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iyabodeh:
excuse me? I don't even look like her!!!! Pfffftttt!!!!

the picture isn't clear enough jor. post the one you didn't take with a tecno phone.

WARRIBLOOD:
bros na you go phuck the toto...me i go specialise for the yansh oo...
Gosh cant imagine what does boobz taste like

see this boy - what a lustful mind
you are not even bothered iyabodeh might be sleakid trying to do a khimwhyte.

crackhaus:
Very good advice, on point!

I'm more interested in knowing the desperate nigga who stuck his d1ck in a woman who's birthed four kids.

Or maybe she's paying him, who knows...

he's probably someone's husband too or one of those jobless youths who rapê grandmothers in nigeria.

WARRIBLOOD:
Gosh your So hot...coogar abeg i fit be hu na housebody.. Wen hu na get married piko
peeping thinz

yes now!
in the morning, we go first battle one on one before breakfast. oga & houseboy - 3 rounds each.

obongproff:
I see! Dat cd work wella. But travelling makes me wanna indulge in some ukwu spanking...u know u wd be meeting some new babes who wd also be interested in dis new dude in town.

lol@ukwu spanking.

iyabodeh:
count down mister!!!!

60...59...58....57..... And counting!!!

that's not you, na
isn't that funke akindele?

Phema:
See this chronic bachelor talking. Come back to this thread in another 10years. Hopefully, you would have overcome the fear of of marriage.

see you!
me? bachelor? i can show you my wedding pictures right now but i am afraid the system might crash.

obongproff:
Sori, u sed 2,000 oda activities. As in for real or ur just exaggerating?

football
gaming(all sorts)
movies(all sorts)
music(all sorts)
gym
traveling
shooting
fishing

and some i can't even remember.

parismarc:
Hmmmmm, coogar, are you married

is canada cold?

obongproff:
Kudos to u. But have u neva had a crush apart from ur wife?

crush? hell no!
i shut out my mind whenever i see these women. this thing is mental strength coupled with a bit of common sense. i mentally trained myself that my wife is the most beautiful woman in the world & there's nothing out there better than what i have at home.

once such mentality is forged, the rest is easy. i avoid horrible places where skanks & runs girl dwell. i have about 2,000 other activities that keep my mind busy. it's manageable - crushing is so juvenile. the last time that happened to me, it was in my sophomore year in uni.

iyabodeh:
I posted my face on my profile a while back. What do we do now? Don't chicken out oo. No use me catch groove na.

post it again - and i need full length.

present, sir!

i have been faithful since day one. although it gets tough at times with all the daughters of eve making subtle or suggestive passes at me but my will power is stronger than their cleavage & swaying hips.

iyabodeh:
yes I am but not here though. I followed one dead moniker here.
Romance section is my playground. No catch. I like your vulgarisms but I think its a facade. You are actually a cool reserved guy. What say you?

Don't play hard to get cos I know where you live!

lemme see your face then....
at least, before i give you my word....i have to examine the merchandise.

lawlahbammy: What is your opinion about this woman?

I feel she's not totally wrong and not totally right as well.

she owns her vagïna - she has the rights to decide who goes in & out of her. my problem is her coming out to tell the story like she needs some validation. she's already cheated so what's the issue? a thousand comments won't reverse what she's already done. she's far gone right now so let her enjoy her lover.

yeyenatu:
smh... Mtcheww!!! lagunna get plenty of us na. So tey we don turn cult. Brother dey yiansh sister, cousin dey yiansh niece. All join, you wanna join the ministry? ]
[bWM]show me ur package first!! Stop running! Be proud of your possession!! Kimmon!! I think iyabodeh likes you too. No let lagunna catch you oo! [/b]

Iyabodeh is special though. And no I'm not related to her.



YeaYeaNot

ladies first, yeyenatu!
you have to show yours first - let us see what makes you yeyenatu. for all we know now, you are just 32A.

iyabodeh:
my new found crush. Come and run away with me to the place where cotton candies hang as clouds.

