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Family › Re: Ladies ; How To Identify A Potential Molester by coogar: 10:07pm On Nov 21, 2014
mumumugu:
i suspect you are a potential raapist.
i suspect your father is a rapïst.....you are a product of a räpe act.

mumumugu:
it takes a professional raapist to know a rappist. You and op are ex-rappist
no, it takes an intelligent mind of mine to seek the truth, get the facts and apply it as i deem fit. something you wouldn't know about because of your sordid background.
Family › Re: Ladies ; How To Identify A Potential Molester by coogar: 9:49pm On Nov 21, 2014
Odunharry:
true...i have never seen/heard where a total stranger rape a lady...it either their uncle,friend,boyfriend or some close acquaintaince
the statistics is grim - it's 90%!
9 out of 10 räpe victims knew their attackers before the incident. they trusted him to let him in or go to his yard. so how does the nonsense the OP typed fit into that statistics? grin cheesy
Family › Re: My Gay Life In Nigeria - Isolation, Danger & Fear Homophobia Stirred By Politici by coogar: 9:46pm On Nov 21, 2014
GSKing:
Accept my condolences, Mr Coogar.
life must suck for you.....
you are avoiding my question - i asked, how do you live with yourself? you see a woman with 2 sëxy mammary glands & a nice pair of curvy bütt & you don't find her attractive? cheesy grin

i mean - would you cop a heart attack if a woman lays next to you? do you imagine testiclës when you see grapes? do you fantasise about cucumbers & carròts having sėx with you? cheesy grin
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:36pm On Nov 21, 2014
where's yeyenatu & iyabodeh?
are they identical twins or siamese. if i don't here from the duo in the next 12 hours, i would put a bounty out on their heads.

£1,000 bounty to deliver the left böob of yeyenatu & the right böob of iyabodeh. money would be wired instantly to any bank account in the world.
Family › Re: My Gay Life In Nigeria - Isolation, Danger & Fear Homophobia Stirred By Politici by coogar: 9:33pm On Nov 21, 2014
GSKing:
huh
i don't hate you, i actually pity you.
to think you have never had the luxury of having vagïnal muscles grip your pënis is almost making me weep for you.

how do you live with yourself knowing you & your cohorts helped spread HIV. the man that did this to you should be jailed. i could picture him feeding you his semên when you were a boy and lying to you it was milkshake. grin cheesy
Family › Re: Ladies ; How To Identify A Potential Molester by coogar: 9:26pm On Nov 21, 2014
bennyrazz:
I really don't know why tobechi20 decided to post this topic here. Why not post it in the romance section, by the way it seems all the women affirming to what the OP posted have all been molested/gang raped e.tc
majority of the women here have a sübzero IQ. in their fickle-minds, the räpist is the man that smokes weed, parties hard & openly talks about his sexual conquests...... grin

whereas, the true räpist is that man they really trust. the one that fixes their pipes or run little errands for them here & there. a woman is more likely to be räped by an acquaintance than a weed-smoking total stranger.
Family › Re: My Gay Life In Nigeria - Isolation, Danger & Fear Homophobia Stirred By Politici by coogar: 9:24pm On Nov 21, 2014
GSKing:
But seriously...
that's what i do.....
people resort to posting gifs & memes when i hit them with the facts. you can't even defend why you sück dïcks for a living. the gay community ought to ostracise you! you are a disgrace to them.
Family › Re: My Gay Life In Nigeria - Isolation, Danger & Fear Homophobia Stirred By Politici by coogar: 9:21pm On Nov 21, 2014
beryl04:
So, it's safe for me to assume that the only reason u are a heterosexual is because an aunt or ur mother fondled with u inappropriately.
Haaa! Products of failed educational system,to think u can actually type!
that's the enormousity of your stüpidity...
naturally, i find the opposite sėx attractive. that's the essence of my testosterone. i walk past a woman and the connection is readily established. she is drawn to my scent, i am drawn to her body features.

that's the dynamism of human relationships. in your own case, something terrible happened to you to alter that natural dynamism.....this is why you find a fellow man attractive. you are a sėx deviant!
Family › Re: My Gay Life In Nigeria - Isolation, Danger & Fear Homophobia Stirred By Politici by coogar:
GSKing:
Young man, I was born gay. Whether you accept it or not, I was born gay.
it shows how limited your intelligence is and perhaps how minute your memory bank is. you were born gay? nah - your uncle that normally wears his wife-beater top probably fellated on you.

