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Darkrebel:
dude ... you are such a geek
do you even have any girlfriend at all?

are you still asking - your mother's my first girlfriend - i kept her hymën in my freezer as a trophy!

don't you get the message...stop typing novels...I ain't reading them.... this nigga is a nerd in real life... obviously. BITER

you don't tell me what to do, fâggot!
it's the other way round. your father doesn't provide the bandwidth on NL so shut that cesspit you call a mouth.

the message isn't meant for you to read - it's for others to know the kinda pathetic kerosene background you hail from. don't come to NL to brag, to enter your house, one must bend down completely........

Darkrebel:
shut the ffuck up...who the hell are you?
because you are a chef In an English restaurant or because you got smuggled with fishes to england doesn't put you in the same level with me Fagg ....idiot

bragging about PS4

game that I would smash and buy 4 more the next Day...
sstupid pretender

you? buy PS4
if your mother fücks all the registered okada men in the whole of south west nigeria, she still wouldn't afford the game pad, let alone the game console.

see mumu feeling funky - you are a village sponsored student. if i send a message to your home town that you have been expelled from UNILAG & you just use their money to buy recharge cards to troll on the internet, then be prepared to run mad.

over 500 market women & about a thousand men contribute 5% of their trade towards your education & you are here wasting their hard-earned sweat trying to pretend you are a textcee. don't you have a conscience? - all those half-nakêd women working day & night to make sure you become the first graduate of the hometown & this is how you repay them?

it shall not be well with you. may their breâsts curse you for wasting their time & money to buy recharge card. may the cries of their babies haunt you in your dreams.....and finally, may the remaining days of your life be as 10 times as painful as the last few seconds of gadaffi.

Darkrebel:
you can't expect me to start hauling curses at this 35 year old faggit.. he is jobless and still a child ...plus
I got loads of messages from bbm whatsapp...and fb to reply...the gay's a nerd... I would reply with short words.... he's not worth me hurting my fingers typing story for the gods....
he probably has nobody to chat with...useless geek

who cares about your faggòt friends on BBM & whatsapp. what an excuse from a lame fool who was probably born without a spoon(never mind silver nor wooden) in his mouth.....

you think you can go head to head with me in this ish? 100 generations in your family tree cannot scratch my skin surface.....go & bring every goat that can read & write in your village to give you ideas, i am eating them all up like chin-chin.

Limerick:
that guy na case i swear

he's met his match.....
i have faced more stubborn goats so he's not new to me. all these illegitimate children of orange sellers sired by meiguard's don't know their place on the internet.

someone with no future ambition - he still stays with his parents. his parents still send him garri & money for handouts.....why won't he be a nuisance online?

Darkrebel:
Nahh I was chatting with more important persons......
Useless shameless BITER

OLE ...thief!!!!!
keep typing your long novel
jobless 35 year old mongrel

so you didn't type a novel in your last reply? hypocrite. you think your tactics of typing a long useless story would work here. i am running circles around you till you lose breath - you dunno who you dealing with.

i have been putting illegitimate children of irresponsible fathers in their place since 1960. you won't be the first & you won't be the last. this public undressing shall not cease until you agree with me your father is an irresponsible faggöt!

Darkrebel:
[s]this is super story BITER

I didn't mention you .I said sauron ...or are you blind? or is it daftness?
who is your Stan?...useless sachet of urine..
how can I be a Stan to a Chronic unrepentant WACK BITER. ....
you have bitten so .many verses that you have forgotten bout' them.....
wack jobless mongrel . .keep deceiving yourself that you are an Engineer...
you are nothing but an immature good for nothing 34 year Old bastard exchanging words with teenagers ..[/s]

look at this pathetic obdurate wankër....
you are a stan - my verses printed & pasted all over your wall. you are obsessed with the coog. you can never be like me. hundreds of millions of naira got me this far.....your cyanide polluted background got you where you are - doing hypeman for your agemates while no one gives a feck about your existence must hurt you.

