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Nihilist:
i hope Raumdeuter can see that Hazard Stat.

30 more dribbles than even Robben!

Hazard = World Best

I don't see how Coogar can come here and claim that Di Maria is better.

Abeg how many dribbles does Di Maria have?

dribbling is a means to an end, not an end itself. the purpose of dribbling is to create space that would lead to a final pass(key pass). hazard's dribbling returned a deficit in his key passes......cesc, di maria, silva, robben, etc don't dribble as much as hazard but they create more chances than him.

from that perspective - hazard's dribbling is useless.

chaircover: What if your parents only had male children nko? so you will all sit there while your mum does all the work abi? angry . . .

my mom's closest friend in nigeria back then has 6 sons. she got up to 6 children cos she was looking for that elusive female child. she had to hire a housemaid cos the sons refused to cook. even when she cooks for herself & the dad, they would sneak into the house, eat her food and go back to the field to play football.

the dad insisted none of his boys should be in the kitchen. however, she never had to hire a driver. the boys were always handy to drive her anywhere she wanted - let boys learn manly stuff & let the girls learn their stuff. a boy will never have any issues finding a wife simply because he cannot cook.

a girl will run into trouble finding a husband cos she cannot cook. that's the difference.

chaircover:
yeye!!!
Is this not the same coogar I saw shelling egusi seeds in the village

if you see me shelling egusi seeds in the village, there must be a purpose attached. perhaps there's a maiden around i was trying to get in contact with.

On a serious note, my dad taught me how to change tyres, change electrical plugs and all the boys in my house are very good cooks.
There is nothing wrong in being multi talented. I dont have to wait for my husband before I can do certain things and vice versa.

it's good for the men in your house but it's not necessary. i don't have to wait for a wife to do certain things too. if she's running late, i grab the phone and order takeaway. is there a problem with that?

chaircover:
See your mouth
I trust your wife sha . . .she will teach your boys to cook and do house chores

i will personally send my wife back to her parents if she sends my sons to the kitchen. if she needs a help mate, she should produce daughters. my sons would rarely be indoors to be learning to grate okro or blend pepper.

no one is making my boys effeminate - na so gay tendencies dey start.

Wash and warm car for boys only kwa? so how do single ladies living alone do it or they dont drive or have gens?

single ladies take their cars to car-wash or find another a muscular boyfriend to do the car washing and servicing for them. that's exactly like boys eating out. it's what it is. how many single ladies can change tyres or fix a fan belt? do men refuse to marry women because she cannot locate where the radiator or brake fuel is in a car engine?

you see - it works both ways.

Thats why so many of you have been trapped by pregnancy which started from an babe cooking you simple egusi soup, when she saw that you were starving to death cos you couldnt cook

what has pregnancy gotta do with good? you mean who cook don't have unprotected sex? the above is hilarious. sėx & food are worlds apart. forcing boys to cook is the first step of making him gay.

be careful what you teach your sons - these are perilous times. boys should only do physically-tasking chores. carrying your suitcases(full of pomo) from heathrow, putting the bin out, learning little plumbing work, fixing electrical appliances, knowing how electrical circuits/fuse work, changing the bulb, etc.

You better teach your sons to cook, so they dont go to uni and become useless and at the mercy of all the babes in their halls of residence.

their wallet would bail them out.
i refused to learn to cook in the kitchen & i never starved for one day in uni. all sorts of women came to my crib to cook for me - actually, it was my strongest pick-up line. the babes wanted to impress me with their cooking skills & i wanted good food.

the relationship was perfectly symbiotic.

