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tpia6:you are a disgrace to womanhood - hags like you should never be allowed on the internet. i am surprised you haven't been sectioned yet in a mental hospital with this level of madness. don't you have family members? don't they care about the way you have been wasting away in life. 40+ years, no relationship, no boyfriend, no acquaintance. the cobwebs covering your pubes would make shelob jealous. your mates take their kids to school, enjoy the comfort of their family while you are on NL aiming at pushing your frustrating threads to the front page. as per whistleblowing, if you spoke and understood english, you'd see the multiple references to her toto picture on the thread.you were the one that first referred to it - that's what you do - read people's profile like a jobless pillock that you are. you are a shameless gibbon. someone musta placed a curse on you. what you are going through is not normal. but a sick mind like yours always believes others must join you in your misery.how do you know i watch pörn? anuofia. one moment she's a christian, the next moment she's gangstar. you are suffering from an identity crisis. all the stunts you have pulled haven't worked so far - what's your next move? will you ever feel the comfort of a man's arms around you? will you ever birth a child the natural way? now that you have hit menopause - why not just kill yourself & let us breathe? aunty tpia, the morality police. ![]() all una "ako" and gragra, no be im be dis? Ugly picture of toto is your fantasy, good for you.you think i am like you? i get quality sėx all the time. this is why my life is going on smoothly. unlike you...:you have no way to destress - this is why you create 300 idiotïc threads per week. your life has no magnitude nor direction - you possess the self esteem of a midget. by the time you are old, gray and toothless - it would dawn on you that your life has been a terrible waste. continue to drag NL with kids you are old enough to have all in the name of your despair and loneliness. you are by far the most useless yoruba woman i have ever come across. |
tpia6:shut up, tpia6 you have been on this issue of ugly picture of private part - are you obsessed with someone else's läbia or why are you still mentioning it? she didn't post it on this thread - she put it on her profile & you had to act the whistle blower since the profile generated more interest than your stupid thread. you are an obnoxious woman - no miracle can heal your bitterness. |
jennykadry:https://cdn1.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/laughing-gifs-walk-away.gif |
jennykadry:i love nigeria - i will marry a nigerian. what else is there to prove? jenny - take your time o. never ever question my love for nigeria. i am relocating next easter. ![]() |
Ibime:he's not been fit! amodu:his stats has never been fantastic. chelsea fans are just too desperate to crown hazard....this is why he gets this much hype. all those kids in bayern(thiago, gotze, muller) are all better than eden - dribbling is just a skill - it's not the be-all of a good player. |
Ibime:he's only started 6 of those games - your statistics are always dubious. |
StarBoard:he's scored plenty of goals for them. welbeck can play just behind a striker. that's his best position actually. his ball retention in the final third is very good & no one recovers the ball better than him. that's where wenger should play him - i agree with your general point that he's not clinical enough though. |
SailorXY:we would have shipped in at least 4 goals with that formation.....di maria has a problem tracking back & valencia isn't a proper defender. the plan was to load up the midfield, absorb the pressure and counter in a clinical fashion. formation had nothing to do with our inability to keep possession. we kept inviting pressure by trying to play out from the back when there's a much surer direct route(de gea to fellaini's chest). 4-2-3-1 will not improve ball possession.....the players have to be better than that with the ball. F117AA:any idiòtic manager can win at home....what was his result away from home? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJ1BSM0CIAECPkY.png |
StarBoard:but the game had opened up by the time giroud came to the party. you can't really compare the intensity arsenal had by then to what welbz started with. danny had series of chances but they were all half-chances....wilshere had their best chance & de gea was equal to the task. Wenger will not be taken seriously till he invests in a top striker.they have sanogo. ![]() agreed. though it is to be noted that he used the 3 at b the back system to the max in Nraxil over the summer.you could argue shortage of defenders prompted that 3-5-2 then too. rafael was injured, shaw was too fat & rojo wasn't our player then. |
jennykadry:i will not disappoint you. ![]() |
