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airmark:
Forget the messenger and treat the message. Memphis depay is the biggest scam that rocked the city of manchester in this millenium. A 21 year old new c ronaldo should take up responsibilities. The fraudster is playing nonsense yet raising his shoulder like a great player. You were a better player to him before you ended your colourless career as a street footballer.

he's scored 4 beautiful goals for man utd this season. that's 4 more goals than hidden hazard has scored. the only fraud here is hazard. jose feels hazard is wack, belgian manager feels hazard is his worst player this year.........

so i ask......who's the scam?

r231:
If na joke make una stop am o

5yrs nkwa.....haba

Abeg make dem no go that one o

start praying.......

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/landlords-renting-properties-to-illegal-immigrants-to-face-up-to-five-years-in-prison-10433897.html

so who is youri mulder in the football world? we are supposed to take the opinion of a loser as the gospel truth when it's obvious he's got an axe to grind?

yeah - memphis is the reason holland didn't qualify. the 21-year old memphis is expected to deliver qualification all on his own - the other dutch players have no blame at all.

the next time you mention my name in such articles that lack any substance, i will open your skull and piss in it. there's nothing credible about this rubbish. the last time i read something similar with credibility, it was the belgian manager telling the whole world hazard is his worst player in 2015.

Kimoni:
No. It's not your duty to detect fake documents

so what's the duty of the landlord?

theresa wants a landlord to check the immigration status of his tenants....yet the landlord cannot know if any document presented is fake or not. the landlord has no resources or access to any database that would flag names of illegal immigrants & yet theresa may wants to jail landlords.

the logic behind this law is baffling.....

Kimoni:
Wetin be Olopa work again naa? Abi you get UV eyes ni?

a tenant comes to you with forged documents and you were oblivious of the forgery. you rented your flat to him & 5 weeks later, he gets busted. should you be arrested alongside him as an accomplice?

Kimoni:
Lol...that's not your call naa

whose call? madam theresa?

ladygogo, did you travel to mars?
i almost sent out a search party to fish you out. how are you?

obainojazz:
here it is sir https://www.nairaland.com/2663362/raplinx999-vs-obainojazz

you battled a facebooker?
all i keep seeing are words in caps, bold, super stretches, etc. i can't judge that battle cos if i do, you would win every category. facebookers' style of writing epitomises everything i despise in scripting.

raumdeuter:
All 3 are attacking midfielders whose job is to score and create chances for their teams

So they would all be measured by the goals scored and chances created

Or what roles does Hazard play thats different from Muller or Neymar

any excuse to explain hazard's mediocrity would suffice.....

raumdeuter:
You dont need to play 11 academy graduates at a time.
If you have 9 established players, 2 academy players can fit in to the lineup without a drop in game play. Isnt that the way Smalling became a regular? By getting minutes here and there
In Chelsea now, What would Mikel contribute that an academy player wont?

united have wilson, mcnair, januzaj, lingard, perreira.

arsenal have gibbs, wilshere, ramsey

not sure about city & chelsea.

Kimoni:
You request for his proof of permanent residence, just like any potential employer would ask

and if he manages to get fake papers/forged documents, how do i tell which is which?

obainojazz:
Ibime
Emaprince
Ksslib
Mikuz
Coogar
Iceskidd
Guykhena
Jigsawkillah
Danbrowndmf
Sinizia
Raplinx999
Obesemf
007Bruce
Obainojazz
Jreyez
Liricyst
Muhdg
Kr0ne
Reyginus
Alexpissu
Giyazz
sosiqdude
elymaxiimus
y'all shld go vote in my battle....tanx
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.coogar you hardly vote....not good

i am a peace ambassador now.
i only vote in battles where i kinda know both cats & especially when i have been invited to cast my vote. i rarely see you in my mentions calling for me to vote in your brawls. who is your opponent & where's the thread?

Kimoni:
Theresa May and co. will be on your case very soon that is, if she is not already.