I was a baby before I grew up. I wasn't born an adult. Babies are born gay, not adults. I'm gay.
there's no gay baby - you were sëxually abused by your guardians, parents or even teachers. if you task your memory, you should be able to remember who did this to you.

Don't get too grossed out. I was born gay. If you don't understand my post at this point, then you need help.
you have the rotten luck to have been born in this century then or perhaps the rotten luck of being born in the wrong country. this is nigeria - we don't believe the tales coming out of the mouth of a flaming faggöt!
Family › Re: Ladies ; How To Identify A Potential Molester by coogar: 9:08pm On Nov 21, 2014
Nonso23:
As usual, e don start. cheesy
Na only man fit be molester. undecided
Soon dem go rush open 'thread for faithful non-molesters'
One-sided article laced with subtle misandry.
the OP must be infinitely stüpid!
there's no iota of truth in all the heresies he printed up there. matter of fact, 90% of rapë victims know their attackers. they willingly opened the door for him, or they willingly went to his house just before the attack.

all those pointers up there would just guide the ever-gullible women to the true räpists. men mostly involved in sëxual violence don't even talk about it - you don't see them coming. he's quiet, he keeps to himself until he cops the red mist & target his prey.
Family › Re: My Gay Life In Nigeria - Isolation, Danger & Fear Homophobia Stirred By Politici by coogar: 8:57pm On Nov 21, 2014
beryl04:
Ok,for some of u who'd rather the gays to relocate,here's a poser for you:do u guys know that out of every 10 babies birthed in a day, in nigeria that 3 at least wud turn out homosexual?

in this case ,what u guys are saying is that u get married,have homosexual babies and then chase them out to leave in d west,and then the cycle continues, considering how Nigerians and indeed the black race love to give birth like rats!!!

Naa,coogar,fredo and co,ur country have to take care of some their own mess u know! U pop out babies like rats ,u take of ur mess,period!!!

u people should talk to ur government and scientists about the principle of eugenics,maybe it'll help.cos in 2014 it's just pure barbarism to continue to lynch,maim and burn people at will.
Haba, this is not medieval times na!
It's not 1314 but 2014 guyss!!!

Coogar and co,u know what America and prolly some parts in d west did in d 50s down to 70s,they applied correctional therapies with ranging degrees of inhumane treatments often resulting in death of the homosexuals!
But now they know better,they have evolved,have u?


At least, u peeps can see that ur prayer and deliverance sessions are not working,so try something else ,cos homosexuals will always be increasing in geometric progression as long as u lots keep ur rabid breeding.

Btw,coogar and co,why the fixation on male form of homosexuality alone huhhuh

The world is watching.
your propensity to stretch the borders of idiöcy is unrivalled. no baby is born gay. stop talking nonsense. the only reason you are gay is probably because your uncle or dad fondled you as a little child.

i don't support the public lynching of faggöts & their cohorts. however, they should be jailed if caught messing about. the law is clear regarding homösexuals in nigeria....if nigeria is too unbearable, get a visa to sweden.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:39pm On Nov 21, 2014
incredibleone:
exactly what we thought about torres
stop quoting me - you are too stüpid to catch my interest.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 11:16am On Nov 21, 2014
teddymiyaki: cause over my downloading speed varies from 500kbps to 2mbps grin enough for me to download any ffucking ish I wanna watch
500kbps speed? cheesy grin
teddy don suffer. it would take you at least 6 years to download a full HD movie. how do you manage to watch youtube videos?
Rap Battles › Re: ***battle Of The Immortals [bloody Rematch!!!] -- Giyazz Vs Iamaromolaeran*** by coogar: 11:13am On Nov 21, 2014
kim is a funny dude!

