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AdeLaNa1:
England win all 10 of their group games. Tho they had an easy group sha. Congrats to dem.

euro 2016 - here we come.

raumdeuter:
Fending expenses for a man like MKO is nothing. MKO's house would probably be like a hostel. Maybe he doesnt even know the number of kids they claim he has.

I heard the story of one Alhaji that he would be like "Hmm who is this fine girl that just passed. I no go mind reach there oo" Until his PA would now tell him thats the daughter of your second wife.

MKO probably doesnt know the number of people who eat in his house daily. I am sure random strangers ate and lived under his roof and he didnt care since he had multiple houses and rarely stayed in one place for more than 30days at a stretch. But the OP isnt as rich and would care about another mouth stretching his finances

A lot of men would prefer people not to know their wife is cheating and simply play deaf and dumb until another major issue comes

All the married women sleeping around, that everyone on the street knows, Do you think their husband dont know as well?

they know very well......
they just play possum and carry on like nothing happened.

as for MKO, only the children of simbi & kudirat stayed in MKO's house. the others grew up with their mothers scattered all over lagos. MKO did the fending cos it was easily affordable to him.

Kimoni:
One of the easiest things in this world is the undoing...it's now simpler than ABC. But then, if it's a problem, after the undoing, she can always prove the humus soil is still fertile and very able to sprout beautiful seeds.

Technology can help with that. Still no reason to divorce her

how would she achieve that?
bush fallowing or crop rotation?

Kimoni:
Haaa Dayo, you fall my hand . And I was nearly going to call you to come and confirm what Coogar was saying
MKO didn't mind those children living under his roof o
He trained them and never bothered that he was fending for them
His only issue was that they wouldn't partake of his inheritance. That's fair enough IMO

i had the opportunity to stay near MKO's house back then. none of those love-kids stayed with him. once the women hinted they were pregnant with his baby, he just gives them huge money for the upkeep and that was it. huge money to the women, crumbs to MKO. he had a plan & he had the last laugh. 25 of the kids failed the DNA test & they got nothing from his vast estate!

ELYMAXiimus:
I have lost count of the number of people that have played it, fact!
you must be the most ignorant simpleton this planet has ever haboured for not knowing that that sh1t has been played by every d1ck nd ukwu, both on NL and on fb.
The funny thing about it is that it's incredibly wack. Yet here you are beating your chest about it.

the bars subdued what took you 2 weeks to write. if anything, you are a disgrace to the hood you represent. how can you be so wack to steal from heywhizzy? you even stole from a pastor - imagine the level at which you sunk cos you were desperate to win. i hope theprekky's creator sends a thunderclap that would combust the building you'd sleep tonight!

may that mouth of yours twist 360degrees! Invented what? Isn't this the same sh1t krizkutz played way back? Everyone knows you're an epic biter.

who is kritzkutz?
my pen game isn't what any mgbeke writer like you can fück with. every line has a purpose. the style of writing is unique, the penmanship is incredible. why do you think i was sure your head is coming off your neck?

you're a fool. Your brain has been infested by bedbugs. Your brain tissues have been sucked dry. Your white blood cells have raised the white flag - your mental illness is too much for them to fight.

your propensity to stretch the borders of daftness is peerless? where did it go wrong for you? what the fück does it take to pen 12 solid stanzas that you decided to bite heywhizzy & darkrebel? if you ran out of bars, you shoulda PM'd me for bars instead of the extreme disgrace meted out to you.

Are you listening to yourself at all? You sound like a newly-turned lunatic!

you are the lunatic here....
have you forgotten you are still deluded that you won a battle everyone thought you lost. bitten punches, recycled angles, stale set-ups.

I mean, only a crazed individual would say "i'm the king of meta, four" and feel good about it. Does "meta" mean four?
Okay lemme translate

you lack cognitive reasoning!
the build up to that bar was self-explanatory but excess folic acid were taken when you were feeding through your momma's placenta thus contaminating your nervous system.

the bar said "my kill-count is numerated in yoruba-english, that's why i'm the king of metaphor"

yoruba-english = meta-four!
simplicity at its best - instead of stealing from tega from facebook. i doubt you know the meaning of kill-count or numerated. perhaps i should dash across the street to get you some artificial intelligence......the one bestowed on you by your creator is malfunctioning.

