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DBR: Congrats to Ibime!!

I have an issue with the fact that U3 is out so early tho.
This is the kinda match up one wuld xpect to see in semi/finals. .
Is there a way to remedy this?
Just a whimsical thot'. .

oNe

medicine after death.
mikuz should have seeded the top netcees - making sure they don't come across each other during the early stage.

Afam4eva: Outlawed like how? I can't remember it being in any constitution. It's a matter of choice if one wants to associate with an OSu. There are white people who are not fond and won't marry a black person. There are catholics who hate Christians of other faiths and vice-versa. There are Muslims who detest Christians and vice-versa. Discrimination in any form has come to stay and isn't going anywhere for a very long time. Let's stop pretending like the OSU caste system is the only form of discrimination. Like i said, i've never met an Osu in my life knowingly cos the whole ish is minuscle. It's not as pronounced as you lots think.

outlawed as in - anyone found guilty of discriminating against osu should have the book thrown at him. people here have said one could lose a chieftaincy role, a political appointment just because he's osu - that's discrimination & it shouldn't exist in our world.

freakybaby: An Anambra man can't marry a girl dats not from anambra state,I wonder why??..He can have a relationship with girls from other tribes,but when it comes 2 marriage,he'll go and search for his anambra girl....But guys from other states like imo,abia,enugu, etc can marry girls from other tribes...

bloody hell!!!!
anambra men also discriminate? why would anambra men ignore other igbo girls as brides & marry within their state? anambra girls should be the least preferable in my own opinion.

knights Templer: I saw an obnoxious slowpoke and decided to shut your laughable lies down... Don't get your panties in a bunch, it's not that serious.

shut the fück up & stop constituting a nuisance. if you have something to add to the duscussion, drop your opinion & stop tailing me like a sodomite.

Anytime I find myself on this site and run into insecure drivel from you or another simpleton, I will shut it down and then watch you parade your ineptitude and dodge facts.

the only thing you should shut now is that cesspit you call a mouth. with your below average intelligence quotient, you should do all of us a favour by finding a very strong rope and a beam to tie it to.......

this is a mismatch...

why, you wan kill am? this mikuz na seargent roger o.

Austinmoor: What is'Okafor law'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Okafor%E2%80%99s%20Law

https://www.nairaland.com/784515/okafors-law

osinachukwu: yes most yoruba girls look like mr ibu dats y yoruba men don't marry dem dey instead dream of igbo women

hehehehe.....
so who is marrying the yoruba women? aliens?

knights Templer: Whimpering in your trademark cowardice as usual lol.

If you have nothing to say, you can go sit in the corner and choke on a hot bowl of buttered d*cks.

you have the intelligence of an abortus....

why jump into the middle of a discussion that is intellectually out of your league. you saw me & lady osisi on a discourse that is way beyond anything you can mentally tackle & you felt now is the time to gain attention.

in ancient ibadan, you would be beheaded for speaking to me when you are not spoken to. luckily for you, things have evolved. now run back to the crevice you crawled out from, you homöerötic leper.

congratulations to fat ibime.

osinachukwu: The answer is simple!

so mr ibu is now a yoruba girl? na wa o!!!

babyosisi: Must you abuse people's fathers and mothers
Sheesh

it's their responsibility for not training their child the proper manner.

babyosisi: You should know me by now
If I felt that way,I would have no problems saying so boldly
What can anyone here do to me?
Absolutely nothing

question your educational history, perhaps

ngozievergreen: U are the one to be cured of cerebral palsy.
y didn't u ask me to choose btw a gentleman from my tribe and a miscreant from another?

cos that option would be a no brainer, you numbskull. did you skip logic classes in school? the question was only testing if you would compromise on your igbotic love & you still failed to see the point.

knights Templer: ^^^^^

That's not want she saying, you simpleton.

