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Nihilist: Shots fired! Shots fired!!!

Three possible targets from that one line.

Coogar, A40 or Airbornelacer....

Pietro are you the next contestant to enter the ring of doom?



Relax, afrodoc won the first bout by unanimous decision. You swung repeatedly but failed to land convincing blows. You were knocked out and carried away to hospital. in a danfo

If you want a rematch, you have to earn it. Take on another challenger here and show the champ what you're made of.

The champ is currently resting on the shore in the bahamas. You need to do something spectacular to draw him from his holiday

afrodork's enstranged wife just called me now that her prayers have been answered. afrodork died this morning & she gets to keep his properties.

who would box with God? no one!
this isn't even a bout, it's more like a räpe session. for the umpteenth time, bring any of these illegitimate children before me & watch me slice & dice them to death.


if there's any skeleton in my cupboard, it's because that's where i hide the corpses of the fools that died from my hands.

the zeus waits......

elampiro: Bros I beg free me o. I not fit win you o. Before nairaland was crashed which led to lost of about 5 MONTHS data, I already saw you had spent 9 months of your last three years on nairaland. Then I knew I could never really run pages with you. Even after the data lost, now it shows you have spent about 8 months of your last 3 years nairalanding. Who can beat that? You are the champion!!!

that's what you get with freedom & wealth in abundance. unlike you, i don't have to worry about NEPA or phone running out of battery. unlike you, i don't have to worry about paying for Glo-MB. unlike you, i don't have to work in construction sites as a labourer from 6am till 7pm. unlike you, i don't have to browse using a latern & slapping mosquitoes all night.

you should beg God to make your life as convenient as 10% of what i enjoy. thank God for vermins like you though. without your failure in life, people like me would not be described as being successful.

keep scratching....one day you would reach where i was in 1977.

Nihilist: Elampiro taking shots....
Chai...what a wonderful day

promoter, your boxer has been down by technical knock-out and you have counted 1-10 more than 300 times. please, who's next on the card?

the coog is hungry for blood....

nitrogen: Omo, see small fact here o!

there's no fact there....
elampiro is just a stark illiterate. coogar posting £53k per annum & nihilist saying he's an IT expert or elampiro saying he used to suck amodu's cöck are just words on the internet. no proof, no evidence....

it's different from nyabingo posting a full size picture of himself looking like a patient receiving treatment from a bar beach spiritualist with shoes that look like meatpie. until i post my payslip bearing my name & details, i have not crossed the line.

elampiro: I can see lot of things. It's better to be silent on issues like this.

However, when you reason someone was forced to post his annual income. This is like when Binghinya posted his pic to buttress his point. May be now Coogar will post his payslip.

It looks to me too Coogar finally agreed to tapout1's claims........ That's good- to be proud of ones job.

If an animal doctor earned £53k/annually why should a human doctor not earn more than half of that? Moreso when he's based abroad. In Nigeria, guys with good corporate jobs earning in that region or more (N10m to N20m). So why would someone have to sacrifice a whole village to earn N14/annum.

believe that nonsense & you would believe anything, you can put yourself on the card too. the more the merrier. i can do 5 of una today without having to break any sweat.

your own shall be the easiest - from being an okada rider to being amodu's ball boy. by the time i am done with you retärds, y'all would be begging for a username change.


where's the promoter? go and wake afrodoc up. useless coward, he waited till i logged off last night before posting. that's what cowards do - sneak an attack while the zeus sleeps.


if anyone of you illegitimate children is bold enough to rep your village, come at coogar right now that he's online & let's see if the association of market women in your villages wouldn't be wearing black to mourn y'all deaths for the next 21 days.

Nihilist: No be you talk say you get my dossier like I gat shyt to hide. We can easily verify profiles by asking for very specific profile updates

You suppose know say I run from nobody online and off.

Anyways, I agree this aint my fight and I'm only a hype man.

But I can see when a fight needs to be stopped. Your brow is cut and your eye swollen shut from afrodoc's superb combination.

Go and sleep, try your luck tomorrow.

afrodoc died on this one.....
i mean - he sells traditional medicine ranging from alomo bitters & other useless products on buses & he's claiming to be doctor.

let this be a lesson to the others. do not ever mistake the coog's kindness for weakness. i am lethal, the only zeus in the building. you will have to kill me first before i let anyone walk over me.

whoever wants it next should throw in his request.

Nihilist: Dossier?

