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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:40pm On Aug 24, 2014
dopeJemi: Don't test me, you'll regret it, watch the game, thank you cheesy
test you?
you would die quicker than an ebola patient.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:37pm On Aug 24, 2014
rooney is a goat!
when was the last time he scored a freekick - mata is the specialist!

it's funny that blackett has actually showed more clout than smalling/jones in this game. phil jones/smalling deserve to be sold.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:34pm On Aug 24, 2014
valencia is a disgrace!!!
was with rodwell before the ball was kicked, was 10 yards away when rodwell scored. who was he marking?

dopeJemi: You shut up your mouth, I will continue to shout your name as long as you continue to shout rooney's name for any mistake he makes
So far, the flops of the match are young, fletcher and cleverly, even your nani is busy disgracing himself in sporting
Just like the way u clamor for rooney's head and call elampiro everytime he makes a mistake, same way I will call your name and clamor for their heads
Now watch the game
yes....
young & cleverley collect £300k/week. they should be crucified & with their heads displayed on a stake. you have never been the sharpest tool in the box so i won't even bother.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:28pm On Aug 24, 2014
codedguy1: The middle is soft! Fletcher is clumsy!
he's been very clumsy today....he's so scared to be with the ball.

If these 3 players are somewhat unsettled then we are in for a loooong season if we don't get the right midfielders to manage that area.
anderson is still there. cheesy

Am still not comfy even with the goal, I hope it calms these players down!
the goal has settled us down. there would he more invention now. my only issue is why smalling is in the middle of that defence. jones is more assured with the ball - smalling' distribution is hopeless.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:24pm On Aug 24, 2014
chrisley024: Some players deceived us in pre-season.
Young, Cleverly and Fletcher should be discarded even if it means paying wages until their contract runs out.

Meanwhile, I don't think this formation can work in EPL.
formation isn't the problem, some players are. no formation would work if the players can't keep the ball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:20pm On Aug 24, 2014
hahaha

smalling - hamstring again? keane coming in and these fools won't buy a defender?

dopeJemi: Cleverly and young, I just dey wait for your excuse coogar
Of course its rooney's fault
shut up your mouth & watch the game. fletcher, young, rooney, cleverley, valencia have all given the ball away. why are you shouting my name everywhere? go to sunderland's stadium and remove young/cleverley if you think they are not worthy of the shirt.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:18pm On Aug 24, 2014
mata strikes!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:07pm On Aug 24, 2014
ElFenomeno1: Real paid 36m to Benfica bro, go and dig deeper.
they paid 25m euros to get his signature. another 5m euros when he got registered as la liga player & a further 6m if he scores an agreed number of goals, an agreed number of appearances. 36m euros is around £30m

Ok lets assume he got it... That is 36m yeh, what sort of figure do you think he'd be worth today?!

One thing is sure, United will pay over the odds, due to the bloated transfer market and Ed Woodward's ineptitude at negotiating.
di maria shouldn't cost more than £45m
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:00pm On Aug 24, 2014
Keky: 90m Euros for Di Maria in total if we're believing Marca.

Bargain.
that's transfer fees + wages.
there's no way di maria will cost more than £50m even in today's money.

Odunharry: I expct us to take 3point each today and this weekend against burnley
van persie is back!
that's the only reason i am confident.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 3:58pm On Aug 24, 2014
yeyenatu: grin grin
I smell something burning... grin is your pant on fire?!

Come close let me tell you what I wanna hear! Come on! I don't bite!!

YeaYeaNot
i have a game to watch. when i get back, we shall revisit this topic. start praying.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:57pm On Aug 24, 2014
ElFenomeno1: 40million Euros.... That is around the £36m mark.. So yeh, it is true.
it's not true....
di maria was signed for €25m. the other €5m & €6m were add-ons which he might or might not get. at most, he got €30m which is around £25m as at 2010.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:43pm On Aug 24, 2014
elampiro: Vidal deal is still on witbh reports that United are about to make a final bid of £32+one players. Di Maria doesn't affect the midfield problem. They are two separate issues.
if we pay £60m for di maria then that's the end of the window. there's no way united will spend £100m upwards on 2 players. you think this is xbox's football manager?