[s]you even fixed a time(midnight) to come thrash talk like a bbitch.. can't you see you are totally worthless....your mates are getting married and making something good out of their lives and all you do with your miserable life is yarn like a bbitch being ffucked from morning to night and surfing rap battle league, looking for lyrics to BITE like a Dog infested with rabies...[/s]

i control time & space, i'm persia's prince. i do whatever i want, whenever i want it: the last time your mother got bûtt-fücked, i arranged it with 8 hopeless HIV-carrier to make her their bükkake bïtch. your mother should be the poster woman for venereal disease.

[s]Not to talk of your one-legged mom that has been ffucking around town just to put food on the table and send you to school after your impotent father passed away ...is this how you wanna repay your mama? after she has opened her filthy legs for every tom, dick and Harry to penetrate just to make some money to send you to school? and so you can make something out of your lunatic and idiotic being...why don't you pity your mother sauron[/s]

you are not coherent.
lemme tell you the story no one has been able to say to your face. your mother is a walking STD collection. she invented herpes infection. we all know her, she used to work at the strop club near my hood in lagos. each time she opens her legs & exposes her labïa - that vagïna has the carbon copy of a predator's face!

[s]you are 35 for God sake
you were smuggled with fishes to England where you now work as a chef in a Local restaurant...do you think you can deceive us? we know your History...how you use to hustle and trek from Bariga to Oshodi and how you used to carry cement to make ends meet...[/s]

but then if i truly work as a chef, where do i get all this time to spit phlegm on your father's face? i must own the restaurant that hires me as their chef. ignorant twït!

you are the complete clone of your witch-mother. no wonder you always fellatê on bouncers to get into the club. you got that trait from the whöre you call a mother. 35 years of age? you wish.

was it not through my connections that you and your pathetic life got smuggled to England with fishes?

your connections? have you even been to an airport before? the only time you saw the inside of a plane, it was because you watched last flight to abuja on africa magic!

you are from the North ...or do you wanna deny? aren't you a Northerner? I know everything bout your useless existence...

i am from chibok.....why do you think my verses always come with boko haram. even from our location, the north towers above the south. in every facet of life, i am greater than you. in the real world, you would share a cage with my pitbull, you homöerötic nuisance.

[s]I have told you to ask your mum about your history...how your father couldn't ejaculate and she had to save for 365 days to buy a bagged sperm ...she couldn't even pay fully...even after you were born..the people she bought it from wanted you back before  out of mercy i helped settled the bills ...[/s]

says the son of a village witch that was shovelled out of the uterus......you were too scared to come out as a baby because of the impoverished environment your mother found yourself when she laid lifeless.....they used lantern to deliver you, that's why you ain't enlightened. BARS!!!

So shut the ffuck up Pig...you are nothing but a public toilet's tissue paper.. shameless 35 year old disgusting BITER ...agbaya..OLE!!!!!!!!!  THIEF!!!  

it's over you're done!
what took you 2 hrs to write, i rebutted it within 5 mins. you are a dümb-ass....the snuff & the local gin your mother took while you were feeding via her placenta cooked up your brains.

she was pregnant with you & she would smoke & get drunk.....fuckëd as many men as her vagïna can take to make ends meet. so if we start from a seed, we can see the apple didn't fall too far from the tree nymphömaniac witch that dropped it.

mcfarlin:
Ass_anal are so useless its suprising to still see they have supporters.

A club in the modern era who win 1 trophy in 9 years and still call themselves a top team should be sued for plagiarism of the phrase top-team!

United are the undisputed kings of england!

Till another team can win the club world cup or produce a balon d'or winner...we are still the best ever!.

add the league titles won by chelsea & arsenal in their entire history, it's still less than united's. if this was animal farm, we would have 4 legs, and they only get to have 2 like chickens.

