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jennykadry: Na wa ooo. A woman is busy cheating on her husband and this same husband has come to nairaland to complain about it and what some people here have to say is he is a nag?https://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/baby-laughing-gif.gif |
nwando: Look at yobo's kids,do any of them have red lips?no one would doubt the paternity cos the kids actually look like yobo. the forehead & the dome is enough for me. cococandy: Nwando and coogar lmaoin the 21st century, paying attention to one's spouse = nagging! ![]() |
nwando: One woman had her husband in naija cheating with people's house girls ,hawkers selling orange etcsometimes, the local chicken tastes better than the agric ones. ![]() |
nwando: Odiegwuso djimon honsou is the same as yobo to you? ![]() |
nwando: If my husband cheats with an ugly woman,I will feel more angryi thought cheating with a prettier chic would make any woman angrier. so she has to be ugly? thanks for the heads up. i would go to the core of oshodi market & find me a robust tribal-marked tomato seller. ![]() |
nwando: Well too bad for you folksDNA tests are becoming cheaper - the net is closing. The underlying thing there is cheatingshe's disadvantaged - a woman can only choose from the list of admirers running after her. if her luck only draws dark men - then she's toast. a man on the other hand sees what he likes & go after her. ![]() It will be foolish to cheat with a light skinned man for instance if you and hubby are very dark skinnedwhat about height, shape of head, color of lips, size, etc? |
nwando: I have a friend that says that if her husband ever cheats,she must cheat back and make sure he finds outthere must be a woman more beautiful than this your friend....with luscious bòobs & killer hips. nor be that una america? one trip to california and i would find me a sexy hispanic. women are far more jealous than men - na she go quench. ![]() |
nwando: Hehehehea cheating husband would not bring a bastard from his trysts & claim the baby is yours. that's the difference. a cheating hubby can only father a child outside the marriage - a cheating wife would bring a bastärd in & still dance at the altar in church that her God has done it for her. nwando: What he won't tell you is the role he played in this predicament he finds himself indon't just assume. if it was the wife that came here to say her hubby was cheating with an ex on facebook, you wouldn't assume the woman must have played a role in the predicament she found herself. when wives cheat, blame the hubbies when hubbies cheat, blame the hubbies. at what point in this millennium would women start taking full responsibility for their lecherousness? Men think it's every wife that will be meek and mild and collect rubbish till eternityif this man was a trifling hubby, he wouldn't even notice his woman was on facebook chatting with an ex. cheating husbands are far too busy with their many mistresses to be bothered. |
nwando: You think any woman in this modern age will allow you take the children she carried in her womb nine months and nursed with her personal milk.in case you don't know,Nigeria has changedi guess the child she carried in her womb for 9 months was an immaculate pregnancy. there was no input from the hubby at all. she reproduced like a komodo dragon. ![]() The woman is obviously not interested in the marriage anymorei don't think he came to NL to ask how to win her heart back. he came to ask if he has overreacted. one can tolerate a cheating hubby in so many ways - but a cheating wife? ![]() if i have my way, i would decree cheating wives should be treated the way christian crusaders treated witches centuries ago. ![]() |
francis247: Agreed, majority of Android users are poor compared to most iPhone users. But to say that these users will abandon their phones of 2GB RAM, large display, removable battery, longer battery life, open source OS, developer option, memory card slot, Bluetooth file sharing, infrared blasters, air gestures, multi window, and other hahardware and software features that iPhone users can only dream of for the rigid iPhone and that Samsung will run out of business within six months if Apple dumps down the price of the iPhone is nothing but ludicrous. The fact remains that Majority who use Android do so simply out of choice and not for lack of it unlike most iPhone users do so just to follow the trend.why do you prefer your battery removable? are you a mechanic? i dunno about you, but the life expectancy of these smart phones is about 2 years. why should i care about battery when a new version is already out after 2 years & my service provider is offering the new version to me?no, majority who use android cannot afford the apple phones & they don't even know they are being shortchanged. a camel would pass through the eye of a needle before an android user updates his software. if apple makes iphone as cheap as android phones, samsung would run down. ![]() |
