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GAYAZZ: You are a consumate pretentious wack slowpoke! And yes, if those guys you mentioned gave you the W after reading the isore you posted; then they are not just iddiots, but lyrical olodos!!

your biological father is the serial wänker and a lyrical olodo. what's more - it shall not be well with each and single carrier of the XY chromosome in your entire family tree.

WTF?
on what planet do losers like you even have the intellectual standing to judge a battle? all you semi-illiterate bastärds that were belched out from the cünt of a witch would never cease to amaze me!

may amadioha in his mercies impregnate your one-eyed mother with 7 albino midgets. you ignorant sonofawhore!

AdeLaNa1:
Yh! And wit the range of players we ve, Klopp would ve been the best bet for us. Klopp would ve definitely brought back that attacking kind of football we've been craving at OT for sasons now....

Scousers are really lucky to ve him

don't buy into that gibberish!
for klopp to be successful, he must ship out the zombie players at liverpool. as it is today, only coutinho & sturridge fit into klopp's philosophy.

they don't have the midfield that can do pin-ball. you expect henderson or allen to ping through passes at will? na yam? klopp would have thrived at arsenal instantly.....he can never solve liverpool's problems. at best, they would finish 6th.

raumdeuter:
coogar
I think Daley Blind might lack the physique and the physical element to play that role perfectly.

daley blind isn't a natural defender and he obviously lacks the physique but his intelligence and vision is almost second to none. i wish we can put blind's head on phil jones' body. blind can pass the ball so he doesn't necessarily run with it like boateng can do. this is why i said boateng = blind on steroids.

What of Smalling what is his top speed like? He might need some refining to play that role properly

i believe the ship has sailed for smalling.
most english players don't have the eye for a pass. this is why scholes is once in a generation player for them.

smalling often runs with the ball but when he gets into the middle-third, he becomes clueless by either passing sideways or backwards.

he's improving though but he can never be like the pique, boateng, etc of this world as far as playmaking from the back is concerned.

cococandy:
Show me a child that looks like this in bum shorts. I dare you.

i wouldn't have such evidence....
taking a picture of a child is a criminal offence in my borough. however, kids wear these things constantly!

It is the same style of shorts please. Only that in kids it never looks like this because there's no butt to expose. Those their tiny legs sef

excluding the obese ones.....

That's why I find it weird that bum shorts on kids is considered sexy by some people.

you made that conclusion.
we said it's inappropriate....no one said bum shorts on kids are sexy. one has to be a sexual deviant to think anything is sexy on kids!

It's the same thing as spaghetti straps or what have you on kids. They just look less dressed in it not sexy.

inappropriateness does not necessarily mean sexiness!

But if you're talking about robust teenagers who are beginning to develop sexually physically, then that would be a different thing and I'd agree with you on that.

haha!
finally, the penny dropped.

Stillfire:
You think they would wear panties inside such or maybe go for a thong? Totally defeats the purpose of showing the world your Gluteal Sulcus aka gluteal fold, fold of the buttock, horizontal gluteal crease or nyansh curvature.

i have seen some on adults and they still wore a g-string to cover what's left of their honour.

Really? Toolz is many-a-naija men fantasy o.

pregnant men always almost are attracted to pregnant women. what's there to fantasise about toolz? she looks like the cross between a rhinoceros and a morbidly obese buffalo. i think her family name is the selling point. those curves are nothing but a walking diabetes!

