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mikuz:
How is it not correct? It's just like saying 'so when ah diss Coogar'

what is ah?

is that an abbreviation or is it supposed to mean I?

mikuz:
Mode nine did ah diss ah baba/ Addis Ababa . . .
Perfect pun, no forcing.
Modenine hardly puts a wrong foot forward when it comes to homophonic puns.

so what sort of english language reads... so when ah diss ah baba? is that english language, shouldn't a pun read correctly but with 2 different meanings?

when ah diss ah baba? what is ah?
fück outta here with your pre-nursery explanation....

everything about that bar is forced!

Brandnew2:
Sure. Paying attention is good.
But then, what if you discover she's cheating, once cheated or even gave you a bastard. Does that signify the end of the world?

how can it be the end of the world? she won't be the first married woman to cheat & certainly, she won't be the last one. if she cheats, we must part ways. i ain't raising a bâstard under my roof.

Hell no! If you ask me.
Isn't a bastard a child?

just like a serial räpist, an armed robber, a cannibal, etc are all someone's child.

Why is it so important a child carry your genes?

because i believe i have got the best genes in the world. it would be a disservice to the world if i don't get the opportunity to procreate!

What if the bastard carries better genes than yours?

extremely impossible!
i possess the body of a greek god!

These are questions that beg for an answer.
That said.

i have answered all of them.....

Mind you, I'm not even near angelic neither do I think it's okay for married couples to cheat.

i cannot judge you.
angelic or demonic.....it doesn't really matter. the real mcCoy is that you don't set yourself for a big fall. you can be a good driver and still suffer an auto accident. a good husband can still have a wife that is a chronic cheat!

SIRcumalot:
No argument from me concerning vermaleen and Company.
The fact that barca bought an injury prone Vermaleen that can't start over the corpse of Mertesacker tells you how much barcelona values defence.

the same vermaelen that dumped man utd for barcelona. it must mean we don't value our defence as well.....

Leyqute:
Since joining Man United, Mata has the best chance conversion rate (32%) of any Premier League player to have scored 10+ goals. - Squawka

mata has the best finishing of all the attacking midfielders in the prem. david silva is the emperor of through balls, ozil is the king of cushioned passes, fabregas owns the land when it comes to long raking balls. hazard is the king of padding the stats with penalty kicks.

mikuz:
Hoods/ hoods, avenger her/ Avengers are not homophones.

mikuz:
Cocaine/ cocaned is forced Abeg.

but mode-9's i diss a baba is a brilliant pun, right?

is the capital of ethiopia I-ddis Ababa or Addis Ababa?

dopeJemi:
I don't see how pique keeps a team from scoring when he's not the goal keeper and the only defender/player on the pitch


Well, it's none of my business

just count the blocks, clearances, interceptions and tackles. when united kept a clean sheet for 1000+ mins, how many shots did VDS handle? it was vidic that stood between the ball & our goal. in many of those games, VDS had no single save to make....

darkenedrebel:
If that isn't then is Mikuz right by calling this a faulty wordplay.

mikuz has a problem with diction.

your wordplay is also permissible....the english folks like to emphasise on the g - the last letter in robbing but the americans love to leave the g silent like this robbin'

homesteady:
I'm surely not going to indulge you in this your fetish for posting silly gifs and videos!
Every player has moments of shame!

Shey it was Terry that was nutmegged 3 times in less than 13 minutes against liverpool?

john terry?
it was because of yakubu he suffered hernia in the mid 2000s. terry is inferior.....have you forgotten how dinho ran through him in camp nou?

SIRcumalot:
How diffcult can it be.
Yaya,Mascherano even song on occasion have been comfortable playing it.
Even Forking Vermaleen will soon look like a bargain once his fit playing it.
So wetin hard there.

until vermaelen/mascherano marshal the barca defence single-handedly in a cup final like pique has done on 3 occasions, they should never be mentioned in the same breath as pique!

Dhellake:
Lol, See dumb analogy, How many El Classico clean sheets has Pique kept??

your propensity to stretch the borders of insanity is peerless. you first argued pique has never bossed an el clasico......now you are asking how many he's bossed?