nwando: Drive her back with or without her kidsof course, without my kids. who would leave his kids with a woman that was caught cheating with an ex-boyfriend. they stay in nigeria, the father gets the first option. You forget that she may have more claim to that house they live in than he doesthat's exactly what i would do....a cheat is a cheat! how can i ever trust such a woman again? forgiving her is the easy part - what about trust? if she gets pregnant then all kinda thoughts are racing through my mind, is the kid really mine? i'm too young to be going through such, the best option is to cut her off - completely! |
nwando: You think say na gra gra?gra-gra is the only way out - who has time for a rubbish wifey? it's only a man with the self esteem of an elf that would persevere with a woman like this. i would drive her back to her father's house safe & sound.....without the option of reconciliation. |
RuuDie: @ coogaruncle ruudie, i never said welbeck didn't miss chances. i said arsenal didn't create enough chances for him. emphasis on "enough". the conversion rates of most strikers is below 25%....which means they need about 5 clear chances to score a goal. we all know welbeck has never been clinical in front of goal, how many strikers are clinical sef? ronaldo needs 11 shots to score a goal. why do you want to hang danny by fire by force? did danny steal your babe? |
all4naija: I think you are the illiterate here because you can't differentiate between pre-order and sold in actual sense. Dishing out a random number as 4 million is questionable. It could have been 4,345,123 million. Oh, please! Don't tell me you are blinded by your sentiment and fanaticism for the products.if it's true you have a friend that pre-ordered the iphone 6, ask him if apple has taken their money from his card or not. ![]() texazzpete: I'd say it's good for me as a consumer. I'm not sure why you're so emotionally Involved in this. All I know is that the second half of my smartphone combo is an iPhone, and with the 6, Apple has removed one of the. A job issues I've had with their phones.that's the annoying thing about fandroids. they talk a good game about one feature or another but about half of them are still using jellybean on their phones - they have not been able to update their software. ![]() |
all4naija: The fact that you are displaying your unusual nature is appalling to say the least. I am not saying they have to monitor their consumers to get the number. All I am saying is that in the real sense of dishing out numbers is to fool their fanatical consumers when those iPhones are still going to be unused by those who need them until they are resold in a week or two as against the 24 hours 4 million number. I don't know why you are still playing the gullible surrogate for brainwashed person.why oh why would apple lie about their sales when they have been destroying samsung since the fall of man in eden? 3 weeks after the launch of galaxy s5, apple's 5s released 7 months earlier outsold samsung's brand new product. there's no need for apple to cook up the stats, you would hear the results on monday.....just leave your addy here so i can arrange to put you on a suicide watch in case apple smashes past the 15 million barrier. ![]() If you cannot accept that reality in my aforementioned paragraph then something is wrong somewhere. Now I can see the very reason why Apple fanboys would stand on queue for days without eating just to take peek into what is in the store.i cannot accept the reality you contrived to pull out of your rectüm. there are reliable sources on the internet saying 4 million units were preordered, where's your own reliable source that apple were lying about their sales? if you cannot find one, then i think it's high time you drop this argument. I think you are the illiterate here because you can't differentiate between pre-order and sold in actual sense. Dishing out a random number as 4 million is questionable. It could have been 4,345,123 million. Oh, please! Don't tell me you are blinded by your sentiment and fanaticism for the products.stop embarrassing yourself in public. it's called preorder because money is taken long before the customers get their goods. apple have taken the value of 4 million units & transaction would be complete just before the goods are despatched to the customers. that's how it works....... |
