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Family › Re: Why Mothers Should Be More Honoured And Respected Than Fathers. by coogar: 11:40pm On Nov 08, 2014
Stillfire:
The same way Nigerian girls run after expatriates in Nigeria. grin I guess those expatriates will claim they are the salt of the earth and honey in the honeycomb. grin grin grin
it's mostly to do with foreign currency. dollar bills are more handsome than

Which yeye research? Besides I can never ever believe women chase Nigerian men. Nigerian men are ho,,rny 24/7. They are the hunters. I've lived it, I've seen it, I breathe it. grin
how did 2face end up having 3 babymoms? grin


At innocent me's expense?
no one is innocent.


Tell an african man to eat out, let's see if he won't start poking iya basira the food seller. grin Were you not here where some entitled men were against gadgets in the home to make life easy for the wife? I mean why won't the African woman have a permanent hardened stare on her face.
they were just pulling your legs......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:39pm On Nov 08, 2014
chrisley024:
How are we sure the problem is not from here. Most of our players out on loan are yet to cop injury.
they are relaying the training pitch at carrington. hopefully, it would mark the end of these useless injuries. rafael quietly got injured - no one can explain how & when.
Family › Re: Nigerian Bride Who 'waited Till Her Wedding Night' Tells Her Inspiring Story by coogar: 10:37pm On Nov 08, 2014
moca:
Ehen now cheesy
Do u want guys to call him juu guy cheesy

I was joking about bill gate o.
But I heard most nerds r virgins and if na female she may probably die a virgin.
Don't know how true that is sha
they are virgins not because they are moralists or religious. they are virgins cos girls didn't want their types. grin
Family › Re: Nigerian Bride Who 'waited Till Her Wedding Night' Tells Her Inspiring Story by coogar: 10:36pm On Nov 08, 2014
freecocoa:
Coogar coogar, anything wey consign toto and prick dey sweet you well well.
honestly, this virginity issue needs to be looked into. babes who are not attractive enough to even spark the interest of okada men would then turn round & say they are virgins.

the picture below is the winner of the virginity awards organised annually by an NGO in nigeria.

[img]http://2.bp..com/-WyptP1k5SkI/UfzzVZbQxkI/AAAAAAAAApk/7raLAPNN5Sc/s1600/Miss+virginity.jpg[/img]

are you surprised any of them is a virgin. i mean, who would shäg these babes? cheesy grin
Family › Re: Nigerian Bride Who 'waited Till Her Wedding Night' Tells Her Inspiring Story by coogar: 10:24pm On Nov 08, 2014
Stillfire:
What do you think the forbidden fruit stand for? Your hymen of course! grin grin grin
Eve ate it that is why we will continue to have power over you despite the noise!!!!!!!!!
power over who?
even after eve ate the fruit, her status only became much worse......God puts the man as her head just like christ is to the church. grin

where's your power? cheesy

No I don't wish to be you. Because I have realized the power I have over you. Every Adam must fall for his Eve! cool cool cool
I am the original Eve! cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
show me your power. cheesy

moca:
No coogar, he has no need to lie to anybody.
We were too close and schooled together so I knew him more than all d members of our family.
well, if you say so.....

Of course, he usually brags like others when our boiz r together or friends but I and his wife know d truth.
so he hid his status from his friends? grin you see why his feat his nothing to be proud about?

A gal he actually courted and worn,wanted to do every every with her broke his heart so he just vex and that was that o.
Its not common but they exist.
Bill Gate married melinda a virgin, google it
bill gates was a nerd in school. even if he wanted to, no babe would sleep with him. there's a thin line between virgins(who really wanted to be virgins) and the ones who are virgins cos they lack the opportunity to sleep around. cheesy
Family › Re: Why Mothers Should Be More Honoured And Respected Than Fathers. by coogar: 10:18pm On Nov 08, 2014
Stillfire:
Stern looks are not in our DNA. It is as a result of environmental influences. If we were dealing with oyibo men we would not be stern. But we are dealing with African men, Nigerian men. Bloody hell!
african men? nigerian men?
the salt of the earth. you should see how other african women yearn to be with nigerian men. south african women once organised a peaceful demonstration to complain against the discrimination of naija men in south africa.

even the caucasian females aren't left behind. they come at us like shyte attract flies. you don't know what you have. you should date caribbean men for a change & let's see if you would cope. nigerian men are the most perfect & this is why hundreds of researches put naija men as the top on the list of the most attractive male species on the planet.

For example, growing up in Nigeria I was a jolly, little, go lucky child until Naija men did not let me rest everywhere I turned. I had to develop my stern, angry face to keep them off before I bring home a bastard! cool cool cool cool You black men don't waste time to give your women little bastards to bring to the world. So I have to be extra extra careful. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
well - what can i say?
men have to constantly test their poaching skills. must a man wait until it's time to marry before practising his wooing skills? anyways, you won't understand.......

