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Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by coogar: 11:01pm On Nov 14, 2014
duni04:
Forget sentiments. This thing can happen to anybody. You may decide to spend the weekend with ur gf in a hotel and God forbid, she has a heart condition you're not aware of. If she slumps and dies in the middle of sex, would it be ok for the police to just arrest you and charge you to court for murder? Without even conducting an autopsy to ascertain the real cause of her death?
yes - that would be the right approach.
if it's true she has always had a heart condition, the autopsy would reveal that - however, while i am waiting for the autopsy report, i should be kept in custody.

only the deceased can say what happened & unfortunately dead people don't speak - so should we just believe what he said line hook & sinker? what if he's lying? you think a suspected murderer should be let free - so he can kill again?
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 10:59pm On Nov 14, 2014
Shirley07:
Is that what you've regurgitated today, Ruminant? You also need to listen well. I said males' sperm producing cells are found in the sac, outside their body.
what about the sēmen itself? what about the other enzymes that must neutralise the acids around the vagïna so the spërm cells survive long enough to swim across the pond? you are reinforcing the fact that you are a semi-illiterate.

And who's protecting who? One kick to your groin, you're a dead meat already. All men strength are built in the outer part of their body and most are just sperm donors. Another thing to ruminate on.
a kick to the groin? who would wait around for an obese waste of flesh like yourself to attempt a kick? i would catch your quick with my left hand & throw you down. grin

makes me laugh when women say a man is a spërm donor - nah, you are a spërm recipient. you are to receive the spërm, nurture it till 9 months, go through the changes & deliver it accordingly. you are a labourer - and i am your project manager.



How many thing have I taught you today? You're getting this priviledge 'cos you're my no 1 ruminant.
you have not even taught yourself how to lay out your points articulately. you are a steamy pile of shyte......like i once told you - it's too sad your intelligence does not stick out like your clitorïs....
Family › Re: She Bled On Her Wedding Night After Staying Away From Sex For Two Years by coogar: 10:52pm On Nov 14, 2014
ohaleoghene:
she used to be sexually ACTIVE, had multiple partners but along the line she got born again and stop having sex. surprisingly after two years she got married,her womanliness was so tight and she bled. her husband find it hard to believe she wasn't a virgin.what could be the cause?has anyone had similar experience?
she had a red paint handy to deceive the groom. there's no way she would bleed twice. virginity is difficult to prove & very difficult to disprove. as a man, you just have to go with what a woman says - don't question her.
Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by coogar: 10:46pm On Nov 14, 2014
duni04:
For trial for what! He didn't kill anybody! At least there is no evidence that he did.
a woman laid dead after their ordeal.
how can you say he didn't kill anybody? what killed the woman then? what killed the woman but spared the man's life? the woman walked into the hotel room hale & hearty.....so how did she drop dead?

is she a fowl?
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 10:41pm On Nov 14, 2014
pickabeau1:
A NLder like us..

Has some health challenges...

The thread will fill you in
i will look into it.
Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by coogar: 10:40pm On Nov 14, 2014
duni04:
Lol I give up. What's the bpdifference between what you're suggesting and jungle justice?
jungle justice - suspect is killed without trial
what i suggest - suspect gets a fair trial
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 10:33pm On Nov 14, 2014
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Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by coogar: 10:30pm On Nov 14, 2014
duni04:
Lol detain and arraign for what? Without an autopsy report? If you try that thing in a civilised country and they eventually conduct an autopsy which exonorates the guy, he will sue the living day lights out of you for wrongful arrest, slander....etc.
suing the police force is a better option than letting a potential murderer run away to kill another pregnant woman.

he's a murder suspect!
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 10:22pm On Nov 14, 2014
jmaine:
Don't get your hopes high bruv.grin
with 15,000 coins per pack?
they had better have the right players in the packs. that's the point of happy hour - getting rare players that cost loads of money.

