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LooNat11kk: zip your vag, your verse was wack as fork, WTF is *tone go low*? Smh, so much for top tier.

ode - thank God no one will let you vote. d'banj's tongolo is wack but bis ow, bis ow, is a killer punchline?

just shut up your mouth & don't sway votes. both bars are prolly over your head.

mikuz: I'm done with controlling animals and mad people. I don't work in a mental home, besides, dem no dey pay me. Pepper plus time wey I go take do better thing, I go carry am dey waste for buying data to control adults. I have better things to do with my time. Opening that thread means banning and hiding thousands of worthless posts.
Someone who wey get time to eat sshiii should do it.

if you don't stop acting like a sissy, i would shove mud in your mouth. do you think we come here because of you? battle was fixed for 9pm - you were nowhere to be found.

we waited all day for you & the next thing to make yourself look important is to lock the thread. what the fück is wrong with you?

the prince of persia bags another body.....

it's too easy out here. where are the victory drums?

IBIME'S ENTOMBMENT

•Suddenly, Bis wants to battle on a big stage & feed off this grand opus/Why me? I thought this Igwe retired...cos he couldn't withstand voters/If this Oliver Twist begs for more & try to demand bonus..../He'd get choked till his tone go low......like D'banj's chorus/

•With my lyrical sorcery, I'd violate his innocence/If he screams, I'd muffle his sound with his pillow sets/My bars would have him mummified & invoke his soul like Priest Imhotep/ Bis, I'm your exorcist....bow down & accept you're repossessed

•I'm the Black Shakespeare.....We can ignore the bars you steal/We ain't equal..you're a spent vet...you don't even have the skill/I'm here to crucify you...like when Germany smacked Brazil/Bis has the swag of a nüde plantain, he's bent & he lacks appeal/

•How's Bis a terrorist when no one knows him in his boulevard/Bis fabricates tales....how he fought oppression...from Lagos to Pretoria/
plus how some MOPOL boys shot tear-gas at his cornea/He's a bïtch - his second name is Gloria/If you ever hear Bis resisted arrest - it must be insomnia/

•Bis is finished - His comeback scheme was to incite a heavy scandal/I intend to smoke the pig & ignite his smelly ankles/Like his skin colour ....his punches are light in every battle/Even though he's a square, he's never been right on any angle/

•The tide has turned, you need to stay awake/I win fights flawlessly, I'm Jake the Snake/We can take this to the Biblics and raise the stakes/I throw these hooks like Simon Peter & shake the lake/That makes you a fish in school, no wonder you take debate

•The way i shoot off rhymes/....I'll make your newborn cry/How're you a math guru & you don't watch your figure ...Is this food or die...?/Yet you continue to eat few more fries/Your huge circumference should be blamed ........on too much pie

•You should quit the burger....before you get your mind damaged/I should teach you why the Coog is a fine package/ **√(-1) 8 π** .....I'd rather have a lime sandwich/Since you are a math pundit, I figured we could talk in sine language/

•NL has witnessed me putting O'Bis in his bed rest/I'm loaning out your soul....you'd better consider this a death hex/With my sleight of hand....You'd be conjured to kill your best friend/ These incantations are 100% potent, they don't even need a spell check/

•Bis is a rodent ....He hides what he bites in his cheek pouch/With one punch, I'd make him spill his grill out/ Sink my claws into Bis just to rip his skin - knout/Why so easy?....I am a smart cat ....I had to take Cisco class to master my grip on this mouse/

•I'm FBI's most wanted...After killing a couple of dudes/We shoulda battled in France, maybe then I'll have something to lose/ Your wife left cos she's always nursing a bruise/You're like a tennis umpire ....You are sad, boring & love means nothing to you/

ibime, i have somewhere to go, it's saturday. if mikuz doesn't pop the thread in the next 4 mins, i am gone!

we wait till afternoon tomorrow - i dunno what you bunch of lunatics are playing at. this is supposed to be fun, what's with the whole effizi?


i shoulda waited till sep 11.

Ibime: I'm dropping my own verse. . . Mikuz pop the thread. . . I go first. . . won't argue politics over it.

i love your confidence.....

fuckyouhard: dickriders shud flee from the scene pls. i can see them hangin around

it's a full house.....

anyone who isn't ready to break down how he arrived at his verdict shouldn't even bother to vote. votes should close on tuesday - they should have all the time to write & make sensible decision by then.

kr0ne: Mikuz is here

what's he waiting for? honestly, is mikuz out of his mind? he logged on & he's reading his mentions instead of removing the lock on the thread. i am going out at 10pm....for fück's sake!

what does it take to unlock a thread?

Lagunna: mikuz don show
ghen ghenz.........

he should pop the thread & drop ibime's bars.

the challenger goes first.

