₦airaland Forum

berem:
bagging a political post? I hope and pray so.

don't worry - the political post is coming. you shall shame the PDPrïcks very soon.

armyofone:
Another address, Eve Bayou Street
Beside midnight in the garden of good and evil building.

i suspect you, armygirl.
how many voodoo dolls do you have at home. how did you come across eve bayou street?

Caseless:
she wanted u and kr0ne? Hehehehe...
I'm suspecting u!

suspecting me of what?
don't dig up corpses this evening, this matter is now dead & buried, and it would be for your own good to let it remain that way.

this is battle rap section - not a divorce court or an assembly to settle family squabs. all we do here is write bars. so take yourself & your maidens out of this zone before shyte gets ugly.

Jesus....one of my lines can make an atheist say Christ/If you want to get Rex to chill, all you gotta do is say Ice/We'd discuss that a little later....with this though...I'm way nice/Give him a choice in an elevator....You want a Solange or Ray Rice/

goddamn!
charlie clips is indomitable. he's by far the best battle rapper out there. he just shreds his opponents like a giant-blender.

berem:
Politics Section is getting hotter than how you left it. Insults and name calling is the norm. Only the brave ones like myself can withstand the heat.
After the presidential elections next year,I am leaving nairaland.

remember me in your kingdom....
this one that you are leaving NL, my church mind tells me you would be bagging a political post next year. don't forget me when the job lands.

berem:
no try am biko! umu nwoke ndi nairaland dikwa dangerous.

Coogar dear,I see you sir. Good evening to you o!

chief(mrs) berem, good evening to you.
how are you today, ma'am? what's happening @ the politics section.

babyosisi:
New Orleans is a big city
Do you know what particular supermarket carries it

marie laveau's house of voodoo.
739 bourbon street,
new orleans
louisiana
LA 70116

babyosisi:
Oh
Is that how it works
Do they sell magun in America?

of course......
new orleans is the place to get it. you can order online or fly down there yourself. for as little as $100(including sales tax & postage), you can get yourself a very potent magün.

babyosisi:
So that I will die if he chops someone else
Tua!

nah,
his mistress will die if he's cheating. if he's not cheating, then it's you that may somersault 3 times or crow like a cöck 7 times.

it's fair, isn't it?

babyosisi:
I figured with all the cheating threads,I shouldn't be left out
So I decided to jump on the band wagon
The other thread says " I know my husband is cheating on me"
For me I don't know if my husband is cheating on me
So since I don't know,what do people advise me to do

lace him with magun.

the incredible cünt is here again to ooze out his incredible daftness.

kandiikane:
lol how does having knock knees relate to my opinions on here? Got it from my mum and don't even try using it against me in the near future because my legs are perfectly fine.

use it against my very own solicitor? nah! firstly, i don't punch below the belt and secondly.......we have a truce since you agreed to defend me in court.

kandiikane:
Lol I have what they call genu valgum aka knock kness but I have managed to hide it or make it less obvious in the way I walk. People dont notice unless i tell them. I have a bad habit of standing with my feet pushed waaay back.

from the way you usually get your opinion out there, my 6th sense told me you must have knock knees. what's the cause of yours? scurvy or did you inherit it?

displayme:
As an individual i have spoken to her and even her parents. i guess she just want to be that way.
i think most of her behaviour is as a result of the advice she get from this forum, if i may mention she is your fan. so i am using this opportunity to ask you to advise your followers, maybe there is something that you people discuss on this forum that makes her want to be like ...... well i don't know what to say.

your wife is my fan?

ok, at this stage i have to confess.....
we have a coven & we hold weekly meetings on how to make husbands suffer. don't worry - in the next meeting, i would tell her to tone it down a bit. i think she's going overboard with this & that's not the plan. it's meant to be a gradual process to emasculate nigerian husbands......

displayme:
Born Nigerian but we meet her in the uk

and what does she do?
why is she always looking for your trouble? have you spoken to her parents about her rotten attitude?

displayme:
well we meet as everybody in the world meet. first date, second date and so on with the date. my issue is how would you manage a woman that knows your anger button.

what's her background?
fresh from the boat or foreign born?

displayme:
Does anybody know how to manage a wife that is always looking for a way to make the husband angry.
I have tried everything I know good and bad but yet they are not working. I have tried leaving the house and yet that was not successful.
Please does anybody that is married to a Nigerian woman leaving abroad knows how to manage this type of woman ?
We both can't communicate without leading to quarrel.

I really wish there was an instruction booklet that came with women.