"i'm the king of three, four"... Lol. It shall not be well with that village witch that cursed you, say AMEN.

you are cursing your own mother be that o! the only witch in my village is your one-eyed mother. the curses she placed on you are starting to manifest.......

this was what one of the voters said.....

although Max is witty, he's just not as polished as Coogar in syntax, language structure, pronunciation etc

for anyone to say this about you after your parents spent their hard earned money on your education is an effing disgrace. where were you when your mates were studying english in school? you were probably in the bush hunting for grass-cutters and squirrels.


fück outta here.....

you lost, i won.

Kimoni:
humus soil ko...she can undo the do

You don't have to pay for it sef

in the process of undoing the do, what if the top soil loses all its nutrients thus preventing subsequent fertilisations?

Kimoni:
Lol...you want to renege on your marital vows? Over an issue that can be resolved amicably

marital vow became useless the very day she allowed another man's seeds to germinate from her humus soil.

Kimoni:
We are getting there...procreation and recreation

So her mistake is wanting to procreate with another donor? Fair enough. But she has come up with a solution...abortion. That solves it, innit?

i'd rather she goes back to her father's house to go through the abortion process. it's got nothing to do with me - it's outside my jurisdiction.

Kimoni:
It wasn't a one-time infidelity act Coogar, she had always been cheating and he had always been forgiving her because he does same - open marriage.

you are making my point.
he had no problem with her infidelity. most men always half-expect this to happen anyways. it's those church jew-men that expect 100% honesty from their partners.

Pregnancy is an outcome that should be expected from this act and it can happen with any of the sperm donors. He knew all along he was not the only one donating sperm to her, right? So where lies the problem sir?

procreation & recreation are 2 different things. the guy never agreed to procreation and that is the reason his heart is bleeding. if the wife had stuck to using sex as recreation, our dear friend wouldn't have created this thread.

cococandy:
Well if she's out of his life for cheating then he minds.
When you say he won't mind means it's okay by him.
So it's your choice of words here that's bringing the misunderstanding of your post.

he won't mind as in not doing the following.....screaming at her, beating her up, doing revenge pörn or whatever today's kids do to cheating partners.

he will just let her go jejely....dust himself and move on. life is too simple than killing one's self over a promiscuous partner.

Kimoni:
He has been sincere alright but the thing is, he himself can't be too sure he is not fathering a child outside. Some girls will rather keep mute about it than tell, especially when they know it's not a welcome news.

in other words.....
to the best of his knowledge, he has no love child. he's not guilty!

Coogar tun de o
This thing you are saying is news to me and I don't buy it

ask around....
it's those insecure guys that make infidelity a do or die issue.

Fathering another man's child shouldnt be the problem actually, you are only improving humanity.

in this scenario, the man already knows what he's getting o.

People adopt children everyday, so what's the biggie? Naija fathers train as many children as they can - biological et al, it's never considered an issue.

adoption is different altogether from paternity issue. why can't you see one has deception written all over it and the other is free will?

the infidelity can be dealt with....deception via paternity fraud crushes men and that's when naija wives get hacked to death!

cococandy:
This one is a lie.
Men mind.

most men don't mind....
he has a go-to procedure the moment he's certain his partner has been cheating. it's not always convenient, i'll give you that.

There's no human in this earth no matter how emotionally detached that won't mind their wife or husband sleeping with someone else.

the deed is done!
he's moving on and doing away with the cheating partner. what's there to mind? made men leave a bit of their heart for unforeseen contingencies like infidelity. so when it happens, there is a shock absorber waiting to take most of the hit. the rest is easy to deal with from them on.....

Except by mutual agreement. Even then, jealous feelings still creep up.

jealousy can creep up - that's part of the reason he's kicking her out. i am not saying a man won't mind and continue to be with the cheating heifer. i am saying since he's already set a standard for himself & should his partner cheats, she's out of his life. why then cry or curse over spilt milk?

Kimoni:
We can't say that with all certainty

if there's such a love-child anywhere, i think he would have mentioned it. he was honest enough to admit his own infidelity. he has no single reason to hide that info.

This is news to me, seriously...except you are kidding

only insecure men worry about the infidelity of their wives. real men just dust themselves, brush their shoulders and simply move on.

what has been done has been done - screaming, shouting, beating will not ünfuck a cheating partner. however, sneakishly planting another man's child under my roof will be fatal!

Kimoni:
They are both guilty of that naa

he's not guilty of impregnating another woman.

Besides, he doesn't really mind the infidelity, it was an open marriage afterall. He's more concerned about the baby that's not his. And I am wondering, isn't that to be expected in an open marriage?

most men don't mind the infidelity actually.....it's the issue of paternity fraud that cooks the goose!

