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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 4:33pm On Oct 13, 2014
mikuz:
Coogar how far your younger sis?
what's up with her?
Family › Re: Visting Ur Spouse During Working Hours,right Or Wrong? by coogar: 1:25pm On Oct 13, 2014
Janet101:
just want to know if checking on my husband during working hour is wrong,I mean a surprise visit..
it depends on your motive....
if you are going on a surprise visit to snoop on him then it's wrong.....if you are going there to have a quickie, he would surely appreciate your visit......you can expect a brand new car in the next couple of months.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:33pm On Oct 13, 2014
Nihilist:
So you believe you can judge a DM solely on statistics? grin

Even with that sef, your man Blind has played fewer games so his sample size is a lot smaller.

Abi no be for this same thread, the likes of Afrodoc dey complain say Blind was a bit lightweight?
he's lightweight & yet he has had more duels than matic? busquets is lightweight & he was the best DM for a period of 5 years. it's not about looking like a gorilla.......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:31am On Oct 13, 2014
Family › Re: 7 Things Women Must Stop Doing To Eachother. by coogar: 10:56am On Oct 13, 2014
pappyrose:
Let's face it, women can be flat out mean to each other.
Negativity is a vicious cycle that can be stopped if women are
willing to bring each other up, rather than tear each other down.

Here are seven things women must stop doing to each other.

1. Downplaying Someone Else's Accomplishments

You should recognize and appreciate another woman's accomplishments and success. You shouldn't judge, compare or be jealous of their blessings.

2. Gossiping

Talking about each other is toxic and not healthy for the soul. Gossiping is an evil circle that tears people apart.

3. Social Media Stalking

Does it really matter who she is dating or married? Is it really that important to see what she looks like or what lifestyle they're living? Friend-emies are not healthy to have. Be real.

4. Backhanded Compliments

Engaging in back handed compliments only allows negativity to live on. Don't be spiteful when you give a compliment because you're only tearing someone down.

5.Flirting With Taken Men

It's not right! You wouldn't want another woman flirting with your significant other. Flirting is not a game and shouldn't be done when someone is in a relationship.

6. Measuring Up

When you compare one woman's physical feature to another, things get ugly and feelings get hurt. Be your own person and love who you are. God made us all different for a reason.

7. Being Fake

You're not required to like everyone you come into contact with. But instead of being fake - just be polite. Don't be someone that you can't look at in the mirror. Being fake will weigh on your conscious and will cause you to be two-faced. Be honest with yourself and those around you


Joyce
a woman wears:

•fake hair(peruvian)
•fake lens(contacts)
•fake height(high heels)
•silicone(fake böobs)
•fake bütt(butt pads)
•fake skin(concealers, bleaching, etc)

and joyce is asking her not to be fake? cheesy grin this is the most hilarious advice ever. joyce must be trolling.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Poor Uk. The British Justice System Is a Joke. My Opinion. by coogar: 10:45am On Oct 13, 2014
Feedmemore:
Indeed!

Another thug let off lightly! But a life in the Britain of today is usually extinguished cheaply. The assailant spends a few comfortable years in jail while the victims family have to suffer for the rest of their lives. Something is very wrong!
it's manslaughter....
he never intended to kill him. there was no ulterior motive other than to cause bodily harm to the victim. it's unfortunate the victim passed away & that was why the accused got only 5 years.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:33am On Oct 13, 2014
codedguy1:
I did not see the match. Did Cesc not play?
i didn't see cesc - iniesta, busquets & silva were in the midfield causing mayhem. david silva is supremely gifted. he really showed his worth last night

You guys shud leave Costa alone jor. He has not really clicked for spain, but to say he is not all that is absolutely unfair.
time will tell....

Costa is a number 9, his primary job in his club is to tuck in the ball in the oopposition goal which he has done remarkably well, team is at the top of the Prem atleast for now.
of course, he's been an absolute beast in the premier league. he started well & he's gained confidence from the goals he scored early in his chelsea career.

it was different for spain. his drought must have ruined his confidence & he missed plenty of chances last night. he got one in the end though - let's hope he kick-starts from here.

