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chaircover: LOL

Coogar Dont mind him, some of us spell it that way jare

You guessed half right o! I was born and bred in Owerri

Oghos1: Mistake?. Yea ryt!.

This thread is d capital city of exaggeration. Those praised are often over praised n vice versa.

U onli nid to notice his pressing both up n down d pitch to understand why he is being favoured.

His attacking play is no where near as bad as u all make it to be.

Polio: Cooking Ogbonna?

Can you cook Adaobi or Awele then?

StarBoard: After that, what did Valencia contribute?
Coming from a mistake at the Cardiff backline, are we going to start singing halleluyah for Valencia?

elrony: Valencia the one way caterpillar ninja...dat nigga is by no doubt a nice RB no more,no less!!!

Ahmed musa is better than dat nigger as an attacking winger !!

Any fella dat thinks he is better than Nani should be stoned to death!!!!!

Guys is Zaha injured, dead or has been released?...sup with gollum on that lad?

StarBoard: Stop wasting your time and mb talking to a trapezium headed rastaman high on onugbu leaves.

Like I said earlier on, he just chants their names without bringing up any tangible thing they've done. Valencia was United's worst player going forward on Sunday. No depth, no creativity, no beating your unheralded marker one on one except those trademark trailer turns.

Yet this one with mule's manhood lodged in his an-al sphincter is calling people who are talking about how Valencia limits united to 4-4-2 emptyheads.

pickabeau1: hmm... i agree that its a bit tough havings kids bat right into the institution
Grandmas are not so easy to rope in nowadays as they themselves are working and sometimes are stretched across 3 - 4 grandkids

What is clear from this discourse so far is that one has to plan well before parenting
This can include part time work, au pairs, spacing to have time

May God help us

BinghiNya: Too many empty heads supporting united, the former gaffer preferred AV to Ninny, Moyes prefers him to Ninny, yet some empty heads who don't understand what soccer is are easily fooled by tricks amateur players perform on regular basis. TV25, WR10 are here to stay, if you dont like it, take a shot to your forehead, kpooyaka

pickabeau1: coogar.. good debating prowess but you have to make your premise realistic

How many people can afford to live a normal life on one income immediatelyafter marriage and this is not about the Joneses...

The UK is a bit better and a no brainer because childcare costs more or less offset the cost of one partner working

I get your points but you need to be more realistic

lynk106: This whole 'debate' is somewhat senseless. Esp on the first page when a poster(coogar) said "career women" shouldn't get married.
what?? are we in the 1960s?? remembering those days when PhD used to stand for "Put Husband Down" when women were forced to choose between getting an education or getting married.(does anyone remember WEEK - Women Education End in the Kitchen).

Newsflash! This is 2013 for christsake. Anybody who lives abroad in a country like USA knows that career women are actually MORE likely to get married than the lower class or uneducated women who end up as baby mamas. If you look at who make up the middle class,it consists of two working parents. In fact, increasingly, women are the breadwinners (ie there is an increase in the number of families where women earn more than their husbands). Most men in developed world have wizened up to the simple fact that marriage is actually less burdensome when the wife has a career.

That is unless the man is someone who still believes in the idea that women should be "submissive" rotflmao then in that case, such a man should forget about marriage unless he happens to be rolling in dollars to sustain a stay at home, "submissive" wife and family. I put submissive in quotation because technically you can't physically abuse her (to force her into submission) or deprive her. you might end up in jail or divorced. so you need to actually be financially secure as a male to marry a stay at home wife!!

How many men are financially secure? Hence why having a woman to contribute is very helpful. It's going to take Nigeria a few years or decades to catch up to this way of life but catch up,we will.

Coogar, I really don't know what lala-land you are living in. Even your posts on this page are just borderline ludicrous. Almost seems like you are posting rubbish just to amuse yourself in riling us up. Please stop it.

kandiikane: Lol, what? Like I said stop speaking out of your azz.

Well, pardon me if I assumed you are a hypocrite.

Why don't you read once in a while rather than makeu up nonsense from hearsay

Stop making up shyt! I don't 'roll' with men. I roll with myself. I am going to point out where you contradicted yourself later on. Why would any sensible man tell his wife to stop working and stay at home? Only a control freak and a thoughless man will say such a thing. Hell, i am sure even bill gates made sure his wife had something going for herself because he knows he isn't really going to leaving his hard earned money for her.

Ok, wait, are you for or against a career woman? A man should stay at home to look after the kids if the wife earns more than him? Are you confused? Wasn't your argument against women working?

Then why the hell are you arguing? See your contradiction? If the issue isn't about money why should a husband tell the wife to stop working? Naah, i think you are the one high on dog shyt. If a family is equal to man+woman+child then what is your problem with a career woman? She is part of the equation, na or is she not a woman? As you rightfully wrote, it isn't about the money but the sense of self worth even if the husband was making 10times more than average salary!

Unless, you were born with a vagina, you can't say nada. Your type will be the same man who will look down on a woman who isn't working. Listen many women have tried this housewife nonsense and they suffered severely for it. I am sure we all saw the thread a while back of a nigerian governor in American who one day decided to kick his wife out of his mansion along with his kids. I don't blame him but the useless wife who felt like because she was married to man with a mansion she could live comfortably by just sitting at home doing nothing but enjoying the wealth she accumulated through marriage. Nonsense! To all the wannabe housewives on here, make sure you enjoy that more than average salary your hubby is making ohh because when he is ready, you will be frying plantain by the road side like you use to.