Until you know how to read and comprehend, shut the fück up, learn to take a shower, and find someone else to breed out the ugly from your gene pool.

until your father learns withdrawal method or the proper usage of condom, we would continue to have airheads like yourself belched out of the vagïna of a village witch.

babyosisi: Having said all this ,if my daughter,my pride and joy comes home one day with a good Yoruba man of Ghanaian sef,God knows I will give her my blessings
If she likes sef make she marry Oyibo,as long as they are happy,I will be happy but if you asked my preference for her,definitely Igbo
Being sincere

i am sure you didn't type that with a straight face. your blessings my foot! a woman as tribalistic as yourself will not give your daughter to a yoruba man.

say the truth & shame the devil!!!

babyosisi: Glad you didn't deny anything in the post and your folks agree
I just laid out the differences in our culture,the reason why Igbos are not very accepting of Yoruba spouses
The cultural differences are plenty

there's no point denying anything - these beliefs have been with you now for about 40+ years, what would my denial do? change you all of a sudden to see things from a different perspective? it won't worth my while.

none of the things you have said is remotely true. infidelity, promiscuity, marital affair, etc has no tribal code. no tribe does it more than the others - the crazy thing is you are going to poison the minds of your kids with the same myths that one tribe woos women better & one tribe hides their mistresses better.

the mind boggles.....

deli dimes: plz stfu...dunno y dey made som1 who is yet to drop somfin dope on ffr a judge...tsw

you are a fool....
look at this halfwit talking nonsense - what do you know about rhymes & 16s? the biggest cat here is a witless apprentice.

anuofia!!!

DBR: LMAO!! I've had this argument too many time. Ps riddle me this, When u read TEXT,do you not hear "sounds" in your head?
In fact, whether you are reading the words or hearing them,
the process of identifying whether a word rhymes with another is through sound cognition. Mostly the final judgement is not by textual analysis in nature but by its auditory experience.
Great writers

there's a difference between audio & text battles. a good writer knows to avoid such words that rhymes when pronounced but looks different when written down. ibime shouldn't be getting caught in such nursery stuff.

Na u wan skool me? bwahahah!! Joker!
Get educated with ma response to Whiz .
Btw, I didn't say Ibime did better in rhyme. . it's a Close fight. .check ma score, it's like they both got Tuxedo, cos i gave them Both TIE!


oNe

even ibime himself should slap you for voting parity in the rhyme department. U3 outrhymed ibime with polysyllabic schemes. yes, they had fillers but that's what you get when you lay emphasis on syllabic rhyming.

this is why ibime had more punchlines cos ibime concentrated more on punchlines & haymakers. there's no way you should give punches to ibime & then tie them in rhymes. that decision is fraudulent. ibime got the punches & U3 decisively got the rhymes.

babyosisi: Truth be told,a Yoruba men are very romantic
If an igbo man and Yoruba man were chasing an Igbo girl,the Yoruba man will most likely sweep her off her feet
He will spoil her with money,Igbo men are more stingy ( frugal) but Yoruba man will give his whole profit to woo the woman
They are good boyfriend material but that is where it ends
When marriage time comes,the girl had better face east for a more meaningful union

of course, the average yoruba man is more civilised & his persuasive game is more advanced than his igbo counterpart.

babyosisi: Bianca Ojukwu again
The object of Yoruba obsession,I hear you

.

hahahaha - she's supposed to be the first lady of biafra. how did things go awry for her especially cheating before her hubby died?

On this forum alone how many stories of Yoruba actresses having babies out of wedlock have we read?
How many of a woman trying to pin a bobo to her pregnancy
How many of doubtful paternity
How many of children emerging in their tens after the death of a man
You don't have to search deep
That scares Igbos
I am not saying such things are unheard of in Igboland but it is heavily frowned at
A child born out of wedlock on Igboland belongs to the woman's family
It is a huge shame
That is why illegitimate belle is hidden
But Yorubas flaunt it and announce it and throw parties to celebrate the arrival of the baby sired by a married man
A arrived Yoruba woman will wear asho ebi to the naming ceremony if her husban's mistress's baby
That is an alien culture to us
That is one of the reasons our people are fearful of our girl's marrying Yoruba men
Marriage means something different between the two groups

perhaps this could be because yorubas adopted the western civilisation much more than the igbos. marriage is not slavery in the west. yorubas are doing whatever liberates them like you would find in other western countries.