We have other number 9s who have not done anything for their respective clubs. If he starts contributing in overall play and does not score as much, it would be another subject of discussion and peeps will ask if that is what he was bought for?
football fans are never satisfied. cheesy
if you score, they would call you a hyena. if you create assists & not score, they would say is that what he's bought for?
Family › Re: 15 Brutally Honest Signs Your Husband Wants A Divorce by coogar:
okotv:
your signature says it all though....nevertheless be a change agent and not what you are projecting now bro..
i have the best character on this forum. i have got friends from one section to another. i don't
look for anyone's trouble - even if my comment often provokes a reaction, it's the message people should attack not the person.

however, some troublemakers would insult subliminally & when you reply back, they quickly play the victim card when they see the heat i bring. i ain't trying to project any toughie character to unknown species......i can never meet 99.99% of the members on this forum.
Family › Re: 15 Brutally Honest Signs Your Husband Wants A Divorce by coogar: 11:25pm On Oct 12, 2014
pickabeau1:
Yea...people have daddy issues but they get over iti don't see how having online feuds with guys will help her cause.
the acceptance she never got growing up is shacking her. i had to come hard on her few months ago when she was tailgating me in the rap section......

maybe i would have to do the same tonight - let me wear my fatigues.......
Family › Re: 15 Brutally Honest Signs Your Husband Wants A Divorce by coogar: 11:23pm On Oct 12, 2014
okotv:
we both know that all animals as you put it are not and can never be equal.
i don't care whose horse is gored......
if anyone steps to me, he/she gets e-punched. i don't discriminate.
Family › Re: 15 Brutally Honest Signs Your Husband Wants A Divorce by coogar: 11:18pm On Oct 12, 2014
okotv:
two issues....first your arguments have not gotten you anywhere and secondly what are you trying to achieve cause you are not making any serious headway.... be a man and stop whining after women.
you didn't get the memo....
this is a gender equality zone. all animals here are equal. the way i treat my fellow men is the way women would get it.

pickabeau1:
I don't know why she's so obsessed on having a tough persona..... She must be conpensating for something
Unprovoked she goes around threads....
Expired birthh control pills must be the cause
it's the lack of a father figure......
why do you think she gets enraged when you use the word bastärd? read between the lines, bro.
Family › Re: 15 Brutally Honest Signs Your Husband Wants A Divorce by coogar: 11:16pm On Oct 12, 2014
pickabeau1:
Psycho bìtch turning tricks....
You done?
Cünt
i have never met anyone so ridiculously stüpid in my entire life. even after she got destroyed on rap section following me everywhere with her smileys, she still had the gall to come back for more......
Family › Re: 15 Brutally Honest Signs Your Husband Wants A Divorce by coogar: 11:09pm On Oct 12, 2014
pickabeau1:
Yada yada.....seems u on heat....psycho bïtch

No wonder u been drooling over people's pics....

Go get your dïldo or kill yourself.....

Cünt
https://24.media.tumblr.com/8f6245fff2716b74d21312c51dc67a0a/tumblr_mt7frdOfGd1sxviy0o1_500.gif


okotv:
cyberbulling at its peak...coogar and pickabeau1 should show some kind if maturity here...if you disagree with the op, a post would clear all that and you move be on.
cyber-bullying? grin
i would be embarrassed to say i have been bullied on the internet. not even zboyd herself would claim she got bullied - she insulted me & i gave it to her back.

i don't draw the first blood - but whoever comes at me thinking she would get a pass cos she owns a vaginä would get destroyed. it's as simple as that.
Family › Re: My Wife Just Told Me She Has A Boyfriend And That There Is Nothing ℓ̊ Will Do by coogar: 11:07pm On Oct 12, 2014
MRbrownJAY:
they are no better than attention wh.ores, coming up with silly stories.
and that's exactly why i make ridiculous comments whenever i see such posts....

yet people still attack me that i am making fun of the OP. grin cheesy
Family › Re: My Wife Just Told Me She Has A Boyfriend And That There Is Nothing ℓ̊ Will Do by coogar: 11:02pm On Oct 12, 2014
MRbrownJAY:
who are you trying to fool bro?! just because you are putting your cards on the table dont mean you do not want to cheat, lets get real here.
here below is what you posted TWO DAYS ago, yet you come here telling us all that you are a changed man?! bwaaaah!



abeg, stop making a foul out of yourself with your BS.
this is why i don't take threads such as this seriously. grin cheesy
Family › Re: My Wife Just Told Me She Has A Boyfriend And That There Is Nothing ℓ̊ Will Do by coogar: 10:53pm On Oct 12, 2014
egbedore:
ℓ̊ don't want to cheat anymore. ℓ̊ don't want to live that kind of life anymore. ℓ̊ have already being denied sex since June so ℓ̊ don't want to be adulterous anymore
you won't be able to forgive her if you don't satisfy your evil intention. that's the way it works.
Family › Re: 15 Brutally Honest Signs Your Husband Wants A Divorce by coogar: 10:49pm On Oct 12, 2014
pickabeau1:
All I see here is bandwagonners

Telling zboyd the truth about her threads is now bullying?