OmolodMilkman93:
This looks more like the Argentinian national team than a football club team

that's the fun about it.
you have to choose players from the same club or country to get a high team chemistry. if you choose players indiscriminately, the chemistry will be low & your team won't be promoted.

bellong:
^^^ why are you always having friends with bad husbands yet none with bad wives? Can two walk together except they agree.

https://reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/chang_spits_milk.gif

@topic, the woman has options to either divorce him or forgive him and both of them should reach a compromise. She needs to quit whining.

only heaven knows what she's doing under-G. with the way these women whine & moan constantly about infidelity, you would think men are the only guilty party - yet the global statistics say 33% of all children born in wedlock fail paternity test. surely, it must be the evil spirit räping these women.

tpia6:
https://www.blessedbeginning.org/ABBofp_files/image002.gif

useless old hag!
this is why your prayers to get a husband this year hasn't been answered. you can fast & pray for 1000 days but your bitterness is the reason no man would settle with you. by now, the cobwebs beneath your pänties would make a mockery of shelob's lair.

anuofia!

kandiikane:
this right here is why women don't get convicted as much as men for the same crime. If you believe in the equality of genders you will realise that women are also capable of doing heinous crimes.

the sarcasm flew over your head - it's a pity!

crackhaus:
Men who don't know how to cook are not dying of starvation and hunger, these topics of men being domesticated or not are totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

When hunger beckons, even those that can't boil water know what to do...period!

thank you.....
when hunger beckons, men aren't so tight-fisted like women to pay for what they are not good at. i'm yet to hear of a man that died of starvation simply because he cannot cook for himself.

letting boys cook is a waste of time.

cococandy:
you're incorrigible

i never change - too stuck in my ways.

the mission is to get my boys out there & learn survival skills.......after that, they can go after kandiikane's daughters in full force.

bloody hell!

tpia's menopausal symptoms strike again.

cococandy:
girls should learn that too. Whether football or any sport of their choice. It is not good to encourage "eat, lie down in the house and get fat in women "

see me thinking the girls do more in the kitchen - absorbing the heat from the boiling pepper and oozing out sweats in their pores. how can they get fat in that circumstance?

kandiikane:
That's just sad especially this day and age. How does learning to cook or clean your house etc emasculate a man?

what's the worst possible scenario that will happen to a man that cannot cook? will he starve to death? will his marriage proposal to his woman be refused based on the fact that he cannot cook? come on - cooking adds nothing or removes nothing from men

the best chinese food in my area is just about £5 - singapore fried rice with shrimps(yummy). you eat, you dispose the pack and there's no soaking of pots or scrubbing burnt amala.

That man must live a very dirty life because It's not easy for a chick to come clean your house even those who have been prepared to be housewives from birth. They were made for the husbands not any other man.

says who?
women love to care or be the nurturer. maybe you see this as a chore or punishment - some women genuinely love to cook & ask how delicious the meal is. i get offers every time to be cooked for. it must be because of my pink lips.

No, being able to fend for yourself in all aspects and not having to always rely on a woman is what makes a man. It just shows that majority of men are nothing but pittance without women yet all they do is talk through their azz.

i don't rely on women....
i rely on my wallet. i am very finicky about food first & foremost. i don't eat 70% of the standard naija food - i am used to eating out. the persistent smell of food in the house kills my appetite sef......so i would rather eat out than rely on any woman to cook for me.

kandiikane:
Unless you have changed your mind to be a househusband then that part of the training will be left to your housewife. Just make sure you get someone who doesn't believe in their male child fending for themselves.

i won't let any wife domesticate or emasculate my sons. they should be out there riding bikes, learning how to swim, play football with their mates or playing cops & robbers. that is what shapes men into what they are - not the amount of dishes they can do!

kandiikane:

well thank you but Go sleep. There are diamonds in mine and you seem hungry, don't want you to become greedy hence my criteria.

hahahaha.....
diamonds my foot!

cococandy:
. That's division of labor and I think most households are like that. I wouldn't go break my back doing heavy lifting when oga is there with six pack like Mike Tyson nor will I lay around and leave the cooking for him when I'm not doing anything (unless he insists of course )

I don't think cooking for a husband makes one a slave either. I don't think he's my slave either when I deliberately leave the hard stuff for him to do. We just concentrate on our specialty. But there is no rule that states that such roles are not interchangeable depending on the couple involved and what each partner knows how to do best.

hahahaha
i like how you twisted this - so in which circumstance would you see a woman lifting heavy objects that can snap her spine into two while the hubby is in the kitchen slicing tomatoes?

