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mikuz: Na jealousy go kill you. When your mates were learning how to woo girls you were busy wanking your life away with "Key" soaps. Now see your life?all those girls you woo tell you no & they come to my apartment to gimme brains in the night. siddon dere make bra dey wear you? You think you're getting any younger? Next winter ll make you 49 and you'll still a bachelor? What are you?i am not even up to the half of the square root of your age & yet you are still writing WAEC. ![]() We humans? Cougar so if them say make all humans come out now you go follow too? You're still a primitive wild animal in case you forgot, Keep deceiving yaself. At best na humanoiditus or homo orangutanus you be.i am the #1 representative of this section. corporate sponsors have been after me since friday........i don't even know which of the endorsements to sign now. i keep seeing loya milk, glo, PZ & access bank.... kim, follow my lead..... ![]() |
mikuz: It's like the heavy humiliation MK Dons gave to your team is now starting to affect your reasoning?kim - what do you want? a tasteless battle with no quality or top notch battle that would keep the blogosphere spinning? take it or leave it - the bar has been raised here. my mission is to top the last battle with a material of higher quality. siddogg's battle was 99%. if i were to top that, i have to produce 100% material & we both know that can only be achieved with serious preparation. if i actually know sid's addy, i would have told my goons to chop off his hands so he wouldn't be able to write again. that nucca is scary as hell. don't worry, the battle will happen - i just need to clear some office projects & then I would write. be patient...... |
Pataki: Chelsea is in the Champions leagueare you there to make the numbers or you are there to win it? which is which? united have won it twice since the new format - which of you have won it twice since 93? arsenal? nope! chelsea? na yam? city? not in my lifetime liverpool? that would be the day satan & my creator reconcile. united still rule in england. ![]() |
ephee: i have been in a few relationships where i put in my efforts to make it work irrespective of how stupid it may look but i end up being hurt and unfairly treated by the man but wen i see how some ladies heartlessly treat some men and still yet they ar being pampered and loved by the man, does it mean am not just lucky with being blessed wit God fearing and responsible men? or am i the problem?you are the problem! then again, you might think you are giving your best but doing the wrong thing. it means you are always working ever so hard to do the wrong things - surely, you are bound to get burnt! all those guys can't be wrong - take 2 steps back & check yourself. be honest with your assessment - look at the things you have done that rubbed them the wrong way. was it a common theme in all the relationships you have had? if it is - you have identified the problem. ![]() |
ElFenomeno1: Sharrap thereno vex, i didn't know i was hitting below the belt. please, where's d-ebola? ![]() |
ElFenomeno1: C L Football confirmed YET again .except that you have never won it! united don win am chelsea don win am liverpool don win am what of arsenal? ![]() |
papiforreal: hhhhhh.. Oga cooger i hail ocommissioner for enjoyment, i hail o!!! how body? mikuz: Ok cooger shey? No mind am sha. Na jealousy go soon kill am.your court case involving khimwhyte is yet to be judged, your body is already shaking with temperature again? kim - about 400 years ago, i would have sanctioned your castration........manually! unfortunately, we humans have evolved! ![]() |
yeyenatu: Na coogar, not Cooger jo...kim is incapable of spelling my name correctly. he does it deliberately to delay rapture. the day he gets it right is the day of rapture. |
mikuz: Na my Yeyenatu you dey call chicken?yeyenatu is a chicken - i didn't say it behind her. teddy used to be fearless but she's now a chicken too. she's suddenly scared of battling after reaching an agreement to battle. me thinks people who duck battles should now be getting banned "to post verses either on FFR or anywhere....." for lengthy months. that's the only way they will take this place serious. the next time yeyenatu ducks, slam her with 6 months. if she posts any verse, hide it. she won't be able to battle anyone & even her verses would be hidden. that's my humble suggestion, honourable kim kardashian. lest i forget, any mod that is found to be corrupt too should auto-ban himself. ![]() |
