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Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 9:49pm On Jul 22, 2014
kulyie: She should train her baby because of what. For crying out loud that infant is still a toddler and hasn't gotten to the stage of training. A man should be able to sit in church amd discipline himself and face what he went to church to do by facing front even if the woman brought out her 2 breasts while service is going on.
then she should stay at home....
the house of God isn't where bréast exposure should be tolerated. just because God isn't present does not mean irresponsible women should take Him for granted. would she expose her yeye brëast in a bank or a magistrate court while a case is being tried?



Meanwhile what concerns him with her exposed breasts.he wan follow pikin drink milk abi he wan handle with the breasts.abeg jare.moreso when you feel like urinating is different from when an infant needs food.
you don't get it.....
when you have your babies, bring out your breâsts at every opportunity in church. surely, one day soon a thunder will strike & fry your eggs like popcorn. cheesy grin
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 9:46pm On Jul 22, 2014
berem: Coogar,releasing venom since 1985. grin grin

Dude,when are you coming back to politics section? The world cup is over as you promised. sad
true that!
anytime this week......i am well prepared now. i have been doing a lot of reading of the political terrain in nigeria. you shall be welcoming me soon.
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 9:44pm On Jul 22, 2014
alutacontinua: why the thing come dey hot your body like this? cheesy
abi your wife don join her maiden name to your name? cheesy cheesy
no need to get salty about my opinion. no woman i have come across can try such nonsense with me.



op, if my hubby's last name ain't sexy enough for my liking smiley wink cheesy lipsrsealed undecided, you know names like 'Ajala, oriyomi, etc etc', well, I'll have to go with my ever-sexy father name cool
and i will have to move you & your ghana-must-go to your ever-sexy father's house.
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 9:41pm On Jul 22, 2014
cococandy: That's your POV and it is wrong.

There must be too many weak men around if we agree with you.
whoever said there aren't weak men around? of course there are. weak people are everywhere.

Some men don't mind and some know that there's more to marriage than flexing muscles and trying to use a name to mark ownership.
name isn't to mark ownership - it's about following the guidelines of the marriage tradition. she should have married herself.

I don't even see how one can be forced on a name that he's not the one bearing,so the issue of force doesn't apply to him.
force is out of it!
it's an optional thing.....take it or leave it. there must be plenty of women out there that will take the offer.

Too many pebbles on the beach grin are you in love with all of them? Or any of them will do for marriage?
falling in love is the easiest part & yes, nearly all of them are excellent wife materials.

I agree anyway that it is something that should be discussed before the wedding.
even now, it's not too late.....
he should just drive her back to her father's house and ask his MIL whether she kept her own maiden name. if the answer is no, he should dump the wife there for more home training. she must have skipped some while growing up. 13 weeks of staying with her parents will reset her brain.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by coogar: 9:35pm On Jul 22, 2014
2legit2qwt: Does the fact that Bayern Munchen won the champions league2 season qualifies them for this season even if they failed to qualify by merit?
yes, they get to play as the defending champion but that isn't the case here. this is a case of someone opting out of a competition because he was too weak as a man to take defeat.
Family › Re: Which One Do You Prefer? Tissue Paper To Clean-up After Pee Or Water To Clean-up by coogar: 9:33pm On Jul 22, 2014
elektra: I clicked on this thread to learn which is better.
This tpia lady, did you not see the title of the thread before reading it? If you did not like it, pass on by!

The only person that has displayed " grossness, crassness, shamelessness and general lack of good home training on a public forum" is YOU!

Do you think people were born to do your bidding? You have successfully reprimanded at least 2 people because they do not think the way you do.

Every living thing on earth excretes waste so kini big deal? I am a woman and I say Sh1t, poo-poo and piss! Go and hang yourself.
Nonsense!
https://24.media.tumblr.com/cecceb16d65243c132c64e71d12710af/tumblr_mg2pi08AOf1rhw2l8o1_400.gif
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 9:28pm On Jul 22, 2014
kulyie: shhhhhaaaaaarrrraaaaapppp there tongue
why you dey blow hot air . everything na gra gra. *yimu*
that's why gra-gra men like me get the cream of the top while passive women like you get mumu men.


only a weak man my foot. What is in a name that you are taking so personal like say if she no remove her fathers name it will make you less of a man or reduce the length of your power house grin
part of why she's marrying me is giving up her father's name. if she cannot do that, let her marry her father.