RuuDie: We have been making excuses for Welbeck since he was 9 at the UTD academy... and that just has to stop if the guy will ever outgrow this useless childishness. He had three or four good chances; two of which he was racing towards goal with just about only the goalie to beat and somehow managed to miss. RuuDie: The bolded there is you quoting me exactly about the number of chances I mentioned.by ruudie's logic, 3 or 4 chances cannot be 4 chances?? ![]() RuuDie: The amadioha you're calling is probably so disappointed at your lame attempt to save face that it is ashamed to even be remotely associated to you!you embarrass yourself publicly when you twist your statements. are you suffering from selective amnesia? you said it yourself welbeck had 3 or 4 chances - that means 3 or 4 scoring chances. if i then mention 4, how did i err? you mentioned 4 yourself earlier so how did i err by quoting you verbatim? it seems many of you forget whatever you post can & will be used against you. you said 3 or 4, your daily independent URlink said 2 chances. so which is which? did you watch the game or you are relaying the commentary of larry izamoje to us? the amadioha i call upon is sonar-equipped, it would echo-locate you & combust your moustache by 75% |
all4naija: Oh, yeah! Please. Who said they were pre-ordered on credits in the first place?The pre-ordered are not 4 million actually sold on the first 24 hours in the real sense because they aren't being used by the final consumers. They are still seating on the shelves waiting for brainwashed buyers. That is the reality of it. I am still waiting for the statistics on how they come about that number though.you are boxing yourself to a corner. the question is - has apple sold 4 million units? has apple cashed the value of the 4 million units they have shipped? if yes, why are you arguing? so you want apple to investigate where each unit went before they can declare how much units they have sold? i think this is the moment i should ask you whether you are even literate. it's hard to believe any literate individual would argue this way. |
Dhellake: You are a fool and i doubt if you ever passed maths at O'level, your understanding of English is poor, The deal increases by 2.1% every year, Hw does that translate to 51m/year, Why do have to be great in punditry when it doesn't pay my bills?? and i doubt if you are even better than i am, punditry is not all about getting involved in endless arguments, it's about giving apt and concise analysis of football happenings, My knowledge of football might not be greater than yours but the difference is the fact that you know little but you feel you know everything, Good Dayyou are a mongolian idïot! so if the deal increases by 2.1% every year but the total deal in that 7-year period is £357m, how much would it work out to per year? the same £47m?? why have you decided to trade your IQ with 2kg of walnuts? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2277010/Manchester-United-players-arrive-work-Chevrolets-357m-sponsorship-deal.html olodo 20 kobo. senior secondary school took you 14 years to complete. why should we expect anything from a doofus like yourself? you are so poor in spirit, your dreams are in black & white images. |
all4naija: You still don't understand what I am talking about. For example, you pre-ordered 10 sims from me for resale today(it means 10 sims have been ordered) for the first day(not the actual sale). After supplying them to you the following day you proceed to sell them to those who need them and it takes you another 4 days to do that. In summary, 1 day for pre-order + 1 day for delivery + 4 days for resale of the 1o sims = 6 days in total to get to the final consumers. The 6 days reflect the actual time the 10 number get to the final consume . Bwhahaha...you still don't understand how sales work? if i preorder 10 sims from you, i have to pay for them before you deliver the 10 sims to me. it's a preordered good, i am not buying on credit. as long as your money is complete for the 10 sims i bought, you have sold 10 sims. what i decide to do with the 10 sims is none of your business - you have sold 10 sims. preordering doesn't mean selling on credit. you ought to get a dictionary & understand what the word means. apple would have gotten the money for those 4 million units before they start despatching the goods, they are not a charity organisation. |
Dhellake: You are the one who needs to stop quoting Figures from your Änus and stop bursting to attack anyone who says anything about Utd without you yourself getting the facts right. http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/manchester-uniteds-chevrolet-deal-pushes-premier-league-shirt-values-to-191m-9635617.htmland he's still arguing with his useless links. chevrolet deal was £357m for 7 years. how does that make £47m per annum? what a goat!! no wonder it took you 6 years to pass your o'level general mathematics. you have sacrificed 95% of your brain's output on premier league & you are still shyte at punditry. |
