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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:24pm On Sep 14, 2014
SailorXY: I love the competition now. RvP & Rooney will be on their toes in this game cuz a nasty performance from any of them means a nasty dump on the bench right this very match. woe betides that man who got sacrificed if Falcao gets in and get the job done angry angry angry
you can bet rooney's days are numbered - on any given day, van persie would outperform rooney.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:13pm On Sep 14, 2014
montelik: Exactly how I see us starting the game, only with Rafael on the right and Di Maria on the left. LVG is committed to 3-5-2 until it thoroughly fails.
i just saw a tweet now saying he's playing 4 at the back. we will know when the match starts. it's so tedious guessing what LVG has in store....

Manchester United boss Louis van Gaal on Sky Sports: "We will play with four at the back today, in midfield we play with four and Robin van Persie and Wayne Rooney up front.

"I don't have five defenders fit so it was easier for me to decide the formation. Chris Smalling and Phil Jones are injured so I have to use the players I have available.

"Falcao has come from Colombia and has jetlag and he has to adapt to the culture and all the new players so I don't think it was right to start with him today."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:07pm On Sep 14, 2014
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 12:58am On Sep 14, 2014
diggz: Oga Coogs as u love Torres reach why una club no loan am instead of falcao ?
mourinho wouldn't loan such a deadly striker to his rivals. that's why he loaned him to milan & i am sure there's a clause in the deal that torres cannot play against chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:33pm On Sep 13, 2014
raumdeuter: Madrid doesn't have a goalscoring problem when they have a player who puts in 50 consistently. And bale who can put in good numbers too.

Ronaldo most times occupy the spaces the strikers should. And playing a prolific goal scorer with Ronaldo and bale is a waste.
it won't be a waste....
the front 3 should be able to interchange & whoever finds himself in the box must be able to tuck the ball into the net. if benzema isn't scoring enough, why the fück is he in the team?

ronaldo + tevez + rooney were doing this in 07/08........they all scored about 20 goals each that season. whoever gets into the box has a 90% probability of scoring. benzema doesn't guarantee you even 5% probability of scoring.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar:
raumdeuter: Some ppl thrive in Opata yarns

How many games did zhirkov, mereiless play with Torres?

Torres played with Mata hazard Oscar Schurlle Lampard Matic and was pants.

Mata and hazard would be topping assist charts yet Torres won't still be able to score.

These same posters told us 2 yrs ago that MAZACAR was the solution that would save Torres. Now we're told it's only Fabregas who could have saved him
fabregas & players better than cesc saved him in 2012 euros & the confed cup. it then means if the service is fluent, any striker would thrive, it's as simple as that.

it's only 4 league games & cesc has produced 16 key passes already. even my dog would have scored 6 goals for chelsea by now.

you cannot compare any of MAZACAR or whoever has played for chelsea in the past with fabregas. let's analyse costa's magic when cesc is absent then we can have a debate.

this was the CV fabregas brought from barca when chelsea signed him in the summer......

• Cesc Fabregas created more clear-cut chances than any other player in Europe's top 5 leagues last season (27)

• Cesc Fabregas got more assists from open play (13) than any other player in Europe’s top five leagues last season.

dayo, eat that stat & die. grin cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by coogar: 10:45pm On Sep 13, 2014
Ibime: Disvirginators back down to our level. Season done start!
why do you revel in the downfall of another? grin

i already told disvirginators that he would fail miserably this season - FPL is like the new champions league, it's unretainable. how can one fall from 2nd to 31st - that's worse than the crash of the twin towers. grin cheesy

my opinion? we should place him on a suicide watch. cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:40pm On Sep 13, 2014
raumdeuter: Buying Hames for 80m means he must play.

Can you give me an optimum lineup for Madrid that would include all these players?

