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Dadehmola: You are most welcome, bro. As you can see, sauron's persistent f00lishness ( since 2006) doesn't end in the rap section. We are also made to face it here.

AirborneLacer: You just have to admit it, Coogar makes this thread tick.

No one else on here can exert such influence.

Hundreds of men lynching on him - Phuck! Is he that good?

During the match with Swansea, the XI on the pitch – which included debutant youngsters Jesse Lingard and Tyler Blackett – seemed lost at times, certainly when they were chasing the game.

Chris Smalling didn’t know whether he was coming or going when United reverted to a back four. He was a little better as part of the defensive trio before that, but only because he knew he was doing neither.

Going forward there was a lack of drive, a collective fear and abdication of responsibility that a senior professional would not have tolerated. The team was crying out for a focus, a rallying point, one man standing tall to radiate confidence and determination to his team-mates, willing them to turn things round and showing them the manner in which to do it. And all that is simply never going to come from Rooney.

Don't get me wrong: there was some solid reasoning behind Van Gaal’s decision. Perhaps he felt Rooney’s ennui emanated from a personal fall-out with the previous two coaches; that to give him full trust would bring out the best from English football’s biggest star. Maybe he sensed a growing maturity in Rooney, and that – given responsibility – he could restart the trajectory of development that appears to have plateaued.

The trouble is, that sort of reasoning is a sink-or-swim gamble, relying on Rooney to dig deep into his personal reserves and prove himself one of the best in the world.
And he has shown time and again throughout his career that when asked to sink or swim, he sinks.

When Robin van Persie came to Old Trafford it wasn't just to score goals - it was also supposed to show Rooney an example of dedication and professionalism that would make him up his game, and get the most out of himself in what should be the best years of his career. What actually happened is that he sulked, and tried to leave.

It's not only United who have fallen foul of his lack of mental strength: England, too, have failed to benefit, with the striker's woeful strike rate in tournament football the major reason for the national side's underperformance in the last decade. If you build your team around a player who consistently underperforms, what else can you expect?

Rooney should have stepped up a level years ago, but instead he's still mistaking passion and commitment for shouting and grimacing. Nobody doubts that the world's best senior players, - Bastian Schweinsteiger to Vincent Kompany to Andrea Pirlo - have passion to burn, but they shows it through their focus, attitude and dedication, setting an example for their team-mates - not by snarling like an angry drunk at kicking-out time. And leadership, not shouting and snarling, is what United need.

Dadehmola:

With all the mouth wey you don dey make, see as guys just dey practice mortal kombat combo styles untop your head.
And what do you do in return? You post weak and lame punchlines like this....

Clement, you sef read am nau...
You fall hand oo!

montelik: https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/reda-maher/lack-leadership-personnel-problematic-manchester-united-201157547.html
Damn, this guys must be Coogar's twin.

Dadehmola: Sorry nau.

Oya come make I back you...

Dadehmola: Clement Oya sorry

Dadehmola: Heeeeeeeeeee!!
E don pain am as usual

chic2pimp: Looooooooool ..... Most people on this thread already had a winner in the mind long before the trade off even started.

Dadehmola: And you sabi say this dude never recover from afrodoc's jaw-breaking hooks and jabs.

Gustavo, stop this child abuse abeg!

tess1: Latest on Marcos Rojo

Nani to be a makeweight in the deal.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2727359/Manchester-United-willing-offer-Nani-Sporting-exchange-Marcos-Rojo.html

Ibime: Whether you like it or not, those 3 players I listed are more important to Chelsea than Hazard. I would rather Hazard miss the whole season than for Matic and Costa to miss even 2 months.

Nihilist: I'm sure you're still multitasking at the bar, watching berbatov and nursing a cold pint.

Ashanaposki

I no get Nairaland Stamina to keep up a lengthy back and forth...

I am out!

PietroRico: lol. Oga face nihilist
What's the worst u can do?
Throw e-jabs that'll be roundly ignored
E dey pass that one?
I repeat facce ur basher

PietroRico: Coogar seems to be struggling in this new phase of short straight to the point jabs

Nihilist: What kind of dirty woman has stains in her underwear?

She must have a very thick and smelly bush...so I'm not to surprised that you are to be found there...afterall your job requires you to live in the bush....

Can you imagine the dirty midgetfucker bragging about nacking dirty girls?
Your lack of hygiene on the outside closely mirrors the dirtiness of your brain...

You must be suffering from aboki syndrome...having spent so much time with farm animals, you think it's a thing of pride to be dirty...

Nihilist: High class women?
Negro please.

The only high class women that throw themselves at you must be one legged,one eyed old hags high on cannabis...and starboard

afrodoc: Lol i no get your time today. I turned you into a living cadaver on Friday.
People entering this thread were meeting your body parts all over the entrance like you suffered a Boko Haram bomb blast.

LOL. Are you not Mr "i feed dogs their food at night,but i am a vet doctor". Are you not mr "i perform C/S on goats in labour"?
The same one that failed UME so many times he was banned by JAMB and had to be parceled off to work in an animal farm in rural Wales?

Where i laughed so hard was when you said you were studying hard in "medical school" to become a vet doctor?
arindin master when did learning how to express milk from cows become medical school?
face nihilist, i no get your time today

Nihilist: I actually have work to go to in the morning....

I have to earn money I spend on my Chics...unlike you who gets to play with baby chickens for free..

afrodoc:
OROMPOTO!
Chei....a sad,dead,broke and boring ashana?
Hmmmmmm, where is that "i just dey observe" pic when one needs one?

But wait o, Tapout and Nihilist can't be both right. Its either Coogar is a vet doctor or he is unemployed, he can't be both

Nihilist: Are you still at that bar clement?

Customer never show?

