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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:36am On Aug 27, 2014
Ibime: I hope say una go still get fans for thís thread by season end.
why not?
chelsea with 1 league title in the last 7 seasons still have fans. arsenal without a title in 9 years had fans.

united are the kings in england - we rule, others follow. if we don't win a title for the next 10 seasons, arsenal & chelsea or man city can never catch united's title haul.

the joke is on y'all!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:29am On Aug 27, 2014
SailorXY: besides, what is this nonsense about Rojo not getting permit yet? its just like we have not made any signings yet. Shaw, Herrera, Rojo have hardly?barely been on the pitch. hope this changes this weekend
that's exactly why i said it's difficult to assess LVG. none of his signings has hardly played. herrera played one game & disappeared. fat shaw is yet to kick the ball this season.

rojo can't get a work permit & who even knows if di maria has an EU passport too. blind critics would be talking nonsense & how much has been spent without looking at the underlying factors.

we will get over this shyte-storm very soon when the crocked players get back into the team. it's still early days - i am not moved one bit - it's one needless competition to worry about.

elampiro: How was your Anderson tonight? Chicharito?
Your favourite players are now about the worst in the world.
both played more than rooney did over the weekend at the stadium of light. rooney is the only striker earning £300k/week that fails to register a shot on target in 90 minutes. grin cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:13am On Aug 27, 2014
elampiro: How was your Anderson tonight? Chicharito?

Your favourite players are now about the worst in the world.
that's his first game after his recent injury. team was patched up, i didn't expect any coherent passage of football when i saw the starting team.

elampiro: You are not talking.
SAF had nothing to prove after winning the league the previous season. With the exit we had 3 big cups to pursue. Unlike now we needed to prove our 7th position was a big mistake and we are still a big club to b feared.
he had everything to prove - we spent about £60m in 2007/8 to bring all those players. the vibe then was how united were going to fit in tevez/rooney/saha etc.

fergie had a lot to prove - retaining the title was a big mission. spending £60m that summer was the statement that fergie wasn't messing around. we won the league & the champions league that season....

at the start of that season - we drew reading & pompey in our first 2 opening games - lost to man city & then lost to coventry in carling cup.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:07am On Aug 27, 2014
mikuz: Not my fault bro . . .

^_^
i have already addressed that - the level of competition is different. if i was battling you, i would drop tonight & still beat the shyte out of you.

it's ibime - i need to have me some rules. it's on my terms & conditions. september 11 or bust. if y'all can't accept that then y'all can fück off..........nicely!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:44pm On Aug 26, 2014
YoungDaNaval: @Ibime, One Good Turn Deserves Another. If I May Recal, Mikuz Once Created A Thread 4 You & Coogar. Cog dropped His Verse and instead of you to do the same, you came bragging around saying He Aint Worth Ya Standard, His Barz Aint Up To Par, He Aint Got The Answer Bla Bla Bla. Every1 Begged You To Drop ya Verse But All To No Avail. Now You're The One Begging That Same Coogar "Who Aint Got The Answer" For A Battle. CHAI! WHO SAY THE LAW OF KARMA DOESN'T EXIST? Hope You're Feeling The Same Way Coogar Felt When You Few Months Ago When You and Your Cabinets Messed Up The Thread Created For You Both To Brawl? Now You See How It Feels? What Amuses Me Most Now Are Coogar Never Asked You To Join Any Queue. He Never Laid Any Terms and Condition Just Like He Did To Thepricky. He Never Declined Your C/O. He Only Picked A Date When He'll Be Ready To Battle You Just Like You're Ready Now. Now You See? Don't Cry Yet Mr Man, Just Be Patient Till The 11th Of Sep! ITZ A VEWI SIMPLE OPTION BRUH! #my2cent!
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:29pm On Aug 26, 2014
mikuz: @Cooger : I'm not gonna give you a whoping two weeks to write 30 lines. That's too long, but since I'm very considerate, I might extend it to 9pm, Friday. I mean, that's the best I can do. Ibime ll get a no-show win if you fail to drop!