My view on Di Maria is that his shirt sale will immediately recoup most of the money spent on him, particularly as it's the iconic number 7 shirt which has been idle for a while now.
it's not about the shirt sale.....who says vidal wouldn't recoup most of the money spent if he's signed. any of hummels, vidal, di maria would recoup any amount invested. they are marquee signings - this is why their transfer fees are high in the first place.

elampiro: Di Maria joined Madrid from Benfica in 2010 with a fee of £36m. In 2014 some of you guys think Madrid should sell less, even though Di Maria is at his best or reaching his best. Make una check am na.
he was signed for €25m which was around £20m in 2010.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 3:22pm On Aug 24, 2014
yeyenatu: mtchew... someone that can't even write a full correct sentence... makes me wonder... is there something you not telling me/us?
this is not a literature class!
what concerns correct sentence with bars? oh shut up about something i ain't telling you. why do you wanna hear anything anyways?

Not interested in who teddy is yianshing jo...
Put that wager on someone else! And maybe I will consider. Hehehehe... cheesy if not, bugger off!!!


YeaYeaNot
you are posing. $100 will buy you new makeup kit instead of the white powder you always dab on your face. i will make the offer once!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:18pm On Aug 24, 2014
SailorXY: I hear Juve are making unreasonable demands, like cash + 2 players or something similar. we have lost 6 players already from the Moyes' era & brought in 3. it makes little sense losing more @ this tail-end of the window
juve need cash. they will drive vidal to old trafford themselves if we tender £40m bid. we are greatly imbalanced, for the next 3 transfer windows, defence & central midfield is where we need to bring in more quality. the attack is fine.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 3:13pm On Aug 24, 2014
Lagunna: I dey tell sey warriblood get good ideas.. se u sef don see..
warriblood is the king of comical bars.

ELYMAXiimus: oga, who's your next prey na? grin
i have run out of netcees to battle. theprekky is the last man standing & he's retired or hasn't battled in 9 months.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:09pm On Aug 24, 2014
igbsam: Blind and De Jong....Is this really true ? If we have both of them and then Di Maria, then Man U should be a contender for the top 4 dis season. Just that all this speculations are getting boring this days. I am yet to believe Di Maria's move to Manchester United until i see Di Maria wearing the United Jersey. This Woodward of a guy is a wood head.
i would rather spend £60m on vidal than spend £35m on di maria. this is the equivalent of a homeless man under the bridge spending all his money on a blackberry porsche!

our biggest need now is a world class central midfielder that can dictate the pace from the middle & carry us forward. vidal is the missing link. de jong is clumsy, a fat version of tiote. i'd rather alex song than de jong.
Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Rap Interview Thread by coogar: 3:04pm On Aug 24, 2014
fuckyouhard: coogar wouldn't see this cos his moniker ain't spelled correctly
the day mikuz spells my name correctly is the day of rapture. surely, he does it deliberately. grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 2:59pm On Aug 24, 2014
mikuz: Cooger so whoever wins between I and Fuckyouhard ll face you, right?
mikuz vs limerick
FYH vs siddoggg

mikuz: So Cooger is staking the money then?
i am ready to stake $100 prize on teddyinzaghi vs yeyenatu. battle of the amazons - another FP material. mik, set it up.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 2:56pm On Aug 24, 2014
WARRIBLOOD: Time dey SAY is LONGER dan Rope/
you nid no prophet to tell you.. dah COOGER is Do.pe//
so phuck what emaprince thinks.. Where dere is lux...nobody considers SODA as Soap//
he whooped mikuz n Siddog..floorlessly. MURDERED their HOPE.//
if emaprince were to be given a shot.. Gues dis my Bars already SWAY y"all VOTES//
cus COOGER dah beast will treat him like "joseph"...smiley as blood will STAIN iz COATS//
is blind father "JAIL CORP"" wont do anythin....only TeARS will FLOATS//

Da TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!
https://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/mpbolly/mj-laughing.gif
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:52pm On Aug 24, 2014
YoungDaNaval: Mikuz Please Check Your Fb Inbox. Coogar, Please Make Sure You Answer Those Question Properly oh!
mikuz has my email address - we have exchanged mails in the past.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:58am On Aug 24, 2014
coded01: Coogar! wink
I know you would begin with debates about Di maria not better than Young/Valencia angry but truth be told, He is better than the two together... tongue grin


70 MILLION + 60MILLION NO EASY OH... shocked tongue grin
you actually think any of us hate di maria when all we are saying is we would rather have that money spent elsewhere than on a winger. if we had gotten vidal & blind, woodward can splash £600m on a winger & no one would care.

the issue is we are supposed to be fixing the gaping hole first before even worrying about a winger. you think we will win games if we sign di maria & leave the midfield/defence as it is? come on now, that's not going to happen.....not even if we sign cristiano himself!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by coogar: 11:26pm On Aug 23, 2014
lalaboi: wetin be your team name sef. .
lalaboi, i am now 3rd globally in the UFPL. do you now believe i have got skills or not? i am within a touching distance of the first £1,000 monthly prize. i am 4 points below the leader.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by coogar: 11:11pm On Aug 23, 2014
debosky: We were lucky yet it was Everton that scored from a debatable free kick and a pair of downright idiotic decisions by the lino and ref? I'd hate to see what you describe as bad luck. The same Ozil you're yabbing freed up room for Santi's cross by his mere presence.

