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kr0ne:lauryn hill is the best female rapper ever. don't even put her in the same crew as lil kim, eve, sole, or missy elliot! |
RuuDie:[img]http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/damm-ice-cube-chris-tucker-friday-film.gif[/img] |
dein77:forgive an adulteress? i would rather keep a dozen black mambas in my bedroom. |
tpia6:what kinda human being does background checks before befriending another? in most cases, people become friends before they even get to start talking about family & other issues. |
Nihilist:you don't play FUT.....you need help! ![]() set it up, lemme use your head to crack coconut this evening. |
LooNat11kk:you won that battle on FB.... FB stuff don't count here - if you think you are dopë, let's have a rematch here & let's see if limerick won't eat your intestine raw. i can even sweeten the match-up with £50 prize. winner takes all. |
kr0ne:he's putting his own tired lines there himself. no one respects a loonat11kk. ![]() |
sexymoma:tell me more from your experience ![]() |
kr0ne is better than loonat11kk |
draj93:follow these steps.... http://4downgames.com/2014/10/fifa-15-origin-activation-product-code.html?m=1 |
wrongturn: * his LIES AND BLABBERS/ that he RIDES AND HAMMERS/ this agege bread eater , DISGUISED SHAWARMA/ but when krone blew his cover, and DEFILED THE 'BASTARD'/ he came out in public and DENIED HIS FATHER!!!/ FYH: ............this brawl is forkin waste/ after this, u don't deserve another taste/ coz u need more work to up ur game/ but if ur desperate to reach my level .........try typin ur WORDS IN UPPERCASE!//............. siddoggg: Am closing down this queer/ .. . . .if only he knew me/ . . . .he should have been cloning a newbie/ . . . . cos I punched him blank and. . . . and don't see this c*nt reacting . . . . if he was rehearsing a nollywood movie!!!/*country acting*......................... ThePrekky: NL's Unbeaten, my every shot results in killings/ with stun gun that finish twerps/ so in the long run I'll finish first/ cos Im usain bolt. . blazing every track . .while u barely cover laps. . .like büm-shots & mini skirts!/ mikuz: I got mad lovers/ from his VILLAGE to AHOADA/ but his flows hardly pass borders/ Ibime: I present Prekky as a living sacrifice/ and make his father cry/ |
nateevs:united? every fücking club in the UK aspires to be like united. the day you can get adidas to put £75m per year on your shirt, gimme a call. ![]() |
rezzy:you can't bleed twice.... it's a one-off moment - not to be repeated again & some women don't even bleed at all throughout the process. it's nothing to bother about...... |
dayuuuuuuuum see bars!!!! |
moca:ituku of course. me & my crew are landing on the 20th. i pity the maidens in the village this year. dem go hear weeeeeeeeeeen! |
rezzy:perhaps she was on her period the 2nd & the 3rd time. ![]() |
moca:moca my neighbour. i have not been seeing you at the market lately. did you travel? |
Djicemob:so much better... nas is a poet - when he's on his shyte, he has several one liners that can destroy the entire album of other rappers. canibus is a monster - his weaving around of words & he sets up his punches are heavenly. he was so far ahead of his time until he got black-balled. Seriously bro, at the end of the day it all boils down to preference and choice.Even skyB can be better than rakim to some and you can't blame them.For me Em is dope but the way he words his verses,his voice,his distorted flow and everything has been nothing but annoying to me.I respect your choice though.annoying voice verbiage subject matter content ------all these things don't affect the skill. besides, saying eminem has a distorted flow is the lie of the century. eminem has the best flow in the rap since 1998. even jay-z applauded his flow. Lumyboi:the lyrical content is because of skin colour. you want eminem to rap about black power or the struggles of a black man in america? can you not see the difference here? what eminem raps about is his childhood experience - and that's because of who he is. if he copies what rakim, jay-z or nas rap about then he's fake! he is not about that kinda laugh. he never sold drugs on the avenue - he's a trailer park hilly-billy so i have no problem with his subject matter. that is the only life he knows. |
Zexten:it's fair to say you are an idïot! paul never wrote in greek - the europeans are just feeding you with fluff & you have swallowed fluff all your life. paul's people never accepted paul wrote in greek - the people paul wrote to never learnt greek. the person paul wrote about was not greek. See, you're the one wasting my morning. I have to teach you the same thing over and over again. Also, it is too early in the morning to be a clown, alright? If he wrote the letter to the church at Ephesus, then they were mostly Gentile greek-speakers.no, they weren't gentile greek-speakers! they all spoke aramaic & their native tongue was aramaic. you need to go back & read from the jews themselves what they feel about this myth that paul wrote in greek. If you like let your parents be Jews that doesn't stop you from being ignorant. You still are. And stop saying "Jewish" and Israeli as if they aren't synonyms. Also, Yom Kippur isn't a place, it's an observation - a day of holiness.you are a consummate retärd! who else on this planet doesn't know