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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:16pm On Oct 12, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
I know you like back and forths
redundant knave!
go get yourself a job, old man.
and for the records; I didn't lose that spar!.
of course, you won!
didn't all the voters give you the W? grin cheesy grin. you suarez'd your way into your lines and still lost woefully. heywhizzy called you a thief politely. rebel undressed you in public with the house-warming bar. biko, stealing musta been encoded in your DNA.

ole---barawo! cheesy


sosiqdude:
Nigga take it easy with him na
nah - i ain't taking it easy with the loser. na airmark i blame. when i wanted the tool to create a thread and pledge that he would deactivate if he loses, it's because of a day like this. airmark cajoled me into taking the battle cos elyfart said he's the man of his words. he lost and he's still posting with his idiötic moniker.

what sort of man reneges on his words? a cripple - with no spinal cord!
FamilyRe: Is Indecent Dressing D Cause Of Rape by coogar: 1:11pm On Oct 12, 2015
thorpido:
I guess we all agree on the need to take precaution and exercise decorum when it comes to dressing. The question is on whether that is the cause for rape which is a no. There are people who do not in any way dress suggestively and yet get raped.
stop arguing blindly.....
indecent dressing can cause a woman to be räped. why is it that the people selling sex as a profession dress indecently?

so when a normal woman dresses indecently, she's seen as a pröstitute by many of the sexually-violent males in the society and the rest is history.

take a transparent bag filled with dollar notes in a motor park and let's see if you won't be robbed. i am sure a naija police officer would rob you first before the real robbers get a chance.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:03pm On Oct 12, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
I'm putting you on a silent treatment like they do for biatches wigging out. loser!
silent treatment after losing woefully?

you are a disgrace. were you not thumping your chest that siddoggg & mikuz lost because they were battle-fatigued? so why did you lose then? were you battle fatigued too or you were fighting ebola prior the battle?

you had the big chance to silence coogar once and for all for your state and you lost woefully.....you are a disgrace to your village. you had weeks to prepare and all you could muster was bite heywhizzy, darkrebel and theprekky. you would not punch your way out of a paperbag.

fück outta here....you ignorant bâstard!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
Nihilist:
I have said several times that you are an olodo when it comes to numbers. It is because of you that I posted a series on articles on the blind over reliance on numbers. The rate of assists only comes into play when you're trying to predict or forecast Scholes future output. The rate does not mean diddly squat.
you are a consummate retärd!
the only thing that never lies in this world is the number. stats are facts not your idiötic opinion backed up by jamie redknapp.

world class players like xavi, henry, edgar davids, zidane, alonso, etc have all said scholes is the messiah of the midfield in the last 20 years.

At the end of the day, both players have left the EPL and what we have are the absolute figures. And only coogar the salesman will try to subvert absolute numbers for his silly argument
absolute figures cannot cut it here cos one of the players played more games. 11,000 mins more and he also scored an obscene number of penalties to pad up the stats. the ratio of awoof pen between the two maestros is 50:1 to lampard. why then should we count absolute numbers when math has given us the opportunity to check the rate!


Lampard scored more goals and had more assists than Scholes in the EPL. Fact.
only an idiot with pöop for brains & condensed spittle on both sides of the mouth would make analytical conclusion based on absolute numbers. only a morôn would expect a player that played 11,000 less minutes to have the same number. some things cannot be taught in adulthood - i fear you have gone past enrolling into adult classes now to learn when to apply proportion.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:06pm On Oct 12, 2015
Nihilist:
But there are other players in EPL that have played a similar amount of minutes....Why do they not have that amount of assists?
that's not my business....

the real issue is between lampard & scholes
other players in the EPL aren't as gifted as lampard. i am not saying lampard is a poor player, i am saying scholes is just better than him in everything.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:55am On Oct 12, 2015
Nihilist:
Well even the EPL official website does not count from 1992 so dont blame me

Ok even if you use your own stats...