na so them go dey form gra gra where them no need am tongue
it's not your fault you are hyper tonight, it must be your time of the month. i expect you to return to normal after 3-5 days. crack on with your hyper self.

oniranu!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by coogar: 9:24pm On Jul 22, 2014
@ mukina2,

don't let anyone bamboozle you with grammar. the rule is the rule. deserters get publicly executed in the past. winners don't quit, only losers do.

removing himself in the middle of a competition is a ban in any sporting organisation. FIFA & CAF have banned teams in the past for such despicable behaviour. your rule must stand to act as a deterrent.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 9:21pm On Jul 22, 2014
kulyie: Tales by moonlight. Excuses upon excuses.i suppose you are intelligent enough to know that not every baby liles been fed with feeding bottle in which breast milk has been sucked into. Even babies have preferences. Some are cool with their moms giving them their milk from feeding bottle while some don't like the idea.
she should train her baby or better still, avoid the church altogether. shoving out her böobs in church is a big distraction. baby crying in the church sef is a distraction. such women should be kept away from church.


Whether she is tje first or last to have a baby is not important what is important is that the baby is hungry and has to eat.it is th man who should excuse himself and find another place to sit down in church. Moreso if you are actually concentrating on what pastor is preaching you won't even notice the breastfeeding mom beside you, you will be in the spirit
yes, you will!
if it's obvious she's doing it to get the attention of the men around her, they would notice. who brings out her brêast in public? so when you have your baby too, your breäst would become a national monument people glare at?

meanwhile no.men don't bring out their kini in our church.basic common sense should tell a man to go to the toilet when nature valls
exactly!
same logic applies - basic common sense should tell any responsible woman to go outside to feed her baby where she cannot distract the others from listening to the sermon.

it seems the men in your church use common sense, i can't say the same of the women since böob display is part of the activities that must happen during praise & worship.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:15pm On Jul 22, 2014
airmark, can you please edit the topic of the battle thread emaprince set up? if he cannot write properly, why is he even entrusted to make the topic? why don't people do things professionally? why do you let stark illiterates set up threads?

what's the meaning of Ii?
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 9:12pm On Jul 22, 2014
cococandy: Wrong. There's nothing weak about that.
And forcing your wife to bend to your will isn't a sign of strength.

So all those men that their wives bear their maiden names are weak? Talk somethuing else joor.
their wives must have paid their bride-prices themselves. i reiterate, only weak men allow such nonsense especially when he's forced by the woman to take the option.

no one is forcing anyone to bend to my will. it's a take it or leave it offer. if her maiden name is more important then she's probably not good enough for me to marry.

there are way too many pebbles on the beach!
Family › Re: Which One Do You Prefer? Tissue Paper To Clean-up After Pee Or Water To Clean-up by coogar:
Temi231: Dear @tpia5, am not a child that you can just be pouring insolent words on. And I accept of posting in a wrong section my bad buy hey guy don't insult me. Everyone has right on this forum and I don't think you created this platform so if you don't like where it is posted why can't you just call the moderator to put it in the right section. Igbo man or Hausa or an alien or whatever you are.
don't mind her....
she's a salty lunatic - there's nothing wrong with the question you asked. it's a public forum. if she's not comfortable with the topic being discussed, she wasn't forced to post in it.

this is what happens when a woman has staled & expired as a singleton. every vibe would get her irritated. if tpia5 was born a man, she would be a terrorist. life must suck for her to find faults with every thread posted on NL.

i am wondering who made her the morality police. arrant nonsense!


@ topic,

tissue paper is the best.
however, it depends on the quality of the tissue.
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:51pm On Jul 22, 2014
waiting patiently for the battle tonight....

i hope FYH & bruce bring the heat to this battle otherwise i'd be spazzing......
Family › Re: Nigerian Teen Arrested After Killing Brother, Brutalising Mother In New York by coogar: 8:41pm On Jul 22, 2014
damiso: This Coogar Ehn ..But this boy is American naa wink American of Nigerian descent like David Oyelowo,Chiwetel Ejiofor, Chuka Ummuna are British. I watched Question Time when Chuka Ummuna was on it and a question was asked about the chibok girls/book haram issue.His answer and demeanour was more like any other regular Brit talking about the issue so in other words he feels he is British first before being Nigerian.