I insist buying Hames was a wrong move
buying james isn't a wrong move - they just have to take benzema out of the team. madrid should go 4-3-3. bale & ronaldo to supply the width, james to operate as a false 9.

get one destroyer in the mould of vidal or javi martinez to anchor the midfield and sit between kroos & modric & you would have a super team. benzema doesn't score enough, the midfield cannot stop goals enough.

watch this video & see benzema in 3D. not even torres was this bad in front of goal.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmrs6OfcKB8
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:11pm On Sep 13, 2014
raumdeuter: Madrid problem is the Perez fantasy. They need a strong holding midfielder but they aren't the money on Hames which wasn't needed.

Madrid doesn't need a prolific striker they just need someone who can draw defenders into the middle and make room for their wingers.

Lewandoski is the perfect striker for them
if someone as decent as lewandowski goes there, he would score 50 goals a season. hell, even fat rooney will score 40 goals per season there if he's instructed to stay in the box.

with all the creativity they pack, they lack a world class finisher. ronaldo's cute little pass to benzema today was orgäsmic & the fool messed it up. my granny woulda done better in the same circumstance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:03pm On Sep 13, 2014
afrodoc2: Benzema,Ben Arfa and Nasri all more highly rated than Ribery as youngsters, all generally pissin.g their potential away.
nasri is a good player - it's just that he has always chosen the wrong teams. ben arfa started well too & then lost it along the line.

ribery went to go & hide in a shyte league & then playing for the biggest team in that shyte league. has ribery ever impressed you when he's not wearing bayern's shirt?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:56pm On Sep 13, 2014
afrodoc2: We should look well and not buy bad market sha o. All these people with knee injuries no be am.Vidal is already looking like bad market to me, lets see how Strootman does when he comes back.
by january, we would have known what strootman & vidal are all about. i am following their progress on a weekly basis.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:50pm On Sep 13, 2014
MrTA: I dont mean James specifically. Its another reason why Isco doesnt get in the team because they both play in a position that doesnt exist in their strongest lineup. And you're right they should have gone all out for a Vidal/Strootman instead of James and that would have served them alot better. Modric and Kroos is never going to work in a midfield 2. That's just asking for trouble.
vidal/strootman or even alex song would die for the cause at madrid. however, florentino perez has never been the type to appreciate players like that - if possible, he would field 11 ronaldos on the pitch.

afrodoc2: Florentino Perez is a known fantasist. This is how he destroyed the team of the early 2000s. Madrid are known for overvaluing flash and undervaluing substance.
Florentino and Zidane are protecting Benzema and Ancelotti can say or do nothing about it, that is why i said he is a yes man.
no wonder benzema has been able to remain for that long at madrid. i have never ever rated him. he has the rooney syndrome too, he was better in his teenage years.

chrisley024: My own is they shouldn't get in our way for a DM come January.
strootman would come to us before real madrid(van gaal factor).......besides that, no one offers the kinda wages we offer at the moment. ronaldo is even considering coming back to us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:44pm On Sep 13, 2014
Bimfo: Coogar, Once again, You are entittled to your Opinion.. grin. I wont take you on this..

But lemme remind you, Sturidge dint ave a Fabregas for him to score 20 goals last season(Lets leave Suarez out of it)
was sturridge playing for chelsea when he scored 20 goals last season abi which kind comparison be this? do you know how many goals torres scored for liverpool?

Or ave U forgotten, Mata played wiv Torres for 3 Seasons?
the same mata that was stationed on the left wing for most of his career at chelsea? that comparison is still inadequate & besides, cesc is a better footballer than mata - there's no comparison.

cesc had the final part of his development in the premier league. it's like he never left sef - he just settled & adapted quickly like he's been at chelsea for 7 seasons. he knows what's required to be a midfield general in the english league.