In Yorubaland a mistress with a baby automatically elevates to the status of wifehood Not so in Igboland
A mistress is hidden and the man does all he can to make sure no baby arrives ,because he doesn't want to shame his family
That is a huge cultural difference and many of our women have married Yoruba men who ended up with babies all around time because it is their culture.his dad and uncles did it freely. It is not our accepted tradition

it's the same everywhere - whether it's accepted or not is a different thing entirely. which yoruba family deliberately advises their daughter to get impregnated premaritally - your assertion is bordering on hyperbole, abeg.

the picture you have painted of your men is even embarrassing. that it's coming out of a woman is degrading. so mistresses are hidden? no wonder baby farms are littered everywhere in the east - so that's something to gloat about publicly? wow!!!!

osisi, you are doing your people a disservice with the things you are saying here. you are directly telling us your men are brutish chauvinistic pigs who would go at any length to hide their mistresses & their love-child.

babyosisi: Coogar why are you getting upset
Igbo men prefer to marry Igbo women
That is just a fact
Meanwhile there are many Yoruba men that swear that they will not marry Yoruba women
There are those that of dream of marrying Igbo women
If my memory serves me right aren't you one of the Yoruba guys that told us here that you don't don't like Yoruba women
There has been several with those confessions

But like I said,if you have money,we can manage you

why should i get upset of their backward reasoning? it's more like disappointment than anger. i have had plenty of babes cutting across all tribes & races & i can tell you each of them is a product of her environment.

an igbo chic raised in lagos would have the same character as a yoruba chic raised in lagos. promiscuity has no tribal code. bianca ojukwu is an igbo woman & she has several promiscuity charges hanging over her head.

Austinmoor: My friend have not said no, scared of making situation worse for her. Is the idea of introducing his ex to his family (and keep the relationship clean) as away of solving this problem ok, considering the fact that women could be jealous. Which other ways can he get himself out of this debacle without hurting the woman. She vehemently promised not to bother his family.

if she gets pregnant, she would bother his family. at least the love-child would demand to see his dad & that's bothersome.

if your friend starts screwing this woman, she might bother him too. when emotions, passion and love get into the equation, women tend to act crazy. she would forget all her vows & call your friend @ 1 am.

tell your friend to arrange a guy for her. that's the only solution. however, if your friend wishes to fully exercise his rights as a true african male then he can go ahead & sow his wild oats. i support him fully on that - even martin luther king had a side-chick.

ngozievergreen: which one is Igbo miscreant and rich Yoruba gentleman?
Even by stereotypes, ur question should be the other way round.

upgrade your cognitive reasoning.

since tribe is the most important for you - i am asking you a question where you have only 2 options to either marry a gentleman from another tribe or a miscreant from your own tribe........which of them would you marry, it's a hypothetical statement...no offence given.

onecola: when it comes to marriage Igbos want to ensure they marry to people they can understand. marriage within ones town of origin was prevalent then due to there was little urban migration, my father and his 2 brothers all married from my community no even from other towns in the same local government, so is their sisters who all got married to people of same town. In contrast both my maternal and paternal grand mothers are not from my town though nearby town, the eldest of my maternal mother's brother married a fulani woman who if she is still around will be 90+old. The trend is quite changing as none of my immediate sibling is married from local govts that is close to my town.

this reeks of inbreeding.

pickabeau1: The lady wants some good lovin!....okafee's law

you are correct....
i just read the OP's post again & i saw where he said the widow promises to take care of the consequences of their affair even if it means raising the child on her own......that is so desperate of her!!!

and yet some people would say okafor's law is nonsense.

ngozievergreen: Lie of the year.
60%
Nah

so ngozi would rather choose an igbo miscreant over a rich yoruba gentleman?

Austinmoor: Please kindly help advice a friend of mine who is presently under pressure to go into an affair with his ex. My friend is happily married but somehow got connected to his ex(first love of the ex), who has been widowed for about 5 yrs now.The fire was rekindled when my friend showed some niceties to her. My friend is confused because the ex said she has never been happy since her parent disallowed her from marrying him and now that she is free she has vowed to be happy again with him. Though she promised not to disturb his family. My friend said she promised to take care of herself (she is employed) and the consequences of the action even if it results into having baby. What should my friend as she claim she has not had any relationship since the death of her husband and my friend is the only person that can bring joy into her life again.

making her happy doesn't have to involve a relationship or marital affair with her. your friend should introduce her to the wife. support her morally, spiritually & perhaps financially & give her a listening ear. widows tend to be lonely - they often need a shoulder to cry on.

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]LOL! educated? * smh

It is your papas generation that started this backward custom. Drop christianity first. Then you will not just be educated, but "enlightened".

Follow the footsteps of our Great thinkers, Chinua Achebe and WOle Soyinka and Im sure Nigeria will be a Great Nation.[/quote]so we should drop christianity that preaches love your neighbour as yourself & embrace the one that discriminates against our kindred because of some idiotic myths?

hahahaha - you are smarter than einstein.

