₦airaland Forum

iamaromolaeran: noooo not kim man........i was googling Rap battle competitions in nigeria...then they showed a blog named nairaland...i registered and came to the rap battle section and started reading verses....i know ibime is dope,a dude called sauron,mikuz is super dope man...then your D.ope man seriously.....i aint tripping just saying hard facts------ i just think ya'll need to do more audio battles and maybe organise a rap battle competition in which people can come and witnesss--

you know LIVE RAP BATTLES LIKE A PARTY.....WE CAN ORGANISE IT....PPLE WOULD PAY TO COME IN...WE JUST NEED CO-OPERATION...BUT THERE'S A DUDE CALLED OFOKASIBE HERE--SERIOUSLY THAT NIGGA.A AINT THAT D.OPE..I COULD EASILY TAKE HIM DOWN...HE BRAGS TOO MUCH.................TOO MUCHHHHHHHH...... SO DO YOU BATTLE ON FACEBOOK COOGAR?

fuckyouhard: no way! people here underrate me a lot. only krone knows me, we used to battle on 2go then whatsapp. the fool introduced me to this place but i just hate how he overestimated kim, who's not even better than me. once i battle both of them i'll leave

pickabeau1: Dude!
At best he is Nigerian-American

Even if he is a Nobel Prizer the best he should be is .. Nigerian -born xxxxx

fuckyouhard: SHOTS AT 007BRUCE
israel to gaza,
ur a fool to goad my urge/ dude, ur hopes are gone/
cos i've come to show ya flaw/ with cannons . . to blow ur hut/
so beware of drones and bombs!
ur dehydratin, ur flows are poor/ that's why u'll be roped and flogged/
till u croak like frog . . then make u food for the sharks, as i throw u overboard!/
it's worse than trojan war/ on the rocks i've honed my swords/
to slit ur throat and jaws/ then dissect ur bones and joints/
then sacrifice ur soul ta gods!!/
forks with hos and broads/ my dick will stroke ur mom/ while my salty hands shove her ccunts/
then pay her bountifully, with my loads of cum!
i sit with d.opes and dons/ u sit with rogues and thugs/
while ur seekin loans and jobs/ am makin dough and funds/
gettin green everyday like am globacom!

pickabeau1: He is not Nigerian but American of Nigerian parentage

iamaromolaeran: IMMA TRY MODIFY IT NOW...VE BEEN BATTLING ON FACEBOOK FOR SO LONG AND AM NOT USED TO THIS NAIRALAND FORMAT.......THANKS FOR THE ADVISE

ennyhollar1: Thank u, I'm married already but still looking to the fruit of womb

ladygogo: Lol @jumzzy. and he is claiming he is been married since 2008. Seriously? who does this to his own wife? this can be constituted as cheating.

iamaromolaeran: thanks..word.....maybe its because ur using a phone....its very readable on my computer dude....anyway ve tried modifying it

iamaromolaeran: its on a groupnames drd on facebook......3 days ago bro..........i posted my verse for the battle previously...and i posted my opponents own now..........

ennyhollar1: I can't just wait to break the good news to my husband

njokusboy: When my girlfriend jokingly told me she was pregnant, I ordered a cold bottle of stout, took a sip, looked her in the face and said, "Abeg, if na play, stop am, I don't like it oh"...

ihedinobi2: A poster, MissMeiya, on a recent thread (www.nairaland.com/1808414/friendzone-picture-photos/8#24615408; www.nairaland.com/1808414/friendzone-picture-photos/7#24615227 ) compared räpe to murder and implied that just as it is improper to accuse a murder victim of culpability in their murder, a woman who was räped can never be considered accountable for it. It cannot be her fault no matter what she did or how she dressed.

There are times however when a killing is ruled excusable. Murder is killing no more than manslaughter is, for instance. But each killing is examined to see if it is excusable. Depending on what is found out, one may be termed a murderer or just a victim of circumstances (self-defence or accidental death) or a manslayer. Generally, the part of the victim of a killing forms a major part of these enquiries.

