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Sports › Re: Amuneke Beat-up Iheanachos' American Football Agent by coogar: 1:10pm On Nov 19, 2013
sCun: What is the moral of your useless story?
the moral of your useless utterance is your father should have used a condom.
Sports › Re: Amuneke Beat-up Iheanachos' American Football Agent by coogar: 1:01pm On Nov 19, 2013
GeneralShepherd: And we accuse Yoruba's of tribal bigotry, so Amuneke now represents the good people of Imo state.
I studied in Owerri and Imo people generally are welcoming and content with whatever they have; little be it or much.
anambra people & imo people like to fight for a non-existent supremacy. imos think they are the real igbos & the anambra folks think they are the #1 igbos.
Sports › Re: Amuneke Beat-up Iheanachos' American Football Agent by coogar: 12:49pm On Nov 19, 2013
Afam4eva: If Amuneke really did it then he should be ashamed of himself. Na by force?
agents take as much as 5-20% of the transfer fee. you should understand there's always going to be a fuss over such stuff. should city pay anything more than £5m for iheanacho then his agent will laugh to the bank - some armed robbers don't make such amount in a year.
Family › Re: Why Do African Men Act Like They Are Doing Women A Favour…? by coogar: 12:37pm On Nov 19, 2013
Ujujoan: I just went through your post and it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever . . . no offence! cool cool
a well-written mathematical theorem would make no sense whatsoever to a tomato seller. no offense taken! grin

byvan: Coogar ! ! ! championing the course of promiscuous men since 1900,Jisi ike na oru(more grease to your elbow) tongue.
byvan - my dearest Biafran! grin
what's been up?
Travel › Re: The Shame Called Murtala Muhammed International Airport by coogar: 12:35pm On Nov 19, 2013
MMIA is the worst airport in the world.
the heat in there is worse than anything i have experienced in my life. the place is teeming with criminals, touts & airport officials that look like serial killers. MMIA is a boil on the face of humanity.
Family › Re: Why Do African Men Act Like They Are Doing Women A Favour…? by coogar: 12:25pm On Nov 19, 2013
bukatyne: A man that cheats on his wife doesn't love her genuinely
then you know nothing, absolutely nothing about men.
Family › Re: Married To A Banker; Hell On Earth! by coogar: 12:02pm On Nov 19, 2013
ifyalways: @Blank and Coogar,Moving closer to the wife's office won't stop the wife from coming back wasted.
Besides the OP's concern,I fear for the wife's health and the baby's too. Constant stress and washed out daily is not good for anyone,much more such a young lady. Make she no come break down someday.
i am sure you will agree if moving closer to the wife's office saves one hour then it's a plus. it means the child can sleep extra one hour & the wife would have one hour extra for the late night show.
Family › Re: Married To A Banker; Hell On Earth! by coogar: 11:53am On Nov 19, 2013
chaircover: Cooger good advise, but not everyone can afford to live on the island and I am assuming that this is where this banker works, and even the ones who live on the island experience heavy traffic too and they have to leave very early just for a journey of a few miles
i said move closer.....places like ebute meta, yaba, etc are closer to the third mainland bridge. there are affordable houses in such areas instead of staying in ketu & travelling 2 hours everyday to work. majority don't do their math before paying for rent. my house to my place of work is 30 mins by bus, 10 mins by train. i cannot wake earlier than 7.30am. i love my life.

For some bankers it’s not even the traffic, books must balance before the staff are let home and if that is the case, She is better off looking for a less busy branch to work in.
it's the traffic that compounds the weariness. a banker from the same branch that closes at 6pm & stays 20 mins away would be less fatigued than the one that closes 6pm & stays 3 hours away.

When we first moved to our area there was no traffic. Now if you want to get out, you have to leave at 5.45 at the latest or wait until after traffic subsides at 10am and this is the same for many areas these days. I’ve driven past the school on my road at 6am and seen kids of age 4 playing in the playground. Must be very difficult for those poor kids.
well - if my area is starting to get congested where it affects the well being of myself & my family then it's time to change address. children should not be staying too far away from school - it's unfair on the child. those are the ones you see in class sleeping & snoring.

Ujujoan: Errrm . . . . It's not just a 'few thousands of naira' embarassed embarassed

Sometimes the difference can run into hundreds of thousands or even a million. How much does her Zenith Bank job pay her?
the difference is sometimes few thousands but people just calculate the tangibles & ignore the intangibles.

