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 Family › Re: Why And How She Cheated On Her Husband; True Life Story. by coogar: 1:23pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
freecocoa: You are absolutely right, it wasn't a mistake, from the story she was only disappointed not remorseful as far as I'm concerned.thank you freecocoa i trust you, if a colleague tells you this kinda story, na slap you go give am. edwife: Coogar,you spoke in my mind before i edited my post.!She wanted him,and only confessed because the guy did not meet her demand.it's not a mistake! she walked into it eyes wide open. 1st, 2nd & 3rd date. where was the guilty conscience then? if it was a one night stand, then i can agree but this was premeditated. she dropped her kid in school & came back home to look sëxy for the neighbour. to look sexy for the neighbour.  4 Likes 1 Share |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 1:12pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
Emaprince: All of a sudden team garri came from nowhere to explain wordies..this fool will always make things up. have you voted? what was your verdict? it should be clear to you now why you & i cannot be in the same battle ring. |
| Family › Re: Why And How She Cheated On Her Husband; True Life Story. by coogar: 1:06pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
edwife: This story is common,i have seen and heard many of them.edwife, so you think this was a mistake? how old is this woman? 12? so you really think she cried cos of her guilt? hell no - she cried out because the reward did not match the risk. if the neighbour had a pole between his legs & the endurance of a camel, you think this woman would be confessing to adultery?  31 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Rap Interview Thread by coogar: 1:02pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
YoungDaNaval: Ibime Coogar Emaprince What Are Your Say In This?remove the [b][/b] from the title of the thread na. go back to the original post, modify & edit the title then post! |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 1:00pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
YoungDaNaval: Hahahahaha Guy You Must Brag Ooh! Coz Na Ya Bragging Ah Dey Like Pass. Change Man Ke? Mtchw!i got born again.... besides, siddoggg is my paddy. i got nothing but respect for the dude. he writes really well. |
| Family › Re: Why And How She Cheated On Her Husband; True Life Story. by coogar: 12:56pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
iwakolewa: She said she had never been so ashamed and disappointed in her life, the guy had the smallest member she had ever seen,and that he he didn't last up to 30 secondshe had the smallest member she had seen but she still screwed him regardless? your colleague is a criminal - she ought to be put against the wall & pelted with decomposed eggs. 16 Likes 2 Shares |
| Rap Battles › Re: * * * ~ Battle Of The Warlords : Cooger Vs Siddoggg ~ * * * by coogar: 12:35am On Aug 23, 2014 |
teamgarri1: Sid=Seedshaking my head. |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 12:15am On Aug 23, 2014 |
fuckyouhard: coogar, bad boy!i am a changed man! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:12am On Aug 23, 2014 |
fuckyouhard: am still waitin to see coogar's brawl on the frontpage. mikuz, my thread should be out tomorrow, right?front page ke? abeg o! before my oga will see what i do in my leisure time. when is your next battle though? |
| Rap Battles › Re: * * * ~ Battle Of The Warlords : Cooger Vs Siddoggg ~ * * * by coogar: 10:05pm On Aug 22, 2014*. Modified: 2:03pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
SIDDOGGG's INTERNMENT •If his beef is ma crown/ I'd pick this tït in his town /For you especially ...My chrome piece will resound/If I bury you alive & your lean feet is found...../We're a nation of farmers, it's our culture to put the Sid in the ground/ •The Sid is badly short of braincells/His favourite past time is statutory râping/He's styled to rap in phrases...but his bars lacks the craft & cadence/His win against Kim was madly over-rated/He loves bribing....The cheat pays in cash before he's graded/ •I brought 10 psycho-killers from Herzegovina/Your girl won't be spared... I'd let hollows in her.....while she's reading an encyclopaedia/then have the news wrapped around her head like Ken Saro Wiwa/ •Get this pirate off my space/His talent is a waste/This sea bandit is manic & depraved/I don't joke with bars...every punch i have landed is insane/So if he schemes to take my throne...he'd get killed like Koba ...in Planet of the Apes/ •Sid's gone soft...With ease, I'll win this/I'm swift, he's slow...He can't last the distance/lyrically, it's the fitness or the illness/ Even in business...../I epitomise Pounds and Dollars but everyone pukes at the kinda value the Sid