Is he right about our current soccer and did he deserve the captaincy more than vidic?

we were more expansive under SAF, there's no single doubt about that. fergie sent his team out to win everytime.

as per the captaincy...it was rio's fault.
he got injured or unfit aplenty. he was rarely available and you cannot have a captain sitting on the bench for long spells!

Kimoni:
Unfortunately, polio has been fully eradicated from Naija. So no amount of kicking will drive that woman from her home. For better for worse is what they signed

she has pissed on their marital vows.
put yourself in his shoes - if you catch your wife with a stranger both enthusiastically violating una marriage vows, what would you do?

akinsneh101:
I and my wife are in love before we had our Son and the love got more stronger after we gave birth to our Son, after giving birth to our Son, life got a little bit hard for us which made me decided to travel abroad to Make ends meet and make sure I and my family live a good life.

As a first travelling experience, things did not quickly went fine which is normal. Within this period , my was not always in good terms with me but i was calm with her because i understand how it would be for a woman not having her hubby around her and even Financial need was not constant.

In a while , God opened was and things got better, I was able to cater and provide for my family financial needs.

But the sad part of it is that each time i visit home to check on my family , I usually detect infidelity in my wife, I used to find a place in my heart to forgive her because i know she is also human because its not easy been alone , because i am not holy too lol.

But the worst case now is that my last visit was a bit long and she got pregnant, but after the test and scan the result showed the pregnancy is 7 weeks and few days but my stay is still counting 5 weeks plus, after scolding her she confessed she had intercourse few days before my return which means the pregnancy is not for me.

Now she is begging me that she will abort the pregnancy but i should keep it secret between us and forgive her and she will never do such again, swearing with everything useful in her life.

This is a painful thing, Its very sad and traumatic because i have been having intercourse with her all this while which means i have been climbing another person pregnancy which is a taboo in Africa for such man.

PLEASE I NEED YOU ALL TO ADVISE ME WHAT TO DO.. I AM LOST I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO .. MY HEART IS BLEEDING !!!

kick her out of your life like polio!

darkrebel.....
i am still waiting to see the empirical evidence...

darkenedrebel:
I meant Tega Gat not Tefa gat. .
It's a very old battle.. I had to go through rg archives cos it sounded very familiar. .

please - find me the screenshots!
we need it for posterity sake!

ElFenomeno1:
Hahaha... Bench Rooney?
Forget it!

another loss hovers on the horizon then...

with rooney in that team, we are playing with 10 men.

Nihilist:
You know I can never be bamboozled by your snake oil salesman charms. Steve Mcmananan has a better assist rate than Ryan Giggs. If you accept that Stevie Mac and Solano are better than Giggs using your logic...Then you have won. Until then I suggest you soundproof your cranium bruv

you are being tremendously stüpid....

how does steve mac or solano have more assist rate than giggs? why don't you put their numbers on paper instead of pulling out opinions from your fecal cranium? when people wear their rectums on their head for so long, shyte particles gum on their heads.

darkenedrebel:
Elyfart ...house warming has been played by Darkrebel before. .you only reworded it. It's not clean. .
Tommy he'll figure - Theprekky
Cope in Hagen - Heywhizzy

Your 50-50 punch has also been played by Tefa gat in his brawl with Adrian . .if you wanna argue, screenshots will come in

no shït!
another stolen concept? oh lord.

elymax should be renamed elybite.....

ELYMAXiimus:
. I said that when I was the one doing the call-out, but you didn't accept. After a week, When gottoboy called me that you've been ranting that

The battle should be set up, I came online and gave you that condition as well('cause I had lost interest in the brawl), but you refused, and instead you and others said, and I quote, "nobody is deactivating his account. So stop crying like a sissy, you didn't win after all.

you are a pathological liar!
look at this tomfool - when did i ever say no one is deactivating? what made me take the battle was because i wanted you to deactivate. i was very confident i would beat you. 99% of the cats here were even doing the odds in my favour - they only gassed you up as a scapegoat & i slaughtered you with aplomb!

First of all, hey didn't play "cope in haggin", he said he did something similar to it, but the pronunciation was wrong.

he played coping again - a cleaner pronunciation than your mgbeke cope in hagging. all those time you were playing for time, you were busy biting heywhizzy & darkrebel.

