₦airaland Forum

BABE3:
now, that's a right thinking christian.

beeevan:
...in the gym, she has a bikini contest coming up.

bukatyne:
You are not serious at last paragraph right?

Joyce Meyer should thank God for her hubby daily

edwife:
Coogar,they real.

chic2pimp:
^^^^ Your favourite player spared England's blushes with a sublime freekick tonight. Give respect to whom it is due abeg

shooowthem:
Sharrrap u ashe!!!!wo......! Always quick to chat rubbish. Useless midget

edwife:
Errmmm

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shooze:
If someone wants to cheat he will cheat regardless og how fit ,sexy ,kind or good in and out of bed. How many men in Nigeria remain the way they are after marriage. They add weight and become bald is that still a licence to cheat.

As for coogar saying his colleagues jog. Try jogging on third mainland bridge to work or even surulere to VI then please give me feedback.

I am always amused when some people in the diaspora just stay stuff that they have not really experienced . I leave home 5.30am daily and get home by 9pm on the average and despite having a driver I know how fagged out I am after I must have sat in traffic for 2hours or more and this is me commuting from ikoyi to ajah. I have colleagues who spend 3-4 hours on 3rd mainland bridge daily and get home 10-11pm. The irony is adding weight is not just about eating bokoto as people often say. Not getting enough sleep, stress (for some people) long hours of sitting in a place actually aids weight gain

damiso:
coogar can like to argue..when you give him an example of a fit wife that someone cheated on he says she is dirty or hates s.ex or nags or has attitude problem when his original argument was that Nigerian women add 20kgs after marriage which is why they are cheated on

You just gotta love coogar and his contrarian views(pickabeau hope I got the spelling right )

I dey go skip Me I can't jog in my local park anymore it's getting dark like you said CC I no want one crazy person to chop me up and put me in a bin bag only to be found at the bottom of the Thames 3 weeks later all because I don't my oga to follow size 8 opekes

zboyd:
It's called 'Home Training' - not pampering.

edwife:
Yea,at first yes but along the line if he can't afford it he better get used to it.

bebe2:
Hm
He will get used to it.
Bald men are cute, sexy and often
fiery loverz
My hubby is bald, but his confidence covers it all. He thinks he is d most handsome man alife

zboyd:
Why not act like an online gentlemen, instead of an online cretin, when you respond?

bukatyne:
so a wife does not enjoy sex and the next thing is for him to cheat?

He could not work on her to enjoy it?
Marriage has become play thing these days.
It is well

edwife:
Why is he feeling bad about it?It is natural,rather than him feeling sad he should own it.

Banky W is one proud hot bald man ,all he needs is to shave everything off.

Case closed!

Lagunna:
Alright..

So it's gonna be kr0ne vs emaprince then..

zboyd:
That's it?
That's the best you can do?

Now...when will YOU and your ilk contribute threads on..."The Positives of Marriage"..."Marriage, If Worked Upon, Can Be A Blessing", etc...etc...etc...if all you hear from me is doom & gloom (which is a straight-up lie, if you look through ALL my threads)? Why are you looking to ME to provide threads to make YOU and your ilk feel warm and fuzzy inside? Are ya'll's fingers broke?

And why is it that when it's topics pertaining to the antics of women, you and your ilk are co-signing each other like a passel of signifying monkeys?

BUT when the threads pertain to the dirty birds of YOUR gender, you and your ilk start foaming at the mouth like rabid dogs and in more denial than the River Nile?

Why is that, hmmm?

I have NO problems acknowledging the dirty birds of my gender - truth is truth. Some women can be just as scandalous as men.

And speaking of gender, you need to make up your mind - either I'm single, married, a lesbian married to a lesbian or a straight woman married to a straight man. I can't be all those things. All you're doing is making yourself look a bit dim.

And another thing, if my threads make you and your ilk's a-z-z-e-s itch so bad, then why do ya'll keep stalking me from thread to thread, name-calling, throwing insults, casting aspersions on my character and ASSuming things about me, without concrete proof, just because you disagree with my threads. Very immature AND dishonest, IMO, because you don't know me from Eve.

Anyways, opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one, so you and your ilk are entitled to yours.

No biggie!
Thanks for your response.
It's been duly noted.

ELYMAXiimus:
lmao... But you should be saving your verses na..

KIM'S DEATH SENTENCE
The champ is here......I'll blaze in ya/I spawned from the devil in Tasmania/
Mik has a hymén........Spell Mik backward & he is the slút from Armenia/
He got sodómised by Siddogg, Theprekky & Ibime - non-Caucasians/
A cúnt who got fúcked by a mixed-race dude & 2 black guys.........he's Kim Kardashian/

This battle is done......wack rappers should fidget......like the fright of frodo/
If you'all talk shyte in my absence, expect my fight tomorrow/
Coog's a village serial killer.....I don't mask like Zorro/
.....armed with a shotgun...face covered in black....I'm Fadeyi Oloro/

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BABE3:
Where is room for a quickie sef? Before he removes the wrapper, underskirt, leggings, tight, short-panties then the grandma panties gan gan; the poor man would have lost the erëction.

Na so o. The holiest ones are the shiestiest

Lagunna:
Lolzz.. On a serious note though.. I think you should battle coogar, ibime or mikuz..