Then that will show you how many he has bossed, And who's talking of Boateng here?? My thoughts on Boateng are clear, I wrote on this same nairaland then that he deserves 2 medals for his performance in that game. A defender can have a bad game and still keep clean sheet.

how can you have a bad game & keep clean sheet at the top level? you think this is norwich vs bournemouth? so are you saying boateng had a bad game in 2014 world cup final in spite of his clean sheet?

Ronaldo can score in a game and still have a bad game, same way a defender might not keep a clean sheet but still bossed a game. I don't argue clean sheets, I argue performances

unless he is scoring awoof penalties - something i constantly deride hazard, lampard, gerrard, etc for. they would stink the whole joint for 90 mins & still manage to score cos an opponent handled the ball in the area.

however, i have not seen a game where ronaldo scored from open play & not perform. hell, even if ronaldo did not score in a game, you can be assured he has peppered the opponents goal with at least half a dozen shots!

Brandnew2:
He is lying.

I have a better reason not to worry about my wife cheating. First, I'd be the best man she ever met and wouldn't want to risk losing the "devil" she knows to an "angel" she doesn't know.

And.

I'd be the first to know if she even thinks about cheating since I'm her best confidant.
That's where the need for communication lies.

plenty of men with this kind of your backward reasoning have raised a truckload of bästards! infidelity does not hinge on your angelic personality. you could be the best hubby in the world and you get cheated on. you could be the worst hubby in the world & your wife wouldn't even dare such thoughts!

pay attention.....

airmark:
Ronaldo has never disgraced Terry like this before

RVP, yakubu, ronaldinho(all of them are ronaldo's inferiors) and they sodomised terry in a worse way.

darkenedrebel:
one idiota even said i forced puns when Bis was the one that played Cocaine with Co Caned..
since when did cocaine start having a past tense?

just relax & get entertained.. my next output would be audio sef.

time to put dickirding haters like MaxiSLUT & Jason12 GAYson in the ground like a Chilean miners

mr rebel, that is permissible in scripting!

co caned = cocaine'd
it's not past tense.....it's just a casual way of writing! haven't you seen people say stuffs like t-rex got 3-0'd?. of course, 3-0 has no past tense but you are allowed to write in that way. ibime used some few yeye puns but that cocaine bar isn't one of them.

Dhellake:
Clearly, Your view on this doesn't tally with mine

and that's because you don't even have a view. when a team scores, the credits go to the strikers. when the same team keeps a clean sheet, the defence takes the credits.

if pique stops a beast like ronaldo from scoring in 90 mins then pique has rapêd & bossed ronaldo. if messi had scored in the last world cup final, boateng wouldn't be getting the accolades he's copping now.

Dhellake:
How does that relate to the assertion that Pique bosses El Classicos??

Sssssssss

if pique keeps a clean sheet against a team that has ronaldo in it, how's he not bossing el clasicos? ronaldo never loses form so give credits whenever any defender stops ronaldo or real madrid from scoring in 90 mins.

Dhellake:
So you don't claim he bosses El Classicos when there are clips of him being destroyed over and over

was ronaldo not on the pitch when barca rapëd madrid 5-0(mourinho's 1st el clásico )

Dhellake:
Some up here on this thread is telling us Pique bosses El Classicos, I think I should just die RN, the same Pique Ronaldo takes turns on in almost every Classic games.

Well, It's not my business

so is there any defender ronaldo hasn't destroyed?

Mourinholic:
Sometimes I think Coogar just tag along with DAYO to avoid facing him and in return ramdueter stay clear United players.....

all you ought to have done is to search the archives. i don't think there's anyone i have constantly argued against for years like raumdeuter. we know when he goes overboard with his hyperbole.....

however, on this boateng issue, he's right!
i used to diss boateng too when he was at city and when he freshly joined bayern. he was quite shyte then - he was young & played mostly out of his preferred position.

his transformation was rapid in 13/14 season. he was a star performer in the world cup final. i don't think anyone has shackled messi the way boateng handled the little fella. in NL language, boateng räped messi & that was part of the reason germany won.