jews, isrealites & hebrews mean the same thing. i can use any term to describe them - if you are too mentally-rëtarded to follow the pace of the discussion, swallow pills of cod liver oil to boost your retentive memory yom kippur is a day of atonement and jews normally go to a temple to pray. it's an event, not just a day.....mumu! And attending bat mitzvah doesn't stop you from still being wrong. *sigh* I'm already tired of you. I think I will just go back to bed. Sleep is better than ignorance sha.you have the IQ of a pubic louse. attending bar mitzvah means i have had one v one discussions with people who know better than you do & they have told me that paul's greek letters were lies & it's another conspiracy of the europeans to take someone else's credits as theirs. there's no sane jew living today that believes paul wrote any letter in greek. yes go to bed - your putrescent body odour is not helping matters at all. you are so poor in spirit, you dream in black & white. God has no gender? what an effing disgrace. if we scratch long enough, you would tell us jesus was a woman......but the apostles that documented his story lied he was a man. |
tpia's mid-life crisis continues to rage. ![]() |
Zexten:don't make me shred your credibility like a blender this early morning - you are talking nonsense. the truth is - paul never wrote in greek......that's just one of the western antics of brainwashing a media sheep like yourself. it begs the question - why would we accept, with no actual evidence, that a book written by an aramaic speaker, about an aramaic-speaker, to an audience of jewish, israeli, assyrian and aramean aramaic-speakers, be written in any other language but aramaic? yet you talk of logic - an attribute you are yet to display here. my neighbours in my teenage years were mostly jewish people......i have been to yom kippur & attended several bar mitvzahs to school you on the topic so shut your mouth. that was how they told you christopher columbus discovered america as if there weren't people there before him. paul couldn't have written in greek - the people he wrote to couldn't have understood the language - that's just common sense. |
Zexten:that assertion has been debunked many moons ago. you must be new to this topic..... paul wrote in aramaic - his native tongue is aramaic. the fact that you even rely on wikipedia tells me you don't qualify at all to have this discourse with me. http://nazarenespace.com/m/blogpost?id=2182335%3ABlogPost%3A111511 http://www.v-a.com/bible/hebrews.html as per the gender ish - are you sure you didn't see a pair of brëasts on jesus christ? since God the father has no gender, it follows God the son shouldn't have a gender too. according to your logic, jesus was neither he nor she. ![]() |
moonraker:you make loads of sense, bro it is insane to waste that amount of coins on those players - i mean, do the sellers even have any conscience? i just looked at the market now & the price of suarez is ridiculous.....he's not even done much this season. www.nairaland.com/attachments/1864753_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188 www.nairaland.com/attachments/1864754_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188 ofcourse Tevez would be miles better than messi, Have you seen this weeks IF Tevez? The guy has like 88 PHY and 90 Shot :0. The problem here is that Messi is weak. He can get shoved off the ball very easily and this year fifa requires PACE and strength.i sold tevez after a while & replaced him with aguero. guess what? the cheap cavani even gets more goals than aguero for me. i am now in division 4, i need 3 more points to gain promotion to division 3. i may sell aguero tonight. he costs too much for what he is delivering.....the goalie parries whatever shot he takes. search suarez now. he was only in packs like 2.3weeks ago. That guy goals took my team from division 7 to division 5. He is a match winner.i just did, his price isn't palatable. the only plus is i have cavani, if i get him in a pack, the uruguay connection should preserve the team chemistry. Cavani was OK for me but ermm i wasnt convinced plus, just like ibra, Ligue one is hard to link up this year, unless ofcourse you decide to go fori have a full squad of argentine players including di maria, aguero, mascherano, rojo, lamela, banega, etc. cavani is the only exception cos he scores plenty of goals for me. These are the strikers i have used by rankingfingers crossed for the kinda players i will open in the packs tonight. i will start opening them in the next 30 mins. ![]() |
Zexten:you are a big olodo! the original text was in aramaic - aramaic is hebrew. paul is hebrew! you lack intelligence to even have a discourse as sensitive as this - telling me God the father has no gender....God the son has no gender? you are a disgrace! Zexten:so father & son have no gender? ![]() |
