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Flavierac: If everything works out as planned, we hope to settle next year, I'll call my brother later today and spk with him.
My mum is very happy dat am coming back but she says I shud allow the issue to die down. Thank You very much, I appreciate it.

you are the problem.....
this is not necessarily because you have a disgusting behavioural attitude but because you lack the gift of foresight.....

you knew you & your sister never got along, why move in with her? you have a brother who you get along with, why not stay with him? why would anyone even move in with a sister? isn't it expected that your sister could be a carbon copy of your mother? why were you expecting different results?

women are generally fussy! they are the ones that would notice if you didn't greet, if you didn't clean, if you didn't sleep early & all kinda bullshyte. their hormones get in their way of reasoning too so it's expected of them to take their frustrations out on you - they will always find fault where there's none.

if you know what's good for you, move in with your fiancé or your brother. don't even move back to your mom cos once the novelty of your moving back wears off, the ghosts of the past shall return. if your brother has a wife, then forget it. she would frustrate your life as well. move in with your fiancé & forget the yeye tradition you are holding on to.

good luck!!!

Brisingr: Frank lampard
and i don't think Torres has one the EPL before.
I would say you should stop sticking up for this guy but that will never change.

torres has won the world cup, euros, champs league, fa cup, europa league, etc. he's the daddy of titles.

sheniqua: For iPhone 6.?
I am a local girl
Those things don't move me
My husband will probably upgrade shortly,they don't get my money like that

By the time they get iPhone 8 ,iPhone 6 will be free with the plan and I ll get it

who's talking about the phone? it's your number on the queue that matters. not everyone standing on the queue wants the phone, they just want to make money a lot of people don't make in a month.

sheniqua: Remember a story i told on another thread,it happened to a woman in this America
She filed for her 4kids and husband in Nigeria and American immigration did both a paternity and maternity test for the kids
The result was a bombshell
All but one of the 4 children was the man's biologically

3 out of the 4 kids were not his?
well........what can one do? damage done already.

sheniqua: Remember a story i told in another thread,it happened to a woman in NY
She filed for her 4kids and husband in Nigeria and American immigration did both a paternity and maternity test for the kids
The result was a bombshell
All but one of the 4 children was the man's biologically

sheniqua, you are still here telling stories. won't you go & queue at the apple store near you? i am hearing your space on the queue could be bought with $5,000. just make sure you are among the top 20 people on the queue.

sheniqua: Most I say
That is why cheating husbands are caught often
Some can't even hold themselves and start spending the night there
If a private investigator trails any cheating man for less than 48 hours,all his side babes and their addresses will be known
Trail a wife for 5 years you won't see Shishi

until it's time to relocate to ameLika and DNA tests of the "kids" becomes compulsory....that's when the hidden secrets pop out.

naija women, i hail thee!

moca: Fear don grip d guys

Hello guys,
How far now?

fear ke?
na virgin men see this thing as a shock. the men on the grind already know women can be as sheisty as men.

leggo: men lie, women lie... Numbers don't!

he probably doesn't understand the sentence. english might be his 4th language.

AirborneLacer: Drogba is never what he used to be yet you had the cojones to assert that your great grand-mother would score up to six so far Cesc's playing behind her?

That sarcasm implies that any kinda striker would flourish under Cesc, which I make bold to say is a fat LIE!

You have to be good to bury good chances.

the sarcasm implied my great great great grandmother is better than the current drogba.

No one is debating Cesc's creativity, what we're debating is Torres' potency.

How many clear-cut chances does he need to score a single goal in a game?

torres needs 2 clear-cut chances to score a goal. he's very clinical, super clinical. he's as good with 1 v 1 as chicharito.

Put through on goal?
How many of that has Costa received so far?

discuss costa's first goal against everton.

Costa works himself into space, he doesn't allow defs to bully him instead he does the bullying, he doesn't mishit, he grabs every chance that comes his way.

Whenever he's in that phucking box, he's giving the defenders something to think about.

torres does the same - i gave up on chelsea midfielders last season when watching your season review in my cousin's house. i couldn't count the number of times torres made direct runs only for hazard or oscar to slow down the build up cos they are too mediocre to find a final pass.

Chances doesn't come to those who wait, Torres is too phucking lazy to do what Costa does. Remy would do just fine if Costa sits out a game.

loic remy isn't better than demba ba.