messi & ronaldo are about 2 million coins in value. i can't afford that. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by coogar: 10:18pm On Nov 14, 2014
duni04:
Questioned not arrested!
questioned
arrested
detained
arraigned
Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by coogar: 10:14pm On Nov 14, 2014
duni04:
Lol that's the way of the Nigerian police. Arrest everybody and ask questions later. Its barbaric. Again, there is no suspect! Its only when its a suspicious death or when there is foul play that you look for suspects!
he's a suspect!
he's the last person to see the woman alive. even in heaven where angels dwell, he would have been arrested. let him say what he saw before her death.
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 10:08pm On Nov 14, 2014
freshdude2:
You can say that again. I love my diick to bits. It' served me well over the years. Why you hate your vagiina and want a peniis, though, is beyond me.
Talon05:
Oafish egghead, I swear calling you a r*tard will be an insult to true r*tards. Wtf is copulatory organ?, b1tch you aint even b1tch enough to call it what it is and you expect me to take you serious, you must be a cretin. B1tch that copulatory organ is called d1ck. D I C K. And seriously, you should go choke on one.
abeg, pity shirley.....
this beatdown is becoming too intense. is it until she gives up the ghost? she's someone's daughter o!

Shirley07:
The fact that the dog of yours is more intelligent than you doesn't mean every other people are fools like you. Go blame your creator, not me. Rètarded Snail.
you & your loud mouth.
you won't shut your trap - when you get eviscerated, you would learn how to conduct yourself properly around the superior gender.

Shirley07:
Is that still a question? How I keep forgeting you're a ruminant. I'm not comparing myself to the average guy out there but to the statistical mean of IQ of all men out there. You can see that I'm better than you et al.
look at this knucklehead....
80% of your thoughts revolve around relaxers & weave on. what IQ are you talking about? can you realistically call yourself an intelligent human being? telling us a man's entire seminal fluid is located outside his body? you have the intelligence of an abortus.

Lastly, women inner strength knows no bound. That's another revelation you need to ruminate on, ruminant.
you don't have any inner strength.
you are ruled by your hormones. your hormones control you & not vice versa. you are a fragile waste of flesh. without the men in your life protecting you, your life expectancy is about 15 years. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by coogar: 10:04pm On Nov 14, 2014
duni04:
It depends. If there is evidence of foul play at the scene, then its a suspicious death and you conduct an autopsy. Na hw dem dey do am on CSI and LAW AND ORDER grin
for any murder case, all suspects get arrested first. if autopsy later shows no foul play then the suspect would be released. how would the police know he didn't rapë her or got her overdosed on drugs?
Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by coogar: 9:56pm On Nov 14, 2014
duni04:
Oga that's why they have autopsies these days o. As long as there was no sign of rape, strangulation, ritual sacrifice or whatever, the man is just a witness to her death. If you have evidence to the contrary maybe you should contact the police in Onitsha grin
and the autopsy result is instant?
the moment the police arrived at the scene they can produce a report & judge if the man was culpable or not? cheesy grin
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 9:54pm On Nov 14, 2014
Shirley07:
It's you that will be hurt, retarded snail.
Funny you called that shrinked copulatory organ of yours, meant for lower animal like yourself an impressive thing to choke on. You probably mean to say it should be crushed 'cos you're not even fit to be around human.
come off it....if you see his copulatory organ you would put it in your mouth & slobber on it till your jaws ache. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by coogar: 9:51pm On Nov 14, 2014
duni04:
Calling him a murder suspect means the autopsy has already fingered him in the woman's death, which is not the case. No autopsy has even been conducted. Without an autopsy, he's just a witness and not a murder suspect.
a witness?
a woman followed a man into a room in private. the man came out alive & the woman was found dead - and the man is only a witness?

you don't have a prayer......
Gaming › Re: FIFA 15 Nigeria Fan Thread by coogar: 9:47pm On Nov 14, 2014
happy hour!!!

let the opening of packs begin. grin cheesy
if there's no messi, ronaldo, bale, aguero or costa in this jumbo pack then i will sue EA sports.