is •Kim set you up...pitting the Coog against a noodle lightweight/ Coog is back with fury like the Hutu Rampage/Serving more sickness to these clowns than a Voodoo pancake/My cuckoo fanbase....chatting to me in dialect....so i google translate/they want you sodömised with a stick like the Zulu ašsrape/ •People reckon Coog is so ill/Since my venom shook the roaches/Your soul... i have paid for...Heaven took the proceeds/Persia's prince levitates with sorcery and NL stood to notice/My magical text would send Sid to Aro ....like he read the 7th book of Moses/ •Sid is puzzled...it reminds me of his brawl with ThaBlaqBones/A remix of Bin Laden's burial....this dog gets buried over sea with an Imam tagged toe/you'd get no capital gains like Iran's Tax Code/....cos you're dying from these rushing haymakers, I'm Ivan Drago/ •The Coog is scary...he's vicious as hell/I pledged aggression in sickness & health/Your wife's support failed you...it's time to witness my stealth/No error when these lyrical bullets are sent to meet her......that's how I diss stans maself/ •I stepped on his ego with my pair of Birkenstock/I'm from Arkansas - the motive is to hack him sore/Your sharp decline made you a laughing stock/Since he loves to go Dutch .....My glock needs no clearance before it blasts Sid off/ •Tough questions - Did your prophet forecast obstacle?/Was it revealed you would need a top class hospital?/Don't envy...This is expected when a Tomcat talks to you/Your play with words are horrible....Like Kuje prison detainee, you are behind the worst bars possible/ •My closer is crisp/your death is what the voters expect/I chin-checked you with precision, my fists are sonar-equipped/You lost a tooth or two, try give your molars a fix/cross path with me? you'd get sonned & over-shadowed .....like the Solar Eclipse/ 165 Likes 6 Shares |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:39pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
mikuz: Oga chill, I have Siddoggg's verse, drop your verse and I ll follow suit!siddoggg is the challenger, he drops first. if he's not dropping first, then forget it. i have checked in since 8.58pm & you people keep wasting time. challenger drops first otherwise let's bone this büllshyte! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:26pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
Lagunna: he is online.. check the thread...i think he's posting seadog's bars - he's viewing the thread but the place remains locked. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:22pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
Lagunna: mikuz will open it soon and u should be able post ur shyte urself....why not..why is mikuz not online to unlock the thread? what's wrong with this dude? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:18pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
Lagunna: here is the link i guess...but the thread is locked! the mods are clueless with censored words on NL so i like doing ma shyte myself. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:15pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
siddoggg: .....he should go ahead & post yours. i am posting mine myself. i ain't letting any mod screw up my bars. |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:13pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
where the fück is mikuz to open the thread? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 9:11pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
papiforreal: coogar, we are waiting for you guys please. My ba3 is getting low and i just i cant afford to miss this battle.kim forgot to open the thread......i cannot post without him removing the bar on the thread. besides, siddoggg is not here. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 8:58pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
Lagunna: It's about to go down::::GHEN GHENZhttps://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpycqq3ByV1qljt6yo1_500.gif 2 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:20pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
MrTA: I dont think anyone can guarantee lvg is the man for the job. Only time can and will tell that. Moyes' season told us that. Let us see what LvG's season tells us abi?LVG is the man for the job but he's being hampered by woodward again. a manager can only identify targets and present it to his boss, if woodward doesn't have the money to get that target, a manager's hand is tied. van gaal will not use his salary to buy players. why moyes got more criticised is the fact that he had a whole summer window to himself & he failed to land the targets he pursued to the end of the earth. in the end, he settled for marouane - who isn't necessarily a bad player but moyes didn't play him in the position fellaini became a superstar. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 4:13pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
