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Ibime: No need for all these long stories abeg. We have heard. Real gees don't talk. If every emcee start preaching about their own punches we no go hear word. That's corny. This would be the hundredth time you are telling us about the few bars you wrote. Quite funny that a ninja with one or two quotables be advertising the same quotables over and over again to ninjas who have hundreds of quotables and don't brag or write long essays about them. Is there any battle I fought that I did not nameplay? SMH. Were you here when Mikuz wrote "thís cat all happy/ cos he took bland shots at me/ Difference is. . . I got Daniel puns. . . check em out. . . Am more catchy!/what's fantastic about that bar? looks like what i was writing in poetry when i was 8. abeg, stop bellyaching - i didn't force you into retirement. i am talking cos mik keeps referring me to the siddoggg battle & claiming i used a ghostwriter. how does it concern you? don't make me vex tonight o - i might change my mind & bring september 11 to this weekend. you know what that means to you, don't you? it means your sudden death. you are a marked target - don't force me to pull the trigger & have you killed before your time. I did not see Mikuz writing essay every two days to remind us of the genius of that bar. So stop that corny shít.he's not writing essay about it cos the bar is shyte. your standard must be very low to even rate such a corny bar. cat all happy/am more catchy. where's the punch in that gibberish? write such nonsense against me & watch the entire NL mourn your obituary. |
teddybiyasi: the how far is 20k plus 100$https://i.imgur.com/NUeVFnL.gif |
mikuz: What Ibime does in 2 weeks, Cooger accomplishes it in 2 decades.all na story. when was ibime's last battle? i battled a top tier textcee less than a week ago. if i have had about 6 months to write, i would have 100,000 bars stored somewhere. there's a difference between my bars & most of the other bars here. my bars are tailored only for the guy i am battling. ibime writes general bars that could be written for virtually anyone. sid in the ground sid is & sid off can only be for one textcee called sidddogg. spelling mik backwards to get kim can only be for one textcee called mikuz. this is why i win. judges should start watching out for copy & paste netcees. |
ThunderStorm: that's not sounding good, atall. . . motion objectedthe thread has been desecrated & there's no way people won't chitchat there if opened. mikuz should lock & delete the other variants of FFR as well. what's the point having up to 3 FFR threads? |
Bimfo:herrera will stroll into your midfield - think of the rêtards you have paraded in your midfield before this season - they are all wack! I dont blame ManU guyskagawa is a better talent - abeg! he's been mismanaged or he joined the wrong club. he's in a positional conflict with rooney, welbeck, mata, etc. he's been played out of his position...... The same Kagawa was Clueless against MK dons on Tuesday..it's easy to see you are a football novice. if i dig into the crates, i would dig out matches where ronaldo was clueless against dirt-bottom sides. one match doesn't define a player. every player has copped poor performances against lower teams. So b4 U can say Herrera will get 1st team Shirt at Stoke, let him Use a Complete season.. Thanks..upon all your mouth about hazard, he won nothing last season - same status as united. kagawa has won a league title - hazard hasn't! |
ThunderStorm: Oh, Okay. . now you're talking.no chance! FFR has been desecrated by noisemakers. the rules should change. anyone with any material should post his verse to the mods. the mods would post it while the thread remains locked. mikuz: I'm now sure that the M. Keynes Dons disaster is having an adverse effect on your thinking. Ever since that defeat, I've been watching you, na so so opata you just dey yarn!that's impossible - my IQ is 180 the last time i checked. with all due respect, siddoggg is a seasoned veteran, a dopë textcee - he's in the top 5 on NL. what are you yapping about? you had your chance with siddoggg & he destroyed you with the pen! Keep claiming cheap win over that average verse. If that verse was written against my Yeyenatu, the best Sid could gotten could have been a draw! His opener, closer, rhymes and puns were nothing to write home about. He could tie/win Metaphors, flow and/or punchlines. So why are you making a fuss about the mumu win?siddoggg's verse wasn't weak - mine was just too powerful & it made his verse look average. i have asked you to bring out any verse on this section in the last 10 years that can stand toe to toe with mine......there's none! it then means if i had written that verse against anyone including the retired vets, i would still have won. i don't seem to understand you. sid eviscerated you live on camera - what rights have you got to speak about him in this condescending manner? Oh, your next battle? The one coming up on February 14 2017?i have been able to clear 33% of my project. if i go to work tomorrow & clear up to 70%, i might battle this weekend. my cuckoo fanbase & my corporate sponsors are dying to have me back in the ring. Mr C. A. at times comments like this make me believe strongly that you have a ghostwriter, 'cause with this statement its hard to think you're the same nigga who wrote that verse against Siddoggg.ghostwriter? lolololol i don't use a ghostwriter - i am ill with the skill. my problem is i rarely have a quiet time to think & write. 24 hours - too short for me. i need about 30 hours everyday to get these effervescent bars out of my chest. the next person i am battling will commit suicide. ![]() |