The hubby is obviously jobless and cannot contribute much.
My advice will be to get another job entirely, or hire a nanny!
how did you reach this conclusion for fück's sake?
Family › Re: Why Do African Men Act Like They Are Doing Women A Favour…? by coogar: 11:42am On Nov 19, 2013
chaircover: The irony is that most of the men who say things like "men are programmed to cheat" "its in their genes" bla bla bla. if their daughter came back to your house with her load on head crying that her husband was cheating, chased her out, got another woman pregnant, contacted a STD etc from her cheating husband, you will all call a family meeting and start chastising the man and beating your chests "how can he treat my precious daughter that way" . . . .Then you wont remember that he is programmed to cheat.
no one here said men are programmed to cheat. i said men are more prone to infidelity. whatever happens to one's daughter is her own cross. so will a father in law go to her daughter's house to beat up the husband because of infidelity?

Omo olomo lo she lu pa. Its easy to beat other children to death but give your own children breastt milk, forgetting that what goes around comes around. Shebi you all have daughters and sisters. undecided
when it's not arranged marriage....
she as an adult chose her hubby by herself - it's exclusively her responsibility. mine as a parent is to guide her from childhood & help her navigate & condition her mind to make the best decision for herself at all times. once she chooses her partner, my hands are off...

Mr Ohio tongue NO!!!! if you love your wife you wont cheat. Why because you know how devastated and hurt she will be if she finds out, and because there is no guarantee that she wont find out, you wouldn't even want to put her through that trauma.
this is the crux of the issue.
men who cheat still love their wife. stop looking at this from the female angle. we understand women who cheat don't/might not love their partners anymore but men are way different. a man can be happy in his relationship & still sleep with a housemaid.....

Plus the fact that you may think that you are in control You may want to scratch an itch but the woman may have other intentions and until that woman finishes you like what happened in Fatal attraction. Many of you are just sitting ducks and you will eventually bring the ish home to the same wife that you say you love very much. Why put her at risk in the first instance if you love her?
well - only a good swimmer should skindive into a deep blue sea. i don't care what the intention of any woman can be. i know how to take care of myself & so do many men. shout out to the sitting ducks & their stupidity of getting entangled with psychotic women.

You people make it sound as if men who keep it together have a gene missing somewhere instead of praising them.
many who keep it together do so in spite of the hormones in them. it requires a great deal of self control & other factors come into play as well.

And who told you that women only cheat because they have something missing? Realistically how many relationships are 100% perfect. There is always something missing!!!!! No one or any relationship is perfect, which means that everyone is at liberty to cheat and can give the "something missing excuse"
women only cheat because they lack something....it could be as minor as attention, material wealth, care, etc. a man on the other hand can still cheat even if his relationship is 200% perfect. that's the difference between males & females.

So for example my husband doesn't wear pink shoes and I like men in pink shoes, which means I can have an affair with my colleague who wears pink shoes cool Thank you!
and you will agree with me that if you like men in pink shoes, the first instinct is to tell your husband to wear pink shoes or get him pink shoes as a birthday gift & all is well.

with a man, you can get him 30 pink shoes and he will still cheat if he wants to. perfection or imperfection in a relationship does not stop a man from infidelity. this is why some have concluded every man will cheat if the opportunity avails itself.
Family › Re: Married To A Banker; Hell On Earth! by coogar: 10:40am On Nov 19, 2013
maishot: I A̶̲̥̅♏ a 32 years old young man married to a 27+ year old banker. The challenge is really killing!
Everyday, I'll have to wake our little daughter by 4.30am, do our 15min quiet time, and also (sometimes) have to wake the mum.., before cooking everyone's meal. Finally, I'll have to boil water for both to take their bath, before mine. Then I dress our daughter for skul and take both to their respective places.
I'm not really complaining, but the problem comes when ♍¥ wife comes back,mostly by 9.30pm (no thanks to Zenith Bank) and is so fagged out that she seats on the couch for about an hour, looks for what to eat and goes to bed.., with no show for me.
This has been going on for the past two and a half years. Its really difficult and getting to "tire" me. What can I do? undecided
it's a very simple solution....
move closer to where your wife works & change the school of your daughter. it's not advisable to stop your wife from working just because you want late night shows. basically, this is penny wise, pound foolish.

