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obainojazz:
Still somehow....that's what we call kiss and tell....which is childish.....and they said your will be 40years this december

kiss and tell is mentioning the name of the victim. talking about the act itself isn't kiss and tell.

as per 40 years this december....don't compare me to the donor of your y-chromosomes.

obainojazz:
Still somehow....that's what we call kiss and tell....which is childish.....and they said your will be 40years this december

kiss and tell is mentioning the name of the victim. talking about the act itself isn't kiss and tell.

as per 40 years this december....don't liken me to the donor of your y-chromosomes.

JigsawKillah:
Coogar, let's say Player A scores 5 goals in 3 matches and got injured for the rest of the season thereby making his goal per game 1.6 or so. Then Player B scored 21 in 38, who's a better player?

3 matches is a small sample size. you cannot really analyse a player based on 3 games.

a good analogy is a player A that scored 20 goals in 22 matches and another player B that scored 24 goals in 38 matches.

22 matches is big enough to be a proper sample size & as such, player A is more prolific than player B.

obainojazz:
What do you mean by slaughtering ijaw chicks....y'all just disrespecting women....bingo

ok....
anytime i feel like shaggïng ijaw women, i go to PH. is that respectful enough?

darkenedrebel:
this is better than Kim's audio
old man like you wey suppose don marry. you still dey slaughter chicks

i am a pure african man. my tradition allows me to slaughter chics even after marriage.

danbrowndmf:
. once Reside in PH?

PH is my 2nd home.
anytime i feel like slaughtering ijaw chics, i go to PH.

Mourinholic:
Forget it......
wassup with the insults?

did i insult you?

ayodele234:
Keep ranting. When you get to the UK. your eyes go open.

get me a visa and let's see if my eyes are not already opened.

Teachers who are receiving 50k pounds a year are even complaining. There is no way you can save 500 pounds every month on a 35k job. You are indeed clueless about these things

people who make £3m a year are complaining. complaint isn't even the yardstick here. humans are insatiable. however, it's a known face that anyone who earns £35k per annum is considered rich in britain. you can rant till the cows come home, it wouldn't change the fact.

Obiwannn:
omoh...35K pounds translates to about 800k per month in Naija oh..Mhen..and thinking that this is the richest bracket, its not that greener on the other side oh...

a british pound is about N350.
35k per year is about N12m. so you are saying anyone earning a legit N1m a month in nigeria isn't in the rich bracket?

really?

Mourinholic:
Hazard has more assist than Silva since August 2012....
I don't really use assists because it depends also on your teammates...
Hazard played With Torres,ba and co...Silva has been with Aguero,Tevez,Dzeko and Ballotelli......

it does not matter who hazard played with. created chances have taken care of that.....and silva shytes on hazard every season since 2012.

Last season hazard created 252 chances from open play
Silva created 238.......

Touches last 3 seasons
Hazard-7570
Silva-7466

Passes in Final third
Hazard-3198
Silva-3088

Since 2010 Silva has 33 goals for City
Since 2012 hazard has 49 goals

your stupïdity shines through because you have not factored the fact that hazard has played 2,300 mins more than silva in the last 3 seasons. so calculate the rate at which silva creates chances and compare it to hazard.

i reiterate - the average chelsea fan is a doofus when it comes to stats. hazard created 252 chances in the last 3 seasons but it took him 9,652 mins to create them. it took silva only 7,282 mins to create 238 chances.

simple arithmetic -

hazard creates a chance in every 38 mins.
silva creates a chance in every 30 mins.

if you use the same method to analyse touches and passes in the final third, silva touches the ball and made more passes in the final third at a quicker rate than hazard.