I'm not sure you've been seeing our games. Costa is a massive upgrade. He didn't have Cesc at A'madrid last season to be a success story, so how can Torres who's remotely controlled by a Juju planted somewhere in Abidjan do what Costa does?

cesc's passes are the massive upgrade - not costa. costa's runs are well seen by cesc & he has that ability to locate his striker with the pass. once you have that behind you, the rest is easy. costa has started well & the confidence is there for him.

torres didn't have that in jan 2011.

Nando has lost it and there's no amount of defense you'd build up for your client that's going to move the Jury.

nando is a beast!
his accolades shame any player you have had at chelsea in the last 100 years. torres has won everything for club & country. he was once voted the 3rd best player in the world - how many chelsea players have reached that pinnacle?

Lizabeth: Bros i am not assuming. I have tried it

I helped him built his CV and sent to different organisations but he thought I because I was earning more and more comfortasble , he wouldnt be able to handle me and left after he got a jb

He didn't even tell me he was attending interviews. When he knew a particular job would click was when he left. He called me later to thank me

Some of them have complex issue.

complex issue? because you earn more? where do you people find spineless men? if i happen to be dating oprah winfrey, i would be the boss in the relationship.

wait a minute - i hope it's not that boy of yours you didn't like cos he doesn't look presentable. if he's the one then it serves you right.

AirborneLacer: Believe me she cant.

A particular logic doesn't support your assertion and that is:

If Drogba who's a proven forward could falter against Schalke despite being supplied with chances by Cesc & co, how much more your granny who doesn't even know what an offside is?

your logic is lop-sided.
drogba was a proven forward - he's no longer what he used to be. even at drogba's mercurial best, he never achieved what nando did. nando was the 3rd best player in the world at a point in his career so who's drogba? the same drogba that got outscored by lampard for most of his time at chelsea?

you have a problem.....

Potency is the word!

Torres is ineffective and just like Drogba of lastnite and probably your granny, he'd still falter in this current Chelsea side.

Costa possesses what is needed to bury Cesc's magical passes.

Superb positioning, an indefatigable centre-forward who hunts down opponents relentlessly, who works the channels tirelessly, and who has improved his goalscoring record significantly over the past 20 months. Utterly unselfish with his running, pressing and tackling.

i will refer you back to my first post to dayo when he was comparing torres ahead of zhirkov to costa ahead of fabregas......

fabregas had the highest number of clear-cut chances in all the top 5 leagues last season. he puts it on the plate for the strikers. we ain't talking half chances here, we are talking chances that are easier than scoring from a penalty kick. are you kidding me?

A beast who presents defenders a serious nightmare eachtime he arrives the box - he rarely misses. Tell me about Torres!

You dont just thrive b'cos you're playing with Cesc, you have to possess what is needed to thrive.

torres is still the best striker when he's put through on goal by an intelligent midfielder. he broke scoring records under benitez at anfield doing that. i cannot count the number of times torres räped your defence & petr cech in that era. cesc was exactly what torres was lacking all these years......an intelligent midfielder with one of the best passing range on the planet.

mourinho has to be an idíot to prefer drogba to torres. it's a miscalculated risk & i am sure it would come back to haunt chelsea this season. drogba is old now - he is not the force he was years ago. who would drogba scare now in this day & age?

Torres doesn't possess that - not anymore.
Even if we're to sign up the best playmakers Heaven have got, Torres would keep missing.

he does - torres is only 30.
drogba is 36, he could be 40 if we consider the african factor. why would any manager trust him to deputise for costa. if costa does his cruciate ligament like he's done before, chelsea are toast this season.

what torres has always needed is a midfielder that can look up and isolate torres with the last defender with a good pass.....torres scored 80% of his goals at liverpool that way. he sat on the shoulder of the last man but he came to chelsea & he was converted to a midfielder.....getting involved in the build-up, supplying crosses & even creating chances.

what the fück was that about?

JayKayMaybachz: That's why we have a team.... Not only players will be bulldozers.... yhu ll have flexible and agile sort of players.... Its a combo.... then the team gets a balance..... Yhu can't a makelele type all through.... Then they'll become rugby players... and the ain't gonna be no creativity

i agree with you.....
there has to be a balance......chelsea fans seem to think they made the right decision selling mata to us. he's better than any midfielder they have currently apart from general fabregas.

oscar, hazard & willian are the microcosm of what mata is.