So not all naija men like it all heavy loaded, lmao! You are scared of her big nyansh or what?

that yansh in a tropical environment like nigeria is a no-no! how many times would she be changing her undies cos of her sweat and other bodily fluids? does it also occur to you that women that big are extreme snorers?

thanks, but no thanks!

raumdeuter:
Opponents are now factoring Boateng playmaking from the back into their tactics, I have told you, A40 did, even coogar came here to tell you but in your jaundiced eyes which saw Xavi play right back in Nigeria 1999 keeps yarning opata

i still dunno why you waste time arguing with airmark - a nigga that has the uncanny ability to distribute stüpidity from one section of the forum to another. why argue with someone that is still stuck in the 80s. football has evolved beyond what 90% of the posters here can comprehend.

boateng is the conveniently the best defender in the world today and the reasons are obvious. apart from the fact that he's a tank and he stops strikers 99% of the time, his playmaking qualities is already a problem for bayern's opponents.

with the way the majority of teams set up against bayern, it would always be one of the CBs that is the spare man so there's an emphasis on them to move forward and open up the play.

boateng has become a serious dilemma for teams. sit back against bayern and you're just offering up time and territory for boateng to exploit with his superb passing. choose to press him and you'll leave space for the midfield artistes in bayern to work in further forward.

boateng's an absolutely essential play for bayern now and he's as important in an attacking sense for bayern than any other player. he's exactly what LVG is experimenting with daley blind but boateng is like daley blind on steroids!

mikuz:
I did not say that you did not cheat against Ely and Sid. It is hilarious how you skipped your battles with me and Ibime.

Lololololololol . . .

you are an unrepentant doofus!
how and when did i cheat in any battle? you were summarily destroyed......and since then, your stock keeps sinking to the depths jacques cousteau wouldn't even dare.

i cannot remember any battle you have won cleanly after your death in my hands last summer. all the messengers you sent my way have been murdered in cold blood. when i win, it's flawless......unlike you!

SailorXY:
the best PK on the night tho has to be Hargreaves or Nani or Anderson.
i will go with Owen cuz it dispatched with so much aplomb, i had to sip Hollandia yogurt immediately.
Nani too was classic but Anderson (according to SAF) switched the momentum back towards United!

nani & solomon kalou!

nani scared me. he had gelled his hair and the rain was pouring. he kept wiping off black liquid off his face instead of focusing on where to place his pen. i was very relieved when he found the top corner. solomon kalou's pen was epic! it was brilliantly despatched!

Stillfire:
I wish she did that. This one bent over the cashier table, and everything was out in the open.

everything as in her panties or the cat's whiskers?

Also I have to add the big girls ruin the shorts trend for everyone and take it to the level of super in-de-cent.
Imagine Toolz in that.

toolz need to find a good gym!
i don't get the hype. if she doesn't do something to those curves of hers promptly, she would be fighting diabetes in the next 5 years.

mikuz:
Sid and Elymaxiimus? Are they the only ones you've battled?

but your comment said....

mikuz:
Why is that each time you battle you always get nailed for biting.or recycling punchlines? WHY DON'T YOU RETIRE ALREADY?

kim, you are a disgrace to the good people of edo state. it saddens me that in spite of oshiomole's valiant effort to educate the people of his state, education hasn't achieved much in edo state. you are a boil on the arse of humanity!

Talon05:
Bumshorts on adults, yh but what's called bumshorts on little girls are completely different from the one in this pic, the base of the bütt are NEVER exposed.

bumshorts are bumshorts
kids don't have a special type of bumshorts......the ones we are talking about are exactly like the image i uploaded. and when we say kids, we are not necessarily talking about the 3-6 year olds.....we are talking about those ones in their early teens who wanna become adults prematurely!

Stillfire:
I actually saw a chic in wearing that at the mall. It was a funny sight.

you would be surprised she would attempt to cover her flying bütt-base with her hands while walking. i sometimes wonder if they were forced to wear it!

Something like this is OK as far as I'm concerned as long as she's not going to the church, mosque or office. But some people may not consider it decent.
https://fashionablestylish.files./2013/05/mid-length-shorts.jpg?w=300&h=375

hehe!
this is super-decent. if ladies leave it like this, no one would raise eyebrows. female footballers wear this types and men don't drool over them.

mikuz:
Why is that each time you battle you always get nailed for biting.or recycling punchlines? WHY DON'T YOU RETIRE ALREADY?