Those guys no dey battle again sef..

coogar vs kr0ne..

make we pop thread na..

chaircover:
If she enjoyed it with him, she wouldnt have rationed it
infact she wouldnt be able to wait to get into bed with him
He is the one with the problem

ELYMAXiimus:
lol.... Coogar, that verse of your's against mik, can you repost it?
I had it before, but then my phone got corrupted thus destroying the file...... I actually want to see how you flipped mik to kim... Lol nd that fadeyi oloro line...

chaircover:
She didnt enjoy sex cos she didnt enjoy it with him. He was unable to find and press her buttons

BABE3:
joke? Can't you see how detailed we are? These are the real struggles of a typical Nigerian marraige.
Bukatyne, you wear underskirt too?

chaircover:
coogar Ive lost 2 people to illness this year
Health is more important that trying to keep by force one man/woman who is just looking for an excuse to go off
I walk because I want to keep fit . . .
I dont have to be a size 8 to be fit . . .and not all size 8's are fit.
A man that wants to play the field will look for any excuse . . .any excuse at all.

Is Halle Berry not fine?

BABE3:
Mish is what the holy spirit ordained. We can't go against that.

kr0ne:
Nl has more guest viewers than members, so they know. Ibime is well-known in almost every site u find many Nigerians. I remember one guy impersonating him back then on 2go and we were all scared to diss him. The guy even use the name dey fu-ck Stu.pid girls wey wan learn rap by all means, until we blew his cover. He was stealing Ibime's lines
Meanwhile, 2go is not really a place for kids like some claim. Evilchapterz was once there and evn almighty U3 has an account there too

BABE3:
I added it to my posted before you quoted me. Layers and layers of yeye undergarments; how sexy!

Coogar do you know some believe wearing a thong is a sin?.

bukatyne:
I think you & coogar are just trying to keep this thread lively
I have an uncle who thinks wearing shorts around the house is wrong.

So you know that make up, earrings etc. are off. My aunt's short skirts are below her knees and she does not wear sleeveless tops so your dress sexy at home, look good etc advises are lost on her. She till looks neat though.
Deeper life Church has millions of members. Please ask around to know their lifestyle.

chaircover:
We both go powerwalking not becasue we are scared that either one of us will fall for a coogar or coogaress lookalike but because it is healthy and we enjoy spending time together.

You dont understand coogar
When a man begins to have other women in his life, the first wife switches off emotionaly
The kids pick up on this and tend to look after their mum more than their dad.
I know of someone whose dad asked him to send him money to buy a car. His response was NO! its not as if my mum will get to ride in the car and he went on and bought his mum a car. . . .baba still has no car.
The annoying thing with these baba's is that when they now become old frail and sick, the concubines run away and its the first wife who now gets to look after him
Ive seen several situations like this.

Meanwhile this your argument get k-leg cos even if he has an affair with a size 8, he still comes home to his fat wife and wakes up beside her most mornings. Why not just pack out and divorce his fat wife. Why one leg in and one leg out? Why the cheating? why the lies? why the deceit?

kr0ne:
That's Geophrey's verse, dissing Pein that he's fond of u

kr0ne:
Nah! If I do that it would be cheating and won't be encouraging her na. I only show her examples and advise her to practice. Me I don't even have time.

The verse is on FFR. Posted already

.........Me?? I'm a born vet. ./with strong techs. ./i've got babes, chicks. .when I insert my dick they all dead!/but u broke, and that's the only way u bleeped mehn!/but this ur love for 'COOGER' only means. .u even way broke 2 afford Young Girls!!/(Cooger. .cougar)

ochon:
This is great. Thanks lot..and Coogar too for the "similar" lesson.
One more thing.. I don't know what simile/metaphor is in text-battling.. An example will be highly appreciated.

BABE3:
That's what I heard too. Double wrapper, scarf and turtle neck.

chaircover:
They had better be careful. Its getting dark. Its safer buying a treadmill or step
For every Okoya there are 1 million unknowns . . . .

The unknown retiree men sitting at home by themselves or at best living with one young boy from the village who helps him to cook soup, while his wife is in the US looking after her 10th grandchild
Every Xmas the kids send baba $250 to buy christmas chicken and Maltina and he gets a 5 minute phonecall once a week.
He is the lonlely old man who sits on his balcony reading Daily sport and watching the world go by.

Go and sit down! Grrrrrrr
Which Moremi Hall? The one in your borough? So according to you, 45 year old okada drivers have girlfriends in Moremi hall . . .Like my daughter says . . are you joking me?

Yes!!! you can both do it together . . .and still enjoy life. Hubby and I put on our trainers and take evening power walks. Its fun and you are doing something healthy. it gives you a chance to jist and get some fresh air too.

There are a heap of other things that you can do to make yourself attractive to each other too. Size 8 or 6 pack doesnt mean your work is finsihed as a wife/husband.

kr0ne:
Yeah, she used to write her words incomplete
As for the bragging, what else do expect from a lil girl whopping his elders
Check out the battle from Pein I posted on FFR

BABE3:
What's the correlation please? We have aethiests and "unbelievablers" with wonderful marriages.

Instead of paying attention to yourself, you're busy fasting and praying (not you), and tieing wrapper around the house. When exactly won't that spirit of God waka pass that marraige ?

And like they say, you're only as faithful as your options. A slacking spouse is playing with "faya".