Can't remember very well but isn't there a new or proposed law that makes you liable if you rent property to illegal immigrants?

so theresa may expects me to start doing her job for her? she must be crazy! i learnt landlords risk 5 years imprisonment if they rent their houses to illegal immigrant but it begs the question - how would a landlord know mr. emeka is an illegal immigrant?

opener - rebel
i like llaykon's idea cos i have used the assad line before but the technical foul on syria ruined it for mr. llaykorn. rebel wasn't too brilliant in his opener but it was devoid of any foul so he takes this by default.

rhymes - rebel
rebel was almost perfect throughout with his rhyme schemes and the choice of words. llaykorn needs to work more on his rhyming ability. a brilliant mind like his should be doing better....

metaphors/similies - llaykorn
llaykorn had my mouth gaping. buhari regime got me jumping out of me seat & the jelili bar was hilarious. llaykorn definitely asked questions & rebel's only counter was the L on toyota. sorry rebel....the toyota line ain't beating jelili never mind buhari regime.

punches - llaykorn
this dude was all over rebel. he came out swinging. i like the bees/honey pot bar. reap what you sow bar was also fire. calabar dog was hilarious. buhari regime putting an end to darkness was tantalising.

rebel had few highs as well. he had the past participle bar, rumplestiltskin bar was fireeeee, the bed-ridden bar was decent but rebel should avoid playing words ending with --ing. a lot of people would call foul on it. overall, i think llaykorn edged this category!

flow - rebel
rebel came back swinging in this category. his line compression skill was on point. llaykorn had few stretches that kinda disrupted his flow. rebel edged this category for me!

wordplay - rebel
rumplestiltskin bar alone coulda won this for rebel, never mind the other stuff he had. i didn't particularly wow to the bed reading line.

the syria line was a technical foul from llaykorn. bis/bees was decent and that's about it from llaykorn. for me, rebel took this category.

personals - llaykorn
rebel, this is the price you pay when you are famous. llaykorn was all over you like chicken pox. he did his research and trust me, a lot of folks would fûck with his lines cos he made it super-believable.

i can't remember anything personal rebel spat in his entire script. it's like rebel gave up on this criterion even before the battle was set up.

closer - rebel
brilliant angles from both cats but rebel managed to cramp 2 punches in his closer & that's one more than llaykorn. i like the buhari regime punch in llaykorn's closer but it can never match the combo of rebel's jenner time & learner sign punches.

in the final count - it was rebel 7-6 llaykorn

MVGT - rebel
rebel just about got to the finish line but i must commend llaykorn for a brilliant effort. rebel won this for me just by a margin slimmer than the skin of his teeth.


thanks guys, i was thoroughly entertained!

raumdeuter:
Some clubs like Southampton still manage to do a good job of breeding youngsters.

what have southampton won at the top level? the hunger for success will not let any top club stick religiously to youth policy in the EPL. wenger tried it and won nothing for 8 seasons back to back.

I think its the coaches that are too lazy to develop players

the coaches are not lazy - they must work to the instructions of the club chairmen. the primary target is to survive in the premier league. not too many teams would cope if they stick strictly to their academy graduates.

witty bars all through......max respect to both shooters....

i was thoroughly entertained by the jelili bar, calabar dog, bed ridden, passion of christ. the rumplestiltskin bar was fireeeeeeeeeee!

verds coming soon.....

Idowuogbo:
Lolz... some Londoners are bad tenants I swear. One will even carry your matter to BBC. Awon asiere gbogbo

most londoners are bad tenants....
the best tenants to have are illegal immigrants. they never miss payments cos they avoid anything that would bring them in contact with the authorities.

those ones with legal stay? forget it. they would go to court, hire a lawyer and dispute the case against them till the cows come home. if she happens to be a single mom, she would not be kicked out in 90% of the cases.

tearoses:
Pastor Mrs idowu AKA Mummy GO thanks for your prayers
Baby herbalist Kimoni I owe you one packet of Indomi too

It ended in praise o!
6 months of a legal battle and plenty prayer finally ended today and baliffs kicked out a devilish tennant.
Imagine this person bringing fake photographs to court. The shock on my face would have been a sight to see.