Morotov1: If he got a blue chip job to manage, he ain't kicking anybody out rather he will pack out especially if wife is paying the rent.which rent is she paying? where in that write-up was it mentioned that the wife pays any rent? rents are paid in 2-5 years in advance in naija so there's a huge mrs wifey has not contributed one penny in rent since the OP lost his job. |
RuuDie: @ coogarfootie-punditry reputation tainted? you have a better chance joining the kkk. ![]() i said arsenal didn't create enough chances for welbeck to really take advantage of..... you said i am making excuses for welbeck cos he had 4 chances he should have scored from. i questioned the number you quoted & asked if we really saw the same game. you went to youtube to scoop out a video that showed welbeck had only one good chance & 3 half-chances. you also went on daily independent that said welbeck only had 2 good chances, contrary to the 4 you had claimed earlier..... and i am the one to worry about my footie-punditry? ruudie, withdraw that statement before i send an aggressive amadioha to chop your moustache into half. |
Dhellake: Only Arsenal (30m) and Man Utd(47m) earns more right now,united? £47m? for where? our shirt deal is £75m per year + £51m from chevrolet, stop quoting figures from your rectüm. nitlad is right, that shirt deal is a disgrace - chelsea should be doing more with the several star players in your squad. hazard, willian, fabregas, costa, terry should be blockbusters in shirt selling, not to even talk about the mourinho factor....your directors should be sacked by roman? £30m per year? na goats dey wear una shirts? |
Arsenal carved out two clear opportunities for Danny Welbeck and the £16m man’s finishing was so inept that one effort was off target and the other did not even register with Uefa statisticians as an attempt on goal . Manchester United’s manager, Louis van Gaal, was damning in his analysis of the 23-year-old’s goal record and on nights like this when chances are all too rare – he missed a third after the interval – Welbeck needs to develop a ruthless streak if he is to banish doubts about his ability at the highest level. The same can be said of Olivier Giroud, ironically, and Welbeck must prove himself a conclusive upgrade.i thought ruudie said it was 4 chances, now it's 2? ![]() |
RuuDie: If you had been in the 16th century, the pendulum would have been named after you!3 chances are different to 3 good chances. immobile had 5 chances & scored one of them. welbeck had only 3 chances....where's the comparison? balotelli had 7 chances to score one. the more chances created, the more likelihood a goal would be scored. arsenal didn't create enough to even have the gall to blame welbeck for their lack of goals. that's my stance. |
omoyeme200: Clingy in what sense? But really she gave me this long list of rules and regulations part of it was that then I spend time too much with my friends when we newly wed and cried all through now I cut them off she now comes after she has gotten a job that tell me her friends are male and she advises and talks about our marriage issues and even advise. I don't think so...kick the heifer out of your house!! i dunno why you people cling on to someone that doesn't want to be with you. she's cheating on you with her ex in the UK, she's embarrassed you in public, she disrespects you in front of her mother, niece, etc. can't you fücking see the writing on the wall? is it until she brings a bastärd into your matrimonial home in one of her shaggïng expeditions before you do what is right? jeeez, man up & do what is right before an irresponsible wife sends you to an early grave. |
nwapastor: I love kids too but that one is a story of it's own. I'm in the children church but some people said that I'm not qualified because I don't have children and so can not handle them. Some mothers come around when their child cries and just take the child away as if you are the cause of the child's cry.nwapastor, i almost wept reading the above. you mean to tell me this is what single women go through at work, in our churches and even in the family? please tell us more, i am eager to learn. ![]() |
Limerick: Buh coogar, u be nigeria man ba?see question.... i will sell you in lagos. my goons control all the bus stops from mile 2 to mile 12. my territories stretch from lagos down to PH.....why do you think mikuz is scared of me? ![]() |
