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cococandy: But they can still get saddled with the upkeep of a baby they don't want.
If my husband doesn't sex educate our boys,I'll do that myself.

which baby?
is he the one that would carry the baby for 9 months, breastfeed the baby or stop his school for a baby? if a teenage boy impregnates a girl, his parents would take full responsibility of the upkeep of that baby......

the risk is minimal for the boys. the only reason african parents even warn the boys to zip up is because they are scared of the extra mouth they would have to feed, not because they think the boy's progress might be slowed down.

Snapping up Cesc wouldn't have had Nando scoring. The chances would be created and the impotent dud would still play out his profligacy on HD.

and yet he has 2 golden boots from international tournaments while playing with brilliant midfielders.

admit it, chelsea have paraded wack midfielders until cesc arrived - this is why you only have one league title in 8 seasons. should we blame torres for your barrenness in the league too?

torres is dud!
sheva is dud!
kezman is dud!
demba ba is dud!
pizarro is dud!
crespo is dud!
even drogba wasn't prolific throughout - there were several seasons drogba was outscored by lampard

and yet we should blame torres?

mikuz: Take it like a man bro, you're very wack. Rather than stealing punches, work hard and put more effort on writing ya own bars, maybe you might be as good as Warriblood!

why did you steal cross-river/calabar lines from cex?

mikuz - you are anini's nephew. that stealing trait we thought got buried with lawrence when he faced firing squad has been passed to you.

mikuz: Same old trash. Tell me something new. Are you not the same iidiot your anambra chick dumped for a club cleaner?

why were you begging khimwhyte to leave her boyfriend for you? i mean which sane woman would fück you? with that face of yours? you look like the outcome of a sex union between a gorilla & a camel.

Lol, even if we agree that the 198 punch was weak but your own version was way weaker, in otherwords, you're the weakest netcee in NL.

how bad can you be then if the weakest netcee on NL beat you decisively. even siddoggg had few votes.....in your case, not even your parents voted for you. mukina2 removed you as a mod cos she was embarrassed at your failure......sleakid told us you got disowned in your village too.

You used 6 months to write for Sid that's why it is the only verse from you that's above average! Any verse you write in less than that period of time ll be seen as generic and wack. Cooger why is your life like this?

6 months? and yet it was siddoggg that got banned for a no-show. rhyming is what i do, i am a bar tender. when i'm on my shyte, you cannot even reach my knee if you jump to scrap. i am your intellectual god.

mikuz: Now you're starting to sound like a motorpark tout. Did you drop out of school?

says the sapele street urchin......
dropped outta school? if i dropped outta school, how did my vocab subdue yours way back in june?

Mumu, show me a dictionary where heir is pronounced as here and I ll believe that you're not an illiterate.
And mustard doesn't rhyme with bbastard as a double rhyme you ffool. You better go check yourself.

you are a fool!
here air heir hear are all homonyms. the money spent on your entire education is less than my return trip to lagos.....

don't compare yourself to me, biko!
i was tutored by an english scholar - you were tutored by a local edo teacher who pronounces "church" as "shursh" - you want to lecture me in english? if they add up all the IQ of the 25 generations in your lineage, it's still less than half of mine in penmanship.

kim, you are a sapele plonker.

Ibime: Sorry I meant Charlie Clips sef.

Anyway Arsonal still beat him. Conceited is corny.

his wordplay & punches are world class. ignore the personality, analyse the bars.

sheniqua: Abeg familanders forgive me
This is me in my alternate moniker being silly
Blame it on coogar and an earlier thread with ms nwando

I enjoyed the reaction sha

blame it on coogar?

mikuz: Mumu, this is still better than when you played heir with here. Iidiot!!

heir is a homonym of here!

your sapele accent is your problem. remember we had to take you to oral english basics to explain mustered rhymes with bastärd.

one thing you cannot fault in my lines is my command of english. i knew all the words in the dictionary by age 12 - so kim, shut up your mouth and take your losses like a man.

mikuz: You're the biggest iidiot known to man.
Maga, what you said about that '198' bar from Mode has exposed you as dumb mmoron who can't dig intelligent lines.

my dumb rhymes still destroyed yours on a battle stage. more than 50 voters said i won. you didn't get a single vote despite the fact that you are a moderator.

Cooger come back to Lagos, you're dragging the name of this country and that of your family on the mud!

hahahaha
mike ezeala - remember sleakid caught you trying to steal a woman. you were even ready to change your writing pattern because of a püssy. i am sure you were also ready to sell your last name, change religion, etc cos of khimwhyte......may amadioha impregnate you with 5 albino midgets.