People can be mean
It is well & All glory to God

6 months?
that's so short.....in the london area, it takes approximately 1 year to kick out a devilish tenant. na shropshire you dey stay?

Leyqute:
Okay, well.

However eye sample or stats cannot totally guarantee if a new player will perform well or not. Apart from new signings, a good coach should rely on the academy to spurn out new talents who'll take over from the old legs. This process is getting extinct in the EPL and is the main reason why English players aren't as good as their European counterparts in recent time.

the laws in the premier league put paid to that idea. united cannot poach any youngster that lives 90 mins away from carrington even if he's messi+ronaldo+suarez. this is why there's no prestigious academy in england like you would find in barca, bayern, ajax, etc

only local boys in manchester like welbeck can get into our academy. the FA made that law to protect the smaller clubs and by the time majority of these players become 18 when they can be sold, they have already been mismanaged in their parent clubs....they woulda developed some bad habits due to poor coaching....moreover, by then they would become more expensive and sometimes unaffordable.

trust me, it's a clusterfück!

Mourinholic:
Where you born just to show me what extreme foolishness is??
Is Bastian marketable? 'Bastian is the captain of the world champions'

at this stage, it's fair to say when you were an infant, you weren't a baby......you were a pikin. you possess the brain power of a pubic louse.

how's bastian not marketable? why did united get him if he's not marketable? bastian has a huge brand across europe. yes, he's old but then he's won everything & he's quite famous in the football world!

Has any world champ captain not playing for either RM,Barca,Bayern or United made top 5?
So Bastian jersey's get sold because he is the German captain? Are you using your head? The same Bastian that has never made top 20 is suddenly top 5 because he is the captain of the world champ....How many of these jerseys are for the National team?

there you go again with your acute stüpidity. bastian only became the captain after lahm retired so he couldn't have been in the top 5 in the past. i reiterate, the average chelsea fan has a single digit intelligence quotient.

How many did cannavaro sell in 2006 despite winning the balloon d'or + he was the captain... at least by your logic he should made top 15....

so how do you know he didn't make top 5 in 2006 when he joined madrid? did your cerebrum and hypothalamus swap places in your big head? what sort of a rëtard are you? nocturnal or warm-blooded?

By this same Baba suwe logic, The captain of the UCL champ should make at least top 15....Keep digging for Iniesta's position....
Or lahm in 2013

you are not advancing any point here - you are just spewing bunkum known to photosensitive epileptic patients....

Is Depay more marketable than Neymar??
'Depay satisfies all requirements'
When I told you that Messi and Ronaldo are special cases, you were moaning.... So tell us ,is Messi 11 or 12 years old? Or how does resale value aid jersey sales

so which player is 11 & 12 in any professional league? why are you so idïotic? i said age & resale value are some of the marketability factors. depay is highly marketable....he was the top scorer in his domestic league last season and his league is among one of the top 5 leagues in europe!

Depay is 21 and 'highly skillful' and that why he is top 5......But Neymar is 66 and can hardly control a ball........

the volume of stüpidity platelets flowing through your blood stream would sink the titanic. you musta been the love-child of stüpidity and acute idiöcy....

Did Depay ever dreamed of top 100 jersey sales before joining United? Maybe he was 50 years old at PSV and he is soo special that his age is reducing

and yet the maggot keeps bleating again....depay became the top scorer only last may. he was signed by united even before the season ended.....so naturally, he couldn't have sold shirts at his old club when it was certain he was leaving even before their season ended. so how the heck would you expect him to sell shirts in holland?

you are a lunatic....

He was young and skillfull at PSV,why didn't he make top 100? You said Bastian is top 5 by the virtue of his position in the NT,but Depay whose INT goals isn't up to Bastian's app as Germany's captain is ahead of him...Sense?

depay is younger than bastian....
in one sentence, your idiocy was hugely exposed. didn't i just highlight the factors that make a player marketable? yet - you still ask why depay sold more than bastian? you are a tool!