how can you give that opener to giyaaz? surely, his bars was over-forced. ain't does not sound like ant. he wanted to pun anthill - but it doesn't sound anywhere close to ain't ill.

darkrebel came with the filling the gap bar which fits very very perfectly. people with issues with their teeth go for cavity-filling & that's filling a gap. that's actually the best bar in the battle in terms of creativity.

if we aren't going to say the truth just because of personal beef then it ruins the credibility of this place. just because you hate darkrebel doesn't mean you should vote dishonestly. it's gross immaturity.
Family › Re: My Gay Life In Nigeria - Isolation, Danger & Fear Homophobia Stirred By Politici by coogar:
Daresh:
I feel for the homosexuals out there. It is terrible how we judge people based on their sexual orientation.
i feel terrible for the ALUU-4, armed robbers, those women accused of stealing tomatoes, etc. my point is - nigeria has always been a judgemental society. people have been lynched for their religious sects, political affiliations, sexüal orientation, etc. don't make it look like only faggòts get beaten in nigeria.

coogar can you justify the instance of forcing 2 men to have sex and recording it? What did the perverts hope to gain? Where they catching cheap trips out of watching 2 men f***?
i don't justify any sort of violence - this is nigeria. these gay men knew the society before engaging in an unnatural sėx act. humiliating people in public isn't new in nigeria & it cuts across all levels. some mob rubbed pepper on the orificë of 2 women accused of stealing pepper in that same nigeria - it's a judgemental society.

Can anyone justify the rape and killing of peoples sons and daughters just because they are different?
i don't want anyone killed, i want them stopped. homosëxuality is a disease. no one is born gay.

I'm not gay and I won't wish being gay on anyone especially in Nigeria but you cannot kill people or burn them based on their sexual preferences.
but you can stop them based on their preferences. why are there laws to stop or deter pedöphilia, bestiality, etc? why should homosëxuals be treated differently?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:41am On Nov 21, 2014
Dhellake:
Oga Coogar, Why are you running away from the main question, Is Falcao still going to outscore Sergoal Aguero and Diegoal Costa??
why not?
and if he doesn't, it's because of his injuries, not because he doesn't have the ability. i don't even know what you are driving at.......
Family › Re: My Gay Life In Nigeria - Isolation, Danger & Fear Homophobia Stirred By Politici by coogar:
druid06:
It's morally wrong there.
by the same token, it's morally wrong for a man to impale the bütt of his fellow gender. it's grotesque, repulsive and unnatural. that hole wasn't made for a sëxual activity.

And like I've said earlier, the health implication if this two siblings where to have children would be dire for their posterity.
what about the health implication attached to being gay. do you know the rate of transmission of STIs is greater via änal sėx than vagïnal sėx? without faggòts, HIV and her cousins would have been easier to contain.

other western countries can deal with the consequences of their gäy nations - nigeria cannot. we cannot even afford stable electricity & now you people want to pollute our generation with a western disease? hell no.

if you are gay, stay away from nigeria.
Family › Re: My Gay Life In Nigeria - Isolation, Danger & Fear Homophobia Stirred By Politici by coogar:
druid06:
Incest isn't an orientation and neither is it a preference I think. It's just a term identifying with the coital relations between siblings.
From my limited understanding, It's frowned upon because of the health hazard that goes with it.
not every sexüal congress leads to pregnancy. why is it wrong for a 25 year old male to have protected sėx with his 23 year old sister? by your logic, incëst should be legal because.....

•they are both adults
•they both consented
•it's their private life(excuses homos use)
•there's no force or violence involved.

if you can answer this question then my opinion about homos would change, if you cannot answer this question without st stu stut stutt stuttering, then zip it.
Family › Re: My Gay Life In Nigeria - Isolation, Danger & Fear Homophobia Stirred By Politici by coogar: 2:02am On Nov 21, 2014
druid06:
Look, let's not make this a pissing contest.