Lampard and Gerrard won nothing for England ,so therefore they aren't world class.....but Scholes is world class because he won England the WWE,UCL,LA liga,Moto GP and Headies.....

lampard/gerrard are the reason england didn't win it. scholes is ginger & quiet, lampard/gerrard are the media darlings.

eriksson didn't want to be a public enemy, he played scholes as a winger just to accommodate lampard/gerrard in the middle of the pack.

scholes was forced to retire early.....england's loss, united gain! so when you want to open your mouth, ask your superiors first why scholes was forced into an early retirement because of mediocre midfielders like lampard/gerrard!

ThePrekky:
bro you don't understand. most voters there are not like here, they can be really lazy. if you don't tell them who Richards zednick is or what a diacritic is, they won't care, they'll just read it and think "yeah, it's prolly dope shaa" and vote what they want

is it a must that you should brawl on facebook? your entire written is shyte! the readers should come up to your level, not the other way round. you are like a freshly-washed swine that went back into a murky ojuelegba gutter. i stared in disbelief that you could actually consider that nonsense as a rap verse. at some point, you were even writing in abbreviation. are you infected with ebola?

ThePrekky:
as for coogar, 99% of what you say hardly makes sense to me and those posts up there aren't part of the 1%

your entire existence doesn't make sense to me. instead of you to take corrections and improve your technique when scripting, you are here flexing muscles and defending that baloney you call a rap verse. if textcees are winning brawls on facebook cos of the keys then you are in the comity of lunatics down there.

ThePrekky:
then he'll most probably hold it forever. There was a time I laid down the chance for him to battle me but he wasn't ready, with his 1yr 1 battle thing. That window of opportunity is long closed. 2yrs long sef

exactly....
12 months ago, you were straight hot. if that balderdash you typed up there is your current form then there's no way i can even have you in the same battle ring. you have fallen off, you are washed up. you need to retrace your steps back to locate where you lost your mojo!

airmark:
Chief Coogar where did you loan that 20% of his goals from? You have forgotten i quoted your post. You are not even a smart liar.

you are an idiöt!
you have a problem with comprehension - i said lampard padded his stats with awoof pens & deflected free kicks.

lying would be checking his goals and not a single one of them was scored via penalties or free kicks. however, it turned out lampard scored 3 penalties & 3 deflected shots. 6/19 is almost 1/3 of his goals ......so where's the lie?

did lampard score awoof penalties that season? yes!

did lampard score from deflected free kicks that season? yes!

and yet you think i lied? this is what happens when an adult has traded his IQ with a plate of hot pottage. airmark.....eventually, your acute idiocy shall cause your death.

your autopsy shall read.... death by stüpidity

Aareonakakanfo:
1 Even if Alonso hadn't won the league with Madrid and Bayern, I would still have rated him high. when did winning the domestic league become the yardstick for rating who and who is world class

1) Does that mean duff is world class since he won the league and gerrard didn't? I can mention 100 players who have won the league but aren't half as good as Gerrard's left leg

2. Funlord already answered that for me.

3. He was a victim of playing alongside average players but his love for the club barred him from switching clubs

4. Arigo sacchi is just a one off and if you take your time to examine what he said, you will realize he never took anything away from gerrard

1) duff isn't world class. chelsea would still have won that league without him. they had robben & joe cole that year.....

3) victim of playing alongside average players and yet those mediocre players won the champions league? gerrard is the average player if anything. he lost them the title when he slipped and allowed demba ba to strike like a mamba.

4) sacchi, one of the greatest managers of all time. he's the last manager to successfully defend the champions league title. since then, no club has won it back to back. cue mourinho, pep, SAF, ancelotti, benitez, hitzfeld, etc all tried and failed to defend the UCL.

if sacchi says gerrard is not a great player, take it to the bank! he never took anything from gerrard, you say? jeeeez - he said gerrard lacks positioning, lacks how to move with the collective, poor decision making, and lacks subtle sensitivity of football.

chineke meh.....he completely destroyed gerrard!

airmark:
Your children may not be proud of having a shameless liar as a father. Out of 19 goals Lampard scored for chelsea in 2004/2005, he only scored 3 penalties and only one deflected free kick. Must you lie on a faceless forum before people hail your moniker? Watch the goals here and stop lieing.

you are a mortal disgrace to your parents. so after telling you lampard padded his stats with penalties and deflected free kicks, you went all the way to confirm what i had already said that more than 20% of his goals were actually from penalties & deflected free kicks.

people actually think i joke whenever i tell you if you marry a dolt like yourself, you would produce plonkers. i ain't trying to be funny or anything. i am looking at your future with my 3rd eye and trust me......your destiny is compliant with failure.