Keky:
History History History, you no dey tire? Ur team is shitty atm, accept that and move on. I'm tired of this History Class bro. Top team in 7th place and not in Ucl. Top Team my ass.

where would you be without history?
the difference between you & enyimba fc is your history. 11 league seasons without a title - you are the equivalent of an impotent man who was given a fertile wife but he's failed to impregnate her.

keky, you need viagra.

ELYMAXiimus:
wow

ibime is trolling.....
that's the first time i will see that angle. and your superman bar was also different. it's normally used with blood/crips but you did it as script, thumbs up - ely.

mcfarlin:
What's the ratio of ass_anals league triumph to united's own?

You guys were celebrating 16years of consistent champions league qualification..need I remind you of your barreness in the champions league?

they are a useless side....
what's the point in participating & not winning it. all these useless fans don't know their history. they should all be coming here everyday to worship is & kiss our feet!

if not for united's effort after the english ban, only 2 english clubs would be representing this country. united's good performance increased the coefficient in europe & that gave england the rights to produce 4 clubs in elite europe.

Ibime:
I suppose punish Mikuz double for those reaches. . . . have done in the past. . . . but it's one rule for all men. . .

no wahala....
mikuz must battle in the final - we shall see how your verdicts go in the next few days.

coded01:
Don't flatter yourself cougar & Man Utd fans but its the truth...

united are what every club in britain aspires to become. it's not even worth debating. the brand speaks for itself.

Chelsea won its 1st Premiership title few seasons ago while Arsenal is yet to win a UCL & are regular 4th placed team...

between 2007 & 2014(8 seasons), chelsea only won the league once in 2010.

in the same period, arsenal have won nothing. not even near the pole position in the league table.

But Man Utd is a symbol of English football and if it fails, English football fails...

why so?
united aren't even in the capital. chelsea & arsenal should be the symbol of english football. all those london journalists always treat them well, they rarely criticise them.

however, the moment united lose a game, it's armageddon. why? wetin? na only united must win league title? have they been tying the legs of others to play and be like us?

Ibime:
Na you dey promote ninjas to think they can come and drop 'males' and 'postal service' lines. . . .or 'dull lad' = dullard lines. . . . and walk away with the W. . . . then start blaming Ibime for voting as per skill.

what is the battle experience of FYH when he went against mikuz? to have made it look like a tie is a testament to FYH's skill. that's the way i look at it.

ElyMax suppose beat Mikuz on a normal day with all the faux pas Mikuz dropped, but Max was equally guilty. I stripped out all the reaches and was left with not too many new concepts for Max. . . . the "food for thought" and "enlightened mind" concepts weren't new to me. Come down to the few 'wowing' punches you can find in that battle and Mikuz got more of them.

it's all about perception, bro.
if real madrid get a draw with scunthorpe, its a moral victory for scunthorpe, madrid would be criticised like they lost.

elymax's flaws can be waived. he's still coming up. mikuz has done over 300 top tier written verses and he was still getting caught with nonsense flows & "team mar yah"

are you going to punish a 4 year-old-boy that wets the bed the same as a 21 year-old boy that does the same thing? hell no. this was why i edged it to elymax.

coded01:
I think I prefer to feel sorry for Man Utd than those 2 above...

Why? Anything is expected from the 2 mentioned but not the "Mighty Man Utd"...

see hypocrisy.
so arsënal & chelsea have the rights to fail persistently but united aren't?

mcfarlin:
Incredibleone is a he-goat who mistakenly got trapped in a human being.
Even those poultry farmers practising intensive farming don't get as much shitload in a month as this guy spews with his mouth.

that's not true.
his cousin is on the rap section. he said incredibleone got bitten by a goat when he was 9.

who is this iyabodeh?

identify yourself na - only cowards hide behind monikers to talk bollocks. have we met before? do i know you?

are you hòrny?

incredibleone:
obviously u av brought it down to ur level,count me out.....this level,this kinda bashing involving parents,is nt what people like me get into.....pple with clear upbringing,clear moral,good attitude,this is nt our tin......its a kinda fight which we get into nd lose cos we dnt av d experience,parents ar parents....u av brot it to ur level,I give it to u,u will win with experience..............Ehmmm,u talked about Age d other time right Ok

if you have any iota of good upbringing, you would stay on your club thread. emulate the elder statesman in your clan. you won't see nateevs or ibime or bluediva coming here to chat shyte.

if we play a game & we lose or drop points. come here & display your madness by all means - but to come here to troll deliberately because you managed to discover a hopeless article probably written by a lunatic like you tells me you lack home training.

i am on my club thread, go to yours.