Puhleeze....
leave the ladies alone.....
they will always put their gender bias in every issue.

anyways, what's up with scandal? have you been able to get your hands on strike back.
Family › Re: My Wife Just Told Me She Has A Boyfriend And That There Is Nothing ℓ̊ Will Do by coogar: 10:28pm On Oct 12, 2014
egbedore:
Yes. A five year old girl and a 3 year old boy.
show no emotions....
let the kids go spend some time with their grannies - then put yourself to task & bring exotic ladies into the house.

different ones per week.
Family › Re: My Wife Just Told Me She Has A Boyfriend And That There Is Nothing ℓ̊ Will Do by coogar: 10:12pm On Oct 12, 2014
egbedore:
Thank Ɣøû!
is it a continuous thingy for her or its a one-off thingy? if she keeps going back to her boyfriend, i think you should also call your ladies....you are the man here, never let her outscore you in this game.

get a lawyer & sign an open marriage contract with her. cheesy
Family › Re: 15 Brutally Honest Signs Your Husband Wants A Divorce by coogar: 10:09pm On Oct 12, 2014
zboyd:
Stop lying to yourself, as to why someone you show you despise by your responses, yet choose to stalk from one thread to the next.
now i'm stalking you?
who would want to even come near you? you have more negativity than an electron gun. if i manage to assemble all the powerful telescopes in the world to create another super telescope, i still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in a bitter, doleful & a dispirited hag like yourself.

Now YOU can have the last word.
I have limited patience when dealing with messed up in the head men.
Type your worst!
you need therapy!

pickabeau1:
In her alternate universe
She is not alone anyway
You know in NL all men are bad except their husbands and brothers ...lol
you can tell from their utterances.
the ones with good husbands at home don't have to blow their trumpet - the ones lying about their imaginary happy family while masturbäting with all colours of dïldo every night are also well-known.

by their messages, you shall know them.
Family › Re: My Wife Just Told Me She Has A Boyfriend And That There Is Nothing ℓ̊ Will Do by coogar: 10:02pm On Oct 12, 2014
to be fair to her, she's correct!

you cheated once, it's only fair you get your comeuppance. don't worry yourself too much - she's done the deed already. dust yourself up & pretend everything is a dream.
Family › Re: 15 Brutally Honest Signs Your Husband Wants A Divorce by coogar: 9:57pm On Oct 12, 2014
pickabeau1:
grin grin grin

Can apple trees yield oranges
only in a parallel universe where zboyd is the supreme ruler.

women with good husbands are far too busy tending the nest - not looking for negative articles that the aid anti-marriage scheme.
Family › Re: 15 Brutally Honest Signs Your Husband Wants A Divorce by coogar: 9:54pm On Oct 12, 2014
zboyd: BUT when the threads pertain to the dirty birds of YOUR gender, you and your ilk start foaming at the mouth like rabid dogs and in more denial than the River Nile?
so this isn't a direct insult at me? lololol. if you really have a husband like you claim, he would have told you what you spewed was an insult.

And what of the other insults and nasty names you've lobbed at me in the past?
now is the time to go look for them & provide your evidence.

Another thing...if I'm so unimportant, then why are you responding to me?