Psychedelia: That Osu thing is a joke now. In the past, they used to say mere taking gifts from an Osu would make you one. Well, what about Uni boys and girls who've been phucking like wildcats?
All these guys who've patronized prosstiitutes, are they also going to tell us, that while slapping on the rubber, they say, "Oh, by the way, I forgot to ask, are you Osu?"

Or is anybody going to tell me he'd ask this girl if she was Osu before tearing her to pieces from the back?

afam probably asks them before he penetrates. he gives them a questionnaire to fill & a big bible to swear with.

Iyineda: I guess my mother isn't Igbo then since she married a Yoruba lad, from Ijebu-Ode.

well, according to the populist opinion your ijebuode dad would soon kick out your igbo mum as yorubas don't respect the marriage institution.

can you imagine such?

lorretta u: On the contrary igbos are more westernised than most parts of Nigeria(they only exhibit that culture when time for marriage comes)

more westernised? i strongly disagree. the coastal areas are the most westernised in nigeria.

[quote author=Loski_Nedu]Your are right!!! In saner climes, the Parliament would have enacted laws that will repel this age-long obnoxious practice.[/quote]the most annoying thing is the community allows it. i can understand our foremothers & forefathers with little or no education embracing such evil practises but our generation has no excuse kowtowing such an evil practise.

we are educated!


[quote author=Loski_Nedu]It doesn't change especially when it comes to marriage and leadership positions. However, the discrimination is somehow veiled in churches.[/quote]houston, we have a problem!!!

[quote author=Loski_Nedu]You are partly right. In yonder, the Osus were revered cos people believe that they belong to the gods and hence any ill-treatment melted out to them attracts the wrath of the gods. Alas!! Christianity came and the gods somehow lost their original place, thus, sadly, the reverence of the Osus gave way to discrimination.[/quote]so what happens if an osu converts to christianity today, does it change her status or she's an osu for life?

[quote author=Loski_Nedu]The government has a huge role to play in bringing an end to the pathetic Osu practice. The funny part is that the discrimination is spearheaded by ardent Christian Igboka whom their religious teachings espouse that Christ died for all and all human beings are equal in the eyes of God.[/quote]we don't have a government in nigeria. from the federal to the state to the local - they are all numbskulls. the same people who discriminate against their kindred in igbo land are the same ones that would shout tribalism in ladipo market or racism in texas.

babyosisi: There is something in an Igbo man that makes him adore Igbo women
Three times I had tried to matchmake some folks
The moment I mentioned the woman was Yoruba,without even seeing a picture,the men lost interest including a girl whose mom was Igbo and father Yoruba.
One of the guys I was matchmaking with my school daughter,a physician ,his mother was on the background asking " Juo ya ma o nwere Onye Igbo doctor o ma"
( ask her if she knows an Igbo female doctor )
Igbo men prefer Igbo women no doubt and have broken many hearts and when they venture out they prefer to look towards Calabar side or Rivers and Igbo/ Igboid parts of Delta.We are similar in many ways.
Igbos are family oriented and prefer cultures where the family unit in strong
Yorubas are very polygamous and promiscuous and have kids out of wedlock from complicated backgrounds so an Igbo man is fearful that a woman from such a background will not be good enough to raise a lasting family with.

if all you said is true, then western education didn't achieve much in eastern nigeria. what a pity!!!!!

deols: Men and women should learn to cook.

just like women should learn to change car tyres, repair garage doors, install huge electrical appliances, change a bulb, replace a blown fuse.

Afam4eva: From my understanding, an OSU is a descendant of those that were sacrificed to the gods and the only way you'll know an Osu is if you're told. It's not written on the forehead. I've never seen an Osu in my life and invariably have not seen the discrimination people keep talking about. Though i heard there are communities that are wholly Osu people.

shouldn't such practises of discrimination be outlawed? osu my foot!!! let me see a mazi or igwe that would prevent me from marrying someone they think is OSU......i would start a riot in that village.

mikuz: Even judges sef. Later una go say make I come clean thread. Abeg make una chill for Mykali first, in order not to influence his verdict.

mykali is a goat.....
i dunno why you included him amongst the judges. he's never punctual, he's too unserious. there are more competent veterans that can replace him. chamotex, chic2pimp, etc