elampiro: Lolyes, we lost with scholes/hargo but we knew we gave it our best. having pogba on the bench & losing left a feeling that we could have done better to stem the attack of blackburn fc! |
elampiro: Even you wouldn't have played Pogba in that one off match.wise choice? and we lost 2-3? how's that a wise choice? the result alone told us SAF brain-farted! |
what's wrong with yeyenatu & teddy sef? why are these 2 chickens scared to battle each other? |
elampiro: * You said we could have...... That said it all. SAF was without Rooney and Berba. He had exactly 13 senior players to start the game, so he made the bench up with What next? He made the bench up with players from the reserve- Martin, Eckesley. Macheida and Welbeck.you are still arguing like a camel. how would macheda feel if he's left on the bench(after being promised matches) with gary neville or oshea being played ahead of him in the striking position? |
pleep: For the last couple of months i have been working part-time at a fast food restaurant near campus. The staff is majority white, with me being one of the few black employees and the patronage is 20/80% with whites being the majority of customers.black people are the same everywhere - it must be something in the genes. they are so unruly, they don't easily adapt & they are more prone to petty crimes. what happened in your restaurant is the same everywhere. black people are sometimes the cause of the treatment they get - your company's policy is the best method to stop the economic loss. |
elampiro: Is this your response? lolnani, tevez, ronaldo & welbeck are enough forwards. there's even ji sung park on the bench. it means nani & park could have played as wingers with ronaldo & tevez playing as strikers on the day. we could have gone 4-3-3 with giggs, tev & ronaldo too & there wouldn't be a single need to use macheda. the analogy of pogba's case here is putting macheda on the bench while neville & o'shea are preferred to him as a striker. what SAF did to pogba was humiliating & career-wrecking. preferring rafael & js park to pogba in the midfield was an abomination. SAF was one of the major reasons we lost the title in 11/12 |
ElFenomeno1: STFU you fu...cking drongo!why is it that when you lose on points, you start targeting incorrect sentence? huh? football is not language - football na intelligence! |
Odunharry: Morrison...ronaldo's own was understandable - he wanted to leave & he thought he had achieved everything possible as a football player for man utd. SAF wasn't wrong for selling him. however, the sale of pogba/morrison is a grave mistake by SAF. if we compare the level of protection fletcher got as a fellow scot compared to pogba/morrison then you would know nepotism exists even in britain as well. as a youngster, fletcher is one of the most useless players. his development was slow, he had shytestorms after shytestorms but SAF kept him in the first team. it was because of fletcher keane got angry & went on MUTV to voice his opinion. the program was pulled off & keane got sacked. fletcher didn't mature as a player until 07/08 - he had been at united's senior team in the previous 5 years or thereabout & he was well protected by SAF. so when people try to idolise SAF in totality, their sanity should be questioned! the reason we have a useless midfield today is because of SAF. |
elampiro: Pogba's first call up for the league was against Blackburn on December 31st. By 14th January, Scholes was back to pair Carrick . Leaving out Fletcher, Anderson and Jones who had won many matches for us in the middle of the park prior to that time.why didn't SAF replace cleverley with pogba in the next game after we had beaten blackburn by 5-0? you are arguing backwards - we are asking you why did it take the eve of the new year that season before pogba made it to the united bench? you are telling us meaningless stories. we had rooney, berbatov, tevez & ronaldo when macheda was introduced. none of then had to be injured for months before macheda got his dream debut - why was the progress of pogba/morrison deliberately truncated by SAF? that's the question you should answer. |
