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 European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:53pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Nihilist:no need to be rehashing rubbish.... both players directly contributed to 4 goals last month. Vardy plays for Leicester. Martial plays for Manyoo.vardy played every minute in september, martial played 65 mins less. Vardy had higher Whoscored ratings per game last month.only idïots pay attention to ratings per game. purists want to know how many minutes on the pitch. Vardy's per 90 metrics( Your preferred stats abi?) better than Martialthis is a lie.... Vardy is a poor man's sanchez...Just put on the pitch and watch him run(and score all day)...he could be a poor man's messi for all i care. martial was miles better than him last season. martial' input helped his team to get 100% win in the month of september. |
| Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by coogar: 8:46pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
there are now hot lesbians on NL? we are going places on this forum.  |
| Family › Re: Women In STEM by coogar: 8:32pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
crackhaus:https://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/mpbolly/mj-laughing.gif Timbuktou:women don't have the mental capacity to cope with STEM in the long run. the reason why you find them more in medicine/pharmacy is because it involves little or no math! medicine = physics + chemistry + biology engineering = physics + chemistry + math. biology is the easiest science subject so women tend to opt for that choice than what involves advanced math! you should see the babes in my faculty when i was school. they were very few and 95% of them were tom boys with the body of a 12-year old boy. 2 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:15pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Nihilist:martial is 19 & new to the league vardy is 28 and he's british born. martial 3 goals + 1 assist vardy 4 goals + 0 assist. obviously, martial wins hands down! |
| Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 7:59pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
bodashee:what should i compare you to?  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:58pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Nihilist:for the month of september, martial was just better than everyone else. he scored against pool within 10 mins & scored 2 goals against the saints! BossKratos:in the month of september, sanchez was utter wänk! he fired blanks against stoke, he was rubbish against chelsea and they lost @stamford bridge! you must also realise LVG won all his league games in september, wenger lost to chelsea. AdeLaNa1:he won all his league games in the month of september. he was by far the best manager in the league in september-----he even went on top of the league. ElFenomeno1:you are the most foolish human being on the planet. considering there about 7 billion people on the planet, that's some huge record. now, you want to compare vardy to a 19-year old martial in a new league. martial with all the pressure in the world on his shoulders - yet he came on and made his mark within 10 minutes in the biggest game in england. shortly after that, he went to southampton & got a brace. in terms of making a statement and shutting the critics up for his transfer fee, martial burnt the headlines more than any player in europe. without a shadow of doubt, he's the most outstanding performer in the month of september by a billion miles.... |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:29pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
Nihilist:martial has been better..... |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:26pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
BossKratos:aguero isn't even a nominee... nominees(player) blind, vardy, payet, martial nominees(manager) bilic, LVG, pochettino, martinez. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:58pm On Oct 15, 2015*. Modified: 1:27pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
who should win the barclays manager of the month(september) award? who should win the barclays player of the month(september) award?