Hazard at 21 was in lille,did he make top 5?
Even Ozil at 21,did he make it?
Gotze at 21? Stop this Sudoku analysis

none of them has ever topped the scorer's charts in their domestic league. you see - it's painfully apparent that you lack any sort of substance in the knowledge of the game. i think you should fück back to the village you crawled out from.

there are plenty of drunkards with a similar IQ as yours in iya ndidi's paraga joint. go & discuss football with them. you are too lightweight to survive in this habitat!

darkenedrebel:
Elyfart the complete illiterate always feigning intelligence, when in reality he knows nowt..

first he didn't know spastic could also function as a noun
Then he also didn't know This is a demonstrative adjective
And now he doesn't know that typo error is tautology as typo already means error..

you are truly 17 abi how old you be? Your brainbox empty die ..
Coogar leave the poor fool alone.. This was him when he was still your stan

elyfart was born with a down syndrome.
his mother was about 70 years old when she delivered elyfart via CS. her ovum had multiple cysts before a spërmhead flagellated through the tunnel & fertilised the decomposing egg.....how then would you expect elyfart to be normal. he was born in 1974 and he's still claiming to be 17.

a nigga that feels spastic isn't a noun. he doesn't even know typo & error are the same thing. this fool also said you are a stack illiterate! the beatdown he got from the king of metaphor still traumatises him. he had 3 weeks to prepare and yet he bit through his punches like mike tyson!

my mission here is to completely humiliate elymax. shoot him down in his high chair & let him wallow in the murky waters where his types belong. rebel my friend, this isn't even a beef, it's just a räpe session. just sit back & relax and watch me slowly squeeze his life out of him!

ELYMAXiimus:
Lol. You're a dumbass squit! What does this mean? Am I married? Oh, your mother used to be the recipient of my Y chromosomes, until she got banged by 9 Fulani herdsmen. She got all sorts of chromosomes in her, that identifying your gender after she sh1t you out became a problem. Dummy.

since you are a slow coach....that statement simply means you are a disgrace to your one-eyed mother. she received your y-chromosomes from the toxic scrotum of your lunatic father.

. This is why I said you're an illiterate, because you reason like one. Why will I use "typo" to modify "error", that's using a noun to modify a noun, you think everyone is dumb like you or what?

it shall not be well with your entire family tree for trying to lie your way out of this. a typo is an error already. why would you put typo next to error if you think they are the same? dem swear for you with lies?

Typo was on its own, so was error, and so was words completion. Typo, error/ words completion - three different mistakes one could make when typing fast!. How much more shall I school you, Mr meta, four?

typo wasn't on his own, you pathological liar. until now, you thought typo error is correct. don't muddle it up, dumbass. this was what you wrote

elyfart: your initiative would have told you that that's proof of using a smartphone (typo error/word completion)

you only just went back to put comma between typo and error. even with that, it's still silly because typo and error mean the same thing. ibime was right when he said you are not polished. from "stack illiterate to typo error" - i am not convinced you went to any school at all. you are a motor park tout like your street urchin biological father.

I'm done going back and forth with you douchebum. You lost, and that's final. If thinking you won would make you sleep at night, go on, I can't impede you from daydreaming after all. Scum!

you cannot be done. i call the shots here!

i heard you have been copping nightmares since you lost. this is why i don't like beating sissies. they would argue & make excuses for their awful penmanship. instead of taking your frustrations out on me, why don't you attack your homies that voted against you?

ELYMAXiimus:
I wasn't wrong when I called you a lunatic. This was one out of your numerous scenes of lunatic displays.
But now you hover all around his scrotum.

your mother is a lunatic!
don't put others into this. they didn't script for you. they were not a party to your failure as a textcee. they all supported you, rooted for you and yet you failed them.

ELYMAXiimus:
Lunacy

that is your father's diagnosis......

Mourinholic:
If you have any sense you should know Messi and Ronaldo are special cases...... Moreover they play for Barca and Madrid, there you have it....

you are a consummate rëtard!

how are messi/ronaldo special cases using your idïotic stance as the view point? you gave a möronic analysis that depay is up there because he moved clubs.