I'll put my LinkedIn details up here now if you agree to do the same

Each person then has to put an predetermined update on their LinkedIn page

Let everybody see who is who

I no run bruv

Zeus ko, Amadioha ni...

and what would this prove? i mean - if you put david cameron's linkedin profile and claim it's yours, how are we going to verify?

abeg, comot for road jare......you know sometimes a fight promoter can get hit in the jaw. don't get involved, remain promoting these fights & let the boxers do their ish.

however, if you want to spar....gather your boxing gloves and hop into the ring. i have been punching niggaz to death since adam met eve in eden.

where's afrodoc?

Nihilist: You know I work in IT infrastructure right?

4G and Fibre Optic are two completely different things

For one, Fibre Optic is a cabled connection while 4G is wireless

I no get time to school you on this. I've told you to go and sleep.

It's not easy, afrodoc used you to test out some new Tekken Moves that's why you're still seeing stars

why are you crying for the bereaved? do you want to get served too? i have a 5-page dossier on yourself as well if you want it.

the coog is versatile, i can shank every one here while having my dïck sucked by a gorgeous mormon neighbour.

this is too easy - it's like experimenting on a lab rat. like i said, if afrodoc recovers from my haymaker, i would eat my shoes. better start writing for him.

i get una time today.....i am the only zeus in this building.

Nihilist: My man, you need first aid. Scratch that, you need the paramedics

The 10 hit combo + fatality by lethal injection that afrodoc delivered has led you into a state of hallucination.

Only God knows what afrodoc put in that syringe...the Ebola virus?

How can you get fiber optic connection on a mobile phone?

Your response is weak as fvck as well.

Go and sleep coogar. You have been offered as the human sacrifice to the gods of football as part of this year's start of season festivities. Better luck next time

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you are a bush man

4G is fibre-optic internet.
you, afrodoc and whoever wants it on NL are not enough to put a scratch on me. bring it on.

if afrodoc recovers from my double-gauge shotgun, i will eat my shoes & my sky remote. you and afrodoc can suck each other's cöck off when he recovers.

coog is out!

afrodoc: LOL no wonder you think you know it all mr "i assist sheep in giving birth".
You hold on to your misconceptions with eegun ori and refuse to learn anything new(no wonder you couldn't be allowed to treat human beings and you were relegated to be staring at the lame feet of donkeys and the swollen udders of cows the rest of your life).......I DON'T LIVE OR WORK IN NIGERIA

there's nothing to learn from a goat like you. i mean - you fail at everything including logic. vet doctors make more money than ordinary doctors. so you might have shot yourself in the foot while trying to expose your stupïdity to the world again.

Now that you have confessed that you spend most of the day assisting sheep to give birth and squeezing the udders of cows we finally understand why you always appear so angry and have so much time to post 25 THOUSAND TIMES ON NL.

that's because i already made hay while the sun was shining in my teenage years. when fools like you were in the bush chasing rodents, i was studying hard for medical exams so i would have loads of breathing space in my late 20s.

look at you now, you are almost 40 and you still live with your parents. performing abortion process on teenage girls in your area is about the only means of livelihood for you & your cohorts. now that jonathan has sacked you, then there's one more armed robber the police should be hoping to catch.

Tapout said you failed JAMB several times before you were parceled off to the UK to help oyinbo take care of bingo and mehhh
I am sure you got enough experience of how a man can rise up from the dirt from your several failed exams. Please tell us when did you finally give up and consign yourself to the fact that sheep and goats will be your best friends for the rest of your life?

tapout fell from his mother's back as a child, he's been suffering from dementia ever since. i have been meaning to release the dossier gathered on you ever since i murked nyabingo's fake academic gown. the opportunity has finally availed itself......

afrodoc, stop lying to us you are a medical doctor. you were a truant in school. it was gathered you repeated each class in your secondary school & you were arrested in yaba area of lagos for exam malpractices. you spent 3 years in jail before a state governor pardoned you & the others caught.

no tertiary institution would take you then you were introduced into making traditional medicine. swear on your father's life you do not sell medicine on danfos & BRT buses. swear on your mother's life you don't use crooked tools to do abortion process for teenage girls in your area.

you came on NL lying to these innocent posters you are a doctor whereas you only peddle traditional medicine. don't you fücking have a conscience? why must you lie all the time to claim what you are not? oloshious fellow, 40 years of age and your life lacks magnitude & direction.

you are a disgrace to formal education!

