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Rap Battles › Re: Official NL King Tourney Sign Up Thread by coogar: 7:39pm On Nov 15, 2013
when will this tourney kick off? this wait is getting unbearable. mikuz, let it start off already so i can expose the fraud & the weakness of the netcees in this section.
Family › Re: Family Section Debate 2013 - Make it a Date by coogar: 7:37pm On Nov 15, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]How can sagamite and Coogar be judges? These guys are so biased, they can not see straight. This debate is dead on arrival and will lean to the mens argument or what seems to favor the man automatically. mtscheew. Baba Oyo should be a judge, please throw Coogar into the ring. Sagamite should be thrown into the ring too. He is damn too biased. Coogar passes him by a millisecond please.[/quote][quote author=baby_123]I dont think Coogar has the ability to be unbiased. He cannot help himself. I will be observing and make sure i protest till he gets removed. Same with Sagamite.[/quote]https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iaiueVnr1rwzsbso1_500.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:32pm On Nov 15, 2013
BinghiNya: Sauron(Coogar) Rooney is our beloved player in whom we are well pleased, touch not our rooney and do him no harm, for God so loved United he gave us Rooney who so ever love his skills and workrate shall enjoy being a man u fan.
well, the jews/romans would soon nail rooney to a cross after a huge betrayal from one of his disciples(elampiro)......you(binghinya) would also deny him 3 times & a cöck shall crow at dawn....

thus endeth the prophecy.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by coogar: 12:57pm On Nov 15, 2013
so ibime surrendered like a bïtch cos he couldn't keep up?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:25pm On Nov 15, 2013
Purist: lol, last I checked, anyone is free to start a discussion of their choice. Come up with something more interesting, and elampiro and coogar will abandon their argument asap. cheesy
don't mind the sadducees....
they will soon blame coogar for the typhoon in phillipines.
Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar: 11:01pm On Nov 14, 2013
Chillisauce: Survival of the fittest! Single women chase men everywhere..how the men handle this knowing the problem that will come out really matters.
men are opportunists......we are built to take risks & if a woman wants her eggs scrambled by a married man then so be it.
Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by coogar: 10:47pm On Nov 14, 2013
jp philips: @op
if she actually paid for the food, then she is your madam at the moment, going to her pot can be termed "trespassing" so you deserve the slap.
when you make it, then retaliate accordingly.
conversely, if you actually paid for the food and she slaps you on the premise you explained, make sure you slap her in a manner that will throw her to the floor, if the slap doesn't deliver, push her down to the floor, while on the ground, pour the food on her (if it is not hot), lock the kitchen door, go to your room and fetch your belt,

with the buckle head, flog till she begs for her life, ensure that each stroke carries an indelible mark, when you are tired, hug her, kiss her, take her to the shower, clean her up and fvck her like you ve never done before.
once you come, just whisper in her ear "nobody has the monopoly of violence, I love you" then smile.


the next day, buy her an expensive gift wih a pink flowered lingerie to match and never talk about that incident forever.

she will never try it again even in death.
you seriously don't know what to do? shame on you.
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Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar: 7:14pm On Nov 14, 2013
Chillisauce: No, my brothers are married, maybe my in laws. She deserves better. They will treat her well. Very well. The upright are always blessed.
ThankGod for Ese, more girls will tow her line and the married men will think twice before riggimarolling.
ThankGod for Internet and social media.

#Looking forward for partners in crime.
little did you know it's the single women that are chasing married men nowadays.
Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar: 6:55pm On Nov 14, 2013
Chillisauce: grin grin

Ese, more grease to your elbow and pipe joints.
Guilty conscience fears no accusation.
hahaha - it's her loss.
when she's done constituting a nuisance to the society, ask your brother to propose to her. grin
Business › Re: Is N50,000 Enough To Startup A Barbing Saloon? by coogar: 6:35pm On Nov 14, 2013
fckyourman: First.