Nihilist: I can honestly see why people call you sad and jobless.

Lets do some investigatory work...Bediako style

A)You have posted 3 times within the last 30 minutes...at 8:04, 8:22, and 8:31

If you are at a bar like you claim...then the people you are with must be so dead and boring, that you actually prefer to post multiple paragraphs on Nairaland within such a short time window. Birds of a feather often flock together...this tells me that you are most likely DEAD and BORING...

B)2 of your posts have pictures embedded in the actual body of your text...This requires some trawling and research...I'm most certain that you cannot be in company and be so unsociable...so if you are truly at a bar, you must be at the bar alone...that is sad.
You are now SAD,DEAD and BORING

C)If you are truly drinking alone at a bar on a SUNDAY NIGHT, it suggests that you can afford to be drunk tonight, as you have no job to go to in the morning. No Job, No Pay.
You must be SAD, DEAD, BROKE and BORING

D)Unless, maybe you do have a job...sat alone late at night at a bar....waiting for a punter to approach...standard ashana behaviour. Coupled with a moniker that evokes a middle aged female sexual predator...our final conclusion is that...
Miss Coogar is a SAD, DEAD, BROKE and BORING ASHANA...

Nihilist for IG of Police 2025

Nihilist: Bwahahahahaha

This is hilarious....

I'm not sure what is more disturbing...the fact that you take pride in getting a clearly deranged nyabinghi to post his pics on here....or the fact that you spent a good part of 30 minutes composing your little essay full of homoerotic terms and references...9 to be exact...

I can't think of anything more ridiculous than little miss coogar lying in his bedroom, looking at the poster of justin bieber on his bedroom wall for inspiration for a worthy comeback

I bet you thought your post up there would make you look like a bad man...instead you ended up penning homoerotic lyrics even idris abdulkareem would be ashamed of

Miss coogar, you need to go to bed...I see that the brushing you got last week is still giving you mental problems today.

But we all know you wont go to bed as advised....I'm sure that your army of unknown and unseen monikers are already rising up from the dead to begin liking your posts...

Nihilist: The only thing I have in common with Elampiro is an appreciation for Rooney's football talents.

Hence I was extremely excited last season when it looked liked Rooney would be joining Chelsea.

Asides that, I've never agreed with anything Elampiro has ever said. And why should I?
This is in stark contrast to your relationship with starboard.

Your phallus is jammed so far down his throat that you pee through his anus.
Starboard has ridden you so many times, you have had to install a sofa in your trousers.

I didn't even have to mention names and everyone already knew who Mr Me Too is/was
So it's no surprise that you've launched such a vehement defence of your partner in deviancy.
Ja rule and his downassbitch

raumdeuter: So whats the argument?
Man Utd spends less or Man Utd sells more

Then whats the point of mentioning Madrid if its about Net spend since they have been managing their net spend well.

Last season Madrid spent 150m on Bale Isco, Illaramendi etc, they gained 120m from Ozil, Higuain, Albiol etc
Making it a net spend of 30m.

So whats outrageous about a NET SPEND of 30m for the biggest football club in the world that you are pointing to?

raumdeuter: http://www.transfermarkt.com/manchester-united/transfers/verein/985?saison_id=2009&pos=&detailpos=


The argument was that Man Utd should "SPEND" as much as Bayern and it has been revealed that Man Utd actually "SPENDS" more than Bayern which means you lost this round

You can start another argument that Man Utd should "SELL" less.

debosky: What about Mata at £37m? Isn't he marquee enough?

When you add 29+37+27, aren't you hitting the £100m?

raumdeuter: Herrera - €36
Mata - €44m
Fellaini - €32m
Shaw - €37
Van Persie - €30
De gea- €20
Jones - €20

I am looking at your gross spend and I see that man Utd is failing since every season you spend more than Bayern yet fail 4/5 seasons to surpass Bayern in the CL, You can add this season to it to make 5 out of 6 seasons Bayern has surpassed you in CL finishing place

coded01: Wicked...

Nihilist: In the absence of violence, I dey go crash jare.

raumdeuter: When has Bayern spent 30m on an 18yr old Left Back like Shaw?

Why not list the total amount you have spent and the total amount Bayern has in ANY season and lets compare

raumdeuter: I can wager that everyone of the past 5 seasons you have spent more on purchases than Bayern.

Abi no be money you spend on Mata, RvP, Faillaini Shaw, Herrera, De Gea, Young etc?

Maybe your signings have been wacked which would be another argument but saying you dont spend as much as Bayern is false

That didnt stop Bayern from doing better than
you 4 of the past 5 seasons in the CL

afrodoc: I would score Elampiro 3/10 and you 4/10 in this issue. It detracts from the more serious problems in the team, not like NL has any say in how the club is run though.
However if the board and management view the problem like either of you then all United fans are in trouble. Rooney is not the main cause of all United's troubles neither is he the panacea

afrodoc: On their Rooney debate i have always said they are both wrong. Rooney is not as good as Elampiro thinks and he is not as bad as Coogar makes him out to be. It is not a lie that Rooney's first touch is poor for a player of his status and his short passing is at times horrible. The final nail in Rooney's coffin is the fact that Rooney peaked at 20yrs of age.

codedguy1: Yes we need experience in the defence and Midfield and am optimistic LvG will address it.
I just want to say that when quality is surrounded by quality it only leads to success. When the bulk of the team is quality it will improve the likes of young new players being blooded in. When one has too many average players that pretend to be quality because they manage to play for united its a disaster, young players will struggle and and quality will drop. I wonder why Madrid and Barca always try to break the bank just to make sure the quality in their team is 80%.it only helps the supposedly young potential players they bring in. Bayerns buys everything that's is exceptional in their league just to make sure they stay top.