The Pfa award and the new sponsorship deal is the reason why Hazard is top 5......Neymar Is far more marketable than 80% of those on the list yet he isn't there because he is not a new signing..

which stupïd sponsorship deal?
how much do chelsea make on shirts for it to have any effect on hazard's shirts? all you simpletons just open your gob without any iota of common sense. where do you think you are? your village square?

Has Bastian ever made top 5 in his life?? Its simply because he is a Manchester United signing....

oh shut up!
bastian is now the captain of the world champions. what has your question gotta do with this fact? has bastian always been the german captain or have you traded your IQ with a plate of hot pottage?

Where are Neymar,Silva,Aguero,Yaya....Don't tell me Depay is more marketable

you know nothing about marketability so shut your trap about it. depay is highly marketable. he satisfies all the requirements - age is on his side, he's extremely skilful, etc. he's 21 so he also has a huge resale value as he's yet to reach his peak. those are the factors - so stop comparing to silva & yaya who are past their peak!

obainojazz:
written for prime minister...you lie pass c.I.a and f.b.I put together

you want me to show different drafts?

llaykorn:
Coogar, 'typo error' is correct if 'typo' was meant to be a shortened form of 'typographical'.

no, it's not.
typo itself means error.

so you either type "typographical error" or typo! nothing like typo error. that's just horribly wrong!

take it from me - i have written for chief execs and prime ministers.

Ibime:
Nah, Chilla took the 2nd and 3rd round.

Once Chilla did a slow it down in the 2nd round, Conceited lost confidence.

His whole 2nd and 3rd rounds were full of slow it downs but he was rushing through them without repeating them because Chilla had already taken the sting out of the slow it downs.

did you see how conceited was predicting everything chilla was spitting? that was incredible and it wasn't as if chilla was spitting predictable bars, con is just too brilliant - he could see every angle chilla was trying to scheme.

that alone got me rooting for con!

Mourinholic:
Some people on this thread need cane......
Its only a United fan that will compare Jersey sales of a New marquee signing to a player in his 4th season....

If I have a Hazard jersey,Y buy another one with just a new sponsor.... That's how 70% of the fans will think

you are a laboratory rëtard!
how come messi/ronaldo are on top? did they move clubs? it's not humanly possible for the average chelsea to think rationally. it's fast becoming a habit!


hazard won the PFA award....that alone is a good reason for him to sell 50 million shirts. chelsea had a new shirt for the new season...that's another reason to buy new shirts. how then did an unknown depay outsell hazard?

That's ignoring the fact that United have more fans Worldwide than Chelsea.....

we do?
i am starting to think we don't. the way you chelsea roaches run around our threads lately is making me think you guys are twice the number of united fans worldwide.

ELYMAXiimus:
stop fooling yourself. Typo was on its own, so was error, and so was words completion. Again, you failed to use your initiative.
British slave! Your slave masters must have had you r@ped vigorously by iranian f@ggots. This, including your woeful loss to me, is the reason why you're going through this trauma right now.

you are a disgrace to the recipient of your y-chromosomes. there's nothing called typo error cos that's tautology. typo already means error, no need to put the 2 together. na people like you dey write "still yet"

i think your dementia stemmed from smoking your father's cremated phallus. a battle that was a land-slide victory for me is the one you are still claiming you won? dem swear for you?

didn't you see what airmark(the battle's host) declared before the thread was closed? why did your cousin have his moniker changed to cocklicker if you didn't lose?

And oh, i forgot to say how your mother became one-legged; she was gang-banged by 9 fulani herdsmen. This paralised one of her legs, which later got amputated by agbo sellers. Now her motion is similar to that of a toad - she's always limping

you are a product of a cheap drunk fück! 18 members of the OPC vigilante group had a bukkakë session with your mom. fück anabella chong, your mothers örifice is so wide it could pass as an american freeway.

talking about research, the last time geophysicists ventured into her püssy, they found 8 seamen, a dozen dolphins, 3 oil rigs, dana airline passengers, yankari game reserve and the 2nd half of all the premier league games since 93.

