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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 6:14pm On Jul 22, 2014
mikuz: I do not why you new ones do not learn. This was how Teddybiyasi was claiming Mrs. Iron Lady - claiming she go eviserate, decapitate and obliterate me for my back, I called her out and she start shivering. You don dey rant ya own now, I don call you out and you're claiming GEJ needs to first make a trip to Antanannarivo to return in two months before you'll write 24 lines.
it seems you are suffering from selective amnesia.

teddy destroying mikuz: mikuz will get shocked and stabbed/ when my electric bars joins my rap/
the dwag is a dull fool that preys on razor n claim his sharp!!

wonder how many days it took you to compose those lines/
the broad, as lord, support, void dumb head always running out of rhymes/
you're a wack son of Adam that can only "juice up' when it comes to brawling lime!

ibime räped kim a$s more than thrice/ he left you to bear a shameful cross like Jesus Christ/
now their is nothing more that I need than your 'slaughter price'/

………cus I'll come to end your life at all cost/
remember it was a joke at first/ but now it gonna end up worst/

have been keeping my nuclear punch save/
.....its highly destructive with radioactive wave/
since death is what he craves/…… I'll beat 'kim-belly' dead with stomach ache in essay titled 'mining diamond in his grave'

I'm a lyrical gangster who spit to kill pops/ this dwag is a waste bin cus his always filled with rhyme/fillers……
...prolly stating that he's a disgrace to hiphop/ I mean no harm but his leg will surely b lost if he tries to live up/

……against me, he will receive massive beating/mikuz is more like incongruous fool with numerous Perkins but still not fit in/
boy you're so harmless like a girl undies, no wonder why ya punch are never hitting/

grab ur bible and learn the fear of ur God/ and let's see if He'd spare ur curse/
……cos Teddy's here to taunt and shred ur guts/ Kim Kardashian, u wear high heels to stay on top……yet I'm above u, and not even ur 'stretched lines' will make u 'measure up'/
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:06pm On Jul 22, 2014
dayokanu: Irked by Kroos leaving?

If I'm to pick 8 players to stay at Bayern I won't pick Kroos neither would I pick Ribery.

Neuer Alaba Boateng Lahm schweini Robben Lewandoski Muller would be my choice. It's just shocking a young player would want to go to a club like Madrid

Isco that was bought last yr for 30m would probably be shipped out or benched permanently. Di Maria their best player in the CL finals is about to be sold. Just like Ozil, Sneijder Robben found out.

Any player who cares about his career would be wary of Madrid especially if you're not a media favorite like Ronaldo
boateng?
which boateng? the same boateng that was flogged out of man city? cheesy grin cheesy this camel called dayokanu is barking the wrong tree. shawcross is better than boateng!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 5:48pm On Jul 22, 2014
fuckyouhard: 9pm. but i've not seen bruce. and he was online today
bruce is fine-tuning his bars. cheesy
he won't show up till 8.50pm.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 5:29pm On Jul 22, 2014
fuckyouhard: and what if i whoop him instead? undecided
please, when is this battle?
Family › Re: Nigerian Teen Arrested After Killing Brother, Brutalising Mother In New York by coogar: 5:27pm On Jul 22, 2014
edwife: Hahaha grin with enough ogiri and stock fish. grin see his fresh cheeks.
.......with kuli-kuli as his desert after the main course.


Omooba77: The damage is done,this boy needs to be paroled,so that the parents will not become childless,very pathetic...God comfort this family..
parole?
he must serve some time before he can be paroled. if he's truly a mental patient, he will get sent to a mental hospital otherwise, he gets life!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 5:23pm On Jul 22, 2014
fuckyouhard: emmaprince, hope u haven't forgotten ur hostin a brawl between me and 007bruce tonight by 9pm. he hasn't checked in yet, and i don't want a no show.
meanwhile, my brawls henceforth must be hyped and should be under brutal clash, not ur fire or blood fight undecided