My dear Coogar,I hope I have been able to convince and not confuse you that EDEN IS A GOLD THAT IS AN HAZARD TO SILVA'S VALUE

you wouldn't convince a kid of 6 with your poor analytical mind. only fools count sheer numbers and ignore the time taken to create chances. you have now joined the growing number of the spastic chelsea fans on this forum.

it's a pity!

kr0ne:
Talib Kweli too has a baby voice but he's still in my top ten.

you ought to listen to mikuz's audio again.

it was the equivalent of abija trying to fake the yankee accent!

darkenedrebel:
then do it the way Charron does it.
believe me you, In all my audio brawls here I never read off a phone or paper..


you just have to cram via compartmentalization.. you have to break em' down.

memorise the key words in each quatrain.. those keywords will make you remember everything in the line..
that's how Charron memorises his verses

you no go fit understand.
that audio battle ship has sailed for me.

kr0ne:
Mikuz don graduate from O4kaa school of rap o. No try am.

mikuz has the worst rap voice in the history of hip-hop. his voice sounds like that of a dog trying to lay eggs.

darkenedrebel:
no.. it doesn't have to be a do or die before we have such things here. to be honest, I'm tired of textceeing.. I ain't feeling it like before..
something different would be great.. ..

& you could have a verse memorized in 1 day. it depends on how much effort the person puts in.

the time to memorise is the problem. i don't have such ample time. 24 hrs is no longer enough for me to complete my daily activities.

freecocoa:
See you wanting to twist things. Is there a thing as slutty dressing or not?

for kids, yes!
for full grown women? no!

I'm sure men would have been happier without sex.

super-happy!
there wouldn't be prostitütion.

darkenedrebel:
just record 3 minutes or so. ..

I don't why nl texcees are so shy.

the whatsapp group I used to be in comprised of Britons, americans, nigerians, s.africans, canadians.. we used to have quick audio battles there.. I wonder why it"s different here

they even have cyphers via Skype.... nl rap sect is so backward

because it's not a do or die affair with many of us. this is just a past time hobby, not a primary interest. when exactly would i have the time to script, memorise it and spit it on the mic?

YoungDaNaval:
Is Coogar 4rm Anambra?

from rumola road, PH!

freecocoa:
So what a woman wears doesn't make her a slut but when a child wears the same, it becomes slutty? I don't know how to understand this. It's either slutty or not, regardless of who wears it.

kids are always exempted.
when a woman consents to sex, it's sex. when a child consents to sex, it is rapë.

Yea, I guess it would be best to live without women then, I wonder why guys tend to be homophobic then, you all were meant to be gay, women come spoil am

adam was never hörny until eve came into the equation. the issue of sex would never have come up if the world is populated with men.

darkenedrebel:
y'all should go & see Mikuz cheating on our battle thread.


where on nl has voting in a battle thread gone beyond 24hours?
he doesn't want to close it cos I'm leading & he's waiting till he is leading...
Kim is a big cheat, & a neutral person shoulda created the thread..

kim can't win that battle.
the best possible outcome is a tie....with a nudge, you should edge it. don't worry about kim using wike methods to canvass for votes.

freecocoa:
Smh.
Lol, I thought what a woman wears, isn't what makes her a slut. I don't see the difference.

i stand by that!
however, a girl child is not a woman. a woman chooses whatever she wants to wear, not necessarily so for a girl child. even when she does, she doesn't fully understand what she's doing.

Then you are mistaken, or just don't know.
Yea, women are what's wrong with the world, we know.

daughters of eve!
the world has known no peace since a woman was brought into it.

darkenedrebel:
I have also written 2 verses to that beat & have them memorized, though not perfectly..

i have 6 different verses in my head for that beat. it would be suicide for you.

you haven't heard me rap before. what makes you think you will win... .
forget vns & playful acapella brawls, when rapping to a beat I destroy any motherfÜcker...

i punch like a mountain bear.
every bar is a punch.

so when do you want the battle? I can get 20 bars ready nextweek that would send you to Gehenna..

i am done booking studio time, bro. the love for the art is the reason why i still script cos it costs nothing. audio is a whole different level.....that's so yesteryears!

armyofone:
For married people, I don't think the father should be exempted. Where were you when wifey was dressing up your child in a provocative way and fixing their hair with weaves etc ? Most parties are during b-day and on weekends so you can't be claiming work now...

i don't have problems with the length of hair. it's the slüt dress-up and the dance moves that are disgraceful.

Or as usual you have contracted child raising to the mother alone...a big no no.
Both must equally take the blame.

that sector of child raising is the exclusive preserve of the mother.

freecocoa:
Lmao
Coogar, so you'd let your kids do the "wrong" thing to not send a message? Get real jor.

my wife used to be a nun. no such thing can happen under my roof.