so whose punchlines did i bite against elyfart? whose punchlines did i bite against siddoggg? you keep taking losses everywhere you turn. you are the least-improved textcee on this forum. instead of you to refocus your life and work hard at what you love doing, you are busy chatting up khimwhyte who eventually happens to be a man.

kim.....if you marry a fool like you, you would produce idïots and there's a 99.99% likelihood you would produce idïots. rebel whupped your arsê and that was after obesemf sodomised your rectum without condoms. is your destiny compliant with failure?

ayodele234:
Save up and find somewhere to go this year? It is a shame in 2015 Nigerians still count traveling abroad as achievement. You are a big donkey.

you are a consummate rëtard.....
travelling is like education. explore the world before you and learn how things are done in other places instead of just barking like a toothless dog. you are clueless!

Trying to take things personal. I have been feeding Americans since I was just 21 years. Talking about motor park, I have given out over 5 million naira to total strangers since 2014.

how much is N5m?
£15,000? you should be ashamed of yourself!

Since you want to make it personal-they say help and keep quiet but the only reason you are quiet is because you never gave to anyone. Send me your account so I help you with 20k for the weekend, you be real hungry man

your 20k will not feed my dog.
keep your N20k and add it to the N100k you have been saving for the last 10 years so you can at least afford the ticket to south africa. hopefully, you would make it to europe by 2020 & yankee by 2028.

anuofia!!!!

AdeLaNa1:
I remember almost running mad wit excitement that night wen Terry missed. Pliss wat kind of Captain misses that kind of PK?? That was probably the most important kick in Terry's life as at that moment and he literally kicked the UCL away from Chelsea...

the only thing i can blame terry for was nominating himself amongst the first 5 takers. had drogba been on the pitch, terry would never have had stepped up to take the last penalty.

then again, terry is the captain.
he wanted the glory for himself. you should see how he readjusted his captain's armband when marching to take his pen.

I might not always agree wit Raumdeuter on some things, but i think Chelsea were lucky to ve had Terry suspended for the 2012 final.

i don't agree....
terry is a bloody good leader of men. his organisation and the way he barks out orders is top class. he may lack pace or lack exquisite skills but he's super-intelligent!

Besides VDS had always favored his right tho.....

he's strong on his right & very weak on his left. all the goals we conceded in the 2011 UCL final was also towards his left.

SailorXY:
he wasn't so good @ PKs but his imposing appearance between the sticks could also put players off. even if you are targeting that his left, you will be extra careful to send it to the far edge should in case he goes there. perhaps that was what made Terry fumble too, who knows?

imposing gini?
go look at the clip again. ashley cole's penalty wasn't that close to the post....VDS got there but he didn't have the strength to parry the ball away from goal. look at where VDS dived towards when terry hit the ball?

mikuz:
Na you wey get problems.

Naval voted for Dark and yet he 'concurred' that there be a rematch. How can you give a win in a battle and still ask for a rematch? Which kain reasoning be that.

They were simply swaying. The rules says VOTE AND LEAVE it didn't say vote and concur!

but it begs the question.....
why is that 90% of your battles are controversial? there's always an issue of swaying, vote miscount, etc in your battles. don't you think it's high time you give up on this text-battling and seek a more lucrative hobby?

AdeLaNa1:
was digging through some old stuff and i found dis...

https://i.imgur.com/N0aREGf.gif

That Moment......

VDS is a yeye goalie sha!
we are a coat of paint away from losing that final. i could lip-read terry/lampard telling their teammates that VDS is weak when diving to the left. he should have saved at least 2 or 3 of those shootouts in the final if he had more guile. the only penalty that was aimed towards VDS' right side was anelka's and VDS saved it!