oNe!
let him get the no-show win.
that would really worth his while especially when he's coming out of retirement to battle me. i got a no-show win against him in january too.

i never agreed at anytime to this battle - how it suddenly becomes a no-show when i never agreed is a mystery. but then, this is NL rap section, stranger things have happened.

sep 11 will not be moved!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:10pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ibime: You are a sad old man. At your age, see wetin dey motivate you. Thanks for letting us know what you're in thís for. Na so your life waste reach.
ibime - you are about 5 years older than me...how can i be a sad old man when you are the one coming out of retirement to battle? look in the mirror and see you are dissing yourself.

It never occurred to you that in the 6 years we've been battling here, we didn't send our battles to FP for a reason. Even when Mikuz tried to send our battles to front page, we asked him not to.
so who asked for the battle to be moved to FP. was it not mikuz? did you ever see me begging mods to move my battle to FP? i live a very comfortable life, bro. i only come here to take the piss out of people & get under their skins.

And you are here making mouth about 'everyone wanting to see you' simply because you came here to get yourself to front page. Mr advertiser.
ibime, why this thing dey pain you now? you already know - coogar's swag alone is box office. yours is like a dog's vomit. don't make me remind you....that was in the "ibime's annihilation" verse

Carry go jor. You are only amusing yourself.
and you should know i am in a stronger position to do that. you position to bargain with me is weak. accept my terms & stop bellyaching. no amount of your rhesus monkey screams can move the date.

september 11 or bust!!!

There is not a single vet from here to Facebook hailing you, and you are busy boasting about front page fans wey no dey pay you money - at your age. Get your priorities straight boss, you dealing with a dude who does thís as a hobby, not for fame.
if the above is true - why are you coming out of retirement? you are the one looking for fame, not me. who exactly are the vets that are supposed to be hailing me? why should I care about the hailing of the vets when i don't even know the vets?

Mikuz abeg set me up for a final battle with U3. As I said from start, Coogar is not here for sport, so a ninja like thís should be ignored cos what he come here for and what we come here for is not the same thing.
your loss, bro!
the newbies of today would be vets tomorrow & i will battle them. like i said, there's no reason at all for me to battle you. you are retired - stay retired. floyd mayweather will not seek a battle against mike tyson.....if iron mike decides to jump into the ring, he has to accept the terms & conditions set by mayweather.

this is not the animal jungle - there are rules & procedures to everything. there's a hierarchy here. if you want this battle, you will have to wait. if you can't wait, go ahead & battle emaprince or loonatik.....it's no flesh off my skin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:57pm On Aug 26, 2014
Odunharry: chaii....e don dey red o
biko, don't mind the noisemakers - none of them would win the competition too. when was the last time arsenal won the carling cup? it's been more than 10 years.

this time last season, liverpool were also kicked out of it - that's one more needless competition to worry about. our focus for now should be finishing in the top 3, not carling cup.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:54pm On Aug 26, 2014
mikuz: @ Loonat11k : no wahala. Na una biko.

@ Ibime : Sunday? Nah bro. Send me your verse before 6pm Thursday (Next tomorrow). The deadline remains unchanged. Ibime Vs Cooger is going down on the 28th of this month, end of.
be deceiving yourself!
you go tell me whether promoter & challenger can arrange without the consent of the other netcee.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:45pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ibime: Politician. I done lose interest jor.
your interest or lack of doesn't move me an inch. if you go now, you would certainly return. all those emotional flashes can't move an apex predator.

Believe you me, there was nothing to write about you before your battle with Sid.

Show me one verse you spit before Siddog that would warrant me writing for you?
what should we believe? you told us clearly in june that the fadeyi oloro bar against mikuz had you spinning around. so you were lying? grin i don't even consider the verse against sid that excellent - mikuz's battle was my best yet.