#bringbackourpussy#
emaprince?
he's a broke-aśs bicycle repairer. you will wait till the end of the month to get that done. he must wait for his salary at the end of the month to buy MBs before he can use the internet. i dunno why the mods entrust the setting up of battle threads in the hands of church rats like emabïtch


teddybiyasi: lie
i can't lie to you - i am not a married man. ibime was just yapping his mouth after getting killed by the sword held by coogar.
Family › Re: The Ordeal Of Staying With Your Uncle's Or Brother's Wife by coogar: 5:20pm On Jul 22, 2014
Teespice: Troublemaker
No time to engage you biko.
brilliant decision!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 5:18pm On Jul 22, 2014
ZLUK: this thread was locked cos of this, now its started again
shattap, miss jackson!
who are you & what's your credibility to start yapping about a locked thread? even if you are a fücking a moderator of this section, it still doesn't give you the hutzpah to spew balderdash!

mikuz: Great then. Lets do it Friday - 6pm. 24 lines. Mikuz Vs Fuckyouhard . . .
No long thing!
friday is too far, lazy fowl!
i wonder what would become of your credibility if you lose to FYH. i can't wait to see the outcome.
Family › Re: The Ordeal Of Staying With Your Uncle's Or Brother's Wife by coogar: 5:15pm On Jul 22, 2014
Teespice: Coogar,

I did not ask you to alter the post thank you very much.
my constitutional right as a nigerian gives me the power to alter, edit or even delete your post. if you feel too salty as a woman, go get a sex change!
Family › Re: The Ordeal Of Staying With Your Uncle's Or Brother's Wife by coogar: 5:11pm On Jul 22, 2014
Teespice: I have once lived with one, not lived per se but staying in her house for mid term breaks and short holidays and the experience was really horrible. But in a way, it helped me in terms of tolerance and endurance.

It is not something I would wish for my enemy. Some nearly all women are wicked with a capital W.
fixed it for you!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 5:10pm On Jul 22, 2014
teddybiyasi: amidst of daddies
lol coogar married with 3children
airmark married with numerous kids
ibime father Solomon hmmm
who told you coogar is married? i am pretty sure most of the textcees on this zone are about 5 years older than the coog!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 5:06pm On Jul 22, 2014
airmark: Coogar when are you battling mikuz and ibime? Teddybiyasi which one is hmnnn?
i killed those two herbs in the last 6 months. as far as the coog is concerned, those two are deceased!
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 4:35pm On Jul 22, 2014
airmark: Teddybiyasi n warriblood, when u guys want to brawl? You must adhere strictly to the rules. if you guys don't know how to count bars, you can ask coogar, I will appreciate it if he diverts his rap energy to helping newbies rather than hyping his Teddybiyasi and doing other needless chit chats.
airmark, mind yourself....
unlike you, i encourage the newbs. there was a time you were rhyming with one syllable. coogar's bars educated you to the point of becoming a mod. one day - the young shall grow.

teddy is coming for you vets soon. i will be here when she uses your heads to drink alomo bitters. she's almost through with her lyrical exercise. airmark - start praying!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by coogar: 4:31pm On Jul 22, 2014
mukina2: For those who removed their team, you will not be given FA cup codes . .ie Ibime
https://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/19800000/ronaldo-laugh-2-cristiano-ronaldo-19817114-355-200.gif
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 3:51pm On Jul 22, 2014
kr0ne: You don't know Jason. He a troublemaker. It's not even about Coogar nudging him, that's his nature. I had the chance to take his id coz I recreated it immediately after the Tsunami, and had to force him to admit that Fuckyouhard was Jason before giving him the password. So it's no mistake if I call him my son. He's never won me in a brawl, ask him. Plus I taught him what multies means; before now he was doing one syllabic rhyme with the rest of the wackass crew on Whatsapp, headed by one artiste called Nik who, in Bis' way, "has been developing for 10 years!" I'd be vexed if I didn't know the kind of person he is. I still have his number, though he deleted his FB account and blocked me on Whatsapp for fear of personals.
So, guy, bone
you niggaz are taking this rap shït way too serious. loosen up with the pre-historical gists. if you got problems with him, step into the ring & sort it like grown men.
Family › Re: The Ordeal Of Staying With Your Uncle's Or Brother's Wife by coogar: 3:45pm On Jul 22, 2014
bbdrown: I've heard my elder brother and sister's "testimony" about living with our uncles when they were young. The way they were treated, especially by the wives, was very appalling. They abused them & made them see hell...more like they were so jealous...(of what?!!!). Unfortunately, the uncle wld always feel less concerned, or feel the wife was right. I just thank my stars I wasn't born then. Let's share our experiences.
thank God i never had to stay with anyone in my entire life apart from my parents. i dunno if i can handle an uncle's wife or stepmom ordering me around. she would have caught a fist!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 3:36pm On Jul 22, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: yeah, nd now u're doing it socially!
i don't kick a man that is down
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 3:32pm On Jul 22, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: na true you talk..