Lampard still has 173 assists and 177 goals. Scholes has 138 assists and 107 goals.

So....How is Scholes better than Lampard?
isn't this when the number of minutes played come into play? why are Chelsea fans so moronic with numbers?

lampard played 47,934 mins(minus city's stats)
scholes played 36,086 mins

lampard played 11,000 more minutes translating to 122 league games more than scholes.

oya, calculate how many minutes it takes scholes to cop an assist & how long it took lampard.

as per goals.....
scholes scored only one penalty for man utd. lampard scored 50. if you calculate the open play goals, scholes is more prolific.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:49am On Oct 12, 2015
Nihilist:
grin grin grin

Bwahaha

Meanwhile I just realised that Rooney has 94 Epl assists...just 5 behind Gerrard in 2nd place on the all time list.
He's also one goal from going joint second EPL top scorer of all time...


These scummies do not respect their heroes at all
you are still a goat!

98 assists in 32,300+ league minutes. that's what we should respect? do the math of the number of minutes it takes the fat cow to cop one assist!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:38am On Oct 12, 2015
Nihilist:
The reason I ran away was due to the sheer amount of lies you peddled that day..
Scholes registered only 45 league assists in the EPL
You inflated it it to 138
Now...can you please produce the REAL stats that prove Scholes is better than Lampard? cheesy
45 assists?
you are a goat!

opta only started counting assists in the premier league in 06/07. scholes has been playing for united since 96 circa.

it's shameful that you think scholes only has 45 assists. if we begin diss chelsea fans now, you would start hyperventilating....

scholes has 138 assists for man utd.

argue with stats....

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0EA8GQIcAAaNKG.jpg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:20am On Oct 12, 2015
Nihilist:
But what stats though? cheesy
https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/831#25282238

this was where you & airbornelacer ran away last year after being buried alive.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:08am On Oct 12, 2015
Nihilist:
Which stats are there to show Scholes is better than Lampard sir?
how many times do you want me to school you on this ish? when you see stats, you run away. do google search on this forum, the stats are there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:59am On Oct 12, 2015
SIRcumalot:
Yeah real sophie choice,giving the chance to join a team where I would actually defend or pretend to and still win trophies I know where I am going.
truth of the matter is - we wanted him and he dumped us for barca. if you are saying barca signing a crock shows how unimportant they see their defence then you can argue the same for man utd.....

SIRcumalot:
Pique + Ramos= confedration cup loss
Pique + Ramos= World cup 2015
Pique + Mascherano= bayern munich loss.
hahahaha
compare this to terry that has never played further than the q-finals of any international competition. even the miserable UCL chelsea won in munich was without terry.

terry did his best to knock his own club out of the competition when he deliberately got himself sent off in a game chelsea were winning on aggregate before his brain-fart!

Like its a sin for an english player to just be good NO the media must have an agenda.
Even the Milan of the early 2000's that plays lockdown defence on everybody it never reduce the legendary status of Nesta,Maldini and Co.
no english player is really good apart from scholes. the stats are there. when the pressure hits, they crumble. the golden generation had so much promise but they delivered nothing. the last good english side were in the 90s when linekar, shearer & owen led the line.

gerrard, lampard, parker, barry, etc stunk the whole joint tournament after tournament and yet the british media idolise them on sports pages. look at rooney's form lately. no journo has really written about his lethargic form cos you dare not criticise the england captain.

if rooney was a foreign player, he would be hiding in a bunker by now with the barrage of criticisms directed his way. anywhere in the world, it's the captain that carries the team. in man utd, the team is carrying rooney & nothing is said about it in the media.

if you cannot see this bias you shouldn't be following football!

Am seeing a post saying that chelsea plays lock down defence was it the same under the other coaches ?
every time chelsea had faced barca, they played that system. rearguard action that never ever exposes terry to the threat of messi & co......and yet idiotic chelsea fans always beat their chests that barca have never beaten them.