If you read the op without bias, it clearly states that women are secondary beings compared to men and that should mean women being servants to men. I think his mindset is extreme and raising a man that way will create a tyrant not the strong man image he is trying to paint. So while endorsing his post,be aware that he is championing misogyny unless you have no problems with that.

women aren't secondary beings
i don't think that's what he's saying - he only said some roles aren't perfectly interchangeable. men should stick to being men and women should stick to their traditional roles in the home. it's what it is - i don't intend to compete with my wife in the kitchen.

kandiikane:
very. Hers is free for the world mine isn't. They have been fighting for the choice to make whatever decision they want for it and for ownership and not just being in possession of it.

kandiiii, you know you are my favourite banjul babe. for the sake of all the fula people in banjul, grant my request.

your cheque is ready.

CFCfan:
It's definitely a va.gina. The labia is visible

i don't think it's hers though - i matched the image on that profile to the personalities/posters on nairaland, the result says its tpia6's sushi on kanwulia's profile.

kandiikane:
you fit criteria? Prove that you have oil blocs or earn over £750,000 a month minimum.

is yours different from what someone posted free of charge on her profile? come on - feminists have been fighting to free these body parts. won't you join the bandwagon?

cococandy:
well it certainly does help if the man learns at a younger age when assimilation is easier and since it doesn't get in the way of his turning out a great guy,what's the good reason to stop him? Nothing.

it doesn't help one jot!
don't let anyone deceive you. even my friends who were firstborns and had to learn to cook from a tender age all lost the interest when they got to uni......

i will never let my sons stay in the kitchen - they can use that ample time to learn more masculine stuff. when they need to learn to cook, they will learn.

The OP's post is kind of extreme and any guy raised like that will grow up with the skewed mentality that life revolves around him,his wife is a glorified slave made to serve him and that's the end of her purpose in life. Not to mention the kind of tension it will cause between them.

i grew up that way & i don't see women as glorified slaves. i still expect her to cook for me though & i will handle the more physically tasking chores. it's what it is. i don't see how a woman cooking for her own partner makes her a slave to him.

kandiikane:
Loool naaah! Only a specific few have had the chance to have a glimpse and the rest have to pay to see it once they fit the criteria.

let me pay na.
i just got my salary tonight & the bad spirit of lavishness just possessed me.

jennykadry:
You had better unhigh yourself. That's kanwulia life and direct

kanwulia is crazy!

kandiikane:

lol, i was baffled, I just can't. To each her own.

you mean you won't follow suit? come on - kandii, a million and one men want to see what yours look like.

the revolution has begun....

#freethenipples
#freethelabia

cococandy:
if you learned eventually, then we are saying the same thing. Being domesticated isn't about cooking alone. At least being able to take basic care of yourself.

who can't take care of himself? that's the normal human basic instinct na. i hated the kitchen - all i wanted to do was eat & dump my plates in the sink.

when the time comes, water will find it's level. every human being would work out their survival instincts. i don't think i am a good cook. i don't want be a good cook....and it makes me appreciate it the more when chics make food for me.

kandiikane:
Click on her name.

crikey me!!!
is that what i think is? surely, it cannot be. i'm high on vodka....

kandiikane:
Lol, there are huge differences between someone that does not conform to the norm, a "deviant" and someone who has a few screws loose. Your pic speaks a lot of volumes since Google didn't come up with any other searches, I am certain that is you. I won't be surprised if you see things or have conversations and disagreements with "people" in your head about who should "show" each day. You can always go for a medical check up and know for sure because so many Africans are crazy and don't know they are.

what picture are you guys talking about that isn't producing any more searches.