Please if you are having same issue speak out or if you know the solution please help.
My wife is really pressing my anger button.

how did you meet her? what's her background? you cannot be helped until you tell us a bit more about the quarrelsome wife.

di maria shows his class again as he beats his adversaries in the AM position.

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oscar should be converted into a central defender. he's uber-useless creatively, he's been converted into a defensive midfielder - no wonder mata left chelsea.

chelsea fans are jealous of what they cannot have - di maria.

cutiesoglam:
Lool! M not ! Married traditionally n legally wit hubby! Wit a handsome boy.
M jw tryin to re view all dis nl issue on cheating, I saw dis comment on BN, dts y I nid pple opinion abt it, if its normal or not. Do u get?

there's a bit of truth in what you are saying & you should have expected people to come after your head. the truth is some wives are side-chics too. just because they have the mrs. title doesn't make them a man's #1. it's very possible for a husband with a wife to shower more attention & love to a mistress than the so-called wife.

there are too many twists & turns around the issue.

beeevan:
Where is Yellowpawpaw so I can ask her, don't think I won't .

her house is about 80 yards away from mine.

beeevan:
Am sure you copied that from ' Uto Asusu Igbo' .

copy ke?
i have 150% igbo blood. ask yellowpawpaw.

kr0ne:
Hehehe! Na Anambra boy o, could be from ur own village. But Giyazz dey get network na and he's from there too

wrongturn is from the hinterland. deep inside the core of anambra. only one boat goes to his village(once a week). once you miss that boat, you have to wait another 7 days to catch the next one.

mikuz:
Ibime
Ema Prince
Cooger
Kr0ne
Teddybiyasi

What are your thoughts? Seems like Wrongturn won't show up for the semis. Should I pair Ksslib with Guykhena or give him a free pass to the final? Abeg lets hear your thoughts. Na una get the tourney.

elymax should get the slot!
they said wrongturn went for his nan's burial in the village. maybe there's no internet service down there. elymax should get that slot....

beeevan:
onu nsi!

nwaanyi muta ite ofe mmiri mmiri, di ya amuta ipi utara aka were suru ofe...

Emaprince:
Honestly coogar,you need to tell us what you do in real life...I never see person wey get time for almost everything like you... ..wtf?..I mean,you no dey tire?...which type of energy drink do you take?..abeg recommend!

alomo bitters.

what a time to have jones, evans & smalling back. just play jones in the DM position to do a demolition job on arsenal's creative players.

adebisicutie:
May God bless all the faithful husbands

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-men!

yeyenatu:
hian! my heart dey do jigijigi... Sebi he woo me under the mango tree too.

nah, under the orange tree.
i used to see you guys back then. lagunna with his afro.....you & your plaited hair.

Fine gey dey woo u dey do sakara like say you sef fine. And u no too fine sef! Even aromo fine pass u. even warriblood too try small.

if you see my picture, you would get moist.
#nobragging

I still wanna see ur package. Let's weigh it. Hehehe... show me your yiansh na!
YeaYeaNot

let's see yours first.

where's iyabodeh?
come & tell me more about yourself. what do you do? are you in nollywood? what did you study? how tall are you? do you snore?

beeevan:
Why u dey vex?

i am not vexing....
i was just surprised that she's confessing to the public. does she need validation of her deeds?

as per the loverboy? it could be anyone(from someone else's husband to secondary school pupils). it's a clusterfück out there now - it's free for all.

iyabodeh:
now you are just messing with me. I don't like being messed with. Are you shitting me? I said forget it. Argggghhhh!!! Lust ends.... Counting down!

don't give up.....
you need to persevere. when lagunna was chasing yeyenatu back in the days....lagunna would wait at the bus-stop everyday 9-5(sometimes in the rain). it was tough but he persevered. after 3 years & 7 months, yeyenatu said yes!!!!

today, they are still together....

iyabodeh:
what an insult!! Forget I said anything. Who in holy mess is sleakid or khimwhyte? You know what, don't answer that.

Warriblood, you are one hopeless dreamer. But for national peace, ill ignore your insensitive utterances. I'm out of here.

iyabodeh, don't go now....
i was just messing with you. i was about going out to purchase the ring to seal this deal officially.

Horayce:
Become a legend is really fun. I play on top player and the AI( my team mates and cpu) is smarter than anything i've seen across any soccer title in my life. Tried master league and its just a little bit demanding for me at this point. Has anyone tried myclub yet? It keeps throwing me out saying i dont have psplus

you must subscribe for PS plus to do myclub. I tried it, played a couple of games but it's so inferior to FIFA franchise. it's the equivalent of FUT15 but the PES one is too wack!