When the team owner was looking for fancy football the terry gets his minutes reduced ?
Who don good don good abeg.
terry had the protection rooney has now. english captains never get criticised for poor form on the pitch. they are next to the queen as far as immunity is concerned. the media gas them up to heavenly status and when they get to tournaments, they play worse than togo & botswana.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:37am On Oct 12, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
ThePrekky's verse - maybe wasnt as dope as expected, but it wasnt wack.

If you don't like seeing keys, you can as well skip it and go straight to the main verse.

Y'all didn't get the humour in the verse because you're not familiar with the personals. It was a personal filled brawl.
Imagine what a non-member of this section would think of giyaz's verse against dark.


Think twice before jumping into conclusion. And you'd be doing yourself a great deal of favour by ignoring such frivolous comments
by thecrook!
see this simpleton.
what you are going through is known as post traumatic stress syndrome. it's a condition known to any of the opponents i have destroyed in a battle ring! the symptoms would last 3-9 months. the more obstinate you get, the longer it persists.

i don't blame you though, na that yeye airmark that failed to ban your account permanently after your woeful loss. why are you bitter anyways? you had your chance in the ring and you lost. all the people gassing you before the brawl gave you the L. your own homies set you up - they left you stranded for cannibal coog to eviscerate.

may amadioha impregnate you with albino quadruplets!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:31am On Oct 12, 2015
Ibime:
Did you attend Canibus legendary show at Subterranea in 2000?
nah.....
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:18am On Oct 12, 2015
Supermiy:
finally I'l Know What To Search For
number 2 is a must have
number 3 is essential.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:11am On Oct 12, 2015
Ibime:
As coogar stated but don't bother with C True Hollywood stories, that was wacker than wack.
i only listen to 2 tracks on c true hollywood. he tried to go commercial and that idea failed horribly! it was a very poor album....by his standards.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:04am On Oct 12, 2015
Ibime:
Even Darkenedrebel done dey quote Canibus these days ie "obsequious as the disciples of Jesus".

I get Canibus first 4 albums memorised word for word so anybody pull Canibus reference I go spot am.
never knew you fücked with canibus....
i have always thought you were more of a soulja boy, nick cannon or chingy fan. grin cheesy

Supermiy:
mind Naming His Albums Egbon?
can-i-bus
2000 BC
rip the jacker
c true hollywood stories
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:55pm On Oct 11, 2015
Ibime:
One old school Canibus fan can always spot another ie reference to Russian MIG.

Everytime ah see you dey argue for Sports section, you dey always pull one Canibus reference or another. grin
canibus mentored me, eminem completed the project! wink

obainojazz:
this sounds like what krone would do....if I may ask...can spear be rhymed with spare
it can rhyme!
i have come to realise there's no right or wrong way to pronounce those words. even the brits have different ways of going about it. the northerners have a different accent to the londoners.

a word like shire can be pronounced as shaw, sure, shere and even shyer. shyer is the most accurate but londoners think shyer is the village accent, the posh way of saying it is shaw!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:37pm On Oct 11, 2015
obainojazz:
Palarerroglam tongue
that's ibime for you.
cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:32pm On Oct 11, 2015
Ibime:
Your own no be ai or ah. . . na high!
yours is worse....
you swap L for R and vice versa....so pronouncing things like brother or surrender becomes a problem.

i have always thought i have seen it all until ibime was asked to pronounce parallelogram and all manner of spittle was flying out like the russian MIG. grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:25pm On Oct 11, 2015
Ibime:
Na you sabi. . . . Ibime is well versed in pronunciation of all words, can't be arguing I with you. . . as for you, we dey wait your audio, maybe you sound like Falz! grin
worse....
you think i'm like you with all your h/ch factor?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:18pm On Oct 11, 2015
ibime is sick in the head....
your last flight has given you barotrauma.

the nigga clearly said "i love the way you do it" why are you hearing words wrongly. brown wax has blocked your eustachian tube!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:10pm On Oct 11, 2015
Debroslink:
My man, leave matter for Mata. Sometimes, repetition is the basis for emphasis.
cheese n rice....i was just pulling your legs....
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:07pm On Oct 11, 2015
GIYAZZ:
You are very ignorant,
and it's starting to make you look silly.
your father is ignorant & your mom is silly!