Weren't you the one talking of "indecent" dressing the other day on the slut walk thread? I'm confused.

isn't that quite different from wearing bum shorts. women deliberately exposing their mammäry glands to pass a message across is a whole other issue, abeg.

You know you are lying.

the coog never lies where kids are involved.

I thought women aren't built to like sex that much? Today we like money more, tomorrow, it's sex. Make una make up una minds.

women like money more than men!
women also like sex more than men, but they just pretend or the society has conditioned them to be ashamed of owning up to it.

darkenedrebel:
coogar... I call you out.. [audio battle]
we rap over the 1st beat alchemist gave eminem in that Tim west wood freestyle..

respect my conglomerate beat?
you would be cremated in the first 6 bars. that's my beat right there. i murdered dozens of rappers with that beat in several frat parties.

don't worry, we won't laugh at your thick anambra accent..

anambra?
this accent is british when shots of henney touches my tongue.

freecocoa:
That you don't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't happen, the ones that don't take part in the dressing, don't have eyes too?

if they overrule their wives, it may send the wrong message to the kids.

Nobody said screaming, you don't have to scream, so you don't have issues with any length of clothe at all?

for an adult, the length of cloth matters not. what makes her a slüt is not by what she wears......

That means you are lying about not know that fathers are involved. I'm not lying though.

dads are not involved. i stand by that point.....till death chokes me.

Lol, so now women like sex more than money? Coogar abeg leave me o.

of course.....
which explains why dïldos sell more than water.

Ibime:
In Britain, hollow is pronounced hollow, not hoelow

Follow not foelow

Sorrow not soerow

but you have consistently told us that the play on words doesn't have to be dead accurate. once the majority of the audience can catch the pun, it's safe!

ma lack eye/malachi wasn't exactly a brilliant pun too and we allowed it. olosho/ólosho is a yoruba word. /aw/ and /o/ suit the word olosho perfectly. it's like arguing for ashawo & ashewo. both are technically correct.

darkenedrebel:
the thing is most Nigerians pronounce Hollow as Hoe Low.. I'm sure majority of the commenters on this section don't even know it's pronounced as halo. even iceskid may not have known sef before Ibeefme talked about it. so I guess playing a word in a way most people know it as is not a crime.

afterall this is a naija site.. abi wetin concern warribloodd & captainflashhh with phonetics?
they get the time?

you sef.....
learn to avoid long arguments after battling. mikuz had poorer puns than you did but we all know ibime will never agree mikuz lost a battle since i wiped the toilet seat with mikuz's face.

freecocoa:
So the examples I gave with the lipstick and other stuffs, my girl and her dad, doesn't count? Guy I know so many men that are involved, you are just choosing to deny, unless you are saying those guys aren't men.

you are mixing the two....
of course, fathers can be protective with their daughters. i just cannot see a dad dressing up his female child in bum shorts and revealing torsos for a birthday party.

I sabi dress ofcourse but everyone can use a little tip here or there, doesn't mean insecurity. So you can't give a tip on the subject to a lady?

the tip would be colour combination - not to start screaming over what is short or long.

I am not, but why would I lie about this? I'm actually surprised at your knowledge on this.

you would lie to stand your ground na.

Now it's paying in kind, keep denying,

the ladies actually prefer kind payment to cash payment.

Iceskidd:
I hate to see dumb a$$ posts here. so when you pray the Lords prayer, you say hoe low be thy name? Mehn GTFOH with your foolishness. just because we're Nigerians doesn't mean we have to say the wrong shīt. Go marry your dictionary

darkrebel is correct.
the world hollow is pronounced by the brits to rhyme with follow. american accent has a slight tweak to their pronunciation and it's more hallow than hollow.

freecocoa:
Smh, men shy away from such, you say. Yet my dad used to tiptoe into a room, or come home unannounced to catch what we were watching many times.

that's different na.
watching out for bad behaviour is quite different from fashion police.

Over pushed luck, how? They have said things like "wear this one, it's better, babe that one is a bit on the short side, that sandal will be good on you, don't cut your hair, do so so style etc, these sound insecure to you? Hmm.

very insecure.....
unless you nor sabi dress.