But that guy is a fool.. A blind one!
He's too blind to see that coogar is using him to get at mik!
so you think i need help to get at kim? i destroyed kim lyrically & physically.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:47pm On Jul 22, 2014
chrisley024: Well, let's see how the coach sets up his team n tactics
easy decision: 4-3-3.

barca got suarez, they got rodriguez.
i think madrid have the better attack though.....until neymar pulls his finger out.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:44pm On Jul 22, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: Uhmm,undecided since it seems things are going back to normal:

Elymaxiimus
krone
limerick
iceskidd
teddybiyasi
ckushy
fuckyouhard
giyazz
warriblood cool
elvisonjack2
jigsawkillah
guykhena
007bruce
slimshady
rayopt
vickybash

can we have the newbie/rookie tourney afresh?
I hope airmark has time to mod this tourney.
It's getting boring here! Some actions needed!
it seems airmark is fasting....
dude isn't proactive at all. he's not setting up battles & he's not organised any tourney yet for the newbs.

boredom like this is what brings unnecessary market talks at the FFR thread. he should break his fast & set up a summer event this week. i want to read bars!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:40pm On Jul 22, 2014
chrisley024: Unless as a false 9 which they hope it works.
Ronaldo to the centre is a no no. It will limit him.
how so?
even when he plays on the left, he gets a free role. centre, right or left - it doesn't matter to ronaldo. they will interchange roles like the holy trinity in 07/08 united team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:34pm On Jul 22, 2014
chrisley024: He can't play as a CF so the front 3 is already settled and his quality shouldn't start from the bench.

The mid has Modric, Alonso n Kroos
he will play as a false 9.
better still, he can play on the left & have ronaldo move to the centre. rodriguez can play across the forward line - he's that good!

madrid will line up 4-3-3 with kroos at the tip of the midfield 3 with alonso & modric as the pivot. di maria, benzema, etc should be sold. they are useless.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:21pm On Jul 22, 2014
chrisley024: Madrid announce James Rodriguez.

Wrong destination for him if you ask me.
how is it wrong destination?

benzema is useless.....
rodriguez will complete the triumvirate of bale & ronaldo in a 4-3-3 formation. he's exactly what they need in that attack. i am happy for rodriguez......very very happy for him!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 2:14pm On Jul 22, 2014
teddybiyasi: ain't too rusty think I could take three at a time warriblood, iamaromolaeran n HEnemona Friday 9pm
you would be too spent to take 3 at a time. give iamaromo a shot today. henemona can get his shot on friday. warriblood is a nonentity, don't waste bars on that mentally-indigent faggöt!

fuckyouhard: only virgins with hymens would call kim a dopehead. i've taken time to scan his past brawls, the only reason he's been winnin is the influence he has here. he's only good in freestyles. when u talk of dopeheads (i mean people whose lyrics can motivate u) start with ibime, coogar, siddoggg, dj5naira, emmaprince and thunderstorm. kim was good, but now he's so washed up like fake jeans. his lines against teddymiyaki in the fake ffr thread was ridiculous. so if you bastards still believe he's ur god ask him to accept my callout
if you come with the heat like you did against ckushy, you would beat mikuz. even ibime had to confess recently that mikuz isn't a good battle rapper.

he's a good writer though.....and he infuses 70% of what it takes in text-battling but his verses lack the punches. i am ready to put £1000 bet on it that you would destroy mikuz completely if he steps into the ring with you.
Family › Re: Nigerian Teen Arrested After Killing Brother, Brutalising Mother In New York by coogar: 2:09pm On Jul 22, 2014
edwife: grin grin grin

Why are you insisting that he is not a nigerian? He was just born there,except from that he is nigerian.
boy is a throughbred nigerian. he probably took akpu & oha soup on the day of the incident.
Family › Re: Nigerian Teen Arrested After Killing Brother, Brutalising Mother In New York by coogar: 12:56pm On Jul 22, 2014
pickabeau1: You re a clown.. dude.. because a lawyer said so?

