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1. Van Gaal has only 3 points more than Moyes at this stage of the season

points don't matter, the positions on the table is the key. a mere 80 points won united the title in 10/11 season. a season later, 89 points did not win them the league title.

van gaal is 5 places above moyes' team at this stage last season. position is the key not the number of points. different number of points can win you the title, only one position guarantees you the league title.

2. The 4 match winning streak has been the best run of form so far this season, yet the FANS HAVE COMPLAINED BITTERLY ABOUT THE STANDARD OF PLAY THROUGHOUT

no fan has complained bitterly - fans have complained more on the injuries & the lack of consistency in the team selection forced by injuries.

3. David De Gea has been the Man of the Match TWICE in the last 4 games. That alone is a damning indictment on the 'improved play' movement. Unless of course, you want to attribute the individual brilliance of DDG to Van Gaal's tactical acumen.

de gea is an employee of man utd. he's paid to make saves. it doesn't matter who wins MOTMs....its a matter of opinion, no statistical facts are used to award MOTMs. why didn't de gea perform the same way for moyes?

4. Van Gaal's less than sterling performance has been attributed to injuries. Elampiro has now shown that Moyes actually had more injuries to cope with during his tenure.

nothing could be more untrue....

on the contrary, elampiro lied moyes' team has always been fitter throughout his managerial career in england. i was the one that brought the facts to the table that moyes had more injuries at united as at december 2013.

StarBoard: The same United fans who were having erec.t.ions after the US preseason tour suddenly forgot the glowing tributes they paid then and started aligning with London via Poly.

i want to know - who is the poly-londoner? nyabingo went to OAU/LAG for his first/second degrees and those 2 schools aren't polytechnics - besides, nyabingo has never seen the insides of a plane to even be the main suspect.

my friend, can you reveal this mystery man?

crackhaus:
Picking and choosing what/where equality should come into play is the bane of the feminist's existence, which is why many people will not be taking them serious for a very long time.

I can also provide research that uncircumcised men enjoy sex more, it's all over the internet - so much for male circumcision having health benefits when our uncircumcised brothers are getting a better bargain, apart from the fact that theirs is ugly as hell...

uncircumcised males definitely enjoy sėx more but the verdict is circümcision for boys have health benefits. the hypocritical western society did not even bother to check whether cïrcumcision for girls have health benefits. no organisation wants to have any part of such - cos it must be evil.

where research money is put or which research is done depends solely on cultural values. stallings went to africa in 2005 to do a research to propagate the myth that HIV is more common in circümcised women - the results turned out to be the opposite! to their biggest surprise, they found that circumcised women had half the rate of HIV infections compared to uncircumcised women.

the research was quickly swept under the carpet & no further research was made to find other health benefits of FGM. CNN & BBC refused to talk about the research cos it's against their cultural values. this is why i tell the rats on this section to grab a book instead of relying on the western media.

crackhaus:
Lmao...

Equality from conception and birth.

don't mind those whiny feminists....
they have managed to put it into everyone's heads that only FGM is barbaric, what about male cïrcumcision? is it pleasurable for the baby boys? are boys pain-resistant?

they went as far as investing huge sums of money to do some dodgy research that male circumcision has health benefits - no such research exists for the females in the west cos as far as feminazis are concerned, FGM is an attempt to control female lïbido.

bwahahahahaha

i am surprised lertee hasn't posted on this thread.

Teebest82:
A friend of mine had a twin baby last week,a boy and a girl,his parents want him to also circumcise the girl twin and he refused,they said it's in their culture to circumcise a girl child,just want to seek your opinion about this because i can't allow that to happen to my girl child,and those that support it,what's its purpose.Also heard some countries don't circumcise their male children,that looks akward to me.What's your opinion about all this.

if the twin boy is getting circümcised according to his culture then why should the twin girl get any special treatment? the same argument exists for both genders. just as FGM reduces pleasure in women, it does the same to men.

just like baby girls are at risk of getting infected through crude tools, baby boys are at risk too. both genders go through days of pain as well. so don't argue for one gender & neglect the other. we either agree circumcision is bad for all humans or good for all humans.