Emaprince: For your info,I started textrap last 5yrs...shut up your mouth & stay off the battle. even if sid writes just one sentence, you would come there and claim he won. you were born to dïck-ride. make your own name and stop being a hypeman for people that met you in this pen game. forge your own path, mumu! @ mikuz, please state out the rules and enforce it. i have noticed textcees deliberately go beyond the bar limit to subdue their foes. i ain't having that. if i do 24 bars & siddoggg does 60 bars, you must trim his bars to 24 before opening the thread for the votes. i will not tolerate any magomago! 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 3:41pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
carefreewannabe: You are a poor man's version of Sagamite.even sagamite himself would slap you for mentioning that. i trained him in these liberal arts. https://www.nairaland.com/1012348//17#11848652 that was where he copied the god of science & math! as far back as 2012 when you were still in sullied nappies with toilet flies buzzing around your bum! Emaprince: free the vampire...I wanted to take him to the front page and humiliate him infront of everybody but just like the coward he is,he didn't fail to run...i have a bigger steak to fry. siddoggg is a better lyricist than you are so why would I kill myself with a vermin. when you show improvement in your written, holla at me! A shameless 32yr old he-goat who got dumped by his anambra fiance..infact personals too much but I have other ways to expose and kill him properly..you have nothing! you are a fool - the only reason you are called a prince is because you are heir to the throne of mentally-handicapped losers. anambra? 32? i am not even 30 yet. oloshious fellow - you are 10 years deep in this game & yet no one recognises your pen game. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 2:43pm On Aug 22, 2014*. Modified: 12:54am On Aug 23, 2014 |
carefreewannabe: By the way, intellect and Coogar are mutually exclusive.a nanny goat pissed on your head when you were a child, that's why you keep pursuing me from one section to another. haba, do something to your vagïnal contractions now. i have repeatedly told you cats don't associate with worms. hit emaprince's cellphone - una fit each other. the love child of stüpidity & dementia would be fun to watch. who knows - your child might get into the guinness book of record as the only human being with 2 brain cells. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 2:38pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
carefreewannabe: Plagiarismyour mind is a terrible thing to waste. 90% of the slangs/punchlines people write on NL were crafted by my hands. the line that brought you here was stolen from me by your demigod! 3 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 2:34pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
carefreewannabe: Plagiarismwhat did you plagiarise this time? is it compulsory you bütt into what doesn't concern you? if you can't find a cöck to fück in north cyprus, get a chewing stick, please. Emaprince: You are an ediot!you are the biggest fool this forum has produced and that's a big achievement considering there are 1 million members here. lyricism left you behind. your best ideas when penning rhymes is pure wackness. your punchlines induce projectile vomitting. it's either you dropped outta school or you mistakenly wandered into an unknown territory. you should be pushing danfos with overheated engines on third mainland to clear traffic. this isn't your terrain, find something meaningful to do with your life & stop dïck-riding. Same old rants..cooger,you need a mental check up! You are sufferring from delusion of grandeur! Prince is a heavyweight and any of my battle with top tiers like mikuz,storm,loona,siddogg will hit the front page..so don't be decieving yaself thinking that front page battles needs you in it..like i told your oga......my swag alone is box office. yours is the equivalent of a dog's vomit. prince is a heavyweight? more like prince is a sweaty steak waiting to be sliced & diced by an apex predator like coogar! you are a sort of online life-sucking, soul-draining, leech-like virus, who i'm sure cannot possibly be a real, living, breathing organism beyond the computer screen, but rather a vicious invention developed to slowly infect and infuriate human beings from one rap forum to the other. the only comfort i take is that perhaps you can be succesfully quarantined on nairaland and you won't spread to the rest of the internet. however, i fear that you're probably already responsible for every single möronic youtube comment, forum troll, spam e-mail, fraudulent advert and all the bëstiality websites to have ever existed. 3 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 1:39pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
