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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:56pm On Nov 08, 2014
eden hazard is just shyte!
3 players were waiting for his pass there. cheiiiii, babu football intelligence....

nateevs:
Hehehe. He's already a world class player.
i know 5 wingers better than him in europe alone. how is he world class when he has 5 seniors? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:53pm On Nov 08, 2014
SetrakusRa:
This coded101 sef, shey na Barca or Madrid fan? sad
enyimba fan!
so much shytë comes out of his mouth, his rectüm gets jealous.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:48pm On Nov 08, 2014
Ibime:
Hazard suppose score 1 or 2 by now.
he's too inferior to be a world class player. una go wait till he clocks 30 before he wins that ballon d'or y'all are coveting.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:08pm On Nov 08, 2014
AirborneLacer:
Using a lapse to judge a player is phucking wrong.
a lapse?
emre can had close to 6 seconds to decide what to do with the ball and you call that a lapse? that's tactical naivety + positional indiscipline all wrapped in one.
Family › Re: How To Be A Lady Instead Of Being Local by coogar: 2:04pm On Nov 08, 2014
pickabeau1:
Ermm....as you commonly say

Stop projecting


I can find any comment funny..just as I find yours funny at times


A simple clarification will clear the matter

Don't assume the siege mentality all the time
she can't help that - her lack of self esteem is the reason she does that. tpia believes there are kidnappers, cultists, ritualists & armed robbers following her on this forum. she's perpetually paranoid.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:02pm On Nov 08, 2014
coded01:
You don start again? undecided
So Blind is better! Abi... grin
how many times are we going to prove that to you? statistically, blind shytes on matic or whoever chelsea have covering that position.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 1:57pm On Nov 08, 2014
matic is the most useless DM in the premier league.

look at the universe of space he left in the central area - na player be this? Makelele would be laughing his head off.
Family › Re: How To Be A Lady Instead Of Being Local by coogar: 11:26pm On Nov 07, 2014
tpia6:
what is the meaning of all this? huh
i am just having a conversation, my dearest tpia. i hope you are aware you are my best friend on this forum. so take it easy, don't blow a gasket. grin
Family › Re: How To Be A Lady Instead Of Being Local by coogar: 10:52pm On Nov 07, 2014
tpia6:
why the personal attack? huh
cos my day isn't complete if i don't get on your nerves. grin


how exactly does this concern me? huh

i didnt ask if you liked bushitos, neither do i remember seeking your validation, can you point to anywhere i have ever done that? huh
it does!
if i am allergic to your type then be rest assured 90% of the other men out there are on the same page. fasting & praying isn't your solution if you want to get hooked. polish your mannerisms, dump your osogbo fiction and you may still have a tiny ray of hope!

then stay away from them and stick with what you like. surely it isnt rocket science? huh
una too plenty - like roaches.
everywhere you turn these days, y'all are there. the type that crushes chicken bones in a restaurant, the type with "ch" & "h" factors, the type that wears beret regardless of any weather. grin

I didnt open the thread to advise you about your love life or dating requirements, you can see the other "counselors" in the section for that.
why you open the thread is clear?
you want the men in the dating pool to lower their high standard so women like you can stand a chance & that isn't happening. you are the one that is playing catch-up & thus the one that should climb up the lower rung of the ladder you have found yourself. grin

fücking hell, i'm a genius. grin
Gaming › Re: Lagos in Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare by coogar: 10:34pm On Nov 07, 2014
2legit2qwt:
Samuel Abidoyo cheesy cheesy
he looked like jonathan. grin
Family › Re: His Mother, Grandmother And The Maid by coogar: 10:34pm On Nov 07, 2014
freecocoa:
The more the merrier huh? By all means bring in more men for the woman too and all will be well grin.
if the society had embraced polyandry in the past, i doubt men would have any complaints at all. tradition is tradition. cheesy
Family › Re: His Mother, Grandmother And The Maid by coogar: 10:04pm On Nov 07, 2014
freecocoa:
Even if she hadn't brought her, the man's family would still get to know, say the girl's family decided to make trouble.

