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Reyginus:
Lol. Wow! In essence, giving equal preparatory time you are better than coogar?

he's not better than my dog.

he cannot punch, his multis are wack, his structure is non-existent. i will not reduce myself to his level & give him a battle. david beckham will not fight with a LASTMA official.

the dark rebel has the lowest rank on NL. ask around. no one respects his verses. he only has ample time to write rubbish - he's been expelled from UNILAG. he cannot go home & he cannot attend lectures.

in the next 6 months, he would be shot as a result of following fools like himself to go & rob. he's a loser, a nobody. his curse has been established from the day of his birth.

Darkrebel:
Of course....is it what siddogg scripted for him that is making him feel on top of the world?
siddogg house was robbed and he wasn't in the right mindset to script thus he didn't put in his best...
I swear...give me three good days to script for this wack biter...I would beat him so bad he will deactivate his account

in 100 years, you won't reach my level.
rapping is an innate ability - you just don't write cos you want to feel cool & be like coogar(the rap zeus).

you made this mouth against nearly every textcee here & you got killed like a boar. stop reaching the heights your ancestors cannot even aspire. there's a universe of difference between where i am at & where you still are.

Darkrebel:
this is -- super Novel

that was before I discovered you were a Useless Biter ..lol I didn't even know you bit the lines I was defending you for ..hahahaha. ..Jesus..I never see your type before ...

stop lying, stanley!
i am sure your room is covered with print-outs of my verses on NL. you bloody faggöt! i saw all your PMs but i ignored them because you are not worthy enough to chat with the Coog offline.

go & smoke your papa's cremated cöck.

[s]abeg look at your stats below.. don't change the Topic

you are a BITER
you bit -- crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
you bit --insomina / resisted arrest
you bit-- Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
you bit-- nun's cloth/ smoking habit
you bit heir/here
you bit -- pH/basic
you bit -- trip a broad/ oversee employment
go and die wack BITER ...you have no shame or
dignity...biting rappers up and down
pig ..WHOOOOOOO OLE !!!BITER. ..[/s]

he keeps repeating himself like a broken record.

let's check your stats.....

you have bitten dizaster
bitten kendrick lamar
bitten hollow da don
bitten DNA
bitten charron
hell, you even bit 5 facebookers....

on top of that, you have lost 15 battles on NL. you are weaker than your father's flaccid cöck. you should kill yourself. useless son of a gorilla father!

Darkrebel:
[s]**singing-- This is Super Story

don't change topic ..

look at your stats below


you bit -- crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
you bit --insomina / resisted arrest
you bit-- Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
you bit-- nun's cloth/ smoking habit
you bit heir/here
you bit -- pH/basic
you bit -- trip a broad/ oversee employment
go and die wack BITER ...you have no shame or
dignity...biting rappers up and down
pig ..WHOOOOOOO OLE !!!BITER. .. [/s]

this doesn't change anything - you are my stan! about 3 months ago, this was what you wrote and you only became bitter after i told you point-blank that you are better off hunting for rodents than penning rhymes.

iamaromoeleran: i dont think you know how long ve been following you on nairaland...a. a fan man..

trust me you have MANY FANS AND U DONT EVEN KNOW...EVEN THOSE THAT HATE YOU LIKE YOUR RHYMES BUT THEY WONT SAY IT...YOUR D.OPE DUDE...DONT RELENT......//// I KNEW HE BIT THE LINES--- I DEFENDED YOU AND SAID THEY WERE YOUR LINES--COOGAR...I WAS SUPPORTED BY A FELLOW NAIRALANDER.........HE LATER ADMITTED HE BIT IT BUT I TOLD THE JUDGES NOT TO DISQUALIFY AFTERALL ITS JUST AN INTERNET BATTLE------ IF YOU THINK AM LYING HERE'S THE LINK TO THE FACEBOOK BATTLE--READ THE COMMENTS AND EVERTHING ----https://www./237889079736729/281030342089269/?comment_id=282503488608621&notif_t=like

from this evidence, it's clear you are a stan!