You need at least two clippers = (6000)
You need at least two Barbers chairs= (7,000)
Small Generator= (15,000)
DVD+ Speakers (5,000)
4 Waiting Chairs (9,000)
Mirrors on the wall (1,500)
Hair Products (2,000)
Hire Barber don't pay upfront

Total Around 45k might be cheaper depending on the market.

he needs a TV too.....
the best method is to secure loans from parents & relatives and then start with a good concept.

the barber chairs should be rented out to barbers. they will deliver a flat rate to you every week(say N10,000). if they make more or less, it's not your business as long as the agreed rent has been paid.

by doing this, you should be able to pay off all your creditors within a short period. don't just hire people to work for you like slaves, they will eat your money & run away.
Family › Re: Why Do Some People Prefer Lodging In The Hotel To Their Own Houses? by coogar: 6:23pm On Nov 14, 2013
ebenezer4o2: Hotel management from time past has been a very lucrative business with an enormous capital requirement and Hoteliers know what customers want ranging from;security,conducive environment,intercom facilities,internet access(WI-FI),a well air-conditioned room,car wash,a functional restaurant and bar,car park,a swimming pool,holiday resort facilities,a conference room(hall) etc and as such,provide all these for their customers.

I've discovered that people (politicians,businessmen,yahoo boys) leave their family and apartments to spend nights in the hotels.Infact,some even book for a year accommodation and others for weeks or months as the case may be.

Furthermore,hotels have however become centres and venues for most syndicates' nefarious activities in recent times and this is becoming worrisome and hence,everyone who lodges in a hotel is therefore tagged and given a sinister looks.The experience I've acquired whilst I was a receptionist made me realise that most people would prefer relaxing in the hotel to their own houses provided the bill per night is affordable and some even give no damn about the price.

What other reason(s) can be adduce to this trend?
hotel is safer for most people.
besides, some people like things to be done for them. laundry, clean sheets, clean towels, exotic food, etc. it's the best life when your company is picking up the bill for you.
Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar: 5:32pm On Nov 14, 2013
Chillisauce: People are different, some ppl may decide to keep quiet, not accept and move on!
Some can't.

I even like her way, at least if its true, the pastor will think twice before committing adultery. If everyone is like Ese, Nigeria society will be manageable, right now, the society is almost finished..

Man of God for that matter..
As per her new client, lets see what news will be coming out.
there's nothing to say as far as ese is concerned. blogging/tweeting is a new experience for some of these nigerian chics. it's an avenue to showcase their whörish antics. it's a stiff competition between ese walters & maheeda. put cossy & afrocandy in the equation & you should get the true picture of these daughters of jezebel.
Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar: 4:11pm On Nov 14, 2013
Chillisauce: A lot of married men are without self control. ESP in Nigeria. You see them hopping like frogs even unto some married women.
You don't even need beauty for those category of Men to show their interest.
Some say you are addressed the way you are dressed. Not for those Men o.
the woman still has the final say. if a married man comes with his juicy proposal & the single woman says no, isn't that the end of the transaction? are these single women held at knifepoint?

I see a lot of them in my place of work. Some will meet the single guys for introduction.
Ese choose this way of handling it, I see no problem here.
married women approach single men too......we don't see guys shouting from the rooftop like prepubescent kids.
Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar: 3:35pm On Nov 14, 2013
Chillisauce: Imagine warning married men about Ese grin.

Now she is the destroyer. Forgetting the so called married men walking around with their third legs not in control.
She decides to speak up, and everyone is pouncing on her.

Why not warn married men to keep their vows and have some self control.

And because they are married, she should keep quiet as to protect their wives.
Una never start!

Thanks for Men like Bellong. Such myopic reasoning.
Mtcheeew
she must be the most beautiful woman in nigeria for married men to be hovering over her. empty barrel like ese makes the loudest noise. she's just an unrepentant attention seeker with little or no self esteem left.

