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leggo: Your lame lines a deaf baby would understand.

mumu!
it's not your fault - a motorpark tout wouldn't understand the theory of relativity. you have been cooked. if it irks you, bring your uncle-dad online to help you out....you can bring your entire family here, you are too intellectually sterile to scratch the surface.....

i think i need to fire nihilist with all these lame-aśs preys he keeps throwing me every sunday. what kinda promoter is nihilist - same weak chicken everytime.

i need me a stiffer opposition.

leggo: Your parents may have failed you Clement or is it 'the coogz' as you style yourself. I'll always be here as you have all your big moments : 1). Bringing home a female monkey 2.) Trying plantain instead of bananas 3.) Getting HIV... I adopted you for a reason, I won't fail you

you are the lamest sonofawhöre i have had to deal with this month. come on - save your eroding family name from my hands before i tear the credibility left in it faster than a whöre ripping a condom packet.

HIV? monkey? plantain? in a gunfight? hahahahahaha - come on, you can be more creative. think of the hardest ish you can say to anyone & type it out......you cannot! your mental capacity cannot hold it.

it's either your mom overdosed on amphetamines or it's as a result of the similar set of genes coming together for your conception. you are a classic example of a trisomy-21 patient. at 33, you prolly still shyte in your pants.

leggo: Autistic savant: A person with autism who is
exceptionally gifted in a specialized field. That field
may, for example, be mathematics. The autistic
savant may be able to do rapid, complex mental
calculations. Or the field may be music. The autistic
savant may be able to perform a entire piece of
music after hearing it only once... Anyone who likes this illiterate's comment is equally idioticc..

you are an autistic savant!
your skill is knowing how to read & write - you are retardëd in 99% of all cases. you are only specialised in one skill.

how do you like the cooking i am giving you? you had to use google to understand my lines. that's the difference between a silver spoon baby & the one they used dirty hands to force concoction in it's mouth.

Savant syndrome is a condition in which a person with a mental disability, such as an autism spectrum disorder, demonstrates profound and prodigious capacities or abilities far in excess of what would be considered normal. People with savant syndrome may have neurodevelopmental disorders, notably autism spectrum disorders, or brain injuries(as a result of your mom falling from a palm tree)

leggo: Coogar, take joy however that one day Hollywood will make a movie about a monkey that was intelligent enough to treat baby chickens... The monkey from The Hangover will play you( a significant upgrade on the real you)... Get back to the lab...

there's no joy to be taken in the fact that you were belched out of the vagïna of a palmwine thief. why is it that you are reluctant to go back to the village? your entire family tree has been banished from the village. if fashola deports you from lagos now, you must claim asylum in chad or cameroon.

Danhumprey: Don't write that formation off. It could be useful. The problem isn't the formation per se. The problem is Van Gaal hasn't got the right players to use that formation with. He used that formation with the Oranjes at the World Cup when Kevin Strootman got injured before the World Cup and it was successful. He just need time and the right players.

formation is fluid!
i dunno why people are blaming formation when we cannot even string 3 passes together. we played 4-2-3-1 under moyes & lost 7 league games at OT!

RuuDie: If by some incredible stroke of bad-luck, we end up buying Lee Cattermole, I will be the happiest UTD fan in the universe... he simply epitomizes EVERYTHING we lack at the moment...!

well, he's not a star signing & he attracts red cards more than sugar attracts ants. he's a bull though, there's no central midfielder cattermole hasn't molested in the premier league.

leggo: here we have coogar trying to sound versed in history then he transitions into projecting the repressed memories he has of his mother and her ex unto me. Didn't that donkey ravage you from behind thinking you were your mum who it affectionately called cougar? From your moniker a thousand tales we read.

foolish boy!
this is what you want to come & present here as a diss? may amadioha ignite your momma's pübic hair. better put her behind you so you can have some advantage. y'all would get bodied together like princess diana's car collision.

you are a pasty cüntbucket.
you want a gunfight & you are armed with a kitchen knife. one more sentence from your mouth & i'd timetravel back to 1976, drop your mom at an abortion clinic and remove her foetus from her ankle tip.

Nihilist: My nigga...we take bets IN PLAY...

shhhhh - just read & observe.
you guys are interrupting a great show with chitchats. don't lead the mods here - your continued chitchat would spike the traffic.

leggo: is this how you win rap duels? Shame on Nl emcees... All I can say is you are proof cossy orjiakor did sleep with dogs.. My only bewilderment is that she did anal all through... Coogar is a miracle baby.. #BigHug

rap duels?
this is the sports section.....more blood have been spilled in this arena than the killing fields of vietnam.

i am pissing on your mother's face in public and you are talking rap duel. cossy orjiakor slept with dogs? no miracle. news reaching us was that a donkey took your mother's hymen in gombe state.......

the surprise there was that it was your mother that molested the donkey after her vagïnal contractions took charge of her & her shoulders started twitching like a harlemshaker.

chrisley024: Flops of the match:

Young
Fletcher
Rooney
VP
Cleverly

valencia nko?