I only took notice after you battled Sid.
i doubt it - you have always taken notice of me. it's only because people are starting to think & say coogar is better than ibime that is making you to bellyache.... grin

You make too much noise jor, and you don't do thís in the right spirit so that's the end of the matter. I will not help you achieve cheap fame with "your thousands of fanbase you cannot disappoint". You only here to play games. You might as well retire since U3, Prekky and all other vets are not good enough to battle you, and you hanging on Ibime for PPV. Like say na election you dey contest. It's actually sad that your view of emceeing come down to this. You not on it for sport, you're a politician.
fame?
i should be the one saying that. coogar is the one everyone wants to see now, not ibime. if anything, you are the one trying to use my name to reinforce your legend status. i got nothing to prove to anyone. the battle shall be on my terms - not yours.

Goodluck. I'm out.
goodbye!
don't let the door hit your tummy on your way out. cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:23pm On Aug 26, 2014
elampiro: We didn't have anything to prove in 07/08. Unlike now the whole world is expecting us to prove we are still a big club. I wasn't disappointed when our reserve boys lost to Coventry.

People are laughing at me on fb. They are mocking 3-5-2 and Gaal. They said I boasted about him.

Rubbish!!!
we had nothing to prove?
after signing hargreaves, nani, anderson & tevez. we had nothing to prove? elampawa - how old were you in 07/08?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:19pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ibime: Don't worry I will tell Emaprince not to laugh at you grin

The weekend or bust. . . it's actually disgraceful for a vet to ask for more than that
so you agree emaprince is your lapdog? grin cheesy
my belle o, my head o. cheesy grin


Ibime: Believe you me if 2 decent emcees are given 2 weeks each to write, the battle becomes a farce because there will be no winner or loser. The level will be so high, ninjas will just vote as per allegiance.
battlers who get paid $40,000 per battle get 3 months to write & battle. if you want a yeye verse that people would spit at then let's drop tonight then.

i want quality - i have a huge fanbase i cannot disappoint & i know the level of preparation it would take me to write for you. it would be my toughest test yet so stop comparing apples with oranges.

I battled Thunder with one day notice. DBR and I battled first round, the battle was called a draw and we had to come back the next day for round 2. This is what we produced:
https://www.nairaland.com/539663/warcraft-armageddon-ii-ibime-v
i can write 40 bars for DBR & thunder in 24 hours in the same circumstance you had. the key is - what was at stake when you battled them? did winning or losing mean anything to any of y'all? biko, you cannot compare those days when only 12 people viewed to today when the thread would cop thousands of views.

We emcees, not jokers. King tourney, we battled vets every 3 or 4 days with daily freestyles on FFR inbetween. By the time we finished the tourney, we were all tired.
I've never in NL history battled anybody on more than 2 days notice. And this so-called vet is asking for 3 weeks. What for? Warriblood can battle Eminem if given 3 weeks to prepare.
all na wash.....
without trying to brag, this would be the biggest battle in the history of NL in terms of quality & the level of skill that would be involved. king tourney was a flop considering the level of skill shown. at best, it would be rated 2/5. what is before us is a 5-star battle,


In the meantime, keep counting how many posts Coogar makes per day on NL - Today alone done pass 50, but he will tell you he is busy whilst writing one punchline a day.
between the week that you promised to get back at me & today that you urgently want a battle......how many posts did you make here? i knew your what your sudden absence meant - you busy writing for coogar.

if i am making 50 posts per day on other issues - it's becos i ain't writing specially for you. i can afford to recycle emaprince's disses & stuff. i cannot recycle any of my bars if we battle........so professor ibime, wait for your time. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:07pm On Aug 26, 2014
elampiro: All the players should be sacked.

Why did we play these yeye players when we don't even have tight fixture schedule.

We are out of Capital1 cup this morning. Why underrate an opponent?
why should that be? this is united for effing sake!!!

