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teddybiyasi:
I said sweet wise

one of the oldies, i guess...
he would die like gadaffi if he steps into the ring now. there's a universe of difference in the level then & the level NL is at now.

teddybiyasi:
sweetwise is online damn coogar & ibime plus kr0ne are dead

who is streetwize?

Darkrebel:
Mikuz quit this childish act...you don't have to brag bout' your records here and how many wins you have..
you barely managed to beat Elymax..and if that brawl was taken to a neutral ground...he would have won you. .. so quit this chit chat...just up your game and evolve from using and relying solely on football plays ...its old school

that's what happens when modenine is your role model. mikuz is a student of modo - mixed with ibime's style of writing bars. it's the identity crisis that is affecting mikuz.

no wonder his siggy is....
"tight defences crumble when the mode rose up/the game is in my palm like i'm ten goals up/everytime i write a bomb track, my pen blows up/"

kr0ne:
I quoted u earlier regarding our upcoming topical battle tourney. Please check

topical battle?
what's the topic?

babyosisi:
I have also hired a private investigator in my area
She comes recommended

this is your PI?
every man will definitely want to smash that.

beryl04:
Not tonight satan!

so i am satan?
what about you - what should we call a man that loves sticking it into another man's bütt? you don't even know your actions are repulsive? if you want to make excuses for your sickness, relocate to a country where sick & perverted gooks like yourself are celebrated.

JigsawKillah:
Coogar u no dae see my mentions Abi?

i replied your email many moons ago. it's like your internet runs on diesel.

beryl04:
Ethan must've forgotten to mention our senate president David Mark as one of the vocal proponents of 'kill the gays' law.

To think people are even rooting for that fossil to become president in the future...yuck!

Coogar, u should shut it.the country belongs to all of us

the country belongs to only straight folks - the homos belong elsewhere.......hell perhaps!

ethan regel should go to another country where deviants like him are overnight celebrities. this gay issue is becoming unbearing lately......out of the 1 million & 1 problems in nigeria, being hömoerotic is getting too much attention.

ethan should shut it.....

Darkrebel:
yes I agree..their pre-twitter fights and all. yes it was very lyrically .. but some comic relief wouldn't hurt.. I don't think am wrong if I reference 8 miles..see how b-rabbit jokes ripped his opponents, and I think one can still be lyrical while being comical and funny.. don't you think so?

when there's a lot at stake in a battle of that magnitude, clowning & jokes take the back seat. they were out to ruin each other's credibility. diz took the first round but math destroyed him in the last 2 rounds - the personals & the grown man bars were epic.....

BABE3:
I don't think picaboo is talking about disconnect immediately after the séxuall intercourse itself.

even that bit is a hormonal behaviour.....there's a lust centre in the male brain which automatically directs him to register the "details" of an attractive female. women take this like the man is unserious or a randy goat but this is just science.....

He's talking about disconnect asin coming back for more; feeling emotional connected to the person; feeling attached.

I may be wrong though.

if the sėx is good, the man would always come back for more. feeling attached or feeling emotionally-connected mostly depends on his age or maturity. if he's way too young, he's more likely to seek greener pastures even if the current woman is faultless.

Darkrebel:
I just watched that dizaster vs math hoffer's brawl again. damn !! it was so boring ...
these dudes need to add humour to what they doing .. Henry bowers is still king of that ..
you guys should watch AHAT battle league...they have many comic/funny emcees there ..

it was a grudge match-up!
no one went there to play or make jokes....lyrically, it's one of the best battles of 2014. grown man bars all through - no fücking around. i kinda hate it when i see 2 battlers laughing & doing hi-five with one another - it ruins the competitive spirit. they can do all that outside the ring, not while in the ring.

pickabeau1:
Our females will not be happy with this....

Being slaves to their hormones

but that's the truth - that's the biology of both sëxes. women are constantly ruled by their hormones. they are eternal slaves of their hormones.....hell, they even use it as a legal technality in court to get a slap on the wrist.

Dhellake:
Falcao na bad market I swear, Coogar, How far?? Is Falcao still gonna score more than his proteges Aguero and Costa!?

how's he bad market?
aguero has never been injured before? costa hasn't been injured before? oh please - injuries can happen to any player at any time.

phillip lahm is out for the season - he must be a bad market.

pickabeau1:
Interesting angle

Which of the sexes is easeier to disconnect aafter a good pounding

it's much much easier for the men to disconnect after any type of sex. after sėx, a man's testosterone would take a massive dip & this is why he either sleeps off completely or feel the need to distance himself from cuddling & having chit-chats.

it's the reverse reaction for the women.....her oxytocin is at the highest and she's more likely to want after sėx cuddling or some sort of bonding which most men aren't capable of giving generally - so men generally retreat after sėx while women generally want more romance after sėx.

it's their respective hormones at work.....

iyabodeh:
apologize.

apologise about what??

jennykadry:
Lmao. Abeg leave Mr asewo alone

BTW Coogar, i can see you gat an admirer

if only she knew i have ogbomoso tribal-marks.

wonlasewonimi:
You're right that's my core competency...You get omoges for your area?

you need deliverance.....

mikuz:
I don't hate criticism - what I hate is biased criticism. For you to claim that I used the pun as my final punch proves it.

it's the punch!
don't be spitting such nonsense bars any more - the standard has been raised. as far as textceeing goes, that was your worst written in your entire career.

not sure it's cos of your rustiness or elymax made you look poor. if elymax was wack, people wouldn't have concentrated so much on your verse to expose cheap schemes like "team mar ya".