Men are very involved in these things, maybe you just haven't seen, I have, except you are saying that I'm lying.

you are not too holy to lie na.

You men don't always pay back abeg, stop lying.

we always pay back - cash or kind.

freecocoa:
Why would they just sit their big bellies down to laugh? Don't they have sense to know it's not "right"?, if they can't stop it, atleast they shouldn't find it funny

cos men shy away from such

We had different experiences my dear, men are involved and I know many, like many, my bestie can't wear certain types of clothes till tomorrow when her dad is around, because he must talk(even if she ends up wearing it). I don't understand why you think he's saying it for us to leave, so what about the one she bought, she had issues with? Yes they do, my dad is fashion concious, I've dated men who made fashion comments to me, my dad burnt many of my brothers stuffs while growing up, I'm telling you even to uni days sef, he and my elder sister never got along on lipstick and time spent making up, I'm sure he will still say something if he feels the need to, till tomorrow. Mine was bangles, rings, err-rings and "show belle"

you dated men who made fashion comments to you? it's either you over pushed your luck with them or they are generally insecure.

Dearie, no argue, many men are involved, like very involved.

we are not!
99% of us cannot even tell the difference between natural hair or artificial. our eyes are fixed on the other body features.

Like you will pay back, abegi.

i always pay back.
mostly in cash, seldom in kind.

funlord:


Now the "blue mongs" wan begin compare CR7 with their waste of space called hazard? Na wa oh!

desperate measures!

it's starting to dawn on them that hazard will never win the ballon d'or.

two of the very few intelligent chelsea fans said this.....

A player(hidden hazard) with zero end product cannot aspire to become WPOTY. Never. Oh ok, maybe by 3015.

FBS:
we cannot hide from the truth. Hazard has been nothing but rubbish this season and defending the indefensible is nothing but a futile exercise.

Its either the EPL is lacking big time players (cos I just dont understand how he could have won so many awards last season) or me know nothing about football. Personally, I think its the former.

Ibime: Man will you stop this rubbish Hazard fandom?
Every 5 seconds writing about Hazard and Neymar.

Hazard is not fit to be mentioned in the same sentence as Neymar. Get that through your head and quit disturbing us with nonsense. Na useless posts like this dey make people come here to type boring nonsense about Hazard when nobody call them.

few of them are well aware that hazard is a fraud!

freecocoa:
Lol, yea I hardly see fathers cheering the kids on, the ones that I've seen witness it, were only laughing.

you see......

Again, it's true, hard as you find it to believe. My dad didn't buy bumshorts per se but he did buy shorts, usually a little above knee length skirts, converse or sandals most times. Entrepreneurs usually brought those to their office to sell, some he buys on trips. Growing up, my dad was more lenient towards dressing than my mum, 'us' and mum was always fighting about what to wear, from "it's too tight, it's not long enough, to the sleeve is too short, you are too fair, fair people are flashy, you even look ugly in it, it's not fine, it makes you look like a little prostitute, you look irresponsible in them, you look like a thief(my bro)" I can go on and on, it was dad who said "leave them, that one is good" many times, so yea, naija men are involved in their children's dressing.

naija men are not involved in the dressing of their wards, they are only time-conscious. if he gives in to your mom's suggestion, y'all won't leave that house in another 3 hours. do you really think men have the eyes for fashion police of their kids? na women dey worry about such frivolities like the weight of ear-rings or length of skirts.

Hahaha! You are a joker, as if you won't ever tell her "please lend me some money" na so.

borrowed money has to be returned, isn't it?

redgem:
I don't even know Mikuz in person

very well then.

give us 4 examples of punchlines in mikuz's script.

Mourinholic:
How many penalties did he take last season??
How many did he win by himself.......

Tell us the number of penalties ur Ronaldo took the year he won the UCL with United

ronaldo scored 42 goals that season. the only thing i can say is - he didn't score via a penalty in moscow. he räped cech with his head.

Chelseafan1:
If Pks are that useless, why has it not been scrapped??

you are too slow.
penalties itself ain't useless.....however, when you are comparing 2 players where one of them is a prolific penalty taker and the other doesn't have the advantage of taking one then it's useless to count it as part of creativity. there's nothing creative in scoring penalties. any idïot can score a pen!