Of course you boys don't do chores, that is why the stern face will continue. Oyibo men do chores that's why their women are always smiling and easy to talk to.
oyibo men don't do chores too....
they mostly eat out, the homely ones have all sorts of gadgets & devices to help them. the economy & NEPA didn't hand naija men such luxury. compare like for like. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:09pm On Nov 08, 2014
SailorXY:
Well, he's not doing himself much favors. If Nani & Zaha are to return, he has to leave temporarily. However, Young & Valencia should join him while we sign a proper competitor for RB.
young hasn't put a foot wrong this season but his perpetual niggling injuries is a big concern. from that perspective, i think young, jones, evans, smalling, fletcher, should be moved on.

in this day & age, to not be fit to play is the same as performing poorly on the pitch. i just checked injury room now & chelsea have no single player that is injured. i don't think united have managed that in the last 50 years.
Family › Re: Nigerian Bride Who 'waited Till Her Wedding Night' Tells Her Inspiring Story by coogar: 10:02pm On Nov 08, 2014
moca:
Coogar,shift jare!
One of my male cous married as a virgin.
See teasing!
He has two kids now which means he sabi fire well cheesy
But d guy try o though he is from a religious background. And so handsome.
All d temptation eh.
And class rep for that matter in uni.
he's lying to you!
male virgin? in this day & age? i can bet my female cousins must also think i am a male virgin. cheesy grin just because men hide their atrocities away from prying eyes doesn't mean they are virgins.

So yes, there r male virgins.
Bill Gate and Clinton were one tongue
I lie?
no, they were not!

Stillfire:
No men are not free, because my bible tells both of us to flee from fornicationnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
God has sanctioned both of us to be virgins. cheesy grin cheesy And there is nothing you can do about it.
If you don't abide to his will, you will go to hell and burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
fact remains you have a hymën & i don't!
you are judged by the presence or absence of the hymën & i am not. God is too perfect to have forgotten putting a piece of flesh somewhere on the male gënitalia - it then means He gave men the free rein to sow those wild oats.

stillfire, don't you just wish you are like me? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:57pm On Nov 08, 2014
SailorXY:
Who are the big players being played out of position in the diamond?
when i said januzaj isn't ready, you said he should be given a long run in the team to prove himself. from the evidence before us, januzaj is not ready at all. he needs to be sent on loan - away from the eyes of the media where he can re-invent himself.

his decision making is pïss-poor.
Family › Re: Why Mothers Should Be More Honoured And Respected Than Fathers. by coogar: 9:55pm On Nov 08, 2014
Stillfire:
Buhahaha, you are not serious. True this current contest get as e be. cheesy But, why won't they have stern looks when all their lives they were the ones doing all the chores in the house while the boys went out to play football.
stern looks dey una DNA - don't add any excuse to it. grin

grin You too will have a permanent stern on your face.
me? a whole mr. coogz?
i am too cute!

Coogar confess did you ever do any chore growing up? I'm sure your sisters were helping you clean your bum bum until you turned age 29. grin
men don't do house chores where i come from. it's strictly a feminine activity. all i did was to sleep, eat, drink, play, sleep and eat again. who has time for chores? house chores create effeminate men.....this is why you see many husbands these days demanding their wife pay 50% of the bills.

house chores have emasculated them. grin
Family › Re: Nigerian Bride Who 'waited Till Her Wedding Night' Tells Her Inspiring Story by coogar: 9:49pm On Nov 08, 2014
Stillfire:
Nothing wrong in being a virgin, let me just make that clear. Left to me everyone should be virgins before marriage. tongue tongue grin grin grin grin
But I question a society that promotes virginity in females, but the males are encouraged to hound the females until they give it up . That to me is counterproductive.
It's either we are all held to the same standards of being virgins or we get rid of the whole system.
you better get a sėx change & stop whining. nature & supernatural forces want you to be a virgin. this is why you have a piece of flesh known as the hymën on your bits & men have nothing. thankfully, there's nothing you can do about that.......its your cross & your burden to carry.

men are free to sow their wild oats, copy us at your own peril. grin
Family › Re: Why Mothers Should Be More Honoured And Respected Than Fathers. by coogar: 9:23pm On Nov 08, 2014
Stillfire:
Yes! I appreciate him every day after reading posts from people whose fathers allowed their mum to suffer, age before her time and pass it off as 'African culture' with the intention to continue the tradition of frustrating the unsuspecting girl they marry. No wonder African women have this stern look on their faces. grin grin grin
stop shifting the blame....
african women have always had the stern & murderous looks on their faces. we just saw faces of the miss NL contest & many of them are single & young - which husband made their faces look that stern? spiritual husbands?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:14pm On Nov 08, 2014
coded01:


Scholes:-
It concerns me that expectation levels have slipped so far at my former club Manchester United that many supporters I know felt relieved at snatching a late draw with Chelsea and losing narrowly to Manchester City... grin
scholes should shut up his mouth....
united lost to chelsea plenty of times when scholes was an active player. beaten home & away by jose's side in 04/05....got only a point in 03/04......what did he do to stop those losses then?