4 years imprisonment for £100,000 fraud?
cheiiiiiii - that's harsh on this dude. he will get out in 2 years & get sent back to lagos.

SirShymex:
Bwahahahahaha
Olivia Pope is a legend - scandal!!!

olivia pope is a sket!

Women do a lot of spontaneous stuffs, especially when their emotions are involved. Hence they're called: emotional beings. Er, why do you think a lot of them would have consensual se.x with guys, and when the smoke clears, they'll start claiming ra.pe everywhere?

so you really believe they didn't know what they were doing? that's the fraud right there. they change the story when their parents, partners discover the deed. rather than take responsibility for their actions, they change the story completely & claim räpe!

How about if the guy walked out of the room, after the se.x, before she took that picture, like most guys always do with just any basic chic?

well.....you have a point there.
it could have happened in an elevator & home boy had to disappear before they are discovered.

FavourGee:
Hahahahaha! my dear na idole soap #250. You dey suspect am ni

i have to suspect it....
some chics don't even have toasters, let alone have men who want to marry them. your idole soap is working. how can i buy shares in the company that makes them?

SirShymex:
Lol, yet folks still debate side chic vs. main chic.

true....
everyone likes to feel important. so every chic would tell you she's the main chic. even mistresses are claiming to be the main chics & mock the legally married wives.

#nothankstooliviapope

You might be right. But based on my own experience with chics - I don't think chics detach themselves from their partners that easily, especially, when they're still into him. It takes time. Also, revenge se.x most times, have more to do with letting emotions, due to being hurt, override rational/logical decision making. Hence a lot of them always come back to regret it.

i just think women don't just fly off the handle when it comes to sėx. if a woman suddenly drops her panties for you, it's not spontaneous - she musta thought it true. think about it.....99% of all my one-night stands had the women wearing brand new matching undies.

it's no coincidence.

Er, okay, let's say the se.men owner wasn't aware of what was going on. And the chic is basically a new catch. Would you count that as a win or being used?

of course - if i am not aware of the underlying issues then it's a big win for me. my point is - the semên on her face was fresh when she took the picture & wrote to tim. unless she shaggëd a blind man, the dude involved must know he was used as a prop to carry out a revenge sėx.

FavourGee:
Hahahahaha!
Sounds strange, nothing but the truth.

which soap you dey take bath?

Jennimma:
Sweetheart,i understand your plight. I do....my advice is this If there is no commitment,keep dating other guys. You can't continue keeping yourself for a guy who is not ready thereby wasting precious years.

If he is serious about you,no one would tell him to see your parents quickly.

what if he's broke?
some guys genuinely want to take the leap but they have no funds to carry out their desires thus the wait......

guys are not always at fault in this. sometimes, you women often date your agemates thus the disconnect. at 25, most nigerian women are ripe for marriage. 90% of nigerian men aren't ready to marry at 25 cos they are still struggling.

SirShymex:
Lol, that's why I never get involved in the main chic vs. side chic debate. The "main chic" might actually be the "side chic" in reality based on attention - but she got it all mixed up cos she was the first in the picture. And sometimes, it's somewhat difficult to kick the old one you know, to the curb, for the new one you're still getting to know.

main chic/side chic scenario is a maze!
only the dude can tell which is which & i have seen some cases where the dude couldn't even tell which one is the main chic.

I think the only time chics don't do regret, is when they're not in-too-deep, and their emotions aren't involved. However, when they're emotionally involved, the don't detach themselves that easily. Hence sometimes, when you hurt their feelings, and they start the fire-and-brimstone sermon, with all kinds of threats. Just give them space for a week or two, and they'll be back - all loved up again. If she were emotionally detached from him, I honestly don't think she would be hurt cos the guy cheated on her.

nah...its a process.
it usually works like this. girl meets boy, girl falls hard in love with boy. boy cheats on girl. girl got heartbroken. girl told her friends. they came up with an idea for her. she sized up the idea & thought it good enough to clap back.

of course, at this point....there's no more emotional attachment. it takes a lot for a decent girl to drop her panties for another man with the drop of a hat. so the emotional detachment takes place after their partners cheat.