people live far away from civilisation just because they want to save few thousands of naira in rent forgetting intangibles like distance travelled to work, fuel, stress & fatigue, having to wake up far too early, etc.
Family › Re: Why Do African Men Act Like They Are Doing Women A Favour…? by coogar: 9:46pm On Nov 18, 2013
Nashville: Bros, can you please explain this genetic code that makes man polygamous by nature? I did not go to an Ivy League school so may be I was not taught. Please explain how men are biologically polygamous and what in their DNA causes it. So some of us that are monogamous and dont cheat on our wives, does that mean something is wrong with us? Are we lesser creatures than you guys with that code? Please explain!
what he's trying to say is infidelity is different for men than it is for women. men are more susceptible to infidelity & a man can be very happy in a relationship and still cheat. it's extremely rare to find a happy woman cheating in a relationship. women mostly cheat because they lack one or two things in their relationship.

men cheat because they can - they don't have to miss anything in a relationship to cheat. as a matter of fact, men do really love their partners when they cheat because it's just about that 5 mins. men don't care about the girls they are cheating with - most of the time, they can't even remember her name or her birthday. he's just eager to scratch an irritating itch. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 9:00pm On Nov 18, 2013
montelik: You keep insisting we should have sent him on loan, but the problem was that United had pulled every string possible and promised the courts they would keep Morisson at O.T under the watchful eyes off SAF and the great institution that is Man United to get him under control, all in order to avoid him doing time for his numerous brushes with the law. Hence loaning him out was not possible at the time. You don't think there were teams beat down our door to take him.
his major problem was his immediate environment - which was manchester. royal antwerp in belgium would have done the lad a world of good. if he's doing well @ west ham, logic suggests he woulda done well in belgium. antwerp & united have a partnership so taking him off our hands couldn't have been a problem. even solskjaer would have taken him in norway.

Talent or not, the boy made his position at O.T untenable.
SAF gave up on him too soon......

We do have a buy back clause. It was inserted as an after-thought as SAF initailly wanted to cut all strings, but it was inserted strangely enough by his agent with the approval of Gill. Its fairly complicated and could be erased if/when Ravel signs a new deal with the Hammers.
morrison is better than any youngster @ old trafford. he's supremely gifted - he's been ready for the big stage for the past 3 years but SAF became senile in his latter years preferring to bring scholes back instead of promoting pogba/morrisson.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:58pm On Nov 18, 2013
montelik: If he likes, Ravel can score 100 goals this season, our decision to let him go would still be justified. The boy would have ended like Mad Timms if he remained at O.T.
our decision to let him go is a crazy decision. we don't have to sell morrison to keep him away from manchester. united have a long term partnership with royal antwerp in belgium - we have sent several young players there on loan in the past.

You should at least be happy that we have a buy back clause (fairly complicated and costly one) so if he really gets it going, we can activate it. Though I still believe Manchester is the last place for him to be for at least another 3-4 years when he has matured some more.
i don't think we have a buy-back clause. allardyce paid morrison's fees outrightly but i heard we get as much as £25,000 per appearance in a west ham shirt.
Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar: 7:42pm On Nov 18, 2013
dayokanu: With her attention seeking self you think if she has as much as a damning text message or email or anything she wouldnt have released it?

4 months ago no one knew Ese Walter, Today on her twitter feed she probably has thousands of followers same with her blog and she is making some money

By next yr you would see headlines of her blog like "Tinubu stop telling me to come visit you on your yatch at night" or "Coogar go and attend to your wife and stop stalking me"
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 5:23pm On Nov 18, 2013
dayokanu: The truth is Bayern would have turned the EPL to a one team league if they were playing there. Bayern is simply a superior team all round

Now tell me how historically Liverpool is better than Bayern
not possible.....
bayern wouldn't have the financial clout to compete with chelsea & city. it means one of lahm, neuer, schweini, kroos, muller, etc won't be playing for bayern.

then you have teams like liverpool & man utd(seasoned teams with european glory) to contend with. seriously, you are pissing in the wind. i agree sturridge won't get near the german team but i strongly disagree bayern will boss the EPL.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Students In The Uk How Do You Survive? by coogar: 4:47pm On Nov 18, 2013
What's the pros and cons of dating a 29yrs old,britsh working class girlhuhmeanwhile I'm just a jjc msc programme student....
the prospects are nice....
the caveat is don't cheat on her - brits love easily & hate even quicker than they love. so whatever you do, do not cheat.
Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar: 3:58pm On Nov 18, 2013
pickabeau1: Adams.... i heard hes in cahoots with one of the Big Brother contestants grin

In this I agree 100%.. This is Naija
i need evidence - too many rumours fly in nigeria. remember how we were beaten 100-0 by india in the 60s/70s. didn't they say our goalkeeper kept seeing lions & tigers?

