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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:04pm On Aug 25, 2014
raumdeuter: That's paying 110k per week for a 2 left legged player like Young.

No wonder you are in this quagmire

The point is Manure is overpaying significantly for a collection of turds, You have like 25 first team players yet most fans still think they need to buy 3 more players to have any chance
you are an idíot....
count the number of departures in the last 3 seasons & compare with the number of players coming in......then maybe you would understand why we need to add bodies.

we haven't replaced rio, vidic, evra's replacement is also injured even before the season kicked off.

carrick is out injured, no replacement. nani's on loan(no replacement). we have not replaced giggs, scholes, hargreaves. so my friend, how won't we need 3 more players?

did you put your common sense in a 5-year fixed deposit?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:59pm On Aug 25, 2014
MrTA: We havent looked that strong in 18 months.
that's not true!
the united team that stood toe to toe with jose's madrid team in april 2013 was stronger than these ones. without nani's red card that night, we had madrid in our back pocket.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:57pm On Aug 25, 2014
chrisley024: You and this Anderson. Have you forgotten Cleverly? grin
if we had those 2 fit in our midfield, we would be on 6 points as we speak.

we have too many core players out injured. shaw, smalling, evans, rafael, anderson, carrick, etc.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:54pm On Aug 25, 2014
raumdeuter: You should learn to read before you jump on issues beyond your understanding

I didnt quote Rooney and RvP

WHile Young in that title winning season only made 19 appearances in the league
he was injured for most parts. since when has injury being a clause not to pay wages to a player? you are an idïot.

ashley young was signed in the summer of 2011......in his contract, he's to be paid £110k per week for 4 years. once that contract was signed, nothing can change his payment package for that period whether ashley scores 500 goals per season or he scores 50 own goals.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:47pm On Aug 25, 2014
wow!
another battle before us. this is hoping i will see vicious bars tonight. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:43pm On Aug 25, 2014
MrTA: Both sides look really strong. We dont look like we currently play in the same league as them. undecided
wait till we get rafael, shaw & anderson back. these 2 teams are well beneath us.
Rap Battles › Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by coogar: 8:16pm On Aug 25, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: you think i'm a fool?

When coogar challenged mik, mik dropped first! Cos coog was'nt sure he will! That's the case here!

This same thing happened when coogar tried to brawl bis, nd bis did'nt drop!


Recently vickybash!

It has been happening like that!

I told you that we should send it to khena you refused, why?

You claim you're doing a freestyle, yet you have the time to be chatting!

It's certain you don't have a verse yet! Just trynna play smart as usuall!
I'm done finetunning my bars

but You know what?

Forget it! angry

you're a b1tch!

I'm off!

Guykhena, pls i'm really sorry for the trouble i might hav cost you!

I'm off since he would'nt comply!

It's Bed time!
don't misappropriate the facts. mik challenged me & he dropped first. i challenged bis & i dropped first. sid challenged me & he dropped first.
Rap Battles › Re: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by coogar: 8:05pm On Aug 25, 2014
fuckyouhard: u called me out, bastard! did u see coogar vs sid brawl. the challenger drops first, and if i don't drop after u, u win. accept that, ediot!
i think mikuz & airmark have to sticky the rules. the challenger always drops first - that shouldn't be debatable. whoever wants the battle or does the callout must drop first.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:08pm On Aug 25, 2014
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:59pm On Aug 25, 2014
Iceskidd: no, 2 decades actually. It seems u're scared to battle max. Ok tommorow by 6pm we drop Guykhena create d thread but dnt blame me for bringing a below par verse
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:54pm On Aug 25, 2014
fuckyouhard: am battlin both of u tomorrow, don't duck now, prickhead! get ur bars ready. we can all drop at the same time, on different threads. i just wanna prove both of u are not in my level in penmanship. don't get the cold feet now.. i'll send hindi curses to u if u decline

be ready..

tomorrow! guykhena, mikuz or lagunna should pop the threads. am killin two rats tomorrow!
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:50pm On Aug 25, 2014
raumdeuter: Surely squad members too win titles.
rooney, RVP, cleverley, carrick, young, etc weren't squad members when united won the league title in 12/13. they took part in most of the games.

then again, you forget this is a contract. even if they aren't performing, they signed years ago to be on £XYZ for 4-5 years. do you think that will suddenly change cos they aren't performing?

dayo, you forgot your common sense again?
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:41pm On Aug 25, 2014
where's lagunna to hype this bout?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 5:34pm On Aug 25, 2014
raumdeuter: Jesus fuccking Christ!!!!

This is 1m POUNDS per week on players who deserve less than half of what they are earning or who wont contribute nada to Manures season in any way
apart from the signings in the last 12 months, everyone on that list has won at least a league title. so explain how they deserve half of what they are earning.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 5:06pm On Aug 25, 2014
Emaprince: I don't have an FB account...