Simply put, if you want to make the best use of Sanchez as a CF, your build up play must be much quicker to release him and allow Ozil to find him quickly.

I don't buy all the 'down the left' nonsense. How many shots on goal did Everton have all game? Yes Ozil could've done better for the goal but realistically that cross should never have come in with McCarthy in acres of space.

The main problem was in midfield, we just couldn't build moves quickly/accurately enough. Without that, it's difficult to create much against maassed ranks.
debosky, let's be honest here - arsene wenger is a complete idïot. seamus coleman is the best right wingback in england & wenger's tactics was to put ozil on the left to stop coleman? does that make any sense to you?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:58pm On Aug 23, 2014
leggo: off the top of my head ; UCL final , Copa del rey final , classico 2nd leg
i am talking about la liga.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:29pm On Aug 23, 2014
Wrongturn: Coogar, u no dey talk? Where ur battle?
you mean you have been on this forum for months, you dunno how to search for threads. go to the frontpage......scroll down the topics and look for battle of the warlords.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:24pm On Aug 23, 2014
Emaprince: Just random rants...cooger you are indeed a goat!
you are a useless twit. i knew you would never amount to anything ever since i was told you were molested by your PE teacher.

ema prince will personally humilliate you!
with which bars? cheesy grin
eedris abdulkareem has more creative bars than you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:22pm On Aug 23, 2014
leggo: sergio ramos? The red card? The poor positional awareness? Do you rate DFs by their goal haul now?
he had 6 MOTM awards last season - how many did di maria win?

answer on a postcard, please.....
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:16pm On Aug 23, 2014
Emaprince: and who said the goat didn't win siddogg?..mthe shameless 32yr old have been on my d1ck calling my name in vein in all his post just cos he won a nigga that loose to some other niggas too..
But that doesn't chnage the fact about who he is..a biter,recycler and a numerous I'd owner...from jackal,sauron, sharon,couger,cooger,rapdevills, team garri ...ask him him the reason whhhy he has numerous banned I.Ds...and why his fiance dumped him...cos all his life is spent on NL arguing in every section...a jobless cretin!
it's not your fault.
your neighbour told me your parents had to forcefully collect the rope from you last night when you attempted suicide. did you bet i was going to lose? why are you crying more than the bereaved? even siddoggg is not wailing here & yet you are dragging your family name in the mud over a battle that had nothing to do with you.

As for a battle...he knows he will be obliterated so he will come up with buunch of excuses..he's a wimp!...
no, i cannot battle you cos you are useless, priggish, obnoxious, rêtarded, pseudo-authoritative, brainless, dim-witted, verminous, gutless, möronic & a donkey stubborn homoêrotic nuisance.

"Internate is about the only place we will interact"?...smh...I can dig up many of his old posts wher this goat said same thing to different guys...always random rants...if another guy rattled him first before me,he woulda used those on him..smh...bastard!
just shut the fück up, go & die!
you are of no use to the rap section & even to yourself. poverty has turned you into a complete lunatic. as old as you are, you don't have your own mind. you must have been conceived via anäl sëx, this is why you are a complete arsêhole!


Emaprince: you are a goat!
Hyping sid have beeen your job in this site...and I see nothing bad if I speak of his skills...I wonder why you keep calling another nigga name in something he has no biz with..you are a gay!...
sid is a brilliant battler!
i would battle sid 1,000 times before i would even look at you. i battled sid cos i consider him very good at his craft. you are getting ignored cos you are not even as intelligent as my dog with your guguru & epa written.

calling which other nigga name?
your slave master? he's central to everything you represent. if he sneezes, you would catch bird flu. you are so poor in spirit, your dream in black & white.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:05pm On Aug 23, 2014
Anacksunamun: I just don't like it when someone is denied his shine. The people that voted ain't family section friends of yours. Even the lady that said "Siddoggg is not know in aba" didn't vote, and even if she did, it won't be counted. You guys might be E-enemies, but you won that battle!! Anybody that says otherwise is living in denial. Even siddoggg ain't contesting it.