Fkforyou:
Same here,although I learnt how to cook on my own free will,I wasn't forced by my mum,I was even thought by my sis,I.e they just gave me the basic instructions.
I became good at it when I got admission into the univ.
And W.R.T other chores like sweeping and cleaning I don't think it has anything to do with gender.

i bought food throughout my uni.....even if i could cook, i consider it a total waste of time to stay in the kitchen & cook for myself alone. time is money - chinese food is £4(delivered hot & spicy)........wheres the time to cook?

jennykadry:
It's sad. Hitting children? hardlyyy...they are more good at their paedophilia job

jenny, describe blow-by-blow what happened in that video link. they have taken light in ituku-ozalla.

cococandy:
I don't see how learning any of those so called domestic chores will stop him from growing into a man. In fact I think it helps him become an all round balanced man. What you're saying is same thing as saying a woman shouldn't be raised with a go-getting , achieving mindset because she has to concentrate only on being domesticated. What bollocks!

by the same token, not doing those domestic chores has nothing to do with him being an all-round balanced man. i am extremely balanced and i didn't cook stew until my mid-20s. what did i miss?

jennykadry:
I saw this video and have only one thing to say.....Hand that maid over to me for 5 minutes,...just five minutes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzvGWnpP9KQ

i am not sure the maid is female. surely, females are not capable of this kinda violence. only men are known to do this type of ish.

Cutehector4u:
my mum tot me specifically how to wash my clothes, how to cook.. Nd how to do d dishes immediately after eating... I think u need to do dsame... Unless u want a lazy son who wants evrytn done for him by the house maid

i wasn't taught all that & i don't think i missed anything. i was only interested in doing what men normally do. help in installation of gadgets or heavy equipments, wash & warm the car, mow the lawn, fuel & service the generator. my sisters took care of the feminine chores. that's their job!

i am not training any of my sons to be in the kitchen. they can mow the lawns, do heavy lifting and tasks normally associated with men but asking them to cook or do dishes is just totally out of the question.

cococandy:
i didn't read anything about a gathering there. He just said if you notice such behavior in a man. Me thinks one has to be close at least to notice such behavior in a potential date or partner . Anyway I agree with you to an extent . Like I said before,some of the saintly ones are the worst . But one can't disregard the points in the op.

cococandy, don't be a victim!

räpists don't openly brag about sėx or talk about women. in the eyes of the world, he's a virgin whom no one has seen with a woman. he's often referred to as a model husband or boyfriend cos he hardly womanises or do the typical things normal guys do.

his räping spirit is his dark passenger. he talks to no one about it unless himself - and the reason he has not been caught is because he's careful enough to avoid certain topics & attributes - so when a man tells you he's a virgin......remove your shoes & run faster than usain bolt!

cococandy:
Of course. Only a man who is known to a woman can exhibit the traits in the op for the woman to notice. If I don't know a guy how will I know he does any of those things stated in the op?

according to the OP, if you are in a social gathering and a man is bragging about his conquests, making jokes about sėx and generally making references to sėx then he is a rapïst!!

that's the biggest lie on the planet.
the pastor, lesson teacher, uncle, choir master, etc are more likely to tape a woman than a drunk who's just talking out of his arsë. the quiet ones are actually the ones to avoid - not the loud mouths.

GSKing:
You are one of the slowest and dumbest users of this forum...

You hurry to type out your fury while grinning widely at your computer screen in victory...

You actually do not deserve any answer to the bolded posts above, but I'm in such a lovely mood this evening and hope you task your brain to grasp my response below...

you are a consummate rëtard.....

i just destroyed your life-long hypothesis that you were born gay. no, fâggot - you are a product of your environment. if you had been born in a different environment, you would probably be out there now licking the labïa of your girlfriend somewhere.

nigga - your life sucks!
i cannot imagine what my life would be without a beautiful woman to share my bed with. lookie, you can still get help. there are various conversion schools for faggöts like yourself. you are bent, i am straight - it's you that need help, not me.