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StarBoard: Unfortunately Mourrane Fellaini is in line for an extended period of play.
I'm not expecting that Anderson-Cleverley partnership to be revived soon.
My opinion, sha.
Plus I still think the Ando-Cleverley partnership might still have that spark it did 2 seasons ago.

fellaini will miss the next european game so he will defly start this weekend in cardiff. we might see cleverson in europe after such a long time.

rafael should get hold of his position & smalling will partner evans in the centre back. things are not as bad as it seems. a win against cardiff takes us closer to the top.

cute bobo: It often surprises me when I see guys of 25, 27 29 still living with their parent. By that age, my mentality is that they ought to be living as independent man. I bet I won't like to live with my parent at that particular age. Any contrary?

uk/usa.....18/21
nigeria.....40
ghana......25
liberia......23
senegal.....forever

nateevs: Finally people are beginning to see another side of Sturridge. But you know only goals counts for many.

sturridge has never been a team player. he is only concerned with shooting on target regardless of the distance & angle he finds himself.

Purist: Anyone else seeing what Moyes is getting at with this squad?

a dangerous highline that puts our defence in a mess when opponents break. with rio/vidic at the back, they retract instead of going out there to deal with the problem.

seriously - i am glad carrick & jones are out injured. watch cleverson take us back to the pole position. control via accurate passing is the name of the game. moyes better tell giggs to take christmas leave now.

StarBoard: If he has one to start with.

omo, see punchline.

Lizzy651: thread has served it's purpose.

For the curious cats, the fish in question already posted on the thread. Run and bask in that information. Amebos.

identification confirmed!!!
S, F, G, R, T, N.

GustavoFring: Your cocck is clearly so far down Starboad's throat that he sh.its your cu.m

Otherwise you wont be writing a full epistle trying to protect your little tart.

I have no interest in what you lot get up to at night, just tell Starboard to come correct and get John Blaze.

gustavo - are you mad i revealed the secret of you & ibime getting it on? come on - gay relationships are legal in england now. there's no boko haram to remove your head from your neck.

afrodoc: .

If u can't understand my statements I now see why you voluntarily gave up on learning at age 10 AND I fully support you in your vow.

you are a numbskull...
i am not at fault if you have speech impediment & you struggle to articulate your words. you clearly told us fat is the main content of anderson's body weight.

alutacontinua: When did 'E' become a consonant?

Seriously, even Madam CC cannot have mercy on me and just tell me who this person is...
SO NOT FAIR!

Coogar, I will rub my hands on your bald head for 2 mins if you tell me

i am afraid, i am not a fan of handjobs. raise the stake & i might reconsider.

wonlasewonimi: SexGillz

you are a twit!

ileobatojo: Sagamite?

close but no cigar!!

GustavoFring: I can see you coming to the defence of your concubine. Good master.

great minds think alike mostly - however, we have had a long list of disagreements. Google is your friend. starboard even opposed my poster of the year award only last year. so your observation is pure wänk!

Your reference to ibime and his sēmen is irrelevant as I have yet to agree with Ibime on any footballing issue.

what about non-footballing issues like fellatiö, anäl sëx & rimming? surely, you always agree with ibime on such.

I know your phallus is perma-jammed down Starboard's oesophagus and you really have no choice but to defend your b.itch.

Tell him to get John Blaze though.

don't recreate your gay romance with ibime on our thread. you are the man when it comes to sticking your tongue in ibime's anüs.

jay bee: S auronbab E ?

this is not too difficult - i will reveal 3 consonants in the dude's name(S, E, G)

now work it out....

afrodoc: P.S d average footballer's body fat is btw 10 and 18 perecent. Check ur sources.
We can assume fat anderson is clocking 20 percent. .

and this was the tool that said fat consists mainly of anderson's body weight. every trainer would tell you the bodyfat of top football players in the premier league is 5-10%.

mainly = majority(more than 50%)
i reiterate, you are a nurse working in a non-reputable abortion clinic. i have exposed you enough today.