Reyginus:
Lol.
You know, one thing I learned in the course of learning is, if I step into an unfamiliar subject or a seemingly familiar subject and behold the veteran proponents clinging toward a particular understanding or description, and I am on the opposite, I have to reexamine my position.
The same thing I think should be applied here. If you don't see what the veterans who consider him dope see then you should doubt your position and adjust in your understanding of the game. That is just the plain truth.

so you actually believe what he's saying?
this dude followed me for 2 years before joining NL. he said so himself. he's a stan & he would soon kill his pregnant girlfriend in a suicide murder just because he got ignored. i would rather make teddymiyaki my protege than a bitter disgraceful bastard like darkrebel.

Darkrebel:
hahahahah ..who be that? ..peter I know..Paul I know...but that man?..he must be the man that ffucked your mama's asss

look at your stats below..

that's your father....
you passed the paternity test revealed by kr0ne. this is the man that büttfucked your mother to have you.

[s]you are a BITER
you bit -- crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
you bit --insomina / resisted arrest
you bit-- Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
you bit-- nun's cloth/ smoking habit
you bit heir/here
you bit -- pH/basic
you bit -- trip a broad/ oversee employment
go and die wack BITER ...you have no shame or
dignity...biting rappers up and down
pig ..WHOOOOOOO OLE !!!BITER. .. [/s]

...haha

you know you have nothing to write when you put up nonsense like this. darkrebel, what are you even writing for? all the textcees on NL are better than you. why don't you become a promoter instead of deceiving yourself you have any rapping skill.

you freestyle? with who? bus drivers?

Darkrebel:
you are a BITER
you bit -- crack heads/Whitney Houston from
Disaster
you bit --insomina / resisted arrest
you bit-- Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat
you bit-- nun's cloth/ smoking habit
you bit heir/here
you bit -- pH/basic
you bit -- trip a broad/ oversee employment

go and die wack BITER ...you have no shame or
dignity...biting rappers up and down
pig ..WHOOOOOOO OLE !!!BITER. ..

..I have your time today too. ..oloshi

https://sunnewsonline.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Gabriel-Adekunle-oba.jpg

* his LIES AND BLABBERS/ that he RIDES AND HAMMERS/ this agege bread eater , DISGUISED SHAWARMA/ but when krone blew his cover, and DEFILED THE 'BASTARD'/ he came out in public and DENIED HIS FATHER!!!/

darkrebel - denying his father like peter denied christ.

we ask again, is this your father or not?

Darkrebel:
you are a BITER

you bit -- crack heads/Whitney Houston from Disaster

you bit --insomina / resisted arrest

you bit-- Abe Lincoln/ brains/ cinema seat

you bit-- nun's habit/ smoking habit

you bit heir/here
you bit -- pH/basic

go and die wack BITER ...you have no shame or dignity...biting rappers up and down

pig ..WHOOOOOOO OLE !!!BITER. ..

and what do you have?
your father got exposed & you quickly changed usernames - instead of you to hide and never come back, you are still here dragging aromoeleran in the mud.

lemme go & find that picture again. someone wants me to post it again & analyse the similarities between you & the gorilla father.
hold on - i am treating your fück-ups today and putting you down like a rabid dog that you are.

you dunno who you messing with - by the time i am done with you, you would change usernames again & become bornagain.....

Darkrebel:
at least I didn't BITE...
teddybiyasi bleeped me...bla bla .. who cares?

sstupid BITER ....

swear on your father's shrivelled còck we didn't find dizaster's line against DNA in your verse. you bite every battle & still lose.

Darkrebel:
keep typing your long novel ...I won't even read...I will just keep reminding you that you are a worthless BITER...
wack Eminem wannabe....oloshi may god punish you

and what are you?
you bite & still lose. if you don't bite, you won't even be able to write anything. you tried jacking my style & it didn't work for you.

Iceskidd:
You're the fool... No one knows me but I don't beg for their attention like you.. Everyone here dislikes your stupiid attitude.. Wack_ass attention seeking cock sucker. Idiat .. Don't bother to reply stupiid fagggot

when you see a guy seeking attention like he does, it's because of a disturbing childhood. darkrebel's father used to rapë him when he was young. he was constantly fed sëmen which his dad told him was a protein milk-shake.

Darkrebel:
this bastard called Sauron / cooger aka the King Biter is asking Mikuz to ban me ..hahahababab oponu ..is it because you have been exposed?
fool ....I dey beg you before? ode

expose who?
look at this mumu - you can't even expose your illiterate father with eczema teeth. kr0ne exposed him for us. if i have a father like that with a face of a mushin armed robber, i would go to court & disown him.

yes, you should be banned for constituting a nuisance on this forum. people get to beef here but its never gotten past this section. your own is pure malice surrounded with jealousy & envy - and its toxic to this community.

go & learn online etiquette & how to be more social. you have self esteem issues - i don't blame you though. constantly force-feeding you with your father's cüm got you here. you need spiritual deliverance.