GIYAZZ: Coogar! My elder brother wants to battle you, I showed him your battle with Siddogg and he got interested. . . He's on facebook and not on Nairaland, but I I'm asking him to join Nairaland, and I think he will. . . He's really d0pe bro, his name is Henry, I will love it if you accept this battle. Lemme see, you and my brother, who's d0per! Lol!without any shadow of doubt, your brother has loads of potentials. he has what it takes to be a super-monster in the next 6-12 months. the problem is - his rhyme scheme is too elementary & excruciatingly basic. i just don't think textcees who rhyme 2-syllables are working hard enough - that's the only thing he needs to work on. the boundary of lyricism is being pushed day after day - it's not just acceptable in this day & age for me to accept 2-syllable rhyming as a dopë written. i have a chronic OCD for rhymes. if it's not 3 or more rhymes, it's not dopë enough.... this is what i mean(for emphasis)... •The Sid is badly short of braincells/His favourite past time is statutory râping/He's styled to rap in phrases...but his bars lacks the craft & cadence/His win against Kim was madly over-rated/He loves bribing....The cheat pays in cash before he's graded/rhymes •cash before he's graded •madly over-rated •lacks the craft & cadence •styled to rap in phrases •statutory râping •badly short of braincells that's a 6-syllable rhyme scheme! •I brought 10 psycho-killers from Herzegovina/Your girl won't be spared... I'd let hollows in her.....while she's reading an encyclopaedia/then have the news wrapped around her head like Ken Saro Wiwa/rhymes •10 psycho-killers •herzegovina •let hollows in her •encyclopaedia •ken saro wiwa. that's another 5-syllable rhyme scheme. that's the level i expect these days. if it's not dopë enough, i am not moved. so with all the reasons highlighted above, i will humbly deny the request. however, if you have any of his other written that is döper than the one you submitted, please post it so i can really assess his level of writing. cheers, bro. ![]() |
hensben: what difference does it make huh, sugar daddy or no sugar daddy its money that is been spent,moreover, man u have a sugar daddy too(glaziers family). chelsea is a big club now deal with it, madrid is collecting money from government thereby, making spanish people to be poor, they are been sanction for it now, go ask what franco(a madridster) did to other club in spain in favor of madrid,he(franco) was a fascist, they(madrid) are owning a huge debt, same with man u,SAF, referee and english FA, chelsea none.so how much of the glazers money have been spent on united? do you people just sprout nonsense from your mouth cos you love the sound of your voice or what? that united are even broke today is because of the leveraged take-over by the glazers. not a single penny of theirs has been put in man utd. it's the united brand that is the cash cow providing the funds the club has been operating on. hensben: you are just consoling yourself, the truth is that if man u continue like this, they will loose many of this endorsement #facts, thats football for you..so, tell your club to continue splashing cash or else...contrary to your stance, it was the season united finished 7th that adidas decided to splash £750m on a 10-year deal.... bayern was ignored, chelsea was ignored. united have a £75m per year deal while chelsea are on £30m per year......same shirt-maker! y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. if i post all the sponsors of man utd on this thread, NL will crash. don't ever compare.....there's a universe of difference between united & chelsea when it comes to the commercial brand. what's chelsea's value? what's united's value?? |
Danhumprey: Exactly! Few clubs fancy the Carling Cup anymore. That Cup is better left for teams at the bottom of the league table to win as consolation for always finishing outside the EPL top 6!i'm never bothered about the league cup - that's one less competition to worry about. a top 4 finish & a strong finish in the FA cup would be a successful season for me. the injuries have made it difficult for me to fully assess louis van gaal. none of his acquired players have even played yet so this isn't his fault at all. we should be fine by october. 07/08 season was worse than this. we laboured to win our opening games, we got destroyed by coventry at OT in the carling cup but then we went on a good run & by november we were breathing down arsenal's neck for the pole position. at the end of that season, we won in europe & won the league. ![]() |