Ibime:
FYH must be dreaming if he thought his verse is neck and neck with Mikuz.

FYH got mikuz - kim actually threw the towel until you(voltron - defender of the universe) came to his aid to sway his vote.

Go and check all Mikuz previous battles. My voting record in Mikuz battles is 50-50. The problem with ninjas is they don't do research, just come on Nairaland and start spewing conspiracy theories.

it looks like a conspiracy in a way.
in the last 12 months, only coogar has beaten mikuz. surely, some of the newbies must have dropped something greater than what mik dropped but you & your posse always manage to sway the votes his way.


p.s. - to all the textcees out there, to beat mikuz, you have to bring a material that is 110%. 3 punches per verse, 3 metas per bar & 3 wordplays per bar. that's the only way mik can be beaten on this section.

it's better you don't battle him at all if your script isn't 110% cos he will win. if kim battles charlie clips here, kim will win. it's the same format. football references, light punches & homonym puns.

mcfarlin:
Bros d tin taya me


Imagine people like keky and coded01 trolling us??

Ass_anal and shitlona have their own crises albeit on a minor case in the latter and an irredeemable case in the former.


Ass_anal don't even have any ambition beyond grabbing 4th place at all cost yet they consider theirselves a top team

I laff in ekiti dialect.

fans who now have failure sweating out their pores.

chelsea - 1 league title in 8 seasons
arsenal - 0 league title in 11 seasons

they are laughing at a united side that won 5 titles in 8 seasons. you just have to feel sorry for them.

Ibime:
At that time, I no even remember say na him dey call me out. . . . all I know was Elymax verse was straight to the point, hitting and easy to follow. . . . whilst Iam's verse was stretched all over the place and I could not keep up with the flow so I dropped quick verd.

FYH verse vs Mikuz was full of genericity. I have no second thought about it. Mikuz got my verd fair and square.

has there ever been a time kim didn't get your verdict when the verses are neck & neck? i think that is what FYH is griping about.

kr0ne:
I'm waiting for the day both of you will collabo and yab the heck outta niggas it will happen one day, watch

i ain't doing a collabo with a nucca with low self esteem. look at the humility shown by others here. limerick, elymax, jigsawmonster, FYH, teddy, wrongturn, theprekky, etc. they all come here, comment when they need to & leave.

this son of a gibbon comes here & just make noise all day. empty barrel makes the loudest noise. i could have him kidnapped in UNILAG & have him dumped in the lagoon with 70kg of steel tied to his ankles.

mcfarlin:
Bros you get time to dey reply that waste of human c'opulation.

Incredibleone you are a disgrace to human beings.

You should be in the jungle with your type!

if you are going to rib united fans, rib with the right topics how we are 7th on the table or how we are injury-plagued.

what's the meaning of di maria came to united cos of money? why did costa move to chelsea? because of garri or because of tubers of yam?

some of these chelsea fans are hopeless....na nateevs i pity pass, how he continues to survive with this level of filth is baffling. if nateevs was a prisoner, he would do a shawshank redemption - walk through a sewage filled with faeces for 200 yards to attempt escape

kr0ne:
In ur own case, na u start am. You were all over Nairaland advertising ur lines and calling out Ibime. I wonder if u had mistakenly bumped into Seun's bedroom too and u were so stubborn and adamant. I believe Ibime said that in retaliation

ibime is a gentleman, i am not.
ibime listens to boyz II men, i listen to wu-tang. if you think i would do the big brother ish here then you are joking.

in real world, this worm wouldn't step to me. he is the type i would toss a pound coin to shine my shoes or clean my windscreen. haven't you seen him? he looks like a shaved bird who probably hawks roasted corn in UNILAG to make ends meet.

kr0ne:
And I recall u diss stans yourself

while i make no error in hitting his mom with the bullets i sent to meet her.

iyabodeh:
Hi coogar

hi, iyabodeh....