Wacko, you ain't even half as good as me. Your whole generation would need at least 10 more millenium years to gather enough knowledge for you to defeat max-cray!
Generic and wack puns like suck sid, warship/worship, meta,four are what you've got.

if i ain't as good as you, how did you lose? answer that question yourself and take a look in the mirror.

you are a microcosm of what i am like with these words. i reiterate, putting words together to sound true is a challenge for your rectangular-shaped head!

what exactly did your doctors diagnosed in your last mental check? why were you let loose to infect this community with your wack missives and unintelligible verses?

This says much about your pedigree - every sid bore by any member of your family tree always show the symptom of lunacy.
Mr meta-four, you should be stoned to death for this ridiculous play. You should be stoned to death, hangged and stoned again.

F*ck outta here b1tch!

your biological mother is a horse lover. read between the lines, i don't mean she loves horses but she would literarily let a horse fück her. you cretinous vermin, you came puffing your chest like you can outfox lord coogar in a battle.

i would always be 30 steps above you. now that it's been proven your tourney victory was a fluke, i would advise you to go back home, pick up an axe and decapitate your parents. but without them, you wouldn't have been such a disgusting window-licker that should never have been conceived under the guidelines of WHO.

so memphis sold more shirts than the PFA player of the year?

another punch below the tummy for chelsea fans and my old friend(el-feminine)

ELYMAXiimus:
you're getting exposed just as usuall. Even though i'm not in the category of dudes who scour through the whole internet to get proofs of a biting allegation, i will still make it clear before everyone.

scour the internet till your momma sorts her issue of blood, you wouldn't find anything on me. i don't steal punches like you do. 3 or 4 textcees have come out to claim ownership of your punches & yet you are still claiming rubbish. are you not ashamed of yourself?

You bit krizkut's "put sid in the ground," stop denying it. Come on, this is just a bite - having it added to the list of thousands others you've accepted you bit won't cost you a dime.

no NLer could have had such intelligence to use "put sid in the ground" the concept was mine & it was original. meanwhile, you stole housewarming, tommy he'll figure and cope in hagging.

lol. Keep modifying it. Btw, this is still arrant nonsense!

as nonsense as your conception....

your initiative would have told you that that's proof of using a smartphone (typo error/word completion) if you weren't a lunatic. Keep digging into my posts, jobless old man. I wonder what kind of responsible man would have the time to peruse through people's posts, looking for faults.

there's a difference between a honest mistake & ineptitude. typing stark as stack is just a sign that your father raised you from a kerosene background.

up there again....you said it was a typo error. typo means error already, what is the meaning of typo error? i think you need to get some exposure and upgrade your penmanship.

don't even start with the excuse that you don't have money. your father has been useless since your conception. my suggestion is -you should have him sold as a sex slave so that slovakian faggöts can tunnel through his arsë.

your payout should take you to the US.

Your one-legged mum must have caused this dementia for you - when she forcefully drew your oversized head out of her vag1na at birth.

whereas, i was part of the 7 lads that shovelled you out of your momma's cünt when the fear of being born in a firewood background had you clutching firmly at your momma's ileum. 7 men, 7 shovels & 7 hours later, you were delivered as a catalyst to the poverty cycle that runs in your family tree.

that nonsense play depicted and portrayed you as an illiterate. And your defending it publicly made matters worse. It's your @ss that has been opened by the wind of truth.

nonsense play buried you!
you were punched to death & your entire credibility is in ruins. you had 2 weeks to script and yet you bit 4 solid punches from known textcees. tega on facebook is looking for you already. stealing runs in your family tree and fagottry is so much embedded in your genetic code that your left eye wants to fück the right!

elyfart.....you lost, i won.

Kimoni:
To err is human, to forgive is divine

what she did was unforgivable!

He should forgive and forget. According to the OP, she has used everything within her to promise there wont be a reoccurrence. It's the fault of the fake wrapper that sperm donor used. She will be more careful next time.

there shouldn't be a next time....