Bimfo: Thats a Lie! The Only time Abramovic spent alot of Money was when he bought Chelsea.. From the Year 2004-2012, there was no English Club that got money from UEFA than Chelsea, that alone has boosted the Sponsorship revenue generated from our Brand.. (pls dont tell me to look for Link, google is ur friend)your brand is animal shyte - how many sponsors do you have? what's your revenue & your turnover every season? how much do you make at the gate? your stadium is only 40,000 and you don't even fill it to capacity.... your shirt sponsors are one of the cheapest of all elite teams in europe. united's DHL deal alone for training kit is much more than what samsung is paying for your football shirt. this is the difference between united & sugar-daddy clubs like chelsea & man city. www.nairaland.com/attachments/1657395_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188 united are spending the money generated organically by the club itself. chelsea are spending the money abramovic is pumping in through his shady oil deals in russia. it's solely because of chelsea & city that UEFA introduced the FFP. And Y should we leave abramovic out of it?? Is He not the Owner of the Club?football doesn't work that way, i'm afraid. reasons why FFP came into existence to curb the excesses of sugar daddies. clubs should only spend the money club generates on it's own. criminals with oil money shouldn't buy clubs and use the clubs to launder ill-gotten wealth. it destroys the essence of sportsmanship! if united spend £20 billion in a transfer window, it's their money & it's theirs to spend as they please. lalaboi: Deviating from the point.the success on the pitch in the last 20 years provided the money united are spending today. if a club that finished 7th can cajole adidas to shell out £750m on shirts alone then shame on chelsea & man city. where are your own corporate sponsors? are you under any restriction to get sponsors? teams who have overspent in the past were crucified cos the money came from a sugardaddy. the point here is chelsea fc should generate his own huge revenue & spend it like the other top clubs. United spending what they Make? when they still have huge debts they are servicing from the Glazer takeover of 05. . .that debt is like a mortgage...... there's no rush to pay it off completely. it's like your house - as long as you are meeting up with the monthly payment, who the heck cares. what's the value of man utd in comparison to their debt? you are having a laugh or you're clueless about corporate accounts! |
Ibime: You mean multis I freestyled against you Sauron in FFR - where two multi schemes happened to match something you said before. How much you go charge me?i am not sauron - i only exposed your pilfering habit when i discovered you stole 2 different bars from the same handle. the evidence was shown the other day....no need to go into that again. Just remember to pay KOTD their £40k after spending a whole 3 months just to bite their punches for your twice-a-year battles. Loaded Lux!!!hahahaha - i can feel your pain. you go wait tire - next time, you would not act ape-ish when someone asks you for a battle. i am enjoying your bellyaches. all those bars you were silently penning for me for 3 weeks would soon decompose in your email draft. ![]() iamaromolaeran: . fool go to sleep.... you obviously got no job tomorrow...take it easy, bro. ibime deserves respect. ibime is a "retired vet" begging for a battle to make himself relevant again. ![]() |
Ibime: In other words, you are slow witted.the same amount sauron got for damages when you were caught stealing his bars to beat newbies who probably didn't know sauron existed. |
SailorXY: what does he mean by "No" about new signingsno - as in he's not answering that question from the media/journalists. |
Ibime: Bros at thís rate you'll be having 2 battles a year. Forget about battling Ibime. Book that diary in September or December with someone else. I no get secretary to dey manage my diary. My aims and your aims are not the same.loaded lux cops one or 2 battles per year. he's the most respected battler out there & he cops the highest pay. it's quality over quantity for me. |
lalaboi: Mata - £37mthe difference is - united are actually spending the money their brand is generating - unlike chelsea/man city who rely on sugardaddies. if the chelsea brand is where the money is coming from, no one would give a fück. no one criticises madrid for what they spend - they don't rely on any sugardaddy. spend the money your club generates, leave abramovic out of it. |
PaulThor: ffr is more lively dan ever....thanks to youngdanaval, lagunna, FYH, & the new mikuz. Ibime: Ibime vs U3a tournament of the top 8 textcees won't be out of place. mikuz can arrange "clash of the titans" kinda thingy. |