Darkrebel:
its hatred. . I also hated ibime for saying thrash bout my verse without explaining. .despite the fact I didn't before.. he was arrogant...till he killed sauron and it changed.
fyh's may have liked him before but it changed due to ibime's comment..ibime should learn how to criticise with respect especially to newbies..go read his comment in fyh vs mikuz..if you were the one, won't you be hurt?.
they should settle...as for sauron...that one has always been a fool ..all he does is manipulate

your father is a vagabond.....
look at this useless animal coming online to spew balderdash. were you born feet first? we are querying your metal-hanger your poverty-stricken gibbon of a father used as the frame of his sunglasses and you are talking shyte!

look around you, your opinion doesn't count here. you are as worthless as a toilet fly. the only reason we let you say something here is because we want to deceive the people out there that we operate on equal rights. on this section, i am a god to you. you are obsessed with coogar - you are a stan!


@ kr0ne, don't fucking tell me to stop.

i woke up this morning to see that this lunatic had my name in his posts about a dozen times. he's bïtch-made......talking & gossiping like a twät. it's almost like someone force feed him with a woman's thick ovulates.

i am all out now till midnight to kill this nucca. you never see anything. by the time i am done, dark rebel would choose suicide as an option.

Ibime:
There is no war of words here.

You suppose act mature instead of fanning flames.

i ain't fanning any flame - i already said i don't begrudge your decision. at the end of the day, the battle could have come harder than that. i have seen better material from both textcees...

Mikuz could have come here to criticize me for singling out his wordplay, but instead Elymax did and you fanned the flames whilst FYH is holding grievance from 6 months ago borne out of illiteracy and putting mouth in the matter.

he did cos you singled out the ones he felt he was perfect. everything you said about kim as far as criticism goes is correct - i voted before you so we agreed on kim's rëtarded reaches & forced wordplays.

The tentacles line, I deducted point for two reaches in one scheme ie Two knees and tentacles. Both together in the same bar so I had to foul him.

this is just pedantry. if you had deducted 6 points from silly kin, i wouldn't have said a word but 2 knees/ten tackles?? i need to speak to your english teacher.

Your link above clearly shows us tentacles is pronounced exactly as my link

nah.....its not the same.
mine had the second vowel stressed more than yours. in a rapid-fire delivery, you won't know the difference.

ELYMAXiimus:
d thing just dey supprise me sha...
I welcome critics alot. It's what's helped me improve thus far...
But i no just understand all this one bis dey yarn...

bis cannot defend that anywhere.
yea, he was right with silicon & the other things he said about the battle.

tentacles no dey at all.
bis should apologise so we can move on. even if we agreed you lose, it wasn't land-slide. that's the weakest i have seen kim so he barely crossed the line.

i can take a debatable loss - so be proud of yourself. keep your head up bro. next time you would know what to avoid that can easily expose you to criticism. we all learn everyday.

Darkrebel:
super story

crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment.

see the lines you bit

wacko jacko ..useless biter

i guess you agree with me then you have been rusticated.

goodnight, darkie.
you have been sonned again & again & again. i own this title.

Darkrebel:
this bastard bragging bout PS4
hahahahah. poverty is a disease

but your father can't afford it na.
see the frame of his glasses - isn't that a naija metal-hanger? the same ish that hangs second hand pänties in yaba market?

Ibime:
Illiteracy won't save you, bitter man.

Go and learn how to pronounce tomb.