Thus, the part a woman plays in her räpe matters, at least according to MissMeiya's logic. If we compare with murder, it matters a tremendous deal indeed.

This is not being insensitive at all. Personally I advocate letting people be. I would not advise killing people because they want to kill you any more than I advise that a man should räpe a woman for any reason at all. Still, we cannot have our cake and eat it too. If you cause something and suffer an effect, pointing fingers will only harden you in a position of self-destruction.

At least, that's where MissMeiya's logic leads. What's yours?

teddybiyasi: emaprince pls kindly open a thread titled the 'Day of reckoninG' teddybiyasi vs warriblood

*one-love*

MrWaters: The other day, I was talking to a male acquaintance whose one-time girlfriend had been a friend of mine, which I had been aware of ended because he refused to get married after three years of being together. He was complaining to me of how his house had been turned into a “base” by his friends, and how he never had any moments of peace any longer, and how he was wondering what to do about the situation. I remarked that perhaps, he ought to get married.

“who needs a woman?” was his reply. “I don’t know anyway. I don’t have the time to be attached to any woman Emotional attachment divides a man’s heart, and God did not create man with two heart.”
“So what do you intend to do?” I asked.
I don’t know, I just know that I have to do something” he replied.
“do you have househelp?” I asked again.
“yes, but a househelp is no good. He can’t stop them from storming my place. Perhaps, I’ll just get a woman to live with me.”
“As a wife?” I asked him.
“No, just a live – if she’s lucky.”
I didn’t say anything to that. I gave him a murderous look, quickly said good-bye and walked away. I was so furious.
Why are men such Hypocrites? Why do they have to adopt this love em- and –leave-em- attitude? I have since found out the answer. It is because they are afraid; afraid of how much power the women really have over them. The power that women can wield over them if they stay long enough.
You hear a man brag to his friend of how he is keeping a particular woman. Asked him if she is to be his wife and he will shout. “What for?”
Some other time, you hear another bachelor boy say to his friend, “Boy you needs to get married-o; this kin life no fit continue.” Why does he need a wife? Bed partner? Housemaid? Housekeeper? All these he can get without getting married. The simple truth is he can’t take care of himself. He needs someone to do that for him. His friends can’t do that for him, because they are men like himself, same sides of a coin. Only woman can, with her patience, strength of character, her terrific reserves of determination, her power. Whether they admit it or not, men like to be bossed by their mothers, their wives, their mistresses, their girlfriends.
Men! They are such contradictory human beings. They yell one thing and want another. It was a man who said: “Many of us men are Narcissist by nature, we want to have access to other people’s privacy and yet make ours top secret.”
Men are such pathetic pest. They are always calling women weak, dumb, chicken-brained etc. the fact is, that is the way they’d prefer women to be. They can’t handle strong women. When the women refuse to be suppressed, they label them bitches. The fact is men are the dumb ones. They realize that and fight it. The effort turns them into hypocrites. Putting up macho-images, Facades all! Underneath the layers there’s nothing but vanity, fickleness. That’s just what they are. Empty!
What does a man prove by “capturing” a girl, insisting on knowing her every move, then suddenly dropping her after years of being kept prisoner. He goes on to another, saying she’s not what he wants. What pride is there for you men to have up to six different girls call on you in a day? What does a man prove by marrying thirty-eight women in fifteen years? If God had intended to create women as games of soccer for men, he would have moulded us in the shape of footballs.
Everywhere you go, you encounter cases of male chauvinism. Men trying to assert themselves, trying to impose themselves on women. You hear a man say, “A man has got to be a man”. To prove what? Male superiority over the female? Men sternly oppose the idea of giving a woman free hand because thy see it as equivalent to surrendering the so-called Male superiority. Most Nigerian men are conservative. They believe they must be the bosses where women are involved.
Teel me, what you would think of a woman, abandon and in the depths of distress, who did not try to get herself out of such a state of affairs. You would say she was a slowpoke. We know of so many families who couldn’t have survived today if not for the women who had to take drastic action to salvage the situation. There was once a story in one of the news dailies about a woman who had to collect bones and castaway of meat from the butchers to feed her family. There are many cases of women who had to raise up their kids single-handedly because the men had scurried off in times of hardship, chickened out. Women have more resilience, more strength than most men.
We have heard of the maximum-“stand firmly by what you believe is right.” Tell me how many men who have poor suffering relatives in the villages, but spend their money trying to impress unsuspecting young ladies in the cities; who would go to great pains to cater for the needs of a girlfriend rather than pay thy fees of a younger brother. I can hear some guilty men arguing, “But it’s the young ladies that harass the men into giving in,” isn’t it the men who always brag, “There are many fishes in the sea?” shouldn’t their reasoning prevail over by a woman, it proves he’s the dumb one.
Talk about the uncompromising feminist enjoying her liberation from the “chauvinistic Adams.” And the men claiming they can’t. when a woman tries to assert herself, to demand that the relationship for once goes her way, on her own terms, the man cannot handle that. He screams, “Frustrated bitch.”
I have found out one thing. A man may be able to help you find happiness, for a very short while, at the end of which you’ll realize, when you weigh your loss, that the bad and the ugly were much more than the good.
The truth is: a man feels his masculinity is affronted “if the woman has the upper hand, his inadequacies would be expose”.
I once read somewhere, “if what men fear is that women might succumb to their masculine attraction, why did they not institute veils for themselves?
I ESTIMATE that by 2010, any guy marrying will be marrying a lady that has a SEX record of 100times & for ladies, a guy that can't even remember how many girls he has dated let alone screwed!!
copy from my http:www.timmywaters..com (this article is copyrighted)