aventura: I was, I used to, I had...........man uin other words, chelsea is living the dream & man utd are now history? what did chelsea win last season? nothing! united won the community shield with moyes in charge. this season - only arsenal can boast to have won anything of note so why are you harlemshaking for zero titles? shame nor catch you? elampiro: When has shot on target being of any yardstick in football?if a £300k/week striker can't shoot once on target against sunderland then rooney is a fraud. Anderson should be sold to Rivers Angels so that he can learn from Sunday. Chicha to to Rivers Angels to learn from Oshoala.anderson's first game since his return from fiorentina - he needs game time to get over the cobwebs. rooney has played about 6 games since world cup & he's still shyte. * Falconets has ball sense more than United that played tonight. Gosh! Donkeys. Oshoala would have applied intelligence to score those chances Chicha missed.and what intelligence has rooney applied in the last 2 games in the league? |
ThePrekky: bis you have time sha. I can't be seen in this kind of argument. I read a post where he said I'm d only one he's gon battle if I came out of retirement, yu know I don't really talk much here, more or less talking with coogar (no beef tho), so wen I saw that I asked myself what wouldav made the normal coogar we all know make that statement, coz that's d kind of things only a vet who has nothing else to prove (albeit a proud one tho) would say, not something d normal coogar at his level, we know, would be able to say. So I asked around n was directed to his battle with siddogg nd I was actually impressed nd had d spark to duel once more so I decided to grant his wish, at least for entertainment sake.theprekky, that ship has sailed long time ago. this is the battle circuit - things move quickly & circumstances change quicker than the weather forecast. the last 2 battles i had was a personal disappointment to me not because of my own performance but because everyone kept saying it's a one-sided affair. i need me a stiff competition & my reputation won't move further than it has as we speak if i take the W against you. you shoulda come out to spar against me before my sidddogg brawl. we know d rest. Anyway d tables can't be turned nd I be seen arguing with Coogar for a battle, that would, from every p.o.v, actually be doing him more of a favor. Cos if he is interested in reputation, a win agnst eida yu or I wud cement that, even a loss against us wud be boosting his 'online reputation' provided he comes with a decent verse.the reputation is cemented - i remain undefeated. your battle would add nothing to the reputation. sidddogg has done more than you in the last 9 months - he's more relevant than you here or on FB over the same period. all we know about you is that you are a textcee that retired cos you became a pastor. ![]() you are a retired netcee just like ibime - the difference is....ibime still comes here to drop quality bars every now & then while you were holidaying in ecuador adding unnecessary weight to your belly. ibime deserves the shot, you don't. ibime is the stronger opposition, you are not. ibime is the bigger risk for me, you are not. i will battle ibime in september if he agrees with the date, yours would likely be on devil's night to celebrate halloween or on boxing day in december. i cannot afford to drop the quality of my verses for y'all sake. the audience want to see quality drops not guguru & epa verses one can hear in modenine's albums. |
Opener - kslib Rhymes - testerfuze Metaphor - nil Punchlines - kslib Personals - kslib Flow - testerfuze Wordplay - kslib Closer - kslib. MVGT - kslib this is a very weird battle - kslib has the idea of structuring but his content is below average. testerfuze has the flow but his structuring was all wrong - there was no creativity too & that's why he took the L on this from my POV. you guys should work together - it would be great. what A lacks is what B has & vice versa. you guys need to work more on your verses. stop rushing to battle because of some pumped-up ego. MJ used to drop one album every 4 years. the quantity is meaningless if the quality is wack - i would rather read one quality verse than 500 substandard verses. |
Ibime: Thís would be the 50th time you have quoted me talking crap, to add to the 50 PMs you sent me begging for battle, plus to add to the 20 wack rhymes you wrote calling me out, plus the thread you opened in football section asking me for battle. Get the message bro. I don't do stalkers.i have never seen ibime this angry - ibime, why so mad, bro? ![]() i dey come, make i go grade the latest battle - i will be back to see how this develops. |
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