Nail son was a stretch, but peek a junior was fine.

let's not turn this into another war of words.

i actually respect your opinion on the ish cos to be honest, both battlers could have done better. they are both better than the nonsense verses they dropped and you had it very close but mennnnnnn - you cannot call tentacle bar a stretch or a reach.

it was perfect!

Darkrebel:
I sha banged your mother ..

useless biter. whoooo OLE !!!

you don't have a còck!

you better get your pen & learn. an intellectual debate is about to start. now that it's clear you have been rusticated from UNILAG, you can still achieve something in life by being a ghostwriter.

shut up & learn - don't follow the footsteps of your useless father. 70 years in life & yet he has less than N50,000 in asset. my PS4 console can buy your father.

Ibime:
Mr man stop promoting those who know less to wallow in ignorance. I deducted equal points from both emcees.

When someone has a phonetic misconception, I expect those who know better to educate them, not promote grievance.

Audio link for anyone who doesn't know how to pronounce tentacles below:

https://www.howtopronounce.com/tentacles/

nah, this is bullshyte!
it sounded even more like ten tackles down in your link.

now listen to this...
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/_/dict.aspx?rd=1&word=Tentacles

click the volume tab & hear how it's pronounced. there are many things you could have criticised in ely's written - tentacles was far far from it.

Darkrebel:
I have told you bbitch..I am having no verbal warfare with ya...fresh angles ko ...fresh angles ni

abeg shut up and park well ..am only exposing your biting nature....

crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment

idiot . bring your mama to my crib for 6 rounds the I ll' forgive you . useless BITER

you don't have a pënis!
you were in a headlock with teddy & she won. how can you then claim you can give 6 rounds? shameless goat.

oloshious nuisance.

Darkrebel:
Really? but she sucked my dick anyway...
you should have seen your mama craving for my liquid like her worthless life depended on it

you don't have a cöck.
you can't get it up - that was why you lost to a chic.

such a greedy slut..she wanted the whole thing for herself...she almost even BIT my dick jeez. why una like to dey bite for your family...
Na curse?

ask your mother that.
why did you bite out of her belly. she did to her mother too. dark rebel - your own don finish today.

the info keeps flooding my email - who have you offended. they must be friends of yours from facebook. the material i have with me now would stop you from posting again on this section.

brb.....make i read through it.

Darkrebel:
I fuckedd Teddy dogggy style. the same way I did ya mama and sister..; D

but you were fuckingg other people's lyrics by sinking your premolars

eyahhhhhhh e pain am ....

once again look at your C.V

crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment

teddy told me you were a virgin - the only male with a hymën. she took it with her as a trophy. you lost to teddy clearly - no debating!

you have been begging for a rematch & I bet if she steps into ring again, your balls are getting squished again.

Darkrebel:
shut the ffuck up BITER
biters don't have the right to correct people .
fagg

says the fool that transcribes UFF battles and still lose.

Ibime:
In tentacles, the a is not pronounced.

In tackles, the a is pronounced.

Phonetics is wonky in almost every wordplay in that battle.

you are talking rubbish!
ten tackles & tentacles are perfectly the same pronunciation. he's rapping so the words come out fast to even notice the stress on the 2nd vowel.

this is what i dislike about you.
i don't begrudge your overall decision but bringing up pedantry to sink someone is just a bit classless.

Ibime:
Term = Germ = Sperm

Tam = Pam = Sam.

It's not forced, it's your accent.

Both you and Mikuz got criticised for wordplays, don't gripe over it.

what about tentacles?
is it forced?

Darkrebel:
shut the ffuck up bastard
are you saying all these was a coincidence
crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
insomnia / resisted arrest
Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
nun's cloth/ smoking habit
bit heir/here
pH/basic
trip a broad/ oversea employment
BITER ..whooooo OLE !!!!!! THIEF!!

you don't have fresh angles - i have killed you again today with heavenly disses. go and prepare for tomorrow . from now to christmas - you are officially my bïtch to diss. by the time i am done with you, you would report me to doyin okupe for cyber-bullying.