How can the owner of the se.men not be the winner, with a one night stand, with free pu.ssy, free head, and the luxury of busting his nuts on her face, for free? - she's just one of the conquered chics on the list. Heck, he can beat that again - and do the same thing for free. And that effectively makes her just any slut to the guy.

the sēmen owner was just used....
he's a prop to the grand plan. he probably just got a handjob or fellatïo(at best). i don't think that's enough for me to declare myself a winner.

i am a purist - i wouldn't be comfortable with the fact that a chic schtupped me for other reasons other than my seductive powers in play. the "kill" is a sweeter meal when the entire grand strategy is conceived by me & myself alone.

FavourGee:
Hello everyone!

I have been dating this guy for a year now, both of us have jobs so I don't ask him for any financial assistance.
for sometime now I have been getting suitors, they are five in number now asking for my hand in marriage but I keep turning them down because I am hoping on my present relationship though the stuborn ones are still disturbing me with marriage proposals.

I decided to let my boyfriend know about them, the response I got from him wasn't satisfactory. From my own understanding he's not ready to settle down any time soon neither did he tell me to wait for him nor propose to me.

I am confused right now, I don't know if I should wait
for him till when he's ready but my fear is what if he never propose. I really love him and I know he loves me too.

Matured advice please.

"Please don't mind my typing skills I am typing through one kpalasa phone"

thank you for your honesty, favourgee!

you are not alone in this dilemma. women have had to deal with this scenario. the guy they love isn't ready to marry yet while other favours come knocking on their doors.

the ball is in your court - what makes you happy? can you deal with the fact that you may never love any of your suitors as much as your present boyfriend? does money matter to you more than puppy love?

if you can answer all these questions honestly within yourself then choosing the best suitor shouldn't be a problem. go with your mind & be prepared to cope with whatever consequences that result from your choice.

SirShymex:
How would "Tim" be hurt, especially if he never cared about the chic that much to begin with? However, if he cared, he won't be out there cheating, would he? Ok, let's say he loves her, yet he's still a serial cheat - then what? - cry over his chic getting smashed by a next geezer? She's just going to create more problems for herself cos most guys would end up serving her cold. A classic example is what coogar posted.

you nailed it there, bro!
fact is some chics thought themselves as the main chic whereas, they are side chics. tim might not give a fück if this particular chic shägs a horse as revenge sex.....who gives a damn what a side chic does to herself anyways?

At the end of the day, most chics who do revenge cheating always come back to regret it. That's a fact. And the fact that you'll let ya emotions get over you, to the extent that you'll degrade yourself, and feel more worthless, just shows why most men believe women have fish brains.

this is not necessarily true.
some chics don't do regret - they do the deed & move on. most chics musta made up their mind to deal with whatever consequences that befall any action they take. for a chic to do what this chic did, she's already emotionally detached from tim. she won't care if she gets dumped.

The only winner is the owner of the se.men on her face. Then, Tim, to an extent. Ol'girl lost her pus.sy, face, and she became a certified slag, with no self-esteem.

it depends!
if tim really loves this chic then tim is the loser. if this chic is just another hoodrat to tim then she is the loser. the owner of the sëmen cannot be a winner in this - he was simply used to carry out a plan.

Stillfire:
Animals who are not persons have rights to live as much as you do.

so what about the beef, bacon, fish, etc you consume on a daily basis? why aren't the butchers & fishermen arrested for all em killings?

Abortion is murder, but we do make excuses for murder via self defense,or in the case of war. For abortion, in the case of rape, threat to mother's life or whatever reasons there are. It's still murder.

abortion isn't murder.
to commit murder, you must take the life of a person. the fetus isn't a person - personhood starts immediately after birth, personhood doesn't start at conception.