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Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by coogar: 9:44pm On Nov 14, 2014
duni04:
No b only cops, corpers. Call d cops in Onitsha? Who even knows their number? What they ought to have done was release him but bar him from travelling out of town pending the release of the autopsy results. If the autopsy finds any foul play in her death, charge him to court. If not, case closed.
murder suspects don't get such luxuries.
how would they trace him? for murder suspects to even cop bail, stacks of money money must be dropped in bail bonds & i doubt this particular man is that rich to afford what the cops would ask for....

what if they release him & he runs away? do you have any tracking device in naija to monitor him? a mother & an unborn baby died and you are talking about releasing him pending autopsy result? in which country?
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 9:36pm On Nov 14, 2014
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Shirley07:
You would if your sexual organ was formed in your body. But at the same, your sperm-producing cell will die off because it require a cool environment.
so where's the sexual organ of a man formed? outside his body? you don't have enough wisdom.

I already told you that our inner strength is greater than men.
you have no inner strength.
you are just a fragile emotional bag of flesh. an ordinary movie can make you cry this minute. which yeye strength?

FYI, I love being a woman 'cos we're more intelligent than the average guys out there. You can take that to your bed, ruminant.
why are you comparing yourself to the average guy? why not compare yourself to the men in the upper echelon? men are still responsible for 99% of all human achievements.

shirl, me & you nor dey the same category. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by coogar: 9:31pm On Nov 14, 2014
duni04:
Lol don't b ridiculous. Keep him behind bars on what charge? Only in lawless Nigeria
keep him behind on criminal homicide charge(which could fall into voluntary or involuntary manslaughter).

he's the last human being to see the deceased alive. why would they release him? what action did he take when the woman was gasping for breath? did he call the cops? call the hotel staff for help?
Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by coogar: 9:24pm On Nov 14, 2014
duni04:
When they've not done an autopsy to see if there was any foul play in her death? That guy will end up spending the next 5 to 10 years in jail for nothing. When its not that he raped the woman or strangled her.
even in advanced countries, he would be kept in custody until the autopsy report comes out. 2 lives were lost as a result of his action or negligence.....
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 9:22pm On Nov 14, 2014
Talon05:
A sex change still wont help her. Brotha shirls is a munter, the only thing she can attract is my red-nosed pitbull.
she's about 22 stones.... grin
she makes yokozuna look like nicole richie. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies After Marathon Sex With Strange Lover by coogar: 9:20pm On Nov 14, 2014
duni04:
The suspect arrested for what? For having sex? Why is he even a suspect?
murder or manslaughter.
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 9:14pm On Nov 14, 2014
Talon05:
Coog, leave shirls alone, she's not worth perspiring over. She got the brain of a tadpole.
i actually do have a soft spot for shirls...
we support the same team & each time she comes out with her misandrist views, my heart bleeds. hurting her gives that feeling of killing one's loyal dog for misbehaving.

i think what shirley needs is a boyfriend but then she's a minger. she cannot even attract okada men, let alone spark the interest of men like us. i still think her best bet is to get s sėx change surgery. she can never be fulfilled with her gender.
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 8:59pm On Nov 14, 2014
Talon05:
Is this the best you got?, You can see you aint as intelligent as you would want us to believe. I dont understand gibberish so please type properly if you want a reply from me. This is bye until you learn to type properly you this oafish egghead.
biko, please treat her with respect.
i know she doesn't deserve it but in the spirit of chivalry, let's just pretend she's intelligent & she's due a nobel prize later in the year. grin
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 8:54pm On Nov 14, 2014
Shirley07:
You don't produce sperm? I didn't know you're an impotent ruminant. Now that I know, come here and let me treat you with ota pia pia, you have to submit of course.
is that your deduction from that logic?
do i have to shed unused spërm every month for few days like you do during your period? you are a slave to any man you desire....

accept your role in this life and stop trying to be what you are not. you can never be a man. you would never know what it feels like not to stick a tampon in your orificë 3-5 days a month.
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 8:33pm On Nov 14, 2014
Talon05: Judging from your posts, you are not really intelligent and hey no man is going to submit to a creature with a hole. Gosh, do you know what it takes to have a d1ck?, i bet you dont. What y'all feminish1ts want is a d1ck, y'all wish you could grow one and hell no, it wont happen.
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Shirley07:
Disintegrated egg is dirt na.
Sloughed epithelium lining is also part of the dirts filtered out. And any germs found in the system are also being filtered out in the process.
that's exactly the point!
your existence in this life is to cater to the men. ovulate, menstruate and wait for that man you desire to fertilise your monthly supply of ovüm. grin