Such a sad story embarassed mental illness is such a sad thing.
this boy will sell you in lagos.
american gini? see his face. there's no guarantee he was born in america sef. what makes you think he didn't emigrate on visa lottery 2 years ago? cheesy grin his cheeks alone tell me had more golden morn as a kid than kellogg's. cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:37pm On Jul 22, 2014
dayokanu: You must have a penis in your brain for that idiotic analogy. You think this is elampiro
The galactico won the CL in 2002. How many galactic did you see in Madrid between 2005 and 2012
a heavy coconut must have fallen directly on your head as a child. if not, a pregnant goat must have pissed on your dome. after 2002, what happened? between 2003 & 2014, do you want me to name the number of quality players madrid bought just to win the holy grail?

where was fat ronaldo after the 2002 world cup?

Na Robinho Drenthe Gravesen, Saviola Baptista Diarra, Merzelder, Owen be galactico?
After Zidane Figo the original galactico became old. It was until Perez came back before they started gathering another set of galactico
you are a complete nuisance.
name the first team of madrid in 2003-2006. were they or were they not good enough to win the champions league?


England has no quality that's why they've not made a semi final in almost 2 decades and no final in half a century
same can be said about argentina. they must have no quality not to have won any tournament in aeons. you disgrace yourself when you talk rubbish like this.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:26pm On Jul 22, 2014
dayokanu: Ronaldo is the sole world class player surrounded by crap. You all tell us almost every English player is class yet they failed year after year
messi too?
at least messi has been going to the world cup for as long as rooney. he's yet to win copa america nor the world cup. surely, muller must be better than messi. grin cheesy

dayo, you are a twät!

chic2pimp: Abeg which legendary ultra fast strikers did Rio and Vidic have to deal with? Abi is it not the same Vidic that kept being undressed by Torres everytime they faced each other? Vidic and Rio were indeed very good but definitely not better than the Great man himself.
torres in his prime would wipe the floor with any of the defenders of yore. this is why he was the most feared striker in europe between 2007 & 2009.

Staying with Kohler, No league will ever reach the level serie A was in the 80s/90s when Kohler played there and he was one of the very best during that period(top 3 centre backs)
kohler wasn't better than stam. he was nowhere near costacurta or even baresi. so your analogy is as lame as fück!

Best individual performance in the CL history against a Barca side in transition! A barca side that finished a massive 10points behind the second placed villareal in the duopply that is La Liga not so? That says a lot doesn't it? Thank goodness we all saw how Vidic got undressed yet again by another ultra fast striker the following season in the CL Finals.
go & see the game again.....
seeing that you might have lost 90% of your memory bank like seun did few weeks ago. grin cheesy if you think it's easy to keep the triumvirate of etoo/henry/messi from scoring in 180 mins with 80% possession then you must be high on pubic hair.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by coogar: 8:23pm On Jul 22, 2014
mikuz: True talk, no be joke. You new ones make me laugh. The easiest way for y'll to shoot to fame is by battling Mikuz, ask Siddoggg and the one hit wonder. The former got ranked as the 3rd best lyricist in NL cos he drew a match with Mikuz while the latter is now been worshipped and rated the best lyricist NL have seen.
mikuz, don't feel salty.
maybe, just maybe if you had beaten the "one hit wonder", he wouldn't have been rated the best on NL. you aided the one hit wonder's meteoric rise when you lost out like a whining bïtch.

Its very difficult for y'll to make break out without squaring up to a top notch nigga here. Go check my records, people started to shiver at the sound of my name after my first battle with Ibime. Dbr and Ibime were the only top rated netcees then, as a newbie then, I battled Ibime and my career took a twist.
no wonder you were quick to rise. the competition was weak when you arrived here. no one can deny coogar has raised the bar here. ever since january, the quality of the penmanship is now through the roof. all those your never-landing punches quickly got exposed by textcees who could see through your edo gimmick.