Stillfire:
Is that what they call bum short in Nigeria? I was thinking it's the one the butt would be loosely hanging out, lol.
I practically grew up wearing shorts like that in the pic. So people find that provocative? Really?

it's obvious cococandy does not know what bumshorts are. the base of the bütt has to be exposed for it to be bümshorts!

ayodele234:
Stop converting currencies. You guys know nothing about economics. Poverty is defined by where you live. It is very clear most Nigerians are clueless because you always convert currencies then think how how you will be spending back in Nigeria.

you are a bush man!
it's obvious you have never been opportuned to travel abroad. poverty is defined by where you live - and the brits have clearly defined their poverty(breadline) as £18,000 per annum. £35,000 per annum wage belongs to the echelon of the rich!

if you have any proof that says otherwise, kindly print it here and stop these ridiculous conjectures borne out of your lack of exposure and beer parlour gists.

Your 35k pounds should be defined by UK. standard which is nothing. It will take someone making 35k pounds over 10 years to save for a 20% down payment for a average 200k pounds house in London.

you are being ridiculously out of touch.
not all houses come with 20% down payment. actually, you can get mortgages of only 5% down payment. i have seen plenty of folks who didn't even drop a dime as deposit before owning their houses. there is also interest only mortgages and when all else fails, you can rent a house.

Someone making just 200k monthly in Nigeria will build his house in less than 7 years.

and what would be the quality of that house? would it's tap run hot/cold water from the water main? would there be stable electricity? would there be functional landphone or direct access to broadband internet? if the answer to all these is no, then your N200k per month salary investment is not on a house, it's a shed!

In America if you earn 12,000 dollars a year you are living in extreme poverty but some clueless Nairaland poster will see 12,000 dollars and think that's like 2.5 million. Married couple who make 25k usd are consider to be living in poverty in America.

stop talking like a stark illiterate.
you analyse salary by focusing on the minimum wage. the minimum wage in the USA is about $7 per hour. there are 40 hours in a week, 52 weeks in a year. that's already $14,000......so how won't $12,000 be considered extreme poverty when the lowest job anyone can do can fetch $14k per annum?

who do you think you are trying to run circles around? try again.....

Do you guys know someone making $150,000 can't afford to pay for a private college for their kids?

how can they afford it? when the tuition alone for a private college in the USA is 1/3 of their yearly salary? education is extremely expensive in advanced countries - this is the reason there are grants and student loans everywhere.

People who make 150k take loans to send their kids to school. You guys need to learn how the western world works

in your own case, you need to step out of your cocoon to learn how the western world works. you have not displayed any iota of knowledge concerning how it works abroad. save up and find somewhere to go this year and stop listening to motor park gists from clueless folks like yourself.

JigsawKillah:
where did i say i'd deactivate this? and did you battle in the rap section or the sports section?
instead of focusing on the debate, you're busy seeking a diversion

that was what you said....you sweaty pigskin piece of shyte. you said you would permanently retire this moniker and adopt anyone i order you to have.

there's a reason Rooney is being considered England's legend
who cares how long it took him? there are players with better scoring rates than Rooney

how many good players hail from england. in the country of the blind, mediocre players would be considered kings. legend gini? why isn't he a legend in the football world instead of england's legend

debosky:
Coogar how did you enjoy the whupping at the Emirates on Sunday?

it's the law of average....
after scorelines like 4-2, 6-1, 8-2, etc, arsenal were due a big win. van gaal got it wrong with the team selection......it's because of teams like arsenal that we bought schneiderlin.

anyways, this isn't the time for recriminations or crying over spilt milk. we would sort the issues and go back to the top. arsenal are babies to united. we have been shytting on your heads since 93.

SailorXY:
^Ogbeni why you dey spam this thread with .gif since this month?

because the tool has no decorum. he can spam our thread with gifs for losing at the emirates against a proper top 4 side......yet he cannot use his common sense to hide for losing at stamford bridge against a side that can never qualify for the champions league.

if this section is the real world, you would be a chief executive, airmark would be a motor park tout with condensed spittle on both sides of his mouth.

mikuz:
I'm closing this battle on Sunday so who hasn't voted should please do so.