Darkrebel:
coogar is a wack biter ....everyone knows..he uses months to write a single verse and its still wack and bitten ..

your mother is a wack bitër....
she uses incisors to bite every còck in her vicinity. unlike you, there's nothing to prove. i have battled all the relevant cats on this forum - nothing else to prove.

as for you, you are a nobody!
no one respects you. teddy fuckëd you & squeezed her soaked menstrual pad in your mouth to prove you are bïtch-made!

Darkrebel:
stop typing long boring shitt..
no one respects a BITER ....my verses are more humorous and witty than your mumu verses...your verses are stiff and don't fit rap battles...

the verses that has brought more decisive victories than any of your family members can achieve. i am well-respected in every section on this forum. you are the one people don't respect - no one even quoted any of your useless lines in the compilation apart from the ones you were hyping yourself.

you have the self esteem of a midget!

its only your use of English that makes your verses even up to average...your raps are BORING ..and you are a BITER!!! tell your mum to suck your dick if its paining you....hahaha BITERRRR WhOooooo

go & smoke your father's pübic hair!
afterall, he's a gorilla.....he spent half of his miserable years in a forest. his pubes must give the same "high" as the indian hemp.

no one respects a man that got beaten by a babe. you are a disgrace to manhood - you are the type that would call the cops cos your wife beat you up....

omo, see reach everywhere.

i will be back with my verds though - this would be very interesting.

stay tuned, fellas!

my verdict

opener - elymax
mikuz reached a lot in that opener. "team mar ya"? really? in an opener? come on, kim.....you are better than this. there's a better quatrain in your script that would have given you the edge if you had placed it as the opener.

elymax came with a simple scheme but he hit more than you did with his superman/script tonight. yes, this angle is very familiar but it edges team mar ya for me.

rhymes - TIE!!
both were consistent with their multis. mikuz never disappoints in this category though - i respect his perfect rhyming ability but elymax wasn't a slouch here as well. he had some tight multis. no one edged the other in this category so it's a tie for me

similie/metaphors - mikuz
mikuz slightly edges this category. people say he uses football references a lot but so what? we are a football nation & he knows this already - he writes what an average reader can grab without hassles. i thought kim was consistent throughout.

elymax came heavy too but not as consistent as mikuz for me. he had some sick metas but then you have to completely overpower a battle animal like mikuz to edge him & that means 2-3 metaphors per verse.

personal - elymax
this elymax dude seems to have written his personals already even before this battle was booked. how did he remember all this ish. mikuz didn't come hard enough or maybe elymax has no criminal or scandalous history.

the sleakid angle was fünny as fück! sorry kim, i graded that higher than your barber tough angle. i mean, make shyte up if you don't have something to say about your opponent. every point counts in a tournament.

punchlines - elymax
it's either mikuz slëpt on his opponent or he's battle-rusty. elymax bodied kim here & it ain't even funny. his punchlines were so unpredictable. he takes you to the left & when you think you are going left, he delivers the punch from a right haymaker. he was very impressive.

ground rules bar got me spinning. torch the brain/enlightened mind was dope as f@ck. mikuz had some fresh ideas too but i expected more from a vet. mikuz is definitely better than this as far as this criterion is concerned. without a doubt, ely got this.

wordplay - TIE!!
as far as wordplay goes, this is one of the worst scripting i have read. you guys had millions of reaches. why are y'all forcing wordplays like team mar ya/arms ta damn to a tournament? this isn't FFR, folks.....i would rather have overused wordplays than forced ones.

that being said, there were a few decent ones but from 2 seasoned battle animals like y'all, it should be more. we love wordplays, it tells us you guys actually sat down to write something to entertain us fans. i am tying you guys on this - i was disappointed all through.

go & take lessons from ibime - "brat is lava"

flow - elymax
elymax's line compression was ebola-ish. he was very sick with it. mikuz musta been high on something toxic to pen some of his never-ending bars like he did here. is this rustiness or underestimation?

there's no flow in this verse - the last line went on & on like GEJ's budget speech.....