Btw I'm not her sister. Enough of the mentions please!!!! Arghhhhhh!!!! Iyabodeh... Iyabodeh... Ah ah!!! Free the moniker now. Use 'she' 'her' 'that girl' and the likes. Thanks.
Coogar

i suspect you are an old user -
who are you & what's the catch?

draj93:
alit, but can i just give it a try

it won't work na - they are coded differently. PS3 won't even work on PS4 & that's same platform, different consoles.

try this site.....

http://www.whathacks.com/fifa-15-keygen-serial-key-free-download/

draj93:
am on pc bro. can it work?

nah, it has to be the same platform.
pc isn't ps

iyabodeh:

I don go. Coogar come oooo.

iyabodeh = yeyenatu..............(1)
yeyenatu = rozzay's sister......(2)

substitute equation 1 into 2 and you get;

iyabodeh = rozzay's sister and that means yeyenatu is lagunna's potential sister-in-law.

drama plenty for here.

draj93:
coogar, help ur bro,d link u gave me is not downloading even after fillinng the survey, maybe cos of my location. plsssssss, just help me with fifa 15 origin product key, u inbox me, mailesanabraham2009@yahoo.com. thnks bro, i need it to keep me company here plssssss........

what platform are you on? i will look into the case of my FIFA15 if you can use mine. it's PS4 though. if you are on PS4, acknowledge this and i will send the product key.

Darkrebel:
shut the ffuck up ask ibime this ask ibime that....have i not been to England before? what are you ranting....is it not those average girls from poor backgrounds you shag and those cheap ho's ..abeg park well.... am 18 not 14 but you are 35 ...and teddy's my girl ... ..

been to england? hahahaha
that must be in your dreams. which of the england did you go to? definitely, not this one. if you have been to england, your mentality and your intelligence would be 8 notches higher

allowance...broke....bla bla bla ....gibberish**
come to my crib and you will like to sleep on the toilet's floor...that's if my dogs haven't ripped your vagabond being moment you step a foot in the compound....

come to your crib? ebola crib?
what an appetising thought!!! nah - pass!

keep deceiving yourself..you are still a Virgin...
goodnight....am out

like i said, i have had more women than the money you have counted in your entire life & i am talking high class women, not the skanks you shäg - skanks who's never had pap smear test in their life.

Lagunna:
Explain kini?

When I dey beg you to come help me vote the gal..U no show..
Abeg park well jare..

lagunna, so you have been poking rozzay all this while & yet you told us she's your sister? is this incëst or something else?

and i heard you are olubukato......

Jskelly11:
Fifa 15 is da BOMB interms of graphiz presentation licenses commentary large number of leagues nice AI in terms of players and clubs hardcore gaming experience etc Pes 15 is da bomb in terms of gameplay facials modes great AI controls etc
so we can say FIFA15 is>>>PES15 thanks

PES 15 closed the gap though....
i have both but FIFA15 is still my choice - the graphics & FIFA ultimate team is just what edges it for me.

12 million gamers play FUT alone - and that's where the fun is. trade/buy players, amass coins, get rich and merry. PES has started their own version this year though but with no licensing, it's rubbish.

Darkrebel:
birthday? do you know how much I give my babe here for hair .air time.... or when we go out...you know how much I spend? not to talk of birthdays that's frigging special....

N1,000 washing & setting? lololol
come to the UK & see the cost of living. let ibime tell you his bill per month. you don't have a clue. you are a trust fund baby....if you don't get allowance from home, you are broke!

you are a bush man..how can you give a girl handbag for her birthday..smh and all those mumu girls will be acting cray .... ..

you dunno anything - you are teddy's junior brother & she's 14.

WizKid and davido are your matea . and they are buying jeep their babe and you are shouting over common handbag ....

there are £300 cars here. if na car, no wahala.

there's no chick you would give me that I can't handle...I will first slap her asss with pounds...whether she likes me or not..I will be banging her while you still buying handbags

you don't have a cöck, stop bragging!

Darkrebel:
hahahah ..you are a fool. ...I don't want Chinese or flat girls....
just give me two black Americans that have big front and ukwu ....
send their numbers to my mail .....at least be useful for the first time ...am waiting for you to send those numbers you can send your one-eyed girl friend's number ....I feel like banging the bbitch

the girls i date are above your station.
can you afford to buy a bag of £1,500 for a chic for her birthday? hell no.

you would have to do rituals.