What i am trying to say is that you are the type who is EVERYTHING on the internet but NOTHING in life....

may the souls of all the children you have aborted rise & haunt you. you think you would get away with the lives you have destroyed. you have destroyed wombs, murdered innocent children & you had the hutzpah to say dr coogar is nothing in life?

hahahaha - your punishment starts henceforth!

afrodoc: i have spent 2 months online and you have spent 7 mnths online.
i have over 2 thousand posts and you have over 25 thousand posts.

don't use your lack of resources to enjoy internet as an excuse. if you have constant light & fibre optic internet on your mobile, you would have 3 million posts.

jobless doctor!

please tell us who lives and dies by NL?
actually dogs and sheep don't need so much attention...mr vet doctor

but my salary is about £53,000 per annum. even if they bring all the infants in your village to do rituals, you cannot make 10% of that in your world of herbalist & witchdoctoring.

animals need love too.
like i have said, follow my lead.

raumdeuter: Like City is Arsenals btcch after losing the last game they played

City, Everton, Sunderland, Liverpool, Bayern all spanked Man Utd the last time you met them

So how many clubs are you their biittch right now?

we have beaten liverpool, roma, valencia, inter, etc after then. united are on top of their game unlike bayern. we won our last game, bayern lost theirs.

#bigdifference

all4naija: You are r e t a r d e d!I am not going to take you serious here.

last attempt at scraping the barrel. you are allowed to curse but don't lose focus of why we got here in the first place? do you have any response to the link that said america patented the human ebola virus in 2008?

Keky: Can't even remember David Gill signing a world class CM but everyone wants to guillotine Ed Woodward. I'm watching the space.

•angel michael
•hargreaves
•anderson

raumdeuter: Niggas hate what they cant conquer.

nah - dortmund already conquered you. a team is as good as it's last match. until you win another match, you are dortmund's bïtch.

all4naija: Stop exhibiting your warped mentality here. You DICK!

yet no rebuttal?
all4naija? you are going to let me piss on your entire existence without a fight? christ - grow a spinal cord, you homoeròtic nuisance. you are a disgrace to your parents. all that money spent on your education & you got put to the sword like a bloated lamb?

all4naija: Possibly you don't know what that means after Congo incidence! You are wasting my time, you dimwit!

which congo incident?
i can see your thalamus & cerebrum have swapped places in your cranium or perhaps a long centipede crawled up your rectum.

what caused the recent liberia pandemic? i have been asking you that question for 48 hours and all you could do is drag your entire formal education in the mud.

your lack of quality education has come back to haunt you. see how your village intelligence was surgically laid barë without sweating. if i were you, i would start my formal education all over again.

the money spent on your education was a waste. investing in cocoa pods would have been more profitable than sending a halfwit like yourself to school.

afrodoc: hahahaha
that was very funny.
i remember last year you called me a nurse ,now i am a witchdoctor. i didnt understand until the great tapout ratted you out and told all of us that you were a vet doctor taking care of sheep i.e agutan in the wooded regions of Wales.
i am not surprised at your behaviour, please stick to your animal control duties

vet doctors are gold in wales!
i just heard through the grapevine now that jonathan goodluck has terminated your contract. no wonder you have been typing out of frustration all day.

see eh, the ability of a man to rise when he falls is what makes him a man. dust yourself up & move on. in my LGA in ikeja, there are plenty of danfos looking for drivers with composed hands like yours.

those hands of yours that have prepared enough abortion concoction & rat killers would be perfect for the steering wheel. don't let jonathan disturb your christmas with his madness. afrodoc - africa's most potent witchdoctor.

all4naija: I don't waste my time on a liar.

bwahahahahaha
even after showing you how america patented the human ebola virus in 2008 circa? every individual responsible for your child development should be apprehended & charged to court for child abuse.

you are by far the dullest nairalander i have come across on this forum. at least put up a fight. argue the spike in share price angle. dispute the various vaccine frauds in the past. contest the fact that america patented HEV.


don't just surrender like a whorë, do not disgrace your family name.

afrodoc: NL?
Oh i forgot NL is your world,no wonder you are here 24/7.
Like i said i am happy for you oh wise one that you have found a faceless forum where you are allowed to state your opinions

and you are not always here? we only see you once in 6 months, isn't it? afrodoc, what exactly is the interest of a witchdoctor in football matters?

go back to grinding charcoal & powder in a calabash to your patients & leave football analysis to the guys that are up to it. after all, you think arjen robben's transfer saga is identical to that of luke shaw.

all4naija: When I read your post I feel like crying because of you primitiveness. It is utterly dubious. People who read your posts are possibly laughing at you for your backward life. You jerk. You smelling human being!