mikuz: Na better craze dey worry you. Thunder don fire you finish. Mumu boy.see your life - that's rhe best pun ever. i am appealing to sid to permit me to use that bar in my next battle - before you fools sue me on copyright/biting. cùnt reacting = country acting. ![]() if sid was born 500 years ago, he woulda been william shakespeare's baby brother. ![]() |
YoungDaNaval: Guy, ah hear say man u dan qualify 4 Uefa Champ League. Na True?of course......UEFA removed arsenal cos it was gathered that wenger dopëd your players. ![]() |
AirborneLacer: I dont think Lala is arguing this, he's only asking a simple question; how are you lot faring in the transfer market?united are doing exceptionally well - the market out there is crazy. how good was bale when he was sold at £86m? surely, not as good as di maria was last season for madrid so £60m is a fair deal! we are united, the megastore ran out of letter R this week because of him. by christmas, united would have recouped the money back on shirt sales alone. check the biggest shirt sellers in the last 5-6 seasons - na united players. Is it really that difficult for United fans to admit that they've gotten it wrong?what did they get wrong? buying di maria was wrong or buying rojo - a world cup finalist was wrong? Chelsea have been sodomised in the transfer market back then but are now making the best deals, bullying teams into doing business the Chelsea way - Pragmatists!chelsea are still magas in the market.....FFP was the reason you lots became quiet in the current market. which chelsea? United have been exceptional in the transfer market back then but are now being gang-raped by smaller teams like Southampton and Bilbao, making panic buys and settling for players that were forced out of their teams - Coog which adjective defines your team's current plight?gangräpe by southampton? luke shaw is an english player - there's a surcharge when you buy an english player. ashley cole's retirement also made sure shaw would now receive regular call ups into the national team. of course, the fee will be high. herrera is a good player. he would walk into your first team without stress. i looked at your team and only cesc is better. what we paid for him is a very fair price considering a club paid £35m for andy caroll. Must be dutch transition?it's not any ditch transition - that's the current market value. fergie would have experienced the same ish too. the announcement of the adidas deal & the mouth-watering chevrolet deal is also a big factor. every selling club knows united have a pot of gold & they are squeezing them.....united need players too so their hands are tied if you add the fact that they aren't in europe this year. |
MrTA: So who did we draw in the champions leagueMK dons crawley dagenham & redbridge |
fuckyouhard: i've known for a long time, even before krone and elvis. i want the battle cos i have so many personals for the he-shebut why would any male pose as female? is it to take advantage over the females he would be battling it or is he using that to catch randy billy-goats like mikuz in the act? |
Wrongturn: Wordplays - 2 points Tie ( bra for bros? No way. 2 Face, burn again are generic. So it's just Mik meal and Connecticut)your vote should count but if you dunno a strap & 2 cups have a link with a lady's bra then you shouldn't be judging a rap battle. the bars fly over your head! |
bayern munich & man city in the same group again? finally, aguero gets his chance to räpe david alaba. ![]() |
lalaboi: Again, Deviating from the point. .Shifting arguements to points you are comfortable with as usual.coming from a fan of a club that bought torres for £50m as far back as 2011, this is a bit rich. chelsea have been räped, sodömised, robbed naked in the transfer market since 2003. united bought mikel for £4m & resold him to chelsea @ £16m - mikel never kicked a ball for united. then if we remember the £21m you paid for wright-phillips, £30m for sheva, etc then you would know you are just being myopic. |
ed woodward is coming of age! £9m for tom cleverley who is on the last year of his contract is a steal! as much as i like him, i would accept that offer too. it's best for both parties. he was mismanaged last season & he hasn't recovered from it. his confidence is shot & he now hides instead of taking charge of the midfield. cleverley leaving means united must defly add a new midfielder. surely, woodward must get vidal now otherwise this deal would be meaningless in terms of personnel. |
raumdeuter: Is Rooney the new England captainhe's the next in line....he's the most experienced now in the 3 lions with the retirement of lampard/gerrard. |
Lagunna: boss, abeg pop thread for yeyenatu vs teddybiyasi too.that's the battle everyone wants to see - mikuz & guykhena should put the thread up immediately. let us see the skill of the ladies here for once on a big stage. |