07/08 season
•got 2 points from the first 2 games
•lost 0-2 to coventry @OT in the carling cup

outcome - UCL/league title in the same season

biko, there's nothing new under the sun. this is united. what bearing does carling cup have on the destination of the title?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:03pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ibime: Take it easy bros. . . win or lose, we here to entertain and have fun.
i have a cuckoo fanbase - they would have me murdered if i lose. cheesy

These small newbies wey land yesterday, you see me dey answer dem. . . . this is nothing compared to Ibime vs U3 which carried strong partizan NL vs Facebook feeling.
on the contrary, this is armageddon!
half of NL want to see me bruised by the way. i have so many enemies, my loss would be trigger a public holiday in nigeria.

You creating wrong attitude in this section. Believe you me, if I lose, I'm back here tomorrow spitting freestyles. Wetin concern me? Na do or die matter? When a ninja is skilled as you showed against Sid, it's best to die the matter down. We can't have vets denying skill on NL. We created this place out of mutual respect for all the vets skills . . . you would not see Prekky fighting DBR or Mikuz or Thunderstorm or Ema Prince and co or claiming that they're wack when they're obviously not. We all respect each other. You have shown that you have the skill to be respected, so no need for civil war.
ibime, you are a gentleman!
win or lose does nothing to your rep. i mean who cares? if it hits front page sef i'm sure many people would open they mouth when they realise their gentlemanly ibime is cursing out.

coogar on the other hand won't get the same treatment. your lapdogs would print out the verses & hang it on their walls. wait till september 11. i have been magnanimous enough......don't bite the finger that is prepared to feed you. grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:55pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ibime: You came to battle with a lightweight verse, half of which I heard before. Even you gotta be ashamed to read back on what you tried to battle me with.
it doesn't matter - everyone knew i was playing possum. how could that possibly be taken serious? am i supposed to have put all my cards on the table?

I retired after conquering every single dude that challenged me, and went out winning the tourney, and you came to disturb me with that crap which I could have beaten with a freestyle. Now you actually bringing good bars to the table, I finally give you a chance to battle over what you've been making noise about since, and you chicken out.
i didn't chicken out bro, i said september 11. talking about chickening out. that was exactly what you did in january. mikuz popped the thread......i dropped my verse on the day that was agreed & you never replied.

If not for your noisemaking and political campaigning, I never rated you as someone to bother myself to write again for. If anyone woulda enticed me back out, it woulda been for rematch with U3, but you made a lot of noise, and now you finally showed some skill to match your noise, I said lemme oblige you. You come dey act like were were.
i don't need you to oblige me. wait till 9/11. i didn't say the battle would never happen - i said wait! i am strongly convinced you have been writing for 3 weeks - you can't just jump on the stage from nowhere & demand a battle.

if i wanted to be mean, i would give you a pre-requisite like theprekky & co. to battle 2-3 newbies first before i assess your skills. i am being nice here - if you push me any further, it might get pushed to october 1st or perhaps, we could do it to celebrate devil's night.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:43pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ibime: You are a politician, not an emcee. . . . thinking about what you got to lose. Mscheww! Vets no dey send who lose jare. You bring wrong attitude to this section.
when i said i got more to lose, it's not about your bars or that you would gloat......it's your lap dogs that i am talking about. if it's just you, we can do it right now & joke over ish. wetin concern me?

as it is, i see your lapdogs salivating already. win or lose, the excuses of you losing have been typed already. so i have to win.....i always win.

You get wetin to lose? How many titles have you won on Nairaland? Are you the reigning King?
who is the reigning king then? you are retired, all the people you beat to become king have been sonned & overshadowed......like the eclipse of the sun. wetin remain?