That bar was very easy to dig, even my kid sis would grab that punch within a second, but what happened? It flew over ya head - that's why I still marvel at how come people still respect a wack goblin like yourself. Someone once said that Nigerians are the most gullible people on earth, now I'm beginning to see reasons with him ffool.

who's talking about the digging of the bar - we are saying it's forced!!! the length at which he went to explain 198 subdued any ingenuity that bar would have made. who chooses 198 as his favourite number anyway - if not convicted felons/statutory räpists like yourself.

mikuz - you have traded your IQ for licking khimwhyte's used sanitary pads.

mikuz: You are wack. If you think I see you as a ddope rapper then you must be expecting snow to fall in Mombasa!

Mr. Punchline recycler aka country actor, the only verse that is above average that you've written in your life was against Sid, apart from that, everything else is bitten or recycled. You think I've forgetten the 'resist arrest' punch you bit from Rapgenesis? Hell NO!!

Wack goblin!

mikuz: Truth be told, your verse against Sid is one of the best battle verses NL has ever seen. So if it truly took you 2 hours to write it, I don't see how you won't beat or tie Ibime if you use 2 days to write for him.

this is the proof that mikuz(achebe of rap) is a bi-polar troglodyte!

YoungDaNaval: Lmao!

modenine(the game needs me)
you can't fight so you are banging on the wall/you are a wet firecracker, you ain't banging at all/your girlfriend is a cop so i am banging the law/

how do you guys rate this as lyricism?

mikuz: Stop insulting Warriblood, give the nigga the respect he deserves. If not for anything Warriblood is hardworking. Go and read his diss to Seun and you ll realise that they aint on the same level. Vector is the laziest rapper in the history of African rap!

Warriblood is 100 times better than Vector sef. I prefer Warriblood's puns to those trash Vec spits in his track. If Vector was a netcee he coulda been booed and chased off NL.

The only person Vector is better than is Cooger!

but vector is better than you!
even teddy murked you the last time you had a brawl with her. mikuz, there's a reason you were removed as a mod - because the supermods were embarrassed a mod got destroyed in a rap battle.

mikuz: You are wack. If you think I see you as a ddope rapper then you must be expecting snow to fall in Mombasa!

Mr. Punchline recycler aka country actor, the only verse that is above average that you've written in your life was against Sid, apart from that, everything else is bitten or recycled. You think I've forgetten the 'resist arrest' punch you bit from Rapgenesis? Hell NO!!

Wack goblin!

i can see you are still hurting from the beating i gave you months ago. mikuz, you are behind in the art of lyricism. go home & retire.

why did you bite cex with calabar brothers & cross rivers? word for word, line for line, set up by set up. so what you do is go on facebook - steal people's babes & then still steal their rhymes?

mikuz: You are a fraud. The most horrible netcee in NL. Your puns are as bad as most Nigerian roads. I pity these gullible kids who still respect you. See how you keep exposing yourself? So this your own is not weak? Mugu, you re a sstupid rretarded ccocksucker.
How is that rubbish you wrote better than what Mode nine spat. You are a senseless goat.

at age 8, i wrote better than mode9. isn't this mode9 that said he's not a star but a jupiter? you are a fool! the biggest one ever produced on this forum. you have fallen off!

I made a big mistake to reason that Vector is worse than you. Now I know better. OP thank you for using this to expose Cooger aka Punchline recycler, the country actor himself. Cooger your wordplay skill is horrid. You're a fraudster. Don't stop deceiving people, your evildoings are beginning to catch up with you. You'll definately die young.
Iidiotic son of a bbitchy vvagabond!

no need for feeling sorry that you made a mistake. your conception on it's own was a mistake. the femidom that was supposed to prevent your conception leaked like the titanic when it collided with that giant iceberg!

nothing you have written on this forum can measure up to my weakest bars. all you do is copy rhyme schemes & steal from cex on facebook. stealing must be your hobbies - anuofia, anini's nephew.

mikuz: Cooger this is a proof that your IQ is below zero, just admit that you don't dig those bars and save us the bullsshit! Why are you sprouting trash? Are you insane or what?

you are a fool!
modenine is wack but at least he punches in his lines even though the punches are lighter than tonto dikeh's thighs.

