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ELYMAXiimus:of course, you won! didn't all the voters give you the W? . you suarez'd your way into your lines and still lost woefully. heywhizzy called you a thief politely. rebel undressed you in public with the house-warming bar. biko, stealing musta been encoded in your DNA.ole---barawo! ![]() sosiqdude:nah - i ain't taking it easy with the loser. na airmark i blame. when i wanted the tool to create a thread and pledge that he would deactivate if he loses, it's because of a day like this. airmark cajoled me into taking the battle cos elyfart said he's the man of his words. he lost and he's still posting with his idiötic moniker. what sort of man reneges on his words? a cripple - with no spinal cord! |
thorpido:stop arguing blindly..... indecent dressing can cause a woman to be räped. why is it that the people selling sex as a profession dress indecently? so when a normal woman dresses indecently, she's seen as a pröstitute by many of the sexually-violent males in the society and the rest is history. take a transparent bag filled with dollar notes in a motor park and let's see if you won't be robbed. i am sure a naija police officer would rob you first before the real robbers get a chance. |
ELYMAXiimus:silent treatment after losing woefully? you are a disgrace. were you not thumping your chest that siddoggg & mikuz lost because they were battle-fatigued? so why did you lose then? were you battle fatigued too or you were fighting ebola prior the battle? you had the big chance to silence coogar once and for all for your state and you lost woefully.....you are a disgrace to your village. you had weeks to prepare and all you could muster was bite heywhizzy, darkrebel and theprekky. you would not punch your way out of a paperbag. fück outta here....you ignorant bâstard! |
Nihilist:you are a consummate retärd! the only thing that never lies in this world is the number. stats are facts not your idiötic opinion backed up by jamie redknapp. world class players like xavi, henry, edgar davids, zidane, alonso, etc have all said scholes is the messiah of the midfield in the last 20 years. At the end of the day, both players have left the EPL and what we have are the absolute figures. And only coogar the salesman will try to subvert absolute numbers for his silly argumentabsolute figures cannot cut it here cos one of the players played more games. 11,000 mins more and he also scored an obscene number of penalties to pad up the stats. the ratio of awoof pen between the two maestros is 50:1 to lampard. why then should we count absolute numbers when math has given us the opportunity to check the rate! Lampard scored more goals and had more assists than Scholes in the EPL. Fact.only an idiot with pöop for brains & condensed spittle on both sides of the mouth would make analytical conclusion based on absolute numbers. only a morôn would expect a player that played 11,000 less minutes to have the same number. some things cannot be taught in adulthood - i fear you have gone past enrolling into adult classes now to learn when to apply proportion. |
Nihilist:that's not my business.... the real issue is between lampard & scholes other players in the EPL aren't as gifted as lampard. i am not saying lampard is a poor player, i am saying scholes is just better than him in everything. |
Nihilist:isn't this when the number of minutes played come into play? why are Chelsea fans so moronic with numbers? lampard played 47,934 mins(minus city's stats) scholes played 36,086 mins lampard played 11,000 more minutes translating to 122 league games more than scholes. oya, calculate how many minutes it takes scholes to cop an assist & how long it took lampard. as per goals..... scholes scored only one penalty for man utd. lampard scored 50. if you calculate the open play goals, scholes is more prolific. |
Nihilist:you are still a goat! 98 assists in 32,300+ league minutes. that's what we should respect? do the math of the number of minutes it takes the fat cow to cop one assist! |
Nihilist:45 assists? you are a goat! opta only started counting assists in the premier league in 06/07. scholes has been playing for united since 96 circa. it's shameful that you think scholes only has 45 assists. if we begin diss chelsea fans now, you would start hyperventilating.... scholes has 138 assists for man utd. argue with stats.... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0EA8GQIcAAaNKG.jpg |
Nihilist:https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/831#25282238 this was where you & airbornelacer ran away last year after being buried alive. |
Nihilist:how many times do you want me to school you on this ish? when you see stats, you run away. do google search on this forum, the stats are there. |
SIRcumalot:truth of the matter is - we wanted him and he dumped us for barca. if you are saying barca signing a crock shows how unimportant they see their defence then you can argue the same for man utd..... SIRcumalot:hahahaha compare this to terry that has never played further than the q-finals of any international competition. even the miserable UCL chelsea won in munich was without terry. terry did his best to knock his own club out of the competition when he deliberately got himself sent off in a game chelsea were winning on aggregate before his brain-fart! Like its a sin for an english player to just be good NO the media must have an agenda.no english player is really good apart from scholes. the stats are there. when the pressure hits, they crumble. the golden generation had so much promise but they delivered nothing. the last good english side were in the 90s when linekar, shearer & owen led the line. gerrard, lampard, parker, barry, etc stunk the whole joint tournament after tournament and yet