codedguy1:you keep avoiding the question. how would you have set up your team with 4 senior defenders injured? would you play rooney & RVP in the defence just to make sure you have 4 defenders? They only take the initiative when we go a goal down. Thank God that did not happen today.moyes never won in any of the top 4 ground in his 12 years career in england. the difference is now clear that moyes is a baby where van gaal is concerned. We should be playing like we did when went a man down in our last match, those 10players were more positive than some of the dismal performances we have had when we had 10 men on the pitch.we had 4 defenders fit that day. even after smalling got sent off, we still had rafael, shaw, paddy to rally at the death of that match. We were lucky today! But again we might play 22222 in our next match since Shaw has decided to join the injury list. Pls do we have a sexy fine babe in our medical team because the way these players are getting injured is becoming rather suspicious!it's the way we play..... slow, lethargic, poor ball control, etc. we don't pass the ball until we are closed down completely. even some of our technical players don't know how to turn away from tackles & marking. we invite those injuries with the way we play. |
jennykadry:chinese babes & their flat yansh? i will gladly pass. ![]() Good luck as you enjoy the forbidden fruit of chinese lurrrrvveeeeehehehehehe |
StarBoard:it's a combination of both - he did well considering the circumstance in the defence and arsënal were hopeless in the attack. their profligacy in front of goal was a disgrace. however I tend to agree that these formations are injury-induced. I actually did not believe my eyes when I saw the starting formation with 3 at the back with McNair and Blackett (who was quite rubnish might I add)if we had all those 5 defenders fit, there's no way we would start 3 at the back. our formation would be 4-3-3 or 4-3-1-2. his hands sea tied if 5 of his first team defenders are injured. Somewhere in between he has to stick to some kind of system, in as much as I appreciate the injury crisis.if jones, evans & rafael don't come back after the next 2 home games at old trafford then they should be sold in january. enough is enough. i would rather we get wes brown & o'shea than these sick notes. I still think we got lucky today. Wenger doesnt have s c killer mentality that would have done us in.he did and he paid for it dearly. they went for the jugular far too early. there's no way they should be conceding that second goal. a top 4 side shouldn't be caught out like that. arsenal need to learn how to manage games. |
jennykadry:oh..its DG? what's DG? dauda & gina? ![]() China is next March hopefully...I might find it even cheaper theremarch next year is far na? i want to start importing DG to lagos. ![]() |
codedguy1:what would you have done differently with jones, evans, rojo and rafael out? shaw has joined that list again today. you can't fault the 3-5-2 formation, we cannot do anything else with 5 senior players injured. take out terry, cahill, ivanovic, azpiculeta and felipe from their defence and they would be in the 19th position. arsenal must be kicking themselves for losing today - they won't get a better chance to beat united ever again. |
jennykadry:this looks fake.... no dolce & gabanna sunglasses would sell for N5k. the last one i bought was £220. this is a replica - made by your friends in china. jenny, when are you going to china again? ![]() |
what a goal by pogba! a beautiful cross from tevez, pogba' first touch was heavenly, the strike was majestic. ![]() dopeJemi:he's a proper wingback - he gave us the balance required in defence & attack. |
StarBoard:he had too much time - with too much time, you are constantly changing your mind on how to go about executing the shot. he chose the dink but the goalie stood tall until the last second......he shoulda buried that! I think we got lucky given that Arsenal have hardly been purposeful in attack since the invincibles era dissolved . a more concise side woulda torn us to shreds in the first 25 minutes. it comes off as genius because we won. this 3-5-2 he began with that didnt get us any results initially suddenly grants us our first away win at Arsenal of all places given the huge injury list.van gaal is difficult to assess - the injuries won't let us see his tactical ability or inability. the formation was as a result of the injured players at the back. jones, rafael, evans & rojo(that's 75% of the defence unit out of the equation). LVG's hands are tied! But it should boost morale. The one thing that I can take from this game is that we can dig in for a result if need be.as long as those sick notes get back next week. jones & evans are a disappointment - they are young players & yet they can't seem to shake off their injuries. ashley young gave us a new lease of life when he came on. he managed to plug that hole on the left side of the defence & his cross caused the first goal. i was a bit surprised i didn't see herrera after the second goal.....we needed pace & accurate passing at that point. |
jennykadry:i would take her & drive straight to a zoo. toss her over the cage of hungry lions - and watch how they eat her alive. the cruelty displayed by her made my jaw drop. |
StarBoard:i dunno how we did that but van gaal is a genius for moving angel into the striking position. arsenal will always bomb forward when chasing a game - it's their weakness - always their weakness. di maria shoulda made it 3 but the goalie made it difficult for him, the goalie went down too early for rooney & he wasn't going to make that mistake again - di maria shoulda just dribbled him or hit a feint church with the outside of his foot. anyways - good victory, 4th position, 2 winnable games coming next. moyes never took us to the 4th position at any stage last season. if we win those 2 games, we would be fine and by then the sick notes should be back from the land of the dead. |
jennykadry:killing her will make the dad a murderer..... |
