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montelik: Guillem Balague ko, barayo ni. The same guy who insisted Thiago to United was a done deal. D guy is no longer as reliable as when he first started enchanting the British football journalists.

he said ozil was going to join then too. he's a fantasist! until mark ogden of telegraph says anything or fredthered, i ain't buying into that nonsense.

Emaprince: I never made things up but it was a dumb move to come in withh your other monikers to vote yaself in a brawl the winner is glaring...
Yes I know the reason is to explain thhe wordplays because you thoughht folks might not grab em..but that's dumb...reminds me of when team garri came in the thread mikuz created for you and bis to tell us that pistol=piss tool..smh

you are a consummate retârd!
i am starting to think a pregnant pig urinated on your head when you were a baby. your propensity to stretch the borders of daftness is peerless. why would you even think i need other usernames to make my point? if i wanted to explain my bars, i would include it in the post like siddoggg did.

your knack of accusing everyone as coogar is making you look like an obnoxious bastärd. i won't be surprised if you think the leader of the armed robbers that attacked your streets weeks ago was coogar too. if you don't have something meaningful to do with your life, get a long rope + a strong beam to tie it to & do the obvious......

But you are daft to think beating sid is a special thing..that dude is a regular battler wo win and loose battles so stop jumping to the high heavens..beside,thhe verse I saw there is the poorest battle verse I have ever seen from him...whatever happened to him...

shut the fück up, you homoerötic pig!
of course, they all post weak verses whenever they face coogar. wait......maybe the battle was arranged. i paid siddoggg to post weak verses too, didn't i? barely 24 hours ago, you almost bet with your testiclës that sid was going to win. why are you so useless to yourself & to the entire rap section community?

Just enjoy ya win while it last b1tch!

it shall not be well with you......all you do here is to cause confusion & call people what they are not to hide the fact that no one gives a fück about you & your pathetic written.

oloshious fellow!

Krizzkutz: Coogar finally wassap witchu

i need more khimwhyte gists.
after kim asked khimwhyte out & thought he was getting a chic, what happened? did kim send money or gifts to khimwhyte?

elampiro: I was just letting you know that a player who isn't a regular in one team could go to another and become a ballon d'or candidate. Di Maria is not even having a bad time at Madrid as compared to the two examples I gave.

ibrahimovic didn't have a bad season at barca, he just had problems with guardiola. he hated the fact that there's one rule for messi & another rule for the other players.

robben was just unlucky to be swept by the tide in madrid then. they suddenly decided to bring back the galactico era & robben's position was threatened by you know who.

elampiro: 4th best is not a passenger.

Ibrahimovic, Robben, are some of the players who have been ushered out in clubs.

and that makes all of them passengers. when robben left madrid, which madrid's attacking player can you say robben was better than?

ibrahimovic was a surplus to requirement at barca. they didn't even need to buy him then, it was like united buying berbatov when we had rooney, tevez & ronaldo.

elampiro: How can Di Maria be a passenger when he was their 3rd best player last season?

he was their 4th best player - sergio ramos had a better season than di maria. then again, if di maria is that valuable, why is he being ushered out of the club?

chrisley024: If he's leaving and Chicha is also leaving, then it's either we're switching to 4-3-3 or Di maria is coming.

you are still after di maria?
it's not happening, bro. van gaal doesn't fancy him. to be perfectly honest, i don't think he's all that too. he's a passenger in a very good side. di maria is at n'zogbia's level.

for instance, look at the ozil in madrid. he was netting an average of 25 assists every season there. has he been able to produce such here in the premier league? if young goes to that madrid side, he would cop 30 league assists easily.

central midfield & the defence is our problem. we don't have any problem attacking wise if the defence is solid. a manager builds a team from the back......not from the attack!

YoungDaNaval: Ma PC Got Crashed And I'd Sold Ma Smartphone. The Nokia Device Am Using Now Doesn't Allow Email. So Please I'll Like You To Create A Fb Account. Add Me Up With "Ezeibe Ifeanyi Kingxley" And Lets Do The Interview Via Inbox. Once We're Done, You Can Deactivate The Account If You Like.

join FB?
that's a tall order o. you know what? start with another netcee. i am watching arsenal now with friends.

leggo: I hope these rumors of welbeck leaving are just rumors o...

he's been told he's free to leave. van gaal feels he's surplus to requirements.

we should get a strong attacking side tomorrow. van persie & anderson are among the travelling squad!

willsofsteel: I go Chop u Like BISCUIT, cos wen I TriBBle U "MaCk" Mc-vities/nd I Heard u SuCk, tha Nipples of TEn Apes, driven by my JUNGLE JUSTICE, u only Beat ur Flappy Chest to atract GAYS to ur SlACK TITTIeS/i'll Leave u Running to 5.. "4-Fourty"/u say U abOVe? D only time Me-Low "Milo" is for- Tea/ But Sip-easy,nd don't RECORD dis is just a FREESTYLE, we TRIBE/so Far-ah-see..."phasrisee" i stay OLD and Dynamic like Those Men...DescriBes.."the Scribes" I am Willsofsteel..

that sounds like what a herbalist would say before using his mouth to blow white powder into space.

Lagunna: lolzz try the second link...

it didn't work!

YoungDaNaval: Do Have a Fb Account?

i have never registered there. send the questions to my email. i will reply & send it back to you

Lagunna: female...listen to her audio...

http://yourlisten.com/yeayeanot/ffr-skit

http://yourlisten.com/yeayeanot/yeayenot

the stuff didn't play....
no youtube links or a better site to hear her salawa abeni verses?

Lagunna: lolzzz. no o...

are you sure?
who is yeyenatu then? male or female?

YoungDaNaval: Im The Host And Starting 4rm You. You're Ma 1st Guest On This Platform!

ok.....
set it up.....