pickabeau1: Answer d question plainly..

If it was naija man,... u lot will have a field day ... now its a white man.. u are saying cheating is universal...

Its a white man...

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topsyb: From the beginning, my husband was expereincing financial highs and lows from his business and we agreed that if i get a stable job, it will aid us in planning better. The mistake made was not having the right facts about the organisation before starting the job. whatever the case, quitting is an option am willing to take in the long run if nothing changes at work, but for now, we agreed to endure another one year and see.

however, i need to make a decision now on whether its best for our 3 year old to stay with me or with his father. september is around the corner, and will have some preparations to make before that time.

tanks for all the contributions so far

By the way, my husband is a nairalander and this is my first post.

armyofone: So what number do they dial for cops to show up?

God bless the monarch!

I hope Naija ladies in UK are utilizing it

armyofone: True....I think America is the only country with a good strong support system for battered women.

airmark: Where have you gone? Also looking for dj5naira.

alutacontinua: I have a strong feeling that I'll need my mat on this thread.

jidowu84: Yes

topsyb: Selfishness noted, though a bitter pill to swallow. Appreciate your bluntness, I really am trying to be rational.

jidowu84: attn: this doesn't beg but sent d hubby 's friend with her own money.

alutacontinua: smh......is that how you sent your wife back to Ituku village?

remsonik: Madam let ur son be with ur husband since its economically and would be psychologically ok for the child. Make sure u travel to see ur family fortnightly or at most once in a month. Don't be selfish, since ur husband is capable to take care of that child it will be wise to let him ve custody.

jidowu84: Non of d above. It's. Important things. And she demands for money from d hubby to ordinary pampers for their baby? Unknown to her, hubby's friend told d hubby believing dat d hubby is aware. When madam got to know dat d hubby's friend told d hubby , she picked fight with d friend for letting her man know about it. For that reason ; the hubby wants to file for divorce. Pls peeps, is that enough reason to divorce? Advice is needed oo b4 this home scattered

jidowu84: The first one was phone gs4