Aareonakakanfo:
1) Going by your argument? before alonso moved to madrid, in your books, he wasn't world class?

All those players never deserved the world class status until they moved to other leagues to win its domestic league?

2) Gerrard never switched clubs.Should we behead him for not doing that?

3) How can you compare the world cup to a domestic league, It just doesn't work. You keep hammering on that 17 chances.i see you capitalizing on that blemish even when the truth is glaring

4) Like i said already if you can get co-signs from those soccer greats i mentioned in my second reply, then you don't have to care about who calls you world class

1)i would have argued against alonso as well if he didn't win at least one domestic league. it's the most important title in the life of a footballer.

2) gerrard never switching clubs should actually be the more reason he shoulda cracked at least one league title. if i am blindfolded with 17 attempts to score from the penalty spot against de gea, i would score at least once. gerrard has no excuse, he's a failure!

3) the world cup is a 4-year competition. not too many players would win it. the shelf life of an average footballer is about 35. even if he makes the senior team by 17.....he would struggle to play in 5 different world cups.....unlike the domestic league where everyone gets another chance every year. what's gerrard's excuse?

4) the co-signs is only one half of the story. lemme show you what the british media will never put in their headlines about gerrard!
this is arrigo sacchi's assessment of gerrard....

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2946570_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

you still think gerrard's a world class player?

YoungDaNaval:
lol nawa 2 u oh! That Verse is dope naw, I mean Prekky's own.

it's a shyte verse.....

when people have to explain their bars in the beginning of a brawl then it's worthless to me. imagine charlie clips holding a mic at the start of his round to explain his bars before dropping them....

*solange is beyonce's sister*
*ray rice punched his partner*
*t-rex's wife had a wedding ring in her anus*


seriously, what the fück is that about? if you have to explain your bars, it's because the build up is useless. if you write the build up excellently, even a stranger would catch what the bar is aiming to demolish. i can never take any FB textcee serious......they are at least 12 tiers below NL textcees. the entire written of both cats na pure fückery!

Aareonakakanfo:
The same way gerrard won the FA Cup,Champions league,Uefa super cup and club world cup but never won the league. The fact that gerard never won the league doesn't mean he isn't world class. As great as maldini was, did he win the world cup?

Did roberto baggio win the world cup?

Did van basten win the world cup?

Did alonso win the premier league?

Did franco zola win the premier league?

Has buffon won the champions league despite the number of trials? Cannavaro? Vieira? Nedved?

the fact that gerrard didn't win the league is the reason he's no world class. do you know what it means for a player never to have won a domestic league?

maldini won his domestic league and he didn't even get up to 5 attempts to win the world cup. compare 5 attempts to 17 attempts.

baggio & van basten didn't win the world cup but they didn't get up to 17 attempts to win it.

xabi alonso has won la liga & bundesliga. the last time i checked, those qualify as domestic leagues. gerrard didn't win any - home or abroad. can you spot the difference?

zola won serie a in 89/90....serie a is a domestic league. gerrard has never won a domestic league whether in spain, germany, england or togo. how's he world class?

buffon, vieira, cannavaro never had the chance to have a go 17 times. it seems you aren't getting the picture here? how can you fail at winning the league a whooping 17 times? 17!!!!!

YoungDaNaval:
This Preeky wicked oh! See as im use personal finish person pikin. Abeg I'll like to witness Thepreeky Vs Coogar. The match go make brain!

it's still baffling that 99% of the written i have seen from facebook's RG look utter wänk to me. what the heck was that? it looks like what a herbalist would say before blowing his white powder.