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:59am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Nihilist:please, stop being idiötic..... number of appearances do not reflect the number of minutes spent on the pitch. we have consistently schooled you on this fact and yet you keep on trying to be clever by half. giggs(632 PL apps, 46,309 mins) lampard(611 PL apps, 48,868 mins) a plonker like you would generally assume because giggs had more apps, then he musta played more minutes but then stats show lampard has 2,500+ mins(close to 30 full matches on the pitch) more than giggs. you have just proven my assertion that chelsea fans are the most idiotic set of fans on the solar system! congratulations!!!! 3 Likes 1 Share |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:46am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Nihilist: Lampard scored more goals and copped more assists than Xavi. But You wont see a Barca fan trying to use stats to prove that Xavi was the better midfielder. And that was the point of the entire discussion.because xavi has not scored 42 penalty kicks in la liga. what kinda player scores that many penalty kicks to pad up his stats? a mediocre one!!! |
| Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 11:38am On Oct 15, 2015 |
bodashee:i miss you pass iya basirat's fried rice. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:34am On Oct 15, 2015 |
Nihilist: HOWEVER, my discussion with coogar was based on his dubious claims that he could prove that Scholes was the better using stats.you are a disgrace to everything that sucks oxygen for even attempting to lie that statistics haven't proven scholes is the better player. on open play goals scored.....scholes was the better player. lampard scored a whooping 42 penalty kicks in the premier league. scholes scored only one for united. ratio 42:1 tells me lampard's stats are padded up with awoof penalties. if we include city's games, lampard scored 176 goals in 48,868 mins in the premier league. however, 42 of them goals were from the spot. so lampard scored 134 goals(excluding penalties) 134 goals in 48,868 mins(lampard) scholes scored 107PL goals of which only one was a penalty. 106 goals in 36,086 mins(scholes) it took lampard 364 mins to score a goal. it took scholes 340 mins to score a goal. scholes>>>>>>>>>>>>lampard |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:18am On Oct 15, 2015 |
ElFenomeno1:you paid £42m for ozil & he never made any money for you on shirts. we paid peanuts for depay & he's the highest shirt seller in england. let that settle in your brain for a while, you ignorant twerp! majority of United fans are happy with his performances, you are a pathological liar.... Every United fan i have come across or any survey i have seen has largely expressed dissatisfaction, where did you get your own conclusions from? Even on this forum, i cant see more than you and maybe one other who thinks Depay has been satisfactory.why do you have the uncanny ability to be ridiculously silly? who is buying depay's shirts if the united fans are not satisfied with his performance? na gaynners dey buy am or arsene wenger's mistress? ....... Stop deluding yourself you silly prat!we are talking about satisfaction, you fool? if the fans are satisfied, shirts would be bought. depay has scored 4 goals for united this season.....how many arsenal players have scored 4 goals this season, you stinking swine? Buy a player, tell the world he is coming to replace a departed or former giant, turns out to be a flop or trending along the flop lines, and you claim he was bought for other reasons than football?who is depay replacing? ronaldo that left 6 years ago or valencia that dropped the shirt? elfeminine, it's fair to say you are on your menstrual cycle again & you cannot afford sanitary towels to stop the flow. you have become the man with the issue of blood, fück outta here! Your team has not been particularly successful on any meaningful front over the last few years, yet you have the nerves to buy players for reasons other than footballing... Is that how to get your pathetic selves back to the glory days?!you are a disgrace to homo sapiens. we won the premier league barely 2 years ago. we have not been successful? when was the last time arsenal won the prem? bin laden & saddam were still eating suya together the last time arsenal won the league. seun hasn't even created NL the last time you won the league. when it comes to record breaking barrenness, no club does it better than arsenal. I should blame the lack of quality replacements at Chelsea for Hazard playing more minutes than Depay, what about Depay playing that much minutes despite been absolutely shait and with 'quality 'replacements on the bench?you are a brainless buffalo. depay has scored 4 goals for his club, hazard has none. how then can you compare him to hazard in terms of performance? did a female herbalist hit your head with her sullied panties? christ - how the fück did you survive infancy with this level of idïocy? or did you not harp on several times here that you have a better squad than Arsenal and have quality in almost all facets?i said if arsenal manage to buy benzema, they would have the best squad but you didn't do the needful......and that was why you have suffered a disgraceful home loss against minnows from east london in your first home game of the season. elfeminine, you are a disgrace. if it's possible to have you killed, i would be observing a massive thanksgiving in church. no sane human being has as much as stupidity enclosed in one body like you do. i would be writing to the MP in your district to have you manually castrated before you sire kids that would have your idiotic genes. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:29am On Oct 15, 2015 |