GustavoFring: Get John Blaze.

Stop acting like Coogar's side kick.

If Coogar is the Joker, you are Harley Quinn...

If he is Batman, you are Robin....

Man up and pick your own fights.

Get John Blaze nigga

yet, one could conclude the same the way you slurp on ibime's sēmen on a daily basis.

StarBoard: Unknown to the trolls, they fail to realize how much difference of opinion we have every now and then.

So it doesn't surprise me how much ignorance they peddle on a regular basis.

i wonder o....
the nani vs valencia debate was the longest debate in this thread. then david de gea's case 2 seasons ago. then you have moyes appointment, van persie's poor form, our midfield in 11/12, nani's protracted new contract, etc in short, i can go on & on. these were intelligent, mentally-tasking debates unlike elampiro that saw roy keane in the 1999 final against bayern.

ileobatojo: Oya, spill the beans. Efe has left me high and dry.

#lesbiantingz

jay bee: must be sauron

the first letter starts with S and last letter is E.

ileobatojo: Shiorr!

As you yourself mentioned, Coogar is embroiled in an amorous relationship with elampiro. So do you mean to tell us that was your inspiration?

abomination!!

GustavoFring: Why do you always hide in coogar's shadow to mouth off?

At least coogar has the temerity to go balls out and attack his opponents.

You just hide behind his back to mouth off without ever contributing substance to the discussion.

You aint got no John Blaze

this is what makes me laugh here....
i have had more arguments with starboard than elampiro/afrodork. maybe you should scour the previous pages before coming out with such. when you trolls are beaten at your own game then you shift the post & start looking for nonevents.

wonlasewonimi: I don't like it when people dispute my stuff. I can actually back this up Dayokanu. You give me the go ahead?

don't mind dayo.....you are very correct. the first letter is J. i attended the wedding earlier this year in a small town near santa fe.

jay bee: This is getting interesting

Who are ya?

i cannot believe you guys dunno the dude under scrutiny & the babe posting........it took me only 3 mins to unravel the mystery.

dayokanu: Thank you all. ooo Nagode, Ese pupo, daalu

when are you going to reveal it was a gay wedding?

elampiro: I am not out for this argument. But Rooney in speed, Rooney is only behind Valencia, Lennon, Walcott , Townsend in the EPL. He is among the fastest in the world. His out pacing of defenders to through balls is one fact confirming this.

abeg, forget that nonsense chart bandied by marca to poke barca's eyeball that messi is slower than cristiano. on that chart, bale was the fastest. some weeks before the chart was released, kaboul beat lennon, kyle walker & gareth bale in a 100m sprint. ea sports also told us chris smalling is the fastest united player since 2011. so forget those stats you are bandying.

Secondly, if you watch Rooney as 10, you will see this has been his stature. Giggs for instance has ever been a lekpa.

you can make your stature to be who you want to be. rooney is lazy in the gym. he hates gym work. he eats junk food, he drinks & smokes.....

*** what Ronaldo lack or deny himself in smoking and drinking, he made up in women. Kim Kardashian and Maria Sharapova are among the over 36 women (most of them older celeb women) he dated within 6 years.

Lol

sex doesn't make a man fat. what's the difference between rooney fücking grandmothers in liverpool and ronaldo sleeping with exquisite models. we are talking about rooney's behaviour that undermines his fitness & you are bringing sex to it. sex is an exercise, drinking lager beer isn't.

afrodoc: Yawn.
IS HE FAT?

of course, anderson is fat - his weight is mainly fat.
and you call yourself a doctor but you have no clue no athlete has more than 5-10% fat of their body weight?

dayokanu: Beckhams corner was what led to the goal mouth scramble and I didnt credit Beckham with the first assist, it was the second one I erroneously credited to Beckham

well - it was that error gustavofring called out when you were trying to bully elampiro. don't get me wrong, elampiro is a twit but it shouldn't be you bullying him when there's an empirical evidence you are not better off.

elampiro: 1. A better way to determine who is fat between Anderson and Rooney or whether both, is to go to their weight and stature history. How was Rooney in 10 years back? What was his weight and frame? Then 5 years back and 2 or 3 years back. Same for Anderson.

rooney was only 18 ten years ago - that renders your analysis null & void. with the amount of money rooney sucks out from the club, the least requirement is to burn himself & look ripped but the physios all said rooney hates the gym.