Oh, Now I see the New Capon here now.. SMH.. grin
Once again, I am not taking you on this Torres talk again..
then stop replying if you aren't taking this on again. we shall soon see the powers of costa when cesc gets injured or rested....and the same midfielders behind torres return with their aroma of shyte!
Family › Re: What Is You Spouse's Greatest Flaw? by coogar: 9:37pm On Sep 13, 2014
Babymama1: Coogar what are your own flaws
Count them off and name them one by one nna a
i am flawless. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:35pm On Sep 13, 2014
afrodoc2: You are right with this.
2 playmaking midfielders protecting a shaky defense, a striker who is not a world class and consistent finisher, AND a system which panders to the every whim and instinct of Ronaldo and Bale.
they shouldn't have allowed alonso to leave & if he must leave, they should be getting a combative midfielder in his place. kroos & modric are rolls royce - they are not really cut out for the dirty job.

benzema is just out of his depth. a club like madrid should have aguero, ibrahimovic, falcao, etc as their top striker.....not a third tier striker like benzema. they sold the wrong players & ancelotti would soon get sacked. la decima won't save him if he continues to lose big matches....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 9:30pm On Sep 13, 2014
Bimfo: Coogar dey troll mehn.. grin The guy can make some1 laugh like anything.. grin Abeg no mention Torres for this thread again.. I take anytin beg U, Coogar.. Abeg, Plsssss.. grin
fabregas is the king of assists - i just saw a record now that he's the first player in the history of the premier league to assist in 6 consecutive games. his last 2 games at arsenal & his first 4 games at chelsea....

you put billygoats like meireles & zhirkov behind torres & you have cesc behind costa and you are comparing their outputs? this kinda thinking is what i would expect from a newly castrated camel.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:26pm On Sep 13, 2014
MrTA: Well they brought in James for a position that didnt exist in their which unbalanced the team. Now they're paying for it.
james isn't the problem - not having a player that can graft is their biggest problem. they need a matic, alonso, fernandinho, etc.

and for the umpteenth time, benzema is useless. he won't even get into man utd who are 7th in england, why is he playing for madrid?

ronaldo gave him a gift at a point & the fool's first touch took the ball straight to the keeper. i have never seen anyone so useless. madrid should sell him & get a world class finisher....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 8:21pm On Sep 13, 2014
afrodoc2: I have been done with the Torres debate for 2 seasons now. You can believe whatever you want cheesy
no one is having a debate about torres - i am just telling you guys it's too simplistic to compare torres & costa without looking at the supporting cast.

fabregas has supplied more than 50% of chelsea's assists this season. he has created 16 key passes in only 4 league games - a luxury torres never had in his time at chelsea. to then compare torres to costa without looking at the underlying factors is grossly rëtarded!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar:
afrodoc2: We had this debate so many times. However to be fair most fans here came to agree sometime ago, only Coogar and to some extent Nateevs i think stuck to the Torres bandwagon.
the comparison is silly -
costa has cesc fabregas supplying the ammo in large quantities. stop letting idiotic dayokanu lead you to the slaughterhouse with moronic comparisons.

let's compare the supporting cast of torres to costa, shall we? mikel + benayoun + zhirkov + marin + fat frank + bosingwa + meireles + romeu for torres......none of them is as intelligent as cesc's left leg!

had chelsea kept with torres, he would have at least 5 league goals by now, if not 7. when cesc played behind torres for spain, golden boot awards flew towards torres way from every direction. costa isn't the difference, cesc fabregas is the technician!
Family › Re: People Busy Taking Pictures Of Suicide Victim In Magodo by coogar: 9:37pm On Sep 12, 2014
gullible nigerians....
that's a movie shoot - perhaps a low budget christian movie. no woman tying scarf would stand that close to a dead body. the body itself is not human - looks like a mannequin with a tiny head.

the OP should stop trolling.....
Sports › Re: Oscar Pistorius Found Guilty Of Manslaughter by coogar: 9:32pm On Sep 12, 2014
freecocoa: His actions cost someone's life, isn't that enough? angry
accidents happen all the time - he's not different to thousands of drunk drivers that kill people on the road everytime.

he made a mistake - it wasn't intentional!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:59pm On Sep 12, 2014
https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/9/12/1410550725385/378ad4e3-cd40-4ba9-8de7-e2b323912505-381x420.png

if we add hummels & vidal/strootman to this squad by january/next summer, we would be destroying teams from munich to barcelona.

that attack is scaryyyyyyy......
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:35pm On Sep 12, 2014
YoungDaNaval: Oga, Where's Our Dj5naira?
who is he??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:32pm On Sep 12, 2014
RuuDie: I don't care who plays, as long as I see Rojo and Radamel Falcao on the pitch, I am very alright!

