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Darkrebel:
sauron son of a hag ...

Look at lines you bit..

seriously you are very courageous..... tbh

crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment.

hahahah

all your written were either stolen from UFF or recycled UW bars. you still lost with them. it's like you are from a family of losers. your father lost his throne when he slept with a chief. you lost your virginity when teddy lyrically södomised you.

which way, rebel?

ELYMAXiimus:
Is ten tackles/tentacle forced

Tunis/two knees..... Con terminated/ contaminated... .. Right...

don't mind ibime - he was being pedantic with that. tentacles is 100% perfect as a pun.

i don't have time for argument so if the majority wants kim to proceed, so be it.

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

i still can't believe this is a human being.

look at the lips for fùck's sake - these lips would stop a bullet from close range. dark rebel, was he sired by a gibbon or he once had a fire accident that charred his lips like that?

Darkrebel:
whatever you say snitch bbitch
thank god you are not disputing that you greedily BIT these too ...--+
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
OLE !! hahahaha lmfao. Robinhood -- PRINCE OF THIEVES.

no single bite in any of those.
my pen game is ridiculous. many of my lines are all over the internet used by you & your crew. of course, people often script similar ideas but bite? coog is too proficient with words to bite.

a top tier battle rapper used the "sent to meet her" line recently & i was like damnnnnn, ideas often overlap indeed. if it was the other way, mòrons like you would say it was a bite!

Sissie:
House girl giving conditions? I doubt her employer would accept thou.

And if they already have people doing the job, she may loose the job giving them a condition.

if there's an opening....
it's a better option. her employers would even see reason in that.

Darkrebel:
swear on your mother's vaginaa that you didn't bite these--

crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomina / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversee employment

OLE !!!BITER. .. .

hahahaha
dark rebel is not even disputing his stolen UFF lines....shaking my head.

that was how your father stole too anyways - it runs in the family. in ilesha, OPC thugs stripped your father nakëd & belted him like the robbers that died with christ!

Darkrebel:
shut up there see your big mouth
How many lyrics do you BITE in a day?

you dey try Ohio..DRACULA.

swear on your mother's bruised clïtoris that most of your drops ain't from UFF?

i don't have the time to dig out the evidence, you oloshious fellow. na me you want trash-talk. i have been putting nuccas like you down before your mother lost her hymën to clifford orji.

Darkrebel:
.Whoooo e dey pain am ..
look at your resume
you bit -- crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
you bit --insomina / resisted arrest
you bit-- Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
you bit-- nun's cloth/ smoking habit
you bit heir/here
you bit -- pH/basic
you bit -- trip a broad/ oversee employment
OLE !!!BITER. .. .

you can only talk & talk but no one respects what you say. you can only make claims but no one is interested in what you have to say.

real talk - show us your father.

Darkrebel:
hahahahag liar...
don't change the topic....
look at your C.V sauron


you bit -- crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
you bit --insomina / resisted arrest
you bit-- Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
you bit-- nun's cloth/ smoking habit
you bit heir/here
you bit -- pH/basic
you bit -- trip a broad/ oversee employment
WHOOOOOOO OLE !!!BITER. ..

dark rebel the UFF bitër......
you bit on facebook, bit on 2go & still biting on NL. i don't even know who allowed a virus, vagabond like yourself into the gathering of intelligent folks. a school drop-out. my friends in UNILAG said you aren't a student there so why are you lying you are studying?

Darkrebel:
abeg let the guy advertise here...
some idiots like Coogay/ sauron may need a job cos the way the dude's life is headed...I can only shake my head

my chedda would put that animal you call a father in a cage & feed him for life. no bragging - i would have your father fed while hiring you to wipe his arsē when he defecates.

Darkrebel:
which kitana? useless liar
look at all the lines you bit and you were caught

yl
you bit -- crack heads/Whitney Houston from the same Disaster you are foolishly accusing me pf bitinh from
you bit --insomina / resisted arrest
you bit-- Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
you bit-- nun's cloth/ smoking habit
you bit heir/here
you bit -- pH/basic
you bit -- trip a broad/ oversee employment


OLE..THIEF..useless thief . we should give you some Aluu treatment. ...pig

you even agreed with khena after you were caught that you borrowed the line. then there are hundreds of other UFF lines in your verses. we see them but since you don't win with them, we ignore you.

you have been biting since conception. you bit your way out of your momma püssy - you weren't delivered, you oozed out of her belly like the alien movie.