The Rap Battles vets voted for you. No one, I repeat, no one said Siddoggg won, so this has nothing to do with your friends. Even Ibime that doesn't see eye to eye with you, confirmed that brawl, a one-sided victory. So let's not bring personal vindictiveness in our judgement. Coogar won that brawl, period!!
even the idiotïc emaprince voted for me but that was after he saw the verdict of his master(ibime). this is no joke, you will not find a single thread ibime says red & emaprince says blue. he must always obey his master. emaprince is a slave-nigga!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 8:50pm On Aug 23, 2014
Anacksunamun: Bro, family section friends or not, Coogar won Siddogg in that brawl. I was rooting for Siddoggg to decimate Coogar and calm him down, but Coogar clearly pummelled him. Give honour to whom deserves it. Siddoggg did great too, his verses were dópe, but Coogar had the extra edge. Go read the verses again. I wish he'd battle you cos you've got confidence in you, and I like that.

And mind you, Coogar hasn't posted in Romance section almost 2 years now.
you are preaching to the trees!
emaprince was born a rëtard. he spent 12 years in a mental institution & ran away. the hospital staff are looking for him - they still claim his treatment isn't complete until he spends another 12 years there.

yesterday
Emaprince: For your info,I started textrap last 5yrs...
I aint gonna exchange no more words with ya... let's watch how you fair with sid..just make sure you come stronger cos sid is witty with build ups,rhymes and his punches lands properly..go check him well o!..
today
Emaprince: But you are daft to think beating sid is a special thing..that dude is a regular battler wo win and loose battles so stop jumping to the high heavens ..beside,thhe verse I saw there is the poorest battle verse I have ever seen from him...whatever happened to him...
the above just sums up emaprince's bipolar nature. from praising sid last night to putting him down 24 hours later. spërmflakes have taken over emaprince's cranial cavity.


he has no confidence - all he wants is to use my moniker to gain cheap popularity. he stated that as his wish last night & i will continue to ignore him. he's not on my level. he's never written anything that can even match my worst written. the only thing holding him here is the longevity.


any of the newbies will kill emaprince with 8 bars.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 8:33pm On Aug 23, 2014
Krizzkutz: ii d pity kim, iwan make am frnd grin idon taya for d tin
i must hear this story to the end.....
tell me what happened. it's just gist - it's not a diss. cheesy grin

Emaprince: All cooger does is to throw random insults..youu are still a child...but its a pity at youur age(32),I'm scared you will end up being a fool forever..
I'm spitting the truth so stop thinking ya rants will decieve us...you are team garri..
i know the Ws i keep getting here gives you epilepsy. you good for nothing plonker. at your age, you still stay in your father's house. you have graduated 13 years ago & you have never paid rent. you even depend on your parents for transport & you have the guts to talk rubbish on NL.

I wonder why a goat like you is bragging over a verse that you replayed cedis which bis did in 2009...thhen you went ahead withh farmers/sid/seed which kritzkuuttz did against demsid...the only reason you won that brawl is cos sid came up with a verse that won't even move a hair in ffr..
you are a còcksucker.....
sid's worst bars are better than your best written. all you do is moan & whinge and no one has seen you in a quality battle. if you are not licking ibime's pënis-tip, you are busy doing forensic investigation. kim = khimwhyte, coogar = teddy, youngdanaval = siddoggg & lagunna = airmark.

if i have a son as useless as you, i would gladly sell him into slavery. all you do is cause chaos & no one respects you from here to the next thread. forge your own path, stop hiding under people's shadow. you will never get the respect you crave so badly. you don't have your own opinion until ibime says something.

i will give you £1,000 if you can show me one post of yours that does not support ibime's stance.


More random rants bastard...cos you can't come up with something truthhful or stronger against my claims..ediot!
i have already proven myself to meaningful people. i owe you nothing! hell, internet is about the only place i can communicate with an epileptic beast of burden like yourself. in the real world, you would be tossed a pound coin to wipe my windshield!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:31pm On Aug 23, 2014
MrTA: Seems like di María signing is having some legs. Still not enough. Still need defensive re-enforcements. Can't believe we're not even considering Khedira. Hell even nigel de jong will do at this stage.
i will take lee cattermole or mulumbu. hell, diame will do a job.

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