Coogar and Youngdanaval you now have ample time to modify your votes in line with this battle because Darkrebel battled Mikuz and not Kim.
Sunday it is.

you are a bumbling oaf!

my biggest peeve is people like you who can dish it out but cannot take it. did you not call your uncle efjidacator in my brawl against elymax? did anyone complain about the alias you chose? your name is kim.......if you don't like it, print out this comment, roll it up and shove it up your arsê. if you cannot stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

chamotex:
Then forget challenging for the title

hehe.....
van gaal lost his balls. he stripped van bommel of his captaincy in bayern but he's too daft to know rooney is the clog in our fortune wheel.

chamotex:
Rooney dropped yet?

he's undroppable.....
van gaal said its not about his poor performance...it's about his captaincy.

i wonder if sircumalot still feels rooney will score 25 league goals this season. against arsenal, he was moved to the LW position. he would soon be in goal - na gradual process.

armyofone:
see you going around in triangle so the sector of money making is the exclusive preserve of the fathers/men huh...smh
Where have you been, done doing omugwo ?

doing my 2nd omugwo already....
i don't waste time.

YoungDaNaval:
Lwkmd You Go Let me know through Pm or 4 here naw. Don't worry, just wanna show around. Aint gonna let ma goons do you no harm ok?

your goons go do me harm?
if something touches a strand of my hair, british SAS would kill at least 10,000 residents of PH within 5-mile radius of my last known location.

YoungDaNaval:
Lmao when next u come to Ph, holla!

you want me to just holla at any police officer i see to show me where you at? you must be famous o

Emaprince:
MODs should also do this place a favour by deleting votes from unknown people in battle threads. I do not blame darkenedrebel for attack the girl that voted in his brawl. Just because you stalked reyginius down to this place does not mean you should involve yourself in serious business going on here. There are other ways to seek for attention.

the mods in this section are crackheads!
they know nothing about leadership or enforcing any rules until there's a pretentious motive to ban another poster.

elyfart boasted in public that he would deactivate if he copped an L against me. i copied the mods to notify them of the pledge and yet they have done nothing to deactivate his account.

mind you, the reason why i took the battle in the first place is because of the pledge he made in the first place. i am sick & tired of mods with no spinal cord.

darkenedrebel:
we wouldn't have to worry about that. only the elites in rg are participants. thunderstorm & co. & they know stretching is not tolerated. besides, they have all signed up. i see you have not been following

the fixture needs to be out saturday latest. but we need the judges to confirm first before anything can kick off

count me in.....
i can bet RG crew would be eaten alive here.

JigsawKillah:
we're talking about average here. so it's the same thing. if player A couldn't play the same amount of matches as player B, it's nobody's fault

whether it's his fault or jupiter's fault, the rate at which goals are scored or assists are made is important when comparing 2 players. therefore, silva is light years ahead of hazard.

BTW, who asked you to post with this moniker? you are to deactivate this one permanently and continue posting with the one i gave you. if you cannot uphold your own pledge then you have no honour!

darkenedrebel:
emaprince & coogar

ksslib has already checked in. we are waiting for both for you to confirm if you are gonna act as judges for the RG/NL tourney kicking off soon.

fixtures are coming up soon.. you guys should tell us if you are in or not so we can proceed

RG/NL tourney?

abeg.....facebookers are the poorest writers on the planet. no structure, no rhythm, no flow. how do you intend to make them stick by the rules here? they have this annoying war of writing verses where one or two words start their verse and then leave a huge paragraph before continuing their sentence. i don't think it will ever work.

darkenedrebel:
so when last did you visit nigeria? i really thought you grew up in lagos not PH, cos you were talking about akoka one time like that

i visit naija every 2-3 years.
i should be in the lagos NYSC camp at the ending of this month. akoka is another decent hunting ground for me as well cos of UNILAG chics. my hood is around ikeja....

danbrowndmf:
cheating sef get approval from her?.

it's not cheating if she knows about it, is it?

which part of PH do u reside whenever u visit PH?

old GRA, PH!
i stay in the hotel - crib delaroke

danbrowndmf:
I'll tel aunty sarah o.
which part of PH?

everything i do gets her approval....

no shaking!