I think it's too dismissive to say it is left for the woman to decide. Human beings would bastardize any freedom. So abortion should be regulated.

so you want to control what is inside another woman? how's it your business? a woman got pregnant & felt she might not be able to deal with the consequences or take care of the baby & she opts for abortion.......and you think it's murder?

elampiro:
Only RVP complained of Moyes training methods during his reign. Under Gaal many f the injuries were from training. Particularly at the early stage before we bought players.

In terms of injuries, Gaal has no excuse. He always had a decent starting XI as compared to Moyes. Any coach who has the luxury of keeping Mata, Herrera, Carrick, Falcao , Januzaj and Fletcher on th bench is a lucky coach.

I haven't the stat for Kean. I am not dispose for that now.

another big lie unearthed.
how many times can a nigga lie to sway points his way? only RVP complained about training methods last season?

haaaaa

elampiro:
If Moyes created injury crisis for Manchester United that is affecting us today,

1. How come Everton did not have injury crisis when Moyes left?

2. Everton players were the most energetic and athletic in the EPL during Moyes time there.

53 injuries in one calendar year under moyes. everton are the most energetic & athletic indeed.

elampiro:
RIP.

liar!
"david moyes has always had a fit squad at everton."

you must think this is facebook where you can lie to get likes.

AirborneLacer:
Ill-luck knocks at the door bruh.

That United are facing injury woes wouldn't stop me from asserting that Injuries are part of the game.

Your ability to manage those woes defines how astute you're.

Simples!

i don't believe in luck.
it's just sheer incompetence on the part of moyes. letting experienced hands walk away from carrington against fergie's advice was the beginning of his end. moyes is an eternal failure.

phil jaglieka:

“Pre-season has been drastically different.
Normally you’re working a lot harder off the ball – you’re running around and running around and the balls rarely come out, whereas now we do a lot of running around with the ball.

“The manager’s very keen on you having a lot higher concentration levels which will obviously help us when we’re trying to keep the ball for the majority of the time.

“This is the way we’re going to play for the season and I’m sure once it settles down – we’re only two weeks in – the boys will love it and hopefully it can make us progress as a club.

“We’ll play differently. But it doesn’t mean we’ll always have to play from the back.

“I think the whole team will enjoy it, not just the back four,” he said.

“It’s a case of what options have the back-four got – or the back five or the back three if the manager decides to change it – when they’ve got the ball.

“There’s more emphasis not just on the first phase of getting the ball, but what happens when he gets it and then what happens when the next person gets it.

“It’s going to be very educational and probably hard to grasp overnight, but we’ve got quite a few weeks before the start of the season.

“The manager seems very happy with the way we’ve taken to things at the moment and hopefully when it comes to Norwich on August 17 we’ll be firing on all cylinders, playing some nice football but at the same time putting teams under some pressure and hopefully scoring some goals.”

elampiro:
You are exposed again. Except may be you don't know the meaning of paragraph. Good bye.

you are a tool!
i meant....i mentioned 41 injuries in one paragraph and the relegation bit in another paragraph. that was the crux of the issue.

elampiro:
You mentioned 41. Are you saying all Gaal's injury came in three months? And I put it to you that Gaal didn't have 41 injuries in three months (from August to October or September to November).

i mentioned 41 in a different paragraph &
i mentioned the first 3 months in another paragraph entirely. they are 2 different statistics - only a fool would loop them together.

If you cannot produce where I said Moyes had 18 injuries in Man United, shame on you.

that was what you said.
after a while, you said you pro-rata it. that's the lamest excuse of a dullard. why pro-rata it? why not just count from may(appointed date) to december(present date)?

you lied to us moyes always had a fit squad at everton. you must have been watching everton from your half-filled calabash when moyes was still there. the stats have exposed your lies.

give up!

Your Moyes injury list actually expose you- Mr Contradiction.

