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pickabeau1: I don't need to watch nollywood to know of African traditional religion

Did you not read alawiye

OK...I'm off..have to finish 24

Coogar.have u seen season 9

i have completed it months ago na.....it was way too short but it's good! bauer is in trouble though!

SAMBARRY: nolly what?
To start with I have no attraction whatsoever with nollywood or its affiliations

i could have sworn tonto dikeh is your role model.

secondly I am sambarry as in somebody to be reckoned with. A woman of substance in which if I reach somewhere every body must give me a standing ovation

sambarry is a woman?

do you want to know more about that very important SAMBARRY

yes, i want to know.

so none of you UK-based fantasists is playing the ultimate premier league?

nateevs, ibime, nihilist, etc - shame on you!

raumdeuter: Of course he is gold

45 league goals in his 4yrs there. No wonder Chelsea is buying more and more strikers and not factoring Torres into his plans

barcelona have bought neymar & suarez, does that mean they don't factor messi in their plans? if torres is as useless as you make it, why are chelsea reluctant to sell him?

ancelotti didn't sell him, AVB didn't sell him, di matteo didn't sell him, jose mourinho is not selling. dayo, are you saying you know much more than these 4 top class managers?

pickabeau1:
Some men allow their women to remarry in case they die first n the woman is still nubile.

I will be more concerned about kids though...God forbid

some men?
it's easier said than done. remember, ghosts see everything. the biggest torture known to any man is watching another man hump the wife he left behind.

if the ghost was a police officer or a military man before he died then the new husband should start praying. he's going to get shot or have his black arsë thrashed with koboko one day soon.

raumdeuter: Another manager Torres has failed now. Nateevs has even admitted Torres is a flop. This is a concluded argument

a year after that video was made, torres won another golden boot in confed cup & scored 23 goals for chelsea

dayo, admit it....torres is gold!

pickabeau1: LMAO...

Traditionally..the female ghost has no issues as long as d new woman does not maltreat the kids left behind

that's what i thought too....
female ghosts are only concerned about the kids they left behind. male ghosts are only concerned about the böobs & the bütt they left behind.

if any man encroaches a ghost's property, he must be ready to face the consequences. i am too young to die. i don't want to sleep & have ghosts chasing me in my dreams.

nitlad:

Omo ake. . .


You nor get your balance right jo. You dress like gangsta, come dey speak like otondo.


You lied! Dayo would never admit he is wrong. No one ever admits they are wrong in this bloody section. Reason for the endless arguments.


LOL @ DaftBoard is perpetually drunk.

i was just testing my skills then.....that was way back in the summer of 2012 when the torres debate was rife. i didn't want to bore the audience out by going round in circles.

dayo didn't admit - he ran out of time. he needed to go & do the dishes before his wife returns. that is my way of saying he's a sissy.

only nateevs got compliments. i made sure i destroyed bluediva, ibime & the others on your thread. you should see the one i did for sagamite.

it was huge!

SAMBARRY: too much nollywood dey worry you. Stop watching home videos of stoopeed ghost in cele gown and dusting powder all over his body chasing the Widows new husband with cane. Watch movies that will upgrade your intellect not movies written and produced by daft, superstitious illiterates

sambarry, ain't you a nollywood movie producer yourself? are you tacitly sending a message that you are daft & superstitious.

why would any sane person even name himself sambarry. do you have a gaping space between your front teeth?

Godmystrength: What of parents who are not educated?

then their kids will forever be preys to child molesters in boarding schools.

dayokanu: i have to go & do the dishes before my wife returns from work

coogar: goodness gracious! run along before you infect me with your douchebaggery!

dayokanu, do you want more?

hahahaha

dayokanu & coogar discuss torres!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyB1XE8scs

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mel11uk4gz1rzxngeo1_r1_500.gif

as the coog combs the forest looking for another prey to tear apart....

dear lord, give the coog one more rodent to tear apart.

my guns are ready......

tpia1: Nigerians and superstition, yes that's a possibility.

if there's a 1% possibility then i would rather not take that chance.

However, why is a widow's husband looking down on someone humping his wife but a widower's wife wouldn't be considered as doing the same when her husband is humping somebody?

Just curious.

what's a female ghost capable of doing? even when she was alive, watching her husband hump another woman was accepted as a society norm. it's not the same when the roles are reversed.

all4naija: An excuse of a liar! Loser!

all4naija, what are you still posting for? i walked all over you, pissed on your dome & i have proven your entire formal education years have been a waste.

you are a boil on the arsë of humanity!

maclatunji: Which men will marry them in our mostly hypocritical society?

the fear that her dead husband's ghost might appear would give me some concern. he's surely gonna be upset & he can't be happy wherever he is watching another man hump his loving wife.

ghosts can be very jealous.

Godmystrength: To what level??

till he/she is 15.
by 15, she should be ripe enough to write her o'level or a'level exams. by 16, she's already an adult & she would know the right choices to make.

maclatunji: Things are happening in this world of ours. Parents need to guard their children these days from all sorts of evil!

this is no news.....
if they don't get lured into it by their bigger aunties, they would get lured in school. females in all-girls boarding schools are easy pickings for these sex deviants....

the best thing these days is to home-school the kids.