This cooger na real distraction shha...I'll be back guys!..busy now
oloshious fellow!
back to your security post to open the gate for civil servants in your building. i hope you get sacked at the end of the month. you are stealing government's time to mask as a textcee on NL.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 5:03pm On Aug 25, 2014
Emaprince: empty yarnings...I'm sure you look exactly like the pic in ur profile...youuuu aint even proudd of ya self..no wonder ya fiance dumped you sharperly mr vampire
if you see my pictures, your momma would drop her panties. you think i am poverty stricken like you. that monkey in my profile is the identical twin of the one that fathered you.

his name is ema aka "the king" - reasons why you are called emaprince. emaprince, meet your father(on my profile) in HD. grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2014
Emaprince: peep in my profile and see a hunky that could snatch away ya fiance at first sight...b1tch let's see you and how short you are pluus your monkey looks grin
you call that rubbish in your profile a hunky? you look like the product of an arabian camel and a silverback gorilla.

any father that allows his daughter to date a man like you needs a brain check. i mean - see what you look like.....you look like the inflated blimp of 9ice.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 4:45pm On Aug 25, 2014
YoungDaNaval: Jesus! How come you Know Where Am From? You Be Witch? See bruh, joke aside, the way your hating on coogar for no reason aint matured at all. Thats xo childish of you!
it's innate...emaprince is an insecure little bïtch. look at his profile - "NL's 3rd best spitter" cheesy grin grin

who made the fool the 3rd best? i know 12 textcees here that are better than emaprince. he is wack! emaprince is a spitter? maybe because he's been perpetually pregnant now for 2 years. cheesy
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 4:37pm On Aug 25, 2014
Emaprince: just cos you are igbo and ur surname name sounds like you are from aguata LGA, I'll advice you to get a life and leave cooger's d1ckk alone...why do you have to make your life revolve around his d1ck?..by the time he won't see anything to bite...your ear might be his next targetgrin grin
says ibime's slave nigga!
if ibime cüms in a cup, you are drinking it whether you have brushed your teeth or not. you are a shameless goat!

no one respects you, nobody considers you worthy enough to battle you. even U3 considers you a used sanitary towel. you should learn a new trade - the pen game is not for mentally-indigent fools like you.


YoungDaNaval: Lmao! Has Kim Sent Ma Questions To You?
i haven't heard from kim.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 4:29pm On Aug 25, 2014
YoungDaNaval: @Coogar, I Advice You Ignore That Emashit, he's just a hater! A BIG TIME HATER I MEAN!
he became a big time hater cos no one addressed his stupidity till he's developed wings. biko, allow me to treat his foolishness.

emaprince's DNA doesn't match the man he calls his dad. he's a bastärd - belched out the cünt of a village wïtch. he's so bitter that i came here 8 months ago & i have eclipsed everything he's achieved here.

Emaprince: nigga quit sweating and mute the random rants..you got nothing to say...I'm dropping truuthful sturfs and I can expose you more...remember what bis and mikuz did to you when you hijacked punchlines to battle em...
hijacked what to battle who? i don't need such rubbish in my life. the only truthful stuff you are dropping is how you failed paternity test. is that why you have been crying over a battle that is now 2 days gone?


On which killing spree?..you took advantage of mikuz fatigue and battle siddogg's poorest verse hence,your beating your chest...smh..cross my path and I will rearrange your canines mr vampire grin grin
excuses excuses excuses!
everytime coogar battles, his opponents must be weak. you sound like a menstruating female. in biblical days, you would have been the man with the issue of blood.

i am your father in this lyricism game.
no bragging - i need you to bring out one verse in the history of NL or FB that can match what i wrote 48 hours ago. don't even bother yourself, you won't find it. go & look for your father & stop leeching on another man.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 4:17pm On Aug 25, 2014
Emaprince: The prince is a nightmare..boastful b1tches from NL to FB are scared to get humiliated..lol.
the nightmare no netcee respects - you are a disgrace home & abroad. even your parents have given up on you - i saw your papa questioning your paternity the other day.......we are hearing rumours that your mom's tailor 37 years ago is your real papa.