the british media idolise them on sports pages. look at rooney's form lately. no journo has really written about his lethargic form cos you dare not criticise the england captain. if rooney was a foreign player, he would be hiding in a bunker by now with the barrage of criticisms directed his way. anywhere in the world, it's the captain that carries the team. in man utd, the team is carrying rooney & nothing is said about it in the media. if you cannot see this bias you shouldn't be following football! Am seeing a post saying that chelsea plays lock down defence was it the same under the other coaches ?every time chelsea had faced barca, they played that system. rearguard action that never ever exposes terry to the threat of messi & co......and yet idiotic chelsea fans always beat their chests that barca have never beaten them. When the team owner was looking for fancy football the terry gets his minutes reduced ?terry had the protection rooney has now. english captains never get criticised for poor form on the pitch. they are next to the queen as far as immunity is concerned. the media gas them up to heavenly status and when they get to tournaments, they play worse than togo & botswana. |
ELYMAXiimus:see this simpleton. what you are going through is known as post traumatic stress syndrome. it's a condition known to any of the opponents i have destroyed in a battle ring! the symptoms would last 3-9 months. the more obstinate you get, the longer it persists. i don't blame you though, na that yeye airmark that failed to ban your account permanently after your woeful loss. why are you bitter anyways? you had your chance in the ring and you lost. all the people gassing you before the brawl gave you the L. your own homies set you up - they left you stranded for cannibal coog to eviscerate. may amadioha impregnate you with albino quadruplets! |
Ibime:nah..... |
Supermiy:number 2 is a must have number 3 is essential. |
Ibime:i only listen to 2 tracks on c true hollywood. he tried to go commercial and that idea failed horribly! it was a very poor album....by his standards. |
Ibime:never knew you fücked with canibus.... i have always thought you were more of a soulja boy, nick cannon or chingy fan. ![]() Supermiy:can-i-bus 2000 BC rip the jacker c true hollywood stories |
Ibime:canibus mentored me, eminem completed the project! ![]() obainojazz:it can rhyme! i have come to realise there's no right or wrong way to pronounce those words. even the brits have different ways of going about it. the northerners have a different accent to the londoners. a word like shire can be pronounced as shaw, sure, shere and even shyer. shyer is the most accurate but londoners think shyer is the village accent, the posh way of saying it is shaw! |
Ibime:yours is worse.... you swap L for R and vice versa....so pronouncing things like brother or surrender becomes a problem. i have always thought i have seen it all until ibime was asked to pronounce parallelogram and all manner of spittle was flying out like the russian MIG. ![]() |
Ibime:worse.... you think i'm like you with all your h/ch factor? |
ibime is sick in the head.... your last flight has given you barotrauma. the nigga clearly said "i love the way you do it" why are you hearing words wrongly. brown wax has blocked your eustachian tube! |
Debroslink:cheese n rice....i was just pulling your legs.... |
GIYAZZ:your father is ignorant & your mom is silly! Same way you used the American tongue to play tis with dis is the same way Modo used in executing that pun. All those KOTD guys you worship use the same grace too. Drop this argument or keep basking in stupidityy.why won't i reply you? you quote me and you shall be rewarded accordingly with gore & acute pain. you are a tool - there's no single english speaking country that pronounces i as ah! even the ghetto kids who are illiterates would never use ah as i. you are not talking to your fellow villagers here who are alcohol sodden pissy-drunk fools. if you marry a fool like you, you would produce plonkers..... |
Debroslink:make una no steal my analysis o.... i printed the math up there first. i think i really need to put copyright on my comments these days. https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/2222#38850760 coogar: |
Ibime:americans pronounce ai just like the brits. there's no english speaking country that mix-up 2 distinct vowels in their diction! |
Ibime:thats the point - he never used ah! "when ah diss ababa" is a forced pun by every means you look at it. it was disgustingly worded. |
Ibime:you must have fluff in your ears.... nas clearly said my poetry's deep, i never fell this is the lyrics from the album's sleeve....plus i'm actually bumping the joint right now. nas is so much of a superb writer to use ah & ma!!
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mikuz:https://oi61.tinypic.com/10d6zxg.jpg |
mikuz:scottish don't pronounce i as ah! they even emphasise their i more than the native english speakers. admit it - mode9 forced that bar but naija folks chop the pun without actually analysing it. when we tell you modo is wack, you nor go gree. anyways..... if you disagree with me again, ah will report you to airmark. airmark will have you banned and ah will celebrate your ban by taking 2 bottles of stout. ah will take pictures and upload it via my ah-pad. ![]() |
mikuz:i and ah are 2 different vowels. go to this site and listen for yourself how appendicitis is pronounced differently by the brits & the americans click each flag to listen.... http://www.thefreedictionary.com/appendicitis
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mikuz:says who? tis = dis......north american tongue how do you think americans pronounce carter? car-tar or car-dar? |
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