Antell95: he'll replace RVP upfront, then Januzaj could play from the wing.

rooney is clueless anywhere upfront - i can count the number of times he touched the ball in the opposition box when we were pressing.

his captainship is weighing him down - he wants do everyone else's job. we are playing 2 strikers - the purpose is to engage the 2 centre-halves & give them no breathing space.

rooney kept dropping deep, staying wide at the centre of the pitch. we had no structure at all. the performance was piss-poor. 3-4-1-2 controls possession, we didn't do that at all & when we did, we failed to make it count.

ELYMAXiimus: coogar!!!

ok lemme confess - i was the one that sent goons to kidnap mikuz on his way to the stream. i need more time to compose, i haven't even gotten past the 2nd bar.

iamaromolaeran: the pride and ego of this coogar is fascinating.....am like this in life...learnt it from kanye and hov

pride? no
self confidence? yes

ego? well - that comes with the self confidence and this is what gives yeyenatu menstrual cramps.

Lagunna: lolzz.. alright then...
yeyenatu come make we go club joo

when any of the battlers refuse to show in time, they get banned. what should we do to kim? ban or manual castration?

Lagunna: lolzzz...

i don't know if ibime will wanna do this on another thread.. i can pop one right now..

i ain't posting on another thread - lets wait for kim. his threads bring me goodluck.

Antell95:

rooney can't play there - he's too slow. rooney's future is in the midfield....he is so lethargic these days. inaccurate passes is now his hallmark. i can't remember the last time rooney took the ball past a marker with a dribble.

Lagunna: haba bro... he can always hide post na.. guykhena no dey lock battle thread and things dey go smoothly..
maybe it's about time we make guykhena a mod.. i dey vex now i swear

let's give kim kardashian time.
he's in nigeria - maybe no light, curfew, no network service. besides, he may be too hungry to lift his fingers or maybe ebola strain has decided to visit his village.

there are plenty of reasons that could be keeping kim from NL. let's fast & pray for his safe return.

Lagunna: we can pop another thread for u guys.. i really don't understand why that boy dey lock thread..

i'd be here till 10pm.

AirborneLacer: Citeh, Spuds, Arsenal, Liverpool and Everton weren't this good in 07/08, it was a two-horse race then - Utd against Chelsea.

you are talking nonsense - arsenal led the league table from august till february. in terms of performance, that was their best season since invincibles.....they shoulda won it had eduardo not broken his ankle @ birmingham.

A big evolution has taken place - a hell lot of billions has been pumped into the league. It's now six teams vying for the title - something that never happened in 2007/08.

there's no big evolution - every club was raised proportionately so nothing really has changed.

This isn't the time to make an inauspicious start to a league season hoping that history bails your asss out

so you think chelsea won't drop points too all season? you might lose your next match at home. see what happened to city today....upon their so called strong start.

it seems you haven't really grasped how this league works. we shall see when chelsea's wheels come crashing. we have 10 injuries, chelsea have maybe 2 or even none.

Lagunna: hehehehe

now where the f is mikuz.. the guy should open the ibime vs coogar thread joo

can you imagine? so ibime didn't collect the key to the thread & he's yapping his mouth about being ready?

mikuz hasn't been active in the last 3 hours - what's to say he would be here again today? this is how you people waste time. i dey go drink for bar.

it's till tomorrow then!

rubbish!!!

boyo44: This was the kind of silly hope we gave ourself last season until we found self doomed. That season you are talking about our rival are not to our standard. Abramovic enchanted fight with morinho. Liverpool lost their aura dat time . Arsene Wenger was a business man dat time. mancity only play to stay in d EPL dat time. Guy a lot competitors are here now.

in that period, chelsea still had mourinho. we made about £60m purchase of midfielders & the expectations were pretty high. we didn't win our first 3 league games & the win against spurs was hard-fought!

van gaal needs time - none of the players he bought in the defence has even kicked a ball. rojo + blind + fat shaw haven't played this season. it's pretty hazy to judge him with an unfit evans, confused jones & inexperienced blackett.

moyes had a full squad at his disposal & he did nothing with it......that's the difference as of now. the internationals couldn't have come at a better time. rojo/blind/shaw/rafael should be ready by then.

Keky: No difference between Felix Magaath at Fulham last season and Louis van Gaal at man utd this season. Credentials mean nothing.

sir alex(07/08)
man utd 0-0 reading
portsmouth 1-1 man utd
man city 1-0 man utd

MK dons 4-0 man utd(carling cup)

-----2 points from 3 games-----

**united went on to win the league + CL

louis van gaal(13/14)
man utd 1-2 swansea
sunderland 1-1 man utd
burnley 1-1 man utd

man utd 0-2 coventry(carling cup)

------2 points from 3 games-----

translation: we can still win the league even with the poor start.

Ibime: ^^^Lemme know when you're ready to drop cos I am

i have not even started writing for you. deadline is 9pm. i have 60 mins so why are you cünt-reactive?

get lost, jor!!!!

Lagunna: relax bro.. ibime vs coogar go soon happen..meanwhile go and watch football

the artillery is coming......