Darkrebel:
nahhhh..you type long cos you have the time for me
you don't have any other person you are chatting with ...when I was sucking your mum's pusssy..where were you?
useless eunuch .....KING OF BITERS ..I hail ooo

i type long cos i want to expose you as a fraud. mention one battle you have respectably won? you bite UFF/BET nuccas and you think we don't know? ask guykhena - we see your stolen lines but they don't matter, teddy's bars still killed you.

Darkrebel:
must you type epistles of your miserable life lmfao

stop typing novels bastard..

like I said..go ask your mama whether she bought bagged sperm or not...

useless BITER

i type long cos i invented english....
you type short cos you are clueless. when i was reading brighter grammar, you were helping your one-eyed mother to hold her swinging pendulum brëasts not to touch the water she used to soak her cassava.

darkrebel - show us your father.

incredibleone: how many sense lacking words are u dedicated to type in a day,if it z 10 million u ar nt far off target................I don't even know where to start with u

you dunno how to start because there's nothing to say. you are clueless - you are a waste of flesh. every time you come here, we all laugh at you - you are what everyone of us here pray against to happen to our sons, you are a disgrace to your family compound.

Darkrebel:
idiot . how many times do you want to say that to yourself...sttupid ignoramus...

product of a bagged sperm ....
and last but not the least-- KING OF BITERS

see this mumu o!
we caught you stealing kitana from dizaster & on top of that you have 15 losses to your name.

you are a loser!
any grown man with a pair of testiclēs that loses to a femcee is a loser. about 500 years ago, 12 able-bodied men would lead you into a pit & stone you to death for losing to a chic.

your mother should have swallowed the exact spërm cell that flagellated into her uterus & won the race with a cold bottle of guinness. you keep taking losses, no credibility, no respect, and no fine father.

darkrebel - show us your father.

beeevan:
A good pay for being a house girl, i will quickly knot my Brazilian hair and go for it. My point is, she won't be branded for being a house girl, let her take the offer if there is no alternative. Anything honest to earn a living is better than begging here and there...


So sad that a family has to scatter this way, i pray God gives you the means to unite them ASAP.

i think she should take the job with a condition to bring her husband in as a driver, security man or a gardener. by so doing, the family remains intact.

Darkrebel:
you mean the picture of the man you posted here....
common that's the picture of the man that ffucked your mum and came in her rotten pusssy

No wonder you are a USELESS BITER...you are the product of diseased yellow sperm like warribloodd would say

keep denying your father - you would tell me whether kr0ne wouldn't know who your father is. your father looks like the cross-product of an arabian camel & an edo witch.

UNICEF should remove your father from the planet. his ugliness = emotional abuse to children. his face looks like the after-birth of a rabid dog.

incredibleone:
I bet ur brain feels as good as new,knowing u av never used it...........falcao was d best cf when he join a newly promoted monaco,willian joined anzhi.....all u need is a brain as sharp as a 3months old retard,but unfortunately u av nothing upstairs..............crossia wanted more money and recognition at madrid,man u offered d cash nd of cos d recognition since he is gonna be playing with other overpriced monkeys like herrera and shaw......'

the only thing incredible about you is your level of idïocy. you just typed 500 words without making any sense out of it. how do you know PSG weren't there before united made their bid? so if he said he was interested in PSG before united - does it necessarily mean he preferred PSG to united? why is the average chelsea fan bereft of any God-given intelligence?

M still young maybe I will play for psg one day',I guess u know how willian and anzhi's story ended,u think crossia will wanna keep crossing d ball for a team below west ham?? Deluded slowpoke....I had like to leave with one thought,but m sure u don't av anywhere to put it

shut up your dirty mouth & stop worrying where di maria would play? you are insignificant to his decision. you stay in a village - who really reckons with you'd prognosis or prediction? you cannot even predict if you would have quality dinner tonight - anuofia!

you go from thread to thread constituting a nuisance like the fart of a leprous man. are you so unhappy in life, you cannot sit your crüsty bütt in your own club thread? i bet this is what you do in real life. you leave your house, go to the neighbours & chat shyte all day. you must be suffering from lack of confidence - you have the self esteem of an elf!

Darkrebel:
may God punish you for what you just said..pig.

the only thing I use my mouth for is to suck your mother's pusssy...fool

you don't have a mother, stop lying to us. apart from the fact that you were shovelled out of her vagïna by area boys, she's not your mom....she didn't even brëastfeed you for a day before she died of HPV!

Darkrebel:
useless BITER
.ask your mum when you get home, who ffucked her when your impotent father couldn't ... bastard

with a face like that of your dad, you can't even get near my dog, let alone any of my family members. you were spawned from a silverback gorilla. no winger primary school students hold their assembly in your mother's cünt......