Same way you used the American tongue to play tis with dis is the same way Modo used in executing that pun. All those KOTD guys you worship use the same grace too. Drop this argument or keep basking in stupidityy.

PS: Don't even reply this.
why won't i reply you?
you quote me and you shall be rewarded accordingly with gore & acute pain. you are a tool - there's no single english speaking country that pronounces i as ah!

even the ghetto kids who are illiterates would never use ah as i. you are not talking to your fellow villagers here who are alcohol sodden pissy-drunk fools.

if you marry a fool like you, you would produce plonkers.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:02pm On Oct 11, 2015
Debroslink:
My man, you have said it all.


Pique + Puyol / Yaya = 2009 TREBLE

Pique + Ramos = 2010 World cup

Pique + Ramos = 2012 Euros

Pique + Mascherano = 2015 TREBLE
make una no steal my analysis o....
i printed the math up there first. i think i really need to put copyright on my comments these days.

https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/2222#38850760

coogar:
pique + puyol = euro 2012
pique + mascherano = UCL 2015
pique + puyol = world cup 2010

the only common factor is pique.....and yet he's average? heaven knows what he would be like if he's not average....
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:48pm On Oct 11, 2015
Ibime:
Nigga I can't argue american pronunciation of I with you. . . . stop being silly. . . .

English pronounce I as ai
Americans pronounce ah
americans pronounce ai just like
the brits. there's no english speaking
country that mix-up 2 distinct vowels in
their diction!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:37pm On Oct 11, 2015
Ibime:
As long as he pronounced it ah, the rest is your business.
thats the point - he never used ah!
"when ah diss ababa" is a forced pun by every means you look at it. it was disgustingly worded.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:22pm On Oct 11, 2015
Ibime:
American I is pronounced ah. . . that Modenine line is ill abeg.

Mah poetry's deep, ah never fail - Nas
you must have fluff in your ears....

nas clearly said my poetry's deep, i never fell

this is the lyrics from the album's sleeve....plus i'm actually bumping the joint right now. nas is so much of a superb writer to use ah & ma!!

Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 8:38pm On Oct 11, 2015
mikuz:
It's vernacular. Scottish pidgin just like we do "please" for "abeg" in Nigerian pidgin.

English = Please
Nigerian pidgin = abeg

English = I
Scottish pidgin = ah


cheesy
https://oi61.tinypic.com/10d6zxg.jpg
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 7:59pm On Oct 11, 2015
mikuz:
Google it, you're too lazy for my liking.
scottish don't pronounce i as ah!
they even emphasise their i more than the native english speakers.

admit it - mode9 forced that bar but naija folks chop the pun without actually analysing it. when we tell you modo is wack, you nor go gree.

anyways.....
if you disagree with me again, ah will report you to airmark. airmark will have you banned and ah will celebrate your ban by taking 2 bottles of stout. ah will take pictures and upload it via my ah-pad. cheesy grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 7:49pm On Oct 11, 2015
mikuz:
Ah is Scottish vernacular that means I.
you dey craze..... cheesy grin cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 7:31pm On Oct 11, 2015
mikuz:
I = Ah

South Russian English. cheesy grin
i and ah are 2 different vowels.

go to this site and listen for yourself how appendicitis is pronounced differently by the brits & the americans

click each flag to listen....

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/appendicitis

Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by coogar: 7:20pm On Oct 11, 2015
mikuz:
Your pun : "appendicitis", how come you did tis/ this. They are not pronounced this same way.
says who?
tis = dis......north american tongue

how do you think americans pronounce carter? car-tar or car-dar?

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