This is just a game of cheap fame to you, that's why you never drop bars on FFR, and only battle every 4 or 5 months after stockpiling punches. I'm free with rhymes boss. The shit come natural.
cheap fame ke?
ibime, na jeje i siddon wey mikuz forced me into writing. he lost & blame the fact that he had too much to do at a short period.

na jeje i siddon wey sidddogg nudged me twice that we should spar. he lost & his friends are blaming ebola, PEJ, fuel scarcity & what not for his loss.

you are the one seeking fame here, not me. you want the battle, not me. you have been writing for the past 3 weeks, i haven't even touched a pen since friday.....

ibime, it must be on my terms & conditions. you can't force it. i was made to wait in january. it's your time to wait too. be patient - why are you so eager to die?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:34pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ibime: Bros, I give you till Sunday. . . . what's fair is fair. . . no vet can be taking more than one weekend and a few days to pen. . . I wrote yesterday, that's it . . . . I don't need to elaborate shit. . . .
you wrote yesterday or you finished writing yesterday? which is which? cheesy cheesy the speed at which kim popped the thread without even checking if i had agreed tells me this is a blueprint of a palace coup!

you can't have it your way, bro!
keep your bars in a locker. i need to have me some breathing space. when i wanted a battle from you too, you were nowhere to be found. i don't have to battle you - you are retired.

if you can't wait till 9/11.....then it would have to be some other time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:32pm On Aug 26, 2014
what's the score? grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:14pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ibime: That's just one rebuttal to the dozens of disses I gave you without reply. . . I couldn't be bothered to reply cos FFR was going through lean period. . .
i rebutted every bars of yours i saw. i have many animals i put under control on a daily basis. from sports to family section to rap section.

You want till 11th September, yet you will still be posting 100 posts a day on NL. . . . come on bros. . . . just like you took two months to get your bars out against Sid. . . . come on bros, you ain't a serious vet. Any ninja on here can write an ill punchline a day for 15 days and beat anyone. That's not battling, and that's not emceeing.
which 2 months? who went missing on the day of the battle? was it not siddoggg that ran away and i was the one begging mikuz to go collect his battle from his house & help him post?

siddoggg got banned by airmark for a no-show, not coogar. if i had posted what i originally had for sidddogg, you won't even be here trying to challenge. sidddogg came back to say he was burgled & that was why he couldn't keep the appointment!

I don't need to show I turnover battles in a matter of hours, I've got 6 years of battles to prove that, most of them with less than 24 hours notice.
but the level of the competition is the key here not the quantity of the semi-illiterates you have been battling over the years. how many quality netcees did you battle in the last 6 years?

there's a difference between quality & quantity.

Move on with that bullshit . . . you aint a serious emcee. . . you need weeks to script. . . the hot verse you dropped against Sid, you claimed it only took you 2 hours, now all of a sudden you need two weeks.
the battle against sidddogg took me less than 2 hours. unfortunately, siddoggg's level is not the same as ibime's. the quality of opposition determines the level of preparation.

i could afford to leave stones unturned against the likes of siddoggg & mikuz and not get burnt. i cannot afford such luxury with you. i am going against a battle animal - every line must be a punchline.....a haymaker.

Make I focus on better things jare . . . after all, na you challenge me. . . you no serious.
drop your verse for mikuz. he will not leak it to anyone. on the 11th of september at exactly 9.11pm, i would drop my bars. just get a competent life insurance scheme before then cos your reign ends on that day.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:32pm On Aug 26, 2014
elampiro: Last season, these same guys said Fabio, Cleverley, Nani, Zaha, Chicharito, Anderson were the neglected messiahs who should have saved our season, and that Moyes was an idiot.

Anderson went Fiorentina to expose himself and shamed his promoters. Zaha and Fabio also failed.

This season they said Di Maria is worth less than £35m. And that Nani, Anderson, Young, Cleverley will be great under Gaal.

