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dayokanu, it's the undershirt that is g[i]a[/i]y not the main shirt.
lumping two pinks together is re[i]t[/i]arded to be honest - he shoulda ignored that undershirt that was even showing under the main shirt
this kinda dress sense reeks of irresponsibility.

dayokanu:
Brilliant football from barca and a lovely goal from Thiago again


Walahi this Thiago is better than Fabregas

u took that right from ma mouth.
i was about to ask why barca are still philandering with cesc.

this thiago possesses more tekkers than fabregas. . . . .
look at the first touch when he received that pass and the tekkers to bend that ball into the net. . . .remind me of david villa's goal in wembley.

barcelona are scary o - it doesn't matter who is on the pitch.
fergie said successful teams don't last more than 4 years - europe is in trouble cos this barca dynasty will last for 20 yrs.

dayokanu:
The flury of changes has spoilt the rhythm of the game jare like 6 changes apieces already

which bayern player pinged that sumptuous volley!!!

what a goal by thiago!!!
this is humiliation. . . . .

barcelona manipulated the ball for 3 mins and what a goal by thiago alcantara!!!
this is how to finish!!!

barca 2-0 bayern.

Kobojunkie:
Please, I take God beg you, make you try HONESTY all the time. Less than 10 years ago, you could still purchase land in the same lagos for about Naira 50,000. Today, the same piece for well over 1 million Naira, and people who lived and grew up in that Lagos now cannot afford their own city/state/towns. That is a CRIME . . . nothing good of that.

where in lagos would you have purchases land for 50,000 naira?
ikoyi? victoria garden city? lekki? don't distort the facts. . . .

as at 2002, houses @ old ikoyi were 40 million naira.
@98, my bro-in-law got his 5 bedroom duplex at 250,000 naira per annum rent @toyin street, ikeja.

housing has always been at a premium in lagos state.
it didn't start last night.

dayokanu:
I am still a conservative person and wont be rocking any pinkie anytime soon

boooo!!!!
if your spouse leaves you for me, don't complain!!! i nor use jazz o. . . . .she just fancies ma dress sense.

jeeez, pedro out --> affelay in!  iniesta out, a nameless rookie in.
who will score for barcelona now?

dayokanu:
Thats Guardiola, Trying to beat Joachim Loew as the best dressed coach.

But Pink is somehoe Gaayyy

Barcas big guns what of when Bayerns Big guns enter Neuer, Lahm, Schweinsteiger, Robben, Ribery, Muller Kroos Gomez

pink is no longer g[i]a[/i]y. . . .matter of fact, it's the trend now.
if you dont have a dozen pink shirts, you be bush man. . . .the fashion ish is crazy now.
check out any polo tournament or golf courses or any bar around those multinational companies. . . .boys/men are in pink.

guardiola is in touch with the fashion world - as if i put jazz for mouth, one of the analysts on itv4 is on a pink shirt.
dayo. . . . .you better scram to the next mall and get pink.

dayokanu:
Awesome turn by Usami and Petersen nods over

is that guardiola in a pink polo and chinos? is this guy still on holiday?

nice match - typical germans making it hard for barcelona. . .
but the ease at which barcelona transit the ball from the defence to attack is just sublime.
if barca's big uns enter the battle, bayern go chop 4-0.

thiago scores!

barca 1-0 bayern

what a header!

pedro is killing your defence!

alaba one on one with valdez and alaba missed it.
this alaba na dud player

@ sun of god,

those chics will change their tunes if they spend 2 months in lagos!

two words: phuck nigeria

tlops:
each time I read the response I laugh :

funniest,

one of the funniest write-ups i have ever seen.

Kobojunkie:
May God help us oooo . . . i particularly like that the man pointed to the fact that you can get a KAMPE house in Los Vegas for a mere fraction of the amount people pay for some of the houses in parts of Lagos.

lagos is not for everybody. . . . .sad but true!

StarBoard:
Who you calling muppet?

its a general term for anyone itchy/excited about player transfer. . . .transfer muppets!
e.g. ruudie, starboard, coogar, chamotex.

the first thing these guys do is to log on the internet and check who fergie has signed. . . .cold chills till the 31st of august with questions. . . ."who are we going to sign?" "is sneijder coming?" "is maradona signing?".

to sad bastards, they see it as muppetry. . . .transfer muppetry but we love it.