"ma lack eye" was a dopë scheme from ibime cos there's no slant in the pronunciation of any of the words he used to pun "malachi" & that's the reason people use those things.

you isn't ya when such schemes come into play. if you cannot find words that sound exactly the same as the pun, then don't use it. find another scheme entirely. as a vet, you should know this.

iyabodeh:
Hi everyone! Is coogar a regular here? I'm looking for him.

coogar is a non-regular here.

wonlasewonimi:
^^^^You wish to nyansh him?

your own is never more than nyansh. i am starting to think you know little outside sëx topics. what is it? are women scarce in your area?

mikuz:
He ll still lose. Textbattle is not comedy.

no he won't
so you haven't seen or heard jokes subduing bars in a battle? see this man!

WARRIBLOOD:
Truth be told warriblood is the most troublesom textcee on nairaland...i mean i got alot of beef wit you people..almost everybody in here hates me..my style..my chat..

So i dont expect to win any battle..sum even takes me as joke..no matter how dope my lines are...the opponent still gets the win...

So no problem i just chill..
No more battles since i know me not gonna win

sneeze...

the next time you are battling, send your final draft to me for structuring, i won't add a word or any concept to your written, i will just structure it for you & compress the lines.

you would be surprised how easily you would win that battle.

mikuz:
You are sounding like a newbie. Team mar ya was in the set up and not the final punch. I did not use it as a punch!
The punch was on Timaya's hit tracks!

you hate criticism - every man & his dog condemned that line. it's so pre-school. what's my team mar ya? who even writes like that in the real world? it's a forced pun. take it or leave it.

warriblood is my favourite textcee on NL. if you are having a not-so-good day, just read the holy scriptures of warriblood & be saved.

some of his wordies are hilarious. his only issue is his laziness to structure them properly. however, you still get the idea that warriblood's chain of thought is iller than ebola.

Iceskidd:
and people say its only warriblood that does those type of wordplay. Well they're wrong
blood got some d0pe wordies like
ele do marry= ELEDUMARE
knee kill= NICKI
so lo more= SOLOMON
E.T.C

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mikuz:
Elymax is a pathetic illiterate.
mar - /mär/
verb
1. impair the appearance of; disfigure.
Team mar ya
Team disfigure ya
How is this not legit?

the line is weak cos of your attempt to substitute you with "ya". a good writer can use "ya" at any time in his lyrics as long as he's not punching with it. you dug your own grave, the moment you used it as a punch.

admit it, that bar was wack!

moonraker:
Sorry but if you downloaded it frm origin, then you dont require a code. Otherwise u will have to use a crack or actually buy the game

the last happy hour - i got muller(IF), hazard, reus & aguero. i sold reus & aguero to build another powerful squad.

i'm now in division 3.

in the midst of this madness - i just realised something is missing on this thread. where's my one & only iyabodeh?

yeyenatu, #bringourchicback

christabeli:
Chai you even know the address.

it's a big business.....
i do supply & delivery for suspecting wives & husbands. next year, we are expanding the business to include boyfriends/girlfriends.

The way he got robbed it was so awful/
it remind me of Vicks....Fam rubbed on ya chest.....and took everything cold off you/

bloody hell!
rex should never battle again after this.....this is toe-tagging in a bodybag.

clips got this 3-zip!

kr0ne:
Una dey here when I say Coogar and Darkrebel go collabo one day. Now who's gonna be the bait? Watch out

you got jokes!

where's yeyenatu?
she promised to show me her booty. is she present here or she's gone on her annual maternity leave?

Darkrebel:
I didn't know..I didn't watch any charlie clips...
I got the idea when. I was in religion section last month and I figured it would be weird if an atheist says-- thank god there is no God ...I saved in my notepad saying I was gonna incorporate it into a freestyle for ffr ...you see? I didn't even know ...same with that kitana/ two fans ...

ideas often criss-cross!
that's why some people would tell you no idea is original. it's very possible for 2 rappers to have the same idea or a concept. it's only here on NL that i have seen people say it's a bite.

Darkrebel:
before he will say I bit Charlie clips


I had already had that atheist line saved in my phone's notepad since ..before Charlie battled... so did he bite ....mtchewwww

charlie clips spat that bar on the 29th of september - a full month after you had it written on your notepad. if you post the line in any of your battle after that day, it can be regarded as a bite.

summer madness 4 was on the 29th of sep & the pay per view was launched on the 30th. that bar has been out there since then - it's no longer original.

kr0ne:
Has he ever faced Dizaster?

the thing is they don't even rate dizaster at all in that part of the world. they consider him a noisemaker. the only KOTD rapper that has done well on URL is charron. URL is different - what appeals to the normal battle rap fans don't appeal to them at all.

all they want to hear is gun bars. it must be dezzies, uzis, 9mm, tec-9, choppers, etc - they don't care about multis or the technical side of battling. they just want horrorcore & the ability to use 1,000 different slangs to describe a gun.

kr0ne:
Hehe! Ray Rice knocking out his fiancee or Solange bitchy slap to Jigga. Dope concept

you need to see how he delivered that bar. he touched his knee when he said solange & he raised his fist when he said ray rice.

the audience went crazy with that bar. no one is beating charlie clips - i can't wait to see his brawl with charron. let's hope he takes it serious - that is a potential barfest.

2 freestylists going head to head is always dopë!