siddoggg: Next time?seems this guy aint ready.You verse is ready.Hit me up when u ready to diestill on the road.....today's friday. as soon as i get to my den, i would write for you. beating you blindfolded should be easy, let alone with my eyes wide open and 30cl of jack daniels in my system. tell mikuz to fix the brawl for 9pm. i should get to london by 7pm. i should be fine with 2 hrs to write - not knowing a lot about you makes it easier for me. less angles to worry about so let's make it 9pm. go & trim your lines, we don't want you dropping 90 bars when only 12 is needed. YoungDaNaval: Hahahaha MURDER DEM!!!it's going down tonight - i am kicking sidddogg out of the top 5 bracket. by tomorrow, FYH or limerick will take sidddogg's place in the top echelon. carefreewannabe: Plagiarismyou still came here to look for me? stop having clitöral erections for me, please. my type does not associate with your mgbeke breeds. zip up, please. 4 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 1:16pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
YoungDaNaval: Lol. Bros ah dey oh! Are you still going down with siddog?siddogg is dead the next time i grab my pen to write. i would do him haphazardly like a dentist fixing an appendix. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:32am On Aug 22, 2014 |
Nihilist: Khedira is available for less than 10 million sef.he's a sicknote & he looks like a terrorist. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 10:18am On Aug 22, 2014 |
Emaprince: you are all mouth and always looking for cheap excuses..you are a big fool - the biggest in the southern hemisphere. i get nothing if i battle & beat you to a pulp. off my name alone, you could be made a LG chairman in your village. i am not going to battle a rapper that cannot make more than 2 syllables when rhyming. currently, teddyishappy writes better than you. Cooger,accept and watch how you'll dump this moniker and permanently switch to rapdevills..Oh!..I didn't tell you that your die hard d1ck rider will desert you too..this poof continues to delude himself that he's good at writing.......emaprince, a aren't there danfos in your neighbourhood that need competent drivers? your fingers are useless with the pen, they need something more manual like cutting grasses with a machete or mixing flour in local bakeries. go fùck yourself, you homoeròtic gibbon! Emaprince: Maybe U3....though I can't wait to massacre cooger...oloshious fellow! i didn't even see this bit when i replied your first post. so you are looking for a cheap popularity - battle coogar & get your name on the front page? you don't deserve such a shot into limelight. you would remain underground for long like one of chilean miners. your written is weak, you are a witless apprentice. go & practise hard, watch how top tier lyricists write and learn. YoungDaNaval: Coogar!!!ma nigga! what up? you are becoming scarce these days, homeboy. i hope you haven't been terrorising the ladies in your area. 2 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 11:01pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
Emaprince: @mikuzyou are not top-tier. coogar doesn't eat small fries. practise your lines with newbies...grow some sharp claws & develop your wits then you can step to me. i am your intellectual god....your god of science & rhymes. 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 10:57pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
we are staying so the newbies can thrive & grow. keep repping your hood! |
| Family › Re: Intimate Incompatibility In Marriage by coogar: 10:55pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
damiso: It's not that bad you just have to be creative or very rich to be able to afford the kids living in an entirely different wing of the house with a nanny mcphee in chargeserious mood killer. the idea is to pile the baby up with as much food that would knock him out till the next morning. better still, crush 2mg of sleeping tablet in his babyfood. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:33pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
wow! that was a good read - the writer summed up nani in that article. only a lunatic would compare nani to talentless morons like valencia as far as efficiency, productivity & stealth are concerned. i wish him well in portugal! he's our best winger & i really don't know what LVG is playing at with this decision. if united is moving nani out then there should be a replacement with an equivalent talent or perhaps more..... |
we just have to get used to penken penken ***stop is he awake is he awake oh no" dread" bated breath thinking why does this boy have to wake up right at this minute 
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