why is he making it look like united never lost to chelse?. scholes played when chelsea murdered us 5-0 to stop our unbeaten run in 1999. it's easy to sit on an armchair and criticise. chelsea have always been united's biggest tormentors - van gaal did well to avoid a loss against them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:56pm On Nov 08, 2014
raumdeuter:
Why was QPR goal disallowed
double-toüch from joe hart.
if a keeper touches the ball twice while taking a goalkick or freekick and the ball goes straight to an opponent then the kick has to be taken again.

new football rules. grin
Family › Re: How To Be A Lady Instead Of Being Local by coogar: 8:53pm On Nov 08, 2014
tpia6:
i'd advise you to shut your gob and get off the thread. Know when you are beaten.

sorry your plans are a capital fail.
get off the thread? one can tell you never had any self confidence growing up. this is a public forum - you cannot keep anyone away from posting on a public forum. if you want to muse to yourself like a lunatic, go to the diary section.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:13pm On Nov 08, 2014
Leyqute:
Even when the opposition park a trailer, a good player should seize any opportunity he sees.

Utd's best chance in the first 45 was Shaw's run. Very poor performance. I developed a headache watching this match!
we didn't get the results we wanted in the last 2 games and you cannot fault the performance. today, we got the results with a mediocre performance.

i think the 4-1-4-1 isn't getting the best out of the key players. we should go back to the diamond formation. maybe LVG is persisting with it because of our very fragile defence...he needs to change it in the next game.

mata - he plays, he scores!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:03pm On Nov 08, 2014
people can overreact!
we played ever so well in the last 2 games and failed to win. palace parked the bus, what exactly are you guys expecting? we saw chelsea scraped past QPR only last week when harry parked the bus!

i will take the 3 points!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:56pm On Nov 08, 2014
what a strike by mata!
let's get this match out of the way & play a proper team against the gooners. if we win there then we might start a long winning run.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:39pm On Nov 08, 2014
i dey go play call of duty...
this is horrible to watch - they better score by the time i get back.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:16pm On Nov 08, 2014
rooney will never be intelligent!
what a daft freekick to give away....almost cost us too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:13pm On Nov 08, 2014
MicSmith:
So herrera is now a bench warmer
which is quite baffling.
herrera & blind should be shielding the back four. carrick should be partnering mcnair....

i dunno how januzaj is getting starts ahead of mata, herrera or even fletcher. well, januzaj cannot say he didn't get his chance to shine once he gets dropped!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:07pm On Nov 08, 2014
we should make these chances count abeg!
what's wrong with these lads?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:00pm On Nov 08, 2014
elampiro:
If only we had Nani in place of Januzaj, our game would be more matured.

Hope our midfield can play fast?
nani is coming back in january....
he should never have left - januzaj should be sent to porto on loan from january till next summer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:53pm On Nov 08, 2014
RuuDie:
Can we just hand the title to Chelsea already!?
they deserve the accolades.
even if it's only the way they have managed to keep all their players fit, they deserve it. they have only used 18 players in the league, we have played more than 30.

we need the concoction jose has been feeding his boys.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:48pm On Nov 08, 2014
Nihilist:
I think he was busy scoring undecided
if he scored, he shoulda won the MOTM, no?
anyways, this is the stats comparison last season and di maria chiefly operated from the CM position.

https://therepublikofmancunia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Bv-VkW4CEAA5B7F.jpg


where's bale on that list? grin cheesy

bottöm
bottöm
bottöm.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:43pm On Nov 08, 2014
Nihilist:
Of course....Bale isnt even better than Ashley Young... grin grin grin
where was bale when di maria won MOTM in the biggest football competition last season? was bale dead?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:40pm On Nov 08, 2014
nateevs:
Hehehe. Of course he isn't.
Bale isn't better than Januzaj sef.
how can you even compare bale to angel? did you miss madrid's campaign last season?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:38pm On Nov 08, 2014
nateevs:
Ronaldo, Robben, Ribery, Bale are all better Di Maria . . .

I can name 3 players better than Di Maria. .

Oh! I already did.
So . . .
bale isn't better than di maria.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:11pm On Nov 08, 2014
AirborneLacer:
Diegoooo Costaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Cueta is the BOMB!
azpi is the most underrated player in this league. he's such a fine player - perhaps the best left back in england. he's 100% perfect.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:09pm On Nov 08, 2014
nateevs:
Hehehe. No longer 5. Now it's 3. Go have a lie down mate. I can name 3 strikers better than Benzema. . . .
who is benzema?
benzema will not start at old trafford, how's he world class? he's not even village-class. if you are going to use the word loosely then be my guest.

di maria
robben
ribery
ronaldo
silva

are all better than hazard!

azpiculeta is the best chelsea player.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 3:03pm On Nov 08, 2014
nateevs:
How is he not world class because he has '5 seniors' ?
if you have 3 players ahead of you in your position then you are not world class. of course, the term world class is constantly abused by the media...but i don't see hazard getting into a 23-man squad of planet earth.

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