we are still waiting for her evidence against the COZA pastor & all of a sudden she's jumped into another scandal with another married man. the association of market women in nigeria should have her culled & force-feed her good morals.
Family › Re: Do Couples In Nigeria Go On Honeymoon? by coogar: 2:43pm On Nov 14, 2013
[quote author=Ms_Steph]i see pple who get married on Saturday nd start work on monday. please do nigerians go on honeymoon?[/quote]they go to their parents in the village - that's the honeymoon.
Family › Re: What Is Is With Ese Walters And Married Men? by coogar: 11:19am On Nov 14, 2013
dinachi: I have had it with this Lesbian called Ese Walter.
Not long ago she went on social media to rant about her sexual relationship with happily married Pastor Biodun Fatoyimbo of COZA. Now I can understand why the man of God did not dignify her with a reply. A few days back she is on social media talking about how another married man Emeka Obasi approached her for #youknowwhatimean. This are my conclusions based on my careful observations.
1, She seeks out married men
2, She seduces them
3, She rapes them #youknowwhatimean
4, She now threatens to blackmail them to pay her off
5, Whether they agree or not determines whether we will see the gist on her twitter handle or not.
WATCH OUT FOLKS THIS WOMAN IS A PREDATOR ON MARRIAGES, BE CAREFUL GUYS!
ese walters is a lunatic.
she epitomises all that is wrong with nigeria. she's a rabid dog that will soon be put down by a fellow woman. her day of reckoning is drawing closer.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
elampiro: I didn't have to rely on any writing or stat before I recalled Rooney played in midfield. It was even a talking point though out that week.

Your site surely made an error. Perhaps if you check back on this thread or match day thread on nairaland, someone may have mentioned it.
i don't patronise dodgy sites.
Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by coogar: 8:50pm On Nov 13, 2013
jumzzy448: Op, u really tried for you to have controlled your anger. But please warn your wife very well never to try that with you again. Or else a day will come when she'll slap you in presence of a visitor or your family member. And if she ever tries it with you again, I beg just give her one slap. The type that she'll never forget in a hurry.
i can't believe you are egging on a man to slap his wife. he should report to her parents & let them deal with their daughter.

ileobatojo: Abuser! tongue
taming a witchdoctor is a tedious task.
Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by coogar: 8:37pm On Nov 13, 2013
ileobatojo: Na yam?!

**Singing...I've got the eye of the tiger, the fire........and you're gonna hear me ROAR!**
if you open your mouth once to roar, i would toss hot piece of cocoyam in your mouth. cheesy
Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by coogar: 8:23pm On Nov 13, 2013
dayokanu: Hmmm Ileobatojo

I already see the influence of coogar on you.

Pick the date quickly and send the sample of aso-ebi
even the most notorious african witchdoctor can be tamed. grin. it took only 21 days, 19 hours & 13 minutes to tame ileobz. grin
Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by coogar: 8:14pm On Nov 13, 2013
bukatyne: Coogar,
Let me indulge you this once...

You are comparing a woman whose fiancée is a potential abuser to a man whose wife slapped him oncehuh
don't even try to wriggle yourself out of this. a potential abuser hasn't abused yet hence the word "potential". so if you can campaign for women to run from someone who is yet to abuse them, why would you then solicit a second chance for an abusive wife? you claim sex equality but your comments(past & present) do not align with what you preach.

My post you dug out is actually a very wrong example to use as it is very self explanatory
Until you can dig up a post where I told a female poster to divorce or leave her home because her husband slapped her once, don't quote me again or describe my posts as hypocritic or with double standards.
what will you do if i quote you again? slap me? do i look like your husband?

Also ensure to include the posters I quoted and the OP
Thanks
i don't have such time on my hands.....what's my business with who you quoted? i called you out & i have backed my claim with facts.......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 7:49pm On Nov 13, 2013
elampiro: That must be a fatal mistake. The people behind this must have relied on something else other than the actual match to compute their stat.


See below. Thiis the 2nd report I am producing that Rooney played in the midfield. Also I am telling what is still vividly clear in my memory. It was a point of discuss then.
..............................
But an outstanding performance from midfield in the title-sealing 3-0 win over Aston Villa on Monday suggested the England international could adapt into a new role.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2316042/Bryan-Robson-urges-Sir-Alex-Ferguson-Wayne-Rooney-Manchester-United.html
so i should ignore a universal sports site that detailed rooney's match log throughout the season, the site that showed the number of minutes rooney played in every game, the site that showed the number of goals, assist, own goals, etc and then rely on drunken journalists of dailymail?

hahahahaha - you are reaching. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 6:10pm On Nov 13, 2013
elampiro: Which match against Villa did Rooney play as a second striker? I am referring to the match RVP scored a volley from outside the box. Did you not watch the match?
the 3-0 win?
rooney didn't play as a midfielder on the night. rooney was a second striker.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1412412_image_jpg0d5b1c4c7f720f698946c7f6ab08f687

it's up there - the 34th league game had rooney's position as SS(second striker).
Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by coogar: 6:06pm On Nov 13, 2013
bukatyne: This is the second time and she quoted my post

I do not know another definition of personal

This is the first time the wife slapped the husband; it is not a continuous stuff?

