₦airaland Forum

remsonik:
Op nawa o, so na chinko fone u carry and u dey find US/UK based wife. If we wanna communicate nko How do we skype From a cafe
Abeg u need packaging!!!

RoyalRoy: Reality. This post takes me back to an ex who finds it absurd that I dot pick her calls while watching soccer matches. It caused loads of friction until she realised this man will not leave soccer for her. She ended up buying jersies for herself... even though it was a Manchester and Chelsea Jersey and she wears whichever team is winning the games.

It brought some peace to the relationship.

Until an earthquake swept her away.

ckushy: swear you wont rant

Guykhena: with the way there was being derailed?
I don't see that happening...

Naetochukwu: Please I wanna know if it is Possible for one to categorically state that a particular guy or lady is capable of cheating in marriage by his or her Behaviour/lifestyle while single.

ElGuapo: Says who?

Oga Emmy you're in America just like Dayo, tell us, have you also taken to seeing American Football?

CFCfan: I wouldn't read too much into that. Remember that Mascherano was once considered not good enough for West Ham

chic2pimp: looool in place of whom exactly? .......

edwife: Kulyie you dey look for coogar's trouble o.

My one and only inlaw ,he is a gentleman

Caracta: Get thee behind me coogar! Is tpia a man?

dayokanu: If you replace Boateng with Cahill England won't concede the idiotic goals they conceded all tournament long.

Your fascination with men's butt. Is this a new thing or it's always been in you

ElGuapo: This!

Your views are still borne out of the visceral, I thought the NL's tsunami would help you relax and learn to make opinions borne out of the intellect

Cahill is faster and way stronger than Boateng, that's the features you need to thrive in the Epl and the key reason Cahill has been on his grind in this league for the past 6yrs.

Boateng doesn't possess these features, it was easy for Citeh to spot that and have him jettisoned.

dayokanu: When there are 8 players in the box bunkering even Mikel luiz Bosingwa all looked like Maldini

No English player would make the German eleven. That's a fact proven over time.

While mertersacker would be dragging shirt with Cahill if he was English

tbaba1234: Unfortunately, there is a hint of desperation in this post (actually more than a hint).

I won't judge you on your previous crime, people do change and reform themselves.

What do you bring to the table? I only see what the lady should have. You are looking for someone to carry you abroad.

Sharing your pic too, o boy!!

Bros, there are much better ways to approach this kind of thing if you are serious.

Caracta: Why are you still single too? Mtcheeeeew. The OP said he doesn't want girls that live in Nigeria.

dayokanu: Every defender looks top class when you have 10 men in the box blocking shots.

That's why Cahill looks decent. In England where no one covers his goofs he was shown to be no better than Joseph Yobo

edwife: Coogar,tomorrow I shall be at your place. Sister sarah needs to know, foodstuff abi bank food ni?

edwife: For real?
Can't confirm now, it is midnight over there.
Me and you rendez-vous tomorrow morning

dayokanu: Cahill agile and strong? In which planet. It's not even 3 weeks that Cahill was brutally molested at the world cup and folks are comparing him to the best defender in the world cup final

dayokanu: Cahill is only better than mertersacker. If he wad German he would be on the bench

This was the same way some argued with their life about verses quality vs Bayern mid season they started telling us Chelsea is no better than stoke city

edwife: ,Don't worry Coogar has no option than to pay,i reassure you that this december all of us dey for Lagos (traditional and white wedding)

My savings will still help you guys settle down,when you get preggy nko?

dayokanu: Cahill is an average defender who benefits from playing in a defensive system where there are lots of players to cover his arsse.

Put Cahill in a high line defence and watch him get taken apart

Luiz is even worse. He is the symbol of the joke Brazil has become.

Imagine someone who calls himself a defender yet heads the ball back inside his own box?

You can't even do that at principals cup level

edwife: Coogar don't play,you cant wayo me out of this one.Pay the account is a good one

Idowuogbo: Aunty'm , why are you waiting for coogar? U no get savings? Sis, treat this thing the same way you treat your mortgage na.... i need to join you guys in family section this October o... romance don tire me

Chillisauce: That's so lovely. I wish you happiness .

*getting ready for omugwo*

*clears throat *

Oya link Op with babe over here sharp sharp. You keep complaining Of plenty unmarried sisters over there.

Chillisauce: Coogar, you have two wives already, you can give him one.

edwife: Coogar check your mail,my account details have been there for ages.

edwife: Coogar where is my comission?Why are you behaving like this?

Pay me my money or sister sarah will hear about it.

Idowuogbo: I'm not posing oo... the op wants a UK/USA based kokolet, if he can make it rain, i will loff him ti ti lai lai... Abi you think me sef no wan do a Lorreta? Bella naija must feature us mehn!

OP, when you return from cafe abeg snap more pics so I can print and hang them in my living room.

edwife: Coogarrrrrrrrrrrr

kulyie: how will I know that when I don't watch football. If it's the names of nollywood artists you ask me na ehen I'll be able to answer. I just know Brazil and Germany played so I heard from football arguementators.the rrst I dont know maybe nigeria versus Ghana, America versus iran.i can't say o jare

kulyie: Which one be your own or are you attracted to him too.i have been suspecting your love fir men since. If my suspicions are right. CHANGE

Think of what you will loose for 14 years if you are incarcerated for inordinate attractions to men like yourself.just a sisterly advice anyways

edwife: Ladies see as the guy is sincere and really want an already made wife ,and you guys are reluctant in accepting the proposal.
After all of you will say that there is no good and sincere man out there.
Here he is,grab your copy man!

faakay: I need a wife

I am seriously looking for one.

Any lady who is interested can send me a private message

You can google: faakay if you want to know more about me via facebook, twitter etc

She must be based abroad either UK, US etc - age 21 years above

I am currently in Lagos, Nigeria

I want a lady that can support me in the development of my career, a good mother that would take care of my children in the future and would not give me problem - good character + pretty looking girl as you can see me too - I'm cute too, if she doesn't know how to cook - she will be taught no problem.

I am not a rich guy - no bucks for now but with time bucks will come 100% guaranteed - I have studied abroad - China, advanced technology and worked in Nigeria and I am currently starting my own company

Brief about me
I'm cool and loving and caring guy - Occupation - Founder - Faakay Technologies

Real Name: Seyi Abimbola Odunaike
Origin: Ogun State
Age: 25 July 1987
Height: 1.7m

I have been single since 2012 - no relationship for 2 years now

For more questions I will respond - recommendations are also welcome