Darkrebel:
idiott...is it all those flat white girls you bang that is sharking you ... you visit red light areas and ashawo houses in England...how many chicks have you played ..not played ssex ?

they come in all shapes.
chinese, jamaicans, caucasians, africans, indians, etc. sėx is easy to get here - and the babes aren't pretenders like the ones you have over there. if she likes you, she's fücking you on the first date. no hassles.

you want to compare the quality chics here to the ones you bed in naija? your chics wear second hand undies - from what i was told, 90% of those undies were taken off from corpses in the war torn countries of sierra leone, liberia, rwanda, etc.

you don't know jack.......

Darkrebel:
no be only beef na Turkey....am tryna teach you seduction skills and how to get a woman to like your idiotic self..... ... motherfuckerr

i have bedded more women than the money you have counted. what is sėx in the UK? ask bis how easy it is to get laid in this environment. what do you know about women?

see this mumu!

Darkrebel:
me I don't care all what am hearing.... don't tell me our talk was a joke too.... we are still gonna **** right?
sauron come and learn .....cos you are still a learner ..

leave that talk - face coogar your undertaker.
don't colour our beef with distractions.

Darkrebel:
eyahhhhh see tears.

buckets please
see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

aromo-eleran
you know your own don finish when there's eran in your last name. what we need to find out is if your father is dwarf goat or babari goat

Darkrebel:
fool reply with your essay... you don tire? cos I haven't even started at all...all those ones we have been doing is jogging...warm up

i sense cowardice.....this is what people say when they have given up. who cares whether you are warming up or microwaving up? you are my bïtch!

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

answer these questions.....
how much is the value of the recommended glasses the loser known as your father is wearing and how much is the original?

Limerick:
My vote

Opener Darkrebel, he started the fyt

Flow Tie

Metaphor Nil

Personals Coogar, rebel stop repeating one perz over and over again

Punchlines Coogar it was all over the last two pages. Damn, That Elevator punch tho.

Wordplay Nil

Closer Coogar he ended the fyt

mfvgt coogar.

Darkrebel , nyc trial but yu were heavily body bagged

i mean, Coog r.aped u

omo......see verdict!

what about multis? i rhymed oloro with nostrils(slant rhymes), surely it rhymes if you use fulani accent.

Darkrebel:
who dey battle this one?
didn't you hear? the ish continues till next year
see the lines you stole sauron
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER.

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

aromo-eleran - how come your dad looks like eran? was he bitten by a goat or what's the issue?

ROZZAYY:
Nofin sweets just nided to rest from nland, too many distractions but thanks to u all am bak, sabbatical is over. Lol

rozzay, why did you deceive us na?
lagunna said he is your brother and we believed him. why? why?

Darkrebel:
kyrie eleison on this man almost jumping off the roof roof of his flat....

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

you didn't answer the previous question - is this man trying to commit suicide with the rope on his neck? is he depressed?

Darkrebel:
okay...I accept...

what are you accepting?
that your father is an irresponsible dude and he deserves to be shot in the head?

sha see the lines you stole sauron

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

i am sure darkrebel himself made these glasses - 2 metal-hangers was converted into the frame with 2 cheap lenses to make it fit.

why is it that poverty oozes out of your father's sweat pores? what does he do?

Darkrebel:
you don't have to pay for WiFi

over here in my crib ..its been paid for ..I can watch millions of youtube videos..download hundreds of movies ..and stay online as long as I want....

so your story ain't valid ..

stop talking & take your punches.....
it's torture till you drop, i don't give a fück about you or your father's wifi. i just want you to die from this rushing haymaker, i'm ivan drago.

Darkrebel:
idiot. shebi you were typing long essays before..why did you start typing short....
e don tire am...lol
have you been engaged in twitter fights before?
you are a newbie...

we shall tell who the newbie is.....all i am doing is just tearing your credibility like a yaba pröstitute tears condoms.

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

cheiiii, see swags.
what's the make of the sunglasses na? they look cool o....it fits the hexagonal head-shape. how much is the original?

Darkrebel:
I think you should ask Google. . ....

see the lines you stole
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
eyahhhh
wack BITER

no, use your church mind....

if you add the nostrils.....

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

to the end of fadeyi's gun.....

https://www.omgnaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Fadeyi_Oloro.jpg

what will it become?