No wonder you've not recycled/ bitten those punches, they fly over your head that's why?
Mumu. Mr. Punchline recycler aka Country actor.
How's your recycling machine?

kim - i got an email from someone saying you bit a certain facebook textcee called cex. guilty or not guilty?

youngwarlocks: while my younger sister keeps receiving guides on sex from my mother, my father didnt tell me any b4 he gave up d ghost...... I just want to knw why fathers dont tell deir sons anytin abt sex. ls it dat it is not neccessary?, fathers, ur views ar very important here..

duh....because you cannot be impregnated! boys are safe, girls are the endangered species.

ITbomb: This is why I don't login to nairaland at night

this is the funniest comment on this thread.

Nihilist: I'm loathe to beat a dead horse, but like I said earlier, Chelsea's supporting cast last season is not the same as this year's.

The impact of Fabregas has been profound....The service Costa is getting is nothing like what Torres got last year.

hahahahahaha
that's a wicked blow for the anti-torres crew. i told them cesc has created 16 key passes already, with only 4 league games. i am sure it's a premier league record.

cesc is the magician here......
costa without cesc would have had the same pathetic creators of last season that had the same numbers as newcastle & only one more than fulham that got relegated.

cococandy: I'm not interested in protecting the image of the op's wife. I'm pretty sure she doesn't give a damn what we think.

I'm more concerned about not hurting the OP more than he already is.

he's a man, he can handle it.

edwife: Oh well.I am not going to sugar coat anything,it is simply wrong for a woman to behave as such.
Not only it is disgraceful but i find it irritating for a woman to denigrate her body.
Yes,if you are tired of a man or the marriage just vamoose and stop playing the "slut".I will have more regard for a woman who walk away than the one having affairs here and there in the name of revenge.
Let be real,you want to be call a lady then act like one.

ed miliband's wife - don't forget my baby shower is this weekend. we shall be needing your jollof rice cooking expertise.

Lagunna: You are too gbasky...yes it was that battle, the school bus driver shít was very funny. con used to be good..

he said:::
Cuz I roll with big semis like a truck tire
And they open caps like a sun visor
I'll will run his house and let the snub fire
And then put the cans to ya six pack like Budweiser
It don't matter what step u on Ars, I'm one higher
Cuz I'll be damned if i lose to an elementary school bus driver

"put the cans to your 6-pack like budweiser"

that's cold!

"only time you drive by real slow is in the school zone"

dayuuuuuuuum!

you a serial killer? just cuz you ate frosty flakes?

conceited is a monster.

sihom: Coogar,
Orphans are not doomed because there are no parents to bless their union who even said that? You, not me. Can you honestly say to one of your parents to hell with you I'm going to marry this girl with or without your blessings? I can't but if you can that's fine. No quarrel from me on that.

so how do orphans cop their marital bliss when they had no parents to bless their marriage? how's it different from a couple who did their wedding without the blessing of their parents? this is logic my friend - stop attaching ridiculous superstitions to logical issues.

a marriage would do very well without any parents blessings. millions of marriages with the parental blessings have crashed in nigeria so what's the importance of the parental blessings? this is why nigeria is the way it is....zero logic, 100% superstition.

Lagunna: You sabi watch battle jare.. Arsonal even choked in the first round.. And con first round was one of his best I have seen.. He murdered Ars in the first round...

arsonal was rubbish in the first round - he came stronger in the second round when he realised con wasn't playing around.

wasn't that the battle arsonal got exposed as a school bus driver? abeg, conceited killed arsonal - arsonal went with jokes, conceited came with bars. con got rounds 1 & 3 for me, ars got round 2

i like his "slow it down" - that's the same parentheses ibime was protesting against. con patented that scheme in battle rap. "slow it down, i just dissed you" - truth be told though, charlie clips sodomisêd conceited. it was bloody!

mikuz: Same old jargons. When are you gonna come up with something new?

i'm starting to think you fell from a treetop as a child causing your slight brain damage. everything to you is generic or forced......are you crazy?

which of your punches isn't generic? oh i forgot - you don't even punch with your lines. you just go on a long diatribe like when jonathan goodluck is reading the national budget.

cococandy: I think it is wrong to call someone's wife a slutt.
He may not even fancy it.

so what do you call a married woman that is craving for her ex-boyfriend's sausage? a saint?

call a spade what it is - she's a slüt!

YoungDaNaval: Oga Nawa 4 u oh!

youngdanaval, these punches are weak na.