RuuDie: We have been making excuses for Welbeck since he was 9 at the UTD academy... and that just has to stop if the guy will ever outgrow this useless childishness. He had three or four good chances; two of which he was racing towards goal with just about only the goalie to beat and somehow managed to miss.3 or 4 good chances? did we watch the same game? arsenal created next to nothing last night and you can't blame welbeck entirely for that. how many scoring attempts did the team make & you want to crucify welbeck for that? the only difference between immobile & welbeck last night was that more chances were created for immobile. dortmund should have scored about 8 goals if they weren't so wasteful in front of goal. www.nairaland.com/attachments/1711847_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188 www.nairaland.com/attachments/1711848_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188 luxanne: I tell you, this is bad like really bad. Smh!but ruudie would rather blame welbeck for the stüpidity of ozil & wilshere. |
nwapastor: For some of us, it's not that we are not getting proposals but it's just that they are not coming from the right guys (as per our standard). As for me I'm engaged to be married but I really stayed long on the other side and know how it feels. At a time I closed my face book account 'cos it seemed all I see there are friends and family uploading photos of themselves with their spouses and children. Believe me I may be happy for them but it leaves me depressed. More to come.if the proposals are not coming from the right guys then it means you & your friends must have aimed higher than your potentials can manage. if the merchandise is appealing, the right guys would be swarming all over it. egopersonified: Witch, haahahahaha. How does being single connect with witchcraft, nairalanders una no go kill person.just making sure i am covering all the unforeseen contingencies. ![]() |
all4naija: Smh... Coogar, you refused not to shy away from the fact of this matter. That is, the pre-ordered products are not in the hands of those who actually need them. Whether you like it or not, those products will still be available for sale from those jingoistic surrogates(fanatical consumers) who are overhyping those recent iPhones like we have seen of the old products. I cannot fall for that your excuse that because 4 million iPhones have been pre-ordered, without evidence presented for that statistic, means they have been sold. Tell that to Zulus or Xhosas living in Townships in South Africa not me. Bwahaha...you have no clue how sales work. you really have a lot to learn about this. you are here disputing the presale figure of 24 hrs when analysts are predicting about 15-16 million iPhones would be sold in the first 3 days. francis247: The most illogical ideology ever. So you're saying that if the IPhone 6 were to be sold at a similar price as that of most Android devices, that there would be more number of preorders of a phone that is so 2011 over record I breaking innovative ones like the Z2 and S5 which were as expensive (the Z2 even much more) as the iPhone's at launch?when did i say the bolded question? point it out to me in any of my comment where i even mentioned one word in the balderdash you have contrived to pull out of the stratosphere. the characteristic of a clueless poster is to assume someone said XYZ and then argue against XYZ. listen to me & listen good, the only reason people use android phones is because it's affordable & it's directly aimed at the masses, not because apple phones aren't better. if apple dumbs down their prices, samsung phones would be out of business within 6 months. https://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/20940d05ce4cef679a1b6cf2903d1802/200757088/BxlYi5LIUAEt6l5.png apple's number speaks for itself.....their preorders measured in 24 hrs even beats any of samsung's total sales measured in months despite the fact that apple phones are more expensive. comparing samsung phones to iphones is like comparing yakubu aiyegbeni to leo messi. |
all4naija: What are you talking about? The pre-ordered product is the 4 million.PERIOD! I didn't even talk about other purchase number than the pre-ordered number of 4 million speculated. Please, just admit you don't understand what I am talking about before saying something else and inputting it in me.!you are just talking nonsense..... apple counted the number of preordered products on their sites plus the number of 3rd party agents selling apple products through their networks as 4 million. 4 million is 4 million, that's what the statistics say & apple have already cashed their money on the 4 million units pre-ordered. you, on the other hand, are arguing backwards. let's assume you own a bakery & some people preordered 4 million loaves of bread from you & paid the money even before the bread was baked....how many loaves are you going to declare as pre-ordered? does it concern you if all the 4 million loaves that were preordered get to the end user or not?that's how meaningless your argument sounds. |
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