this epileptic tool couldn't find a sound rebuttal to my link - so he does what troglodytes of his ilk would do by resorting to purely ad hominem sniping. you see, this is why you are getting sonned whichever way you want it. i am super-versatile, i would punish you with factual articles you are yet to know about & beat you hands down if you wanna play it the hard way.

my first observation is you have the intelligence of an abortus. legally, i'm pretty sure it'd be possible to still get you aborted. your existence has to be a disgrace to humankind. it'd be a mercy killing. showing mercy to everyone else in the world. everytime anyone, who isn't an equally rêtarded excuse for a lifeform, is unfortunate enough to read any of your posts that person immediately becomes a less intelligent and angrier human being.

you are a sort of online life-sucking, soul-draining, leech-like virus, who i'm sure cannot possibly be a real, living, breathing organism beyond the computer screen, but rather a vicious invention developed to slowly infect and infuriate human beings from one forum section to the other. the only comfort i take is that perhaps you can be succesfully quarantined on nairaland and you won't spread to the rest of the internet. however, i fear that you're probably already responsible for every single moronic youtube comment, forum troll, spam e-mail, fraudulent advert and all the bestiality websites to have ever existed.

afrodoc: I am happy for you

nah - you should be happy for ever finding NL. little by little, you now know what information to hold dear in an article & the ones to trash out. hopefully by 2024, you would reach the height you ought to be.

Nihilist: What illogical stance? It wasn't or isn't my stance...it is Van Gaal's!

no - it's not!
you have completely misinterpreted what he said.

The manager said he KNEW the players on the list. Now why would he sanction the transfers if he hadn't seen them play?

another fallacy!
he said he liked them - a decision made either by what giggs/woodward had told him about the new signings or he made that decision from what he read in their scout report.

van gaal never saw shaw/herrera play.

Why would he tell every one that e sanctioned the transfer if he didn't?
Why would he lie? The only person being illogical here is you with your conspiracy theories....

he said they had been lined up to be signed & he gave his approval to what was already on ground. whether we hired van gaal or not, herrera & shaw were always going to join united this summer.

Was it not Casillas who was starting Champion's League games last season? Why is it odd for you to find him playing in the supercup?

stop dancing around like a village masquerade. where's lopez today? after all, lopez is ancelotti's adopted child who happens to be the bestest goalie in the history of real madrid.

where is diego lopez as we speak?

afrodoc: haba i think you are wron... erm hold on a minute, you just might be right.Coogar we need you on this thread, please don't ever admit you are wrong.
What am i saying self, there is no risk of that happening

stop talking nonsense....
mr robben mikel obi, of all the analogies you could have unearthed, you brought out the most ridiculous one & you are here beating your chest like you are nostradamus.

javi martinez's injury might make that scavenger-looking guardiola place a fat bid for vidal. i am genuinely pissed we now have a fierce rival that would pinch vidal off us without lifting a finger.

i hate dayokrautnu's team with a passion & i am genuinely happy they got destroyed by klopp again.

Nihilist: Coogar...you once claimed that you knew better than Ancelotti when it came to benching Casillas

ehn now - where's casillas today & where's lopez? who is still real madrid's captain that lifted the supercup 2 days ago?

Now you are calling Van Gaal a liar....
Will it kill you to put your hand up one day and admit you were wrong?
Actually, maybe it will...

pay attention to details.....
i never called van gaal a liar, i only exposed your illogical stance that our manager had the time to assess players that weren't his players but had to wait a month to assess his own priority.

even a kid of 5 knows you are just spewing poppycocks! if it doesn't make sense, it's definitely untrue. my theory makes every sense in that van gaal was being diplomatic & loyal to his employer.

tony pulis leaves crystal palace - season is yet to start and the axe has already swung in london. mourinho should watch it this term, roman won't tolerate another trophyless campaign.

raumdeuter: Lets play the game

Bi emi bi?

Why ou dey fear to mention name na?

Abi na me you dey refer to?

dayokrautnu, is it true the van gaal you know would sign a buffalo-looking player like luke shaw?

Nihilist: And you know that he never assessed them how?

Abi you think a manager had to attend 200 live games to scout a player before he signs him?

so van gaal assessed shaw/herrera(properties of bilbao/southampton) before they were signed but he had to wait for a preseason to assess his main priority(man utd players)

such an amazing display of logic there. einstein would have been so proud of you.