Pedophilia and bestiality is not a sexual orientation but sadly a sexual preference that is frowned upon throughout the world which in turn is never encouraged. and punishable by the full arms of the law.

Homosexuality is not a disease that someone needs to get cured of.
it's a disease - the same spirit that leads full grown men to sleep with animals is the one that pushes them to sleep with fellow men.

why is homösexuality ok with you & incëst isn't? if 2 consenting adult siblings decide to have sex, why is it unlawful? with the logic you applied above, is incëst a sexuäl orientation or a sexuäl preference?


if incëst is an orientation like homosëxualism, why is incëst a crime?
Family › Re: I Don't Know If My Husband Is Cheating On Me by coogar: 1:33am On Nov 21, 2014
babyosisi:
What?
PI's shouldn't wear animal prints?
animal prints?
i didn't even notice what she wore - my mind has travelled into the other features. men don't generally see those artificial accessories, they only see the assets. grin
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 1:31am On Nov 21, 2014
moonraker:
Lol precisely and i dont even bother at all. Except ofcourse if the conversation is directed to me, like in this case.

Now i can see the photos.

Nice squad you have there.

In fifa 14, i used that formation alot with ibarbo, Ramos, aubamenyang and James Rodriguez. havent tried it yet in fifa 15. I have however

tried the 4231 (2) and while it was ok, it was too defensive for my liking.

Do you use any custom tactics??
i don't use custom tactics - i just work around the formation that achieves the maximum team chemistry & the players i have available.

yes, i also noticed its defensive but then i played a guy recently with this same formation & he ran rampant - he killed me 4-2. so i went back to see what he coulda done.

i found out he pressed high(tactics) and he made sure his main striker & his man in the hole stayed up front all the time(role)...not only that, he instructed his striker to run behind my defence line at every chance.

i tweaked all that and the result has been very good..... the only problem is muller seems too slow even when he breaks clear on goal. i need a new arrowhead.....i am considering lewandowski but he's too expensive.

this is the look of my first team now....

Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 1:08am On Nov 21, 2014
moonraker:
This is what i see.
android phones!!! start using an iOS, bro!
droids are so useless - it means you don't get to see most of the pictures posted on this forum then. grin
let me use the files instead.....

can you see now?

Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 12:59am On Nov 21, 2014
moonraker:
Bross, Cant see the pictures you posted.
you can't see it how? i can see it here....
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 12:49am On Nov 21, 2014
this is the look of my first team now....
higuain & falcao up top......tevez & cavani supporting them. 2 destroyers in the midfield in pastore & costa(spartak moscow).

defence is zabaleta, mascherano, garay & casco. rojo gets on the pitch when any of these dudes gets injured or suspended.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1881058_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

it looks like a ghost of its former self after hocking aguero off. he's not worth all that money so i settled for falcao & higuain. i converted tevez & cavani to AMs

this is the subs bench.....

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1881059_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

rojo, lamela, banega & lavezzi can't even get into the team. grin

and these are the left over players.....

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1881060_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 12:36am On Nov 21, 2014
moonraker:
For real??

hemmmm cant remember but i think i opened the 50k packs and my best player was Courtois, who was like 180k on PC.

I cant seem to proceed any further in divisions. I keep shuttling btw div 6 and 4. Presently in div 4 and i will definitely be

relegated because my team cant play to save their lives. I dont understand. Take a pic of your team, make i see jare.
i have 2 teams now.....and i still have about 110,000 coins to toy with. i'm considering getting lewandowski but he's about 160,000 in value. i am not sure his output matches that ridiculous fee.

this is the second team i built with the sales of aguero & reus.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1881039_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188


this is my subs bench

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1881040_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

and these are the reserves....

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1881041_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:30am On Nov 21, 2014
Nihilist:
Including Van Gaal?