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mikuz: Is this not a prove that Mr. Country acting is a lunatic?

honestly, you are the lunatic.....
where's our battle thread? where's the intro & the effizi of the history of the contestants? you have done nothing to enhance what might possibly be a barfest - perhaps the best battle in the history of the forum. you are a goat!

meanwhile - why is this thread still open?
https://www.nairaland.com/792526/re-flow-rank


kim, you are a cünt reacting.

teddyinzaghi/yeyenatu battle was closed?

kim na mumu boy o - the dude closed the thread before i could cast my vote. who can gimme the gist of what happened in that battle?

RuuDie: Typical Coogar. Always looking for who to hing the blame on... Valencia even gave us a hint of threat at least, otherwise why else did they keep passing the ball to that side of the field?

because the major route of attack in the premier league in the last 21 years have been through the right flank.

if a cross gets intercepted in the box, then there's no blame. however, when someone's crosses always get blocked from 2-3 yards then you have to blame the crosser.


valencia is simply hopeless!

Odunharry: yap...we knw his crossings are all wack...always playing d ball at our opponent but he helped us at the defence

valencia was shyte - abeg!
i think van gaal should put young on the right flank where he can cross straight with his right foot. we needed his sweet crosses on the right today - valencia has the intelligence of a louse!

Odunharry: Chaiii.....Man utd na u b ds??
2points out of 9...very poor
Rooney and Van persie firing blank,Ashley young Nt useful...
I will rate Di maria,Degea,Val,blackett above the rest players today

you would rate valencia above?
we lost 2 points today cos of valencia - i have never seen such a useless winger all my life. 99% of his crosses are blocked from 2 yards.

johnny evans came to help in the last 5 mins - all valencia needed to do was to pass the ball back to evans & run hard into the penalty box for a return in a 1-2 pass - his intelligence didn't go that far.

each time he passed back to evans, he stood there with him like a zombie. young had a penalty in the first half(not given). his shot hit someone's arm in the box late in the second half(not given). tough luck - young was one of our better players today.

Ibime: Back to post at 11. . .incase Coog ask for me in my absence.

are you a troglodyte? why are you running around getting excited over nothing? didn't you say we should do it 9pm saturday night or have you lost your ability to keep dates?

Ibime: Your boss go give you tomorrow off to write bars. . . hahahaha. . .jobless dude.

Thís Saturday 9pm. You're done!

GLACIERZ: Who is senior? Start preparing yourself to war. . .when Ibime is done with you, I would like to cement it hard. Smh!

you are a semi illiterate.
if i manage to assemble all the telescopes in this world to create a super-telescope to look as far as plane pluto, i still wouldn't locate my interest in what you have to write in a battle verse.

my level = eminem/canibus
your level = rasqie/vic-o

MrTA: Seems Shaw has a case of fatboyitis. There goes another 27m down the drain

shaw has the same genes as rooney. fat, useless, indisciplined spoilt brats. when rooney was 21, he looked 40.

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Ibime: Your boss go give you tomorrow off to write bars. . . hahahaha. . .jobless dude.

olodo - so you expect me to tell him i wanna be off cos i wanna write bars? where's your IQ? of course, i am going to come up with a reasonable excuse that can either be rejected or accepted because the notice is too short.

Thís Saturday 9pm. You're done!

i am even thinking of friday - 9pm. you know me........i craft bars effortlessly when i sense a challenge.

GLACIERZ: I said all coogar knows is talk. . .thats all he is good at, and tryna use vocabs to awe dudes.
Bytch is nuts. He doesn't know lyricism in anyform

shut your fücking mouth, you lunatic. no one called you here & just because you have the right to your idiotïc opinion doesn't mean you should abuse privilege. when your seniors are trading words, a servant like you should keep mum or kill yourself.

GLACIERZ: The forking monkey doesn't even see the brilliance in Mik's bar. . .smh

Who are the people praising that fool?
Kai. .na otumokpo him use blind una

the bar is as empty as your cranial cavity. what a silly fool - you think this is your village where we marvel at mediocre bars? thunder faya you & your facebook crew.

Ibime: Why you still dey ask question?. . . Come and kill. . .

cheiiiiiii - i wish i could speak to my manager now to gimme tomorrow off so i can write for you. keep your verse close........it's going down this weekend. i don vex!

if i get my wish, it might even go down tomorrow night - just to prove i can write within few hours & produce a quality verse. by 9 am tomorrow, i will give you a precise date & time.


go & get your casket - i am spazzing!

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GLACIERZ: Coogar talks a lot. . .bytch keep shut, ranting about generic bars u got, mik, kim, sid in the ground, Haba!

On Facebook they would boo you till u hibernate. . .tsw!!

ę no go better for you & the whole facebook crew. look at this ant, who asked you to put your dirty mouth in a matter that is above your station?

Ibime: I dare you. . . püssy. . .

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pandemonium in coogar's lair......ibime, you are about to sign your death warrant......

kr0ne: I'll wait at the corner and see if there r any survivors . . .if the foot marks are all going in and none is coming out I'd advise myself.
Coogar, the Prince of Persia I see u

the prince of persia is being goaded by a retired challenger.

house, should i kill this retired officer this weekend?