Secondly, housewarming punch was clean. I thought of it that night I wrote for your wack àss.

except that you bit darkrebel!
how can you bite your foe? you are a shameless hilly-billy. it's acceptable to bite heywhizzy but you criticise darkrebel every time and you still had the gall to bite him? about 400 years ago, you woulda been led to the borders of your village & stoned to death by 21 men with hunch-backs!

You think anyone gives a hoot about what that psychotic says? But we all know you bit the suck sid pun, plus it's wack. Your warship/worship was disgustingly wack. You're the one who's got a pronunciation problem not mikuz.

whose bar did i steal with suck sid? i invented sid in the ground, sid is, and now suck sid. no one has actually shown up to challenge me with suck sid. 3 different textcees are suing you for stolen bars. shame on you!

And wtf is meta, four/ metaphor? . Yoruba + English? This is worse than Mik's team mar ya.

an unforced intelligent bar.
metaphor = meta/phor = meta/four.
my kill count is numerated in yoruba-english, i am the king of metaphor. this pen game is easy!

And your verse looked like a frustrated job applicant's CV - you kept on babbling about how good you are, instead of punching.

battling is about bragging.
the bragging is just to convince the audience that i can do what you cannot dare. why do you think i won? do you know how difficult it musta been for captainflash, obiano, etc to gimme the W? you let those cats down, you should apologise to them for letting them get caught with my stray bullets!

Shut Ur decayed mandible up! You were the one who made the challenge(After completing your verse for the year).

excuses - excuses - excuses!
you lost woefully against a very rusty coogar you thought it was the yeye tourney that you fumbled & wobbled to win? like i told you, winning a tourney doesn't put you in my class. i have been slaughtering social reprobates like yourself since mungo park discovered river niger.

You shall be struck by lightening for 90days till you become enlightened. Bastard! Youre just a ridiculous knave! What gives you the impression that your verse was better?

it was a landslide victory.
only mikuz thought you won out of the 21 regulars that voted.

It seems those punches I served you have stopped the flow of oxygen to your brain, no wonder you seem deranged.

you mean the stolen punches you served? it's not possible to write better than me. like o'bis told you.....you are not polished. you don't have what it takes to win. why are you even bitter about this loss? did firsteva dump you because you failed at the biggest stage?

You should be squirming at these point in time because of how you got your äss handed to you during broad daylight.

bwahahahaha
it must be dementia - your arse was put on a plate like issei sagawa did his victim. it was the easiest victory in my entire rap battle catalog. it took me about 1 hour to destroy everything you have ever believed in.

elymax - i am your mental idol.

AdeLaNa1:
We've not won at Goodison park in 4 years. I'm really nervous for this one. Hope we come out on top...

bench rooney & we might nick this one.

raumdeuter:
I am not sure how this would work. And I wont interfere with that exercise

but Lampard played a different role from what Schole did. Lampard played further up the field than Scholes Did. Lampard in many seasons played as an AM. Lampard did little with play making in his hey days

Lampard played off the striker in a 4-3-3 and most knockdowns were to Lampard. he was almost around the opposition box.

Scholes played as a midfielder in a 4-4-2 where he has little responsibility upfield and did more playmaking

i am ready to discount all those.....even if scholes had played as a goalie & lampard played as a poacher, scholes is still better than frankie in every way.

what lampard should be praised for is his durability.....just like hidden hazard. lampard is almost always available for the games but that does not make him a better player. with the number of minutes under his belt, he should be notching 200+ assists.

Nihilist:
We are asking for the stats that are there. NOT comparing who is better. Please gerrahia Mr Ojuyobo Isaiah.

stats say scholes copped 138 assists in 36,000 minutes. it's a better rate than frankie lampard's stats.

nihilist - how does it feel when i scoop poop out of your brains and rub it in your face? you just lost another one......again!

afrodoc2:
Yes definitely. However Nihilist has cleared it up. He wants Coogar to prove WITH STATS that Scholes was better.

....which i have done

on this occasion, what you see with your näked eye and what the stats say align in the same direction.

scholes is better than lampard visually and statistically!

afrodoc2:
I am actually not interested in stats in this case. My view about stats is that they become useful when dealing with an unclear question. It is clear that Scholes was better than Lampard so i won't delve too deep into stats.

Lampard scored more goals and had more assists than Zidane.....yet he himself knows that Zidane is his boss.

this is the misconception.

no one takes the number of obscene minutes lampard plays into consideration when doing these comparisons....if you rip the stats to the bare relevant parameters, don't be surprised zidane has better numbers than lampard.

when the opponents are not standing still from 10 yards to the ball, frank lampard is very very clueless. he's played 11,000 minutes more than scholes, 50 awoof penalties ....why is it expected of him not to score more?