2. Rooney is still one of the fastest footballers in speed and pace, so how can he be fat? He has a high work rate and last 90 minutes well. On the other hand, Anderson work rate has dropped drastically at his young age and he can't play '90 mins.

rooney is not even in the top 100 in the premier league. one of the fastest? rooney is younger than ronaldo & he's slower. that should end the argument. even anderson is pacier than rooney.

3. Rooney can never have the looks of CR7 or Torres. He was not born to look that way, couple with the report that he was a boxer in his teenage years.

so akinfenwa was born to look the way he is or walcott was born to burn pace? if walcott drinks 5 bottles of heineken per day, double cheeseburger & all sorts of fattening foods per day like rooney does, would he be as quicker?

it's all about discipline - ronaldo neither smokes nor takes alcohol. all his physios acknowledge he loves the gym & he trains harder than any football player. this is why he's the best in the world. he could have allowed himself to be sloppy like rooney.

afrodoc: He was a linebacker for the ravens, all time great. He is 6ft tall and weighs 113kg for a BMI of 33 or 34. Check if he is fat from his pics.
Its just that you are limited by your hatred of rooney and your sacred vow against knowledge.

you are a tool....
ray Lewis is 1.85m & he's 10 years older than rooney. he's 38 for fück's sake. the older you grow, the more you weigh - it's simple physics & the dude was a linebacker....rooney is a striker for united....his game relies on his speed, burst of acceleration & balance. the comparison is way off mark but you are a nurse, what do nurses know than to wipe the bütts of sick patients & dispense drugs?

BMI does not tell who has more fat or less fat.it just shows who is carrying more weight per area of body size. However that weight could be mainly bone (lebron), mainly muscle (ray lewis) or mainly fat ( anderson).

another idiotic post.....
how can a man's total body weight of 69kg be mainly fat? anderson has tinier fraction of muscles, bones, etc? and you claim to be a doctor?

There is a difference btw a sculpted chest and one that jiggles in motion a la Anderson

better go & change the sheets of the patients in your clinic. the amount of idiocy oozing out of your mouth suggests you might never have been in a tertiary institution all your life.

35kg of anderson's weight is fat? you are a tomfool!

dayokanu: This was my initial post in October. It was the second goal assist I credited to Beckham not the first

https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/484#18691992

but it was later cleared sheringham assisted the second goal, not beckham.

then today again, you said united scored off 2 corner kicks delivered by beckham. that first goal was a pin-ball moment. beckham's delivery was no longer an issue as the equaliser itself was a goal mouth scramble.

afrodoc: I agree I am a nurse and u also agree u have made a vow against knowledge.
After all you said yourself that u stopped learning at 10.

a strand of hair in my pubes pack more intelligence than your whole being. you have added nothing of importance to the discourse, you are just rambling about ray lewis & lebron without considering their height - they have the height to hide those weights they walk in, rooney does not.

afrodoc: :DLol resorting to insults again?
U have obviously made a vow against knowledge.
Lebrons height is already factored into the BMI that is why it is weight over HEIGHT SQUARED. There is no need making adjustments for height after d calculation. You are d master of fallacious arguments.
How tall is ray lewis and he weighs 113kg... IS HE FAT? Is the Gronk fat?
Do i have to open ur skull to make u understand that BMI is about being overweight and not about fat or not.
P.s u r d one comparing rooney nd d fat one,for me I have my hands full grappling with anderson's weight

which ray lewis is this tool talking about?
if he's 113kg with evra's height, won't he be considered fat? a good example is adebayo akinfenwa - he stands at 1.80m(2cm taller than rooney) but he weighs a whooping 86kg.