I said the second time, he should report her to her parents for re-training

Can you post a proof that I told a woman to leave her home after the first slap?
i didn't have to dig deep.....
this was you indirectly saying ladies who have identified their spouses as potential abusers/cheats to run for their dear lives.

the key word here is potential....in your submission, the woman doesn't even have to suffer the abuse before running for her dear life. signs that the husband may be abusive(potential) is enough reason for her to flee.

Bukatyne: A female poster opens a thread to advice ladies to avoid abusive and substandard men.

Male posters are ranting and talking about submission, competitiveness, reasons men cheat etc.

If your sister brings a man you know is a potential abuser or cheat home, will you advice her to carry on so that she will not hug her pillow at night or walk on menopause street? Will you tell her to be patient and pray or run for her dear life?

The quality of some men is really pathetic.

Just as some women are not wife materials, some men are not husband materials.
the topic of discussion here is not even talking about a potential abuser. this man's wife has already crossed the line. she abused her husband & yet you are soliciting a second chance for her.

can you now see your double standard? grin
Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by coogar: 5:15pm On Nov 13, 2013
bukatyne: Except she is a witch or mind reader, she did not expose any double standard.

The proof will be to pull out my posts in a similar suitation where the woman was the victim and compare to my response here.
don't take this ish personal........
madam aluta was spot-on with her analysis. you were soliciting a second chance with this abusive wife but if it was the husband that dished the slap, your response would have been different. you would have probably advised her to get him arrested.

If I don't like someone's opinions or mindset, I sometimes waka pass or ask questions like 'what will you tell your wife to do' etc. than read minds except if they had expressly stated their opinions in similar situations on a previous thread
are you sure about this?
Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by coogar: 5:00pm On Nov 13, 2013
dayokanu: See people advising the man to smile and talk and show more love to the woman

Assuming the roles were reversed and the woman was the one slapped Is this the same thing we would be saying on Nairaland family section
madam aluta has already exposed the double standard. if the roles were reversed, 90% of the females would advise the wife to move out of the house cos the hubby is a beast, monster, coward, tout, uncultured, unruly, ungentlemanly and any other adjective you can add......

should this husband also move out of the house?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 4:39pm On Nov 13, 2013
elampiro: Last season na.

Against Stoke and Aston Villa last season, he (Rooney) performed creditably as an orthodox central midfielder.


http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/tacticsandanalysis/id/2096
so performing as an orthodox central midfielder now means rooney was the defensive midfielder? how do you sleep at night with this white elephant lies?

rooney played alongside carrick.....same way giggs, anderson & cleverley have partnered carrick. it does not mean rooney was the defensive midfielder.

against villa(both legs), rooney was a second striker. he wasn't even in the hole. he played further up the pitch than the quintessential trequartista. biko, lie with caution on this thread.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar:
elampiro: Now you defend Mata and blame it on inconsistency in playing games. But Rooney had few games last season and was inconsistently rotated in several roles, yet he pulled up a decent stat.
he didn't pull a decent stat - he was disgustingly average last season. why do you think SAF wanted him out? SAF said an in-form rooney wouldn't have sat on the bench against madrid. it simply means SAF knew rooney's performance last season was below average.

Now you mentioned penalties Rooney scored. He has only scored about 19 out of his 200 goals. How many number 10 has that? How many number 10 has been at the top for so long?
rooney has 146 league goals for united - he's scored about 20 penalty kicks. that's 126 league goals in 10 seasons for united. that's 12.6 league goals per season. hardly a world class performance.