Wouldn't your time be better spent elsewhere on NL?
Nonsense!
you don't have to be important for me to be responding to you. rich big men have conversations with their gatemen, butlers, chambermaids & drivers every day - it doesn't make them important.

stop getting ahead of yourself!
Family › Re: Baldness And Depression by coogar: 9:48pm On Oct 12, 2014
stinggy:
Nollyywood actor
Acts Pa James in Papa Ajasco series
ohhhhhhhhh
but the ajasco dude is fatter with a fat belly. i have been searching for the series online. ajasco & fuji house of commotion.
Family › Re: Baldness And Depression by coogar: 9:43pm On Oct 12, 2014
stinggy:
So you don't know Pa. Ajirebihuh cheesy
who is pajirebi?
Family › Re: 15 Brutally Honest Signs Your Husband Wants A Divorce by coogar: 9:42pm On Oct 12, 2014
zboyd:
FYI... I have a good man...a Naija man and 4 beautiful kids ...so what do I have to bitter about?
........and britney spears is a virgin. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:37pm On Oct 12, 2014
SailorXY:
i dey always stretch my eye to really observe wetin the guy dey play every game Chelsea has played, i don't see much involvement in his game TBH. he pops up and converts his chance to be fair to him, but abeg the guy is more hype than substance
he managed to score from a pin-ball chance but the ones he missed would concern jose mourinho.

de gea kept a clean sheet....that's a plus!
Rap Battles › Re: |««CLASH-OF-THE-KNIGHTS|II|*OCHON Vs OLUBUKATO»»| by coogar: 9:33pm On Oct 12, 2014
Testerfuze:
Pls a Brother here need Proper tutor oo....who's Gonn teach me??,Felt i could learn new things
you have not even finished identifying wordplays in a script. your first assignment - pick out 15 wordplays in the battle between ibime & ulqU3 cheesy
Family › Re: OPINION: If You Know You can't Keep To Your Marital Vow, Please, Remain Single! by coogar: 9:27pm On Oct 12, 2014
bukatyne:
Let me adk direct quedtions. I will appreciate yes or no cheesy

@coogar, if your wife after 5yrs starts getting fat and her tummy is bulging, will you cheat on her after trying to work on her eating habits and exercise

Yes or No grin
i can't even let things degenerate to that in the first place. i would place her on military drills that would drain the adipose cells in her tummy.

hypothetically speaking, i would bring in another woman without remorse. my sėx life is more important to me than sentimental bullshyte!

bukatyne:
What if the wife is not there? wink
the husband will pass the message across - or make joyce herself deliver the message via phone.

Don't waste your skills; a thread is on about a 33yr old woman who is married to a twice divorced 50yr old man.The wife is seriously starved as hubby is zero in bed.
Please advice the wifey cheesy
she willingly married a 50-year old man whose lïbido is in the pits & she's complaining? i can as well marry a 60-year old woman & expect her to deliver a set of twins on our first try-out.
Family › Re: OPINION: If You Know You can't Keep To Your Marital Vow, Please, Remain Single! by coogar: 9:23pm On Oct 12, 2014
bukatyne:
Again, I am 100% sure that if a man meets J.M. that his wife has added 20kg and wears babe's underskirts, she will never tell the man to cheat or that he can cheat.
i agree - but she would tell his wife to start working out & see sėx as a marital warfare. grin cheesy
Family › Re: 15 Brutally Honest Signs Your Husband Wants A Divorce by coogar: 9:16pm On Oct 12, 2014
zboyd:
You need to get with the program.

Coogar has been lobbing insults and personal attacks at me for some time now.

And what are you anyway - his lackey?!

Grow a pair!
lobbing insults at you? zboyd, has it come to this? blatant lies just to score cheap brownie points?

you should be happy you have someone like me check your excesses. others would smile in your face & mutter expletives at you under their breaths.

i have nothing against you - just check the amount of negative articles you scoop out. some of us are not married yet - don't scare us. grin

zboyd:
Claiming I'm playing victim is just mentally lazy. Surely you can do better than that.
i didn't insult you in the original post - i only asked you to tone down the negative ish.

YOU are the instigator of the insults...case in point...you calling me a verminous cretin, questioning how I found time to f-ck my hubby...declaring my marriage abnormal...insinuating I had a bad, traumatic childhood...blah blah blah!
AND this is not the first time you've resorted to insults and personal attacks, just because you disagreed with my posts.
that was after you implied i was a

•passel of signifying monkey
•foaming in the mouth
•rabid dog.


How old are you anyway?
BTW...if you despise me so much - then why even respond?
i don't despise you.
you are not that important. asking you to check yourself is not because i detest you.
Family › Re: OPINION: If You Know You can't Keep To Your Marital Vow, Please, Remain Single! by coogar: 9:12pm On Oct 12, 2014
BABE3:
now, that's a right thinking christian.
point 4 & 7 nailed it! grin

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