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GustavoFring: Lol you missed this one:

Doesn't look very toned.

And this one:

He looks fat!


or this guy?

O ga fun e o

StarBoard: If anybody didn't recall that Fergie sent him to the US for weight conditioning at a point during 2010/11 and is arguing for Rooney being overweight is either arguing foolishly or isn't up to par with the situation of things.

And yet people on this thread kneel down and unbutton his shorts and lick his manhood everyday.

No.
Rooney is God in human form. He is United's saviour and cannot be sold, even if he is messing us up badly by stifling our play in the hole where he is supposed to run and forcing a technically better player to be deployed wide at left.

If he has a 62% pass accuracy vs Real Sociedad, it is Kagawa who is biscuit bone and Nani who can't track back or van Persie is selfish.
The things we read on this thread sef.

GustavoFring: You will notice that I pointed out 'Borderline' Overweight.

Again refer to Zlatan and CR7 and their BMIs, will you consider them as even close to being overweight?

Yet BMI says they are.

Would you say Lukaku and Lebron are Overweight? Go on...I dare you. Yet their BMIs clearly suggest that they are!

Rooney is clearly a stocky and muscled player. He will definitely have a high BMI. It does not necessarily mean that he is fat and/or overweight. I'm not saying that he isnt, but BMI does not prove nada. Google the Indian Paradox for more info.

Meanwhile, I've posted pics of Anderson with Moobs and Potbelly and you still say the whale is not fat?

StarBoard: That part really got me wondering on how people argue.
They started calling LeBron James and co. just to validate a point that facts have already busted.
First Anderson was overweight. BMI proved he was not, yet they want to use LeBron James to dispute Rooney's BMI that clearly states he is overweight. One of thereasons he fell out with FEegie who was brave enough to point that out to him.

As per Ronaldo, I'm thinking nothing on earth woulda stopped him from leaving for Real.
At least the United fans understood that it was not about money, unlike mercenary Rooney who is angling for another payrise.

Seeing Ronaldo destroy Sweden by himself was actually depressing for me.
Fat Rooney will never get to bail England out if they get in a jam like Portugal found themselves

GustavoFring: BMI does not take into account lean mass and body fat percentages. It does not take body frames into consideration.

That's why Athletes like Lebron James (BMI = 27.37) and Zlatan (BMI = 24.83) are seen as overweight and borderline overweight using that flawed model.

Even CR7 (BMI = 24.42) is borderline Overweight and Lukaku(BMI = 27.56) is almost obese.

If you really want to know what Athletes are fat, check their body fat percentages. Nobody measures athletes with BMI

StarBoard: To think the author of these epistles on this thread doesn't know that a hit on the opponents woodwork is a shot off target.
Yet he will attempt to educate some of us with his memories of Mexico 86 and tell us that we do not know what we are saying about Wayne Rooney.
Sometimes it's not worth it to answer some of these newspaper stand analysts.

elampiro: I thought I heard England hit the post. How do they now have zero shot on target? Or post is off target?

dademola: Cooger, just go n check d BMI's of dem lebron james and ko! D values clearly exceed d maximum u talk abt, buh lebron's coach can NEVER EVER EVER say lebron is overweight!

elampiro: Coogar, how can you say Rooney is not as healthy because of his weight. Muscle and age adds to weight. As long as the weight is not from fat.

Would you say John Cena is unhealthy? 6.1 or 1.85 at 114kg.
Rooney is 5.9, you can see his muscle all over his body.

dademola: im talking about being overweight viz a viz fitness levels for athletes! D discussion was hinged on it! "Overweight" in this context means that d particular weight of d player is affecting his fitness level. Different players need different BMI's to perform at uptimum level. For example. Player X might need to hav a BMI of 10 so as to attain uptimum fitness, while player Y may just need a BMI of 5! To attain these values, we knw its only d weight dt can be tampered wif( since d assumption is that d players hav stopped growing).

dademola: pay attention to d phrase i highlighted

dademola: source please??

ileobatojo: Rotfl! They've been exposed! So all the unnecessary gra gra they do is fake eh?

Coogar, I'm pretty sure it's you, let me catch you yabbing women again in this place!

dademola: workrate has everything to do with fitness. An unfit player cant display d impressive workrate rooney has! Dats my point! I'd say this again: if a stocky player has persistent fitness issues(and not injury problems like d players u listed), chances are that he is overweight! Anderson falls into dis category

leggo: ribery should reject the ballon d'or if he is awarded it.. CR7 and Messi are 10 steps ahead

GustavoFring: That guy with boobs and belle is muscled?

GustavoFring: https://distilleryimage0.s3.amazonaws.com/979eb4daab9111e2a15322000aa80445_7.jpg

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And you say he's not fat...Even the boy dey laff you
https://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2480340.ece/ALTERNATES/s2197/Anderson-corner-2480340.png

dademola: rooney's B.M.I hasnt been a hindering factor for him this season....atleast so far! U r d same person dt talks abt his workrate, yet u claim he isnt fit. Hw can an unfit player hav a high workrate? Ts like ur definition of fitness differs frm mine.....

afrodoc: very nice pictures ,you are indeed a loyalist of FAT Anderson and i applaud your efforts
But these are not the pics we see on the pitch AND we all know that HALF of Anderson's weight is in his butt

afrodoc: I agree with you completely and borrowing a leaf from your logic only a complete idiot would say Anderson is not fat when he clearly is.

afrodoc: I take those stats with a bowl of salt.
The only way FAT Anderson is 69 kg is if he was weighed in outer space!

dademola: wen stocky players hav fitness issues, one has no choice buh to relate it to dia weights! presently, Rooney is very fit, so his weight cant be sed to be a problem!

GustavoFring: C'mon!

You really believe that fat baby walrus is only 69kg?

Maybe that was what he weighed as a baby...way back...before he developed his own gravitational force field.

In any case, Rooney has achieved far more than Anderson can ever hope to- We both know that, so comparing him to Rooney is a moot point.

nitlad: The same Hummels and Boateng that got ündressed by Cassano in one fell swoop? Hehehehe I laugh in Angela Merkel. . .

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GustavoFring: Do you mean your Brazilian Elephant?

I wonder where you people keep seeing material to see jersey for that fatso.

The guy is a talent no doubt. But he has had numerous jabs of the Heathrow injection.

I'm sure one of these days, he'll mistake little pea for an actual meal...you better hide Hernandez

GustavoFring:

Ujujoan: So now it's biology
I give up, you've completely lost it Coogar . . .

No wonder she's worried . . .
https://www.nairaland.com/1523652/hes-different-nairaland

Ujujoan: Honestly coogar, jokes apart.

Sometimes, in your bid to defend the indefensible, you completely loose sight of simple reasonable reasoning.

sCun: Better than a product of gay marriage. How are your two fathers doing?

sCun: And your whorîsh mum should have closed her filthy legs.