BossKratos:chelsea fans are the most idïotic set of fans on the planet. bïtch-slapping them is very necessary. 2 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:22am On Oct 15, 2015 |
ElFenomeno1:we bought him for his skills & his marketability. football is business these days. look at the obscene amount of money your club paid for ozil. i am sure you guys are running a deficit on him already. The majority of people who bought his shirt were conned.... I am sure 95% who bought his shirt will gladly accept an offer to swap it for Ashley Young's...I am sure if they can release the sale records and timing to the public, the peak would have been pre-season, followed by a downward spiral!!!!depay is still selling shirts! there's no decline in his shirt sales. he's selling shirts cos the majority of united fans are satisfied with his performance. he's not english so there's no tribal bias here. in other words, it's you having brainfarts concerning depay's performance. he's scored more goals than the fake PFA player of the year. I doubt any sane scummie will go out there today and buy a shirt with Depay on the back... I seriously doubt that!why not? depay has sold more shirts than any premier league player and he's still selling shirts. he's the most marketable player in the biggest league in europe. you can dive into a village borehole if it irks you. To your 90 permins metric analysis, flawed..... No point trying to use that to prove to us Depay has been better if the parameters are inconsistent!depay has scored more goals than hazard. is that suitable enough for you. hazard has 0 goals in 8 league games, 2 UCL games & 1 community shield game. 11/0 = undefined in math. hazard has no games/goal stat. Why has Depay played less minutes than Hazard? Think outside of the fu...cking box!!!!because chelsea have no replacement for him. jose has publicly undressed hazard's performance this season. hundreds of pundits are calling him out to be dropped but chelsea have no one to take his place just like ivanovic. blame the lack of quality replacements at chelsea! you are a consummate rëtard by the way! 2 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:56am On Oct 15, 2015 |
ElFenomeno1:yet depay has sold the most shirts of all the players in europe bar messi/ronaldo. let me guess - na shekpe fans & gaynners dey buy his shirts. majority of the united fans didn't buy his shirts. you are incredibly stüpid! And on the rubbish sqawka stat you pasted above, utter nonsense. You should be ashamed of yourself for trying out a comparison with Hazard.as long as hazard has played more minutes than depay, the most accurate way of analysing their stats is to look at their per 90 mins metric. you can't be that retardëd to think a player that has played 720 mins would have the same number of passes as the one that played 520 mins. but then, you could be that retärded. depay is selling shirts and i can bet united have recouped his transfer fee from his shirts alone. any other query? sinizia:and those idiotic cretinous chelsea vermins want to compare lampard to scholes. ryan giggs started playing for united in 90/91, he retired in 13/14......it would surprise you that frank lampard played more minutes in the premier league than giggs. people often forget lampard had obscene number of minutes under his belt. add it to the 58 penalties he scored in the premier league and you would see his stats are not close to being remarkable. he's at least 10 tiers below scholes in terms of ability. 3 Likes |
| Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 10:27pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
crackhaus:https://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2013s9O3B1qcx7rbo4_400.gif |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:24pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
obainojazz:it's perfectly fine in a live battle. it would be considered lazy in text-battling. you have had the time to write your bars & there's no memorising involved. why would you then alter your flow by switching from 3 syllables to 2 in your final punch? |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:17pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
darkenedrebel:anything more than 2-syllabic rhyming is fine. 3 is more than ok. one syllable rhyme like mode-9 does is a disgrace. |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:05pm On Oct 14, 2015*. Modified: 1:06pm On Oct 15, 2015 |
darkenedrebel:and this is why the aforementioned rappers win most of their brawls. battle rap is now acapella. there's no point confining yourself to heavenly flows. they stretch so as to pack as much punches as possible in their rounds. Bmagic's flow and delivery is awesome. I don't understand why some people would hate on him? I see a lot of möronic comments on YouTube. .yea.....he sounds nicer than them but he doesn't win as much as the others cos his bars are strictly punches. charlie clips & co are more well rounded. they infuse hilarious jokes in their rounds. look at how charlie clips started his round 1 against tay-roc talking about his granny's food......this is why he almost always wins. I'll check out the cypher now.. Thanksperfecto! the cypha would actually make you realise that when there's a beat, these guys actually murder the beats with heavenly flows & UPS delivery. they all murdered that cypha. k-shine & DNA still did their 2 on 2 ish and it was fire! |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:45pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