Sagamite:
What dumpshyt!
So laws of the land tell you to moronically conclude anyone not in jail is law abiding?

if there's no evidence, you are not guilty, you fuckwit. . . .are so thick to understand that?
it has to be proven beyond reasonable doubt before any criminal can be convicted. . . . .until then everyone is innocent!

It is as moronic as saying if the police have not arrested anyone today, then no crime is taking place today.
Scraping at the bottom of the intellectual barrel.

how is that analogous to what i have said? if the police have not arrested anyone today does not mean no crime has taken place.
there are caution, warnings, fines - petty crimes that do not warrant an officer to arrest. saga-dumb, your periodic brainfarts have started yet again.

Only a person will say half of Americans take pot every day. One cannot even fcking say that for half of Jamaicans or Dutch. It would even be daft to say that half of Americans take pot every year.

but they do. . . . .some states in america have decriminalized pot. one can smoke pot, grow few plants of cannabis and take medicinally.
grab a book and read, you charlatan.

Get some brains.
Moorofucktard!

weed is evil and irresponsible and yet the governments of holland, spain, germany, czech republic etc have legalized/decriminalized pot.
the governments of this country must also be irresponsible(according to butt-breath sagamite) except that they have a lower crime related to marijuana abuse than the countries who still enforce the possession of any weight of pot on it's citizens.

you are a disgrace to the village that sponsored your education!

debosky:
Jeffers was shipped out and never made it anywhere else - that shows that Wenger's man management was on point. If he did go to flourish under another manager, then we can say Wenger mismanaged him and that is clearly not the case.

you were still in the hills of damaturu when wenger copped jeffers. the noise wenger made concerning that transfer is the loudest in the history of the premier league. wenger likened him to fat ronaldo and called him a fox in the box.

slimshay:
Meanwhile how can anybody who knew VanPersie as a teenager question AW's man management skill.

2 words: francis jeffers.

nateevs:
Hehehehe. Alakori tun tide. Very very daft statement.

nateevs:
Ode jati jati. 

debosky:
You are a consummate twit

debosky:
Oponu aiyeraye.

debosky:
Didinrin adato.  

keep it up muppets. . . . .this thread is trending on twitter.

nateevs:
Sharap jooor!

Experimentation or otherwise, it is tactical flexibility. See how daft your suggestion is. Trying to make 'experimentation and tactical flexibility' an either or situation . . . What kind of suggestion is that?

Add this sh.i.t to your litany of bunkum.

phew!
nateevs, you don't take no prisoners these days.
what's the aggression about? lack of trophies last season, perhaps?

that penalty is dodgy. . . . .

phil dowd is a twunt!!!

debosky:
Tactical flexibility by black arse. . .playing against Kitchen FC and you think you need a DM?

your arse is black? i thought it was green.

nateevs:
And that's why I say, "the teams that have come to compete", not win it.

Meanwhile, it's interesting that we are playing without a DM. Tactical flexibility.

the most interesting feature since is benayoun's bicycle kick.
it's like a practise match - not seen chelsea's goalie and match is almost 20 mins gone.

pendo89:
@coogar
why are you catalysing this derail

just trying to separate 2 like poles. . . .
claremont is too bad for you. . . .try coogar.
what's more? claremont has 3 baby-mothers, 8 kids.

claremont:
^^^^Coogar is just a spoilsport who wants to spoil what God has confidently blessed and joined together for the good of humanity

after 8 children. you don't give up, do you?

nateevs:
Abeg go siddon. Those players played 30mins on Sunday.
The first 11 played for 60mins and the plan was to play the 2nd 11 for 60mins today and the 1st 11 for 30mins.

AVB's trying loads of things out. Na you sabi.
This is Chelsea man. Don't get too comfortable.
By end of August we will know which teams came to compete and the pretenders.

end of august ke? were you not 15 points good in your 1st five games last season and topping the league with a ridiculous number of goals.
by may, chelsea were 9 points below the weakest united team ever.
you can win all your first 10 games. . . .we don't care. . . .it is what happens in may that i care about.

@ eldee,

so this interview is fergie acting like a biaatch? this normal interview?
a pre-match conference of a champions league match? fergie crying like a puss?
eldee, stop misappropriating the facts - everything you say can and will be used against you.