Nihilist: I'm already out for lunch.
No time

see you rodents later then.....
make i go grab lunch.

we meet again at 6pm.

nihilist, it's break time & one of my cows needs to be milked. permission to fall out?

nitrogen:

let fagdemola catch you, you hear? he would stick ebola-infected hands of his in your anüs.

Dadehmola: Sorry na. Oya take biscuit!

fine!
nice to see you have surrendered.

Dadehmola: For putting you in this state, I think afrodoc deserves a ban.

Cooger, Oya sorry. * rubs clement's head and wipes his tears*

nah - for doing all y'all illegitimate children like this, i deserve a medal. this is like coogar versus rest of the world & you are not man enough to take one for your faggöt crew.

fagdemola, don't be a coward.
fight for your life. fight for the dignity of your father's name. don't make me walk away free after pissing on your existence.

Nihilist: Sharrap!!!!!
Afrodoc sent you to the morgue in a bodybag...that is pretty clear...

that's in your head.....
afrodork would never recover from the mortal blows he got. this is coogar - i fear no one. if you people get cloned together, it's child's play to me.

And let's not even pretend that we didn't see some unknown monikers hanging about around the same time the likes were piling up for your lameass lines.

another reckless accusation.
unknown monikers? which ones? so i liked my posts 17 times? with which moniker?

You need to stick to the ring though...dont shoot the hypeman. I know you need to spar for the rematch...but you haven't impressed me enough to tempt me into the ring.

the last time you tried, you died.
the shame was so much you have changed your username 3 times in 12 months. hop to ring and get destroyed - i won't even pretend i know you as gustavo. i would diligently detach your bones like a chiropractor!

Just keep shadowboxing in the ring. The champ(afrodoc) is on his way...

which champ? whose champ?
i don't do champs - he can be the champ, i am his god.

Dadehmola: Oga , Spare us the Lamentations chapter 5 verse 6 sermon Abeg
Why you wan carry ya vexation untop ma head na?

fagdemola, how many litres of afrodork's semën do you swallow per day? at this rate, you would be the first man to get pregnant.

jeez, relax on the cüm slurping.

bloody coward!

RuuDie: Don't even bother... coogar can't try. He doesn't have a dossier on me; won't even find one in a million years!

you are the only poster i fear on this forum. i can rave & rant at anyone including seun, but i cannot try that with you, sir!

Dadehmola: Abeg no vent your frustration untop my head.
Naso the insults pain you reach?

if it's painful, i should be out & tired.
i am still going strong, firing banana clips at you and your existence. you think i didn't know you were behind the ghost moniker?

hahahahahaha - you failed, so did the condom that should have prevented your conception. grow some balls, face your opponent with your username.

be like me......

If truly you didn't create those monikers so as to get cheap "likes", you wouldn't have reacted this way.

it seems you guys dunno i really do enjoy destroying y'all with verbal weaponry. there's nothing to be pained about, you fool!

look through my posts....i have been accused of virtually everything before you found yourself on NL. why would you think your reckless accusation would pull a hair off my skin.

read my lips - i get into arguments intentionally to sharpen my wits. if you dunno that before, know it now. there's nothing anyone says here that bothers me. no one knows a single thing about me here.

after i am done, i close my laptop & forget about y'all.

elampiro: I hear you. That aspect of the argument is still in nairaland server.

don't distract me, please.
if you are not in the ring fighting me, stop quoting me or mentioning my name. that instruction is simple enough.

RuuDie: Dude. You are wasting your talent wherever it is you are at... Nollywood is here and you write a good script!

i was discriminated against -
they said a palm-wine tapper from ituku doesn't have the talent to write movie scripts.

Nihilist: Yo Aboki...nobody ordered suya on this thread....
Come correct or hop on your cow and ride back to Kano.
Absolutely no dickriding of any kind allowed on these pages....

when all you have done is ramming afrodork's còck down your throat since 7am. it's kinda hypocritical to say another poster is díckriding.

you bagged a doctorate degree in dïck riding.

Dadehmola: I gave up when I saw new monikers left right and centre.

The dude is obviously Pained and desperate!

you are a big fool!
you think i would reduce myself to your level of esteem lacking & start flipping my username to log in with ghosts? so you quickly transformed back when i exposed you as the fake tarpout?

one thing tapout never did was to curse parents. he kept it person to person. in your desperate bid to mimic him, you goofed by mentioning mother & father. besides that, a mod even told me you were behind the moniker.

don't get banned - go back to it & come straight at me again. i have more lines for you. anuofia!

papiforreal: coogar na mad man i swear... Haha. Take am easy abehg, it aint rap battle na section

mad man ke?

jaybee3: Pure comedy

abeg when are we getting back to footie?