Lastly, we are yet to see Moyes injury season by season in comparison with other EPL teams.

like i told you earlier, people with sübzero IQ like yourself cannot understand my comments so i ain't surprised it got you confused.

in another 5 years, you will understand it.

val4sure:
Well I can see that u are a frustrated Hegoat,nairaland is a forum where anybody can share topics about his daily activities,things that happened on a daily basis,so pls dear find someone else to label ur frustration to..I don't blame u but your parents that refuse to teach u about manners.

you were the love-child of acute stüpidity & generational idïocy. the fact that you don't get charged to put up retärded topics like yours doesn't mean you should abuse the privilege.

your gender says you are male but you have shown nothing but the swag of a menstruating female. something happened at your workplace and the first action that came to your head was to come & discuss it on NL?

how old are you?
were the necessary pills taken while you were in the womb? dang it, if my son displays this kinda amebo attitude, i would willingly offer him to okija priests. you are a disgrace to manhood!

fück outta here before i pee on your eyelids....

anuofia!

AirborneLacer:
Sailor this is the very first time you're embracing objectivity and I'm impressed.

Injuries are part of the game, those were the exact words I told Coogar weeks ago when he was busy dragging Moyes' name to the mud.

It's a good thing you're admitting this.

I'm being objective and it has gotten nothing to do with choosing debates.

so why is it that the teams with the less number of injuries usually win league titles. why won't you say injuries are parts & parcel of the game when you have had nothing considerably ridiculous like united?

i want to see schurlle & willian as your fullbacks with cahill & mikel as centre-halves for 4 league games. let's see if you would still hold this hypocritical opinion of yours when you drop 8 points out of the 12 available.

elampiro:

Yes. You have contradicted and confused yourself on this number. You said if Moyes had 41 injuries he would be relegated. So how many injuries did Moyes get from the day he was appointed?

olodo 20 kobo!
i said if moyes had the same number of injuries van gaal had [b]in his first 3 months,[b]then we would have relegated.

You are no longer sounding logical except resorting to insults. When one has lost ability to argue logical and attack the points but resort to attacking the person, it's obvious such a person has ran out of points and completely lost it.

you lost when i was able to produce moyes' injury sheet from the day he was appointed to the 4th of december 2013.

the difference between you & me is that i have facts to back my assertion while you lie bold-faced to back yours. why did you lie moyes had only 18 injuries in his first 14 league games at united?

onyekachee:
It is saddening to know that most african women do not get along well with their daughters,they try using cussing words on them at every slight provocation and even not so free with them,I want to hear your opinions

don't worry yourself about that anymore...
the trend is about to change. feminazis, misandrists, androphobics, female chauvinists, etc are starting to become mothers en masse in nigeria. very soon, you will start seeing mothers who will never get along with their sons.

preciousan:
how would you react or feel if your spouse tells you,he/she doesn't trust you?

it's a challenge....
you just need to prove the spouse wrong!

val4sure:
Pls brother in my post i do used SOME men.
Am not talking about all male species,that word some which I used differentiate the good and the bad folks.
I just posted this topic because of what happened at my working place today,so pls try and make use of your brain next time before u comment..

you are a fool!
without a doubt, the biggest fool this forum has ever produced. what's our business with what happened in your illegal workplace?

amebo!

Nonso23:
And it spirals more out of control...

Another question:
Should foetus have rights?
Do we leave their wellbeing to their mothers' discretion?
It's ironic though. It's her body afterall ... and we enter into another moral fog.

a foetus should have no right cos it hasn't qualified yet for personhood - this is why abortion isn't murder.

the woman in the video is 100% correct.
what a woman decides to do with her foetus is entirely her prerogative. anti-abortionists are all hypocrites. they would rather have the child & throw it away than eliminate the fetus.

Danhumprey:
Enough of this argument already! We gat move on to better things!


Speaking of better things,what do you guys think of our next match against Soton? Their main player/midfield enforcer,Morgan Schneiderlin is out.