She prolly thought she was solving a problem, remember that in grandma's time, a man could marry as many wives as he could afford, therefore grandma felt its no biggie, the first wife must adjust.
those were the virtuous women, abeg. you 21st century women are too problematic. if your husband is getting a 2nd or 3rd car, you would celebrate. if it's the 2nd or 3rd house, even more celebrations.

why then do you people frown at a second wife? shouldn't it be the more the merrier? grin
Family › Re: How To Be A Lady Instead Of Being Local by coogar: 9:30pm On Nov 07, 2014
tpia6:
Maybe, is that a bad thing?
very bad!
no wonder you are single. grin i am allergic to bushitos. the accent, the diction, not knowing which cutleries to use during dinner dates & so on and so forth can be depressing.
Family › Re: How To Be A Lady Instead Of Being Local by coogar: 9:25pm On Nov 07, 2014
why is tpia concerned about this subject matter? are you a bushito? grin
Family › Re: His Mother, Grandmother And The Maid by coogar: 8:05pm On Nov 07, 2014
freecocoa:
Ah, then you don't know anything about naija village settings o, na grandma them dey get maids pass.

The girl is under grandma na and obviously from a poor background, grandma being super woman decided to fight the battle.
the question is - why did grandma bring her to the city? was she trying to solve a problem or trying to create a problem?
Family › Re: His Mother, Grandmother And The Maid by coogar: 7:54pm On Nov 07, 2014
freecocoa:
Lol cheesy

Maybe I read the story wrong, I was thinking the maid was grandma's maid who had been living with granny until her soon got the maid pregnant and that was when the story changed.
i doubt it....
grandmas don't use maids. grin grandma certainly dislike the wife - even if hubby got the maid pregnant scandalously, why should the grandma bring her there? na grandma born the maid?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:51pm On Nov 07, 2014
elampiro: The absentees ensure there will be more changes to the manager's XI with Michael Carrick, Paddy McNair, Tyler Blackett and Tom Thorpe among the contenders to play at the heart of the back four.
and this is exactly why our form has been choppy. while other top clubs have established a constant back four, we have always changed ours due to injuries, suspensions & what not....

this is why it's hard to judge van gaal....the injuries are a big disadvantage to him. on the upside, the football has been better....very soon, the results would follow suit. we are playing very well - i am incredibly satisfied.

however, the club should sell jones & evans. he's too young to be copping 20 injuries per season. if his youth is this way, then what would he be when he gets to his late twenties?
Family › Re: His Mother, Grandmother And The Maid by coogar: 7:39pm On Nov 07, 2014
freecocoa:
Ofcourse I know this, I'm just saying that in this case, I don't see how it's the grandma's fault. What would you have her do? The man impregnated the maid, he prolly promised he'd marry her, I get that the grandma may not like the man's wife but that doesn't mean we blame her for the man's wandering abuna.
why bring in a maid in the first place? why am i even calling her a maid? she was brought in as a second wife from day one. she was asked to sleep on the matrimonial bed so she was never the normal type of housemaid we all know. this maid is like sarah's maid(haggar) in the bible.
Family › Re: His Mother, Grandmother And The Maid by coogar: 7:27pm On Nov 07, 2014
freecocoa:
So we can't blame grandma na.
grandma brought in the maid to compete with the main wife......its a common theme in many homes in nigeria. some mothers rule over their sons' lives like no man's business instead of staying in their own hubby's house.
Family › Re: Views: Headship Of The Family by coogar: 4:49pm On Nov 07, 2014
Kayworld26:
LOL...Coogar has come again cheesy cheesy
what's your opinion?
do you want to be the head in your house?
Family › Re: His Mother, Grandmother And The Maid by coogar: 3:50pm On Nov 07, 2014
so grandma brought a maid in to be the second wife?

old women - destroying their sons' marriages since 1865.
Family › Re: Views: Headship Of The Family by coogar: 3:44pm On Nov 07, 2014
pickabeau1:
Babygirlfl

i asked this question on your thread and you recommended opening a thread
After the debate.. i will close the thread