And what would happen if the fans don't believe there's a good working relationship? Them go riot?

that's not the question you should ask...
it should be what woulda happened had van gaal had distanced himself from the new signings?

When you have to start using conspiracy theory keywords like 'sheeple' then you know say wahala don dey.

Next thing you will tell us LVG is really an alien from mars with 4 testicles

sheeple = media addicts!
people like you who cannot read between the lines & take every print in the media as the gospel truth. you are not different from elampiro who actually thought moyes nearly bought kroos because in elampiro's lexicography, ground work = official bid.

all4naija: You have come again with another notion in your imbecilic nature. I thought you never said you didn't mention America created it in one of your posts. You are really sick in the head. Now that you believe artificial all rather lab-created Ebola was introduced to Liberia by the US government. Why did it originated from Guinea? It's the first place the disease was first reported.

when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were on a leave of absence. i thank God for verminous cretins like you though.....without idïots like you in the world, people like me wouldn't be described as successful people.

You have no brain, man. You are one primitive individual I would not take serious. You are a typical conspiracy theorist without any evidence to back up your claim. This is the worse in the history of having rumor peddling online. That is a big shame on your side.

you are a disgrace to the village that sponsored your education. how retardëd can you be? conspiracy theory? you mean you didn't know america patented the human ebola virus some years ago?

http://www.google.com/patents/US20120251502

you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical sycophants who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question your intelligence quotient. you must have been conceived via anäl sex - it explains aptly how much of an arsëhole that you are.

Nihilist: Are you saying Van Gaal is lying?

Lying to the world and to himself?

For what na?

Why would a man willing tell the millions of fans that he sanctioned a transfer when he didn't?

Maybe Woodward was holding his family hostage in a Salford warehouse...

so as to convince sheeple like y'all there's a working relationship between van gaal & woodward/giggs.

why would van gaal say he needs to assess the squad before considering any further addition & yet signed shaw/herrera he never assessed?

biko, explain that bit.....

Nihilist: This had got to be the funniest argument in the world.

The man said very clearly that:

a)He was shown a list of potential players to buy

b)He saw 2 players on the list that he liked and...

c)He gave his approval for their purchase, because he liked them which implies that....

d)He could have stopped the transfers if he wanted to, as he had seen the list BEFORE the transfers

Is this so hard to grasp?

At least Coogar gives his (faulty)opinion and is willing to die for it...

It's the part 2 of the cabal who is always willing to die for Coogar's ideas that makes me lmao everytime

he was shown the list of the players united had almost completed buying. negotiations & official bids had been tendered for shaw/herrera way before van gaal was even considered for the job.

how could he have stopped such transfers? cheiiiiii - i need to bring my english tutor here to educate you sheeple on how to comprehend simple lines. shaw/herrera are woodward signings, not van gaal's. van gaal said he would assess his squad first before buying anyone else.

afrodoc: The point being made but which passed over your head (as usual) is that transfer deals can be halted at any point once the deals have not been signed.
That a deal was 90 percent completed is no excuse.
Van Gaal was asked for his input and he said he approved the deal, that is why the transfer went forward.

you keep tying yourself in tortuous knots of logic. van gaal couldn't have stopped any of those deals because personal terms had been agreed & the selling club are satisfied with the fee. that's the key!

don't confuse us with ridiculous analogies that have no semblance with what happened concerning shaw/herrera. van gaal wouldn't have been able to cancel those deals even if it was roger milla we were signing.

Purist:
Van Gaal never said Luke Shaw was unfit. He said Shaw was not "fit enough" for the wing-back role. Big difference.

which yeye big difference?
you are either fit or unfit. if he said luke shaw wasn't fit enough, he's technically saying shaw is unfit. shaw played as a left back for southampton throughout last season and get crazy rave reviews.....how come he's the only one van gaal described as "not fit enough"?

what won't i read on these pages for fücks sake.

afrodoc: Lol i know u r d wisest man in christendom.
when mikel was shining teeth and signing contract for United were you in jail? Oh wise one.

follow my lead if you know i am the wisest.