Aareonakakanfo:
Delima never won the champions league but conquered football, does that make him any less better? Replace gerrard with any top player in his generation and the same thing would have happened.Gerrard wast just unlucky. Regarding the emboldened, i'll get back to you

delima never won the champions league due to his injuries & the calibre of clubs he joined in his heydays. he was constantly out due to his recurring injuries(17 league apps in 3 seasons) and that was his prime.

even with that, he won UEFA cup(inter) & UEFA winners cup(barca). you ought to ask yourself what such big clubs were doing in lower-tier competitions. the real mccoy is to win whatever competition you find yourself.

de lima won 2 world cups albeit he didn't kick a ball in 94. he won 2 copa america competitions, he won confed cup! he won la liga. abeg, don't compare him to gerrard that had 17 different attempts to win the league and failed in each and everyone of them!

Maybe you'll appreciate gerrard more if you re-watch Acmilan vs Liverpool 05. That was when i started respecting gerrard.

oh lord!
yet, gerrard was on the pitch when milan ran riot in the first half. the unsung hero that night was didi hamann who completely changed the game for liverpool......but hamann isn't english -----so gerrard takes the credits for doing nothing other than diving like starfish to win a dubious pen.

a player that failed to win his own domestic league in 17 different attempts isn't a world class player......not a chance!

Aareonakakanfo:


Scholes is the only world class midfielder england has had? Tuntun ni yen ooo No Gerrard?

gerrard is a world class player & yet he cannot win his own domestic league? please don't liken passion to a world class status.

stevie g is passionate, i'll give you that but a world class player? if gerrard is world class then patience jonathan deserves a nobel prize in literature.

raumdeuter:
See only Silva in EPL and you can see the difference in IQ.

I remembered on this forum when some fans were telling me in 2008-2009 that Joe Cole is a better player than Schweinsteiger.

The person that said that is now too ashamed to even own up

One English jounralist in 2010 said only 2 German players would make the English team a few weeks later they got handed a 4-1 loss

it's so easy to buy into the british hype....

the media use big adjectives to qualify them, they are very expensive to buy too. 2 back to back performances and that particular player is seen as a world class player. if you are a fan of football that loves browsing sports pages, you can easily be manipulated by the scum media.

it's in the international tournament that you would see the holes in the so called world class players. what exactly did lampard & gerrard achieve for england? zilch! they are a bunch of overrated featherweights!!!

raumdeuter:
Maybe if Oboabona was English and enjoys the media hype. he would have been said to be better than terry

that's the thing!
once you are english, you become overhyped. remember how pep put british media in their place when they opined wilshere can play for barca.

pep said no disrespect to wilshere but he has plenty of kids in their early teens that are better than wilshere @la masia. if wilshere was born in kinshasa like makelele, he would be driving white vans in dagenham.

raumdeuter:
Dante and Terry are football peers the same level

terry is slightly ahead of dante to be honest. i would put him on the same level as your benatia........but he's not as good as boateng!

Nihilist:
Don't try and twist the Wikipedia issue. Is there an official Jose's best player award?

jose would know his players better. he managed lampard & makelele in 2004/5. he wasn't making any prediction or fibbing. he wasn't the one that named a role for makelele, it was the media at large. so tell me how lampard was the midfield kingpin but it was makelele that had the tongues wagging.....

I've given you several examples of Jose running his mouth. Is the guy that blame the tactics computer for the loss at Everton that we should take serious?

blaming tactics computer is different from mourinho deciding his overall best player in a season. his players, his club, his declaration!!!

I've told you, you need to learn the seperate fact from fiction when Jose is talking. Jose will tell you good morning, but the moon is shining. You will see him rocking a raincoat in Sahara Desert. Jose's public utterances should be taken with a jar of salt

so jose's utterances shouldn't be taken seriously but it was lampard who didn't have a role named after him. can you listen to yourself at all? were the media fibbing too with the makelele role.

do you know the controversy that term caused in world football? several players had thrived in that role but it was the first time the british media would see anyone perform the role brilliantly. if makelele was born as an englishman, he woulda won ballon d'or that year.