Lagunna: mtsheew....

i think yeyenatu is the same as emaprince.

rattlesnake: African foolishness

shameless hunters!
they waited till the snake had eggs to cater for before striking. surely, the python would be weak to offer any resistance. who's going to take care of the eggs now that they killed the momma?

ritchboy: The FPL bookies disagree with you... Post GW1 title odds from Oddschecker:

Disvirginators - 1/2
AZ - 5/1
Kokomaster - 7/1
Feasy11 - 22/1
TBOOGIE - 25/1
Ipukulu Marines - 55/1
Arcadian - 666/1
Shinigami X FC remains unchanged @ ∞/0

hahahaha
you are a joker! my smart money is on debosky. nucca went to the wilderness for 90 days to read all the relevant articles on fantasy football. my $20 says debosky would win it by easter!

cococandy: It's like you don't know what stolen moments are like.
Condoms may be forgotten in the hurry to do it before oga comes back.

Again not speaking from experience

this was well-planned
read the story again. there have been several dates before the d-day. this woman is too smart not to have protected herself......she made sure the venue was in her flat. had her husband walked in on them, she woulda done what potiphar's wife did.

iwakolewa: that's what I thought too

why didn't you say that to her face? i am sure she will repeat the act if another neighbour moves upstairs.

LooNat11kk: you fear limerick? Well i just bagged that chap about a week ago on fb, so i think you should fear me

he has more potential than you do! point - blank - period!

i will eat my shoe if you bagged limerick. post the 2 verses here, lemme see. that you won on FB doesn't mean you would win the brawl if it was judged here.

post both verses......

ELYMAXiimus: lol, this is as a result of the bad diction majority of the nigs here have! Yoruba boys!

And i'm sure that verse is being scanned thoroughly by some spies to check for any trace of biting . .

i saw something like that - loonatik said "sid in the ground" was a facebook bar. you can't win these fools. they always know someone who has written something you post somewhere.

But i know this one is clean and fresh from persia i'm saving that brawl! No tsunami is taking sh1t away this time!!!

beware of another tsunami when mikuz loses a front page battle.

YoungDaNaval: done

who's the interviewer? male or female?

cococandy: She would have gone for second round. Infact oga might have ended up wit a third pregnancy that didn't belong to him.

hahaha!
let's give her some credits - she must be using condoms.

Lagunna: he is still dropping top notch shytes here on ffr na..

just like zidane & maradona still play charity games.

yeah, limerick is also good.. ibime needs to come out of retirement and battle u, if not we go comot him name for hall of fame

hehehehehe
remove his name for hall of fame? you want to bring MEND to NL?

ELYMAXiimus: OGA COOGAR,, i hail o!

I luved your multis! Most nigs here will even think you were'nt rhyming!

Siddog too did well, but he did better against mikuz!!!

The fear of coogar is the begining of wisdom in this section!!!!

Now we're getting more attention in this section .
Thnx to this display of penmanship!

the thing tire me, bro.
my shortest rhyme scheme was 3 syllables. in some verses, i pushed boundaries to do 6 rhyming syllables & some voters still didn't see what i did there. i get disappointed when i don't ace the rhyming category but it's all good in the hood!

can't complain too much!

edwife: ahahha how many titles will you give this woman?This woman will suffer today in the hands of coogar.
(War criminal,NDLEA boss...what next?)

she's a war criminal for tendering such a poor excuse. imagine a married man in her shoes with the same pitiful excuse.

edwife: ,why did she not go to his house,why hers?Some women don't have fear in them.ewww

to be fair to her, it's safer in her flat. she's the one downstairs. worst case scenario, the neighbour has the back door as the escape route.

if she had gone upstairs, it then means she would have to jump from the first floor if something happens. this woman is smart! i think they should make her the NDLEA boss.

Lagunna: have u ever seen don king fighting in the ring?
my own na to dey promote battles and make this section entertaining.

right now the ranking here should be something like this.......

1. coogar
2.ibime
3.mikuz/siddoggg/fuckyouhard/krone

ibime is retired na. no one would call xidane or fat ronaldo as the best player in the world anymore.

watch out for emaprince, ELYMAXiimus, LooNat11kk, Teddybiyasi etc...

warriboy and ksslib will end up being the best here one day.. they both have good ideas...

in my own opinion, the 3 people i fear the most are limerick, FYH & teddyinzaghi. they have the raw materials in them, they just need to focus more & paint more vivid imagery & they would one day rule this space.

debosky: ^^ Didn't use mine. . .maybe that's because I'm silly/not a top manager I don't know.

plenty of people didn't use theirs, i dunno what sun of a beach is talking about. that nucca would struggle this season. FPL is like UCL, no one has been able to retain it.

edwife: oK Coogar,it was not a mistake per se.But why are you emphasizing on the fact that she had to look sexy for her neighbour?

ann summers, victoria secrets, amala/ewedu & the exotic beef she's never served her husband since she married. the fact that it even happened on her matrimonial bed......honestly, this woman should be treated worse than a war criminal.

Lagunna: I have a gift for u...coogar gif...

lagunna, you no serious o!
when is your own battle? i want to see you against yeyenatu or emapiss!

PaulThor: Coogar is beyond words.... i really dont know da word to qualify him now... Wats da secret

i have told you guys - teddyishappy is my ghostwriter.

mikuz: Your head don dey swell abi? How about my re-match? Make I enter queue?

nah!
you have to beat sid, limerick or FYH(again)

mikuz: Cooger is now the rave of the moment. The best thing since sliced bread - shey you saw how many likes his verse got? 114 and counting. That's a record!
Anyone who wants his head must beat atleast 2 certified vets.

according to emöbïtch, i made all those likes myself. i am starting to think emaprince is on his menses.