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watch it again. . . .fergie masterfully turned the public and the media on rooney's back.
48 hrs later, rooney signed a new contract.
who born rooney?

claremont:
Please, be aware that what God has joined together, let no Coogar (human or animal) attempt to put asunder.

she has told you in 3 lingos she doesn't want you.
get someone else na. . . .

nateevs, ibime. . . .

about to watch chelsea vs kitchee(hong kong champs)
avb has gone with 4-3-3. . . . .drogba-torres-malouda.

is this your blueprint next season?
it's looking ominous o
this young manager won't last 12 months.

pendo89:
HES NEVER BUSY TO ANSWER ANYTHING.
BESIDES HE IS MY GOD!!!
I SAID END OF DERAIL.

can you guys get a room?

p.s. upendo, if you don't want claremont, i am extremely available.

eldee:
@Coogar
Yeah, he was play-acting alright  . . . acting like a biatch.
Don't you see the conflict in your statement? He didn't need Rooney, but he sacrificed the whole tough guy image he spent 20 years building for him.
Beckham was the English icon too . . . he kicked him out the moment he acted up, things have changed now, there's a Glazer.

fergie can't give 2 fecks about wayne rooney. . . .who is rooney? fergie let ronaldo(2nd best player in the world) move and you think rooney woulda been a problem if he really wanted to move then? first all, he would be sold at a premium and united woulda found a replacement. rooney didn't start playing well until february. . . .united could have coped well without him and fergie woulda bought torres or any other top draw striker in europe in the january window.

this is man utd we are talking about, not arsenal. united is the biggest football institution in the world. google it!
rooney's exit would have left a huge space for european a-list strikers to consider a united move.
which whole tough guy image did he sacrifice? he said rooney came into his office to say he wanted a move and handed a transfer request. . . .he said he was sure it's his agent behind it and the door is still open. . . . . how is that sacrificing a tough guy image?

there was no conflict between fergie and rooney in the first place. rooney never disrespected fergie. he just said he wanted a move.
quite different to ruud, beckham or keane who went on mutv to burn his team-mates.
it's always fergie's way or the highway. it was rooney who came back apologizing in the head not ferguson. . . .
fergie won, rooney lost! tough guy image preserved!!!

And the trophy thing, hasn't Rooney won the UCL with Utd already?? Is that why my man was playing the role of the dumped girlfriend??

rooney hasn't won the fa cup. . . .ronaldo did, tevez has now done(reasons why el-apache is trying to engineer a move away from england).
you are just meddling things up - there was no beef between fergie and rooney before wazza handed in a transfer request, if there was a beef, rooney would have been sacked even before his request. bigger players than rooney had been slaughtered. rooney is too insignificant for fergie to swat like a house-fly.

There's only one reason Fergie needed Rooney, and that's what I stated in my last post.

of course, fergie needed rooney. . . .rooney wanted more money, used his transfer request to get what he wanted. . . .but there was no beef between fergie and rooney until then. if there was a non-football issue, rooney would have walked. that is my point.

debosky:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/02/02/cops-arrest-arsenal-kid-in-100k-car-115875-22012339/

driving a benz mclaren??
my apologies, debosky. . . . . . . .may amadioha strike the guy down
useless nincompoop. . . . .car wey him papa nor drive for idumota spare parts shop.

this dude must be the most irresponsible player in the history of football association!!!

debosky:
He bought a benz, crashed it and didn't even have a license - that shows you the irresponsible lackadaisical attitude.

he had no driver's license? show me the link.
i don't believe what you say these days.

Ridiculously successful first before becoming known as ho chasers.

nah. . . .they must have been chasing hos way back. . . .but since they were unknown, the media didn't give a shyt.

@ eldee,

stop distorting the facts - fergie didn't beg rooney. all that was play-acting.
at the height of the crisis, the media and people generally thought fergie must have pissed rooney off like the beckham saga. rooney is the english icon and fergie had to clear himself this wasn't his fault - it's rooney's doing.

fergie needed rooney? what was rooney's contribution last season.
didn't berbatov step up to the plate producing magical moments? when berba got tired, didn't chicharito step up as well?
abeg - fergie handles his players well and better than that lunatic wenger.

at least before fergie dumps his talented players, they must have won something! beckham, keane, ronaldo, ruud, etc all won mega titles before fergie parted company with them. even the "supposed" mega flopsveron/forlan won a league title before fergie sold them. how do you then compare him to wenger? j-e-t has attitude problems - spare me!! is j-e-t as bad as ravel morrison? how many times has morrison been in court in the last 2 years? more than joey barton and has fergie sold him to ipswich? adebayor left, hleb left, flamini left, eduardo left, toure left, gallas left, clichy left, diarra left, etc. how many of them won trophies with arsenal?

the mind boggles. . . . .