The fool is lacking in cyphers/ recently he spit what niggas hardly admire/ but every punch I've landed is fire/
. . So if he makes any funny move, my gun lll give him a 'Bare knee' when I blast the 'Mack at E' . . like shooting the 'South African striker'!!/

come on, kim. compress your lines. minimum words possible to deliver the same message.

closer - mikuz
elymax didn't say shyte in that closer. i guess he musta been fatigued by the time he got to that last verse. what's wrong with you, elymax? pick your best 2 verses - stick one on the top & the one at the bottom. that's 2 extra points if you place your bars appropriately.

mikuz didn't really do justice as well but at least he hit harder than elymax on his way out so he got this simply because elymax said nothing to leave the readers say wow. both of una deserve mopol-flogging. opener(start with a bang), closer(end with a bigger bang).


MVGT - elymax

Lagunna:
coogar, abeg drop ur verd here..

https://www.nairaland.com/2000115/nl-king-tournament-semi-final

make una no vex, my people.
i would do justice to that thread right away.

Reyginus:
Lol. Does this mean you can beat coogar if you are allowed to do battle?

the fool cannot even beat teddymiyaki....

he claims he does freestyles - how can an illiterate who doesn't have a correct diction win a freestyle battle? can the fool even punch? the only battle he has decisively won was against a textcee that wasn't prepared at all for the brawl.

JigsawKillah:
You be goat!
I'm done with your childish
stunts
You're just too childish
Move on pig
Don't even bother to quote me

mikuz is a weak fool if he doesn't ban this simpleton completely - i don't see what the vagabond adds to this section apart from whining like a bïtch suffering from PMS. i see a frustrated bästard who is jealous that he cannot write better lines & about 30 textcees here are better than him.

mikuz, ban blackrebel now!

Darkrebel:
well everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion ...the only battle mik really impressed was versus ibime...at least he do many of those his babyish boring football name plays .....and how can you say mik's opener was better? so superman/script tonight was inferior to b- team mar ya? ....lol ..i am done arguing

shut up your fücking mouth...

all you do is criticise & when we read your bars, there's nothing intelligent in them. it's either you bite dizaster or write something only inscrutable leprechauns like yourself can decipher.

are you comparing your foolish self to kim? his football schemes are better than anything you have written ever in your life - look at this irresponsible son of a worthless father claiming rights on NL - is it not the same fool with stretches in his lines when he first posted?

you wrote like a 4-year-old kid that suffers from trisomy-13. i am surprised mikuz hasn't banned you completely here. all you do is add nuisance value to threads with the curse that has persistently followed your family. no wonder your mother died of obesity few years ago. she was so fat - her shirt had stretch marks.

Darkrebel:
I didn't tag you pig...I said cooger. your name is coogar not cooger.
keep quiet mongrel...
you are nothing a wack biter...Mr. sauron/Hannibal/jackall/zamua/ rap devil and now coogar...
go Bleep your mama

how can you tag me when it's well documented your mother lost her virginity to a vigilante group in your village? you have to respect a historian like myself.

your nuisance value on this section is becoming alarming. you went from aromo-eleran to darkrebel and 10 other monikers and yet no one buys your shyte. you have lost 15 battles on NL. you belong to FB where recto-cranially inverted peasants like your gorilla father dwell.

Darkrebel:
lol ..whatever he is ...cooger . sauron, saruman, hannibal or animal ……he is still a useless wack biter in my eyes...

your father is a useless wack morön in our eyes. so after i destroyed your family tree, you are still here - i guess you have gathered your cojones again to take fresh beatdowns.

i am well capable of delivering those blows to you - seeing that you are a bastärd of epic proportions & bastärds always crave for more punishments. you are a masochist. after exposing the eczema in your father's teeth, i now have even more information that your gorilla father has no tësticles.

christabeli:
Afraid?

afraid of what?

beeevan:
Coogar just give me recommendations and let me decide how sullied they really are .

i know about 3 of them - very ripe for marriage if the "right" man comes. who are you doing this for? your brother?

beeevan:
Nkwerre or Nkwelle I guess, don't know which is correct. I don't know the LGA, but am sure you will find your way. I heard brides are cheap in Utuku, i need some recommendations. Which family breeds the best yards of wife materials there? .

thanks for the info......
ituku babes are cheap - they have all been touched & sullied by coogar & friends.