Afterall Van Gaal kept Valencia and shipped out Nani grin
valencia was kept as a wing back - he's not played as a right winger since LVG's arrival. you don't pay attention to details......
Family › Re: My Gay Life In Nigeria - Isolation, Danger & Fear Homophobia Stirred By Politici by coogar:
pweetixandy:
my brother..u are not worth my time at all..where is tafa balogun today.. tell me the ex politicians who are in prison for embezzlement now, tafa stepped on toes.
buhari locked up politicians in 1984 for embezzlement. go & read up on the history of nigeria instead of spewing bollocks on a public forum just to sound like you are civilised!

tafa served his prison term & he's now out. was he meant to die in prison for stealing? financial crime isn't a violent crime so he would always get a short sentence.

Alamesgiha or whateva hez called,former gov of bayelsa,where is he? Cecilia ibru,where is she?
don't embarrass yourself in public.
you can't jail people on hearsays - is there an empirical evidence that can convict the names you mentioned above or you want the court to jail them based on your gut-feeling? there is a procedure to follow - you don't just throw people in prison.

Jesus christ dined with zacchues or what's d name of d short man who climed d sicamore tree to see Jesus,he was a tax collector who cheated d people,a sinner.have u ever sat down to preach to a gay man before?,ur here calling names and cursing, like d poster above me said,let God fight his battle,let God be d one to punish them.
we should stop using the courts then. let's sack all our judges & lawyers and let everyone do what they want - God should fight armed robbers, ritualists, pedophïles, kidnappers, assassins, drug lords, etc from his throne from heaven.

you talk like you've never seen the walls of a school!

Infact,lemme unfollow this thread and dnt You mention me again. U need to stop thinking u are better,u could die this night and I dnt think u need anyone to tell u where u wld spend ur eternity,do u?
it shall not be well with you for even writing the bolded sentence. what is wrong with you priggish & disoriented skanks? did i mention you in the first place before you quoted my comment?

look at how she's talking like i initiated the first contact with her - who gives a fück whether you catch a stray on your way to bed tonight. if i die tonight, where or where i don't end up is none of your business. if you are gay, take your polluted soul out of our country.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:39pm On Nov 20, 2014
mikuz:
I don't know how my writtens concern you.
it doesn't -
i judged your battle, i was given the power to analyse & pick out the flaws in your verse - and they were wack!

it's like a flaccid pënis. kim, you need viagra. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:33pm On Nov 20, 2014
Odunharry:
Nani second to Cesc Fabregas in assists per minute


Telling stat. Of players with over 25 Premier League assists, Nani has the 2nd highest rate per minute.
the grass is always greener on the other side, when he was here with us, some laboratory weed smoking retârds argued he's not better than valencia.

people don't realise the mental bit in the performance of players. a player who knows he would play come rain come shine would always perform better than the one that isn't sure of his place in the team.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:29pm On Nov 20, 2014
mikuz:
I'm Modenine reincarnated . .

"Mu cold flows bring AC to Milan" - Mikuz
he's not dead so how can you be his reincarnate? no wonder your bars are wack these days......my cold flow bring AC to milan is a horrible reach. grin
Family › Re: A Thread For All Cheating Ladies by coogar:
bennyrazz:
so you think any woman will come on here and admit that she's cheating?
that's not her purpose.....
she wants to make front page. women of her age are celebrating their kids going into secondary school & tpia's greatest goal in life is to make NL front page.

if this isn't a curse then i dunno what it is....
Family › Re: My Gay Life In Nigeria - Isolation, Danger & Fear Homophobia Stirred By Politici by coogar:
pweetixandy:
are u better than the gay folks?
100% better than any of them. where's the moral code of today's nigerians. you mean you can actually come out in public & hold the brief for faggöts?

I for one,am totally against d anti-gay law. Its bullsheet! Why didn't they make laws to punish thieving politicians,afterall their actions have caused the death of soo many nigerians in a way or another. They are looking for gay people to kill,its just plain stoopeed. Why not leave d gay people to live their lives,in d end,they will die and go and answer to God,if they believe in God.
there are already laws for thieving politicians - a nigerian law sent tafa balogun to prison for stealing. the nigerian law has sent plenty before him to prison for embezzlement. so what are you talking about? were you born last night?

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