darkenedrebel:what about direct name flips? some punches exist without wordplay & metaphor. B-magic for example - one of the best punchliners in the game currently laces 99‰ of his bars with metaphors and similes. .b-magic just punches. he does nothing else but punch. many people consider him too boring cos of his style. he's too monotonous. have you seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ai16Mpp0rs&sns=em 1 Like 1 Share |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:21pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
darkenedrebel:you didn't word the build up very well. if you have just added the word watery before comedy, that particular bar would have destroyed llaykorn. think about it - aqueous humour = watery comedy or watery joke. some verdicts get me confused, so maybe you can help clarify some things.because not all punches encompass wordplay & metaphors. if a battler keeps using personals that doesn't sting as his final punch, he would lose on punches......even if his wordies & metas are dopë! |
| Rap Battles › Re: +++**opinions: Let's Bury The Hatchet**+++ by coogar: 9:02pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
liricyst: Coogar no vex for my rant on the prekky vs coogar thread.vex for your rant? why should i vex? Also try to reduce your simon cowell verdicts on brawls. Could make peeps go emotional.na those kinda verdicts would push you to improve. ask kim.....12 months ago, his bars would stretch from here to montego bay. these days, he's learnt to compress his lines. 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:53pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
darkenedrebel:i saw it.....it didn't quite connect with your opponent so i left it alone. such bars are considered fillers. |
| Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 8:47pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Kimoni:they didn't represent jack! this is just a collection of all the pictures available on the net where these female celebs didn't put on a bra. |
| Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 7:57pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Timbuktou:hehe! kimoni wan use style collect free advice. |
| Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 7:53pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Kimoni:better hop to romance section..... no one wears boxers here....strictly y-fronts! |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:51pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
Raplinx999:facebookers can't write to save their moms' lives. your stretches defied hooke's law. at some point, i thought i was reading GEJ's budget speech. there's no way you won that battle - your penmanship needs spiritual deliverance on mount horeb! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Rap Battles › Re: +++**opinions: Let's Bury The Hatchet**+++ by coogar: 7:42pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
this is the battle rap section, folks..... if you want an environment where bubbles would be blown in your arsës, please go to the poetry section. the animosity & the beef is very natural. it's a highly competitive sport. what's the essence of being humble to one another when you would still curse your opponent's parents in your script? you guys are saying ibime is humble on the threads but then i have seen him tear into people's parents in his battle scripts - that to me is sheer hypocrisy! the beef should never go away. the only thing i would agree with is the childishness that normally surrounds the verdicts of big battles. there are some roaches in this section that use bad blood to drop their verds. that is what we should fight against. for instance, i detest mikuz with every fibre of my body but that wouldn't make me vote against him if he writes a superb verse. the reason some textcees ban some set of people from voting is because they have belatedly realised that no matter how good their scripts are, it would be voted against cos of bad belle. i have seen victories taken out of darkrebel's jaws because of bad belle verdicts so he's within his rights to ban these unscrupulous elements from his battles. battle rap is a competitive sport - in the real world, people get killed on the streets. we have seen professionals have a go at each other on the biggest stages in the world. if you take out the animosity out of the game, we might as well start writing love letters to each other in the name of respect! this is battle rap - the point is to disrespect, humiliate, verbally destroy your foe. if the heat is too intense, get the fück out of this hell's kitchen. my 2 pennies! 7 Likes 3 Shares |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:20pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
ElFenomeno1:you have practically rehashed the same rubbish airmark posted yesterday. it must be a slow day in your central nervous system today. say what you want, we love our depay! 1 Share
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| Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 7:17pm On Oct 14, 2015 |
i am starting to suspect kimoni. what do you want with men's boxers? |
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