akinfenwa needs more height to carry his buffalo's weight around & since his growth has stopped then he has to reduce his weight to bring down his BMI.

so afrodork, stop sounding like you are intelligent. just because you are a male & work in a clinic does not make you a doctor. you are a freaking nurse!!!

dayokanu: In the Champions League final Man Utd scored off two corners which were delivered by whom? David Beckham

dayokanu, this is fraudulent....
there was about a period of 10 secs between beckham's delivery & the first goal. actually, it was a pinball moment with schmeichel & about 5/6 other players touching the ball in a goalmouth scramble before the goal - how can you credit that goal to beckham?

afrodoc: we are talking about athletes.
was the great Ray Lewis of the Baltimore Ravens fat at BMI 33. If u dont know him check his pics
Is Lebron fat?
so many people are overweight but not fat, not just athletes. because BMI DOES NOT distinguish between muscle, fat and bone.

use your common sense, medical director
is ray lewis fat in comparison to who? is lebron fat in comparison to who? i analysed rooney & anderson with the BMI. any inaccuracy the BMI shows in rooney would also show with anderson. they are fairly the same height but rooney weighs 9kg more - even a lunatic receiving special prayers at the barbeach must agree rooney is the less healthier amongst the two.

So u can have a big boned and heavily muscled guy who is not fat registering as overweight in the BMI scale e.g lebron james,ray lewis and so many other people. but u will see fat and jiggly people like anderson register within normal BMI.
do u know why? because bone and muscle contribute more to weight than fat. so the guy with much fat might not register much weight but the big boned and muscular guy will. So u now know why BMI and fat are not synonymous?

see a doctor talking like a roadside carpenter - lebron is taller than anderson, any weight he cops has more body surface area to be distributed. this is why height & weight are the 2 important parameters in the BMI.

HOWEVER fat contributes more to health risk than bone or muscle. So a more accurate assessment of health risk than mere BMI according to most experts would be Body Fat Percentage. But its a more technical and expensive assessment so BMI is done usually.

if anderson's BMI says his weight is healthy, there's no way his fat can be considered a health risk. just like i told gustavofring, BMI only overscores the fat content in pro-athletes, it does not underscore it. anderson's 22.4 BMI is very very healthy for a pro-athlete. debarring any freak accident, anderson will die later than wayne rooney.

The nugget for today is that BMI has a lot to do with being overweight but not with being fat

says the mouth of a quack doctor......
69kg man standing at 1.76m is fat? i hope you are aware working as a receptionist in an abortion clinic does not qualify you as a doctor.

afrodoc: LOL so is tonto dike truly a virgin then?

well since being fat has nothing to do BMI i guess you should have waited until you were more than 10 learn about it

being fat has a lot to do with BMI.
the inaccuracy can only be found when you compare a non-athlete with an athlete. if the comparison is between 2 non-athletes(elampiro & afrodork) or (rooney & anderson) then BMI analysis is fairly accurate.

GustavoFring: Anderson must have mastered inter-dimensional travel to a fine art.

Because this photo was clearly not taken in this dimension

my job is done here - i shall continue to bust football myths here with my supreme intelligence.

afrodoc: LOL this is beneath you

why not read about those topics i mentioned and take down some notes. Then we can come discuss them here, it would be a form of education for you .

what's beneath you?
there's no more education for me - i learnt all i needed to jibe about weight/BMI before i clocked 10. you are the one in a bubble misinforming the public that a 69kg professional football player is fat. your degree should be taken from you......

GustavoFring: O.K. for sake of argument, Rooney is 'less healthier'

thank you!!!

But Anderson is still FAT.
You always know where you can find the fatso...

EATING!!!!

it's only in a parallel universe you would call a 69kg, 1.76m man a fatso. mount your bathroom scale & show us what you weigh.

afrodoc: guy the doc in the name i use here is not decoration. I have been one for 10 years. BMI?