*My favorite number 1.9.8 do the math; I'm Number 1, Beef 9, u get 8!

what's the meaning of this nonsense? isn't this forced to you. 198 means - i am number one, beef 9 & get ate. its way too forced - number 198 doesn't have the word "beef" & "get" in them.

if i were to rebuttal that in a battle. i would say "my favourite number is 89 - i hate/ate 9".....this is more straight forward than modo's horrible scheme up there.

Ibime: SMH. I hate all those slow it down ninjas.

Despite all this, Arsonal still buried him.

Conceited is corny.

he killed arsonal......
arsonal only had "height jokes" - the same angle people have used over & over. conceited is short, he sits on baby chair, etc. arsonal was crap in that battle as far as i am concerned. how can you rap 3 verses about someone's height?

charlie clips destroyed conceited......now that's how you kill a rapper. clips went through 3 verses hardly mentioning conceited's height. he had more brilliant angles that haven't been used before. the arsonal/conceited battle was old though - arsonal was still unpolished then.

YoungDaNaval: MODO MODO! Coogar Come See!

it all looks like what mikuz would write after getting high on paraga. 90% are wack & recycled from rappers of yore.

the bütt/cigarette one was bitten from biggie smallz in 95(flava in ya ear remix)

and as you can see for yourself, mode-9 is preschool. 96% of his rhymes are one syllables.

it's embarrassing that people consider mode-9 a lyricist. if i put teddymiyaki or yeyenatu(when she's on her period) in a booth, they would pen better rhyme schemes.

i like MI's style more......

all4naija: We know Apple users are die-hard ornery. That is the simple reason they continue to fall prey for the tech giant low specs. Are you telling me in the next week we are going to see iPhones sales got addition 5 million? Nah...! Give it a break!

the tortuous knots of logic you keep tying yourself in. by next week, the figure would smash the 10 million mark. you know why? because this is their biggest launching yet - they are releasing it in about 12 countries on friday.

The earlier you realize that it's a marketing strategy the earlier for you to starting putting your money in a better specs like Samsung Galaxy S 5 or Sony Xperia Z2. They are way sophisticated than iPhones 6/6+. I am doing some help by telling you what is reality, lady.

so now you want to tell me where to put my money? how is it your business? numbers don't lie. there's a reason people prefer apple to sony/samsung despite the fact that apple is more expensive.......close your eyes for a moment & think about it.

we shall revisit this issue on tuesday when apple would have announced their weekend sales. i hope you won't disappear from NL when apple would have rubbed poop in your face. but then again, you would have an excuse that the reported sales is fake........

samsung is shyte!

debosky: ^^^

Your case is like that of a man riding Keke Napep laughing at the man in the Meredes with broken tail light.

debosky, leave our thread....
otherwise, i will bring a squad to your thread & unleash terror on y'all tonight.

debosky: How many goals has Chelski conceded so far this season? Shebi y'all only conceded 7 with Matic?

Dunno if Ibime/Nateevs watched MNF but exactly what G. Neville spoke about led to the goal. Cesc isn't disciplined enough defensively, neither can Matic work miracles as Nateevs thinks.

cesc should be playing in the hole, not as one of the pivots. mourinho needs mikel/ramirez next to matic then cesc can play at the tip of the triangle.

mikuz: A rapper who plays 'contract' with 'con track' is a fraud!!

Vector and Cooger are futureless, na small thing wey Cooger take better pass am.

may amadioha destroy your moustache, anuofia. see kim kardashian o. at least, vector comes up with one or two punches, kim doesn't even know what a punch is. a camel would pass through the eye of the needle before you will find one punch in kim's verse.

when you eventually find one, it's forced.
i have told you - go & join a choir & play drums for church. the pen game is not for you. sit back & relax & watch me conjure up dopë verses after dopë verses.

debosky: United fans so want to be involved in the CL they're discussing an ex-player's performance.

Not to worry - Danny will come good. Lewa missed arguably better chances today and no one is calling for his head yet.

nani is on loan - he's not an ex player.

chrisley024: Which lucky?. Chelsea that played old Drogba as their CF.
Ofcourse you know how the return leg scoreline will look like

if bayern lose the return leg, dayo would tell you they lost cos it's a dead rubber game. it seems you dunno dayo.

AirborneLacer: Schalke are back in this.

matic got räped tonight!
boateng & aogo were taking turns to decapitate him. no costa, no wins. if costa should suffer any injury, chelsea would struggle.

chrisley024: Nani scores for Sporting

it was a thunderbolt!
we better bring nani back if he rediscovers his form at sporting. he would be a good weapon to bring on from the bench. he played really well tonight.