ITK people. Always know more than the manager. This is no video game.
you also told us rooney was the best number 10 in the world & he would light up the world cup.......until he disgraced england & himself at the mundial. it got so bad that half of britain want him out of the starting team. they believed sterling -aged 19 is a surer bet than rooney in the number 10 position.

as per the things we said about moyes - haven't we been vindicated? moyes took all your advice and we ended in the 7th position. ever since anderson has joined man utd, we have never finished lower than second - moyes loaned him out & we failed to qualify for ordinary europa

that alone tells me you & moyes are lunatics!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:26pm On Aug 26, 2014
igbsam: Guys, check out this formation if we can use the 4-3-3 formation with signing of Vidal

Are we gonna be brutal on the field of play ?
the only problem with that formation is rooney is too slow to play as a wide man. when was the last time rooney took the ball past a defender. besides, he wants the striker role but he's not better than van persie as a striker.

rooney shoulda been used as a make-weight to reduce the di maria purchase. we need vidal in the heart of that midfield. anyone that drives us forward from the centre would be the key to our season.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 8:18pm On Aug 26, 2014
Lagunna: coogar didn't accept to battle on thursday.. i swear if this battle dey go down, i go advertise am for all corners of nl... grin
it will go down on my terms. ibime can send his verse to mikuz - he should keep it till 9/11. ibime na wayo man.

this was his reply to "ibime's annihilation" on the 4th of august.

IBIME: Coogar,
Nice bars. Keep it that way. I'll catch you when I'm released. Mikuz, I dey wait your disses
this suggests ibime has been writing for coogar since the 4th of august - all of a sudden he wants the battle to go down in 48 hours. from 4th till 27th.....that's 23 days of preparation. grin cheesy

see wayo!!!!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 8:08pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ibime: I give Coogar 2 days to back his skills if not it would be a pleasure.

All thís talk of September 11, abi he dey plan Al Qaeda?

Any ninja could write one ill punchline a day for 15 days. Even Warriblood could beat me in that timeframe.
send your verse to who you wanna send it to. why are you crying for a battle now? a challenger doesn't just tell floyd mayweather to hop into the ring when it's convenient.

you are the challenger here, your retired status means it's on my terms & conditions. if you go ahead & post your bars on thursday, then let it be it your own head!

i have more to lose than you do. you are retired, your ijaw cousins would blame your loss on ebola or the fact that you are rusty. if i lose, my reputation is on the line.

september 11 remains the date - the date when the high & mighty shall be brought down on it's knees. as per ill punchlines, that's exactly what you have done in the last 3 weeks.

siddogg's battle or not, you have been writing all along for me after i killed you with anthrax bars the other day. remember - you said you would get back to me after spambot releases you, you never came back.

you wrote 21 days for me & you want me to match that in 48 hours, you must be having a laugh. where's the reply you promised to this material i dropped weeks ago?

Coogar: my inbox was bombarded by friends & admirers....they inspired me to write this ish....

IBIME's ANNIHILATION
Fück upon a time, there's a cave called Nairaland/where a tyrant sat/he feels he's god...cos he's worshipped by minor cats/

I got confused....Here's supposed to be a slaughterhouse/who allowed these rubber touts/to point flaws in other's bouts/

The newbies couldn't speak/they always looking weak/too scared to express themselves.....under the crooked king/

Mikuz was a ruthless prïck/With the brains of a tuna fish/his decision making?...Ludicrous/
He uses the ban button to cross posters out like the crucifix/ How could a mod be such a lunatic?/

I soon figured out/there's a bigger lout/with a sniggered snout/

His name is Ibime/what a waste of the semën/dude's mentally-impeded/....with the weight of six skinheads/

This mentality has to change/Battle rap isn't a brute's food chain/all the self adulations are just too vain/

So i set to task/stalk the evil entourage/but I was yet to rank/

Then came the king tournament/I got a bit fortunate/I was made a judge...to reduce turbulence/I spooked arguments/I was testing the heat levels.....just like a crude arsonist/

I made it known/I'd fight for the gay king's throne/I was in the mood to break splintbone/