What are your views on headship of a family

Thanks
what kinda question is this?
who else should head the home? the kids? the pet animals? of course, the man is the head of his home irrespective of his class, status, IQ or whatever. if the wife doesn't feel so then she shouldn't have married him in the first place.
Gaming › Re: Lagos in Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare by coogar: 11:14am On Nov 07, 2014
the lagos scene(traffic) is so real. i saw lagos bridges, danfos and hawkers all over the street. the gun fight was epic.....the mission was to save the prime minister that looked like jonathan from a global terrorist group called KVA.

there's a certain captain ajani there. he saw a harmonic device and asked: wetin be this? grin cheesy grin the programmers of this game are disrespectful to nigeria. are they trying to say a whole captain ajani doesn't know what a harmonic pulse is?

this game is epic! i will continue my mission when i get home later in the evening.
Rap Battles › Re: * * NL Official King Tournament - Sign Up Thread For Jugdes * * by coogar: 12:55am On Nov 07, 2014
Darkrebel:
nahh that's a lie...of course you know I don't

....lime is your boy...that's why your not concerned and shielding him....
if it was mik,ibime or someone you loathe involved in the scandal ..you would find it interesting...... I purposely tagged you to see your reaction ....your as predictable as ffuck... instead of you to chastise him ...your not straight
i don't immerse myself in the nonsense brewing in other forums. you must be one homoerötic being - all you do is stalk fellow men like you, monitoring what they do offline or online....

how do you live with yourself? you should dedicate your time to getting money......why are you so gossip-compliant. i am starting to suspect you wear tampons once every month. go sort yourself, kid!
Rap Battles › Re: * * NL Official King Tournament - Sign Up Thread For Jugdes * * by coogar: 12:03am On Nov 07, 2014
Darkrebel:
he has been sinking his teeth into people's lyrics.....

he is still considered dangerous....be careful coogar....I don't want you bitten or something.....grin
you take life too seriously, you need to calm down.

Limerick: I bin around tho exams had me away for sometime.
make sure you pass your exams o and for the love of mike, don't carry expo.
Rap Battles › Re: * * NL Official King Tournament - Sign Up Thread For Jugdes * * by coogar: 10:51pm On Nov 06, 2014
Limerick:
chairman
wassup, dude?
it's been a long time - where have you been?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:29pm On Nov 06, 2014
raumdeuter:
Not everyone can win. 32 teams come only one can win. Its like someone saying Holland is the same as Togo since both havent won the World Cup
your lack of deductive reasoning is worrying. holland have played in a final of the world cup with several other semi-final outings. i already told your dïckhead only teams that make it to the last 4 can say they have done well.


LOL

Dortmund has never been seeded yet they keep making it out of the group of deaths in regular fashion

So whats City's excuse
your stupidity is worrying!
dortmund only have to avoid bayern - it means they can easily find themselves in any of the 7 groups remaining. their chances of getting a group of death is slimmer.

city must avoid 3 groups that contain arsenal, united or chelsea. they only have 5 groups left to slot in. their chances of meeting any of bayern, madrid, barca, etc is ridiculously high thus their poor showing in europe.

the fact that you are even comparing dortmund(champions league winner) to man city tells me you are not very good with cognitive reasoning. i still dunno how you made it out of secondary school with such low level brain power

Malaga PSG and Monaco dont have a mental block, They all made it out of the groups at first attempt which City couldnt
they have less groups to avoid. no french club is seeded. malaga has only barca & madrid to avoid. it's self explanatory but your foolishness isn't even letting you see. liverpool & city will always suffer because of their unseeded status.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:00pm On Nov 06, 2014
raumdeuter:
A club who made quarter finals performed better than one who crashed out of the groups thats basic common sense.
failure is failure!
didn't you see how united rode on a tour bus last season just because they made the q/finals and city didn't? grin it's such an achievement that moyes even got knighted.

Its like saying last season Man Utd in the CL = Sociedad who crashed out in the group stage
it's the same or even worse sef!
man utd crashing out in the q/finals is a bigger disappointment than CFR cluj that failed to make it out of the group.