hensben: Man u is evil, they are paying for the cheat SAF did for 27 years, have you asked yourself why man utd have so many english players in their team even when they are average players, he sign them just to get favours and help from referee and english FA and it works for him over the years.they have so many english players because they are the biggest team in england & they are often the first club to examine any english talent. bayern have many german players too as the biggest club. same as barcelona/madrid cod they are the biggest in spain. stop writing beer parlour gists on a public forum. He let tevez go just to have welbeck, he let cr7 go just to have young, he let pique go just to have evans, he let pogba go just to have cleverly(they even called him new paul scholes,lol), he benched chicharito for welbeck for full season, welbck scored just 2 goals while chicharito scored 15 goals from substitute in same season...Tevez hated him till this time, cos he used him as scape goat and discarded him, ...tevez left cos tevez was a príck - it was berbatov that chased tevez away, stop lying to us. welbeck was still a reserve player when tevez left. pique left cos he couldn't break the rio/vidic axis in 07/08. evans isn't english & he was prepared to be patient & wait for his time. ronaldo left cos it was time to go, he had won every title at man utd. fergie didn't want him to go, ronaldo begged his dream has always been to play for madrid. When he was asked why he dosent use african players, he said and i quote 'africans doesnt have world class talent, only drogba and essien are world class from there', he made this statement before the emergence of yaya toure. So you see, he is also a racist.it's been established 90% of chelsea fans are okada riders, vulcanisers & roadside mechanics. if you cannot produce this quote where fergie said africa doesn't produce world class players then you are a lying bastärd. take the challenge...... Same reason mikel never signed for him but people think he went to chelsea for money, chelsea have good relationship with black players mostly, africans right from history, this reason made mikel to change his mind and as you all can see, he did the right thing, else, SAF would have discarded him for long just like quinton fortune, djemba djemba, miram diouf, manucho and pogba.another daft assertion.... mikel actually signed for united. he was resold back to chelsea when the poor rat cried before the cameras that he was deceived into signing for united. united have won more than chelsea since mikel signed for them - it's his loss. Mikel wouldnt have have any medals or trophies, he would have been forgotten by now just like other africans that went there.mikel's game would have improved - who knows, he might have been greater than yaya toure cos the stage was set for him when united signed him. there was no carrick then - scholes was blind, keane had left. it was giggs & oshea in our midfield. in a nutshell, your assertion are pure lies. SAF love africa more than any continent. he was the only manager that consistently took man utd to africa for preseason so that african fans can watch their darling team from a closer distance. for all the love stüpid football fans like you think wenger/mourinho & co have for africa, how come they have never taken your team there? was SAF not in abuja when statistics showed nigerians are the 4th largest man utd fanbase? how come mourinho is yet to take chelsea to africa? how come nïgga-lover wenger will never take arsenal to africa? it's true - the IQ of the average chelsea fan is in a single digit. |
teddybiyasi: even tho bring me coogar since he's the big fishsamson was a mumu - you won't get close to cutting my hair. i would break your two hands. |
elampiro: You are the one not making sense.how's pogba 6th choice when anderson & cleverley were out injured? scholes had retired, giggs was a liability in the midfield. only carrick & fletcher were a bit functional. pogba & morrison were ripe to be promoted that year. SAF messed up & he's the reason our midfield is in a sorry state. he let his undying love for scholes cloud his judgement. he sacked keane cos of fletcher but he sacrificed pogba for a 37-year old scholes. can you see the irony? SAF should have done Father Christmas for Pogba when we needed to catch City on goals difference?but he still ended up doing father christmas, didn't he? we were 8 points clear of city with 6 games to go. city ate up the deposit & we ended up with nothing. it then means - fergie not promoting pogba backfired. his only saving grace was he won it a season later in style with the help of van persie. the midfield was still a mess that year with zombies like phil jones making a mockery of the sweet memories of keane, robson, hargreaves in our midfield. |
Lagunna: Down memory lane...buhahahaha - only coogar can infuse fadeyi oloro, ken saro wiwa & kuje prison in his lyrics. kim was very unlucky i was in a beast mode when we battled. if anyone did me this way, i would stalk him to where he buys plantain & inject his fruit with cyanide.this is a lyrical slaughter. ![]() |
mikuz: Your verse had nothing to do with the ddopeness of Sid's verse. Once a verse is good it is good. Lil Wayne's verse killed it in "No Love", did his verse make that of Eminem wack?eminem destroyed lil wayne on that track. i dunno why people hype that lil wayne verse, it's super wack!!! That verse is not as high as you rate it. If that verse was against U3, ThePrekky or Ibime. You'd have lost. You ll probably tie opener, draw punchlines, flow and similes and lose closer, pun and rhymes!i cannot lose on rhymes to anyone in the universe. you confessed yourself that was the best verse on NL. better still, find a verse that can stand toe to toe with my verse in the history of this place. it's a challenge...... So stop flattering yourself. The only new stuff I saw in his verse is Deck in Cicily, apart from that, his other ideas were either average or generic.too easy to criticise - you had your chance against the same cöogar......you didn't win any category. Ask anyone who read Sid Vs Mik. You're just playing devil's advocate.#jokes |