Your preferred line-up?

we should beat southampton!
falcao, rooney, RVP are fit. di maria would miss the game but we have enough quality in the squad to rely on angel.

elampiro:
Ayagayagayagayo hei, ayagayagayagayo.
Height of confusion. We are talking about Gaal's 41 injuries you quoted in your posts.

which gaal's 41 injuries?
are you retardëd? the 41 injuries was calculated from the day he was appointed not since he officially met united players in july. surely, that little clause is too much for your mental comprehension.

This is another contradiction. Indirectly you are telling us that Moyes and Gaal knew they needed they stretch their players more to be able to win more games. Hence the injuries?
You are not helping your case at all.

you can never draw a logical inference from my sentence cos you are not even intelligent to understand them in the first place. for you to make a sensible opinion out of my comments, you need to understand them first & you have never shown that ability since you joined NL.

As this time last season, Moyes was in all 3 competition having already won the Shield. Gaal is playing only one competition.

this is the most idiotic comparison ever.
if SAF didn't win the league, moyes wouldn't have played the community shield. if SAF didn't qualify for europe, moyes wouldn't have played in the champions league.

moyes failed to win us the league - he failed to qualify us for europe(not even europa) and you have the gall to mention the number of competitons he was still playing at this time last season? you are not intelligent at all.

Can we see Moyes injuries number visavis other EPL teams over several season? Then we can take you serious.

how's that relevant?
you told us moyes always had a fit squad at everton. i busted that myth by producing injury stats of 3 different calendar years - you were caught pants down lying again.

United refurbished medical centre in 2012, okay, you want to tell us Moyes closed it?

so replacing experienced staff without quacks means he closed down the centre? these mumu genes shouldn't follow you to 2015. you better seek the help of oyakhilome before it's too late.

i think you are confused about the submission theory.

women - submit to your husbands
men - love your wives.

if a man loves his wife wholeheartedly, how would maltreatment creep into the equation? i must assume you are high on shekpe or you have never read the bible since you learnt to read & write.

Limerick:
My verses against devilmaycryy and obaino were both scripted an hour to the deadline. Ask iceskidd. He ws the one who reminded me on fb about my battle with obaino.

don't lie - you had few punchlines in your archives already. you just added the set-up bars.

elampiro:
You told us Gaal had more injuries. You arent steady at all.

van gaal had more injuries in his first 3 months than moyes did. if the stats extend to first week of december from the date they were both appointed then moyes had more. read with your common sense, next time.

United player arent Everton players? That's a merit to Moyes. Meaning United players aren't as fit as the players Moyes brought up.

how many games do everton play in a season? how many games is a must-win for everton under moyes? no wonder the failure couldn't win a single game in the grounds of the traditional top 4 sides for 12 seasons.

while united are expected to go blood & thunder and secure wins in every game, moyes takes it easy & only worries about his home form. how then can you compare match intensity of a failure to the intensity faced by perpetual champions?

you should buy that IQ booster pill ASAP!

Foget about that medical team buahaha. Dont delve into what you don'y know. Give us link that Moyes closed the clinic opened by SAF, and he cancelled the contract entered with the sponsors. Was it United backroom staff that kept his Everton players fit?

another heap of rubbish!
moyes was copping 53 injuries per year @ everton. i posted the stats last night - moyes works his players to exhaustion & injuries. his ex-players at everton said that last season that moyes' training methods are pre-historic

Here you go again with your contradiction.

any way, Man United players have always been prone to injury.

that changed after united refurbished their medical centre. we had a near-perfect bill of health in 2012/13. we became champions, SAF left. moyes came on board, sacked everyone & replaced with his crew of failure from everton & our injury crisis resurfaced!

mikuz:
What's this supposed to mean? You can't call me any name you feel like Mr man. Don't bite more than you can chew. Watch what you say to me!!!

i will slap you so hard, you would lose your eardrums. who do you think you are talking to? do you have problems with constructive criticism? you banned a poster that had a script to submit just because the tourney ain't yours & you are not ashamed of your actions?

kim, you are bïtch-made!