€80m agreed for di maria. i am starting to think united are spending drug money. £64m for di maria?

BinghiNya: Is van gaal another moyes, moyes started well with 6 points, this isn't manchester united. RVP played for sunderland today

where's your memory? moyes drew his second game against chelsea at OT! 6 points? which 6 points?

leggo: you are like a circus monkey, everyone cheers you when you put up a show, but when we get back to our jobs we pity the lonely ugly-face...

hahahaha -
another one is about to bite the dust. before anyone says coog is bullying you.....be warned cos i will bïtchslap the bïtch outta the bítch that sired you. in case you are confused, that's your mother!

leggo: I don't blame you ,you are a asyptomatic ebola carrying monkey. that's why you keep hailing that bald sloth.. Slam Rooney all you want but you must be retarded to even claim young had a high point in that match...

i can guarantee the first monkey that carried ebola strains sired you. if you don't have anything meaningful to contribute, please fück off the thread.....

1 point from 2 games....
it's not too bad as long as we win the next game.

leggo: what shots?? Coogar has a mental illness. Rooney was shite we know, but young is on another level entirely he was beneath abysmal yet coogar will probably name him MOTM

if rooney was shyte, why would you criticise young then when he at least got a shot on target? it seems 5 tablespoonfuls of okro leaked into your brain.

ewu ara!

afrodoc:

a good cross in that phase of the game & the run that got his shot on target that caused his injury.

are you aware rooney had no attempt on target?

leggo: are you always this deluded ?

you are always cursed!

afrodoc: Jones was our best player in this match and don't think there was a close second to be honest

blackett was the man for me - hardly put a foot wrong!

young has really redeemed himself in the last 5 minutes. he is demanding the ball & trying to make things happen.

Nihilist: So Van Gaal is not so good after all....

you saw him at the world cup! he's better than jose!

rooney is poor!
very poor - can't believe he lost that ball.

MaziOmenuko: With all the much touted excess physical training Gaal is subjecting the players to, we are still bullied easily out of the ball by these sunderland players

sunderland?
cattermole alone is 5 rooneys. even in the days of hargo & younger fletcher, we got bullied here.

that was a poor pass to young - welbeck shoulda done better with that pass.

welbeck has brought urgency into the team but i dunno why januzaj is playing as a CM. if he gets caught on the ball, we could pay for it.

montelik: Young's reputation got him booked there

if that was rooney, it would be a pen! how's that not a penalty? gerrard would have gotten a pen there. these officials are rank idïots!

nice interplay between VP & mata. fletcher's first meaningful pass all afternoon.

that's a penalty!
jeeez - this referee is silly!

RVP/fletcher off!

fletcher - poorest player
blackett - our best player

look at valencia's cross.

leggo: so we should clap for him because he halted the first attack of the game and immediately put our pathetic excuse of DFs under duress and allowed Sunderland to press until the possession was 69-31 at a point? Clap for Young people!

no, let's clap for rooney & RVP for doing nothing against a defence considering of brown & oshea.

that's rooney there.....broke out & couldn't take the ball past a defender rated at £1m. however, it's young's fault. young is the reason for ebola & bird flu too.

smalling coming off might be a blessing in disguise. jones is better on the ball. he can stroll with the ball into the sunderland half and cause commotion.....

smalling needs to work on his distribution & confidence when in position. otherwise, he should be sold. he's very good at defending but he's so useless at distributing the ball.

afrodoc: Van Gaal has coached ONE match and knives are already out to slaughter him.
Can someone please tell me how Moyes is a better manager than Van Gaal?

moyes had a full squad and did nothing with it. we lost 3 quality defenders - their collection of medals at united is more than what chelsea, arsenal, city have won in the last 100 years.

leggo: I will break coogar's head the next time he says shite about young

young is our best winger now that nani has left. the only mistake he made was the misplaced pass early in the game & he corrected the mistake by intercepting in the box.

every other player has made one or two mistakes, why is young the automatic culprit for every bad ish that happens? rooney has barely touched the ball. valencia lost his man for the goal. fletcher/cleverley have lost the initiative in the midfield.

why is young getting the blame for a poor general performance?

igbsam: You got a point, but lets live with it.....Vidal isn't coming. So we should move on and find other alternatives.

vidal wants to come - we are not meeting their demands cos of vidal's dodgy knees & his transfer fees. united want to wait till the last minute and box them in.

Nihilist: Can someone please explain how Van Gaal is better than Moyes?

moyes had rafael + rio + vidic + evra and failed with them. look at our back 3, you want to blame van gaal for that?

AirborneLacer: Hell no! The duo are phucking better than the Terrys, Cahills and Ivanovics of this world.

I heard that from Pietro the pundit

it's difficult to assess this team with the number of injuries. the confidence is shot & it's spreading even to the creative players.

fletcher & cleverley have been poor in the midfield. even the ball has not stuck to the strikers. rooney hasn't won any aerial ball & van persie is failing to control simple passes.

the only positives yet are mata, blackett & perhaps jones.