moca:but it's the 21st century, women shouldn't be made to stay at home. housemaids can provide the same care a mother can provide. is that not the argument of the women some many moons ago when we had this argument? i wish this had happened to one of the "mothers with newborns must work" crew that argued with me on that thread. |
beryl04:it repulses us. go fück a lesbian or something - take interest in women. they don't bite & the fronting is a facade. your low self esteem is the reason you can't walk up to the opposite gender and ask her out. |
beryl04:my IQ as at 9 months is higher than what you have displayed so far. at least, argue against the facts i have churned out so far instead of foaming in the mouth like a photosensitive epileptic patient. U dolt have not answered my question.which question, you dork? |
moca:i replied you na..... |
ethereal:bring your brains to a discussion on a public forum. your gender isn't an excuse to be stûpid. Johnfavour:yes, your environment shaped you. it's just that your memory bank isn't strong enough to let you remember the root cause of your homoerötica. |
jmaine:i am in division 3 now..... the better the chemistry, the better the performance of your players - they take good positions & they work together like blood brothers. |
Johnfavour:nah, you weren't born gay. it's just your own way of justifying a bad behaviour. very soon, you would tell us that your genes is responsible for your PDP/APC affiliations. being gay is your choice, you were never born with it. if you had grown up in a different environment, you would be heterosexual. you are a product of your environment. |
Talon05:badt guy! my thoughts exactly - if it ever gets to that point where my spine is broken & i can't get it up then suicide is the only option i have left. i don't understand how some men live through it with the stupïd hope that their women would remain celibate for them.....how wrong can they be? What the devil was that c*cksucker talking about him being a born gay?, puh-lease remind that b1tch nigga gays are not born, they are made.he's a faggöt! what do you expect? he has to somehow justify his deeds with stüpid excuses.....how can a baby be born gay? i mean how? |
chaircover:there's a mammy market in NYSC camps jor. boys learn to survive by any means possible - agege bread & agoyin beans are not extinct. besides that, there's always a God-sent female willing to cook for the boys. i had an unlimited number of them in the uni. ![]() its better that you train both you male and female children to be self sufficient, and strong, cos you never know where they may find themselves one day.in principle, you are very correct but i just don't see how food making is necessary for the boys. if they are hungry, they can always buy food anywhere. it saves time & time is money(for the men). ![]() Sambarry is a female and she drove herself from Ibadan to lagos arriving home at 11pm. That is a strong woman, not these wishy washy women who cant change a light bulb without calling their male neighbour.there's nothing strong about driving from ibadan to lagos. she didn't trek, she drove! i could do that at age 15. ![]() There are very few things that a man can do that I cannot do. it doesnt mean that I will do them everyday, but when push comes to shove, I can rise up to the challenge and that is what I am saying here.nah, you can't carry heavy objects. it's not because you don't know how to carry them but you don't have the strength to carry them. that's just biology. |
chaircover:and they could as well be someone's footmat as we speak. knowing how to cook has nothing to do with the being a good husband. a good cook of a hubby might be abusive to his wife. a kitchen-lazy husband might be sweet to his wife. On a serious note, a lot of men who are "trapped" by a woman you will find that the lady was giving them something that they didnt have; be it good sex, food, money . . . etcevery heterosexual male would need that from his woman - so we all can be trapped then. abeggi, food is too cheap a commodity to put a man in an entrapment. there's a restaurant in canning town - their bowl of stew is just £20(it comes complete with assorted meat) and it lasts more than 10 days. i would rather choose that option than stay in the kitchen sneezing & sweating like i am getting an award for knowing how to cook. They say the way to a mans heart is through their stomach. You cant underestimate this fact. [b[Men with several wives tend to like the one who can cook the best.and this is exactly why only women should learn cooking. men select women based on their cooking ability. women don't choose men based on his kitchen skills so why is it necessary for me to cook? |
Talon05:it baffles me to the core. what's the essence of living without having sex with a woman one loves. i don't even think i would be living in this world if sėx wasn't in the equation. it's the best thing God provided. ![]() I urge the Nigerian government to expose gays, prosecute them and purge the community of their presence. They are a disease and we want none of it. The world need some sanity please.i concur too. the government should start making wanted hand-bills of the people suspected to be faggöts with a bounty on their heads. it would create jobs for the teeming youths that are unemployed. catch a gay(alive) - get paid N100,000 a month salary. ![]() |
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