See you much later on this argument if at all there is anything else to add.
there's nothing to add - rooney is shyte!
about a week ago, zonal marking(michael cox) wrote an article that rooney should be thankul SAF didn't sign ozil. why? cos ozil would have chased rooney out of the number 10 position & rooney would have had to play wide on the left.

every man & his dog know ozil >>> rooney
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:20pm On Nov 13, 2013
elampiro: 5. Rooney scored 12 goals in 2020 minutes and Mata scored 12 goals in 2742 minutes.
You did not provide that parameter or you deliberately omitted it.
rooney doubles up as a striker - mata does not. there have been moments RVP was subbed & rooney moved to the striking position & scored/assisted goals.

6. This season:
Mata: 7 league games, 386 mins; 1 assist 0 goals
Rooney: 10 league games, 835 mins; 4 goals, 5 assists
this is what happens when you don't get a consistent run of games in a team. mata's involvement this season has been mosaic....10 mins there, 20 mins here.


Vs Ozil
Ozil - 15 games , 4 assists, 2 goals ..
Rooney - 14 games , 7 assists , 7 goals ..
see this fraudulent man.....
compare ozil's assist stats in the last 5 seasons to rooney. ozil is new here, new league, new teammates - why compare him to rooney who is now in his 10th season at old trafford?

if you remove penalties from rooney's goal haul, he's only scored 12.9 goals per season. it's hardly a world class material.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 2:14pm On Nov 13, 2013
elampiro: 1. The argument about goals was not started when you pulled out a chart comparing our strikers goal scoring for 2010/11 to 2012/13 seasons. I think the chart had Welbeck, RVP, Berbatov, Chicharito and RVP. Anyway that is in the past now.
yes, i pulled off that chart cos you claimed rooney was the king of old trafford. i brought stats out to destroy that myth.

2. In 2009/10, I am sure Rooney midfield stats will still be higher than other strikers, so why the criticism about his goals in 2009/10.
rooney didn't play as a midfielder in 09/10. don't start another argument.

3. Last season:
(A)
Rooney 27 league games. 2020 minutes on the field.
Mata 35 league games, 2742 minutes on the field.
(B)
Rooney was used in many roles including DM/CM.
mata was deployed in many roles too. he played across the 3 behind the main striker. this is even steven!!!

Considering the above, you cannot rely on the stat above to draw a conclusion. Despite the odd, Rooney came up with 12 goals and 12 goals assists in the little playing times and disadvantage positions. Same can be argued for other parameters.
the disadvantaged position did not stop rooney from taking setplays. he assisted goals from setplays too.

3. You provided Mata's stat for last season, what about their stats for previous seasons?
mata & silva have always destroyed rooney....there's no point going to the previous seasons.

4. What about the stats of other number 10s ?
other number 10s like who? jonathan walters? oscar? aguero? which of them pockets £250k/month like rooney?
Family › Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by coogar: 1:44pm On Nov 13, 2013
alutacontinua: I disagree with ur last paragraph. If d op were to be a woman, you wld nt include dt part of doing internal check because nothing shld make a man hit a woman.

You wld rather tend towards telling d woman dt dis is just d beginning and she has to get herself out of arm's way before it's too late.

IMO, as a feminist (who blivs in equality), dt's d same tin u shld be telling dis man.

His wife is violent nd might av abusive tendencies, period!
you deserve a wet kiss for this post!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by coogar: 12:30pm On Nov 13, 2013
elampiro: Exactly. You are correct except that you have just indirectly exposed your favouritsm towards RVP. You have never argued in this direction when Rooney was criticized for having less goals than RVP. That was the bases for the argument.

It is sometimes argued here like Rooney and RVP are playing same roles for Man United, like they are two box strikers. If everyone had been separating their roles when we argue about number of goals scored by Rooney, RVP and Chicha we will have less problems.

Lastly, if we look at the number of assists/minutes played for last season, also the number of goals/minutes played last season vs other so much praised number 10s in EPLs, we will learn to appreciate our own the more.
https://fergiesgum.electricdemon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/untitled1.png?w=300

elampiro: So you knew this and you were blasting Rooney for having fewer goals than RVP and Chicha? You seemed to have forgotten the genesis of the argument.
i have only criticised rooney's goal return in the seasons he was the arrowhead(09/10) i didn't criticise him last season for his goal return & i am not criticising his goal return this season.

my criticism of him is his appalling passing accuracy, poor creativity & his general decision making in the final third. there would be no argument here if you admit rooney isn't good at these important parameters.

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