Niggas started using Mikuz' raps to rate how good they are. No be mouth. Presently Loonat11k, Mikuz, Siddoggg,Thunder and Ema Prince are NL's finest, hussle to fight any of them and see for yourself. I offered you a golden chance to stardom but you blew it. Battling ants and fireflies won't get you any where. Stop listening to these massive deceivers, their hype ll only bring you down. Where has ya win over Giyaz gotten you to?
kim, an independent observer said you are not amongst the top 5. why are you putting yourself anywhere near the top-tier battlers? ema prince & thunder are baby-rappers, loonat11k is yet to grow his wisdom teeth & mikuz is a topical rapper.....he's not a battler.

stop bullying teddy.
she's about to catch up with you & kill you soon. step your pen game up & win 2-3 battles before summer rounds off. you have taken enough losses to be relevant in this zone. how the mighties have fallen - if not for the fact that airmark is your friend with benefit, you shouldn't even be posting here again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 8:12pm On Jul 22, 2014
dayokanu: Rio and Terry simply tagged along with better partners individually they are crap.
They are the reason why England would never do well in a tournament
there was no vidic in the duel i referred to unless you are suggesting vida's ghost helped rio on the pitch. barca had the lion share in both legs so it wasn't a game where rio was on a settee smoking a pack of newport.

We keep hearing Rio Terry Joe Hart, Gerrard Lampard Rooney Cahill Ashley Cole are world class only unlucky to be playing with crap teammates at the national level that's why they never do well
so how come madrid galacticos never won a champions league in 12 years? yes - their team was mediocre for 12 years according to your idiotic logic. if champions league was a competition that took place every 4 years, that would be 48 years without winning it in one of the most expensive squads ever assembled.

sometimes, a team of quality individual players might have difficulty winning a tournament. brazil's 82 squad is the best football squad in the entire universe - they won nothing.

Then I ask if all these are world class then who are the crap players making them unable to win for NT

Until England realize that all their players are mediocre they would always fail at tournaments
you are a serial ïdiot with this logic!
pound for pound, i could count up to 4 teams that had a better squad than germany in the last world cup. so how come spain couldn't even make 2nd round when nigeria of all teams scaled through?
Gaming › Re: What Tactic Do You Use In Playing Soccer In Playstation? by coogar: 7:59pm On Jul 22, 2014
crudedude: I almost reported this post to the mods.
in ancient greece, the person that wrote that would have been decapitated. it's blasphemous!
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 7:55pm On Jul 22, 2014
kulyie: so because one agbaya man cannot control his tail she has to look for somewhere to brezfeed her baby and distract other worshippers.are you considerate at all.so if the baby wants to be brrast fed 5times while service is going on she will be standing up repeatedly?
it's called decency!
that part of her body should be kept away from the public eye regardless of her baby's hunger. if she wanted to pee, would she pee in the church too just because she doesn't want to distract other members of the congregation. i repeat, naija women should learn etiquette & how to carry themselves in public.

a smart responsible mother would have expressed her breastmïlk in a bottle since she knew she was going to church & the baby might want to be fed. why didn't she do that? the intelligence of a woman is her ability to think & plan ahead, not the weight or the number of veins on her breaśts


Wetin consain me anywhere pikin cry bring out the thing and feed the baby
so make pikin no chop because of one lustful man.if e taya no be usher go tell am make e change seat for church smiley
who said the child should not eat? she should go to the car park & feed her baby till the cows come home. what is irresponsible is chucking her bòobs out in the presence of everyone. is she the first woman to have a baby?

arrant nonsense!

kulyie: By the way when men bring out their kini and urinate on the streets do the women feel irritated and embarrassed. Even in the presence of children
yes, they bring it out while everyone is seated in the church. i am sure such happens in your church!
Gaming › Re: What Tactic Do You Use In Playing Soccer In Playstation? by coogar: 7:47pm On Jul 22, 2014
3-4-1-2 on FIFA14.
you can never lose with this formation. i use madrid with isco behind ronaldo & bale.

you will win 98 out of 100 games with this depending on your skill levels. you will dominate possession all through & alonso's passing range will put ronaldo through with a lob pass every 2 mins.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 7:44pm On Jul 22, 2014
kulyie: lmao irritated and embarrassed indeed.dey there dey delude yourself. The boy lost concentration of what pastor was preaching and ogling after the woman's brez. I had to give him picture of breast feeding moms so he will satisfy his desires including vaseline crew wey no dey take eye see brez including that of an old woman.who know whether e piss for body sef
why would any respectable mother bring out her breäst in a church to feed her baby? couldn't she have stepped out? some naija women lack home training. i doubt she has a husband - no husband would put up with his wife displaying her wares for all eyes to see.