Zexten:so God the father is a she? ![]() Zexten:Jesus submitting to his mother is your best example? so Mary is Jesus' wife? why do you people troll on a daily basis just to score cheap brownie points? were we not commanded to obey & honour our parents? is that not a standard practise? Zexten:you were told to submit to your husband & he's to love you in return. the only snag is the submission responsibility on your part has to be free will, not forced or imposed. Chill, did you forget to read Ephesians 5:21 or you just like to skip over parts? I won't be surprised - cognitive dissonance, confirmation bias and all. Twisting God's word, selecting the one you like. Smh.i have read everything about ephesians 5 - i even went further to read the original texts in aramaic to avoid words that may have been lost in translation. it's as clear as daylight that men have been given the leadership role in the family. if you then find yourself with a man that cannot lead then you shouldn't have married him in the first place. women should marry men that are capable of leading them. that's exactly what that passage in the bible tells me. |
moonraker:11 million? word? i thought they are more expensive on playstation platform. damn, how do you guys manage? messi on loan is a waste of time - he's not adaptable at all. i bought tevez(50,000) last week & i added a chemistry style "finisher" as a consumable item to him & he was scoring goals at will - better than messi on loan did for me in his yeye 4-match loan. i play a guy yesterday who had messi and my defensive of IF chiellini and Kompany closed him down.IF chiellini & kompany would murder any striker to be honest. i hope i get an IF striker tonight - i have been told early hours of the morning is the best time to open the packs - i dunno how far this is true.oh, btw. Better try Suarez now. he is the best striker i have used so far on 15 and believe me, i have tried them all.never even seen suarez in the transfer market. have you tried cavani? he's my best goalscorer ever. he ruins my team chemistry but i ain't selling him till i get messi. cavani at (86 rating) is not bad at all. |
Limerick:ok, approved! do your thing......just make sure you pack heat this time around. ksslib is the most-improved textcee around - he's closing the gap at an astronomical speed. sleep on him & get decapitated. ![]() kr0ne:i ain't supporting him.... for putting out an idea that i already planned using should even get him an automatic L but then skill recognises skill. |
Shirley07:tell me, how can a man be a slüt? it's an exclusive preserve of your gender - chasing after e-characters online. don't you have any decorum? does your husband know you are here seeking attention desperately to cushion your clïtoral erëctions? go & find a fellow woman like yourself to trade words with. don't you know when to stop? we are tired of your rants - i will pay you to deactivate your NL account. just fücking pïss off. this thread was never about you, miss pinocchio. |
Limerick:it seems you have apollo..... better write a structured verse in your rematch - you are not qualified yet to write a twisted script until general coogar attempts it.... |
Shirley07:so how would the spërm thrive without the help of the semën then? from the stuff you wrote up there, can you not see the semên is the key ingredient in this ish? mumu! Are you counting the many things I've taught your ruminating As$?says the idiòt that feels seminal vesicles that store the sêmen is located outside a man's body. you need lobotomy! Back to you being a sperm donor, a female can go to a sperm bank and get the job by herself whereas a man can't. Now, that's what we call a project planner, Ruminant.and where did that sëmen come from? from s goat? can a man not get a surrogate mom to carry his child to term too abi are you recto-cranially inverted? I'm telling you once again, a kick to your groin is what it take for you to be a dead meat. I'm sure you don't doubt that or If you do, get a toddler to kick that for you.a kick to my groin won't achieve nada. you only want to book a direct flight to lucifer. i would smack you so hard your creator would clap for me in heaven. what a dolt! |
there are hidden gems all over but the limerick's structuring needs help though. i can understand what he was trying to do with those lines but i had the idea months back to write in a way the punches & the set-ups are not too glaring. the audience have gotten lazy lately - they just read the sentence that has the punchline & hover to the next verse to read the punchline. if y'all aren't going to appreciate the effort these textcees put in for free then let the twisted scripting begins. ![]() now back to the issue at hand...... i think limerick took the opener, punchlines, wordplay, simile & wordplay. ksslib decisively took the closer, personal, flow and rhymes. i was disappointed a bit in ksslib a bit cos he had a million angles to attack limerick with but he didn't strangulate him like he should do. using the guideline, i have it as limerick 8-6 ksslib. MVGT - limerick |
Shirley07:shut the fück up & stop talking like a consummate rëtard, don't you know when to stop embarrassing yourself in public? if you are desperately hörny then find a plastic dïck and get off..... this is the problem with women like you - your hormones rule over you. you always want to have a tug-of-words with the boys whenever you are ovulating. please zip up your fly - none of us here is interested in what you are offering. even the primary aggressor has since left the thread - what do you want? is this how you talk to your husband at home? do we look like your husband? when fools like you won't marry your companion - they go for the highest bidder & then get bored after the wedding. go fück yourself, you cadaverous looking slüt |
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