AirborneLacer:
Owerri, Nkwerri, Mbaano and Mbaise.
Families there become stinking billionaires after their daughter's wedding

nice!
i will go with nkwerre. hopefully, i won't regret my decision.

beeevan:
3 times Coogar .

biko, where in imo state is the most expensive village to get a bride? that is where i want to go. i need the name of the LGA & the family compound/name.

beeevan:
Just load the babe 4gallon and come for marriage 2 years later to check the condition of the list, if the same, go and come back 10 years later .

byvan!
beevan!!
beeevan!!!

how many times did i call you? you are a criminal.

freshdude2:
The other guy brought two lists, let's just keep our fingers crossed.

any list that doesn't include bra & white "paheinnnnnt" is very fine by me.

draj93:
. it is not working, i see no survey at all.

you cannot see this page after pressing the blue download button?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1868362_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

pogolowa1: I knew she had all this in her but she kept on promising she would change.

you have made your bed, kindly lie in it. i have no iota of pity for anyone who see flaws in their partners before walking the aisle, press ahead to marry the partner, only to then start complaining after 24 months.

you have signed for better for worse with this woman & that includes worse behaviour(anger, cold shoulders, disrespecting your family members, kitchen-lazy, unfriendly attitude, etc). you cannot complain, bro.

keep fasting & praying!

freshdude2:
So, why are you telling us? Because you no see iPhone 6, iPad Air and Macbook Pro 22 abi, no be una fault! Anyway, is your cousin interested in buying the babe or not, there are other customers on the line, please comot make dem see road! How do you know she's not the only daughter in the entire clan?!

this is a respectable list....
at least, there's no white bra & "paheinnnnnt" this time around.

draj93:
help bro, d download link is nt coming up oo

the download button is at the bottom of the page. complete a survey & it will allow you to complete the download. i have not tried it personally though, but the folks on that site said it worked for them.

AfricanApple:
just how many women have u eff in ur life to know one can't bleed twiceor was dat what u studied

.......more than the number of months you have spent on this planet.

kandiikane:
you talk a lot of shyt, lol, I think you meant to say the prince of goats.

you need deliverance!
when next are you going to court?

kandiikane:
Look at you speeding to somewhere no one asked you to go. Was this what I was talking about? Go sleep, you are drunk.

i can go anywhere - i control time & space, that's why they call me the prince of persia.

2buff:
In YOUR case coogar after paying 50 million dollar worth of brideprice/list, I'm sure you won't ever forgive the slave/cattle for its insolence.

haha - i won't even forgive a cheating girlfriend that is yet to collect brideprice from me, let alone a wife that actually did.

think about it - a woman who willingly let another man invade her property must have had it planned out & she must have been ready for the consequences.

kandiikane:
Isn't the personal experience about my va.gina? Who spoke of lusting? You are drunk,go sleep.

what makes you think i have an interest in what you look like näked? if i do, i would have asked you.....

hell, i don't even know what you look like.

dre11:
A woman will forgive u and nag out life out of ur existence if she feels any changes in you. ........

But because a man won't want to nag......
He will release or won't want to take back the lady

any man who forgives a cheating wife is a möron. there would always be trust issues after the infidelity so what's the point.

if i am ever caught cheating, i won't beg anyone for forgiveness. i will apologise for hurting her but i won't beg to be taken back cos if the roles are reversed, i won't take her back.

kandiikane:
Typical you to be asking about my vagi.na. go sleep!

i didn't ask about that - i asked if what you wrote up there is from personal experience... kandiikane, don't start tonight - i don't lust after such, i am a vïrgin.

kr0ne:
I go find out sha

go & find out.....

i will have da brat, missy elliot, remy martin, lil kim, eve, etc.

kr0ne:
And the Lady of Rage? Haba! Have u forgotten she was the only noteworthy female in 2Pac's crew?

lady of rage won't even be in the top 10.

go & buy the fugees album - pay attention to lauryn's rhymes & that was around 96. she's too intellectual to even be compared to lady of rage. lady of rage is a death row chic. 2pac met her at deathrow, not the other way round. if anything, dr. dre brought lady of rage up!

kandiikane:
many women without hymens still bleed sometimes from cuts and bruises, if there isn't enough lubrication....


P.s. There can be other causes oo. Cancer even, so if you can't see or feel the source of bleeding, go to your doctor.

kandii, is this from personal experience?