nigerians lie effortlessly.....
Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar: 3:53pm On Nov 18, 2013
pickabeau1: If the incident did not happen and I happen to be an upstanding member of society like a pastor or a politician, i will throw the book at her
Her family will not finish paying the libel damages

The lull or stalemate is really as a result of our naija mentality where everything goes
In other climes where your name is key, sue first and find out later

See what happened in the tabloid that published Willn Kates pic in Europe, the french tabloid was ready to pay

Remi T/Mama Jonah may not respond to you because it may be true grin
ese that cannot even afford 3 square meals? hahahahaha - stop the jokes. who did adam oshiomole sue when his picture was splashed on the tabloids?

biko - this is nigeria!

pickabeau1: hahahahaha....
I am only particular on this.. if the allegations are true

Fato has lost his calling to be preaching and should restitute
lost his calling based on the hearsay from a lunatic? i think not. the people that took ese seriously then are starting to question their own sanity now. ese's plan to use a scandal to gain recognition failed wholesomely.

she needs training from kim kardashian or monica lewinsky.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
dayokanu: So if Fabregas plays Center forward does that make him a striker?
yes, he is....
if he gets the ball & he finds himself in the position to score, he would oblige.

Muller is a right sided forward for the most of it and rarely plays as top striker. Muller at the top is a "strikerless formation"
muller is a forward/striker. he is comfortable in both positions. he was the arrowhead against city on the night.

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StarBoard: Please stop showing us this.
The Rooney fraternity will not let us hear that he is the best player for United.
elampiro will say he is biscuit bone material.
Or that Holland is not a top team.
hehehe - rooney is clueless in that role.
meanwhile, ravel morrison continues to show his precocious talents. i would give everything to have him back(including giving rooney to west ham).


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 3:20pm On Nov 18, 2013
dayokanu: They prefer to play strikerless as this emphasize the strenght of their play

If Germany wants a striker they can use any of Gomez, Kruse, Kiessling etc

But nowadays the formation is rendering the striker redundant especially in top games

Bayern molested Man City at Emirates without a striker they had to sit Mandzukic of the bench to play 6 midfielders
dayo, stop lying....
muller took the centre forward position that night.
Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar:
bukatyne: How did you know that Fatoyinbo is innocent?
Is he the only MOG around?
he has not admitted guilt - ese has admitted her guilt from her own confession. it's ese's words against the pastor. ese claimed she's got evidence but 90 days after, we are still waiting for her to produce that evidence.

In every rumor, there is an element of truth
Finally, if she is lying, he has nothing to fear
in every rumour, there's no element of truth. any idiöt can make false allegations against anyone. i just don't believe anything put on my plate - i am highly educated to fall for such cheap trickery.

adam oshiomole's face was photoshopped receiving fellatïo from a no-mark pröstitute. i am sure there's an element of truth in that according to your logic, isn't it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coogar: 2:56pm On Nov 18, 2013
GustavoFring: Walcott would make that German squad as would Cahill, Ashley, Glen Johnson, Rooney and Sturridge.

Lahm will be moved to Midfield to accommodate.
johnson & sturridge would not make that german team. sturridge does not even have a football brain. the german team is not about any individual show-off, they all play for the team....
Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar: 2:30pm On Nov 18, 2013
pickabeau1: ok...
i think his reputation took a hit so he should get it back by throwing the book at her

He should make her pay if she is guilty
he does not need such.
ese wants the attention - feeding her would let her achieve her primary objective. pastor biodun's golden silence must have hurt ese & this is why she's screaming like a rhesus monkey again & making fresh claims against another married man.

pastor biodun's reputation took a dent? last thing i heard was increase in the number of his congregation. he's not been kicked out of PFN and things are generally ticking for the pastor & his family. he's left ese walters for God to deal with.
Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar: 2:18pm On Nov 18, 2013
pickabeau1: the coogar
if she is guilty of besmirching the reputation of the God of Man..
Then she should be tried in civil court for libel
she must go down!
why dignify a career pröstitute with such attention? take her to a civil court & give her the attention she desperately craves? come on - the best way to put a pröstitute in her place is silence.