ELYMAXiimus:
you're getting it wrong....

His name is KINgsley..

so kingsley can be shortened to kin? really?

admit it, you took the easier option that left you exposed to criticism. after the buckets of reaches in the entire battle, we just got a bit angry to see silly kin. seriously, stop it. help the fans to help you & make the words sound like the other meaning....its cleaner that way.

bare knee = bernie?

fuckyouhard:
cambridge dictionaries......
/ˈsɪl.ɪ.kən/

the pronunciation varies o - this is why elymax left himself exposed to criticism. americans pronounce it as silly-con, the brits say it closer to silly-ken than silly-con.

apart from the play of words - the sentence itself made no sense. kin is a family member. this silly kin would mean elymax is related to kin in someway but is he? you have to look at it from both ends to achieve double entrede.

that line was forced, fam!

ELYMAXiimus:
chai.. See critics .... I woulda played it like that... Of cos it's very funny that way. But then i remembered kr0ne criticised me for playing jah gone/jargon.....
Which i coulda played as jargon/jagging.....
Hence instead of silly con.... I used silly kin....
Though the former is the actual way to pronounce this word....

nah, man!
you had it in front of you but you let it slip. you had used con dense, con terminated. you have programmed our mind that mik is a con already so why not use "this silly con" ? it would have gelled perfectly. no debating.....

SailorXY:
with Daley Blind out, Herrera will make the return to midfield. I just hope we move on from this 4-1-4-1 formation so di Maria can resume his moves from center midfield

we will miss blind if carrick isn't fit for the game at the emirates. blind has been our best player contrary to what gary neville said in his analysis. blind is a DM....what kinda passes do people expect from a DM?

how many through passes do matic, busquets, fernandinho, paulinho, makelele, ramsey, etc make? the criticism is misplaced. all blind does is tackle/intercept & release the ball to the players ahead. that he even agreed with neville shows his humility to take any sorta blame for the team.

ELYMAXiimus:
lmao..... Silly kin actually rhymes with silicon.......
It's the right way to pronounce it...

Not silly corn...

why not just put it as "this silly con" you had used the con(prefix) several times in your script, silly-con woulda made more sense than silly kin, to be honest.

007Bruce:
i woulda posted her pics but i was decieved by my agents; they gave me fake pictures of her. after torturing them, the fools confessed teddy's 14 & they didnt want to disappoint me.

don't post her pic, biko....
textcees are not smiling these days - you saw what wrongturn did to a beauty contestant, didn't you?

kr0ne:
Coogar, forget story. I don cause wahala for barracks between soldier girls before. I'm not that innocent o. That ur babe would deny u same way Monica denied Fyh if she gets a taste of my Benjamin

you are a joker....
she would crush your testiclës with her left knee. soldier girls are not trained in martial arts. they only expect civilians to respect their uniform. you think normal guy on the street won't beat a soldier up minus the uniform?

kr0ne:
I don't womanize, but if your babe use mistake enter my trap I go chop am raw

my babe would castrate you. she's got a black belt in judo, karate & hapkido

fuckyouhard:
So you didn't read our brawl? Or u think I was joking? I just don't like to brag over stuff like this

link me - you know people say shyte during brawls & we just laugh over them. but, if you were speaking the truth then provide the link. let me read through. i must get to the root of this matter today.

Lagunna:
Well done jare baba coogar..
Make kr0ne go drop verd e no gree. Na atikubi's yansh e dey look for chat thread..Asewo

kr0ne is a womaniser....
he lures those babes into his lair pretending he would teach them how to pen bars. i am surprised EFCC or women organisation task force hasn't paid him a visit.

fuckyouhard:
after robbin me ILLEGALLY in the finals i robbed him LEGALLY in a bet........he's never been the same ever since

i need the details....biko.
what was the bet? what was at stake? who won? who lost? any magomago in the whole process?

kr0ne:
Coogar, na me shag him babe. Him prick no strong enough plus that babe senior am


007, no be me get her o na only IT she come do

which babe? in which city?
how did it happen? is the babe a NLer? is she yeyenatu? come on - we need more details.

007Bruce:
so na you bring her come NL - i they fear you oo. She make sense; as in she get assets way you talk say teddy no fit get for 20years?

i saw teddy last week - she's about 13 years of age. her posting rights should be taken away from NL till she grows molar teeth.

fuckyouhard:
if elywack had done somethin like this.......i have the firm legs of dutch field soldiers/ with strong arms ta damn his jaws and shoulders// that wordplay wud have made a lot of sense

exactly!
then the double entrede would have been achieved. however, he did "i bring arms ta damn." what is that supposed to mean?

elymax had very potent ideas but he didn't take time to word them properly. i still gave him the W though. he did very very well against a battle animal.