Nihilist:
My good doctor....You need to read the origin of the argument.
This is not an argument on who is better. I'm sure we're also so set in our choices that we will never be swayed anyway.


The argument was that Coogar stated that stats PROVED that Scholes was better than Lampard. I'm sure you too will also agree that this is an infernal lie.


Coogar with his echoing cranium wants to continue to lie unabated on this forum. Somebody has to give him the Gandalf treatment.

i have proven with stats that scholes is the better player. you were the one that disregarded the facts that numbers often lie....

are you crazy?

lampard - 173 assists in ~48,000 mins
scholes - 138 assists in ~36,000 mins

scholes created a goal every 261 mins
lampard created a goal every 277 mins

your pathological lying self jumped into the argument cos you brainfarted - you initially thought scholes had 45 PL assists. if you knew it was 138, you wouldn't have jumped into it.

next time, look before you leap!

afrodoc2:
Paul Scholes was better than Frank Lampard. The stats are equivocal but the eye test makes the decision easy.

Even in La Liga Susaeta and Chori Castro have about same assist figure as Iniesta, does not make them his equal.

In Bundesliga you have people like Farfan and Gonzalo Castro competing with Robben in terms of assists.

Apart from goals scored for strikers which is fairly simple using just stats for other positions is going to lead to inaccurate and skewed results.

The style of play of both players and of their teams means Lampard is likely to edge it in terms of goals and assists. Scholes was a better footballer.

that's actually the misconception.

in terms of how long it took each player to score open play goals & copping an assist, scholesy towered over lampard!

lampard

173 league assists
115 open play assists
58 set play assists.

scholes

138 league assists
120 open play assists
18 set play assists.


just look at the ratio of lampard's set play assists. 33% of his total assists are from set plays. whereas, scholesy's set play assists are ultra low compared to his overall assists.

even if you discount the number of minutes played by each midfielders, it's easy to see lampard relied much more on dead ball situations than scholes - and that makes him less creative than scholes. if the opponents aren't standing still, lampard is almost clueless.

Nihilist:
Solano has a better assist rate than Giggs. Check it and stop making an arse of yourself.

stop pulling conjectures from the stratosphere, mate. when i proved scholes was the better player, i supplied stats with proof. show us how solano has a better assist rate than giggs....

But I cant believe you're repeating this nonsense. Scholes was not recognised because of the colour of his hair? Scholes was not recognised because he is self conscious about his condition?

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The man played professional football, and is currently a professional pundit, and has a column in the newspaper. That's an odd career for a person who doesnt like the limelight. But the colour of his hair though?

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Coogar your head is just big for nothing. Even though your ogo is long like a 1952 computer monitor, your cranium is so empty that your skull echoes when you breathe.

Olodo salesman

you are a recto-cranially inverted peasant. there's nothing else to say after that.

Nihilist:
So Scholes did not get accolades because of the colour of his hair? The colour of his hair now coogar?

he's ginger.
ginger folks lack self confidence cos they're extremely self conscious of their condition. scholes never sought the limelight like the rooney, lampard, gerrard, beckham. thierry henry always asked that question - "how come scholes never even won the PFA?"

No wonder you keep going on about 'poop for brains'. I'm sure there is raw sewage sloshing around in your cranium. Clement 'Coogar' Njoku...The Human Soakaway.

see this fool!

you are the tool that brainfarted about 45PL assists. confronted with stats, you crawled back into your shell. you re-farted with your brain again by saying solano copped more assists than giggsy.

fart in the brain means there's a fecal-producing machine in your cranial cavity. this is exactly the reason this community of pundits believe you have poop for brains. nihilist, you are a recto-cranially inverted peasant. you wear your arse on your head.

thorpido:
Coogar,the title is,Is indecent dressing the cause?
That is where my line of argument is.If the title was,is indecent dressing a factor in rape,it will be a different line of argument.

factor o, cause o, all na same thing!
indecent dressing can cause rape but there are other causes as well.

funlord:

Why are most of the whores I see hanging on streets and dark corners all over abuja at night not raped then?

because they are already available for sex if the price is agreed. for the normal woman, she's simply not open to sex at any price so violence comes into play.

apples & oranges, mate!

After all some of dem wear next to nothing while doing their jobs while also working in close proximity to area boys, drug dealers and all sorts of male scamps!
How a woman dresses is simply NOT a factor!

how a woman dresses is a big factor.....there are other factors as well. dressing indecently triggers something in the minds of the sexually violent men and the rest is history.....