If she is not nko and the act really took place .......
then let ese provide the evidence....
the onus is on her to prove pastor biodun is guilty. she's claimed she has got the evidence - why then is she withholding it?

it's been 3 months since this incident so why the delay? at least, monica lewinsky provided a blouse stained with bill clinton's sëmen. where is ese walter's compelling evidence?
Family › Re: How Do I Deal With A Denied Pregnancy? by coogar: 1:47pm On Nov 18, 2013
[quote author=n.oxide]Nice post

@bolded, not good at all, her fertility will be compromised[/quote]i'd rather take that risk than have her pregnant at 15. prevention is always better than cure. civilisation has made parenting even more difficult especially in an environment where you cannot even spank these kids.
Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar: 1:30pm On Nov 18, 2013
dayokanu: Its almost 3 months since Ese promised to expose Pastor Biodun

Its over a week she promised to expose the journalist

How people still take this attention seeker seriously is beyond me
ese walters is a lunatic.....
if there's a place called heaven, she won't be in it. she's the only one that admitted she slept with a married man. the pastor did not admit or confess sleëping with ese walters. it's a one-sided story.

as things stand, ese is the only one open to judgement - the pastor is innocent unless he admits sleeping with ese or ese provides a compelling empirical evidence that the pastor is guilty of adultery. without this evidence, ese should never be reckoned with.

how some people decide to believe ese 100% is mind-boggling. it then means these people would have certainly participated in maiming those 4 boys at ALUU based on the hearsay they were armed robbers/cultists without doing their own investigation.


bukatyne: You really did not type this with a straight face did you?

Ese said she and the pastor had an affair; for reasons best known to you, you believe Ese...

Yet, in your warped logic, the pastor is innocent until he confesses...

Bia, if the Pastor is innocent (since he has not confessed), what exactly is Ese guilty of?
you really did not ask this question with a straight face, did you?

what exactly is ese guilty of? she's guilty of slandering, defamation of character, besmearing, causing confusion in the Lord's house, etc.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:54pm On Nov 18, 2013
leggo: so rooney will bench Reus?? you people keep saying podolski but forget that he is now a fringe player in the NT..
rooney should bench reus - rooney's had more experience & he's marginally better than reus. besides, with the tough german team setup, rooney will not mind doing the defensive work for the overall benefit of the team.


leggo: OOH SHINNJJII!!
m.101greatgoals.com/blog/man-uniteds-shinji-kagawa-had-a-100-perfect-passing-game-for-japan-v-holland-individual-highlights/

play rooney elsewhere ,the hole is Kagawa's. 11 chances created in 45mins..not bad
kagawa vs holland:
pass completion - 79/79 (100%)
chances created - 11
goal assist........ - 1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:20pm On Nov 18, 2013
dayokanu: Thats true anyway Mabe only Baines or Ashley Col would make the German team
cahill & ashley cole would make the defence and i am sure walcott would get into the squad. rooney is better than podolski & he would play on the left. joachim löw won't put rooney as the arrowhead.
Family › Re: Family Section Debate - Stage 2 (quater Final) by coogar: 11:16pm On Nov 17, 2013
ayobase: smiley
as a man thinketh so he is. if you commit these sins with your heart, then it means you have literally defiled your body (the temple of God) You need to ask God for forgiveness. it is just a warning to eschew believers from negotiating it. Sex.ual pleasure is very strong. it is easy to accomplish once conceived. So, DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!


We all do know that protected sex is not totally safe. Abstinence is the best! Condom is said to be 99% safe. What happens to the very dangerous 1%
touché!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 10:36pm On Nov 17, 2013
montelik: LOL.

Over to Elampiro, Coogar and Dayokanu. cool grin
schurrle was speaking the truth. rooney would be competing directly with mesut özil & it's a no-brainer, ozil would win that battle.

unless rooney is played on the left, he wouldn't get into the german side. podolski is the only player rooney can upstage in that team.
Family › Re: Family Section Debate - Stage 2 (quater Final) by coogar: 10:32pm On Nov 17, 2013
Contestant 7: 8. Lastly, my body being the temple of God, the Holy book tells me to flee from fornication and adultery. Premarital sex is a sin.
body being the temple of God has little to do with fornication & adultery. the holy book also says one can commit these sins with one's heart - one can commit fornication/adultery without necessarily having sëx.

STIs/unwanted pregnancy can also be prevented if the couple involved practise protected sex. your argument had enough substance without these 2 highlighted points that seem to have removed the heft in your submission.

can you shed more light on these points in case i am missing the big picture?
Family › Re: Family Section Debate - Stage 2 (quater Final) by coogar: 10:13pm On Nov 17, 2013
this is an epic battle.....i'm chuffed with the fireworks & rebuttals. cool

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