SailorXY:
if Arsenal is out of Europe lol, I no even wan think am. they will have to pay premium for players like Fred, Welbeck sef go prefer sit for bench than go to London

even with their european status, sanogo was the best they could get until giggsy/LVG gave them danny welbeck.

what is the true story between fuckyouhard & kr0ne. this is beyond battle rap. it seems to me FYH shägged kr0ne's babe or something much more grim.

i want to pay for this info....any takers?

verdicts dropped, lagunna!

Reyginus:
Lolol. That is the truth. Shutting an idea has never made anyone stronger.
You are really missing here, friend. Nairaland Rap Battle Section is the perfect place to develop yourself as a Rapper and MC. Your refusal to bend and scoop from it will do you no good. This is what I like about Elymax.

everyone i know tells me this forum is where they have learnt the most of all rap sites on the internet. some of them told me they were on 2go for years & they couldn't learn jack - facebook is 50-50 but the NL format is more comprehensive.

the verds on judged battles throw more light on what textcees must write & the level to expect. it's a shame aromo-eleran is not willing to scoop the knowledge around him. he'd rather beef the cats that are clearly better than him like a bïtch.

Darkrebel:
shut up jare....wack biter like you.....
idiot.... oloshi

the truth is bitter!
you can't copy respect!

Reyginus:
Lol. I know. Though I like his mindset but not his display of it.

his problem is he talks too much.
the passion & tenacity is there quite alright but he's not going to learn jack cos he talks too much.

if he spends 5% of the time he uses to rant, argue, hate on another textcee, etc to improve his lines, he would have gained a lot but for where? his mouth runs faster than a glutton suffering from diarrhoea.

fuckyouhard:
elywack won that brawl........unless the judges wanna do favoritism....the same thing they do here always. kim gets the punchlines, and worplay tied? teddymiyaki...... u shud be forked

make i go drop my verds....
this rebellious virus is trying to distract me.

darkrebel, go & wänk!
you have been owned & destroyed. watch & learn. think before you type. you have the passion but you lack the wits & the intelligence to be top-tier.

Darkrebel:
Lol you are only trying to change topics...
teddy beat me when I was still learning ..and I feel if I had taken time to script I would have won....I have been calling her for rematch...can't you see how she has been ducking....mtchewwww

i told her not to battle you - you had your chance and she murked you out. no debating!

abeg pack well ....all I need is 3 days to sit down and own bars for you....fool

own bars for who? you lost to wrongturn decisively. it's one thing to lose debatedly, your losses are land-slide ones, no debating. that's the reason cats don't respect you here & you cannot copy respect, you earn them!

you think you are a vet? bastard...
you re nothing but a wack biter...your verses ain't got humour..they boring as ffuck ... go suck your mama's ccunt

i don't think i am a vet. this community knows me as a vet. as for you, you are nothing but a arsë-wipe. you are what we use to clean our bütts whenever we shytë!

speaking of your momma's cünt - she had the biggest back in the days. her cünt used to hold assembly for school kids. the last time i tried fingêring your mother, 30 kids held my hand.

Keky:
I'm sure MUFC fans don't feel good bout hearing they weren't Di Maria's 1st choice ...but hey ...it aint none of my business

but if your stüpid club is out of europe, would you even get 2nd-class players? why don't you trolls find something meaningful to write about for once in your miserable lives?

incredibleone:
Di maria in july: Man u is the only club I could av joined.............after Leicester,city,mk dons- I nearly joined PSG.........loooool......Di Crossia went to Man u for money.....

your own foolishness is directly proportional to your age. the more you grow, the dumber you become. for a top class player like di maria to play for a club without european games speaks highly of the brand of man utd. while united signed di maria, you got willian.

Darkrebel:
fool ..who respects you here? wack biter

3 days is all I need to cremate your wack being..

you haven't seen the best of me ....bastard

we have seen the best of you!
you lost to teddy & if you battle her again, you would lose. she took out your intestine & converted it into a bungee cord.

stop deceiving yourself you write bars. what you do is incantation like abija & orisabunmi. you are a failure - just like your father's condom failed to prevent your conception.

Darkrebel:
3 good days to sit down and pen bars and you are finished....
I drop punchlines... you drop Novels lmfao

15 losses, 1 win.
yes, you drop punchlines indeed. more like you drop faeces.

cheiiiii, see how i am damaging this kid. i feel terrible, this is animal abuse. the coog is putting his own dog to sleep.