Read about the Anterior drawer test and the Lachman test, compare and contrast them and give me your assessment of which is a better assessment tool. When u drop a written essay here we can discuss.

and tonto dikeh is a virgin....

afrodoc: LOL just came back to see that Coogar has in his usual manner changed it to an overweight/underweight issue based on BMI.
And of course Rooney got dragged into the debate as usual, i thought this was about the chubby Brazilian?

I know all about BMI and being overweight,obese,morbidly obese e.t.c but for me this was never about that. I dont know about others but i dont think i have ever used the term for Anderson, i always call him FAT Anderson and believe me GustavoFring has proved beyond reasonable doubt with his pictures that speak a thousand words each how jiggly his torso is. I guess u know being fat is not a matter of BMI.
FAT Anderson is FAT, we all know this. That is the reason why he gets specially measured for jerseys and eats alone

And i have to say your knowledge of BMI while commendable is not actually complete. When rating whether a person's weight is at a critical level posing a clear and present danger to the person bariatric surgeons use other parameters e.g co-morbid factors in addition to BMI to judge. So you see the quality of life the person has and his general health and performance are factored into it. They don't just calculate the BMI and prep the person for surgery.

LeBron's overweight BMI is actually good for him as we can see from his performances and as we can expect from his style of play. If he reduces to the weight of Kevin Durant just to have a normal BMI we can expect his performances to drop.

The opposite is the case with FAT Anderson , we see him labor day in day out breathing like an asthmatic patient who fell in a tall field of allergenic grass, trying his best to move his FAT a.ss around the pitch, turning at the speed of the king in Village Headmaster.
He sure is FAT

The nugget for today is for you to realize that there are people who are overweight but not fat e.g LeBron and there are people who are obviously FAT (thanks GustavoFring ) but may not be overweight e.g FAT ANDERSON

no, you didn't know about BMI..until last nite!

GustavoFring: I think the question you should be asking is who is more useful hmm?
I honestly don't know why you brought Rooney into this argument.

i brought the rooney argument because of the obvious bias on this thread. no one ever talks about rooney's weight that has made him lose a yard of pace but anderson gets criticised about his weight when it's clear as daylight he's not fat...

You say Anderson can run the manure midfield. I say he is fat.

but i have proven he's not fat.....if rooney can run games with his BMI bordering on overweight then anderson would even run games far more easily.

You say Rooney is fatter and point to BMI

the most widely accepted tool to measure players with weight issues.

I dont dispute Rooney's weight issues but point out the BMI is not used to measure professional athletes. Then you ask who is healthier?

anderson & rooney are both professional athletes. the inaccuracy of BMI stems from the fact that it tends to overestimate the fatness in professional athletes, not underscore it.

anderson recording 22.4 BMI as a professional athlete is also an overestimation just like rooney's 24.6. BMI cannot underscore anderson & overscore rooney when they are both pro-athletes so no matter how you spin it, rooney is still less healthier than anderson.

Any manager in the world will pick Rooney over Anderson. Fat or not.

perhaps anderson would get a nod over rooney in the brazilian league.

So I honestly don't understand why you're trying to compare the two.

if rooney's weight is not a hindrance to his performance, why is anderson's weight a problem. people don't criticise anderson for his performance, they criticise his weight & his susceptibility to injuries.....so why shouldn't i compare him to the great white hope who is less healthier?

GustavoFring: Not for Athletes.
Oya come again

you have just managed to even tie yourself further in tortuous knots. rooney is not muscled. lebron & ronaldo gets a pass cos they have got muscles. john cena gets a pass as he's muscled......

rooney has little or no muscles so why is he 24.6 when the threshold for healthy weight is 24.9? besides, the BMI is the most satisfactory tool used worldwide to determine who is underweight or overweight - it might not have 100% accuracy but it's the most widely accepted method......

so i ask again, who is healthier? rooney or anderson?