YoungDaNaval: I Would Av Given You The Ryt Reply You Deserve But I 4give Coz 2day's Ma Birthday.
Coogar! I'm An Eyimba's Fan, So I Don't Know What You Talking Abt!

you are a gooner!!!
my investigation revealed you have been supporting arsenal since 1989.

nwapastor: One thing that surprised me about how I got engaged is that I had always thought that one must change somethings about oneself to be able to attract a spouse (which might still be true), but I didn't change a thing he just came and proposed and I was so surprised and taken aback. That is not to say that we should not upgrade our character, dressing, career e.t.c if need be but sometimes in the bit to upgrade we change so much that he might not recognize us when he meets us. So my friends sometimes it's better to just be yourself 'cos one man's poison is another man's meat. Did I mention that some people heard about the engagement and went to meet him giving him reasons why he should call it off but he told them that he has made his choice and I know that the God that started it will bring it to pass.

he just came from nowhere, proposed & you accepted just like that? i hope you have not dropped your panties for him. this could be a hoax to get to your promised land.

you better be careful......naija boys are desperate like that for sex.

JayKayMaybachz: The bitter truth.... ) and he's the unsung hero( Spaniard) ... To say the truth i luh dah dude

whatever mata lacks in physicality, he compensates for it with his goal/assist contribution. every player cannot be makelele.....letting creative players do destructive job is one of the many problems of football in this century.

YoungDaNaval: Bia Manure Fans, When Una Go Play Una Champions League Match Biko? 2moro Or Next? #lol

don't worry - by december, your team would be dumped out of the competition.

GIYAZZ: Mikuz is crazy?

mikuz was the first patient to be granted the status of a permanent resident in aro hospital. he's clinically insane.

leggo: yeah

he needs games!
holland's success in that world cup was a pain in the neck for us. it was the sole reason our transfer window almost became a disaster....

Nihilist: My point is that Torres alone was not to blame for Torres's failure....

my great great grandmother would have scored 6 league goals by now with cesc supplying the ammo behind her.

ElFenomeno1: Whatever!

nice to see you have recovered from the brutal assräpe you suffered from immobile

leggo: exactly! Also I can't remember the last time Robin assisted a goal. He has become uncomfortably shifty in the box when he tries to move the ball to his left boot

you mean robin van persie?

ElFenomeno1: RVP is finished!

at least he won a league title with us. if he had remained with you lots, there woulda been nothing to retire with.

JayKayMaybachz: Mata ain't going no where.. LVG has said that Mata is one of those he'll build his new squad with

since mata moved to old trafford in late january, he has contributed more league goals/assists than oscar, hazard, willian, ozil, david silva, thomas muller & arjen robben.

leggo: well people always assume based on obscure facts; rooney is the captain, Rvp was LVG's captain and falcao a marquee signing... No one remembered the little spaniard who has outscored hazard, Oscar and ozil since his switch.

you can add david silva to that list too.....

sheniqua: Biko the man had a stroke
Auntie had no hand in it

and the stroke killed him instantly? what are the odds that the cause of the stroke was as a result of him seeing the sex tape of his wife doing cowgirl on another man?

sheniqua: Yes you

my hands are clean - i didn't inspire you to create this topic. where did you even get these ideas from? when are you completing it?

sheniqua: As a teen I was walking home one evening and saw my mom's friend aunty Biatie kissing a man inside a parked car
I didn't tell my mom this story till decades later after her husband had died

i won't be surprised she killed her husband.

leggo: let's hope that's all he needs. He faded in the knockout games of the WC and has failed to show any improvement since. Who would you sell?

i dunno.....
it's a tight one.....i wouldn't want to sell any of those gems. they are all world class players. everyone seems to think mata would be sold, i dunno where they got that notion from.

leggo: RVP for me, he is the oldest, most injury-prone , least flexible and looks like he's lost his killer instinct..

i think he needs games....he's about 5 games behind his peers cos he missed the preseason tourney. he should be fine by the time the next international break comes.

xp17: let me remove the fat boy, Rooney from that list and talk about real strikers, although he managed to score a goal against Ukraine

ronaldo:

he played against Croatia, Netherland and Germany . you don't expect too much from a striker in that group, all credits would rather go to the defence. better defence always wins big matches. Ronaldo was still able to get 2 goals behind the net against the Dutch side, against all odds and one against cech rep, which makes him even with tores.


Gomez:
even in a group of death, he still scored same as tores . like CR7, he scored 2 goals against the Dutch side and one against the Portuguese. isn't that okay for a decent striker?