Coogar, please, when you have your daughters make sure you don't take them to school ohh. You don't want them becoming career women and defying what you stand for by working hard for themselves and making more than average salary. Make sure you keep them locked up and marry them as quickly as possible so to avoid the embarrassment of them looking after you when your pubes have turned grey and you are on your deathbed. You don't want them using money on you, noo, you want them to be housewives. Feeding children and cleaning because that is what you brought them in this world to do.

Katsumoto: Is there a live session here tonight?

Pataki: Sweetest news to read on the scummies thread.

Phema: He doesn't need good sex from the said lady, he needs a child. He can have good sex with any other lady.

As for the sperm bank risks, well, everything in life comes with some level of risk. Who says the the natural method is risk free? The lady can sleep with other men, get pregnant for one of them and claim the child is OPs.

kandiikane: Stop talking out of your azz.

kandiikane: Coogar, you will be the same one looking down on single mothers. What is the point of having a man in your life then if he is unable to bring up his children too? If bringing up a child is for the mother, why the hell do we chastise single mothers?

I mean, apart from those living on the dole, many are working and raising their children so there is no need to have a man around since women are more efficient in bringing up a child, yes? If one salary is ok to you, then being a single parent is not a bad way to go, no?

I am sure many would rather that than have a man who does nothing to contribute to the upbringing of his children. Your 8hour salary won't bring up your child.

Phema: I honestly do not have any problems with your arrangement. Not everyone believes in marriage and not everyone should be married. Some people just cannot deal with the whole commitment thingy. It is not for the faint hearted, i tell ya.

You not wanting to get married doesn't make you a bad person. It only means that you know your capabilities and have sincerely accepted them. Don't mind those castigating you. Some (if not most) of them are in horrible marriages and wish they had half the nerve you have.

I'm sure there are ladies out there who want the exact same thing you want, but scared about what the society will say especially in a country like ours.

However, I would advice you go for pure surrogacy through artificial insemination. That way, it's just contract and no emotions involved. When emotions are involved in this kind of deal, it could wrong.

Another one you might want to consider is open marriage. That might even be easier for you. You two get to bring up the kid/s together under same roof while having other partners.

Bottom line, get a lady that shares your ideologies, understands what you want and doesn't confirm to societal norms. Goodluck.

dayokanu: Wont the mother grooming your son turn him into a doll loving, barbie adoring, lullaby singing wuss?

dayokanu: So what of when you have sons would your wife be doing arm wrestling And cop & robbers

5points: Iv heard so much abt u and sagamite. Are u guys rilli gay partners? No offince

sheikh89:

Honestly dia r sum few pts I wana make:
1. Y do nigerians copy evri single tin don in america? Idols, nigeria's got talent etc...d tin taya me oo cos most of dem no gt originality wen compared 2 stuffs lyk Gulder Ultimate Search, maltina dance all & d lyks

sheikh89:
2. Y does evri single tin any tom, d*ck & harry concieves in dia heart & pastes on NL comes 2 FP? D oda day na 1 guy dey post pix of hw him commot wit him albino frnd... Abeg d MODs shld do sumtin odawise NL go fall lyk naijaloaded ooo...

RuuDie: Actually, I think Moyes is just getting to the point where he wants to start "easing" Wazza out...

steph7: shuush!!! don't forget I am besties with your girlfriend oh, I am a 100% sure she'll become a nun, if you were uncircumcised, and you know what that means.

kandiikane: LOL! Oh i am sexist? Go look at the definition and then look in the mirror. I believe you need to learn some economics and not me. One parents salary isn't enough in these times and economy we are in. Get that through your head. Is it the parents who look after the kids in nursery? Again, another ignorant comment, are you saying fathers are unable to care and nurture for their children naturally? So, i am guessing gay parents, stay at home fathers or single fathers are doing a phucked up job in raising their children, right? I don't know but I have certainly seen many fathers feeding their babies.

steph7: Coogar, what's is your girlfriend's opinion in this circumcision matter? but seriously, male circumcision is a good thing, I would never forget my reaction the first time I saw an uncircumcised pen.is

dayokanu: Can we make it two weekends if YPP agrees

steph7: Coogar respect your self and stop that rough play! which kind of yeye stop circumcision is that. The sight of an uncircumcised pen.is is enough to make females take vows of celibacy.

dayokanu: Who can dare ignore a yellow pawpaw like you. Omo dara bi ojo. Bi ko ba le je aya eni, ko ya je ale eni (Ask any Yoruba person to interprete)

Who can ignore a good thing like you

Have you thought about it that some ppl might be intimidated by your yellowness, especially when its untouchable

So how can I make that slipup of mine up to you. Anything you say I would do

jennykadry: Who cares about looks? As long as the uncircumcised man can remember to brush his finger against one tiny M&M located in a woman's "clears throat" ....we are good to go. Same as an ugly uncircumcised man, as long as he has a good looking, well hydrated, oxygen filled sizable yekini hanging down his leg......Sire, we can always do a face mask