elampiro: Who should Pogba have benched before 31st of December? We won with Anderson/Cleverley, Fletcher/Cleverley, Fletcher/Anderson, Fletcher /Carrick, Fletcher/Jones, Cleverley/Jones. With Jones we only drew away at Liverpool.who was fletcher benching in 2002/3 when we had proper midfielders in their prime? you are not making any sense - it's either pogba was ready or not. if SAF thought pogba was ready, he would have fielded him in those games where we have already gone 2 or 3 goals up. he knew how to blood a useless fletcher, why did he forget his formula for pogba? |
elampiro: No. Without many regulars, playing Pogba would have made us look like our selection against MK Dons yesterday. Pogba's inclusion would hav e downgraded us to a mediocre completely.you keep tying yourself in a knot? why wasn't pogba played long before 31st of december? that's the question we have been asking you & you keep jumping from sapele to benin. |
mikuz: Sid's verse was average! ![]() Then he got off to the worse start ever. That opener was literally a shot in the foot. That's the kinda opener I expect from a noob, not a vet. Almost all his puns were generic. Split C like Moses staff, details/ the tails? What the eff is 'country acting'?nollywood = country acting = cünt reacting you know siddoggg trounced you with lighter bars the other month. his verse wasn't bad, i just had a killer verse that would have crushed anyone in the history of this section. |
GIYAZZ: Lol, I can see, the both of you got a lot in common; Ego and sshit!if he does that - no wahala. i would just read it, smile & ignore whatever he's got to write. i have a lot on my tab to bother about a newbie throwing a diss verse. there's september 11 to worry about. |
mikuz: How far your Anambra babe? Are you guys still together or she has finally dumped you? I'm sure she has by now! Cooger have you ever paused a minute to think about your failed ssex life?ibime made that up - there's no anambra chic anywhere. i only rebutted that line to prove to bis that my lines were fresh as at then - not prewritten. my sex life is fantastic unlike you that pursue all the males disguising as females on FB. we saw your weak lines trying to woo khimwhyte - my dog would have dropped a better pickup line. kim, you need lectures from me on how to score. Sidd's verse was average, he didn't even come half as hard as he did against me. Give him a rematch!sid's verse wasn't average - my verse made it seem so. if sid had written that for you, it woulda been a flawless victory. sid had a dopē verse it's just that i was on another level that night - i had taken about half a bottle of jack daniels with my iPod blaring modenine's paradigm shift album in my system. |
mikuz: Leave story, if you can't write a quality battle verse that ll leave the blogosphere spinning in less than 48 hours then you're not a vet.i am not silly - i need time cos ibime has had time to write. battling between 2 giants is about preparation. if one of the battlers is very good but with no time to prepare, his punches won't land. Ibime don lose interest already.no one cares......... Truth be told, your verse against Sid is one of the best battle verses NL has ever seen. So if it truly took you 2 hours to write it, I don't see how you won't beat or tie Ibime if you use 2 days to write for him.it was 2 hours but like i said, the level of the opposition determines the time needed. this is a golden opportunity for me to decapitate ibime - i cannot rush & then screw it up. GIYAZZ: He will drop something on FLOW FOR RANK tho, just battle him, I don't think he will accept battling any other person but you.so you want me to battle a virgin? biko, let him battle teddyinzaghi. if he excels, i promise to battle him. i have some residual verses left for kim that i can tweak to drop for your bro. |
GIYAZZ: He doesn't battle, he only freestyles and Ghostwrites for others, not me tho! I'm bigger than that sshit. . . He said his first opponent must be something he will never forget, and he thinks you're the one.tell him to register then..... we need to see him in the arena. he's a soldier, not a gladiator. he needs to be seen decapitating an opponent with a sword before he can face me..... |
teddybiyasi: chicken ain't a feather weight FCteddy, so you are ready to battle? don't disappoint me - my smart money is on you to win. if you lose, i am cutting off your left leg. |
GIYAZZ: Ok, Coogar, I think I need to drop more of his bars here for you to see. . . He's d0per than that, that's just a quick freestyle.please do.... drop the battle verses - forget his freestyle ones. the skill would be more obvious in his battle verses. |
SailorXY: no way! there's no space in attack, unless we sell Rooney. the next three signings should be at the middlenobody would pay rooney's wages & his transfer fee would be in the excess £60m cos of his ridiculous wage-package. the sensible thing is to sell rooney & get radamel but moyes has made that 10 times difficult now. rooney only just signed a contract last year - he's immovable! |
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