Meanwhile, did the OP ever confess his own sins to her?

he doesn't need to.....
he is yet to impregnate any of his mistresses. when the woman was just shaggïng herself to stupor, there was no confession at all. the OP just sensed foul play here & there and played possum!

darkenedrebel:
His flow & delivery sucks ...i barely hear the things he mumbles.. In this 21st century, he still uses monosyllabic rhymes in his verses..smh

don't let mode-9's fans catch you o!

the only nigga that really smoked the mic from naija that got me spazzing was the late da grin on jimmy jatt's jump off.

random.....

@ibime, i just saw chilla/conceited & i disagree with you that chilla won. conceited wasn't at his best but he was literally predicting every punchline chilla spat in the entire battle. at some point, he was finishing chilla's punches for him.

it's either conceited has risen to a god status to actually know everything chilla wrote or chilla's angle's were too predictable. conceited surprised me, that midget is a beast!

Kimoni:
she will add manure

hehe!
manure indeed!

But he wasn't living with all his women naa, even some of those who had his baby for real didnt live with him
If he could count the nos of his children, he would not have asked them all to do a DNA test first before sharing the inheritance
But it remains a fact that he never minded taking care of all those kids while he was alive

he pays the baby-momma in one lump sum once they tell him the baby is his & that was it. the lump sum was crumbs to him so it didn't really matter.

the OP is not as rich & this pregnancy has made his heart bleed. the infidelity isn't the issue, the deception before the confession is the main issue.

ELYMAXiimus:
you are a disgrace to your entire family(extended and nuclear). So now you have amnesia? You suddenly don't know the dude whose pun/punchline you bit?
You are the true pathological liar here. Stup1d biter.
When they get caught, they start feigning a loss of memory.

me? bit whose punch?
you think everyone's like you? stop embarrassing yourself and stop acting like you are on your period. take your loss like a man & deactivate. you should rather die on your feet than live on your knees. i understand i bruised your ego in a severe way but what do you expect when you are locked in a cage with an animal like coogar?

your display of lunacy is becoming rampant. Wariblood's puns are x10 smarter than this arrant nonsense you played.
Who told you i didn't see the set up you did? I'm talking about the final HYPEline you did( it's not a punchline). It makes no grammatical sense.

no grammatical sense but it destroyed your harvard-written verse? your own don spoil. everyone said your syntax was weak.....your choice of words was a school drop-out quality. you better beg me to teach you how to script.....

Your kill-count is numerated, so you're the king of three, four.
This is the meaning of what you played which makes no sense. Anyone who understands yoruba clearly would know this. Kr0ne, gottoboy, limerick nd so on can prove me wrong if it isn't so.

i am the king of counting bodies in yoruba-english. it was just a simple but very effective punch. the play was on meta-four!

are you pained already that you're going parental? Anyway, i've always known you to be a shameless man. Old fool. Your useless father sold you off to the whites as a slave - since the leprachaun couldn't afford to contain your display of lunacy.

elymax - this loss is making you rant like a mad man. take the loss like a man. every disappointment is a blessing in disguise. even though you lost, you are at least famous for battling coogar. look at the brighter side and forget the loss. you & your entire lineage put together couldn't have won.

says mr "meta, four".... You can't stand against me, both in spoken and in written english.This communal interest we share is the only reason some of you lots get to spew balderdash at me.
You can f*ck off as well!

spoken & written english?
yet the poor excuse of a loser you call a father can't tutor you the word spastic is a noun?

ELYMAXiimus:
whether you like it or not, you are an illiterate. I don't need to argue that with you. For you not to know that the basic fuction of an adjective is to modify or quallify a noun/pronoun you are a stack illiterate. I told you not to quote me again. I have no business with you anymore.

wasn't this you saying someone is a stack illiterate? stack abi stark? i can already tell you were raised in a firewood background. one more brag from you concerning the use of english language and i'd time-travel back to the 70s and drop your momma at the abortion clinic to have you terminated.

if your parents had invested a large chunk of their savings on your education, you wouldn't be here saying "stack illiterate". this is what happens when 2 irresponsible parents make wrong choices & birth kids they couldn't cater for.

elymax - you have been undressed publicly. if you ever get the opportunity to come back to this world, never ever make the mistake of drawing swords with me. i fathered this entire scene.