Lawyers can say anything to win a case
that's the point!
it's not about what really happened but what can be proven. if he can back his claims that the culprit had mental issues in the past, then there's no case to be answered.

edwife: You know why i said so because that has always been the case with those americans,you might be right concerning the system, but then again why will a mentally- ill person be home rather than incarcerated somewhere in a hospital?
If they stop defending those killers patients maybe they will be kept away from the public.
that's america for you - the land of the free.
Family › Re: Nigerian Teen Arrested After Killing Brother, Brutalising Mother In New York by coogar: 12:50pm On Jul 22, 2014
armyofone: Very well said
kiss grin

Do you watch Snap?
who doesn't watch it?
bi-polar women taking their frustrations out on their spouses by killing them & blaming it on their hormones. grin

pickabeau1: It doesnt dude and you know
Its not a denial.. its the plain fact.. hes american
How do you know he has mental illness.. the lawyer is claiming!
corrected
because a lawyer said so.
he wouldn't have made such a careless statement to the media if he doesn't have a substantial evidence to back the claim.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:47pm On Jul 22, 2014
iamaromolaeran: this is great...my first battle is a chick...i hope i get laid.......okay i ll'
don't kid with teddy o
she's the "o-ren-ishii" of this zone. if you don't win, your credibility goes outta the window. teddy is the product of lauryn hill & clifford orji. she eats her opponents lyrically.

you have been warned! grin
Family › Re: Nigerian Teen Arrested After Killing Brother, Brutalising Mother In New York by coogar: 12:43pm On Jul 22, 2014
edwife: Why do they always justify their evils with "excuses"?(mental illness)my foot! undecided angry

He killed his mum and probably killed his brother when he tried to defend their mum.

How sad!
Way to go nigerians
how do you know it's an excuse. do you believe a mentally-ill patient would reason rationally? if he's insane, he cannot be tried in court. blame the system, not the patient.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:41pm On Jul 22, 2014
fuckyouhard: i have a fight today with emmaprince hostin. my next fight will be against krone for sure. we ve been battlin for a long time but this time i want it on nl
i like your spirit....
it's on airmark & emaprince to set this up. i am up for lyrical beatdowns. it's time to test the credibility of the so called top-tier textcees of NL.


iamaromolaeran: you aint seen me rap....am ready to take on teddy .........how do we do thishuh? how many bars
teddy needs to agree though. go & cajole her into it. if she agrees then the mods have no power than to set the battle up.
Family › Re: Nigerian Teen Arrested After Killing Brother, Brutalising Mother In New York by coogar: 12:38pm On Jul 22, 2014
baby124: I don't think Americans hospitalize their mentally ill, except he's a certified danger to society or has committed a deadly crime. They believe mental illness can be managed with the right drugs. This is true, but a lot of really ill patients are in denial or will not take their drugs. And then one day, they just finally lose it
this can't be true....
americans hospitalise their mentally-ill - he only needs to show violent tendencies or if his thoughts or actions are suicidal. what kinda country would america be if they don't care for their sick ones?

pickabeau1: Dude.. this guy looks american..hes even born there.. na americana tongue
oyingbo wetin... this guy is a pure botta pikin men... e no resemble
Do you believe he has mental illness... why jump to conclusion... the lawyer is looking for a copout
he's nigerian!
your denial won't change his status quo. his name gave him away. no AA or white american bears the name okonkwo. this man is from nigeria(thoroughbred). where he was born means shyte in the grand scheme of things.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 12:32pm On Jul 22, 2014
airmark: Emaprince, ojoawo and mikuz still have rights to pop battle threads. Meanwhile watch ya back axe may land on you soon. tongue
which axe?
if that axe falls unjustly, i will take you out of your lofty position. i have got connections at the top, don't mess with me.

iamaromolaeran: CHECK IT NOW MAN....VE SPACED THE BARS..I THINK THEY LOOK BETTER NOW.....THANKS FOR UR HELP...I NEED A BATTLE HERE THOUGH...CAN YOU SET ME UP WITH ANY NEWBIE LIKE MEhuhhuh/
speak to airmark, bro!
he's the daddy of battle contests. do you think you can outrap teddy?

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