My request was rejected/FFR thought The Coog was reckless/I couldn't cross swords till I get my verse inspected/

I threw them the chaff/Long boring lines like the graph/Just to inflict them with laughs/

The stage was set/Ibime's card remained unchecked/He changed his mind....like the statement of a räpe suspect/

Ibime must protect his credibility/he knew it was the end of his killing spree/ I dropped my verse....just to expose his sensitivity/

The cat can't face his threat/He went about making dissent/he even claimed my pen game is spent/

Mikuz became my next project/I had to make the wet whòre decked/like the dïldo recipient of a lêsbo sëx/

Lo & behold...Kim got bodybagged/his donkey asś/ thought he could win a sword fight with sloppy bars/

Coog's rise made O'bis envious/His body temp....100 degrees celsius/like a woman going through the C-section/

Jealousy is a female trait/O'bis became salty...as the newbs had their image raised/he went to war....with the help of his village mates/

O'bis started amassing his troops/harassing the noobs...in a way rapïsts love attacking cute böobs/

No debating...FYH killed Kim clearly/Limerick is nice...his wits, skills -Scary/always on point - weak frees? rarely/

Nihilist broke O'bis down in the sports section/He got a confession/when he drilled O'bis with 4 questions/..O'bis plan was to hinder..... the newb's progression/

Who is Ibime? He's bïtch-made/that loves to rock the skin fade/He was jailed years ago & got södomised by 6 inmates/

Ibime knows nowt about street life/His toughest brawl...was preventing a bïtch fight/He still got punched in the face about three times/

When O'Bis turned 9/playing footie with his mates in the sunrise/I was on the streets shooting at drug dealers...that won't reduce the cost price/

When O'Bis hit 13/wankïng his dïck in latrines/I was with Liberian rebels slicing arms like i was giving vaccines/

It's surprising/The same gay crew accused others of biting/Till they jaw marks were exposed.....like the ear bitten by Tyson/

Fake buncha hypocrites/including Emaprince or Emobïtch/Who queafs & get erectïons.....for The Coog like the clïtoris/

The Coog's swag alone is box office/O'Bis is a fâg....repulsive than a dog's vomit/We should take this to the streets....I'm done talking/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:37pm On Aug 26, 2014
PietroRico: and when no one supports him, he'll be propounding conspiracy theories grin
that's his wild card.
he will first blame the mods for banning him even when it states clearly on his profile that he was banned by spambot. when that doesn't work, he would tell us he's leaving NL cos everyone is after him.

elampawa once blamed me that my criticism of rooney on NL was the reason rooney's performance was rubbish in a certain game last season. that was when i knew elampawa smokes hemp. grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 5:25pm On Aug 26, 2014
Guykhena: I still don't know why he's hesitating...
check your email.......
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 5:18pm On Aug 26, 2014
YoungDaNaval: COOGAR!!
of course, i need to have me some rules. i ain't stüpid. i could write 30 lines right now but i won't be confident it will be enough to kill ibime.

if i was battling emaprince or loonatik, then it's a different ball game. i am going against the biggest fish in the pond. i have to be mentally & lyrically prepared for the showdown.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:14pm On Aug 26, 2014
PietroRico: that's the worst part.
Our midfield was down to bare bones and the lad wasn't giving games.
When he is sure of his quality, why should he take such rubbish.

Na he papa get man u, wey he go sacrifice he career for them?
don't mind elampawa!
he would conceive an opinion and try to force it down other people's throats even in presence of factual evidence that he is wrong.

see how he was trying to sway the argument as if pogba demanded to bench cleverley/anderson. pogba stated clearly that what pissed him off was the game that SAF started rafael/JS park ahead of him.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 5:09pm On Aug 26, 2014
YoungDaNaval: K
i have sent the mail to the addy you gave me today.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar:
Iceskidd: If coogar is really d P-O-P he would have battled ThePrekky but he ducked talkless of ibime
i don't waste bars on lilliput!
if i face theprekky, it would be a flawless victory again with emobïtch complaining that it was the weakest he's seen from theprekky or some other stupïd excuses.