ELYMAXiimus:
Even if I lost I wouldn't deactivate my account, because the pledge was terminated before the brawl by you and everyone who wanted to see the brawl. I told you to put Ur account on the line as well, but you refused, so I changed my mind before the brawl.

you are a fool.....
you were the one that boldly boasted that you would deactivate if you lose. i was super confident i would win. there's no way you write better than i do. there's no living nigerian that can write better than the coog.

You keep making biting allegations against me, but everyone knows that's not the case - you can't prove it.

tommy he'll figure - theprekky
house-warming - darkestrebel
cope in hagging - heywhizzy

if 3/12 of your punchlines were bitten from fellow NLers, heaven knows the number of punches you stole elsewhere.

My write-up was by far better than what you brought to the table. (Battle-wise)

it wasn't
you shoulda asked some of your friends to proof-read it. you had the penmanship of a kindergarten pupil. words were disjointed, the vocab pool was shallow, the punches barely connected with the build-up. it was like the ranting of a lunatic!

I've got nothing to prove to any john doe on the internet.

if you didn't have anything to prove, you wouldn't have challenged me. your flukish victory in the tourney gassed you up & i told you clearly that winning a tourney does not give you a vet status. put any tourney winner before me and i would use their skull to drink their blood.

I don't want to start ridiculing your verse, 'cause I like treating my opponents after a battle with reverence. But if you refuse to respect yourself, you leave me with no choice.

Cheers

it shall not be well with you if you don't ridicule my verse. ridicule it as much as you want cos it would be a shot in your foot! if you think my verse was weak, how did it destroy yours?

funlord:


Shey I brought out my red button of deactivation that day and you all refused 2 comply? Na only that "cocklicker" guy wey man up use am! Much props 2 him 4 dat!

jigsawkilla is half a man
elyfart is a herbivorous animal that chews it's cud.

Nihilist:
Lampard was runner up to Ronaldinho at Balon D'or. Thats a higher accolade than the opinions of all those players combined

this is stüpidity!
beckham was also a runner-up twice @ballon d'or. nobody would say beckham was a better player than scholes at any point in scholes' career.

Nobody cares about the rate because there is no guarantee that Scholes or Lampard would have been able to sustain it into the future. Theres a reason why there is an All time Goal Scorers table. I have never heard of an equivalent for rate of goals scored.

all-time scorer's table is what it is. however, when we are talking comparison with another player, variables like minutes spent is considered. why do sites like transfermarkt, whoscored, eplindex take their time to compute per minute? get out of here with your village analyses. the same guy that told us 1 hour ago that scholes had only 45 assists in the PL. trust me, you actually don't have any credibility to argue stats......you are a football-illiterate.

Clement you need to relax before you blow a gasket. Giggs has the highest number of assists in the EPL. Giggs also has the Highest number of appearances in the EPL. Nobby Solano however has a better Assist rate than Giggs. Should we call him a better left winger?

you are unbelievably stüpid
how does solano have a better assist rate than giggs? giggs has more than 280 premier league assists - are you crazy?

The rest of all your insults are just weak, sad and pathetic. Lampard and Scholes are both British so you cannot use your weak 'English media' excuse here -One has been recognised as the second best player in the world, the UEFA midfielder of the year, and the EPL player of the season....The other has only been recognised as the player of the month.

so how come scholes has never won PFA award and mediocre players like lampard, gerrard & rooney have won it. scholes is ginger - they are the most hated folks in the northern hemisphere. this is why he was not outspoken as a player as well. a player that never had a football agent & he just signs wherever contract offered to him. he has a very quiet personality unlike the celebs like rooney, lamps & gerrard!

Perhaps you need to re-evaluate who really has poop for brains and all that...

na you now!
a fool like you first argued scholes had only 45 PL assists. after you got schooled, you quickly reverted to form and changed the line of argument that we should take just the absolute numbers.

lampard is better? how many league titles has he won compared to scholes? even if we count from the roman era cos chelsea's history started in 2003....scholes still won more league titles.

how many UCL has lampard won compared to scholes? when lampard comes out of retirement and wins a league title for his club, you can mention him in the same breath as scholesy!

you are talking runner-up to ballon d'or. beckham did in 99 & 2001 and he cannot polish scholesy's boot at any point in his career. another pointer that these awards are a popularity contest.

fück outta here!