Nihilist:
Im not exactly sure what to make of this response. You're posting the opinion of Pat Nevin to corroborate the statement of Jose Mourinho who is known to hype anything to high heavens if the mood takes him.

so mourinho was hyping claude but lampard never had a role named after him? if you have a memory bank, you would remember lampard's goal haul that season was padded by awoof penalties and deflected free kicks.

Pat Nevin last time I checked is not an award giving body. He's opinion is not recognised as authoritative by Wikipedia in the way PFA is.

this is where your acute ignorance shines through. on maka's wikipedia, it was written jose declared him chelsea's player of the year.

When Jose came out and said he would bring out the 'real Falcao', Pekerman(Colombia's coach) also came out to say Falcao would thrive at Chelsea. These opinions match yours when you claimed that Falcao was better than Giroud last season. Jose said it. Pekerman said it. Coogar said it.

It's still a lie though.

when jose makes prognosis.....he is only predicting what might happen in future. that's different altogether by naming makalele as his best player after a brilliant season. he didn't predict maka would win it. he declared him as chelsea's best player based on his overall performance that season.

abeg, stop with your ridiculous analogies the don't fit the bill.....

Nihilist:
A 100 years from this very day, Kids looking up John Terry will know see his individual awards chronicled on the FIFA, UEFA and FIFpro websites...

As of today, the only way kids will know of Boastank is by watching UCL semi-final highlights and watching one tall black man prostrating on the floor to a midget.

And please don't give me that ' he was won world cup spiel'. Everybody knows and remembers Pele. Not everybody knows or cares to know some of his teammates.

Boastank will be as forgotten as Schurrle, Raul Albiol, and Djalmar Santos...

unless those kids have been cursed with colour blindness, i think the only thing they would see is boateng clutching at the world cup - a gong john terry would never ever win again in this life.

boateng has won everything terry has won plus more. boateng has played in the biggest level in football - something terry has rarekt achieved. abeg, as of today, boateng has a higher profile than terry & he has plenty of years to even do better.

Kolade354:
Coogar won't stop to amaze me with his foolishness anyday anytime with his Foolish analysis on this thread.
So Makelele was chelsea best player ahead of Lampaard in 2004/2005 season
The fool also said Hazard was not chelsea best player last season......It's a pity the fool also saaid English media hype Terry and Lampard, I don't know what they did to Rooney then
Lastly if pique is a top defender in your own mind then you suppose to be stone like Benjamin.

the only thing that constantly amazes me is the foolishness of your father for forgetting to bag his wandering cöck with prophylactics. if he had taken the simple precaution, a poor excuse of a life form like yourself wouldn't be here today distributing stüpidity profusely like a hardworking newspaper vendor.

i have scooped out plenty of articles where jose himself declared makalele as chelsea's best player. who be lampard where makalele is? maka had won nearly everything in world football before coming to chelsea. of course, mongolian idïots like yourself wait for the opinion of PFA before your cognitive reasoning can decide who the best player in the league is......

Nihilist:
How about the fact that he finished as the 1st runner up to Dinho when he won the Balon D'or that year... I'm sure that was Also because he was British.

nor be the same british media dey propagate & dey manipulate the voters of ballon d'or? it's like you dunno how powerful the british media are.

this is how pat nevin analysed chelsea in may 2005......

The key to Chelsea's defensive strategy is more simple than people would actually like to hear about. Defensively it is five guys who stay in there.

Claude Makelele plays what you'd call the old fashioned holding role in midfield. He's a shield for the back four.


In some ways it doesn't seem the hardest job in the world because you don't go forward.

The real joy is nothing to do with your passing ability, and only a little bit to do with your tackling ability - which may surprise some people.

https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41074000/gif/_41074273_che_mak_chalkboard_416.gif
It's all to do with your positional sense, your game knowledge, and Makelele is outstanding.

It is down to your ability to read the game and see where problems might arise and it seems clear to me that Makelele understands the players he plays with.

He very rarely makes mistakes, and on occasions when Carvalho has been a bit rash he has even gone in behind him to solve problems. Makelele made a couple of great saving tackles against Arsenal.

He can spot danger. He is there as security and is also possibly the best reader of the game Chelsea have got. I think Mourinho agrees with that because he makes Makelele Chelsea's player of the year.