Take note of those names folks, take note!
who should falcao replace?
Family › Re: What Is You Spouse's Greatest Flaw? by coogar: 7:56pm On Sep 12, 2014
Babymama1: Ours was monthly.we had a monthly foodfest at the church and I missed it greatly.come and see food
chaircover & edwife - what did i tell y'all? cheesy
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:55pm On Sep 12, 2014
teddybiyasi: he took to his heels so he lives to fight another day

don't you dudes get it

we should all respect his decision

loona was a great vet will be your say after the brawl

so free the dude
you should replace loonatik!
Family › Re: What Is You Spouse's Greatest Flaw? by coogar: 7:53pm On Sep 12, 2014
edwife: Coogar grin grin,which kind jollof rice that she can't cook herself? cheesy

and what will you say about men who stick to a church? cheesy
jollof rice on a sunday can be time-consuming. by sunday, most people are already preparing for work.....to find a well-cooked awoof jollof rice can be very tempting.

men? men are mostly begged to attend churches. 80% of the bachelors you see in church are doing it to win the heart of a particular sister they are trying to catch. grin
Family › Re: What Is You Spouse's Greatest Flaw? by coogar: 7:39pm On Sep 12, 2014
edwife: This coogar eh grin grin grin
that's the truth!
anytime you see any naija woman sticking to a big church steadfastedly.....trust me, it's because of the jollof rice. grin cheesy

come rain, come snow - she will find her way to church by hook or crook on sunday. nothing will stop her, not even a curfew or police warning.
Family › Re: How Do You Address Your Spouse's Elder Brother/sister? by coogar: 7:30pm On Sep 12, 2014
chaircover: Lemme go and find that thread . . .cos now you are twisting the whole thing angry
Nashville Pickabeau come and rescue me from this coogar grin
NL tsunami swallowed the thread.
i said he wasn't guilty of murder....you & others were adamant he was guilty of murder. the judge agreed with my theory that there wasn't enough evidence to convict him of murder(1st or second degree)

you are trying to use ibadan sense for me.....it cannot work. you owe me a big public apology for doubting my vast knowledge in legal matters. cool
Family › Re: What Is You Spouse's Greatest Flaw? by coogar: 7:24pm On Sep 12, 2014
Stillfire: Babymama, what's your own flaw? tongue
what else? sunday sunday jollof rice grin
Family › Re: How Do You Address Your Spouse's Elder Brother/sister? by coogar: 7:17pm On Sep 12, 2014
chaircover: Where is that thread sef angry

Dont use grammer to bambozle me o!

We said that they probably had an argument and she said something terible to him ase ran off to the bathroom and ina moment of anger he picked up his gun and shot at the door. . . That is Not premeditated murder!
it's premeditated murder or at least second degree murder. he was found NOT guilty of both charges......so you & others were wrong.

You said it was an intruder from the start and you educated us on how a man can leave his bed without realising that his gf wasnt beside him tongue grin
and that's what the judge said too. even if it was an intruder, it's still illegal for oscar to shoot at him. he should be calling the cops. so he is guilty of manslaughter......not premeditated murder or second degree murder.

you lost, i won.
Family › Re: What Is You Spouse's Greatest Flaw? by coogar: 7:11pm On Sep 12, 2014
chaircover: Ur crazy grin
Which church serves jollof rice every week grin
most of them.
someone must celebrate something - christening, birthday, marriage, graduation, job promotion, granted visas, house warming, burial, bazaar, etc

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