#gross
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 7:37pm On Jul 22, 2014
kulyie: Ues what Chillisauce said is true. Go through the thread of where one perv was winning about how a woman breastfeeding her baby was making his body do some how. You sef go read am na.je was even saying he is a human being with hormones afterall so yes some men's something start working when they see another woman breast feeding her baby till them Efemena_xy and co told him to listen to what the pastor is preaching and face front instead of looking at brez
he was irritated & embarrassed, not excited!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:15pm On Jul 22, 2014
chic2pimp: LOOOOL..... BOTH ARE BETTER THAN JURGEN "ONE MAN ARMY" KOHLER ABI?
kohler my foot!
you want to compare ultra fast strikers vidic & rio had to face in their time to the slow, laboured strikers of kohler's time?

go & watch barca vs man utd(home & away) in 07/08 season again and see how rio ate the combo of messi + etoo + henry single-handedly for 180 mins without conceding.


it was the best individual defensive performance in the history of champions league. united won that champions league unbeaten & it started a 25-game unbeaten run against some of the toughest teams in europe.

kohler ko, collar ni.
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by coogar: 7:10pm On Jul 22, 2014
Chillisauce: Coogar in the west and Coogar in Nigeria won't be the same.
Coogar in the west will be well behaved while
Coogar in intu azala will be like tonychrisptopher. tongue
coogar is the same everywhere. the libido level is the same home & abroad. i dunno where you are getting this from.

People cheat everywhere . Fact! but naija own na die. When they see woman, their ears go stand like electric pole. grin .
Salivating everywhere. Is it not same nairaland some folks here dey salivate on breastfeeding mothers.
breast-feeding mothers?
who's salivating on such grotesque imagery? when men complain, they want women to tuck
their milk factory out of sight, not because it gets them hard. breast feeding mother? i would rather watch a paint dry.
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 6:57pm On Jul 22, 2014
Bigsteveg: I agree, such issues should be discussed before marriage.
top career women like hilary clinton & michele obama took their husbands' name then an mgbeke naija chic would tell me otherwise? not in this life-time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:43pm On Jul 22, 2014
JayKayMaybachz: ^^^^ Dayo has been downgrading ferdy all the while .... boateng ke ?? dunno what he sees in that ninja ..... Cahill is better that dat guy.....Boateng is just lucky playing with good players same with Valdez.....Or im co wan compare valdez with de gea .... cos he'll
na stupïdity dey worry am.
according to his logic, wes brown is better than hummels. brown won a champions league but hummels hasn't.
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 6:38pm On Jul 22, 2014
Bigsteveg: Lol..u dey vex o brother
vex?
all those fine details should have been discussed before marriage. i don't just see how a woman would look me in the eye & tell me she's keeping her maiden name. i will drive her straight back to her father's house & demand my brideprice & the goat he collected during the traditional marriage!
Family › Re: My Husband Insists I Remove My Maiden Name From My Name by coogar: 6:23pm On Jul 22, 2014
Bigsteveg: This is for a friend.

"I've been married for seven months now and I'm bearing my husband's name alongside my father's name. My husband doesn't like it and is insisting I bear his name only and remove my father's name but that's hard for me because I've used my father's name professionally for over ten years and that's the name everyone knows. Why can't a woman retain her maiden name after marriage? What do I do, he's really insisting."

Can u allow ur wife to retain her maiden name after marriage?
Women, what if ur husband insist that you shouldn't, what will you do?
which maiden name? did her mother retain her maiden name? only a weak man would allow such nonsense. if she cares so much for her maiden name, she should have married her dad or her brother.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:17pm On Jul 22, 2014
dayokanu: Until any of those jesters dominate a world cup and cl finals. They can never be compared tip Boateng

No English defender can be compared to Jerome
you are a fool!
no defensive partnership was hailed as the best in the entire europe in the last 20 years like rio/vidic or terry/carvalho.

rio & terry are both english defenders and they are 1 million times better than boateng or any german defender that has lived in the last 50 years.

boateng is not better than shawcross. he's just a lucky git that naturalised in a country where defenders are as scarce as platinum. boateng?? mtchewwwwwww - he would sit on the bench for dawson.

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