SImilar Arab shiek clubs like PSG, Malaga and Monaco have been ding better, How come City who has been enjoying this wealth for close to a decade cant do anything meaningful in the CL yet dominate their weak league
because city are in a top league & where 3 of their other league representatives were already seeded.....it then means city always got difficult groups of death. this is common sense na. there's no seeded team in france....only 2 seeded teams in spain. there are 3 seeded teams in england.

even a fool should know these little details. city will always get a difficult group because of.....their lack of european pedigree & the fact that they must avoid chelsea, arsënal & man utd in the group stage.


How have you proven their is a mental block? When 2 times English champions out of 3 seasons is getting mortally destroyed by everyone in Europe
•liverpool before the ban
•english clubs shortly after the ban.
•malaga + PSG + monaco
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:53pm On Nov 06, 2014
teddybiyasi:
grin never knew you've something like this stuck in your brain cheesy nice say

but too late

way coogar & kr0ne *sob*
teddymiyaki needs to be spanked!
if you aren't pregnant for kr0ne, i know the exact punishment you should be getting. i have got goons in your school & it takes one phone call to have them re-cïrcumcise you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:47pm On Nov 06, 2014
raumdeuter:
This is absolute poppycocks

Is mental block solely designed for City?. You even gave us an example of SPurs making the quarter finals in their first attempt
that's because q/finals or topping the group like you are shouting about isnt a mark of greatness in europe. if you don't get to the last 4, it's a poor outing altogether.

the spurs example is just to show you that your success yardstick in europe is flawed. clubs that get their early bath in the round of 16 and the ones that came last in their groups are the same thing. 2% and 39% are both F

WHich other club has this mental block where you have a squad worth over 200m and fail to make knockout stage 3 times in 4 attempts or fail to win any of their last 6 CL games
this question is irrelevant!
i have proven there's a mental block. i have also given you an example of an english club that topped their group & beat ac milan against all odds - so your attempt to deride english clubs in europe has been mortally destroyed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:31pm On Nov 06, 2014
coded01:
Why not direct that question to Rooney with his undeserved 300,000 Pounds weekly? tongue

Although you accept La Liga is better but to give the excuse of losing to a red card is unacceptable... angry

Na today, teams dey win with 9 or 10 players? undecided --- Should I go into archives? angry
go into archives and show us an example of equally matched teams where one of the team played 10 men for one hour and still won.

if you cannot find one example - you're in trouble!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:21pm On Nov 06, 2014
raumdeuter:
PSG was bought after City, They have made the CL, they are topping the group that has Barca

Malaga was bought for a season and they made the quarters

Monaco is just making the CL this season and they already have more wins than CIty has managed in the last 6 games

WHy is this mental block not stopping Malaga, PSG, Monaco and other noveau riche clubs from making knockout. Its only SHitty that mental block affects
i doubt you have a cognitive reasoning.
do you just open your mouth absent wisdom? why are you making this look like city have never qualified from the group stage ever?

remind us again how many points city copped last season? what has the group stage gotta do with the pedigree of a club in europe? malaga, monaco & PSG made the q/finals? congratulations to them but so did spurs in 10/11.

spurs topped their group ahead of inter & a certain club in germany i am so ashamed to mention and they reached the q/finals at the expense of ac milan. it's not about getting to the q/finals or topping the group - it's about getting to the semis & above plus having a nice showing.

barackohandso:
Well the mental block excuse does sound plausible.
it's a mental block!
when english clubs were banned from european games between 1985 & 1990, it took 9 years for any of them to win the champions league again. meanwhile prior to the ban, liverpool were shytting bombs on all the teams in europe like no man's business.

To be fair, malaga had a good run in their only run in the UCL, and PSG have been going out in the knockout stages not group stages like man city
you can say the same for spurs in 10/11.
a newbie club can have a good run or strike fortunes with the loss of form of the other clubs in the group. would you ever have believed spurs can go to san siro of all places and win?

if they were from ukraine league, raumdeuter woulda used that example to back his false claims that english league is weak. you cannot rule out mental block in football. it takes a while to overcome it. liverpool are suffering from it as we speak - their long absence in the competition is the reason they have been hopeless this season.

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