Muller: he is a world cup materia

so croatia, germany & holland were so good & yet they didn't make it to the final. torres scored against the same italian side that destroyed germany completely.

you are saying gomez scored as many as torres. how many minutes did it take torres to score 3 goals? how many did it take torres? if torres had played 480 mins - how many goals do you think he would have scored? 3 goals?

i reiterate, your excuses are weak!

peggykorol: while returning from an errand I saw a toyota parked and some funy things going on
The face of the lady looked liked my married neighbour
Na so I stop to know wats up oh
Let it not be rape
She quickly rushed out of the car to me
"Eh that's my colleague he was assisting me with something
Later she saw me and confessed
"Shebi my husband thinks he too can enjoy abi
I even prefer that man you saw me with sef because his tin is very big"
Shock nearly kill me oh
Cheating married women don dey increase oh

what is very big? his belly or his head?

xp17: golden boots in what game?

a group where you have Italy, Croatia and rep of Ireland, you scored 2 goals against Ireland ,which is the most susceptible team in the group.

or the goal he scored against Italy in the final? when italy where 2 goals down and one man down (tiango moral was injured when Italy already made her final changes)
even Juan Mata that played less than 11mins was able to get a ball behind the net.

who assisted mata to get that goal?
then again, the issue of the quality of teams torres scored against or whatever is a weak excuse. there was ronaldo, rooney, mario gomez, mandzukic, muller, etc in that tournament - how come they couldn't score more than torres?

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/02/article-2167397-13E2CEB3000005DC-214_468x304.jpg

ronaldo & balotelli spent more than twice the number of minutes torres had on the pitch & yet nando still contributed more than them. oga, you have no point.

confederation cup.
is it the 4goals he scored against Tahiti?
when even an half bake striker like Nnamdi oduamadi was able to get an each hatrick against or an average Uruguay Abel Hernandez was able to even tores' goals

with all the chances tores got against Tahiti, he could conveniently score more than 10 goals. I can still recall, he missed more than 5 one on one in that match.
or is it the goal he scored against Nigeria? when we were already a goal down from Jodi alba.

golden boots my a'ss!

my friend, you can only score against what is put before you. other strikers had the chance of scoring against small teams too, where were they? nnamdi odumadi should have scored 6 goals against tahiti to win the golden boot. don't tell us what could have been - history has it that torres won 2 golden boots for his country......

let costa manage that first before you start shouting.

raumdeuter: The 23 assists that Mata and Hazard created among them was from falling in the box fr penalties.

How many penalties did Chelsea score in 2012/2013

chelsea were awarded 11 league penalties in 12/13, they scored 9 of them. we have not even discussed goals from corner-kicks, indirect freekicks and crossed freekicks in that your 23 assists.

out of costa's 7 league goals, which of them is directly from a corner kick, crossed freekick or an indirect freekick?

pub quiz.......

if we have to sell one of rooney, RVP, falcao or mata.......who would you sell & why?

Nihilist: If 17.1% of all his shots = 31 goals, how many chances did Luis Suarez squander?

Be there forming Jay-Z....

dayo is an illiterate.....
all they see is suarez scoring 31 league goals, they are too lazy-minded to check the underlying factors. suarez copped 182 shots last season - 70 more shots than the nearest striker to him....this same suarez was suspended in his first 5 league games...

i wonder how many goals i would score if i had people creating chances for me to take 182 shots at my opponent's goal. how won't suarez score 31 goals? he's not even clinical enough. he should be scoring 50 league goals with that amount of shots he had.

raumdeuter: Key question was his midfielders topped the assist charts which means they were very creative.
How did Torres end with a measly 8 goals playing behind such creative players

your stüpidity on these pages continue to descend at levels beyond crude oil deposits. so the fact that chelsea midfielders were topping assist charts mean torres was wasteful? hazard tries to dribble kompany in the box, kompany fouls hazard & the ref blows for a penalty.

lampard takes the penalty & scores, hazard gets the assist - by dayokanu's village reasoning - torres is wasteful in this scenario. may your creator open your spiritual eyes. i am not sure i have met anyone as daft as you when analysing european football.

AirborneLacer: Where's Costa on that list?

he's only been here a minute......
what's to say he might even score 12 goals this season. if cesc gets crocked & costa is toast. didn't he lead spain to doom in the summer?

sheniqua: My hubby told me a story that happened when they were on campus
One fine girl wey dey engaged with her campus bobo from another tribe but her parents refused the intended marriage
No do no do she come carry belle,then they moved into someone's boys quarters
After 9 months,WAEC come release result and the baby was half Lebanese

E get some Lebanese boys wey dey run store for campus
Chei

women! women!! women!!!
hopefully, the OP of that other thread would have learnt by now that all those "my wife is a good wife" is a myth.