Ibime: No biggie. . . if Coogar himself reread the verse he dropped against me compared to what he dropped against Sid, even he would decline himself. His verse against Sid is smoking, hence enough to entice me for one more match. Ibime has nothing to prove against his previous 2 verses. . . but now I do after reading his verse against Sid.
buhahahaha
comrade ibime, is that why you haven't dropped any material since the last time i dropped on NL chatroom?

your body language tells me you have been writing in the last one week & all of a sudden you want to battle coogar. i am overwhelmed with plenty of projects as we speak.

the earliest i can battle you is 11th of september. if you agree, tell mikuz to pop the thread. 30 lines of horrorcore from both sides - man to man, bars for bars till one of us dies in the arena.

that's the deal!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 4:58pm On Aug 26, 2014
raumdeuter: Was the potential retirement of Rio and Vidic not the reason you were stockpiling defenders like Jones and Smalling? Last season Rio made 14 league appearance
nope, they weren't!
jones & smalling only filled the void o'shea & wes brown left behind. why is it so difficult for you to argue logically? how did you graduate?

last season rio made 14 league appearances cos moyes was a fool. in SAF's last season, how many league appearances did rio make?

rio was put on a special fitness program. the needless uefa games & domestic cup games were taken out of his routine & he was fit for most parts of the season.

moyes came on & started playing him every matchday regardless of the fatigue till rio got crocked.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:53pm On Aug 26, 2014
elampiro: * In the court of law, where there's contradiction, the judgment should be awarded to the other party.
Oghos1, your attorney says Pogba whould have benched Ando/Cleverley. You said no.
you are talking nonsense - it seems it's difficult for you to reason. there's no issue of benching anderson/cleverley. they weren't in any competition. the issue is why did SAF refuse to play pogba even when anderson/cleverley were out injured for months?

why is your logic so backwards?

* Pogba settled better in Juve 'cos they have a better balanced team to compete in the Seria A. His mistakes were not costly to the team. But they could have sunk Man United and SAF.
his mistakes weren't costly too when he won the FA youth cup for united. when wilshere achieved the same feat - he became arsenal's rooney.

his mistakes weren't costly too when he guided france to under-20 world cup in turkey. that was france's first ever title in the competition so are they better balanced like juventus as well?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 4:43pm On Aug 26, 2014
YoungDaNaval: Excuse me, You're Speaking on behalf of coogar or ibime?
leave them alone -
let ibime's local dogs do all the ranting....it's emaprince & loonatik - they were born on ibime's cöck & they will ride it till the day they die.

Emaprince: wink wink
Trust him to decline...that's for sure...you saw how he was hyping pprekky and saying he's the only one remaining to be battled...prekky came online and asked for it...he started demeaning the same nigga he was hyping all as a cheap way of chickening out...but truth is that he's exhausted and needs a long time to put something together..

One thing y'all don't know about that goat is that he hypes himself,rate you low juust to escape a battle while he is busy penning a one-week-one-bar verse..after 3-4 months and he feels he has a ready verse,he'll accept to brawl and claim he's gonna use 2hhrs to scribble his verse...

I can bet anything that mr vampire will decline!
if your mother's overdependent on amphetamines during her pregnancy didn't affect you as a foetus, there's no way you would post the above and stand by it.

when was the last time your slave-master battled anyone? so if it's true that coogar writes one bar per year, what then should we say about your slavemaster who hasn't dropped anything of quality in months?

i have said it - babies born by dopë-fiend mothers have a big difficulty with logic. it would soon be 5pm when you will go back to your security post to open the gate for civil servants filing out of the federal secretariat. you are useless to us & useless to your family.


if i were your father, i would have sold you to slavery.

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