You think if Real or Barca came for herrera at 96% done he wont drop you and United like a bad habit and cry even more than Mikel?
Oh undaft one talk.

if?
if your aunty had a pair of testiclës, she woulda been your uncle. mikel cried cos he didn't want united. if herrera had gone to barca/madrid, it would be because he didn't want united......that's quite different from your daft analogy that van gaal could have cancelled the deal.

what about roy keane that was happy to sign for blackburn and only stopped signing for them because d offices had closed for the wknd before fergie stole him over the same wknd?

like i said, blackburn didn't pull the plug, keane himself did. shaw & herrera didn't pull the plug, why would van gaal pull it? why are you people so bent on making daft analogies that do not have any similarity to the topic of discussion.

robben pulled the plug on united, fergie did not. mikel pulled the plug on united - after signing. united won the case when FIFA decided the matter & resold mikel to chelsea with a profit of £12m to boot! keane pulled the plug on blackburn - blackburn didn't pull nada......

so how are these examples of players changing their minds analogous to van gaal(manager) pulling the plug? logic is scarce on this thread....afrodoc, save some money & get yourself one instead of psycho-babbling.

ElFenomeno1: This Coogar sef ;DWhat are your thoughts on Wazza and the armband this season?!
Knowing you absolutely hate.. or should i say dislike him!

uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.

to whom much is given, so much more is expected. his responsibility only just tripled & that means the criticism of him just tripled. £300k/week + captainship? rooney should better cop a season like suarez did last season, otherwise........

afrodoc: Transfers are halted at any point whether its 60 % done or 98.564 % done does not matter.
I remember robben to manchester united before he went to chelsea, mikel to united before going to chelsea, roy keane to blackburn rovers before going to united.

if herrera n shaw was 90 % done then all these were 95.74 % done and we all know how they ended.
deals that have not been signed can be halted at any stage.
he approved them and therefore must share in the credit or blame for the transfers.

your analogies can be quite daft!
robben & mikel didn't want to come to united. chelsea offered them more & they went to chelsea.

fergie didn't pull the plug or cancel the deal - mikel cried before a global audience that he was tricked into signing for united.

how does that relate with herrera/shaw that actually wanted to come to united?

ElFenomeno1: Poor Moyes....... Not even getting a dint of credit anywhere at all!

moyes is an arsëhole!
he never officially tabled a bid for kroos. he just lusted after the german. the groundwork elampiro was hanging on to were the frequent trips moyes took to germany to watch kroos live.

a friend of mine @ munich airport told me moyes watched all the games kroos played live between january and when he was sacked. the only ones he missed are the ones that clashed with united's games.

yet, he never tendered a bid!

elampiro: * Moyes wrote: “It is no secret that I had put a lot of groundwork into signing [Kroos] for Manchester United.

“What I like about Kroos is that he plays the ball to penetrate, he doesn’t do passing for passing’s sake.”

Kroos has recently revealed that he has spoken to new manager Louis Van Gaal, with one of football’s longest running transfer sagas threatening to drag on past the World Cup.

The former Everton boss also suggested that, given the opportunity, he would have gladly brought ex-Manchester United man Paul Pogba back to the club.

“I would have tried to bring him back to Manchester United,” added Moyes.

“He has flourished in Serie A since joining Juve at the age of 19 but that has been no surprise to those who worked with him at Old Trafford.”

http://www.squawka.com/news/ex-manchester-united-manager-wanted-to-sign-kroos/121523

brush up on your use of english, please....

ground work = scouting!
ground work is quite different from paper work. show us the evidence of united making an official bid to sign kroos & you are telling us about scouting. since when has scouting for a player equivalent to tendering a bid for him?

moyes was sacked in april, kroos' agent said man utd never officially made any bid to sign kroos in april - so which bid are you talking about here? the one you saw in the water you filled in your calabash or the ones moyes saw in his dreams?

* Herrera's deal was to be last year. It failed and that ended it. Gaal could have cancelled any thing on ground if there was still any. Chikena.

herrera's deal was actually pencilled down since the summer of 2012. fergie wanted him after he destroyed our midfield in that europa cup tie when they eliminated us. scout report then said he was too small & too raw to cope in the premier league - then fergie said he would wait another 12 months to see his progress.

the deal didn't reach completion last season because of the timing & the face that bilbao wanted us to pay his release clause - which united weren't ready to pay. since then, personal terms had been agreed & it was only a matter of time before he was going to join us. there's no way van gaal could have stopped it.

MrTA: LvG definitely said he was asked if he wanted Shaw and Herrera as they were two players they could complete deals on and he said yes he liked both of them.

it is a big surprise then cos the same van gaal threw shaw under the bus by saying he was unfit. funny how van gaal would say his own signing was unfit.

you people cannot discern a manager patronising the media to make them believe there's an understanding & a working relationship with giggs/woodward. i am 500% sure van gaal has never seen shaw kick a ball before they were signed.