Let me also tell you to not worry your ruminant brain on what to earn 'cos I'm to take care of you as your owner, you just have to submit to us.
you can't even take care of yourself - yet you want to take care of a man. why then are you expecting a man to put a ring on it? if they don't come to you, you would become a leftover. cheesy grin
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar:
Shirley07:
To filter out dirt and germs from the body system, that's why our body glow.
That said, the baby won't be his only but ours. Moreover, God knows females are more equiped for that because we've got great inner strength than men. Anyway, you're the ruminant and should submit to us.
you are a nanny-goat!
you menstruate because the unused ovüm is useless to you & useless to what nature intended. so what happens then when you hit menopause? your body stops glowing or you stop filtering out dirt & germs from your obese body?

this is exactly why a man should lead you. you are not wiser than a gerbil if you are left alone with this low IQ of yours. if i earn 1 pesewa for each time you have made an idïotic statement, i would be a trillionaire in pounds sterling.
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 7:49pm On Nov 14, 2014
Shirley07:
He'll appreciate it the more if you submit to him, that's why you're my undisputed ruminant.
you are the one with mammary glands & the one who would carry his baby to term. the responsibility falls squarely on your shoulders. why do you think you menstruate? you think God made a mistake?

your role in this life is to carry your man's babies.....other functions are secondary. grin
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar:
babygirlfl:
Coogar and carefreewannabe please it's ok.
it's not ok.....
let me expose this fraud who relies on the internet to wear her bra. she loves coming on the internet to yell like a rhesus monkey, seeking attention wherever she can find. she fails to understand it's not the size of the text that matters but the quality of them.

until today, she didn't even know she's yelling when she types in caps. you can take carefree from the bush but it's not possible to take the bush out of her.

carefreewannabe:
King of Sciolism.
I have not admitted anything. Virginia Woolf did not obtain any degree. You have AGAIN embarrassed yourself.
grin grin grin grin grin
she did - she's on the list of notable graduates on the history page of KCL. she studied languages(greek) @ KCL. she graduated!


Women have been equal in the UK for more than 100 years when even at the beginning of the 20th century many universities would not allow them to graduate. You are an i*diot.
they have been equal in the UK for a century.
the classism of oxbridge does not remove the fact that women got admitted & graduated from universities in britain.

even at oxbridge, they were issued certificates but they were not given degrees until later. women who went to belfast, glasgow, manchester, edinburgh, aberdeen, london, etc bagged their degrees before 1914.

like i have always told you - if you marry another obese charlatan like yourself, you would produce simpletons. the only hope for humanity is if your womb is removed completely so you don't sire airheads like yourself.
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 7:37pm On Nov 14, 2014
carefreewannabe:
grin grin grin

Show me the source that proves that Virginia Woolf GRADUATED.

grin grin grin
look at this fool....
so you have surrendered that you were being foolish about only one school offering degrees to women before 1900?

you have surrendered that typing in caps is an animalistic behaviour & it's deemed as shouting? you have surrendered that women enjoyed the same rights as men before 1914?

have you also surrendered that spërmflakes have occupied your cranial cavity? next time, get your facts right before misinforming the public.
Family › Re: I'm A Mother Of 2 Boys, And I Can't (and Won't) Support Feminism by coogar: 7:27pm On Nov 14, 2014
carefreewannabe:
grin grin grin grin grin

You said there was gender equality in the UK for more than 100 years and that women had the same chances to get admission to universities in the 19th century.
yes they did.....
all scottish universities admitted women before 1914. majority of the universities in england admitted female students before 1914. only oxbridge was notorious about women gaining entry into university. 2 universities shouldn't have stopped women from achieving whatever they wanted.


To prove that, you said that Virginia Woolf graduated from KCL in 1901. grin grin grin

Now show me one source that proves that Virginia Woolf graduated in 1901. grin grin grin


Come on, King of Sciolism, why is it so difficult for you to prove that Virginia had equal rights and graduated in 1901? grin grin grin
virginia woolf was a student of KCL from 1897-1901. every rodent & its tail know virginia woolf's alma mater, you inscrutable twät.

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