11.59 tonight....

this is just verbal jousting to prepare us for the premier league tomorrow. nuccas sharpening their wits & claws for what is to come.

biko, nothing is to be taken seriously. elampiwhorê is my brother & afrodork is my shoemaker. we would meet layer tonight in ituku ozalla & toast with my palmwine.

don't ban us o.

elampiro: Bros, I never said I used to work for Amodu. I said I know him very very well. And that's is a fact. Something brought us close to each other for certain period (for about a period of 2 year).

nah, you told us you worked for him.
he taught you tactical football & whatever it was we were discussing - i can't remember now.

then again, there was a rumour in gboko then that amodu shuaib loved touching the gênitals of little boys. i need you to jog your memory & check if you weren't sêxually abused by him.

nitrogen: No sir, make I dey run my commentary dey go, am okay with what I am doing at the moment.

keep doing your job then.....
it's not just possible anywhere on the planet where i can be outmatched or outpunched. this ability is innate - check my history.

this is just a revolt under my dictatorship.
calm down, all known rebels would be put down like dogs in a minute. this is coogar, i made a pact with nihilist to keep throwing these rodents at me by gassing them up.

it's a set-up.

elampiro: Soo you were already born in 1977. This is another revelation. I also thought a faster network should make one spend less time online.

if that's what your comprehension skills tell you, so be it. no, faster network makes one spend more time online. everything i do here is online. banking, studying, watching movies, etc.

You amaze me, so you think people refrain from coming to nairaland because of MBs, NEPA, etc. Nairaland is the cheapest site to visit. It doesn't take anything from me. If you are using mobile phone, it's very cheaper. If you had a blackberry phone it's far cheaper, you are going to browse internet free for 5 weeks with N1K subscription. If it's lap top, nairaland won't consume 500mb out of the 4GB to 6GB you are going to use in a month

you can't afford those quoted figures...
you don't even get to see gifs & YouTube videos posted on nairaland, stop quoting figures, i am not interested.

Again, how many people rely on NEPA even when the supply is far better now? In my area, we could have light for two to three days straight. May be cumulative of 6 days a week. I guess you left Naija in 1977 and you have never returned.

why are you getting agitated?
if what i said about you is untrue, why are you letting it get to you? who cares how regular power supply in your area is?

nitrogen: But no one pushedn you to type that (the figure) na, infact you did gave that accurate figure when the war/battle was HOT.

Maybe I am looking at this from another angle sha!

God dey!

so who pushed elampiwhòre to tell us he used to work for amodu? who pushed nihilist to tell us he works for an IT company?

hop into the ring, don't distract me.
they said my nemesis is here, and i am hungry for blood. my salary is my salary, it's none of your fücking business.

Nihilist: Coogar are you suggesting that Dahdemola and Tarpout are one and the same?

That cant be right....Tapout is clearly Igbo

tapout died in our last brawl.
he deleted himself from NL after i told the story of his life

fagdemola made this new username - check the spelling to throw shots. you see why i call these pepos cowards now? coogar is coogar anytime anyday.

it's cool tho---the more the merrier.
there are 40,000 lines here ready to be unleashed before the season starts. it's just to copy & paste so keep gassing them up!

Tarpout: For telling such a lie, it shall not be well with you for the rest of your miserable life, you pathetic son of a hagard, prostituting village witch!!

If you are earning one-tenth of that amount, your 85 year old palm-wine tapper father wont still be bed ridden with chicken pox, with your 12 siblings begging on the streets of Enugu.

Back then in 1992, You told us you were moving abroad to seek greener pastures. What's "greener" in chasing rodents and lizards up and down the streets of obodo oyinbo, claiming to be a vet doctor?

How I wish your wayward mother listened to her parents back then. Prolly she wouldn't have birthed you in the 1st place!

Clement - you are doomed!!

FAGDEMOLA resurrects....

you are a true son of your father -
a child conceived from a brutâl assräpe of vigilante members would never amount to anything. your father was a serial räpist in the village. women treat his penïs like a rapê-whistle, they always blow it when they fear for their lives.

there's nothing dignifying to say about your mother - her vaginä oozed out the first case of ebola ever recorded. your mother earns salary for producing pubic lice for museums in western countries. 1,000 lice earns her N10.

if your entire family tree can afford the life i live, you wouldn't be online taking one for the team. i am too nice for these lines, too smooth for these verbal haymakers. we would have to exhume the corpses of your ancestors killed by meningitis to stand a chance.

my name is coogar & i confess i sired your last sibling born a year ago. the intention was to rapê your mother brutally but the cheap whorë consented. if you are wondering why there's been fights in your household, it's because of the bastârd i planted there. it's sad your stupïd father doesn't even know he's been spending the majority chunk of his pension on a baśtard child!

now, go call your mother to serve me my daily dose of fellatïo, you illegitimate sonofawhorê

Nihilist: Any challengers?

Any takers?

In the mean time, let's keep the challenger warmed up as he waits in the ring...

Coogar...with your black face like baba dudu, with your scatter scatter teeth like james bond bullet.

You mess...e no do puuun, e no do paaaaan...e say go on soun...

i have never lost a brawl.....
when intelligent heads were here, afrodork & elampiwhòre wouldn't have been able to fit in & post. this is child's play, my friend.

whoever wants it, gets it. i don't care whose of is gored. if you have anyone willing to take one for the team, push him out. there are other sections i have to grace today & do justice to my adversaries.