Opener from a 17yr old prodigy
Opener from a 32yr old vampire
mr vampire how is your jobless life going?
grin grin grin
coogar is on a killing spree - sonning niggaz that are well above your station. you are in the same level you were 10 years ago.

you are like a woman that has been carrying her pregnancy for 2 years - everyone expects a miracle to happen but no one knows when. grin grin grin
Family › Re: Enough Of Showcasing manlinesses by coogar: 2:53pm On Aug 25, 2014
bennyrazz: yea. I think its true. it as to do with upbringing cheesy
babe is obsessed with the dïck!

dorosola: @ coogar
1. if the government is not doing it we should do it.
2. I have no business with any man's Willy and just concern about the sanity of our environment and the wrong things. we are all shouting about global warming, global warming do you know how toxic a man pee is to the environment?
yes now - men's pee are toxic but women's pee are nutritious to the soil. grin
Family › Re: Enough Of Showcasing manlinesses by coogar: 2:42pm On Aug 25, 2014
dorosola: just like cococandy said.... I know one rich married man leaving around lekki. when ever he is coming from his place of work, you will always see him park his car, come out and urinate between the gate and the fence.
i think you are obsessed with men's willys.
Family › Re: Enough Of Showcasing manlinesses by coogar: 2:40pm On Aug 25, 2014
dorosola: LMAO like seriously, u are talking about my up bringing? hahahah..... tell me where in the post I said I pause and look? for your information my profession or my area of discipline has shaped my brain to observe and make fast calculation within seconds.
so you were walking on the road, you saw a man easing himself, shielding himself from the prying eyes by facing a gutter.....and yet you still managed to see the length, colour & size of his willy? grin

am not surprise if you are one of the guilty ones....lolzzzz
in a society like nigeria where there are no public toilets, these people aren't guilty. what should people do when they are pressed & cannot find anywhere to ease themselves? pee on themselves or what?

blame the government!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 2:33pm On Aug 25, 2014
UlqU3: Mikuz, any good people to battle?
Lagunna: Emaprince
LooNat11kk
Ksslib
Top dogs..... choose one...
mikuz: Ema Prince is ready to take up the gauntlet
24 lines, deadline is Monday - 9pm!
Please start writing . . .
UlqU3: If emaprince is the best available, I'll wait. Lemme know when coogar or maybe bis feel like sparring.
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Family › Re: Enough Of Showcasing manlinesses by coogar: 2:19pm On Aug 25, 2014
bennyrazz: i wonder o. if i see a woman going down in any corner, i take off my eyes immediately, if i see a woman not sitting properly, i take off my eyes not to embarrass my self or the woman. That's the way to go. What is mind boggling is that the op went further to describe the colors, sizes, shapes of joysticks she as been seeing which shows she is what you label her and i think fornication/adultery/lust is in her eyes.
it has to do with her upbringing.
i cannot count the number of times i have seen women squatting & facing a gutter, i quickly take my face away before i catch conjuctivitis.

it's basic common sense.....what else could she be doing facing the gutter in a squatting position if not easing herself? why would any sane person pause to stare? i would be completely embarrassed to be spotted that i'm staring at a woman easing herself.
Family › Re: Enough Of Showcasing manlinesses by coogar: 1:45pm On Aug 25, 2014
bennyrazz: why were u looking at the man's joystickhuh wetin ur eyes find go therehuh
the op's a pervert....
the moment one sees a man facing a gutter, common sense should dictate the man was urinating. why would anyone even pause to see anything else?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:36pm On Aug 25, 2014
ElFenomeno1: grin grin grin
you are scared he's going to do this to koscielny.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 1:24pm On Aug 25, 2014
ElFenomeno1: I still can't get my head round the staggering sum you guys are shelling out for Di Sarah

No amount of explanations can justify it.... You can't tell me nothing! cheesy
jealousy is a female trait!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:25am On Aug 25, 2014
elampiro: Lol.

Ayila is a bush girl. Her dad probably told her to try to score. It's not all of them that have no brain. Ayila and Sunday. Dike has brain too, only speed let her down.

One midfielder had a bad game yesterday, I can't remember her name. She was one of our problems last night, although she did well in the semi.
ayila deserves a prison sentence.
what she did yesterday was worse than sani kaita. she didn't have to touch that ball, she should have just guarded the ball into the net making sure no german player gets to it.

but - i must score by force mentality got to her.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:19am On Aug 25, 2014
SailorXY: that was why I was asking if that Ayila girl was for us or against us, she was a very big disgrace IMO
i must score by force......
i won't be surprised a pot-bellied politician in abuja had promised any player who scored in the final 12 plots of land in garki.

instead of these useless politicians to promise the whole team gifts, they often focus on only the goalscorers and that can hinder the team spirit with everyone trying to score.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 11:10am On Aug 25, 2014
elampiro: Exactly what I am saying. Oshoala redeemed whatever mistakes she had made before. She did well to get what should be the winner.

Remember too Ayila went into her way when she was to tap-in. That was a ball from the byeline.
that was the most laughable part & thanks for bringing this out. if this doesn't tell you there was a competition between the two to see who would score, nothing else would.

2 rêtarded nanny-goats chasing individual glory. a good cross from the byeline, oshoala was well placed to shoot into the net. ayila came from nowhere nudge her in the back & disrupt her shot. grin

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